HG - Hunger Games
Man, the waifu fags really are a bunch of spergs.
>>11258623
>Ezreal instantly springs awake upon being called "disrespectful" and looks at Fluorette with a scowl.
Forgive me for not wanting to spare a few words for a man that isn't truly dead. We all come back, what point is there in worrying about it? Disrespectful...
>Grumbling, Ezreal turns his back on Fluorette and falls asleep. Again. For real this time.
Here you go.
Later.
>>11258605
Because most of it has been discovered by now.
>elements
Elements aren't that complex. You can calculate all the "possible" elements already and accurately predict their behaviours.
For example, some guy in the 1900's predicted like 10 elements and their properties, which weren't even known to exist, and named them after himself. Then many years later, those elements have actually been discovered on earth and they were just as predicted.
So yeah, pretty much all elements are already discovered, and even the ones which never occur naturally are also 'discovered'.
>new physics laws
Well we can already describe almost everything well enough to do what we want. If there's something mysterious and unexplainable happening nowadays, then the scientists would be all over it and try to figure it out.
The scientific methods are advanced enough to figure the relationships out without that much fuzz, which means it's not really that impressive and is less likely to be on the news.
But yes, big breakthroughs do still happen all the time, and they weren't THAT common previously either, see >>11258615
>>11258692
Look at this fuckin nerd lmao
>>11258692
What the fuck is this?
Stop speaking german you fucking nazi.
>>11258674
Well, it is the principle of the matter. Rest well.
>>11258692
S T O P
T
O
P
>>11258703
>>11258704
>>11258723
What?
He asked...
And I want a moment to be real
Wanna touch things I don't feel
We want to hold on and feel I belong
And how can they say I'll never change
They're the ones that stay the same
What's your biggest accomplishment in HG?
>>11258729
Aww
>nuts on your face
There there...
>>11258746
Winning two games in a row
Or out lasting Sharktopus
>>11258746
being the best host there ever was/will be
>>11258751
die
>>11258776
Not even in bizarro HG would you have that accomplishment.
>>11258615
>>11258692
So what are the scientists doing nowadays when almost everything has been discovered? I get about astronomy but not the rest. Sorry for the dumb question
>>11258776
You're not even in the top 10 of best /b/ hosts.
>>11258783
>dies in german
>>11258800
The?
>>11258746
Won 3 games in a row.
>>11258676
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Utsohuh Reijuio.
>>11258692
How about new vaccines or a cure for cancer/aids?
>>11258746
I made the roll chart.
>>11258790
Trying to make the methods we do know even better.
And get that stupid fusion reactor to work properly.
>>11258822
This doesn't even resemble English
>>11258847
I need to live on japan so I can stay close to Nii-chan, sorry.
>>11258837
They're actually steadily progressing towards a cure for cancer, and aids is almost fully treatable
>>11258811
>laughongo dongo's at you in Japanese
>>11258872
Just don't accidentally create a zombie outbreak. I couldn't take being saved by Will Smith again.
>>11258793
>>11258784
Looks like some butthurt going around :3c
>>11258888
I'd argue that I can speak coherent English but those quads say otherwise
>>11258790
Scientists nowadays mostly find stuff out in the industry, by doing controlled tests and interpreting the collected data.
For example, if you use a new alloy, they can make it undergo stress tests and check how much stress they can bear under different temperatures without bending more than a certain treshold.
Other scientists work in research and try to come up with solutions to improve already existing technology, or come up with entirely new alternative ways to execute their function.
I don't think there are that many scientists who research the fundamental laws of physics anymore because there simply is little demand for it since we can already do everything we want to do.
>>11258837
I'm not very well versed in biology and I don't want to tell you things that I'm not sure about.
Name the 5 best hosts of all time
>>11258945
A I K A W A S T O P
bongo bongo
>>11258952
Lenny
Gobby
Adachi
Can't think of anyone else.
>>11258952
Asgore
Plague Knight
Zer0
Muffet
Snowwoman
>>11258961
fine...
Though this is more interesting to me than any 'rp' I did in a long while.
>>11258952
Rin
(Powergap)
(Powergap)
Seth
Garry
>>11258974
>Forgetting Crendor and Bolin
come on dude
>>11258975
fuck off gote
>>11258907
You ain't nothing but a dollar store Miku
>>11258986
I want to be hosted by Rin's powergap.
>>11258845
>>11258945
Well shit, thanks for the answers bros.
Who wants to erp?
>>11258995
I'm at least a 2 dollar store
>>11258996
slide into DMs babe
>>11259033
Redongo bongo!
>>11258945
Aikawa do you know about astronomy stuff too?
>>11259037
You aren't even the good twin
>>11259046
A few basics. What exactly?
>>11258952
Seth Hoshi Mokou Yuno Jude
>>11259037
>powerslides into those DMs
>>11259033
Show me what I gotta work with. I'll do you right here, right now.
>>11259049
Let's get cynical
Drop dead cynical
>>11259064
a-anon... I didn't know you were s-so... r-rough...
>>11259080
How's it feel to be worst singing robot?
>>11259052
How do we know something is 1000 or 10000 light years away? Wouldn't we have to wait that long? What are the methods?
Link to discord?
>>11259096
doppler effect
>>11259099
post your discord tag and I'll send it
>>11259111
I'm in the process of making mine.
>>11259080
The best host in HG can match my power, baby!
(Good morning. Any plans to host?)
>>11259096
>asking shit you can easily google
Retard.
>>11259079
You can erp with Vino, you want this Vino or the rabbit Vino?
>>11259162
I'll host if Rin says something nice to me
>>11259096
I'd have to google that one. And I did. Apparently there are different methods for different distances.
https://starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/StarChild/questions/question39.html
>>11259107
I think the doppler effect is used to measure velocity, not distance. But maybe it can be used for that too.
>>11259162
Hello hello. Don't think so, no.
God, Said is so fucking good.
>>11259094
Feels bretty good, I can be a shit and still get paid
>>11259116
*sucks ur dink*
>>11259176
lmao kys kid
>>11259176
That is Rin.
>>11259174
I'll go with Rabbit Vino.
>>11259176
>>11259178
(I was considering to attempt hosting myself, though if that anon wants to host, by all means.)
>>11259162
My only plan right now is to get home and fuck my onahole
>>11259162
Hello, good morning. If you hosted, you would make it quite less boring.
>>11259220
Nah go ahead, Rin's being a DUMB IDIOT like usual
>>11259207
brooooo you caught me
I'm Seth, Aikawa, Hoshi, LF, KK, Yuno, Littlefinger, Junko, Matsuda, Karen, Adachi, uhh
Mitsuki now too, I'm Jojo, Nobu, Prop, Ultron, and most important of all I'm actually Michiru.
>>11259212
Too bad, that ones a Kamina exclusive.
You can have this Vino.
>starts rubbing your leg
Hey degenerate, you wanna pretend to be a cute anime girl and slob my knob?
>>11259236
(Very well. 24 or 36?)
>>11259264
I d-do, Vino. Whip it out, I need to taste it...I've been a dirty anon.
>>11258975
It's "Snowman," hun. Sorry you didn't catch that. I'll make sure you remember.
>>11259275
24
You'd be hard pressed to fill up a 36 on a monday before noon.
>>11259245
Hey, so who's Matsuda anyway? I've seen the name around a bit.
>>11259278
S-Sorry I don't know Homestuck very well
First 24 for what I like to call the 'Please stand by while I make every mistake in the book' Games.
>>11259310
You Nadacuckme
>>11259310
Hansel and Gretel
>>11259310
Kirino
>>11259310
>>11259310
Geese Thompson
>>11259310
Arle Nadja
>>11259310
>>11259318
Ah, I seem to have forgotten my name.
Kishin Sagume
>>11259332
>>11259310
Jim Ross
>>11259310
Usotsuki
>>11259310
Snowman
>>11259302
At least you remembered the face. That's what matters the most. Just gotta brush up on everything else.
>>11259310
Star Butterfly.
>>11259310
Jaws
>>11259310
Ikkun
>>11259310
Velvet Scarlatina
>>11259276
>no action rp
>barely any response
If you're not going to take this seriously anon I'm just gonna go back to Kamina.
FUCKING
REIGEN YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>11259310
THE MIGHTY KAMINA
>>11259310
Xenomorph
>>11259350
>>11259354
:thinking:
>>11259310
Aigami
>>11259310
Mixmaster
>>11259310
Captain Luna
>>11259350
>>11259354
B-Boi
>>11259310
Kyouko Sakura
>>11259310
Sharktopus
>>11259310
Bondrewd
>>11259310
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11259371
>massages your feet
>>11259383
hey best girl is in this picture
>>11259310
Doppelganger Arle
swap me in
>>11259310
THE SUPREME OVERLORD OF ICE
>All those oldfags coming back
What's going on?
>>11259310
Araragi Karen
>>11259416
Renaissance
>>11259416
I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi.
>>11259310
Fyxe
>>11259416
oldfag rising now, nufags fuck off reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>11259310
Literal Mouse Princess
>>11259416
Everyone wants to see me typefuck Kamina
Here's your roster.
>>11259440
Swap
>>11259429
>>11259440
I am ready anytime, let's just be done before lunchtime!
>>11259416
Parents wrangling them back in since summer's over and school's starting so the oldfags are stuck inside shitposting instead of sitting outside staring at the sun and eating paste like they normally would be.
>>11259440
>>11259399
>Ssssssswap
>>11259453
wait no I don't want to rp
fuck
>>11259440
Should we play with them sister?
We have a whole week to, brother.
>>11259443
O-Oh, thanks.
That's pretty nice of you. I'll try to get far so that the swap wasn't in vain.
>>11259467
HHHHIIIIISSSSSS!!!
>Crawls up the vent
>>11259471
I ate you last round
Figured I owed you one
>>11259477
>>11259467
>>11259453
(Should I swap you two or not?)
>>11259487
Woo thank you for the spot, blonde girl. I'll show the meaning of Justice!
>>11259497
>Yessssssss
>>11259487
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
>>11259440
I want to fuck district 7
>>11259440
Welp.
Thanks for hosting and good luck.
>>11259310
Johnny
>>11259440
If it wasn't your first game I'd suggest bumping it to 36.
>>11259531
I'd do anal on district 4
>>11259550
(Way ahead of you. 6 more.)
>>11259567
I'd anal all the districts.
>>11259574
Are you entering manually bae?
>>11259310
Lord Beerus
>>11259310
Shoebill
>>11259567
>Don't touch the child you mong.
>>11259574
The Coolest
>>11259574
Misunderstood Up-and-coming Artist Adolf
>>11259574
Cara Delevingne
>>11259580
(I'm using the script.)
>>11259574
My wife
>>11259574
It was me Austin
>>11259598
Ah good
>falls asleep waiting for the game
>>11259622
nice rp
The roster, revised.
>>11259592
Sorry about your name, I haven't gotten around to the Limit Remover yet.
>>11259599
Tell me the lore of HG
>>11259550
>>11259574
Look Hansel, more angels.
Shall we send them to heaven?
>>11259531
L-Lewd...
>>11259633
nice r
>>11259628
Change my name to Hoshi Arakawa
>>11259574
Marjane Satrapi
>199
>>11259628
I'm redongo bongo! Let's do this.
>>11259574
Vinny
>>11259628
Understandable. Have a nice day.
>>11259628
>>11259642
Or better yet, change me in for someone who might actually roleplay.
>>11259628
Way better. Couldn't hope for nicer district partners as well.
Let's get it on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPbmXkmxexM
>>11259628
Did you remember to set the death rate to very high?
Is there a diffrent type of hunger games simulator or do they all follow the same premise or are there locals like space and hell?
>>11259628
Oh, wow, There are even more now. Let's not waste anymore time, or it will cut into my dinnertime!
>>11259655
>Keep your spot, Hitler bro, I might be busy for the time being if I am correct about what's happening outside
>>11259660
>>11259628
Neither could have I, Momma.
Let's get this party started.
>>11259675
The site allows you to write your own events so the host can create any locals of themes they like.
>>11259628
>>11259651
You know what actually, swap me out for this guy
God I fucking hate ____
>>11259675
>>11259690
>locals
locales, you stupid millennials
Oh so what kind of events we havin today?
Littlefinger dies.
In other news: Waifufags are banned from /b/, so they just migrated to /trash/ (where they belong to)
>>11259699
people who doubt themselves
>>11259706
fuck you too
>>11259725
: (
The revised roster, revised.
>>11259685
Yeah... And...
Sorry for the whole pregnancy deal, it was just a prank bro, a social experiment, I swear...
>>11259733
I think we can get started now.
>>11259705
fuck off Jude
out of all of them who do you think will die first?
>>11259739
Do not insult me
>>11259733
Please just post the slide.
>>11259747
kys
(Lesson learnt: enter the season code -before- entering the tributes.)
>>11259755
You first
>>11259738
Yeah, sure, whatever. I don't care anymore. I didn't have to spend any money that I didn't want to spend and that's all that matters.
Just don't do it again, or your gigantic fun pillows won't save you from me getting angry.
>>11259759
s h i t
h o s t
>>11259759
I said post the slide.
>>11259759
Wow, that really sucks..
>>11259754
Hey, that milk did the same thing as your dad did.
It splooged to the floor.
>>11259759
Nice blog, idiot.
>>11259759
You're bad
>>11259759
this is not redongo bongo
>>11259759
nice rp
>>11259785
You can't make nufags like you like that, Junko. kys
The script saved the tributes before the swaps, thank god.
I hope I didn't forget any swaps.
>>11259806
Looks I'm having roasted Goose for dinner tonight.
>>11259806
I told you you would pay for last time
>>11259806
30 minutes from entry to first slide
D-
See me after class
>>11259806
Come on boy, play with us! We wont bite, we've got enough blood for the both of us now, thanks to you.
>tfw too busy bossing nufags around to earn more money at the chicken factory
sis.................
>junko
>>11259733
Ladies and gentlmen, welcome back to another edition of the Highschool Games! We are here in Parts Unknown Stadium, in front of a sellout crowd! JIM ROSS HERE, along with my guest co-commentator for this event "Geese" Thompson! Also, we have Kirino behind the Japanese announcer's table, and her syrupy sweet teen idol voice will help guide all of y'all listening in the sunrise kingdom through all the action as well! It's gonna be a all-out academic slobberknocker here, Geese, who do have your eye on as we commence the slaughter?
>>11259806
Folks, there's no better way to arrive in style than this genuwine carriage. BOOMER SOONER, everyone!
>>11259705
/waifu/ finally got b&? shit i might have to take a break from shitposting hg and go harass those cancerous fags
>>11259806
Oh my, is that the smell of something burning? What is making the smell is what I shou-
>Geese isn't able to finish his rhyme, since he just finished burning at the time
>>11259806
>That's one of the upsides of the virginia script for sure
That new girl better stop staring if she knows what's good for her..
>>11259806
Can't even be a proper gal...
>>11259819
Okay.
1-1
This is war now.
>>11259781
Well but... You know, I think I kinda got attached to little Jenny...
Do you think we could adopt it together? Nothing fancy you know, we'll both pay for the kibbles.
She might even become a super strong german sheperg. Don't you think it sounds cool as hell?
>>11259821
Baby get back on discord so we can fug as qt anime girls.
>dirtstar man
>>11259806
Being popular can't be that hard, from what those books I read about Earth culture say, I'm already half way there!
Now what's my first move as "The Popular Girl"?
>>11259852
Dead people don't talk
omae wa mo
shinderu >>11259870
>>11259856
become a cum dumpster for the entire football team
>>11259861
but junko's dad still calls his son every night because he's lonely.
>>11259861
If that was true, why do ouija tables exist then?
I'm a ghost and I can talk however I want, deal with it.
>>11259875
>Kyouko doesn't even realize what's going on, as she's already passed out at her desk.
>>11259852
I'm not falling for that again, Momma. If you want the dog, it's yours and yours only to keep.
I'm paying a penny for a puppy that isn't my daughter.
>>11259875
I think it would be even cuter to swap partners. Doesn't that sound like a great idea?
>>11259806
I don't have a way with sharks, do I? I know my memory is terrible but it's just not possible that I've become something like a marine biologist and then forgot about it. Come on, this is just nonsense.
>>11259875
More likely is that I'm just attracting freakish monsters towards me today. I waited this long for this?
>>11259875
Bah gawd almighty! Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like my BBQ sauce has attracted two sharks into the arena as we speak! LOOK AT EM GO! THEY ARE CARVING INTO THAT MEAT WITH THOSE RAZOR-SHARP CHOPS! THE POOR BASTARD FOOD HAD A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELLFIRE!
>>11259875
Who needs math anyways?
>>11259891
B-But it's not a trick this time. I swear!
When I put her back to the kennel, she couldn't stand being in a cage again... I think she's taken a liking to you.
I know there is a king heart under all that muscle that tells you "let's adopt her with Fyxe"
>>11259916
don't bother posting those
>>11259924
Understood.
>>11259916
>>11259924
Do whatever you want. I'm interested in death slides
>>11259923
That's a very specific sentence for my heart to be saying.
I'm pretty sure my heart only knows the words: "Hey" "There" "Pretty" "Momma". In that order.
>Kyouko finally jumps awake from all the noise from the gossip around her, rubbing her eyes before she looks around confused
Huh, wha..? Is it time to go home yet..?
>>11259930
>Star pushes her way to the front of the crowd, trying to get a train during the rush hour. While she was shuffling through, she accidentally shoves the person in front of her too hard, sending the poor girl, onto the track.
Hey! I'm so sorr-
>The train rushes by, crushing poor Arle as it reaches its stop.
......Oh hey my train's here!
>>11259947
Are your heart trying to sing a RnB song or what?
Come on Johnny.
Look at heart!
Look at her eyes!
Imagine how strong she could grow with proper training!
>>11259956
>>11259930
oooh...
>>11259959
is your heart*
>>11259930
Aaaah, good times! Been a while since I did that.
>>11259930
>On route to school, see someone push a student in front of a train. Had to take the Vespa instead. Major bullying problems, teachers seemingly absent. Rapping sharks. Nonsense. Infrequent updates planned.
>>11259932
>>11259930
They don't give you any information you couldn't get just by paying attention to the game.
If you post death slides do it quickly, you don't need a delay for RP on those.
>>11259981
You really got a thing for animals, huh, Johnny?
>>11259992
What a freak.
>>11259959
It's a dog with a wig, momma. I'm pretty sure you're perfectly capable off keeping the dog yourself.
Besides, it bit my nose and I want nothing to do with it.
>>11259981
Oh what it this gonna be now? A shark with a wig?
>>11259981
I'm not complainin' but, don't you normally gotta be sixteen to even take this test? Does this mean I can get my license early too?
Make this HG related
>>11260021
it already is.
>>11260021
It's already accurate.
>>11260021
It already is.
>>11260006
W-Well, don't crawl back when it's gonna be the most ferocious dog in the entire arena!
Fathers who give up on their children always regret it at some point in their life.
>>11260021
It already looks like HG though.
Did I skip a slide? I skipped a slide.
>>11260026
>>11260029
>>11260033
>>11260034
It wasn't a request, do it right now!
>>11260021
Enhance
>>11260021
Redongo bongo
>>11260048
fuck off already kamina
>>11260048
good
>>11259981
Oh! Oh! I was totally almost on the Cheer Team back home! I can do this kinda stuff! Gimme those pompoms!
>Star grabs the two pompoms, shaking them around wildly before leaping around the gym randomly.
This move I call, "The Mewni Swir-!
>Her move is stopped abruptly as she hits a wall face first, not looking at where she was going.
>>11260040
Awww well aren't you the cutest little thing! Can I take you home?
>Despite all the warning signs around the box, Star waves her wand and opens it, reaching in a picking up her new friend.
I'll name you Carl! Ouch! Hey that hurt Carl...
>>11260034
...I'm not its father.
>>11260040
Isn't the zoo just great, look at the size of that elephant! It looks like it could flatten you with it's feet easily.
Wait is that a mouse crawling under it?
>>11259930
Well, ladies and gentlemen, some hooded assailant in a robe just stuffed one of our combatants in a school locker! That's indeed a solid steel door, you heard me right! IT'S GONNA..oh, wait, what the hell is goin' on? That's Arle Nadja! WHAT'S SHE DOING FACE-DOWN OVER THE TRACKS!? WHAT THE- OH MAH GAWD! SHE'S BEEN TURNED INTO A BLOODY MARY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SHE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE AGAINST ALL THOSE TONS OF STEEL HURTLING ACROSS THE TRACK, BAH GAWD!
>>11259992
There, that'll do you in, ya alien freak bastard!
>he clears his throat and continues calling the action
Well, folks, we're...OH BAH GAWD, WE HAVE JUST WITNESS A BIG DROP! THAT'S GOTTA BE 60 FEET UP IN THE AIR! SHE IS BROKEN INTO A MILLION PIECES, EVERYONE! IT'S BONDREWD!! BONDREWD, I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU! THAT'S A WOMAN! DO YOU HAVE NO COMPASSION, NO HEART, NO SOUL?
>>11260040
Ladies an gentlemen, we have relocated to an open zoo! No better way to experience the wildlife destroying people's lives than right here! There's already been a victim of a heinous assult by a pride of lions!
>>11260040
>Kyouko had a jolly time, completely ignoring the animals and hanging out at the food court for the entire trip.
>>11260063
this is the girl I wana marry
I did something
>capcha: BEWARE TRAP
>>11260040
Flightless birds of all things, how embarassing.
>Captcha: Luna poste
>Who am I to deny that request?
>>11260095
>Tfw a Shark crashes your Birthday party
While Jim's commentary is really good, you can feel free to add a bit of color commentary yourself Mitsuki!
>>11260040
Just one of those days that don't make any sense. Sharks, aliens, spiders, anything but a regular human being. I'm not even sure if there's anyone here I want to support or root for anymore. Maybe next time.
>>11260095
Ladies an gentlemen, I have now seen everything! That strange looking animal is insulting that hooded man! IT'S ALL GETTING OUT OF ORDER HERE!
>>11260095
>Kyouko spends all night hunting down a witch for a much needed grief seed while the horrible monster does her homework for her
>>11260071
You might as well be. It's like birds, they consider the first thing they see their parents...
Well in your case it was the 2345th one, but who cares.
>takes Jenny into her car and drives away.
>>11260120
I'm not too sure on the style of commentary I want to offer yet, still experimenting in private. I'm aiming to improve a little with each game I host.
>>11260040
I bet you did this to me on purpose.
>>11260164
How difficult can it be to just say what's happening?
>>11260155
Bye, bye, then. Have fun with your new dog.
>Johnny waits a second until Fyxe is gone, and lets out a sigh of relief
Jeez, what a freak show. Remind me not to do that ever again.
>>11260164
Oh! Well I can understand that, best of luck then.
Don't overthink it or anything.
>>11259806
First out, huh?
>Snowman pauses to take a long, contemplative drag off her cigarette. She blows out the smoke as she talks.
That's a good thing when the host can't even tell what a lady is. Fix that next time, alright hun? I'd hate to take more drastic measures, but I'd rather not be a guy in the future. Can you do that for me? Hm?
>>11260221
You look... Different, Luna.
>>11260164
>>11260177
>>11260120
(Commentary's something that can't be taught overnight. Anyone can learn the ropes all on their own, but you have to feel the action around you and react accordingly. That's the mark of a good announcer, folks!)
>>11260237
she just used different skin moisturiser
>>11260221
I want to cum inside that Raindow Dash
Littlefinger dies.
>>11260250
Oh.
That's why she's so beautiful today. Alright.
>>11260192
W-Woops. I'll rectify that mistake next time.
>>11260237
I blame alternate realities.
>>11260192
it's your fault for not being called snowoman
>>11260250
"""""""""Skin Moisturiser""""""""""
>>11260242
Stop trying to sell me your BBQ sauce.
>>11260276
I want to moisten her skin
>>11260276
Your taste in porn is shit Sunset.
>>11260269
SUCK IT SHARTOPUS!
>>11260242
No wonder no one likes my games
>>11260303
Me on the bottom left
>>11260269
H-Hey look over there, those sharks are fighting..!
>Kyouko quickly walks away to escape the awkward event and watch the sharks.
>>11260303
Delet this
>>11260269
Thanks, hun. It's appreciated.
>Although I don't plan on using this ava more than once in a blue moon any more, so...
>>11260275
Sorry for not being named like you want me to. Care to come a little closer and tell me what else is wrong, sugar?
>>11260351
Unf
>>11260356
>comes closer
you're ugly and smell like shit because you're green and smoke
>>11260335
Well, the easiest explanation would be a witch, guess I should start there.
>Kyouko holds out her grief seed and begins walking around the empty school halls to see if she can detect a labyrinth
>>11260356
Mayor when?
Also.. filename when?
>>11260381
Uh huh.
>Snowman takes another drag off her cigarette and blows the smoke right in the Anon's face.
My turn yet?
>>11260387
Hm? What was that, hun? Don't know anything about a Mayor or a filename. You've got the wrong gal.
>>11260425
Do your worst you ugly gremlin
>>11260335
Alright I'll give you some actual advice:
- The less tributes still alive, the shorter you're gonna want to make your intervals between slides. I divide the tributes left by 6 and round up to see how long I should wait to make sure everyone alive has seen the slide.
- Don't bother posting peace unless A) A memorable event happens (two avas in a feud, yada yada) or B) over half of your remaining tributes are actively rping to your game.
- If you notice people are replying to the slide before the last one you posted, slow down or you'll lose those people once they get behind too much.
- Make your winscreen something special and not just the default stuff. For now it's fine, but you're going to want people to see one of your winscreens and immediately know it's from your game. They're basically advertisements, the flashier they are the more people you're gonna have asking you to get one.
also give commentary
>>11260425
Oh my bad. I wasn't talking to you, but your "true self" behind that ephemeral ego you call "I"
I'm not hindi though. Don't worry, it's not gonna hurt.
>Slaps you so hard to breaks the 4th wall and makes you go OOC
>>11260386
>Grief Seed
>Man that's a dark fucking typo
>Soul Gem*
>>11260414
What?!
You just confessed to me yesterday and now you're hitting on that lady?!
hueg boobed moonhorse = best moonhorse
>>11260449
Woah, what made you finally decide to help someone new?
>>11260471
Sliver is very most likely enjoying this you know
>>11260442
Alright. You're blind.
>>11260453
>FUCKING OW GOD DAMN FUCKING-
>...M-Mayor when I feel like it and have time to RP, Kaiba sooooome daaaaay?
>>11260471
horse mouthpussy = best mouthpussy
>>11260471
Big tits are for sunbutt.
Small tits are for moonbutt.
>>11260483
It's a cute anime girl
>>11260498
I'm not blind at all, my eyes work perfectly
though you literally dont even have eyes, just white shits
Marjane is secretly a yandere.
>>11260449
Thank you, I'll keep it in mind.
>>11260498
O-kay!
It's still your best ava, don't you ever forget about that.
>>11260483
they're not replying to my shitposts and it's upsetting me
>>11260524
>kek what the fuck was this chain of events
>Marjane: I love you
>Marjane: I love your mom
>Marjane: I LOVE YOU PLEASE
>>11260497
Enjoying would be said too much, but I don't mind.
>>11260524
Please god kill Sharktopus!
>>11260507
Oh, I don't think you heard me.
>Blindingly fast, Snowman plucks her cigarette out of its holder. She twirls it around before jamming it straight into the Anon's left eye, puncturing it. With her other hand, she puts out her cigarette on his right eye, making sure to squish it into his eyeball as hard and long as she can until the lit end ceases to smolder.
You're blind.
>>11260525
>Thaaaat's subjective.
>>11260534
Whatever, at least i get to see you act like a decent person for once, all thanks to nufags and cute anime girls.
>>11260546
He's pregnant you heartless bastard...
>>11260566
You're opinion about my opinion is subjective.
>>11260546
Sorry to disappoint.
>>11260498
>tfw no Seto Kaiba
>>11260574
He's Asexual
He reproduces by getting blown up
>>11260592
Huh, learn something new every day.
Congratulations, Sharktopus.
>>11260585
You're...
YOU'RE!
Okay, that's it. Gotta find a noose.
>>11260588
Kaiba the anme, not the yu-gi-oh character
https://myanimelist.net/anime/3701/Kaiba
>>11260566
>Gets stabbed in both eyes by the incredibly slowman
14th act of Holopsicon.
>your eyes are now both stabbed in the place of mine
>>11260574
>he
>pregnant
Also it was Jaws that got knocked up, not the 'puss
>>11260603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev_uFa5PjZw
>Victory Song!
>>11260604
>tfw still no Seto Kaiba
>>11260603
Congratulations Sharky!
Thanks for the game
>>11260585
>Honestly, I think Zer0 is overall the better ava, but what do I know?
>>11260603
'Grats, hun.
>>11260637
Thanks for that.
>>11260609
>Nothing happens to Snowman.
Sorry, but it doesn't work like that. Unless you want to destroy the universe, lay off the parlor tricks.
>>11260610
How dare you question my intimate knowledge of sharktopi reproductive biology.
>>11260596
Yeah he's a weirdo like that
>>11260587
SHAK GOD DAMNIT!
ugh....thanks for hosting
>>11260620
No
Hope you die in fire
>>11260637
>Thanks for hosting newfag-kun, you'll get better the more practice you get with it.
>>11260587
>>11260603
Now I hate sharks even more than usual. Congratulations for that at least. Plus a decent first game.
>>11260637
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and I'll see you on the next game. Congrats Sharktopo.
>>11260645
Alright, sharktopus fucker...
I won't judge what you spend your time learning about...
>>11260644
It certainly does work like that, the 14th movement of holopsicon rewrites the very principles of cause and effect.
>>11260603
Good game Sharktopus!
>>11260637
Thanks for the game host!
>Good game, definitely better than my first game here.
Add me on discord for free erp - Shii#1132
I'm....I'm just going to go dive deep into the water and try and forget today......
>>11260637
Thaaaanks.
>>11260699
>>11260637
Thanks for watching, ladies and gentlemen! For Geese, Kirino, and our whole crew, Jim Ross here! Have safe trip home!
>>11260674
Sounds like you've been reading too much Jojo or medaka box. Everyone and their mom has that power.
>>11260674
>>11260644
Cease this.
>>11260663
You wouldn't fuck a shark octopus?
>>11260726
But they're not a cute anime girl
>>11260727
No
>>11260745
excuse u?
ur not cute
>>11260726 this peach is way cuter than u
>>11260700
Take me with you, Jaws-kun...
>>11260603
Congratulations, Mister Sharktopus.
>>11260637
Thank you kindly for the effort you have undertaken. I hope the experience didn't serve to discourage you.
>>11260741
There's like only so many holes all those suckers can go into.
>>11260726
It's literally the character's canon powers.
>>11260750
Anime girl =/= mango guy
>>11260768
what does that make u
a shit?
>>11260674
It's not how it works now, hun. This is a stalemate at best, and I've got places to be, so figure out something else besides your hopscotch movement, alright? Seeya.
>Snowman flicks a cigarette butt in the woman's direction before turning around and sauntering off.
>>11260727
Way ahead of you, Edgeworth. Way ahead of you.
>>11260766
Just saying it's more common than you think. It's not a perfect power.
>>11260755
Shark-toe-puss is for loving
>>11260755
>massages your hindhooves
>>11260745
I suggest you do. I have spent a considerable amount of time researching everyone's weaknesses including yours, Altair.
Do your creator a favour and not tarnish her work.
>>11260787
Good then keep it that way.
>>11260772
A best.
>>11260787
>>11260820
>As snowman saunters off
Third movement of holopsicon
>Snowman and Baron are now erased from existance
HG Reigen Arataka Style
MAGIC EDITION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI
Tribute me senpaitachi.
BONUS: WIZARDS RULE!!!
>>11260788
>deleting people
>not perfect
>>11260831
>i didn't click new thread
fuck
>>11260789
Too much love can be a bad thing.
>>11260831
Captain Luna
>>11260831
This is bait
>>11260831
Gascoigne
>>11260831
>>11260837
kill yourself
>>11260835
>deletes your deletion
>deletes the time you used to delete me
>deletes the concept of deletion, preventing you from deleting me
>deleting myself first so you can't delete me so I can undelete myself.
>>11260831
Mayor of Cantown
>>11260838
>You will never cuddle with Shark Octo
>All it's limbs holding you
>You will never feel that safe in anythings arms
>You will never wake up with that feeling
>>11260829
>As you eradicate that baron, another takes his place.
You really have no idea how limited you are, do you, Altair?