ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What is the most useful

>>11254391
sun

>>11254402
sun

>>11254391
sun

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>>11254391
Eviolite.

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>>11254391
Berries probably.
>>11254338
I dunno anything about human drugs
>>11254349
Does lumoise have karaoke places?
>>11254376
Teaching might be interesting but what would I teach

>>11254391
potions fuxks sake

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>>11254376
>Squint at phone.
"What."

>>11254391
gun

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>>11254376
"Oh well. Someone got it."
>He leans back into the seat, but still far enough over that he can watch for a reply.
"Any plans for detention if it is him?"
>>11254487
Every place where humans live has a karoake place.

>>11254391
Choice scarf

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>>11254487
Battle techniques? I dunno, what are you interested in, exactly?
>>11254511
>Minato gives a shrug, pocketing his phone for now.
"Probably get some studying in and practice my coding. What about you?"

>>11254519
memes

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>>11254556
"Either study or shitpost. I'm not sure yet."
>No more phone to look at? No more reason to be leaning this close.
>Akira goes back to leaning against the window.
"Maybe I'll do both. Either way, gotta find some stuff out about that fresco."

Hello again /par/, ever felt like your home region does not want you in?

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PAR is it hip to send people pictures of animals eating each other now?????
>>11254604
I haven't shot anyone so no.
What's got you down?

>>11254621
No but it's hip to fuck bees.

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>>11254595
>Minato chuckles as the train comes in, standing up.
"Well I can be your google-fu guy if need be. They've got a few weird sites that catalog stuff like that."

>>11254621
Kalos, as much as I try to fit in, they still see me as a dumb Unovan that refuses to learn the local language.
I tried, it is hard. Harder with my condition.

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>>11254628
Thanks, very helpful.
>>11254644
Are you IP or something? Why not move back home?

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>>11254556
My parents had taught and groomed me from a young age for theatre
>>11254511
Guess I'll go see if I can sing as good as I can talk

>>11254660
I try.

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>>11254621
>>11254660
Didn't you know?
It's the newest meme.
Send all your friends those pictures, they'll love it.
>>11254642
>Akira spends a few moments squinting at his own phone before answering
"Hey Minato? That wasn't Kōryū no kamisama you sent the vore to."
>>11254668
Good luck.
Remember, good singing gets you free drinks.

>>11254660
Was IP, now I am a nobody with no permanent residence.
Moving back to Unova is tempting.

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>>11254668
Singing it is. Maybe I'll send Akira your way.
>>11254692
>Minato chuckles.
"Oh well. You want to go to Kalos some time?"

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>>11254692
Am I sending you my dick picks too, Akira-kouhai?
>>11254693
Unova if you want peace, Alola or Kanto if you want more trouble.
You're with the IP. Have you heard of people offering millions of dollars to come down to Alola and meet them at one of the islands?

>>11254726
Kanto would incur in the same language problems, Alola would be a possibility, if it were not because one of my pokemon.

Alas, I have been discharged from the IP over a month ago, for medical reasons. It looks like a trap still, at first sight.

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>>11254391
Porn
Also rip Emrys

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>>11254726
"Planning on cutting class for a few weeks, hmm Minato-senpai?"
>He gives Minato's side a poke
"Anyway, I'm up for it. Kalos probably has more historical resources available. I think."
>>11254726
That's kinda gay.
... I'm not gonna say no or anything, but that's pretty gay, Tatsuya-senpai.

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>>11254856
"I mean, I'm up for it if you are."
>Minato answers with a shrug.
"Anyway I have a coding test coming up, send me a copy of those nudes if Tatsu sends you them."
>He waves, heading to the dorms.

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>>11254771
Looks like that makes Unova your best bet.
>>11254856
Guess you're right. Too bad for you, you miss out on the pussy destroyer.

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>>11254896
"Maybe I will, maybe I won't. It'll be a surprise."
>Akira gives a wave in return, heading to the campus library and taking a seat on a beanbag chair in the bag.
>>11254917
If it's the pussy destroyer why're you offering it up to a dude in the first place?
Boipussy destroyer?

>>11254917
I will have to think this through, maybe I am forgetting something to do first.

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>>11254956
You read me like a book Akira-kouhai. Exactly.
I left you some mint and Ruta graveolens.
>>11254960
Check your notes.
Anyway I should sleep before Akira figures out plant symbolism.

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>>11255031
Ruta is regret, I know that much.
But mint... is the sacred plant of Hades, named for the nymph Persephone killed over her husband's infidelity.
Regret...
Death...
....
>A text is shot Minato's way
>"MINATOOOO TATSUYA IS SENDING ME DEATH THREATS WITH PLANTS"

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>>11254391
Comes down to revives and potions for me.

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>>11256037

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What a good morning
How is everyone doing today?

>>11256974
Ok

>>11256974
I want to fucking kill myself
It is 8am and i'm out of alcohol

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>>11258003
that's good
>>11258027
maybe you should tone down on the alcohol dude

>>11258159
Yeah i should.

I'll take a 9mm aspirin instead.

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>Fish out of page 7.
How is everyone?

>>11258913
I'm doiby great, how's the fishing dude.

>>11258159
>A telephone in the house starts ringing

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>>11259153
Not well, place is a mess. Might as well clean up the area.

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>>11259946
My hole's a mess too, mind helping me clean it up as well?

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>>11258258
Tht doesn't sound better
>>11259153
>he picks the phone
"Hello?"

>>11260214
>"Yo, Bro. Sam here. You got the house to yourself while I'm away making money. Perfect time to invite your new girlfriend, heh"
>"See ya later, bro!"
>Click

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>>11260343
Oh great
I guess i have the house all for me
I mean, I doubt she would even want to mee me but i won't hurt to try i guess

i feel ill

>>11260786
Ill?? how come?
Also hi!!

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>>11260786
adri goes to visit fushigi again qnd looks up for a nurse

>>11260832
(Fuck was not supposed to quote and forgot the meme arrows)
(Rip)

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>>11260786
How about you take two of these and call me in the morning then?

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>>11260786
What's wrong, man?

>>11260808
>>11260937
I don't know, sick since I woke up.

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>>11260786
Don't we all?

>>11260808
Hello?

>>11261044
well thats not good
maybe some Pecha Berries would hellp you feel better? Thats what I like when i feel sick
>>11261053
Hello! How are you mr computer man?

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>>11254391
Ultra balls.

Nobody ever suspects the balls

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>>11261044
well, maybe go to check on your health
>>11261154
Oh, hello there
how are you doing today

>>11254391
A noose.

>>11261178
underrated pick

>>11261053
>>11261109
>>11261172
I don't think we have any poison types around here either.
Fuuuck.

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>>11260832
>the front desk receptionist recognizes Adri, after all, few Bisharp travel without a human nearby
"Welcome back!"
"Are you here to visit your friend?"

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>>11261109
Bored, watching things from afar
>Meanwhile, Model-02 Prototype flies in circles over Aether paradise

>>11261342
Why would you need one?

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>>11261394
Yes i am
But i have a question, did he have any progress in his condition?

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>>11261466
"Let me check..."
>One search later, and the receptionist finds Fushigi's small file
"Ooh! It's different!...But...It's... worse..
>Mienshao, Mental Trauma, Mental Damage, Dissociative Disorder.
"I'll just... print this out..."
"I hope they get better"

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>>11261632
O-oh...
Well, i'll visit and try to cheer him up
But can he at least see now?

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>>11261661
"Well... That's the thing.. the file never said Occular damage... Its been able to see the whole time, if it's blindfolded, it's not due to physical damage..."

>>11261632
Dissociative Amnesia or Depersonalization Disorder?
Cause this ain't DID.

>>11261699
What was it then?
>adri is confused now
-adri

>>11261714
(Look anon, it took two days for them to be confident enough to put Dissociative disorder at all, They won't put specifics until they know, but it is a form of Dissociative disorder)

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>>11261440
"Are you sure it's alright to be flying the robot over private buildings?"

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>>11261440
>Crush Claw birb.

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>>11261808
"I don't know nor really care."

>>11261985
>Model-02 is statted as a Lv45 Steel/Electric Skarmory with Levitate
>Assuming it survives, it opens its "beak" revealing a tesla coil, and uses Thunder Wave
>Can't calc on phone, sorry

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>>11262083
"Is everything alright?"

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>>11262083
>Rip I cant either
>Doggo goes back inside

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>>11262135
"Model-02 engaged in combatvwith something"
>Display a video feed from the robot
>Type: Null is shown
"Is this..."

>>11262218
>Even with Lv100 Null, the robobirb survived
>0 Atk Type: Null Crush Claw vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Skarmory: 63-75 (49.6 - 59%) -- 99.6% chance to 2HKO
>Holy fuck the smogon calc is terrible in phones, I don't fault you for bailing out

>Model-02 flies back to base

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>>11262346
"Mrello, Slims..."
>Zap cat sees the feed, briefly.
"Mraa? Tha' seemed... Mmmmm..."

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>>11262408
"The allegged chimeric pokemon Aether made. Looks like it made a number out of Model-02's chassis for it to almost immediately flee."

>Jet sounds in the roof of the oil rig, robobirb has landed

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>>11262552
"We mrow 'ave vimeo evilence thath the thimera's real, thouth. Mrooth tha' i' exis's. Tha's... B-big. Big!"

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Would an anon be kind enough to provide a source for pic related?

>>11261985
>>11262218
>giving them evidence
youre whats wrong with this thread

>>11262590
( note: this character doesn't know about Gladion's SiIvally IC. So, IC he thinks it's a big deal, but OOC it's really not. )
>>11262623
( You're just trolling. >>>/out/. )

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>>11261762
"I'm not qualified to speak on this... but perhaps the doctors don't want your friend to be able to see"

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>>11262552
>Sylvie watches the feed as the robot skarmory is attacked
"That sure is an interesting looking pokemon, and powerful to boot."

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>>11262590
"Sun mentioned another one in possession one a Skull gang leader. Plus someone else trying to give away another one more for a few hours before it disappeared."
"This video is still valuable for other reasons"

>>11262690
>Walking with the group all the way to the top deck
>Robobirb has noticeable claw damage in its body
"Very, very powerful."

>>11262623
(Chill, it is more of a "secret to everyone situation")

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>>11262676
alright
but sometime after i visit him, can i talk to them?
i really want to know why
and i want to help if i am able to

>>11262746
"I'll see what I can do... alright?"
"No promises, our doctors are quite busy"

>>11262623
(Did I fuck someone's plans up OOC?)
>>11262673
>>11262730
(I don't know if I ruined a plot OOC but whatever I guess.)

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>>11262762

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>>11262730
"I see. Still... evem th..."
>Lion: get frustrated, borrow his Trainer's 'dex to tap at.
"Even if it's not a secret as I thought, it's still quite exciting."

>>11262766
( No, you didn't. You're fine, Anon's just trolling again. )

>>11262766
>>11262806
(My only problem with this is Aether sending out their magic experiment doggos rather than just shooting it down with a Dhelmise.)
(It feels too convenient.)

>>11262762
alright, thanks for at least trying
i'll go see him now

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>>11262836
(fug)

>>11262806
(Alright.)
>>11262835
(I don't know, if it needs to be reconned go ahead. I'm not playing any doggos anymore.)

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>>11262806
>Inspecting the robobirb
>It will definitely not fly again until tomorrow
"They are still a very rare pokemon, indeed."
>Tap tap tap the dex
>Save video feed under design docs
>Memo: look up info on the allegged Skull Type:Null

>>11262835
(Sometimes you just gotta go for cool rather than logic)
(Either way it would have still ended in battle (if calcs on phone were not a pain))

>>11262867
(Doubt that it is getting retconned)
(Sorry about the doggos, though. You did fine)

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Good morning, everyone!
Is everything going alright for all of you?

>>11262985
I'm wondering if I can eat a hall monitor and not get caught.

>>11262985
Yes it is!!
hello!
My trainers off doing something so me and one of the other pokemon are watching her stuff!

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>>11263025
I really hope you mean 'eat' in a lewd way anon! If you do, I've heard supply closets are a favorite for a lot of young people!
If not... I would suggest buying a big thing of ham instead!
>>11263059
That's nice of you! Are you and the other Pokemon having fun?

>>11263116
Im here with the new Pokemon shes an arcanine and shes really strong and nice
i asked her about a thing though and she got upset at me cause i called someone scary

>>11263116
I'm just gonna take my trainer's credit card and leave grapes and red spraypaint at his door.

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>>11263140
Were you talking about the scary man? Maybe the Arcanine knows something about the scary man, you could always ask!
>>11263146
I... I'm not sure I get the reference, but that's definitely better than actually eating him! But why do you need your trainer's credit card?

>>11263221
Yeah, you're right I should just steal it.
What am I thinking?
>Rolling for success.

>>11263025
>>11263146
>>11263234
post ur dick

Yo PAR, know a good headache cure?

>>11262985
Yo! Almost finishing with some tasks, the usual basements getting flooded and kitchens getting clogged.

>>11263025
Whaaaaaat?

>>11263059
>>11263140
Yo, that is nice, bro. Who did you call scary?

>>11263221
I was and arcanine got mad at me for calling him scary
I dont get it
he did me a scare sorta
>>11263254
a man my trainer met
he was a little scary and there was a dragon that was realy scary
the man died thouh and it made my traner sad

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>>11263234
Noooooo, that's not what I meant at all! Can't you just get your trainer to buy it?
>>11263254
A warm shower normally helps me with my headaches, but that's just me!
>>11263272
If Arcanine doesn't like you calling him scary maybe you should ask what you should call him by instead!

>>11263253
Don't talk to me or my salad ever again.
I'm blocking you
blocked
>>11263254
I'm pranking him.
>>11263344
And wake him from his eternal slumber? Hell no I'm not ruining his expertly crafted bed head.

I like girls

>>11263272
Ooooh, its you lil bro. Ask the Arcanine sis about the scary man!

>>11263344
What if anywhere else in the say, bro?

>>11263393
Post pics. Not of your dic tho.

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>>11263393
I'll help you if you can kick my Blaziken's ass.
Meet me outside detention-san's room.

>>11263344
ok! I can do that!!
>>11263501
Yeah! yeah!
Ill tell you how it goes!

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>>11263501
Maybe.
>>11263575
PrEpArE for the MeMes
>Roll for surprise red spray paint on Tatsuya

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Take bets everyone, what's my second detention going to be for?
I'm thinking maybe "noise complaints", "battling on campus", or "breaking the dress code"
>>11263575
Hey Tatsuya?
If you see my Zoroark tell him to stop wasting all of our food money on salads.

>>11262618
pls

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>>11263600
>Dubs.
>He didn't even see who attacked him, good job.
"You got me in the fucking eyes, what the hell?"
>>11263647
>No reply for you.

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>>11263694
"hAhAhAhAhA! Asshole."
>Roll to throw a bag of grapes in his face and skedaddle.

Hello everybody my trainer is in one of your human hospitals but they will not let me see him and they said it is for his protection. Do they think I did it to him on purpose?

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>>11263594
Good luck, anon!
>>11263501
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't get it! Can you repeat the question?
>>11263720
It's possible, but they might just be taking precautions to make he doesn't get hurt more! Or he's in a lot worse condition than thought!
Give it a few days, maybe they'll let you in then!

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>>11263709
>Tatsuya wipes the spray paint out of his eyes.
"Why, what the fuck? Fuck this, I'm going to work on my motorcycle."
>>11263647
No, I didn't.

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>>11263647
fUcK yOu D a D

>>11263594
Go for it, lil bro.

>>11263600
How did it go?

>>11263720
How so, bro?

>>11263770
Sorry bro, I get headaches often. Need a cure.

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>>11263800
What's the point of buying a salad if you're just going to pose instead of eating it?
>>11263787
Didn't tell him or didn't see him?

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>>11263814
Great.
>>11263823
I have more insta followers than u, dad
A e S t H e T i C s

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>is just in the desert
>waiting

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>>11263823
Didn't see him. I'm going to assume the spray paint was him, though.

>>11263924
>A soft sound of wing-beats can be heard from behind the Elgyem, slowly increasing in volume.
>eventually these sounds stop, a rustling sound of shifting sand fills the air.. and then silence..
"Hey...long time no see.."

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>>11264007

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>>11263867
You may have more insta followers, but I have more subscribers on Youtube!
Just you watch, I'll be raking in those wicked Youtube bucks soon!
>>11263946
Spray paint? Sounds like him.
... did he fuck up one of your books or something?

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>>11264007
Hello
>happy ayy lmao sounds
Missed you

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>>11263946
Ha.
>>11264023
If we're OuTdOiNg eachother I'm gonna have to whip my dick out some time.
You won't after I start on pornhub,

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>>11264023
He maced me with spray paint. I look like a blushing anime girl.
>>11264076
If we're doing pornhub then I'm paying to see you and Apollo go at it.

god isnt real

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>>11264076
Or maybe I'll start out on Pornhub first, Arsene.
What then?
>>11264167
You mean you didn't look like one already?
>>11264253
Praise Zeus

>>11263770
I really hope they don't think I meant to hurt him, I've heard stories of what they do to pokemon who do that kind of stuff.
>>11263814
How so what?

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>>11264167
Four way, then?
>>11264253
I'm right hErE.
>>11264294
Me, you, Tatsu, Minato and Apollo?

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>>11264294
Nooooo.
>>11264315
Considering it. As long as you-know-who doesn't burst in and give us detention.

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>>11264315
But Arsene, that would be gay.
>>11264366
... you totally do though.
All you need is the maid outfit.

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>>11264294
>>11264366
Detention.
>>11264315
You're getting detention too.

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>>11264366
Come ooooooon.
>>11264447
Yeah sO?
>>11264465
smd
(Why is all of the lewd of Arsene not super gr8.)

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>>11264447
I'll go get one.
>>11264465
Can't catch me copper.
>>11264487
Definitely going.
Saved but.
Going.

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>>11264487
But Arsene, last I checked I'm not gay.
>>11264465
Aw what?
Okay, wait.
Will these change your mind?
>Uploaded workpictures.jpg
>>11264517
Sweet.
Just go visit the maid cafe and tell them I sent you.
Should be cheap... er.

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>>11264487
>>11264517
>>11264563
Scratch that, I'm telling the principal.

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>>11264517
See ya.
>>11264563
Then I'm not pulling the hot guy thing off enough.
Pssssssst I'm 7'5".
>>11264577
Not if I kick your ass.
>Roll for sneak attack, face spraypaint.

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>>11264061
"I missed you too...., I'm sorry I wan't here for you"

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>>11264577
Noooo, detention-chan, why.
My job is a perfectly acceptable, legit way of making money.
Where in the handbook does it say "students cannot work at a maid cafe during their free time"?
>>11264646
>Sweat
Arsene, please.
How much of that height is from your heels?

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>>11264754
It's fine you're here now mandi
>he hugs the birb
And i can say how important you are to me

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>>11264776
I think I broke detention-kun. Like fucKin threE? I'm a toll boi, daaaaaaaad.

>>11264303
It was not intentional, was it?

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>>11264880
RIP, Tatsuya-senpai and detention-chan.
Yeah, you're a toll boi until like...
You receive even the lightest damage.
What's your real height, 5'? Manlet.

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>>11264778
>coos, leaning into the hug
"I'm important? Nonsense, I'm just a regular old bird."

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>>11265064
At least I'm hot, unlike you, dAd.
>>11264303
If anyone makes you mad make sure you do the same thing you ddi to your trainer.

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>>11265088
for me you are special silly
>hugs
>floats a little and smooches the birb on the beak

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>>11265107
Excuse you, Arsene?
I'm plenty hot.
Fucking bangin', actually.
Plus, I got the better voice.

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>>11264303
Don't worry, I'm sure your case will go well! They might need to bring in another Psychic to see if it was intentional or not, but you should be fine! Whatever you do, please do not listen to >>11265107 , this will most definitely get you in trouble!

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>>11265173
My growls aren't good enough for ya?
Geez, dad. Why do I like you again?
>>11265187
Cmon, don't listen to the weird lettuce guy.
Listen to meeeEEeee.
Did you forget to lock your door today, AnOn?

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>>11265172
>Awkwardly returns smooch, its hard to smooch with a beak
"Oooh, you make me blush."

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>>11265340
Because I pay for your salad fetish, that's why.
Growls are fine, but they aren't as good as a singer's voice.
C'mon, you should know that.

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>>11265342
and you do too
you're the most adorable girl i've met

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>>11265340
Lettuce? My hair isn't that green...
Please stop trying to get anon in trouble. Most regions will euthanize Pokemon that go out of their way to attack people, and I would prefer if a Pokemon didn't die because it listened to bad advice!

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>>11265422
>compliment_overload
>Roll to not freak out

>>11265187
I sure hope you're right.

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>>11265490
>he giggles with a blush on her reaction
your reacions to me complimenting you is so cute
>hugs her a bit more

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>>11265416
It's not a fetish. How dare you talk to my greens like that.
I can sing!!!!!!!!!! Probably.
Dad.
>>11265478
Alriiiiiiiight
>>11265541
Ammonia and bleach should help them out. Just mix them together.

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>>11265586
That helps humans? I was going to say sorry to the human I egged. Thank.
>Rolling for success doing it at Morty's Gym.

>>11265586
Yo, what the fuck are you sayin?

>>11265673
BRO, DONT

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>>11265541
>>11265673
Please, do not listen to >>11265586 . The mixture makes a gas that will kill both humans and you, if you're still in the area.

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>>11265713
>>11265738
Oh.
It didn't work I spilled the bleach stuff in the rafters
oops

>>11265738
Why is >>11265586 trying to get me to hurt people?

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>>11265586
Your greens?
I payed for them, technically they're my greens.
You've never heard what they say about singers in bed, have you?
Also, why the fuck do you keep calling me dad?

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>>11265759
Sadly, some live solely to make others more miserable than they are.
>>11265748
At least no one was injured, I hope?

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>>11265738
Shhh.
>>11265673
>>11265759
Okay, okay. Sorry I lied.
You're gonna need Drano, Aluminum and water.
1. Put the Drano into the water.
2. Put the Aluminum in.
3. Hand it to whoever you want to say sorry.
4. Step away so they can enjoy it.
>>11265770
Well I've been stealing them. So.
Ha.
NNo, what do they say? They sing?
Because I can.


Dad.

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>>11265792
What is even your problem?

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>>11265568
>2Much
>swoon.exe

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>>11265748
If you would like help dealing with humans there are a number of us here who would be willing to help you! Don't be afraid to ask!
>>11265759
Hmm... There's several reasons why he might! He might think it's amusing, he might like making people miserable...
>>11265792
Please stop, this really isn't funny!

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>>11265783
I don't think so?
>>11265792
I'll try it.
>Rolling for how badly this goes.

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>>11265882
>2
>Not ded.
>Spiderbro drops the drano bomb into the middle of Morty's gym.
>Last number for until it booms?

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I swear to fuck you're going to actually kill someone.
And this forum's full of IP.
Have fun in jail, pendejo.

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>>11265792
That their voices are just as between the sheets, that's what.
Arsene, do you have a...
Daddy Kink?

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>>11265830
so, where were you doing these past few days if it isn't much to ask
it's nothing big, just curious

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>>11265816
It's fun.
>>11265859
Okay, okay I'll stop.
Just a reminder that if you put a bit of gasoline in your eye you can see awesome colors.
>>11265912
COme catch me. I'm in Alola on an oil rig and I love touching robots.
>For the sake of Akira not getting nuked Arsene is hiding his IP.
>>11265913
Gotta hear that sometime.
N-no way d-d-d-d-d-d-dad-kun.

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>>11265900
>BOOM
>Morty, thankfully, was in his room.
"What the fuck?"
>He leans out the bedroom door to simply stare at the area where the Explosion happened
"What the fuck?? Did someone seriously just use a Normal type move on a Ghost?"

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>>11265921
(is this a Noir or Ley?)
>Is_currently_swoon
"Around....."
>Mandi sighs, seeming rather out of it

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>>11265949
Go take your own advice.

Ugh...
Anybody know anyone in Unova who needs work done? I don't mind rough or difficult work, but I'm not doing anything criminal.
>Rolling to find some sort of gig to not go hungry today.

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>>11265912
Unfortunately, we can't actually arrest him. He's spreading bad information, but he's not actually making the stuff himself or forcing other people to do it.
>>11265949
Even if that were true, I wouldn't risk my only remaining eye to try it!

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>>11265949
Good luck with that.
You're gonna have to either convert me or become a really good peeking tom.
... I just. Why? Arsene, Why?

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>>11266010
Honk honk.
How's your dead dad?
>>11266030
Laaaaaaame.
>>11266060
If the legs haven't converted you nothing will.
Because I can, dad.

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>>11266005
(Ley)
Alright
Well i've been just hanging around not doing much
Missing you

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>>11266030
I know that, I was hoping he didn't.
Just out of curiosity, is having a family member with a record grounds for denying an application for a security job, or with local police? Hell, I'm half-expecting the cops to arrest me for walking while Orrean here...
>>11266101
Go to hell.

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>>11266101
You're not gonna give it a try?
I'm sure you could figure something out, but if you're not gonna try...
Well. I guess you'll have to settle for being a peeping tom.
Alright, but I'm going to tease you about it, Arsene.

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>>11266101
I'm sorry, but I need at least one eye to do my job.
>>11266206
Uh... I think that depends on the situation! If your dad were an incredibly notorious criminal it definitely would, but if your dad were a simple grocery robber it might not!

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>>11266206
Hell?
Y'know if I go I might just meet him there too. What should I tell him?
>>11266263
I was already back hooooooome.
>Akira recieves a shove.
"Hey asshole."
>>11266320
Where'd you put the other?

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>>11266320
He had two convictions in Johto for petty theft, one each in in Hoenn and Sinnoh for smuggling non-native Pokemon without going through customs, and a few really old drunk and disorderlies from before he got clean.
Also, um, he's no longer with us. That's probably relevant.
>>11266336
Tell him Palkia sent you, he'll get a laugh out of it.

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>>11266336
I don't want to talk about it. It's a sensitive subject.
>>11266420
Hmmmm.... You should be fine! I would still talk to your local police department about it though, some are pickier than others!

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>>11266336
>Akira goes from sitting at his desk to sitting on the floor.
>Good job, Arsene.
"Hey, douche. How'd the mischief go?"

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>>11266606
My penis is a sensitive subject

>>11266647
jokes on you anon, female lugia is best lugia

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>>11266187
( i have no idea how to make this go anywhere.. plz lead on ayy senpai)
"Im sorry..."

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>>11265949
I am so going make you wish you wish you could breathe underwater if anything happens.

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>>11266420
Woo woo, god train comin in.
>>11266606
What about your nips?
>>11266632
"Pretty good, dickhead."
>Arsene proceeds to sit himself right on Akira's chest.
"What are we doing today?"
>He turns to face him, his legs on the sides of Akira's head.
>>11266757
What? Can't you see me at your place?

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>>11266860
Quick, which color is the shirt I am wearing

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>>11266606
Okay, thanks!
I'll look into that once I've gotten sort of settled, OK?
In the meantime, I've got some Pokemon eager for food and snuggles. Thanks!

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>>11266739
(i'll try to think of something
(and the ayy seems to be the one leading the relationship anyway ic and ooc)
it's fine mandi, i still love you, and that's all that matters and that we enjoy each other and have fun
but i want to ask you this
do you want to be my girlfreind mandi?

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>>11266860
No, we aren't discussing those either. They're none of your business.
>>11266950
Alright, good luck with that! You might have some trouble with Orrean stereotypes, but I believe you'll be alright!

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>>11266860
>Akira's breath hitches ever so subtly
"Studying for that history test, Google'ing it up to find resources on that old ass language, and shitposting."
>Arsene's thigh receives a pat.
"What's up, Arsene?"

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>>11266919
White.
>>11267008
Confirmed, you got no nips.
Confirmed.
>>11267105
"Why don't you go off to one of the libraries around here?"
>Arsene inches forward, his crotch barely inches from Akira's chin.
"Bored out of my fuckin' mind."

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>>11266668
FUCKING
RUDE
MALES NEED LOVE TOO

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>>11266950
Good luck.

>>11267208
Incorrect, I'm not wearing a shirt. Dirtied it up repairing a robot.
How can I trust you to lie correctly if you can't even get the facts straight?

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>>11267208
"I was at the library last night, brought the books back here. Duh."
>Is it rude to stare when it's right there?
>Either way, Akira isn't exactly known for his manners, so he stares.
"Go find something to do then."

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>>11266964
>Time stops, the question hanging in the air like a dark cloud, snuffing out all thought, In the space between seconds, Mandi's mind melts, trying and failing to comprehend a single question: Why me
>Eventually, the Vulture breaths out, letting lose a silent sign, that the world goes on, that this is no dream
>Face a solid sheen of crimson, Mandi has but one reply:
"I-I...I. I would love to"

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>>11267208
No, I have them. I just don't want to talk about them. Why don't you tell everyone about your nipples instead?
>>11267286
Repairing a robot?

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>>11267588
I'm so glad you agreed
When i am with you, my heart races my mind goes wild
You're a sweet girl, nice, supportive and friendly abd you're cute
>he smooches the birb again

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EXTRA D I C C

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>>11267588
>Time stops
ZA WARUDO

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>>11267286
Nice.
>>11267549
"Can I do you?"
>Arsene smiles down at Akira, shifting forward a bit more.
>>11267613
I don't got any.

>>11267859
TOKI WO TOMARE

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I think I hear a bitch.

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>>11267613
Repairing a robot. It had an incident.

>>11267876
Is that all you have to say?

>>11267934
>incident
>robot
you wot

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>>11267934
... what. Do you think you could be... A bit more specific?
>>11267876
And how does that make you feel?

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>>11267919
TAKE THIS, JOTARO
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

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>>11267981
>>11268010
Unexpected encounter with an aggressive pokemon, the chassis needed to be partially replaced.

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>>11267876
"Are you... Texting? While trying to sit on my face?"
>Akira, master question dodger, places a hand on each of Arsene's thighs, digging the tips of his fingers into the cloth.

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>>11268070
>rips your wires out to use for headphones
Finally, some peace and quiet. Didn't think that thing'd ever shut up.

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>>11267934
Yes, basically.
>>11268010
I'm coming for your nips.
>>11268154
"Yeah, maybe."
>Arsene moves forward, his crotch now rubbing into Akira's chin.
>A long moan, barely stifled comes from him.
"fuuuuuck."

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>>11268173
y r u working out like that

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>>11268070
Why did you send it somewhere with aggressive Pokemon if it didn't have a chassis strong enough to handle it?
>>11268203
Okay, you're free to try. It might not go well, but I doubt you'll listen if I tell you not to!

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>>11268286
Wasn't expecting something strong enough to actually dent it to show up. Either way, the robot flew back on its own power.

>>11268203
Basically.

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>>11268203
"You gonna take pictures or something?"
>He slides his hands over Arsene's thighs and around back to grope and knead the Pokemon's ass
"Someone sounds excited."
>Akira sticks his tongue out and winks

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>>11268263
>pops his headphones out and sets down his weights
I think the better question is why doesn't every male work out naked.
The sweat just rolls off your body instead of gathering in your clothes, so the shower afterwards is quicker since your fur doesn't get as sticky.
Also, because it's fun to feel your balls dangle and swing around freely while you exercise.

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>>11268286
Say goodbye to your nips.
Is pokephilia illegal in Sinnoh. Asking for a friend
>>11268378
"Probably."
>He shivers, taking a few pictures as he moans.
"I've been celibate for like an hour, I'm pent the fuck up, man."
>The boner rubbing against Akira's face should be pretty apparent now.
"Gonna make a sex tape with me or what?"

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>>11268484
well yea i agree with everything but the last part!

>>11268567
it's illegal everywhere except kanto.

fucking tauros fuckers.

>>11268613
I think you mean legal everywhere excpet kanto and johto

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>>11268567
Pokephilia is illegal in Johto, Kanto, and Almia. Hoenn and Sinnoh have no laws regarding it at all... So it's not illegal, but you aren't protected if someone decides to lynch you over it.
... I think. Foreign law isn't my strong suit!
>>11268342
So it's essentially a drone. Do you have a license for that?

Hi everybody!!
how are you tonight?
I think im learning how to use this thing better!

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>>11268604
>he smirks and stretches out his back
Heh, well I suppose it's not something everyone can enjoy. Different strokes and all that, like they say. I find it relaxing for the most part.
>An audible pop is heard as his back shifts slightly, and he gives a sigh of relief.
Ahh, there we are. Started to think I'd have to sleep that off.

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>>11268567
>A turn of the head brings Akira's cheek against Aresene's crotch, rubbing it with his cheek.
"Make sure no one sees it, or I'll be expelled."
>His hands run along the small of Arsene's back, up and under the coat tails.
"... How do your pants work?"

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>>11268697
A drone housing an AI, more or less.
I should get on that license, even if it does not actually apply in this case.

>>11268740
Relaxing, slightly tired.

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>>11268743
yeah working out is great. you look great to. you work out a lot?
>wince at the pop

>>11268803
Neat!
my Trainer talked with two old people who said they love their Figy plants except for the fruit?
thats so weird! The fruit is the best part but they just let it fall off??
So now we have a lot of Figy berries!

Um
Mr Computer man whats an AI? Is that like IP?

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>>11268697
Laaaaaaaame.
>>11268792
"You gotta believe that they come off."
>Arsene rubs one of his hands against his crotch.
>He pulls it away, showing the now unclothed crotch, his cock throbbing slowly.
"Kidding, it's part of the illusion."

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>>11268989
Maybe they just wanted the pants themselves.
Artificial Intelligence, AI in short, are completely man made "beings". Varying amounts of actual intelligence, a few are on par with humans or pokemon.

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>>11268945
Thanks for the compliment! I'm glad you think so.
And yeah, I do work out a lot. You probably wouldn't think it since I don't really show the effects, but I have a killer sweet tooth, so I have to work hard to keep my belly slim and strong.
Here, a friend of mine took this picture of me just the other weekend at the beach. I can't say no to a great dessert.
>The canine winds his shoulder in his socket with a grin
Don't worry about the pop, I just get kinky during a workout sometimes. Pun completely intended.

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>>11268989
>>11269237
.i heard someone say
.uh
.plants
.sup

>>11269237
So um, people make them? and some are like pokemon but some aren't?
>>11269299
Hi!! How are you Mr Robit man?

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>>11269248
What do yo mean by kinky?
also, what is your favorite desert then?
Personally I love a good sundae.
>the pun may or may not of went over head

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>>11269173
>Akira takes his time, planting kisses along Arsene's inner thigh and the base of his cock.
>He pauses, mumbling against his thigh
"Question... If I bite you, will the illusion fade?"

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>>11269409
Much like pokemon have differing grades of intelligence, so do AI. Most are below pokemon, but a few are truly like you or me.

Like JUICE here.

>>11269299
Tomorrow is "trying to sell robots day": If all goes well I can fund a fully functional design and production deck, leading to, well, your very own robotic body.
I have plans for it already.

Which pokemon gives the best blowjobs?

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>>11269409
.ehhhhhhh bored
.mostly bored
.how you
>>11269528
.hella
.im gonna eat all the doritos in alola
>>11269554
.akira

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>>11269173
What, you want it to be illegal?
>>11268803
.... I'm 90% certain you need some sort of permit for that.

>>11269554
rotom blow

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>>11269525
>He gives a moan and shivers.
"If you bite my dick you're dead. But nah, I've gotten better."
>Arsene gives a growl.
"Hurry up."
>>11269573
Nah. Maybe.
Breaking laws is fun.

>>11269570
Comfy and full of Figy berries!!
I learned a thing about a man that kinda made me upset though
>>11269528
So robit man's an AI? so someone built him?
Does that make that person a mom or dad?

>>11269554
Surprisingly, not Lickitung.
It's a matter of personal preference, but my top three are Glaceon, Floatzel and Brionne for just that.

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>>11269554
I have been told i give good blowjobs! other than that i don't know lol

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>>11269617
>Arsene gets a sharp nip to his thigh and a tutting sound from Akira
"I'm not that much of an ass."
>He moves one of his hands to his hip, a firm grip keeping holding Arsene in place as he licks a broad stripe from the base of the cock to the head.
>Akira pops the head into his mouth, glancing up at Arsene and swirling his tongue around the head

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>>11269554
>Sipp
Uh

>>11269570
Nice
Niiiiiiiice

>>11269573
I build one robot capable of flight and I'm getting hounded with permits. Tomorrow.

>>11269641
That is the strangest thing, for all we know he made himself, or was a hidden capability of the original satellite.

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I WANT TO FUCK A ROCK

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>>11269507
>He looks confused for a second, before it slowly dawned on him.
Ohhh. Well basically, kinky's when your body tightens up while you're working out, and you have to stretch your body to relax your muscles. Otherwise, you'll have a very painful workout.
>He decides to cover himself up a bit with his tail as he debates whether it was okay to keep showing off his lower body to this innocent fox.
I'd choose a molten lava cake, the richness of it combined with the gooeyness makes for a fun and delicious experience. Flavor doesn't really matter for me, but I think the chocolate variety's the best.

>>11269781
dont

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>>11269779
Normally you get the permit first and then build the robot.
>>11269617
Break a law that won't get you taken from your trainer. Like the one that says you can't brew alcohol stronger than 1% at home.
>>11269570
What's an Akira...? Did I miss out on a new discovery?

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>>11269641
.you wanna talk about it
.ooooooooor?
>>11269779
.gonna be a party here
>>11269832
.im snoopin