Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet XCVII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet XCVII.
No dupes, I reserve the right to do whatever the hell I want.
Aron
Matt
Casshan
>>11251466
Marjane Satrapi
>>11251466
FYXE
Craig
>>11251466
Poniko
Kishin Sagume
Elias Ainsworth
>>11251466
Agrias Oaks
>>11251466
Dave Rodgers
>>11251466
Joker
Inkling
Mitsuki Nase
>>11251466
Nana
Jiren the Gay
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11251466
Jim Ross
>>11251466
Bondrewd
Damon Gant
Agent Dale Cooper
>>11251466
Lana's mother
Star Butterfly
Nick Bate
Baiken
Kindred Hunter
Deadpool
>>11251466
Arle Nadja
>>11251515
Ornn
>>11251466
Doppelganger Arle
The 2004 Boston Red Sox
>>11251528
Hey Junko.
>>11251466
Ikkun
Hisami Touji
>>11251466
Swiper
Hata No Kokoro
Baki
>>11251466
>>11251499
>>11251566
Checked.
Dayo.
The uber gang
>>11251466
Three-chan
>>11251466
Loli
Golem
>>11251577
>thumbs up of good l-
>it's not #2
Ahem...
Well...
>thumbs up of good luck anyway.
Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>11251606
>this shit taste
>3>dogshit>2
>>11251585
What if we've been wrong this whole time, and THIS is what Kamina wants so badly?
Ousen
>>11251466
Mashmyre Cello
>>11251466
Pink catto
Chizuru Kashiwagi
DOS MAS
OR HOW IT IS IN SPANISH
Andou Ringo
>>11251639
Scolar Visari
>>11251617
He wants candy.
Bubblegum and taffy.
>>11251466
Vinny
>>11251649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r67xOaGrs-Y
The Soldier
>>11251639
I believe it's "Mil Mascaras" if you're trying to refer to one of the greats in all of lucha libre.
John Egbert
>>11251467
Literally#7908
Yuki Sanada
LADIIIIIIIIIES ANNNNNNNNNNND GENTLEMEEEEEEEEEEEEN
After a several days-long break, we present to you the Gauntlet...from a NEW location! Where is it hosted now?
That's classified. But you can still do the same ol' 6 minute song and dance from before!: either swap yourself out for another sap, or correct anything wrong!
>>11251672
Yeah yeah, sure, whatever pokey.
>>11251686
>>11251633
>>11251664
>>11251686
Here I go!
http://poal.me/i6gv0m
>>11251686
>>11251610
>>11251685
>>11251686
Let's begin
>>11251686
This changes nothing.
>>11251686
>>11251691
PERMISSION DENIED! I forgot that I have to go steal a briefcase toda- I mean, I have to go do normal civilian things at this moment in time. Yes, that is exactly what I'm doing. I will now leave and go tend to my civilian matters.
>>11251495
>>11251651
>>11251686
Ah, I got stuff I've need to do.
>>11251701
She's right here >>11251610
>>11251703
>>11251708
>>11251713
>>11251686
Pl-Please deny these, host. I don't feel like competing anymore, and I'm busy with some other stuff. I appreciate the sentiment though.
>>11251686
Rooting for Casshan, Poniko, Mitsuki, Emiya, Jim Ross, Dale Cooper, and Star.
>>11251686
Ready.
>>11251746
U lil shit
>>11251686
Classified, huh? Should be interesting.
>>11251686
Lets kill! Or die horribly...
>>11251744
This is the only correct answer. My, you're very smart for a tool.
>>11251686
New location? Did you finally decide to accept my offer and install yourself on the remote coast of Fyxe island?
Heh it doesn't really matter anyway, new location or not, I'm here and still kicking with a new skin -pun intended-
Bring it on, your rigs won't do anything this time. I can win without the silent filler buff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af1tbI5xiqM
wasn't that other anon supposed to go before you voregore
>>11251754
Thanks Anon! I'll try to bring home the win in your name!
>>11251772
>i-im sorry
>>11251691
Acc-!
>>11251727
Oh. Well, never mind, then.
>>11251703
>>11251708
>>11251713
Accep-!
>>11251746
...O-Okay.
>>11251740
FINALLY! ACCEPTED!
>>11251766
You too! Accepted!
>>11251776
>>11251803
>Uh, that was just a subversive way of me saying I'm back at college.
>>11251806
>He said that he wanted to settle a few things with the code first.
We will now begin...after THIS short commercial break!
>A PSA against interrupting people plays in the meanwhile.
>>11251740
What childishly evil scheme are you plotting this time?
>>11251766
yoooooo thanks
>>11251686
来る.
>>11251686
Hello there, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the greatest spectacle on Earth! We are LIVE at the Sold-Out Arena, and we are getting set to broadcast the 97th running of Gauntlet! Jim Ross here, along with my partner at ringside, the Big Red Death Machine himself, Ornn! Hopefully the people at home can hear your voice loud and clear. And joining us at the Nippon announce table is Mr. Kiritsugu and Bondrewd, and they'll be more than ready to give you the lowdown for all of you folks that have yet to switch your audio to Japanese. Ornn, you're a veteran of these affairs, if you'd be so kind, please tell the people at home the keys to winning here in the Gauntlet.
I'm a homophobic bisexual.
>>11251754
Good choice. I may not look it, but I have some fight in me.
>>11251703
>>11251822
That's for me to know and for you to find out, Ms. Useless Party Member.
>>11251864
Please do not do that.
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I can tell you already that this one is going to be great, given who's involved in the first event.
She's not only a human now, but also...A VAMPIRE! Someone tell Johnny before it's too late!
Honestly, it probably wasn't that hard for Aron to do.
Golems don't have noses, so it was just a walk through the scented park.
You know what, that seems like something Deadpool would do. I'll let it slide this time.
Stovestuck?
What's the matter, not rainbow enough for you? Queer.
>>11251890
Okay.
>>11251894
Did the birthday person not show up? I'll give him 20 minutes before I take my slice of cake and go.
>>11251894
Finally, a game which can offer something close to respect for a Nase. I've been tossed around like a piece of trash for far too long now, being praised as such is a refreshing welcome.
>>11251806
I'm scrambling to make sure mostly everything is alright first. Even though I KNOW a few events might be worded weird but I can fix that later.
>>11251899
You... Why do I even try?
>>11251894
Oh, apologies for my rudeness. I just don't want to answer any questions
>>11251930
>pets
>>11251894
What a scientific wonder this Gauntlet of yours is. I hope not to disappoint anyone though my eye will be on the bits and pieces that make it all possible.
>>11251894
>Kamina is at the Loli's birthday
canon
>>11251894
>Thanks for the game Asgore!
>>11251894
A vampire? Come on that's ridiculous. Just because I'm a little pale now doesn't mean...
>She grabs the photo... indeed! There is nothing on it! And she can't blame it on the device, it's such a fine piece of technology after all...
S-So that's how it is h-huh....
I'm gonna sue that fucking hospital so hard.....
How am I supposed to take care of my face in the morning now?
>she says as she's calling a coffin shop for a proper vampire bed
>>11251894
What horror have I just commited? Forgive me, lord.
>>11251894
Oh. Great.
>>11251935
I'll allow it this once, but please refrain from touching me in the future.
Sure, send the little girl to the bottom of the pile. You're all either stupid or malicious.
You're telling me 50 people couldn't break into a car? They could just carry it off for crying out loud!
Do anime girls dream of anime sheep?
Golems are supposed to be guardians, right? I wouldn't hire this one if so.
Hey, it already matches your outfit. No harm there, right?
I don't even know who he is, but seeing as how ubiquitous rule 34 is...
He's a ittle too old for trick or treat, Ikkun.
Gotta love gay-bashing.
>>11251954
No problem, kiddo! Thanks for playing!
>>11251977
hnnggg
off to sleep
I summon _____
>>11251989
... Rest well.
STEP BY STEP
>>11252010
Mitsuki on my dick.
>>11251985
Since I am a vampire now, I suppose I am supposed to suck blood now.
"Men are the cattle of the gods" as the old saying goes... And in fact, it's a pretty good advice if you think about it. I just need to keep a few people close I will regularly take my blood from.
...
So hurry up you two! I don't want to suck your blood full of cholesterol, run harder!!
>>11252010
Kamina's Porn Folder
Swiper is doing a lot more giving than receiving. That is, giving out free murder.
Let me guess: because she looks like you? How vain.
Jiren tries his hand at the newfound "lolibashing" crazing. It doesn't work.
Which horned beast will come out on top, though?
It's probably just a bunch of beer. I recommend running with it, Deadpool.
How big is that balloon basket?!
Honestly? That Golem chose the wrong career path. I'm loving this new one, though.
>>11251985
I am not going to do that. That's cruel, and unneeded
>>11251894
Folks, I'm happy to send a Oklahoma-sized happy birthday to Miss Loli! I wish her the best during this merciless competition, as the rest of us inside the Gauntlet are sure to do as well!
...WOAH, BAH GAWD, ARON'S GOT THAT HARMLESS LOOKING FELINE, WHAT IS HE DOING? HWAT IN GOD'S NAME...OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN! ARON JUST EVERY DAMN BONE IN THAT CAT'S BODY! BY GOD AS MY WITNESS, IT IS BROKEN IN HALF!
>>11251985
Well, that's a neat outfit you have there, youngster.
>He just tosses a couple sticks of gum to Ikkun
Now run as fast as you can, it won't be safe here for much longer and you'll be forced to witness someone getting turned into a bloodbath.
...OH WHAT A LOW BLOW! AGENT COOPER WITH A SICKENING LOW BLOW! LET'S BE THANKFUL THAT WAS A WOMAN HE JUST DID THAT TO, BUT IT SURE AS HELL DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS HEINOUS AN ASSAULT, BAH GAWD. There's no disqualifications here, so it's all fair game, I'm afraid, folks!
>>11252070
One of the few people I'm not so eager to bring back with me. I haven't even set up any sort of lab here or killed anyone. Yet.
>>11252070
Three...
Or maybe THAT'S the right career path. I have no idea at this point.
Yeah, that's definitively a Deadpool move.
I'm sorry, but you're just not as obscure as her.
That's hella gay.
You should have been tipped-off when the armor had G-cups.
Are...Are we sure it's not just Arle again, still looking for a fight after kicking someone in the balls? Hm...
>>11252070
Some of Fyxe's friends? Well alright, I'll tend to you three. Lay down somewhere while I get the towels.
>>11252150
>>11251894
>It's been a long day for her already, she wishes for a quick nightmare, game, or whatever this place represents.
>>11251985
>Just great, she now even lost an eye, the incident itself was painful, but atleast now Marjane is gonna make an awesome pirate.
>>11252150
>Maybe it's too soon to be famous because of a book
>>11252150
You're damn right.
What were the odds an armor like that could be here, in that gloomy empty castle, fitting me so rightly.
It only means, I'm indeed a real vampire, and this is my home. It was made for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv5MAdxxX_8
>>11252150
Oh well. What's one coin, anyway? They can sort it out between themselves who gets to have it
>>11252150
I already have plenty of books from the Literary Club to sift through, I really don't need another signed copy of someone's first novel to add to the bottom of that list.
Please don't let it have been a Pokemon.
You can't trust Nick Bate for anything folks, I'll tell ya.
THE BOSTON BASHERS, EVERYONE!
Aron, stop harassing the furries. Everyone else here does that enough already.
God...God dammit, Deadpool.
This Golem is just having a serious career crisis. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.
>>11252200
...I GOT IT
FYXLEVANIA
AND I ALREADY TRADEMARKED IT
HAH
>She sits down and starts kicking her legs back and forth waiting for Kiritsugu to arrive at the location they agreed upon earlier
>>11252150
Seeing as it will be mine in due time. Maybe something in the air but this Gauntlet brings out the frivolous side of me.
>>11252216
>Will I win?
>http://www.indra.com/cgi-bin/spikes-8-ball
>REPLY HAZY TRY AGAIN
>>11252216
Sticks and stones, old man. Those words aimed at a Nase cause naught but your own demise.
>Mitsuki flicks her hair over her shoulder and walks past the man without so much as a glance, sure that her sister will take care of his insolence later.
>>11252216
>She plays a game with the other girl, and it's called tag, let's just say that these girls took tag a bit too serious, as they barricaded the front door to prevent another girl from tagging them, but Marjane feels a tap on her shoulder, before turning around with fear
>She was tagged
>>11252070
Ugh, this challlenge is making me sick...I may have to excuse myself from the action if it gets too unbearable to stay for much longer.
...And, it looks like a snowman is invading the arena! Someone get the damn security and pull him o-OH GAWD! THAT IS A SAVAGE BLOW! THAT SNOWMAN CAME TO LIFE AND STABBED A MAN'S SKULL IN HALF! YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
>>11252150
>Jim throws a hidden snowball at the attacker in a desperate attempt to fend him off, but as it turns out, the snowball was filled with some kinda magic.
Well, now I've seen everything here, folks. That was about as miraculous a kill as I've ever done!
...Hold on, we're getting switched over to another camera feed, and Baiken is certainly enjoying his reflection in that suit of ARMOR, OH BAH GAWD IN HEAVEN! IT KILLED HIM! THAT SUIT OF ARMOR HAD SOMEONE IN IT! IT'S FYXE! THE DIRTIEST DAMNED PLAYER IN THE HUNGER GAMES JUST MACED BAIKEN WITH A REAL MACE, FOLKS! GOD, WHAT AN IMPACT!
>>11252216
Fyxlevania?
N-No!! You can't use my name like that without paying me. J-Just because the furry lobby dumped me off doesn't mean you can go around and do whatever you want! And I'll prove it...
>She grabs the 8 ball.
You, black ball that holds the secret of the universe. Tell me! Is he allowed to do that?
.
.
.
>I talk to the wind.flac
Really, Emiya? ...Really? I'm surprised as hell.
Well, that's gotta frigging hurt considering who the kicker is.
Jim Ross is partying like it's 1899, meanwhile.
Just promise him some booze in return and I'm sure he'll do it.
Why is it always the weird guys who would be in romcoms?
Your house belongs to Boston now, Nana.
Oh yeah, I remember seeing him on the cover of a million metal albums.
>>11252216
Alright, I'm never going near one of those things again
Who do you like, HG?
>>11252295
>Partying in the future would be fun, if she was living in her world and not this one, thankfully the ecstasy makes her forget some things for a little while , like her name, proper manners, how to speak french, and saying no to drugs
>>11252295
No, JUST because I have a holy sword doesn't mean I have to go kill skeletons right now.
>>11252322
God.
>>11252295
Hold on there, Host, I'm still old enough to open up some whupass with this belt of mine all over your ass...OH BAH GAWD, FOLKS, DID YOU SEE THAT? THOSE TWO ARE TORTURING THAT YOUNG LADY! It appears they've got her in a truck tire and she's rolling down that hill, OH GAWD YOU CAN FEEL THE IMPACT FROM UP HERE!
Carefully, all you thirsty gents out there. It seems Lana's mom has found herself quite the dapper catch tonight.
First she loses her house, and now an eye. Poor, pitiful bastard.
/trash/ is calling, they want you all back.
He had to entertain himself somehow in prison, even if that "somehow" is getting obscenely good at cup-stacking of all things.
Are you really that shocked?
Well, duh. He exists there.
>>11252294
I can do whatever I want. It's even in the description of the game! Didn't you read the fine print?
>>11252322
Me, myself, and I.
>>11252295
AH! SUCK IT GOREY!
I'm gonna play in the next Nosferatu remake and there's nothing you can do about it!
...
Okay people have been complaining that Nosferatu would be played by a woman (me) and...
They may be saying that Michael Bay wasn't really the best choice for it but, who cares?!!
I'm gonna be a star!
You can keep your little Fyxlevania, nobody will care but nerds.
>>11252362
Good for you.
>Clearly ignoring his bragging, Mitsuki doesn't even offer him the time it takes for her to look up from her book as she speaks.
>>11252362
>After she cracked open the casket, she was shocked to see that there was a body in it, a living one at that, she has so many questions to ask, like how did it manage to close the casket? Did someone lock it in?
...Hello?
>>11252362
>>11252400
Ah, hello there. You look a little surprised. Were you hoping to find some of the deceased poking around coffins like you are now? I'm afraid I beat you to those already.
Most of that weight is coming from the armor, really. You aren't doing a good job at insulting him. (Can that thing even talk?)
Swiper is one scheming bastard. I wonder if Dora ever had an episode about cannibalism?
All 50 shoulders, or just 1? This is important.
Please do not piss off Nick Bate.
THE ANIME GIRL BUFF IS FOREVER OP, AND BY GOD, YOU SEE IT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
>>11252463
How can an inanimate object..... I don't want to know. I'm just going to forget about this
>tfw I have Keebler Soft Batch chocolate chip cookies and you don't
>>11252463
Does it mean I win?
I wonder if I will get the cute animu grill buff too...
>>11252486
>tfw I have a life and you don't
>>11252447
>She blinks, she wasn't really sure what she wanted to find, she puts down the crowbar that she used to open the casket and walked to the side to grab a chair to sit near the casket
Why were you in the casket? Are you a vampire?
>>11252463
>Gee thanks bro
>>11252322
Matoi
Anime girl buff.
I'm starting to think Emiya isn't as tough a cookie as I thought he was before.
He's a good shot with all that flintlock pistoling and whatnot.
A lot of other people here would like to, too.
>>11252500
Hah hah, suuuuuure you will.
>>11252503
You're welcome, bro!
>>11252463
>Gave a god the powers of a god
Asgore, I...
>>11252463
I wonder if it's in bad taste to dedicate a victory to my daughter in these conditions.
>>11252503
>Lifting himself out of the coffin, clutching a jar filled with shavings from wood.
No, no, nothing like vampire at all. The wood from this coffin seems to be special and I wanted to conduct some tests on a sample.
>>11252518
My buddy Lance gave me shooting lessons!
>>11252500
Do not get ahead of yourself, monster. That weapom will not even scratch my armor.
>>11252518
Well, I hope they will come soon enough then. I can"t wait to win five games in a day and have people talk about it's rigged for me!
Nick Bate being creeped out my something? I sincerely, sincerely doubt that.
Matt, now why would you do that? It was perfectly good to eat!
Holy hell, Kishin. Have a field day. Buy the Moon if you want to.
>>11252527
Uh...EXTRAGOD!
>>11252543
>She looks blankly at the knight, blinking in disbelief
The wood? What's so special about the wood?
>>11252518
I'll just pretend to lose. It's not like these kinds of weapons can get through my armor anyway. Good luck to the girl, I suppose
>>11252564
... You win this round.
>>11252518
aw man
Thanks for hosting Tem. Or Asgore, whatever you're going by now.
CUTE.
ANIME.
GIRL.
BUFF.
>>11252593
I always win.
>>11252599
>No problem, Neard. Take care.
>>11252362
>Jim's ducking under the announcer's table for safety
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been thrust into another snowball fight! The impact from those icy balls of cold hell are just unbearable, it just makes your skin wanna crawl!
>He chucks one and it hits Nana square in the eye
We'll be back for more action after a brief look outside...
>>11252463
RIGHT YOU ARE, HOST, AND BAH GAWD AND BY THE GRACE OF OKLAHOMA, I AM STILL ALIVE! THIS ONE GUY OVER HERE IS CRACKLING LIKE A LOG AND THIS OTHER ONE'S SHATTERED TO A BUNCHA ICY PIECES! THAT COULDA BEEN ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
>>11252518
Folks, if you're wondering about my safety in this arena, don't you worry!
>He proceeds to smash the small empty beer mug over his head, no wounds to be seen!
I'm tougher than I appear on the TV screen, so rest assured I will stay put to the end if I have to to bring you all the gory details here!
>>11252564
>Jim defends his ground against Agrias, and proceeds to Dig Dug her world.
Well, ladies an gentlemen, I hope you're having a blast watching the bloodshed from all angles! It's been a real slobber-knocker!
>>11252564
>Damn, that would be cute.
>>11252572
Do you not recognize where we are? The Gauntlet, a simulation! Everything here is special in that way and I must test everything, everyone, I can to learn the mysteries of this world.
>>11252626
Out my lab, you freak. Before I change my mind.
>>11252558
Monster? Wow rude, you were much more polite yesterday and I wasn't a human back then...
Besides... I just need to aim at your head or something, unless you've got some sort of invisible helmet, which I doubt.
>>11252626
>bests you in your favorite game
>>11252626
Oh, my. What an unfortunate mishap.
>She screws the top of the bottle clearly labeled to be poison back on tightly and puts it into her bag, along with the rest of the medical gear.
Oh! The, uh...the Feast kinda snuck up on me there. Let's see what's-
Animal girl buff.
Looks like two tributes have some dirty secrets uncovered. I wonder how they'll weasel their way out of this one?
Nck doesn't really deserves this kinda comfort, but anything to get him out of the game is alright by me.
Now Poniko definitely has something to describe to her therapist.
>>11252655
THE GAME OF THRONES!
>>11252626
As my late granny used to say, "I am the most handsome announcer in the Hunger Games today." And folks, she couldn't be any more right about it!
>>11252649
>Her confused and worried face is replaced with a interested and optimistic look, as she stands up near the man
You know about this place?! Do you know how I can go back home? Back to Tehran? To Iran?
You know, I meant to say "anime" instead of "animal" last slide, but I think that slip of the tongue is fitting now.
I KNEW God was a Yankees fan!
It's better if you don't answer anything at all, Fyxe.
Even Aron is determined to stop her from getting her sixth frigging win in 24 hours.
>tfw no micropenis
>>11252626
Wait... How did I die?
>>11252722
Your head was filled with nails.
Bondrewd, I...
But /sp/ already exists?
>>11252722
Oh, you got a nailgun and-
...
Fuck. Ass. Shit.
>>11252670
If you're that vague I have no idea what it is that she saw of mine. It's fair to say she saw the contents of my lab if you're telling the truth.
>>11252681
>Now climbing up from the casket, towering over the girk, content that he's collected enough of the wood samples.
I can't say I've ever heard of those places, no. Are those other arenas presented here? Or somewhere you were brought from? I must say I'm a bit lost too, jumping from arena to arena.
>>11252654
My deepest apologies, I was only taunting you jokingly. I meant nothing ill by it.
>>11252707
Sagume is vidya though
>>11252742
NICE MOVES
>>11252743
>Her hopeful look soon fades into the depressed despair that it was a few moments ago
Nevermind...
>>11252707
Yeah... I think I'll pass....
>>11252670
It's pretty easy in fact, you just have to literally "not go to the feast". Plain and simply. Since it's an event that doesn't exist in a gauntlet, it creates a glitch and you end up with a lot of food. Pretty basic:
Please never squirt on the loli. Okay, thank you.
Gee willikers, I wonder what type of music she's pirating.
>>11252758
Yeah, uh...technicalities.
>>11252769
Shut up, you're dead.
>>11252778
...The hell are you talking about?
>>11252742
Host, I...
I should really stop taking in so many children.
>>11252777
>Bondrewd plants a reassuring pat on top of the girls head.
Worry not. We'll all surely find our ways back home.
>>11252796
What a shame I wasn't able to get my hands on the weapon at all.
>>11252796
I too wonder
https://mega.nz/#F!EBEBACQL!X2veL1xFQf_GUPIwBh24wg
Looks like our 8 remaining tributes are just trying to entertain themselves. And, by extension, drag this Gauntlet out longer. Thanks guys.
>>11252796
Read the feast event I got and you'll understand.
Damn you don't even know your game
>>11252757
>>11252757
Ah... Oh well... Alright, it's no worry then.
And look! I promised you a new armor to repay you for the old one I ruined!
>She grabs her back and takes out a very skimpy outfit, straight out from an ecchi RPG
Do you like it? It's one of those modern armors I've told you about!
Is this the Papa Johns thread
Post music
https://youtu.be/Oq-g5hfMy1o
>>11252837
We use only the freshest ingredients here at HG. What can we do for you?
>>11252219
>Kiritsugu strolls in carrying a guitar case, keeling down and setting it down sideways on the ground, popping it open as he speaks.
Saber. I see you made it to the rendezvous point on time. Unfortunately, I was sleeping off a couple bottles of alcohol that went to my head.
>>11252840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwjAzlZNnEQ
I also want Asgore's opinion on this.
>>11252822
>>11252796
Thanks Len. I was thinking about asking you the link again the other day
>>11252840
Move over, lads, best bad future coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI9Hf4NSIJU
It's as if a million voices sighed in relief across the globe. I can hear them all.
>>11252833
Hey, lady, if it's boring, I don't care about it.
>>11252837
No, this is Domino's. Papa John's is a few streets over >>11198352
>>11252858
I-I'm not Len
>>11252842
I'd like a uhhh large pizza with extra cheese, pepperoni and ham
>>11252864
Hey, at least I ended my streak in a sweet way.
>>11252865
Oh thanks
Hey wait this is a trick
You're mean
>>11252815
>She takes the head pat with some reluctance, squirming a bit from the action, before looking up
Tell me, are you a knight?
>>11252864
How can it be boring if I'm on it!
I knew you had bad taste but this take the cake!!
Fly me to the moon.
And let me play among the stars...
I wonder if we'll be able to eat cheese up there
>>11252865
Oh.
Thank you anyway, I needed that link
>kissu
>>11252840
I'm gonna add this too. Folks, this bird is very intelligent in my opinion.
https://youtu.be/5o2_K4Hr_6I
>>11252866
No problem! Just type in your name, home address, and credit card info.
Don't worry, 4chan's secure ordering system will block out the information for you so only we here at Papa John's can see it.
Like this:
****-****-****-****
**/**
This is getting a bit ridiculous. Are you sure we're not in a sitcom?
>>11252851
>Give me a few to watch.
>>11252895
My taste is patrician, thank you!
>>11252864
Thank fucking god.
>>11252833
Please tell me that is only a part of the armor... there is no way such little armor can defend against anything!
>>11252907
****-****-****-****
**/**
Thanks
Well, if we were just in a sitcom, WE DEFINITELY AREN'T ANYMORE! Just look at all that blood flow!
>>11252851
>I'm not a drummer myself, rather a rhythm guitarist, but I have the upmost respect for them as it looks like the most strenuous position in a band. My dad used to drum when he was my age, too, so I'm predisposed to appreciate them, and this I definitely thought was killer.
>>11252935
Agreed.
>>11252908
I certainly deserve my own sitcom though... I'm liking how comfy this game has been so far.
>>11252914
Naah you don't get it! I told you, it's a *magic* armor!
The more skin it shows, the more effective.
Wear it and I'll strike you with...
>She takes out a buster sword (in aluminium, otherwise she wouldn't have been able to lift it)
with this!
Trust me! You won't feel a thing!
>>11252935
Couldn't even get a good final episode...
>>11252892
A knight?
>Bondrewd takes his hand away and places it over his helmet.
Ah, because of this? No, no, I'm a cave delver, I'm quite adept when it comes to exploring and mapping things out. I may even find a way back home. Or even to Tehran.
>>11252925
Got it. Your pizza will be there in 30 minutes!
Thank you for using the Papa John's HG Portal™.
AND WITH TONIGHT, WE HAVE OUR FINAL TWO! WHICH GANG WILL PROVE TO BE THE GREATEST ONE IN THIS EDITION OF THE GAUNTLET? FIND OUT...TOMORROW! Place your bets, cross your fingers, and pick a side in this West Side Story!
WOW, I GOT SO INVESTED IN MY COOKING THAT I MISSED THREE WHOLE GAMES!
I like anchovies on my pizza. Am I a degenerate?
>>11252976
You won the funeral game and that's all that matters
>>11252977
Nah. Anchovies are good.
>>11252980
I DID... BUT AT WHAT COST...
O V E R
V
E
R
IT'S A SEA OF BLOOD AND BODYPARTS, BUT FROM WHICH SIDE?!
>>11252967
I won't say a thing but you know to who my heart belong.
>>11252967
>tfw so many kills
>cucked right at the end
>>11253002
At least that bitch Mitsuki didn't win again.
DUH, THE SIDE THAT HAD IN THEIR NAME HOW FANTASTIC THEY ARE, AND THEY CERTAINLY PROVED IT BY WINNING THIS GAME! PLEASE, GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR...THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UBER GANG!
YOU ARE THE NEWEST GAUNTLET CHAMPIONS!
Your prize will be out whenever I can bother having the one from before finished, too!
>What the hell is their source?
>>11252999
I may not have any fur left, but my heart is still the same big furball than it was.
If those guys won, then I'm happy.
Congratulations.
And thank you for the sitcom!
>>11252990
About 35 lives. Or was it 47?
>>11252999
WELL, I WOULD'VE BEEN OUTNUMBERED IF I WERE IN THIS GAME ANYWAYS. THANKS FOR THE HOST!
>>11252963
>She smiles at the man's possible success
Well I hope you find both of them.
>>11253024
>Thanks for hosting and good job to the Victors
>>11253024
Source is Uberquest. A webcomic
>>11253032
I'VE FORGOTTEN AS WELL. ALL I KNOW IS THAT MINETA DIDN'T WIN, AND THAT'S AAAAALLL THAT MATTERED!
All of these good tributes, and I get the silent furry group. Ah, well. Win some, you lose some.
>>11253005
Yep, them's the brakes most of the time. It stinks, but I can't do much about that.
I've been your host, [NAME REDACTED]. See you all some other time, for...THEEEEEEE GAUNTLEEEEEEEEEEEET!
>>11253045
>Danke.
>>11253028
>>11253042
Thanks
>>11253024
Thanks for hosting
(Goodnight, HG.)
>The Summary plays as the credits roll.
Who's your favorite newfag?
>>11253070
Newfag, nufag, or either?
>>11253024
Well, atleast it wasn't Mitsuki
>>11253070
myself
>>11252999
>>11253024
I don't even want to see the making of this wincard but thanks for bringing me somewhere interesting. I'll have to reflect on the time I spent there alone.
>>11253042
That's the plan. But until next time.
What did I miss today?
>>11253028
>>11253038
>>11253042
>>11253062
No problem! Thank you all for being here!
>>11253067
Good night, Mitsuki. I'm probably heading off to sleep too now, so have a fantastic night HG!
>>11253070
Not me, I'm cancer
>>11253070
why, my peanus weenus of course :)
hahah!
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)
ITT: Who's my favourite newfag - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahah!
>>11252961
S-show more skin?! Clearly you jest! There is no way I would ever wear such armor! The embarrassment alone would fell me long before the enemies blade could!
>>11253070
Alfred
>>11253067
>>11253113
Goodnight you guys
>>11252840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl76xjcnkbA
Who's your favorite nufag?
>>11253138
You
>>11253070
>>11253138
if that was meant to be an anonpost all might you failed
>>11253138
Sir Carrot.
>>11253138
why, my peanus weenus of course :)
hahah!
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)
ITT: Who's my favourite nufag - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahah!
>>11253138
Star.
>>11253138
I don't really care about the others so I donno, you I guess
>>11253162
nufag, not newfag
>>11253117
Damn, chill out... It's not even THAT revealing, what I usually wear is much much worse.
Come on, all the cool knights are doing it!
...
...
A-At least accept the present, damn, it costed my a bunch
>>11253138
Dracula.
>>11253110
>She nods at the man, before giving a wave to gesture goodbye
>>11253138
>Me
>And Star
Who's your least liked nufag?
>>11253230
>Satan
>>11253230
myself
>>11253230
This clown: >>11253237
>>11253230
I DON'T THINK I DISLIKE ANYONE... YET!
>>11253230
Mitsuki
On a scale from 1-10 how much of a fucking faggot are any of these nufags?
>>11253230
Legit myself
I don't even know why I bother
>>11253257
Solid 11's
>>11253230
The tryhards. Craig, Karen, Kosaku and Mitsuki.
>So many people like Star
So... this is the power....of waifu....
>>11253264
fuck off hoshi you're an 11
>>11253266
>descriptive rp is now tryharding
>the state of hg
>>11253230
Mitsuki and Karen. They both tryhard whenever they rp, they both go on long and annoying winstreaks, and they're both anime girls.
>>11253296
I still think they're both Rin being a shit like usual.
>>11253230
>>11253184
M-mayhap I can trade it for a better blade, or loan it to a companion...
>She reluctantly accepts the lewd armor from Fyxe, her face completely flushed. Making sure to pack it away at the bottom of her bag as quickly as possible so no one could see it if she had to open it for something.
>>11253289
Have you seen Craig's Ezreal in ththe past two days? He's definitely tryharding.
>>11253310
I hope you don't actually believe this.
>>11253310
I can see Karen being Mitsuki. All of Karen's avas so far have been waifubait anime girls, so I won't doubt it.
Who is your most liked nufag?
Are people usually this salty from winstreaks and people having actual fun? Are you supposed to just sit down and not reply to a game? Are you supposed to one line?
>>11253353
So we can fuel the popularity contest shitposting to feed our lulcows.
>Steps are heard as the crab girl walks into the Thread, looking too bored to jump around today
Hi.
Wasn't there another host?
>>11253335
Why dies that matter to you as long as he's doing it for fun?
>>11253362
You're supposed to one line as an ava that can't be from
>anime
>/co/
>live action
>>11253362
You will never, ever appease everyone. Just do what you want and what you feel is right.
>>11253366
y r u a creb?
>>11253335
>three people having fun interacting with each other is tryharding
Boy, do you legit have autism?
>>11253374
AKA vidya
>>11253385
it can't be from Japan though
You know what the perfect ava is? Amazon delivery guy
/co/ host here, thanks for putting up with our shit for the third season, see you guys in october
Hi I've been here for a day can I be on the roll chart?
>>11253362
It's jealousy. People want to win games so they get angry at the same person winning over and over again, people want to be able to write well so they get angry at people who are able to fluently write out paragraphs as replies to each slide.
>>11253381
>She looks at the faceless man, looking at him with a confused look
Because I have claws?
>>11253266
>>11253296
>Hating tryhards
Git gud
>>11253362
It's just annoying to see the same person win most of the games in one day. Not to mention the guy literally came here a few hours ago, and he's already winning every game.
>>11253408
Never said I hated Mitsuki and Karen, they're just my least-liked
>>11253325
Nice!
Heh it's a real shame you don't want it because... I assure you it's effective. Tried it myself, but if it can help somebody else, it's good too.
...
Gotta go for now Agrias. I'll see you around! Bye
>>11253425
To be fair he can't really help that.
>>11253425
Mitsuki has been around for almost a week now I think
>>11253425
Rigging involved.
>>11253425
Chances are she might go on a losing streak though. When's the last time Karen won anyway?
>>11253406
>Matt walks over and grabs one of the claws
How do you hold mugs and food? Why are they always red? Do you not wash them?
>>11253425
They can't really help winning so much. Disliking somebody because of something they can't help is pretty stupid.
But then again, disliking people for stupid reasons is par the course around here. You can think of a better reason, anon.
>>11253468
>Matt should notice that the claws are beginning to stain his hand with blood, as the girl looks at him and his lack of personal space awareness with friendliness
I eat with my mouth, and I wash them with blood! Do you want to give me blood?
>>11253495
T-they're more popular than me. :(
>>11253425
>>11253512
You jealous as fuck nigga.
>>11253495
Alright. Mitsuki is another bland, waifubait anime girl with little personality.
>>11253521
That's a much better reason, good on you.
>>11253518
i want to have a laughing black man ava
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBhTSJZaE5M
>>11253518
(You) tried.
If you guys are going to shitpost over some stupid shit can I hold some (You)s?
>>11253521
what's your problem with anime, pal.......?
>>11253548
n-nothing... wanderer...
>They don't roleplay
>They don't host
>They drop their tribute and shitpost as anon
>Wonder why they aren't popular
jeez
Anyone who avas or has ava'd anime needs to be shitposted out
There, problem solved
>>11253547
Here tovarish, but no more. You will spoil your dinner.
>>11253546
You still jelly as fuck though.
>>11253560
There goes everyone.
Second monitor, good desk chair, or 4chan pass? I still can't decide.
>>11253560
but then all we have is people who do nothing but whine and shitpost anime girls
>>11253503
>Matt wipes the blood off on his pants, luckily he wore the red ones today
Depends on how much, I'll need to get lunch after.
>Matt tries to hand her a drink
Here! Drink this, its a Bloody Mary
Is it gay to be the father of a son? I mean, you're basically becoming another guy's daddy.
>>11253569
You can buy a monitor for 20 bucks?
>>11253574
not if you fucked his mom
>>11253565
This community needs to die then
Anon shitposters and nufag cancer will save HG by killing it from the inside. Death is better than the sad parody of something once great that it is now
>>11253570
>the superior avafags and anon who are above anime "whine"
get a load of this idiot
>>11253571
>She holds up her claw a bit, before settling down, not wanting to claw the drink, before she just moves her head near the drink that the boy is holding, trying to sip it from there
>>11253577
I only have enough for one
>>11251466
>>11251499
>>11251566
>>11251577
>>11251600
>>11251622
>>11251633
>>11251677
>>11251744
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>>11251977
>>11252166
>>11252200
>>11252322
>>11252333
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>>11252977
>>11252999
>>11253100
>>11253177
>>11253244
>>11253266
>>11253555
>>11253577
Checked
>>1125357
>cuck some guy out of his wife and his child
>gay
No nigger it'd only be gay if someone else was raising your son.
>>11253596
>Don't check me, hoe.
>>11253561
>Kissu
>>11253609
Funny how you ended up linking wiggins while talking about gay and cucks.
>>11253569
the chair
>>11253571
>Johnny pulls out his notebook and crosses out Matt's name from his "Chicks?" page, and writes it on the "NOT a Chick" section.
At this rate I'm gonna need three new notebooks.
I miss Junko Enoshima
>>11253668
But Junko Enoshima is a kiddy diddler
She wants that 14 year old cunny
>>11253590
Oh uh here let me help. Be careful, it has some kick to it.
>Matt slowly tips the drink for the girl, making sure not to make her chug
>>11253653
>Matt starts considering a new haircut
>>11253708
>She keeps drinking the Bloody Mary, clearly enjoying the taste of it
>>11253680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBhTSJZaE5M
>>11253718
>He winked at the end
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
ICHIGO
>>11253718
Holy fuck
Someone actually fucking hired Tyrone. We need to crowdfund another one of these shits.
>>11253747
It was yukine
Is anybody planning on hosting or am I good to go?
>>11253744
LIMA
>>11253778
YUNO
dubs writes the next script I send to Tyrone.
Must be less than 30 seconds normal reading time.
>>11253717
Huh, didn't think you were one for tomatoes
>Matt notices that the stars are out and the moon is overhead.
Aw shit I gotta book it, uh here if I'm in the area check here first. Matt reaches over and tucks the note behind her bow.
See ya later pretty claw girl!
>Matt doesn't realize what he said as he runs off.
>>11253785
Asgore's game he hosts is quite tense
Jam-packed with some awesome events
But though it's not bad
I can't help but get mad
When I die from pissing on a fence
>>11253777
I think you're good
>>11253785
Hoshi is a nigger
>>11253789
>She waves her claw at him as he runs off
Bye! Bye!
>Not really realizing that he has tucked in a note behind her bow, she seems very happy to have drank something today
>>11253785
What the fuck makes you want to become popular in a starving contest simulator? What are you doing with your lives, your worthless fags? Go outside, get a job, get a girlfriend, do something, just not this.
>>11253785
Hoshi did nothing wrong
>>11253785
Asgore is a piss-loving boy
>>11253785
Cumming on Len's face
>>11253785
I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.
>>11253833
Well there you have it folks
>>11253833
>>11253833
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>>11253839
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>>11253839
Okay then