HG / Hunger Games Thread
Oh shit watch out it's time for another freaking Eric Game
First 24/36
Reigen Arataka
Ranma Saotome
>>11253839
Johnny
>>11253839
Gascoigne
>>11253839
Saber
>>11253839
Machi
>>11253839
Berkut
>>11253839
Baiken
>>11253839
Draco
>>11253839
FYXE
HMS Pilkington
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11253839
Generic Anime Girl
Kindred Hunter
>>11253839
Takumi Fujiwara
>>11253839
The 2004 Boston Red Sox
Elias Ainsworth
>>11253839
A panda trueno AE86
>>11253839
Jiren the Gay
Genghis Khan
Edgehog
>>11253839
Baki Hanma
Agent Dale Cooper
Tsuchinoko
A Datsun
Sabrina
>>11253839
Gaius
>>11253882
But that's not Mitsuki/Karen/(Insert any of Yuno's avas)
Arle Nadja
>>11253839
ALL MIGHT
Blackmore
>>11253882
>Asuka
>generic
>>11253911
You're right it's Asuka from Senran Kagura
a video game
Clawdia
Casshan
>>11253924
YEET
Steve Albini
>>11253925
>Asuka
>not generic
Bump to 36.
>>11253930
It has oversized breasts and it looks like anime. Close enough to me.
Marjane Satrapi
Noroi
Late Jim Ross
Mikasa Ackerman
I could bump it.
>>11253985
...Let us begin.
To those who shall die.. I am soooorry.
>>11253985
JUST BEGIN, I'M ON BORROWED TIME AT THIS POINT!
>>11253985
>31 UIDs
don't
>>11253985
Here I go... again!
>>11253985
>>11253951
>>11253965
>I like to imagine Jim Ross in these things.
>Swap
>>11253985
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>I sleep
>>11253985
Let's begin
>>11254015
>shoots
Don't wake up.
>>11253985
>The snek slithers out from the shadows.
Let's get this over with...
>>11253985
No reason to make me wait even longer. Start it already.
>>11253985
>Gaius is ready for a wonderful evening full of blood, death and destruction.
>hopefully he'll last longer than last time, whenever that was.
>>11253985
>>11253933
>>11253973
What Jojo characters do we have/used to have? I'm thinking about picking one up
>>11253985
This is the part where I spout my catchphrase to make you understand that I'm ready.
Let's go Eric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3hoIaohJIg
>>11254044
Vino's used all of them at least once.
>>11253985
It's time.
>>11253985
I'm ready myself.
>>11254044
Kosaku, Dio, Kira, Jotaru, Okuyasu, and that's all I can remember
>>11254037
It was not needed but I thank you.
>>11254044
>I do Mikitaka and Joji but if you were eyeing one of those I've got the folders to sauce.
>But I doubt it's them.
>>11254062
Who the hell is Joji?
>>11253985
>>11253937
I wasn't entering.
Okay then, let's get this game going.
We're using the medieval code tonight for those that care.
>>11253998
>31 UIDs
That just means I shouldn't start until i can bump it, you fucking wet blanket.
>>11254009
Gotcha.
>>11254037
Alrighty then.
>>11254009
(That means a lot to me to be honest, Marjane.)
>>11253985
Hello everyone, and once again, Jim Ross here, bringing you to the 47th Edition of Eric Andre's Stolen Code Games! Joining me behind the announcer's table, I have our own host Eric "The Giant" André, and we're looking forward to this 36-man free-for-all slobberknocker of a fight! As always, the Japanese announcer's table is occupied by Asuka and Noroi, a great commentator's duo, so long as you speak the language! Eric, I'll have to say, this is a game unlike any others. It truly is the definition of "lie, cheat, and steal"! It's every fighter for themselves, so Eric, what will it take to come home with a victory?
>>11254078
stfu
>>11254078
Shhhh
>>11254078
I'd enter you
>>11254044
>did this guy for SAW. Still part of my roster (or so I say).
>just need to get back my drive to rp along with my will to live.
>>11254076
>If you don't know it's probably better that you don't.
>>11254085
>Johnny walks around on his tippy-toes, trying his best to get the least amount of blood in his shoes.
Jeez, what a mess. Alright, time for war, I guess.
>>11254085
Wooo that was a really cool movee! Rooting for the greatest psychic! I'm sure he'll win, lettso go!
>>11254100
>tfw saw a picture you could use for Ghaccio but didn't save it
F U C K
>>11254085
No need to overstay my welcome.
>>11254085
Tch... If you really need me to guide you, fine...
...but don't touch ANYTHING!!!!!!
>>11254085
I'll save you mister!
>Slowly, ball of fire appears in Arle's right hand, floating above it. The flames slightly burns her hand a bit, but regardless she throws it at the woman!
Fire!
>>11254062
I was thinking about Joshu, Koichi, Doppio or Shigechi.
>>11254108
Oh shit, I read some fragmented plot summaries of this. Was he the detective that traveled with Cars?
>>11254133
>oh fuck i also did joshuu before. i might even still have the folder.
>>11254136
>3 6 K A R S O N M A R S
>>11254085
>getting quickly done in by a mad psychic Mikasa sits in anguish
>no acknowledgement whatsoever
Thanks. Appreciate it.
>>11254156
>seeking validation
>>11254085
>>11254150
You could have avoided this by simply remaining peaceful. Instead I had to discipline you. Hopefully this is a lesson that sticks with you into the next round.
>>11254085
>edgehog believes he is unbeatable and decides to go into battle without armor
The ultimate lifeform strikes again
>>11254085
A Calvary Unit? What is this? What did I get myself into now?
>>11254161
Everyone here does in some way or another.
Genghis Khan just can't catch a break today.
>>11254088
Well Jim, from what I've seen in the past those who get put into districts eight, eleven and two are usually the luckiest ones, seeing as those are the districts with the most victories at this point. But obviously we have no idea what we might see tonight, we could get anybody here with any amount of kills from any district! I still don't know if it's luck or skill if I'm being honest though.
>>11254187
What a horrible day for rain.
For them.
>advertisement against smoking pops up right as I lig up a cigarette
I-is this a sign
>>11254187
Don't think I did this because I LIKE you or anything!
Tch...!
>>11254187
>Once again, the little girl channels her magic into her right hand. Though her hand is still suffering from some slight burns, she throws the ball of fire right at the weird metal thing.
FIRE!
>>11254187
Fwaa that was close. Thanks to FYXE and Draco you're able to keep participating on the arena.
Ooh, we're off to a bloody start tonight, and I'm loving it!
>>11254122
>(don't worry, I have more than enough. Besides, there's also the off chance that I already have it.)
>>11254187
>and just like that, Gaius is out of the count. At least it was an elephant this time, considering he's been done in by even smaller creatures before.
>>11254167
..You bested me in fair play, you were only following an order.
>Junko and Karen in the same thread
Fuck.
>>11254187
Fantastic work, Takumi. I wasn't sure you could complete this mission on your own, but you impress me once again.
>Johnny lets out an evil laugh as he scrolls through naked pictures of all the female tributes in this game
>>11254187
Yeah. Well, you know how it is. Just don't get too attached to me now. Okay?
>>11254187
>>11254201
Hmm? Who said anything about liking anyone - I'm just glad I didn't have to burden myself by breaking some loose skulls. Regardless, thank you.
>>11254222
Where is Junko?
>>11254222
Burn this fucking thread
For an entire baseball team you guys sure are off target with your swings.
>>11254187
Even though you are merely a commoner, I've seen the way you fight. You're honorable, and I like that in people. Consider this a favor of sorts.
>>11254187
And neither do I, Eric. Well, folks, it appears that my war elephants have come crashing through the Japanese announcer's table, the sonuvabitch crushed Noroi, Asuka's crying in the corner, and...OHHH, OH BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, DID YOU SEE THAT, ERIC? AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GAIUS WAS JUST TORN TO SHREDS BY THAT ELEPHANT! GORE! GORE! GORRRE!
>>11254233
I think Junko is the snek but I could be mistaken
>>11253879
I want to fuck Fyxe
>>11254241
Ohoo wow! A little girl with a pair of horns, I'm so terrified...yeah, don't quit your day job kiddo.
>>11254249
You are mistaken.
Very mistaken.
>>11254241
Are you sure if I don't stare into your eyes hard enough your leg won't snap in half?
>>11254259
Le shrug
I don't know I was just making a wild guess
>>11254187
You have my gratitude.
Now, if you need me, I'm going to go 'file some complaints'.
>>11254215
Ah. You're watching, are you? I hope you're excited to see a good demonstration of the services you've purchased.
>>11254221
I acted of my own volition. Children who stray off the path to becoming an outstanding citizen have to be taught how to stay on.
Though I will not deny your strength. Find a better use for it.
>>11254241
You will come to regret this.
>>11254241
>>11254258
I don't intend to! It's pretty great knowing you're not scared of me though. I don't aim for something like that.
Besides, if we were really talking about scary features here, my horns are the least of anyone's worries.
>>11254232
>>11254241
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>>11254241
Hah! And to think you thought you were going to kill Reigen Aratatakaka. Next time try using some of your inner flame, if you even have one, and then try again.
>>11254241
>Arle looks around herself, feeling out of place and somewhat afraid. But even so, she walks around the battlements to make sure all the weapons are sharp- looking.
Hmm... everything looks decent? Maybe? I should look over the pointy thi-
>She trips over a spear and lands on the hard stone floor, face first.
OW!
>>11254302
oh my god just kiss him already
>>11254241
This meal should provide me with the energy I need to continue.
Though I wish I had caught a few more... I cannot help but feel unsated.
>>11254241
Not too bad. But I'm not a very good archer, I prefer sticking with swords and hammers. But you still did well to catch it, girl
>>11254289
do you roll two 12-sided fucking dice to decide whether you RP or not?
>>11254322
>>11254289
O-ohhh I-I did?
>She slides her hand into her pockets and notices how her 1000 yen are gone. The girl shakes in fear instead of being surprised when she did this. However her eyes dart towards one of Reigen pockets and she looks at her 1000 yen peeking out of it.
Y-yes! I did! I purchased your services! Uhh... But do you remember who's the target?
>>11254241
>>11254289
>Jim fights off Reigen as he's commentating...
GET OFF ME, YA DAMNED PSYCHO! HERE! HAVE A GODDAMN GOOD OL J.R. BARBECUE!
>He fails to light Reigen on fire, and he sits back down behind the announcer's table, composing himself.
Well folks, now's the perfect time to cut to one of our sponsors, and it's a personal favorite of mine, THEY'RE DELICIOUS, FRUITY, FRUITY DELICIOUS! BAH GAWD THEY'RE SKITTLES!
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I swear these cars are sentient or something, last time I checked they didn't even have any drivers.
>>11254245
I don't even think that elephant is supposed to be in this arena, somebody needs to get the EMT's out here before someone suffers some permanent damage!
>>11254250
Well...
I guess it's nice that some stuff never change.
>>11254241
Eh? You've seen me fight? Clearly you've been mistoke me for someone else that's way out of my league. If anything you've seen me dabble in 'choreographed' scenes from live plays I did outside of school.
>>11254295
>>11254241
>Baki looks down to see his shirt besmirched with soppy red blood. He falls splat on his face until he re-spawns in the lobby.
>>11254334
Controlling others with your psychic powers I see. This is the first time I see it.
>>11254328
Of course. Now, if you'll leave me to my business...
>>11254341
>>11254244
Kusoo!
>>11254334
Oh dear.
I appear to have gotten lost.
But.. this is no matter.
We have to play this at some point
http://store.steampowered.com/app/665360/Comedy_Night/
>>11254334
Tch... Stupid piece of junk!!
>>11254334
>After running off from the intruders attacking her keep, she decides to hide it out in the thick forest nearby.
Ahh... People must not take kindly to dragons being around places still.
>>11254348
Ehem... Yes, yes I will leave you and do your work. S-sorry for interrupting.
>>11254354
is this a game or a paid advertisement
>>11254354
>paying for this garbage
>>11254334
I love walking around the woods! Hehehehe...
>The young girl looks up to the trees with widen eyes as she sees a butterfly fly passes her eyes.
It's really, really nice and happy. Makes me feel all... cozy and a bit sleepy on the inside.
>>11254334
I refuse to go through with that
>>11254354
>Yosuke walks onto the stage
>"Junko's dad died"
>Yosuke walks off
>>11254289
You owe me a free exorcism now Reigen.
Don't forget
>>11254354
>HG trying to be funny with this much freedom
Nah
>>11254394
And who are you supposed to be? I don't give out exorcisms to just anyone.
The internet is trying to break meeeeeeeee
>>11254334
Well, Eric, I've snuck in this bona fide crossbow! It truly is a marvel of medieval engineering, ain't it?
...And hang on, we're getting word of some action in the other room, ladies n gentlemen! It's Machi approaching her king! Woah, SHE'S GOT A KNIFE! SHE WORKED HER MONARCH LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE, BAH GAWD! SHE GAVE HIM A LOW BLOW WITH THE KNIFE IN HER HAND! I CAN'T EVEN WATCH, IT MAKES ME SICK JUST LOOKING AT IT!
>>11254424
Your curse ends.
>>11254424
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11254424
We're still a team aren't we? Calvary or something. Can you do this favor for me? Just clean up this spear I found that was embedded in this log nearby.
>>11254406
Oi! Come on Reigen, it's... It's me!
Fyxe! Remember you exorcised my with some weird shampoo before...
It's true I shaved the bit since last time, but besides that... the whole package is there!
...
ᴵ ᵃᵈᵛᵉʳᵗᶦˢᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʷᵉᵇˢᶦᵗᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ⋅⋅⋅
>>11254424
>Karen peeks through a hole on the wall to see what is Reigen doing. She pumps a fist when she looks at him using a sword with his psychic powers and slaughters Gascoigne until he is barely recognizable.
Honey, it looks like we're having some engine trouble.
>>11254426
Well, you gotta give credit to the guts of Machi for attempting something that devious, she truly is doing whatever she can to win here tonight.
>>11254424
I have the strangest feeling of deja vu and grief at this moment.
...But it does not matter. I will have to take every precaution to prevent this outcome from happening next time. Allowing myself to be bested by unorganized brutes while unprepared is unacceptable.
>>11254424
>With a puffed up look on her face, as she strains her body to barely wielding a sword.
....J-Just you wait monster... ha... ha... you're going to be in a world of hurt! TAKE THIS!
>Arle barely lifts the blade off the ground and swings it in a wide arc... only to cut the creature's chest hair.
....T-That was only a warm-up swing, and... and... I'LL DO MUCH BETTER WHEN I'M OLDER, YOU'LL SEE!
>>11254472
Ha... see, warm-up swing!
>>11254465
You don't look anything like her.
Quit wasting my time.
>>11254472
Congratulations on wasting your time. I did not have any use for those old things anyways. I, Reigen Arataka, Genius Psychic can handle you on my own.
>>11254472
Be sure not to waste them, alright? They can still be useful.
>>11254472
Tch... Good thing I left this here.
>>11254472
Machi's guts are splattered on the ground. I think that credit should go to Fyxe.
>>11254472
...
It still rains.
My ability... [CATCH THE RAINBOW].. allows me to reattatch my limbs via the rain itself.
You've only delayed the inevitable.
I can't think of any jokes.
Is the guy who was thinking of using joshu still here?
>>11254424
Woah, h-hold on, ladies and gentlemen, I juat saw some kinda strange snake moving around there. We need security to remove it before it tries to bite Eric or myself...no harm's being done to the animals here, in case you're wondering at home, folks, except the animals that try to attack yours truly.
>>11254472
Bah gawd, Oklahoma's under attack by a horde of zombies! Everyone at home in the great Sooner state be alarmed and play the war music! BOOMER SOONER! BOOMER SOONER!
>>11254501
Just what in the holy fuck is going on in this image?
>>11254509
hey
>>11254492
No! L-Look at this picture, it's me before and after - they force you to do that when they give you the treatment so they can advertise it later-
See?
Same hair, same eyes, same...same everything! Come on!
>>11254499
>>11254472
Well... To be fair, she's still fighting despite being as hollow as a Matryoshka doll now. It's pretty awesome
>>11254507
Me neither, guess what I've been doing these past three events.
>>11254536
i found the folder if you want it. its caps from the manga
>>11254533
>Catch The Rainbow makes Blackmore able to become intangible as long as it's raining.
>He's simply letting rain pass through himself.
>>11254538
Is this some sort of scam?
Something something, edgy joke.
>>11254554
Get lost!!
>>11254554
Ow the edge...
Heh.
Thanks for the game Eric.
>Got my bro to watch GoT again
>He binges season 5 and 6 in one day and up to date on season 7
>His art is mainly GoT related now
>>11254554
Sure.
>>11254554
I wouldn't bother if I were you, woman. There's no such thing as weakness in this big, beautiful body.
Feel free to admire me tho.
>>11254562
I've always imagined it's be pretty hard to walk with shoes like that
>>11254549
Tcch.. You call yourself the greatest psychic of the 21st century... But you can't even recognize a basic truth when it's right before your eyes.
I can't believe I spammed your website's link to all my friends.
See ya!
>>11254554
Something something, edgier joke
Silly automobile, you can't kill an entire baseball team with ONE arrow!
>>11254573
I don't get this joke and it's mildly upsetting me.
>>11254554
I could definitely do with some alcohol right now. Thanks for the offer
>>11254591
It'd*
Oops
>>11254554
Hang on, ladies and gentlemen, we have company near out commentator's booth. Eric, get down and hide!
>Jim shoots his crossbow. Though he believed it was a fatal shot, it instead passed through some Japanese teenager's heart, killing him painfully.
Oh my god...TO GO SO LOW THAT YOU'D USE AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER AS A HUMAN SHIELD DISGUSTS ME. BAH GAWD IN HEAVEN!
>>11254591
Well what does it matter to you... You're not WEARING THEM!
>>11254603
GET OUT OF HERE!!
>>11254554
...
>As she ran behind the man, Arle felt something cold drop into her stomach. Making her sweat a bit as she hears the sounds of arrows piercing the man's flesh.
Ha...
("Grandma... this, this ain't fun anymore. I... I feel weird and cold...")
>>11254603
>As she tries to process this unknown feeling in her stomach. Unbeknownst to her, a huge rock lands not too far away from her.
...I, he... I just...
>>11254603
>Flies away out from the forest she was hiding in and sneaks into a nearby cave instead
Jeez, again? What is up with you people... Can't live in a house, can't camp out in the woods...
>>11254603
Ow, come on, man, that skeleton is begging for a good ol' beating.
>>11254603
That's Cersei with the green fire stuff she uses to blow up the building in the background.
Death, death, and more death. Who could've seen THIS coming?!
>>11254603
We're back here at the Stolen Code Games, here with Eric André, and joining us is a guest against his will, Mr. Agent Cooper! He'll be our third man behind the commentary table...and, hold on, who is that? OH BAHGAWD, COOPER! CLAWDIA'S SETTING FIRE ON EVERYTHING! SHE'S DELIVERING FURY THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!
Watch out jim, somebody is trying to-
>
Jesus Christ, how the hell did you manage to do that? You know what, I don't care, I'm just glad that I'm not impaled.
>>11254713
>The rain simply cuts through the halberd before it touches Blackmore.
I'm soooorry, was that supposed to hit me?
>>11254713
Telling me of all people not to start a fire... That's pretty much an impossible task.
>>11254713
Tch... So boring.
So wait.. it's NOT the Tim & Eric Andre show?
>>11254713
AHHHH!!
>The little girl falls to the ground, her tears mixed with her own blood as she tries desperately to keep her eyes open.
...It hurts... it hurts... so much... I'm, i'm finished.
>>11254713
Ugh, come on you wuss! Put that shield down and fight like a man! And by man I mean stand still and make yourself big so I can impale you!
>>11254591
wooden shoes are supposed to be surprisingly nice to wear
apparently it's a trend for workers in Holland to wear wooden shoes called sabots to work as they're protective and comfortable
Not much happening right now, well besides the fact that our commentary table is being raided by our contestants! Johnny get out of-
Oh sweet fuck Jim! I think you need to tone it down with your BBQ sauce!
>>11254749
Well I'm currently on commentary with Jim over here, so I guess this is the Jim & Eric show now. Heh.
>>11254749
kek
>>11254787
Get out.
16 Competitors left in tonight's game, who's going to take home the victory?
>>11254787
I can't believe a car just told me to improve
me, the ultimate lifeform
>>11254713
>>11254760
I'm surprised that such a blubbering, commoner oaf like you could even aim such a weapon, much less actually learn how to use it.
>Berkut's shield stays where it is, ignoring Johnny's wishes
Hollering at your enemy to stop isn't going to get you anywhere, cur.
Not really much going on right now.
>>11254749
>(Jim, not Tim.)
>>11254713
>He hands the arrow to Eric
Here you go...Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it from me first, I am a superhuman. It's gonna take a lot more than just an arrow to stop me from giving the people at home the front row seat to the action they wanna see! And as we talk about that, we're getting a signal at the far end of the arena...oh, COME ON, THAT'S NOT A FAIR FIGHT! THAT'S A LITTLE GIRL, DON'T DO IT MIGHTY! OHHHH, GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, HE KILLED HER! BY GOD AS MY WITNESS, SHE HAS BEEN SLICED IN HALF!
>>11254787
>JR pours the hot BBQ over Johnny's face, forcing an untimely death on Bravo.
THERE, SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR TRYING TO KILL OUR HOST, YA SON OF A BITCH.
>>11254838
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--
>is hit by a fucking car
>lives
>>11254848
>gives a pair of pants
>>11254855
What are you doing?
By the way, if any of you are looking for some canine company then you can just head on over to the war kennels, we're getting a little overstocked over here.
>>11254863
put on some pants, ya dumb broad.
>>11254838
I don't think so, Eric, we got something go-OH WHAT AN IMPACT, ERIC! YOU CAN SEE IN OUR HUNGER REPLAY, THE COLOSSAL FORCE BEHIND THAT HAMMER! MACHI BETRAYED HER KING, AND NOW SHE'S TURNING HEADS INTO BLOOD-COVERED PANCAKES OUT THERE!
>>11254867
Tchh.... Too loud...
>>11254868
Get lost.
>>11254863
>massages your feet
>>11254873
Christ, first she takes over TWO KINGDOMS, and now she's going around with that over sized hammer of her's slaughtering people left and right! This event isn't going to last much longer if stuff like this keeps happening.
>>11254890
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>STAMPS ON YOUR HAND
>>11254889
>makes you put on some pants so you stop showing your cooter to everyone
Well this is a good enough time to do one of our two legally required advertisements.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZbILe_Cw9M
>>11254908
nigger what are you doing
stop
>>11254908
TCH!! Didn't you just hear me!?
>Kicks. With the sandal on. Ouch.
>>11254924
>Kicks that in half too.
GET OUT OF HERE!!!
>>11254897
DOES MACHI HAVE NO CONSCIENCE? DOES SHE HAVE NO HEART? DOES SHE HAVE NO SOUL!?
>>11254924
>No commentary from JR here, just some crazed old man saying BAH GAWD and running in the background.
>>11254932
wear some pants, slut.
>>11254932
>pries open Tsuchinoko's mouth just to see how wide her gape is.
Wait a minute, what's the barbarian doing here?He's not supposed to be part of this event!
>>11254940
>>11254947
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZAXuQzv9aI&feature=youtu.be
>>11254950
Tch!! Let go!
I'm sure our audience here is just loving these solo death slides!
>>11254950
You calling a truce? Good...
>He sits back down
Ladies and gentlemen, you just bore witness to a true slobberknocker!
Jeez, I thought the commentary table was put put up here so we could get away from all these random attacks!
>>11254992
Maybe you should mind your own business!!! Tch!
>>11254963
>He pets the forked tongje with a finger.
Oh wait a minute! It looks like our backstage cooks are wheeling out the food carts! That means it's time for the fea- Wait, Jim where are you going? Oh. OH. Okay then.
>>11255014
AHH, FINALLY I CAN GET SOME SLEEP! ALRIGHT GUYS, I'LL SEE YOU LATER!
>>11254992
>JR ducks at the right time, but his cowboy hat pays the price.
YOU NEVER MESS WITH A MAN'S HAT YOU SONUVA BITCH!
>He assaults the mighty one with his world famous BBQ sauces, squirting it in the tough guy's eyes.
>>11255014
COOPER WITH THE FULL MILITARY PRESS! AND INTO THE SPIKE PIT REIGEN GOES! WHAT A REMARKABLE DISPLAY OF SHEER POWER BY THE AGENT, BAHGAWD!
>>11255008
>Stomps on your toes. While screaming.
>>11255014
Tch..,
>Slinks into the shadows.
>>11255034
>The anon's hand is shoved all the way into the snek's throat after getting his toe stomped on.
Wait, is that a car riding a horse?! What the hell is- Oh fuck, the commentary table is on fire! Somebody get a fire extinguisher!
>>11255040
>jesus christ what the fuck are you doing she's trying to puke but your hand is blocking it so its spraying fucking everywhere and she's still screaming her lungs out what the hell is your problem
>>11255048
>Kick. Kick kick. Kick.
Tch... If you can't beat me then just LEAVE ALREADY!!
>>11255048
Eric, that appears to be th-OHHHH! BAHGAWD, OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE IS BEING BURNED! THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, IT'S KINDRED HUNTER! Quick, Eric, we'll take the Japanese announcer's table!
Now it looks like some kind of event is happening inside the arena-
>THUNKS
Oh sweet Christ, Jim! What the hell man, we're up in the commentary box for a reason!
>>11255073
KEEP AWAY!! WREEEEEHHHH!!!
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
>>11255064
>>11255079
It doesn't feel so bad with his hand inside a snake's gut, his hand just moves about in there.
>>11255086
I see what you did. Try not to use my name on vain the next time.
Well, it's only fair that we have one night of peace, that event did take a pretty big tole on our competitors.
>>11255089
>SHE CAN'T FUCKING BREATH SHE'S GOING TO FUCKING DIE
>>11255100
It's your fault we even got caught that one time. Like I'd be caught by YOU!
TCH!!
>>11255073
>cooper died
No longer interested.
His alliance with Jim Ross was amazing.
The MTV music awards was a plot by the alt-left to hypnotize the people into rioting and anarchy
Machi is STILL on a path of destruction tonight, showing no mercy to that poor car. At least it can't feel any pain. Right?
>>11255120
...
>>11255107
>He finally shook his hand loose of the snake's mouth and throat...
>>11255119
What the hell are you talking about?
>>11255131
>VOMITS EVERYWHERE
>GASPS FOR BREATH
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?!?
>>11255141
In all fairness, Tsuchi, you stepped on my foot. It was a reaction!
>>11255119
You should ava that dancing girl.
And just like that the reign of the double king has come to a close! What an unceremonious end to one of the greatest competitors in this game.
>>11255147
>Kicks in the shins.
>Leaves.
>>11255119
I'MMMMM AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE
Oh god, this suspense is killing me!
>>11255156
DON'T TOUCH THAT IT'S PRICELESS!!!!!!
>>11255175
Tch. I'll get you next time...
This is the final death slide, get ready to place those non-existent bets of yours!
>>11255175
>edgehog doesn't commit genocide
NANI
>>11255206
Never seen the bad ending to Shadow the Hedgehog?
And with that we're down to the final two ladies and gentlemen!
>>11255212
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>11255223
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>11255223
>>11255241
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Rigging doesn't work.
>>11255258
An almost 3 hour game...
Not even going to give you the satisfaction of a name drop, you commentary killing fuck.
>>11255223
>>11255241
>>11255255
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>>11255264
Well if Seth isn't going to do it then somebody has to step in.
>>11255279
Thanks for having me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-8n1nbNmAc
>>11255279
26th place. Someone like me should have done better.
But, they say there is no such thing as a bad training session. I feel I have learned something. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>11255279
...Thank you.
While Gascoigne's lead remains safe for the moment, Mitsuki wins nearly 150 points in one day, good for 7th place. Meanwhile, Karen has gone missing from the top 10, as more and more players cross 1100.
https://pastebin.com/XHxsQBrX
Go say hi to ERP. >>11254366
>>11255279
Arigato.
>>11255322
Byeah.
>>11255322
>Oshit this is still a thing, neat.
>>11255326
Their sharks don't like me though.
>>11255322
That last place... Pfffttthahahfpffttpft.
>>11255322
Huh? A board.... hmmmmm... weird.
>>11255322
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
>>11255322
12th huh
I can do better.
>>11255322
6th from the bottom...
>crestfallen cat noises
>tfw any recent mentions of my name are pasta
I want you to to cum deep inside of my ass-pussy, senpai!
Ashore stop shitposting the """anime""" girls
>>11255322
As long as I'm not on the bottom ten. I better not start jobbing when I start entering more.
>>11255482
>ass-pussy
Lol no
>>11255485
I thought you'd gone off to war, Sunset.
>>11255511
Uguu!~
Make me your boy toy, senpai!
Fuck my little whore ass!
>>11255534
Stop teasing me my cock can only take so much
>>11255555
>inb4 pedos xddddd
Wow the edge
>>11255581
>>11255581
>>11255581
>and God said, let there be light!