Hunger Games Thread
>>11250629
>The assassin really, really needs to stop taking foolish bets, especially one against his greatest yet most dangerous adversary: death. One accidental bump of the bar with his helmet, and Zer0 pays with his life; at least, this game.
>>11250629
>Doremy laughs in delight.
This dance is fun, I will admit...
God I wanna nut all over her face
>>11250646
>words are violent
Wow that's retarded
>>11250673
>took 3 minutes for you to type that out
Type more
>>11250629
>She seems to have fun with her new trident, as she thrusts it around, pretending to be in a war, as she closes her eyes to help with the imagination that is going on in her head, she accidentally thrusts the trident right into another girl, as she opens her eyes, she looks horrified, letting go of the trident, and running away from the murder she committed, this is now a dark secret she has to keep
Check this roster.
>>11250491
Ladies n gentlemen, welcome to the Sold-Out Arena, where we are LIVE and getting set for one of the cornerstones of Hunger Games action! Welcome to the beachside of the 85th Edition of the Comfy Hour! Hello everybody, Jim Ross here, your host at ringside, along with my new co-commentator, Aron. And as always, we have our friends in wet places, and at the Japanese announce table, we have Inkling, ready to deliver the action for the fans out there in the sunrise kingdom!
>>11250571
Well, I have just recieved a luggage bag, but there's nothing in it from what I can see, folks. I can only hope to guess what kinds of merciless slaughters we're gonna see tonight on the beaches of who the hell knows where.
...WOAH BAH GOD WHAT AN IMPACT! THAT YOUNGSTER JUST DROPPED SOME STEEL STEPS OVER THE EARLY FAVORITE, BONDREWD! GOOD GOD...SHE KILLED HIM!
>>11250629
AND IMMEDIATELY SHE GETS CLOBBERED INTO NEXT WEEK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. It really ismthe definition of "every man for himself" out here!
>He's ignoring the smoke as he's too far forward in his seat calling the action.
>>11250629
Is that a furry convention behind you?
>>11250679
me too Anon
>>11250571
You guys deserve these supplies a lot more than I do. I can carry out on my own in the Arena without it.
>>11250629
>A care package plummets straight from the sky. Baki looks up and witnesses a familiar face smirking right at him, he returns a smug smirk of his own with a thumbs up.
Thanks Cap!
>>11250689
Phone posting hurts.
>>11250689
>Less than a minute and a half, really, since I followed it from the new thread when the link was posted there.
>>11250698
kek
>>11250726
>Phone posting hurts.
Try posting with a goddamn PSVita.
>>11250629
Don't you die on me son, YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO DIE!
>Proceeds to start bashing on the amazon's chest
>>11250708
Is this going to turn out to be some idiotic treasure hunt that ends in a scroll saying "The true treasure is friendship"? No thank you.
>She stuffs the map back into the bottle she found it in and tosses the entire thing back into the sea.
>>11250689
It takes me 10 to write just as much.
>>11250747
Anon...why?
>>11250698
Are you mad?
>>11250706
>>11250629
A furry convention??
D-Damn the bastards, they know I'm stuck like this so they came to taunt me...
>She turns back ready to yell.
I CAN'T GO WITH YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW.
Phew...
Anyway, thank you for...Oh... He's not here anymore...
>>11250698
>Wot?
>>11250708
>After getting a considerable distance away from the murder she committed, she finds herself in the presence of a tiki idol, as she looks at it, it looks like it's judging her, judging what she did, judging how she ran from it, she didn't like being judged, she didn't want to be judged, it was a mistake, she didn't mean to do it, her frustrations get the better of her, as she grabs the tiki idol and throws it at the sea
>>11250708
>As Doremy was sleeping soundly, she was suddenly moved to her new room. That room was the ocean and she silently drowned.
>>11250754
>tfw writers block.
>tfw slow typer.
>>11250747
>>11250763
Try posting with an 8 year old Nintendo DS
Jojolian Kira ava when?
>>11250763
You don't know real pain unless you've posted with a fucking PSVita.
>>11250698
It thought it was grimes but then...
Pfft. I'm always ready.
>>11250783
I've got a power bonus of 30% when I fight on a beach or an island.
>>11250708
Supplies already out and help that wasn't much help at all. Everyone else really must be useless.
>>11250747
I'll stick to the phone. It's a pain enough already.
HAHAH LF IS DEAD
>>11250747
>That means you're actually going further out of your way to post here than probably anyone here.. I guess you really like us, huh? Also, sorry for your loss.
Where is _____
>>11250783
>After finding the same bottle containing the treasure map for the third time, Mitsuki had had enough. She snatched a shovel from the nearest kid building a sandcastle she could find and started digging, intent on on burying the hellish thing at least 6 foot deep.
>>11250805
disregard this I suck cocks
>KK
>>11250814
My wife (Lana's mom)
>>11250783
>perhaps she needed something to calm down, well she doesn't seem to get any from the heat coming from the sun, the little girl decided it's enough, and went to a chair to lay on, trying to go to sleep, before being interrupted by a woman offering to rub lotion on her back
>This was something new to the girl, but she didn't protest, giving her a nod before laying back down, letting the woman do all the work
>>11250739
>>11250741
>>11250764
>>11250777
>>11250792
Glad to have you 5 aboard.
I'll try to commit to commentary until I start feeling like hell, in honor of real nigga hours.
We have two (2) squads on deck.
>Taking a plane
You're asking for trouble
>>11250817
lmao
>>11250843
Kamina no.
>>11250843
>hosting over
Top 10 anime betrayals
>>11250708
And now, I have recieve a small axe. Maybe it's gonna be useful for self-defense in case someone tries to destroy our announce table. I'll fill you in when that time comes...WOAH WHAT'S THAT...OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN, THAT IS DESPICABLE! THAT'S A WOMAN, AND SHE'S GETTING TEAMED UP ON! SHE'S WATERLOGGED, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. If you have kids in the room, send 'em to bed and get back, but be quick, cause anything can happen on the beachside of this Sold-Out Arena!
>>11250783
>The momma sneaks up on JR with his own hatchet and kills him as he's droning on about the last slobber-knocker of a kill was going on.
>>11250708
That's right, run away while you still can! When I get this arm back into it's socket you are going to WISH that you You weren't born in the same 40 years as me!
>>11250783
Ha! You call that snapping my neck? You can snap my neck if it was-
>CRRCCK
>11250843
>Being so mad about your own mistake that you host over someone
no (You)s from me, Kamcuck.
God Kamina your skin is so fucking thin.
>>11250853
>>11250857
WE REAL NIGGA HOURS RIGHT NOW ANON
BUCKLE OR KEEP YOUR FUCKING HEAD DOWN
>>11250836
>After being rubbed with lotion and being left by the woman, the girl could finally go back to what she wanted to do, sleep.
>She didn't know how to sleep, closing her eyes didn't work, trying to count sheep didn't work, what about singing? Nope, didn't work either, this was hell, she just wants to sleep.
>>11250843
>???
>>11250836
>Exhausted and sweaty from both digging up 6 foot worth of dirt and shoveling it all back into the same hole, Mitsuki is grateful for the cart giving out free water bottles at the beach.
>>11250708
Yeah. He's next door with the pedophiles. If I were you I'd swim on over before he stars in the next fucked up bestiality porno. Two guys, one fish.
>>11250783
>a girly shriek can be heard coming from the water.
>>11250836
What better time to kill than night time? Now, where did I leave my black pistols... fuck.
>>11250843
You can have the bag. I don't need it.
I'm trying to kill you, so please come back.
>>11250843
>Girl wearing a fake moustache
Cute
Blue Asuka sends something, fuck if I know what it is, to the bottom of the sea to sleep with the fishes.
I can feel an erection stirring, and I'm not sure if it's from all of these mentions from my anonymous friends I'm getting or that large muscular man lapping up that lollipop like it's the last thing he'll ever eat.
>>11250929
>Sometimes you just gotta embrace someone to feel better
>Though you don't trust anyone with a hug yet, so hand-holding will do just fine
>>11250929
M-My shovel! I know that it wasn't technically mine,, but still! How am I going to bury these maps in bottles that keep showing up, telling me to go somewhere?
>>11250836
>>11250883
>Building a makeshift tent doesn't require much demand but for Baki, he absolutely has no idea where to start - so he props himself down, laying comfortably, staring at the serene sky above him.
.... Huh, I forgot that I scheduled archery practice today....
>>11250883
Let's just hope you're a little more helpful than the last one.
>>11250929
>the contents of the message are clear, in large bold letters that state "stop double hosting" It would take much effort for a single bottle in the ocean to reach its destination but one could only hope that it would reach
>>11250969
>You can't destroy your past, no matter how hard you try.
>You can however, try to murder your fuck-up of an ancestor.
>Die in the bloodbath twice in the row
>>11250814
Matoi
>>11250843
>tired of the pointless strugle Agrias draws her sword and raises it up high.
Holy Explosion!
>while swinging the sword down she loses her balance and lands on the bag of explosives, creating a new kind of holy explosion.
>>11250943
Please stop picking fights with my dad Kyoko
>that 2v2
Proof that 3D < 2D
I also push some guy into a construction placement
Fuck yeah go me
>>11250814
My will to do anything?
>>11250998
Want me to host again after?
>>11250943
Quiver in fear, mortals! For it is I, the great Nase Mitsuki, evil mastermind! Bow down to your new Goddess and maybe I'll spare you in the upcoming reckoning.
>She rips the fake goatee off and stares at it questioningly.
Weird little thing.
>>11250969
I've already defeated the hooded man once, I don't see why he thought he could defeat me now that I know his weak points.
>>11250995
>After dismembering two of his limbs and horribly maiming the other two, Mitsuki stands back and watches as his wounds heal before her eyes.
I have to say, you're one of the toughest Dreamshades I've ever fought. Time to bring in some friends.
>>11251016
I'm more worried about the 'him' than the fact that I just had a near-death experience and discovered the fact that there is no afterlife.
>>11251025
Yes please!
>>11251016
Well.. Technically, I am 3D as well, our teams were quite balanced
>>11250969
I'll just kill a runt like you as humanely as I possibly can. Now let's see, bah forget it.
>Baki snugs hims arms around Marjane's neck, reinforcing a firm amount of pressure once he pulls the forearm to choke her out.
>>11251028
>comfy hour games
Are dead hours this early now? Prime time truly is dead.
>>11250998
Don't worry son, as long as you can keep coming back from the dead,NOTHING WILL BE ABLE TO STOP YOU! You may hit a few bumps on the road to Victory, but I guarantee that when you get to the end of that road it'll be the best day of your goddamn life!
>>11251025
You think enough people will be around after you host? I'll go after you, got my new code ready to go.
>>11251016
>That first event
God I wish that was me
I thought emotionless emoticon robot and black hair were friends?
>>11251044
Your wish is my command.
>>11251047
I-I knew that shut up
>>11251073
>new code
NICE
I won't hog up the spot after then, feel free to go once I finish.
Is Poniko still here by chance?
>>11251055
Cold, starry nights like these make me want to forget about treasure maps and bottles containing them.
>>11251080
>Every time Zer0 tries to sleep, Mitsuki sneaks over and begins pressing various parts of his visor in an attempt to make it light up in various ways. After the fifth time in a row she's done this, the poor girl is kicked outside and has the door slam shut behind her.
>>11251095
No shut your face you go again then I'll go
>>11251080
S-Surely you'd aim for a more noble death I mean... I didn't even do it on purpose, I just tripped.
Imagine how hard it's gonna be for her in heaven.
"I died fighting to save my people against a thief, what about you?"
"A butt fell on my face"
>>11251096
Star, I'm guessing. Hey.
>>11251096
If they're not, I can give it to them.
>laptop died
>>11251100
>Mitsuki angrily scribbles "STOP SENDING ME THESE" on a napkin, stuffs it inside one of the beer bottles she found laying on the beach and throws it as far into the ocean as she can. The thought that she didn't seal the bottle and it's probably at the bottom of the sea now strikes her a few minutes afterwards.
>>11251078
Just the type of person of person I don't get along with well. More so than usual that is. I would root for them if it wasn't for the next days events.
>>11251100
>>11251135
Good.
>>11251131
STOP IT, I DO NOT WISH TO RECEIVE MORE SPAM MAIL
>Most of the beach goers stare as the black-haired girl goes completely insane, yelling out insults and threats at the ebb and flow of the sea.
>>11251141
Sorry comfy games host. I live by the sword.
>>11251129
Hey you go! Sorry for the long wait...
>>11251163
>Only the host can't like your games
>>11251135
Rip.
I hope tourney anon will still count my point though...
>>11251165
Maybe this will keep me safe from the never-ending threat of messages in bottles.
>She clutches the idol tightly to her chest, praying to whatever entity it was created to worship that this bottle curse that was placed on her would soon end.
>>11251181
No, it just doesn't matter who you are.
>>11251190
H-Hey now I'm trying to see if Firefox saved my session so don't lose hope yet...
>>11251188
>it's yet another Mitsuki wins episode
Fucking Karen 2.0
>>11250883
This should be easy. There's no way I could possibly lose to that big tittied abomination.
>>11250929
I'll go first. I'll need to be well rested if I'm going to kill you all in your sleep.
>>11250969
>rummaging through Kurokou's camp, Deadpool eats all of her food and spraypaints his logo everywhere.
I'm such a great artist.
>>11250995
I haven't even done anything to you guys... yet.
>>11251073
>I'll go after you, then. I can't wait to see your code!
>>11251210
>...What.
>>11251220
>rubs your back
>>11251210
I'm gettin real sick and tired of this fuckin cunt winning every single fucking game.
>>11251210
wtf
>>11251210
Th-Thank you f-for the opportunity....
>She may have won the game, but the bottle curse will feverishly haunt her dreams for years to come.
kek.
Stop rigging games holy shit
We need to rest, night everyone.
>>11251248
>>11251250
Well deserved. Congratulations.
Thank you for the beach trip, host.
>>11251205
Cool. Thanks
>>11251250
How many fucking wins do you have so far holy shit?
>>11251179
No problem.
>I dig it. I don't even recognize that picture, do you have the original?
>>11251250
This is just getting crazy.
Congrats. Thanks.
>>11251227
>Zer0 enjoys this after he broke his back playing limbo with death.
>>11251250
Congratulations.
>>11251283
Thank you.
>>11251274
Good night.
>>11251210
Talk about a killer winning streak, Congratulations Miss.
Awesome beach party, Host.
>>11251250
Unbelievable. If I didn't see it myself I wouldn't believe it, really. It's nonsense.
>>11251274
Sad to see you go early both times. You looked like you could have been fun.
>>11251293
Purovidingu
>>11251292
How many does Eggman-kun have?
Probably that many
>>11251292
(Five now, in 24 hours.)
>>11251313
>>11251283
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>disclaimer.php
Well, my bad guys. I'll host 388 some other time since it appears we have a little hosting queue built up.
In exchange for my fuck up, I'm going to host my super duper giga prototype experimental game on Tuesday.
I've only done it once but everybody seemed to like it.
>>11251220
Go one ahead of me I still have to get a few more things settled
>>11251250
>MOM
>>11251283
>thank you for hosting
>>11251313
What's your secret?
>>11251334
>Ah, alright. Hopefully you get them settled.
>Thread in 5-10 minutes.
>>11251325
Oh great. That will probably mean I miss it.
>>11251283
Thank you for this game son.
>>11251313
>
>>11251351
She ate Karen.
>>11251325
does it have a theme?
>>11251351
(I'm actually all the hosts.)
>>11251308
>Heey, much obliged. Thanks again.
>>11251351
>Adachi likes her I think.
>>11251334
I want to see your code, man.
>>11251360
Sorry. I'm busy tomorrow.
>>11251371
Generic RPG/Fantasy. I tried to pick out a really dank theme and I think I did well.
>>11251313
>in 24 hours
>>11251354
Thanks
>>11251387
It's nothing special
>>11251351
>>11251383
This is true.
When I like a person, my emotions change the outcome of the game for them.
Hey niggas i learned to make custom game
Fuck undergames fuck jude these good
Post HG memes and quality content
>>11251399
I say that all the time but people sucked my dick with my code.
>>11251414
No wonder I never win.
>>11251423
Can I get a preview?
>>11251414
No wonder I never win.
>1 minute
>>11251399
>It's nothing special
>Motherfucker, do not belittle yourself. You made it, it's got your own personal stamp on it, it's a product of your imagination and effort. Every code is special.
the thread is moving so slow that everybody will see i'm gay
>>11251435
Ya whats your discord
>>11251466
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>>11251466
>>11251466
>>11251466