HG / Hunger Games Thread
https://youtu.be/vKUcIaGvSmw
>>11237662
>was just playing Sonic 2
>Died at Hill Top Zone
S P O O P Y
>>11237662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaWaXLLlYHo
>>11237661
I don't know what HG thing would go good with a comic okay? Jeez...
Question 9
You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos.
Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills.
Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves.
>>11237662
Hell yeah
>>11237692
But I like my dad.
Oh shit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKHjcnOGPhs
>>11237712
I remember when they were called Squaresoft
>>11237712
See you when it comes out and you're calling it hot garbage.
>>11237720
I remember when they were called Square.
>>11237735
I remember when they were called
>>11237739
I remember.
>>11237709
Don't worry, It's just a hypothetical question, you're not actually going to do anything to pops. Well, unless you want to do something that is.
Question 10
Who is indisputably the most important person in HG: He who shelters us from the harshness of the shitposts, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
Seth
Seth
Seth
Seth
>>11237746
THE TWENTY FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER
Gascoigne finds himself in a similar position as Karen was a few weeks earlier. But how long will this last now that kills are worth 16 points?
https://pastebin.com/Nmy0amwy
>Prev. rankings: http://imgur.com/a/q8uPl
>>11237769
God.
>>11237769
Oh fuck this is a tough one.
Uhmm, I'm gonna go with Seth! No- I pick Seth instead!
>>11237769
Dean
>>11237772
>Nice.
>Also, are you able to do image swaps?
>Watch the Final Destination series.
>Wanna make a shitty code based off of it.
Someone tell me to kill myself or something so I lose the motivation please.
>>11237813
That series is shit, kys faggot.
>>11237772
>Not Araragi Karen
EEEHHH?! Why do I have two entries in the tournament?
Alright, there it is, the infamous G.O.A.T. Just give me a minute to look over your answers...
>>11237780
Wow. Says here you're going to be HG's Marriage Counselor. Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services.
>>11237785
Well according to this, you're in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed.
>>11237787
Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the HG's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me.
>>11237824
That's redongo bongo you!
>tfw glowing sphere bonus stage
>>11237793
What's your new image?
>>11237824
To differentiate.
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/11074320/#11074328
>>11237851
>>11237793
>That one.
>>11237851
You are counting that guy on the tournament...
>>11237692
I'll shock him, it'd be good for a laugh.
>>11237769
I deny your false answers and substitute my own! Me!
>>11237849
Is that the magnet ball thing? Yeah, that sucks. I don't know why you're smiling at the thought of it, the stage doesn't make sense.
>>11237772
Byeah.
>>11237870
I like it because it's fun and it's easy, plus the rings/one-ups at the top are super helpful.
>>11237860
Tomorrow's update will use that.
>>11237862
I count everything.
>>11237882
I don't actually know how the hell that stage even works, I usually just plummet straight to the bottom.
>>11237892
Wow.
>>11237882
why tho
the gumball machine bonus stage is much better (although the music for the glowball stage is fucking banging)
>>11237886
Thanks, dude.
>>11237897
it makes no sense
i jump and then die
>>11237901
You get the most distance in the center of the sphere as soon as you start moving in an upward direction
Do you eat your colored candies in a certain order?
>>11237892
w...what?
>>11237898
My experiences with the gumball machine include a lot of water shields and black balls knocking me into the bumpers.
Hardly ever anything good comes from it for me.
>>11237917
...No?
can we shitpost im bored
>>11237917
I leave the yellow ones and the green ones to the end because they taste better.
>>11237870
Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next big game host? Stranger things have happened.
>>11237912
Yeah, I just looked up a video on it. I guess you're not supposed to use anything but the directional buttons?
>>11237917
if the colours mean different flavours yeah
i eat the shitty flavours first, best for last and all that
>>11237927
fuck off nigger it's sonic hours now
>>11237928
You ALMOST had me on board until you said yellow.
Lemon isn't that pleasant.
>>11237770
LOVE WAS CHANGING THE MINDS OF PRETENDERS
>>11237942
WHILE CHASING THE CLOUDS AWAY
>>11237932
You could be, who knows? I definitely think I have the potential for it, now that I've become a learned host. I know how to make good events, backgrounds...the only two things there is for a game!
>Of course, there's that third thing he's not mentioning, but since he's never bothered with it he decides to keep quiet about it.
>>11237954
Oh wait, I forgot commentary. That's a thing I can do sometimes. The only three things there are for a game!
>Of course, there's that fourth thing he's not mentioning, but since he's never bothered with it he decides to keep quiet about it.
who here /hedonism/?
>>11237949
OUR HEARTS WERE RINGING
>>11237813
That series is great, do it faggot.
>>11237971
IN THE KEY THAT OUR SOULS WERE SINGING
>>11237970
Definitely me. I love to indulge myself!
>>11237980
AS WE DANCED IN THE NIGHT REMEMBER
>>11237993
HOW THE STARS STOLE THE NIGHT AWAY
HG Karaoke night WHEN
>>11237997
BAHDEEYAH SOMEDAY YOU'LL REMEMBER
>>11238008
BA DE YA
TWENTY-FIRST OF SEPTEMBER
>>11238007
What would we sing?
>>11238014
BAHDEEYAH NEVER WAS A CLOUDY DAY
>>11238022
BA DODO BA DODO
BA DODO BA DODO
>>11238034
BA DODO BA DODO
BA DODO BA DODO
>>11238043
BA DODO BA DODO
BA DODO AHYEEAH
MY THOUGHTS ARE WITH YOU
>>11238046
HOLDING HANDS WITH YOUR HEART TO SEE YOU
Kill yourselves.
>>11238052
ONLY BLUE TALK AND LOVE
REMEMBER HOW WE KNEW LOVE WAS HERE TO STAY
>>11238059
NOW DECEMBER
>>11238064
FOUND THE LOVE WE SHARED IN SETPEMBER
>>11238071
ONLY BLUE TALK AND LOVE REMEMBER
>>11238084
THE TRUE LOVE WE SHARE TODAY
>>11238097
BAHDEEYAH SOMEDAY YOU'LL REMEMBER
>>11238111
BA DE YA
DANCING IN SEPTEMBER
>>11238116
BAHDEEYAH NEVER WAS A CLOUDY DAY
Karen.....................................................................................................
>Junko
>>11238124
THERE WAS A
BA DE YA
Let's have yuri sex, Karen................................................
>Junko
>>11238134
SOMEDAY YOU'LL REMEMBER BAHDEEYAH
>>11238141
DANCING IN SEPTEMBER
BA DE YA
hosting guild..................just kidding I only want to make sure no one is saying bad things about me
>Junko
>>11238149
GOLDEN DREAMS WERE SHINY DAYS
So this is dead hours huh
>>11238156
THE BELL WAS RINGING, AHA
OUR SOULS WERE SINGING
Junko
>>11238172
DO YOU REMEMBER NEVER A CLOUDY DAY YOW
>>11238185
THERE WAS A
BA DE YA
Who the fuck's singing my god damn jam?
Shit is tight as fuck.
>>11238189
SOMEDAY YOU'LL REMEMBER BAHDEEYAH
>>11238195
your jam sounds something more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
also since when did you HG again lmao
are you filling in for the midfag that's about to head for deployment?
>>11238197
DANCING IN SEPTEMBER
BA DE YA
>>11238207
Some nigga made a bet, and that same stupid nigga lost that shit and said he'd come back. That nigga also talks like that nigga ain't the nigga talkin', but some other stupid nigga they wanna blame for their stupid shit.
I ain't gonna be here for too long, nigga. I'm just cruising.
>>11238211
NEVER WAS A CLOUDY DAY
>>11238228
THERE WAS A
BA DE YAAAAA
>>11238246
SOMEDAY YOU'LL REMEMBER BADEEYAHDEEYAH
>>11238255
DANCING IN SEPTEMBER
BA DE YAAAA
>>11238262
GOLDEN DREAMS WERE SHINY DAAAAAAAAAAAYS
>>11238269
BA DE YA DE YA DE YAAAA
>>11238195
Tristan stop you aren't black
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>11238272
BAHDEYAHDEEYAHDEEYAH
>>11238289
BA DE YA DE YA DE YA
DE YAAAAAAA
>>11238278
The fuck you mean "you're not black". Nigga, I'm the blackest nigga this side of the god damn Sahara desert. My ass is so black when you stare at it, it stares back at you.
>>11238302
TRISTAN I HAD ENOUGH
>summons blue peeps whitey dragon
SHINÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈ
>>11238307
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit, nigga, that's one big cracker.
>>11238313
Ayo, Tristan ma boi. Badabing badaboom.
>>11238346
Joey, my nigger, you'd better had gotten that dick in that blond's mouth or I ain't finna talk to you yet. We had a deal, nigga, get some of that Valentine poontang, or we ain't niggas no mo'.
Karaoke wouldn't be a bad idea, especially when said participants are drunk
>>11238346
>>11238352
>kicks your asses in a duel
>>11238352
Not in her mouth. I tried to sneak my dick into her ass one night and accidentally chucked it into her gash. Ah well tho, cunt felt nice to smash anyways.
>>11238364
JITTERBUG
>>11238368
Nigga, I ain't even a duelist. Fuck you wanna do with that duel disk? You gonna cuddle a nigga with it? You gonna say 'Hey, duel disk, you a hot bitch and I'm gonna slot this dick right in that arm hole and until you shootin' holographic sparks and shit out your duel ports'. Shit, nigga, that sound gay as fuck, you gotta fix that shit.
>>11238370
Sheeeeeeit, nigga, I'm sorry I doubted yo white ass. You did some good shit. What you doin' now? Playin' card games 'n shit? Or are you searchin' fo' a lil' somethin' somethin', you know what I'm sayin'? Hit it up top, nigga. Right up top.
I want Crust to suck my dick
>>11238383
Nigga, I heard some gay shit, but that might be the gayest motherfuckin' thing I ever heard. Dicks are for bitch's mouths. I ain't no bitch, nigga, I don't give a fuck.
>>11238383
me too
>crust
>>11238379
I'm glad you're back, even if it was because of a bet.
Are you here ''permanently'' or was the bet you stayed for a set amount of time
>>11238395
Niggas can't be tied down, you know what I'm sayin'? Nigga got a keep movin' like a mo'fuckin' shark, ya dig? Don't wanna drown or nothin', and I know they say a black man can't swim, but I can swim like a motherfucker, you get me in that water and I'm like BRRRRRT like a motherfuckin' speedboat, nigga, you ain't even know.
Don't wanna take steps back, just wanna take some time to 'preciate where I been, y'know?
>>11238405
Alright my nigga but even motherducking sharks have places they frequent
It's just nice seeing you
>>11238467
Cuteee!
>Karen walks closer to the dog and pets him over and over again.
>>11238487
>>11238495
Oookaaay?
>>11238522
redongo bongo okay?
>>11238522
I want to fuck u
Someone please host
>>11238560
ok
first 24
>>11238522
I want to impregnate you in front of Araragi
>>11238562
Lies
>>11238566
First 24
>>11238579
Araragi Karen!
>>11238579
Clawdia
>>11238587
(Fuck me)
>>11238579
Unlimited Power
>>11238579
>survivor
>>11238590
I would but i'm not a kid, and kids are your preference
there are too many anons and not enough femanons
>>11238579
La Pucelle
>>11238579
Tristan Taylor
>>11238610
We have too many femanons
First think of all the girls on 4chan, then the amount on a hidden degeneracy board, then the amount of them in HG
Two is a miracle
>>11238579
Lord Beerus
>>11238610
just how gay do you want this place to get, anon
>>11238610
Fine, girl anon can be the next shit character.
>>11238579
Sleepy Cronus
>>11238617
not like this
>>11238617
i take it back
you do your thing
>>11238621
i do not know what you mean by two but we need more fucking femanons
too many times have i seen some neckbeard nigger rping with an anime girl as a male and it makes me die inside
>>11238625
fucking gay
we can go further with this
>>11238630
aw yiss
>>11238632
>>11238644
Tricky and Utsuho/Utsutsu/Usunusu i cant remember the name
placements
>>11238650
utsutsu
all of them are gone. this is a man's community now, and by god, i will infect grils with degeneracy so we all have a chance
and maybe for once we won't fucking see an anon being thirsty over an ava i swear to god
>>11238660
thirsty over an ava
thirsty
>>11238665
this is an EXTREME THIRST
>>11238660
What counts as being thirsty nowadays?
>>11238676
this is going to turn into an aikawa jerk
stop
stop
stop
>>11238676
that is a good question as we haven't seen too much thirst
i would compare it to erp thirst but that's unfair as that is erp and not hg. a thirsty anon is someone that constantly compliments a female ava to the point of being borderline creepy
shit nigga you can talk to an ava as anon, don't get me wrong, but trying to fuck them via "charisma" is just disgusting
>>11238687
hey baby wanna suck me off, ya got the lips for it baby girl
>>11238683
where are the
cute anime girls?
>>11238676
Thirst ain't real, nigga. Not unless you mean like drinking water, then you gotta drink that shit or you'll fuckin' die, nigga. If you want a bitch, you gotta go after that bitch. You gotta grab that bitch by the hand and lift it to your mouth and whisper into that fuckin skin shit nigga, you gotta whisper 'Bitch's hand, one of these days, I'm gonna get the bitch attached to you on her knees, and we're gonna have a dick in mouth situation goin' on', and then you just fuckin' gotta take a step back and check the reaction, nigga, this is important. You gotta check she ain't callin' no cops or nobody. Then you gotta just back off and be like "I gotta go wash my car, bitch, I'll be back to pick you up at 8." And now she's like "Dayum, that nigga, he got a car and he got good plannin' skills" and that's how you do it, nigga. You dig?
>>11238683
I don't get it, I'm genuinely curious as to what the threshold is, since there isn't too much shit that goes down anyway.
>>11238687
Yeah you got a point, thirsting there isn't exactly bad manners. I think I get what you mean, though. If you can imagine them wearing a fedora while saying that shit, then it counts as thirsting
>>11238693
right here
Why does every food taste the same when we have a cold?
>>11238700
Because your taste buds, as well as your senses, are in overload/completely fucked when you're sick.
>>11238700
Nose is blocked. Taste is heavily affected by smell. It's why you can hold your nose and not taste something nasty.
>>11238693
Hello. I heard somebody requesting my presence. Was it you, little girl?
>>11238691
nah that's being a chad, that can be dismissed as a joke and not be taken seriously
when a nigga goes like "you're really pretty [anime girl]" or some shit like that you've crossed a line and mean it
>>11238698
that is what i mean. for some reason, all them niggas always have to be a male
if it was a femanon then i wouldn't have to think of a man with a neckbeard trying to court a woman. hg would significantly become better
>Suddenly, a herd of Easy Pete's rolls through the thread
>>11238699
Where??
>>11238705
Y-yes, that was me. I am very thirsty!
>>11238705
>>11238715
>Kancolle
But thats vidya
>>11238710
I mean, I believe you can complement them without going full fedora. It's a "What's up?" vs "Hello, my fair lady; You're looking quite lovely today. What might be the reason for your gracing us with your presence, today?" situation.
>>11238715
>>11238705
That is most troublesome. Here, allow me to get something that might quench your first.
>The anime girl (allegedly a vidya girl, apparently,) reaches into her purse to pull out...a gun! The girl's flesh then falls to the floor, no more than a suit to disguise the EVIL SKELETON hiding within!
Eat lead! No wait, drink lead! Because of the thirst!
>Laughing maniacally, the skeleton pulls on the trigger rapidly and unleashes a hail of gunfire upon the unsuspecting trap.
DIE BITCH POP POP BRRRRAP POP POP
>>11238719
>The skeleton shrugs.
As if I give a heck
>>11238720
of course you can, i'm all for anons fucking around with avas, that shit's good if it's done well enough
but i have seen enough anons wanting to fuck avas to the point of trying to talk to them regularly and buttering them up to last a lifetime
we need less of the orbiters
>>11238735
>due to his terrible aim though, the skeleton ended up shooting his own fleshy disguise instead
o shit
>He then corrects his mistake by reloading and directing the gunfire to the trap.
>>11238735
>>11238715
>>11238740
>Tfw a couple avas jump at you when you decide to hang out for a bit, and people call you clingy for talking to them, and not just ignoring them
I feel like it's because they're cute animes
>>11238754
ayo hold up
jump at you as an anon or as an ava
because if it's the later i'm going to be pissed, son
>>11238744
???
Don't come any closer!
>>11238734
W-what are you doing?
>>11238757
Ava, I suppose.
>>11238763
just let me kill you
"kill Aikawa" is on my bucket list
>>11238768
Tell me who your ava is so I can shitpost those who shitpost you, that is bullshit and I will not condone bullshit in HG
>>11238771
N-no, I think I have to leave! I am not allowed to speak to dead people...
>slowly walks backwards and away
>>11238763
>>11238777
Goddamn, nice trips. I'm good, though. It's not me getting shitposted that's annoying, it's when everyone else involved go under fire as well.
>Kind of want to host
>One of the worst times in the day for entries
>>11238791
fine, if you don't want me to help then that's alright
i just don't like it when hypocrisy occurs
>>11238783
C'mon man, don't walk away! Just one quick little bullet to the face, no worries, no dramas. I need my FIX damn it! I haven't shot anybody in like, a month! There used to be a time where I would shoot everybody after talking to them, but now it's just all...talking. Talking without the shooting. So what say you? Just one quick little murder, for an acquaintance?
>>11238796
make an entry post and ill spam filler for you
Actually doing it I guess
>>11238804
>>11238823
Sliver Queen
>>11238823
Lord Beerus
>>11238823
Build
>>11238823
Gordon Freeman
>>11238823
Fairy Tail - Luna
>>11238823
Vince
>>11238823
Fairy Tail - Rella
>>11238823
Mouse Princess
>>11238823
Fairy Tail - Sleeper
>>11238823
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>11238823
>>11238823
Araragi Karen
>>11238823
Fairy Tail - Snow
>>11238823
Captain Luna
>>11238823
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>11238823
Silver Queen
>>11238823
Ririchiyo
>>11238823
Dex Dogtective
>>11238823
best draggo
>>11238823
The Soldier
>>11238801
N-no, that's just murder! You have issues!
POLICE?!
HELLOOOO?!
>>11238823
A Yinglet
>>11238823
Andou Ringo
>>11238823
Nicole Watterson
>>11238823
Swiper
>>11238823
Mr. WrestleMania
That was actually worse than I thought it would be.
>>11238925
War is like a game of chess: with guts on top of it! And instead of chess pieces, there's just brave blood-hungry sons-of-bitches who love war!
>>11238925
There is literally nothing to swap.
>>11238954
Give 'em hell boys!
>>11238954
I looked at what happened. There's nothing to comment on.
>>11238987
We have the eye of a tiger, the heart of a lion, the wings of an eagle, the big muscular arms of a panther-man, and the silent majesty of a kraken!
>>11238987
Even this simulation wants to kill itself.
>>11239014
F everything
>tfw don't know who to ava.
>>11239014
I am going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra!
>>11239038
I guess that's slightly ironic.
>>11239035
Qt least you're not wasting hours upon hours building folders, only to realize nobody is gonna rp with your character so you start on another folder
>>11239060
About that...
>>11239077
Someone will probably win soon.
>>11239038
If you know what's good for ya, you will run!
>>11239054
You are a spineless worm! You are a mistake of nature! You are walking vomit!
>Dies
>>11239085
Did you go?
>>11239085
this background is unnerving
>>11239100
Climax.
>>11239102
Unnerving bad? Should I change it?
>>11239117
I mean that one looks like some kind of skin cancer
>>11239117
Sleeper. Now that's a word I'd use to describe this game.
>>11239128
Thanks for being a part.
>>11239128
thnx for hostin
>>11239117
Ah well, so close.
>>11239128
Congrats Fairy Tail Friend and thanks for hosting.
>>11239077
https://youtu.be/VElUGO7W0fc
>>11239128
Congratulations, Sleeper, sweetie!
Thanks for hosting.
Sorry for not being able to participate much properly, I have to catch up on some reading.
>>11239141
What are you reading?
>>11239149
Making Europe: The Story of the West. Currently learning about the Macedonians and how all that lovely ancient Greek politics went.
>>11239157
it's called "macadamia" and they're a type of nut
>>11239163
Oh, phooey. This is what an old cat gets for trying to learn new things.
>>11239132
"Just because you won does not make you a winner! Winners keep winning!
Thank you for this game son, it's a shame that it couldn't have a REAL winner.
>>11239173
it's "cant teach a cat new tricks"
blep
>>11239206
belp
>a challenger appears
>>11239215
bepl
Can HG Beep Beep like a Sheep?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WFHKFK2xQo
>>11239275
Jesus, there are so many references to obscure shit in there, and for some reason I get almost all of them.
>>11239283
Same desu.
Feels fucking good.
>>11239289
The fact he referenced Cyirak and that weird Spanish Jesus Sheep movie just baffles me.
I miss Kyouko Kirigiri and her delicious bacon hands
>>11239297
It honestly makes the original look pathetic by comparison.
>Thread goes silent after I posted
O-oh
>>11239275
Beep beep
>>11239313
FUCK A SHEEP
>>11239297
>weird Spanish Jesus Sheep movie
i-is that the porn one?
i remember there being a weird jesus sheep porn thing
[spoiler]i used to fap to it until i actually found good stuff[/spoiler]
>>11239327
There were tits in it, but it wasn't porn as much as it was just really strange.
>Lilo & Stitch came out in 2002
Beep beep?
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
We still in this thread, friends?
>>11239458
Nice
>>11239460
Seems like it
>>11239504
Sunday slowdays, huh?
Whatcha up to, anon?
Attention HG:
Serving your country in the armed forced is now Racist.
>>11239516
DAMMIT SUZ
>>11239516
Don't be bothered by the opinion of people who are calling everything racist, they don't use the actual definition of racism
>>11239513
Chillin in bed after a long night. You?
>>11239530
Heading home, just went to the cinema
>>11239343
I remember seeing that shit in theatres. It was dope.
I really need to fix my sleep schedule.
>>11239538
You should, it's difficult but worth it
>>11239516
What happened now that got peoples' panties in a twist?
>>11239538
Seconded.
>>11239530
>tfw you have a comfy sleep and you don't want to get out of bed in the morning but you have to because you can't spend your life in bed
Do you go to church every sunday?
>>11239574
I am not religious.
>>11239565
>tfw you wanted to do something one morning but you ended up sleeping for 15 hours
Why is everything so fucking rude dude?
>>11239574
Not always.
>>11239582
>tfw you have to do something important but you always end up procrastinating
Life is unfair.
>>11239554
>Throws itching pwoder down shirt
First 24 probably.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szAt-QY0_60
>>11239634
die
>>11239634
Squid Cara
>>11239634
Rika
Great idea, I'll go next if I can.
>>11239634
Mani of Machine
>>11239636
>>11239634
The Soldier
>>11239634
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>11239644
D
I
E
>>11239634
Sleepy Mouse Princess
>>11239634
Scyther
>>11239658
>tucc
>>11239634
La Pucelle
>>11239634
Hakuna Matata
well thats 9
how about 9+6 more
>>11239634
Kasugano Urara
>>11239634
Lord Beerus
>>11239634
Doppelganger Arle
>>11239671
awawa...
>>11239634
Arizona Chance
>>11239634
Lancer
>>11239634
Fyxe (human)
>>11239634
Eddy
>>11239634
Wilhelm Trias
>>11239634
Popeye
6 more
>>11239634
Late Lain
>>11239634
Jonathan Joestar
>>11239697
Onsa Hitohira
>>11239685
Jiren the Gay
Sam
>>11239697
Doitsu
Woo
>>11239714
SIEG
>>11239716
Surrender now maggots and you will not be harmed!
>>11239716
First Year Kasugano Urara, member of the Survival Game Club, ready!
>>11239716
Could you get Rika out of my district please?
>>11239668
Why does he remind me of someone..
>>11239716
Whenever you're ready.
>>11239716
I believe everyone is ready. Please, start when you are too!
Let's goh shit waddup
>>11239727
That's your job, not mine.
>>11239729
That 's a girl.
>>11239716
I am ready.
>>11239739
I, Squid Cara, accept this challenge!
>>11239741
Look, I'm not good with identifying genders okay.
>>11239739
Last one alive, lock the door!
>>11239739
>He doesn't even know these people he's calling forth...
All things considered, that first little bit of conflict was sorta lackluster.
>>11239767
In fact I'm just staying here so everyone can appreciate my beauty
>>11239739
Like I'm afraid of some wolves, bring it!
>>11239767
You'll forgive me for using it later, Meira. For now...GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
>>11239721
Italy...back to your cage.
>>11239767
Boooooo...
>>11239781
HEIL
So that's where all the fur goes when the does that...
>>11239784
My condolences to your kangaroo wife.
>>11239790
First I am a dogman, now I am carrying bodies. Fair enough.
>>11239790
W-was I raped?
>>11239790
>>11239790
>Scyther used Splash!
>But nothing happened...
Man you all have a crappy shot.
>>11239790
Jeez, don't you have any standards? Alright, fine, let's do it.
>>11239825
...You cheated. Bastard. Just angry I won.
>>11239825
I do like little girls, they are soft.
Sometimes I look at these old events and just groan.
I'm looking at you, bucket event. I'm looking at you.
>>11239845
Cute little girl.
>>11239859
Thank you, I treat my little girls nicely.
>>11239859
The squids are coming with me, we're ready to take over this world and I will be the leader of it!
>>11239835
Killing's killing, toots. Also I'll be taking that soul back if you don't mind.
Hiya. How are you all?
You can't underneath that pigskin, Fyxe. I know it's you.
But at least that one chick thing didn't go out too shittily. Could've been hit by a truck.
>>11239878
I'm hosting.
>>11239878
I'm doing good, shrimp hair.
>>11239883
Ah, cool. The game seems pretty good.
>>11239886
Shrimp hair? Usually people tell me my hair looks like bananas. Never got a shrimp hair comment before.
>>11239883
Come on Squids, rush them, die for me!
Should've eaten your steak the right way you little pun-
Oh Fyxe.
>>11239878
Fine, thanks for asking.
>>11239883
Who needs hamon when you have technology.
>>11239895
Well bananas are shaped like shrimp, so there's that, crescent head.
>>11239904
Now I understand why it was all greasy
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM YOUR HERITAGE FYXE
THAT SORT OF ESCAPISM ISN'T HEALTHY
>>11239905
Heh, yeah. I'm doing fine myself.
>>11239906
Well, i see the resemblance to a crescent...but not a shrimp. Isn't a cooked shrimp a pink-orange color instead of a light yellow?
>>11239927
I'll let you decide for the name of the band but be sure to motivate my troups with your music when we will raid the world
>>11239929
>
>>11239929
>>11239937
Yeah, what he said.
>>11239927
I am not good with musical instruments.
>>11239929
That is good to hear.
Alright I've had enough of her posing.
Open a backdoor in her skull please.
>>11239943
Alright. I may have misunderstood but I see the resemblance now.
>>11239949
>fucking dies
>>11239949
Sure.
>munch
Looks like we've got ourselves a new substitute teacher in the art of war.
>>11239961
When that corpse is too good.
>>11239969
I think that rotten corpse made me do this. Why on earth would I attack another god of technology?
>>11239970
It was rotten I think. Didn't feel the taste anyway, won't matter.
>>11239825
You! I demand that you tell me about your people absorbing skills! You will answer these questions, or I will send you packing home to Mama with my boot wrapped around your ass! Is that understood?!
>>11239859
Question: I do not understand the reference that you are making.
>>11239883
I NEED THAT ABSORBING POWER, AND YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME, THAT IS AN ORDER!
>>11239904
You are now part of the greatest team on this battlefield son! Now drop and give me 20, THAT IS AN ORDER!
>>11239927
You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
>>11239949
Don't worry my honey soaked war muffin, I'll be home soon.
>>11239969
Can one of you look at the top of my head? It feels- Do not look at this man's head. Go about your business!
Oh my god finally. Someone with some spunk.
>>11239970
>>11239990
I guess I will go back to heaven now. Bye.
>and then he throws it
Every time.
>>11240052
>he flies away, his poor foot in excruciating pain.
>>11240070
>>11240070
YOU CAN DO IT SOLDIER, I BELIEVE IN YOU MAGGOT.
claps out
>>11240084
We failed, men.
>>11240084
>(I was that close...)
>applauds for the winner and for the host...
>>11240084
Congratulations and thanks for hosting.
>>11240094
Thanks for hosting mate
>>11240094
Thanks for squiding
>>11240094
Thx
>>11240089
Congratulations.
>>11240094
Thank you.
>>11240094
Thanks for doing your thing, Raygun!
>>11240094
Thanks for hosting.
>>11240094
You have grit, you have valor, and now you have proof!
Thank you for hosting, son! You have done a great service to these brave men and women today!
>>11240084
>>11240089
Hahahahaha, foolish fucking monster! Way to concede defeat by turning your back on your opponent!
Ok, one more time.
The best team is _____________!
kys baron
>>11240180
respecting woman
>>11240180
none of them.
>>11239927
F-FUCK OFF MARCHE!!
>>11240094
Thank you for hosting best psychic!
>>11240180
RED!
>>11240180
Skull!
>>11240180
You called for the best team? Well, you got it right here, yo!
>>11240094
Thanks for the show, but I'm gonna have to withdraw my offer from before, I'm too sleepy.
>>11240180
Robbie's Dream Team!
>>11240194
>I need to think of a filename
>Finger pointing and a slightly displeased look across her face
OBJECTION.png
>>11240194
>Get outta here with that shit yo.jpg
>>11240200
Yo, you're speaking the sweet truth, brother!
>>11240207
Good try, but no.
>>11240185
I mean, yes, but that's not really a team.
>>11240191
Edgelord.
>>11240200
>>11240203
No, get lost Skull! You're an embarrassment to us all!
>>11240199
....Close enough.
>>11240209
Feels a bit cliche if you ask me. But the idea isn't bad, I'll fluff it a bit for some other pic.
>>11240214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEmbOL3AAEs
>>11240180
Giving you a backrub?
>>11240235
where the fuck did you find this picture of me?
>>11240180
The New England Patriots
>>11240229
>Robbie's team isn't number one.
>
>>11240233
I can be your angle….or yuor devil
>>11240180
Flame
>>11240255
>>11240180
What he said
>>11240180
>>11240229
You're just jealous 'cuz your rival team is 10 times cooler than you! I mean, they're pretty much modern-day pirates! That's so cool, yo! But they're not as cool as us. They're on the same level as us though but only by like, a slight margin.
>>11240207
This team is also just as cool as Aqua, yo.
>>11240253
Rude!
>>11240242
Not needed, but thanks.
>>11240255
>>11240261
No ground, but good try
>>11240263
>>11240262
Your team arnt even good pirates! You're like 10x lamer than Aqua andthey are the worst! THE WORST!
>>11240180
Team 10
>>11240263
Why indeed! Aqua isn't so shabby either!
>>11240281
Well I'm a villain, it's kinda what I do.
>>11240281
Then what is it?
>>11240281
Yo, I didn't say we were pirates. Aqua's filled with pretty cool guys once you get to know 'em. Although, your team probably doesn't know that.
>>11240294
I agree with you, brother! Your team and Aqua are both filled with pretty cool guys, yo.
Team magma?
more like team smegma
>>11240309
*hi give*
>>11240180
Depends on the team I decide to be on at any given moment.
>>11240287
Team 7.8
>>11240294
>Villain
GO HOME AQUA
>>11240301
Team Magma, duh!
>>11240309
Hey, no it's not!
>>11240306
You just said you're- Never mind! Aqua are LAME stay away from them.
Team Skull?
More like Team Dull.
>>11240309
Yo, sick burn!
>The Team Skull grunt high-fives the Anon.
>Team Skull Grunt
I'll make the new thread.
>>11240334
I'll thank you for it
>>11240328
I have never heard
of Team Magma in this place.
Do they need someone?
>0
Team Aqua?
More like Team I QUIT THE THREADS
>>11240328
And again, I think you're just jealous, yo.
>Team Skull Grunt.
>>11240180
Plasma