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Hunger games thread - The SIX edition. Anyone thats in the game,

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Hunger games thread - The SIX edition.

Anyone thats in the game, Post up to 6 tributes from other factions you want to kill.
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>>11231676
Suz
Johnny
Fyxe
Araragi
Rika
Gascoigne
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>>11231676
Emelia
Popeye
Inkling
Fox
Swiper
Sonic
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>>11231661
for elias
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>>11231676
Hmm, lemme see who I want.

Okay, got it. That'd be:

Emilia
Eggman
Aku
Araragi
Ikkun
Aron
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>>11231676
Could I choose all of them?
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>>11231676
Elias, Inkling
Reigen Arataka, Craig,
Asellus, Sonic
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>>11231676

Eggman
Hackadolls
Emilia
Elias
Fox McCloud
Swiper
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>>11231676
I, Reigen Arataka, Vanquisher of Evil, accept this challenge.
>Craig, Bondrewd, Blackest Knight, Aku, Dark Serpent, Eggman
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>>11231676
Eggman.
Sonic.
Suz.
Fyxe.
Araragi.
and that damn Wind Serpent. He's a terrible character.
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>>11231676
Sonic, Fox, Inkling, Fyxe, Rena, Swiper.
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>>11231676
>Elias
>Reigen
>Inkling
>Aron
>Sonic
>Emilia
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>>11231676
Can I put 6 bounties on Zer0? Don't answer that, I'm doing it anyway.
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i need a good sight stream
help
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>>11231676
>Reigen, Craig, Baiken, Inkling, Fyxe, Eggman
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>>11231676
Eeeeh...Fox, Eggman, Stain, Muscular, Asellus, Baiken.
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>>11231676
Zer0 because he picked me and now he's gotta die
Elias because he has the appearance of the skeleton despite apparently not being a skeleton, making him a lying bitch.
Ash Crimson because he's a little rude boy who needs to get smacked around.
Fyxe to test how strong she is and to determine whether or not this supposed partnership is worth it.
Araragi Koyomi for even DARING to be related to that little brat.
And Foxy Rena, because she's a furry.
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Aku
Eggman
Eddy
Asellus
Muscular
Blackest Knight

Get ready to be defeated, you Darks! And Eddy, who I guess might as well be apart of their team anyways.
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>>11231701
>>11231722
>>11231728
>>11231743
CAHM OHN!
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>>11231676
No one in particular poses any challenge, but if I must.

Craig
Shin
Blackest Knight
Eggman
Aku
Serpent
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>>11231676
Come on now... Elias, Fyxe, Araragi, Baiken, Wind Serpent, Nick Bate
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>>11231676
>Arle six times
>Also swap me to Frost
>If anyone picks Arle, switch one of the Arles over to them
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>>11231676
Elias
Craig
Fyxe
Wind Serpent
Time Serpent
Aku
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>>11231762
Gladly!
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>>11231676
Those who lack beauty shall be wipe clean from this world and the there after! Now, let the dance of roses commence.

>Aron, Stain, Jiren, Swiper, Popeye, Nick Bate.
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>>11231676
Craig
Rika
Elias
Suz
Blackest Knight
Gascoigne
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>>11231676
Baiken
Johnny
Len
Eddy
Star
Gascoigne

You know what you did.
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>>11231676
Targeting those who target me.
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>>11231676
Fox
Reigen
Baiken
Blackest Knight
Agrias
Craig

And with that I'm out bitches
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give me some yous please
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>>11231778
Bring it on, doll face!
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>>11231778
>Len
>Len isn't the game
BOI
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>>11231676
Here I go!
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>>11231784
Take care, soldier girl.

>>11231787
For (You).
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>11231787
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Eddy
Fyxe
Baiken
Asellus
Muscular
Blackest Knight
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>>11231676
The rest of district 12
Flame Arle
Fire Serpent
Air Serpent
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>>11231698
Well, it looks like you just signed your death warrant, momma! Not even those gigantic tits of yours will save you!

>>11231778
And I was already expecting you. No big surprise here.
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>>11231794
Yeah whatever, Block head!

>>11231799
Elias! I don't care what they call themselves!

>>11231822
Good, then you know I'll win too.
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>>11231733
An interesting choice.
Your overconfidence will
lead to your downfall.

>>11231745
You too.
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>>11231781
>>11231592
~1~: N-No we didn't! It was four-chan!
~3~: I saw it with my own eyes... it hurt.
~1~ Are you saying you...
~3~ I think she likes two.
~2~ W-What? That's not what she mea-
~1~ Congrats two.
~3~ She grows up so quickly.
~2~ B-But i'm the oldest one!
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>>11231676
Inkling
Aron
Fox the cloud
Blackest Knight
Fire Serpent
Time Serpent
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>>11231676
EVERYONE!

Alright alright...fine, I'll pick.

Reigen
Zer0
Saitama
Fox
Jiren
Johnny
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>>11231832
Oh that's it! When I'm done with you I'm gonna make you into a handkerchief and use you to blow my nose!
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>>11231703
>>11231722
>>11231726
>>11231727
>>11231740
>>11231743
>>11231746
>>11231765
You best hope Sonic takes me out as soon as he can, or you're going to have a tough time this arena.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w
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>>11231844
Ugh, it looks like I'm gonna have to fend off Inflatable Muscles here, that's gonna be fun.
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>>11231844
And you too.
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>>11231775
Oh, I didn't know the bitch knight made it in too. I don't have a bounty on you, but trust me, I'll be killing you all the same.

>>11231720
>>11231726
>>11231740
>>11231765
>>11231770
>>11231784
Don't go crying to your mommy's when I SLAUGHTER you all. Have you ever heard of the the two bones fighting style? I will take the wrath of two bones and smash your face. Three bones! Four bones!
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>>11231857
I like to see you try, chubble ubbles!
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>>11231852
And when I'm done with you, you're just gonna be used as a brick for my future castle, peasant!
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>>11231859
What's wrong, momma's boy? Scared of never getting to see your little mommy again, after I'm done with you?

Don't worry, I'll make your passing as slow as possible.
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>>11231876
YOUR SPINACH WON'T HELP YOU NOW YOU DAFT SAILOR!
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>>11231835
We'll see about that when I put lots of magnets on your head, 3PO.
>>11231698
>>11231703
>>11231727
W-What did I do to deserve this?
>>11231745
Whatever problem you have with my sister, you don't have to make me pay for it!
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>>11231883
Don't call me peasant when you're shorter than me, squirt! I could throw you beyond the horizon if I wanted to!
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>>11231868
And how do you plan to do so this time? With your "skeleton magic" that does you no good?
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>>11231765
Just checking before i start, which tribute are you?
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>>11231897
I just want to see if vampires can bleed.
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>>11231894
Say that to my face with those hairy lips, moustachio!
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>>11231902
Yeah, well unlike you, I'd fly gracefully!
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>>11231897
You look like you need a good stabbing. Just like that Johnny guy.
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>>11231837
...
W-What?!
No!
That wasn't supposed to be like that! You were supposed to be jealous! Jea-lous!
>She grabs to and make sure to display her breasts -and her own- to the flat chested members.
A-Aren't you guys jealous?
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>>11231892
Not exactly, I gotta take my mom to the grocery store after this.

She promised to buy Strawberry 'Quick and I'm not gonna allow some spineless, gains-less dweeb like you get in the way of that.
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>>11231912
Flame Escanor.
Yeah, the picture doesn't look too good in the reaping now that I look at it.

You can use this one i stead, then.
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>>11231922
And unlike you, I can actually get stuff of a counter shorty! You couldn't even phase me with those tiny fluffy fists!
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>>11231916
Oh, so impatient! So ready for a beating!
Wait for the game to begin and I'll gladly do so, Anchor Arms!
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>>11231924
And you look like you need a good shagging.

It won't be from me though, you're gonna get a knife in the gut instead.
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>>11231950
We'll see soon enough, beach ball!
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>>11231948
Yeah well I can easily take stuff without anyone noticing, and even if they do, I'm a doll, no one is gonna believe and innocent little doll like me can do something like that!
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>all this trash talk
>you're all going to die in the BB
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YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING SO DON'T EVEN TRY
GET SOME HELP
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>>11231897
>The assassin snickers under his breath(?).
Are you serious?
Magnets are the best you have?
>He looks to the ground and shakes his head.
I just pity you.
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>>11231968
shut up this trash talk is great
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>>11231857
>>11231762
Put on your big boy shorts, I'm ready to let off some steam. Good luck, you're probably gonna need it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfFd1xLMbEA
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>>11231897
Your sister is a neighbourhood menace! I once came across her assaulting a young couple because she falsely believed them to be littering, when in actuality that garbage had been there long before they were! She smashed a man's face and broke his nose while screaming "JUSTICE!"
>The skeleton lies, creating a story to trick Araragi with. The skeleton's hopes were that the older sister of the young Karen would punish her in some way.
Not to mention destruction of property! She's done over $5000 in damages while "training" in the streets! She is a nuisance, and it reflects poorly on you as the older sibling. You better sort her out before she becomes too big of a problem.

>>11231908
Excuse me, but it's SKELETON MAGIC and it does me a lot of good. The only one that's no good here is you as a party member! Remember? How you get benched in favour of other, better adventurers? How you're nobodies favourite and that the party would be just fine without your "aid?"
>The skeleton says "aid" as sarcastically as he can.
Instead of Holy Knight or whatever your class should be Pathetic, Dumb, Loser, Idiot Knight.
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>>11231915
You could just ask...
>>11231924
Stabbing people for no reason isn't right...
>>11231980
I can pour soda on you too if you want.
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>>11231863
Looking forward to the challenge, Mr. Assassin. That is, if you can stay alive long enough.

>>11231934
Sorry to break it to ya, skin and bones. Buy the only thing you will be tasting is going to be my fist through your fucking mouth.
Oh, and blood. LOTS OF IT.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoIWwIgS-C8

Tonight's headmaster and commentator is the master of puppeteers, the terrifyingly fashionable tarantula himself, Back by popular demand with no strings attached-

Lord Taranza!
Now let's get this Killing school back on the map!
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>>11231967
Oh, stealing? That's something anyone can do, even me!
>Takes the bow off her head and waves it in the air
See? You're even less skilled than me!
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>>11231992
Let's see if you can handle MY engineering.

>>11231994
Well? Do you?

>>11232001
Mission begun!
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>>11231930
~2~ W-What are yo-
>Whatever she was planning with showing both of their breast was going to end in a very bad way... And it pretty much did
~1~: Fine, i'll admit it. You two are a nice pair, and i'm jealous of that.
~3~: i'm not, i'm happy for you two. But if I can watch that'll made me happy as well.
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>>11232001
So you're Dark too, huh? I'm the closest thing this faction has to a faction leader, by the way. No seriously, I captured us a castle which means we're the closest to victory!
>The skeleton says, immensely proud of his work so far. Of course the faction isn't under his leadership, but he'll say that it is anyways.
So why'd you join my faction? You an evil fella like the rest of us?
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>>11232008
>The boy seems to be holding the whole doll up, as the bow seems to be stitched to her head
You do know that my clothes are part of me, don't you? I mean the shirt is not, but everything else is part of me and is as royal as my shoe!
>She struggles a bit
Let go!
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>>11231993
Hmmm... That does sounf like something she would do... I guess I will have to teach her a lesson later.
>>11232001
>Araragi struggles and tries to kick the man in an attempt to free himself from his grasp
Let me go!
>>11232013
Of course I do!
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>>11232001
>the man flashes a sinster grin and cracks his knuckles
Welcome to the Muscular household.
I hope you enjoy your stay~
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>>11231966
We sure will, Buttchin.
>>11231992
Let's see if that tank of yours can take a few blows, shall we?
>>11232001
>Eggman attempts to search for anything valuable on the man, but realizes his grabbing onto something he shouldn't, and he only steps away quietly and awkward as he does.
Yep, that's not a Chaos Emerald.
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>>11231994
>Zer0 scoffs: ";)".
I can go swimming.
Water isn't an issue.
Keep on trying, though.

>>11231995
I will.
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>>11232001
>It might be the pinnacle of chaos in the Arena, but Johnny is determined to show everyone the rad new backpack he got to everyone who's too busy running for their lives or dying

>>11231995
Jeez, what a potty mouth. Your momma didn't teach you right.

It might not be blood, but I'm already tasting the salt that is exuding from your smelly fake body.
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>>11232023
Damn right! I was about time you guys admitted Pinkie's superiority. You eat the pizzas of innocent people and you can't even recognize she's the one pulling off all the wo-
Watching? Watching wha-
>She looks at Hacka's doll #2?
We're not going to marry, right? I don't even know your name...
Unless...
>She whispers into her ear
Unless we can grab free stuff like a cake or something by doing so. I've already been married one time, so who cares? We can divorce right after
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>>11232046
>This doesn't deter him, as he smugly grins at her.
Not unless you say 'Eddy is the greatest person in the universe and would definitely knight him'!
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>>11232050
>The skeleton pumps his fist in victory as Araragi buys into his phoney story, then quickly composes himself once he realises that the gesture might look a little suspicious.
Uh, yes. I'm glad to hear that. She's also a known liar, and she'll probably try and shift the blame for her childish antics onto me. She's entirely at fault here and as such you need to pressure her into owning up to her mistakes. It's the only way she'll ever grow up and mature.
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>>11232050
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure they can't.
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>All this nice RP
>want to join in but too tired to RP
life is suffering
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>>11232001
>>11232031
Evil? Perish the thought. This team just has the best company after all, simply a matter of eliminating the other factions until one fit. They probably wouldn't mind if I use a part of the castle for my own private agenda.
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>>11232001

Johnny!! of all the times to get lucky, now is NOT the time or place!

This is a reminder to please eat your lunch no matter how awful it tastes. Starvation will not help you at all!
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>>11232013
Oh no, a fox with a pistol, I'm terrified. How can my tanks possibly stand up to it?
>>11232055
Haven't we had a conversation just like this before?
>>11232001
Sorry, it was in the group name. Couldn't resist.
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>>11232057
It's not just water, you stupid glorified laptop, it's got sugar in it, lots of it.
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>>11232001
One would say death is the ultimate end to a mortal life. BUT!
>The charm lord walks out of the Corncopia casually.
I believe that death yields beauty in it's purest form!
>After her spiel, she draws Asura from it's sheath and simply stares at it.
And this sword of crimson red shall be the device to show my dominance over unclean individuals!
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>>11232090
I...I didn't know that was possible.
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>>11232090
You'll get there in time. Just keep trying.

>>11232091
Who says I'm using my pistol?

LANDMASTER.
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>>11232090
Well that's just cruel. And I'm an evil scientist!
Honestly I'm more surprised by how we became lovers in just a little over five hours.
>>11232091
Maybe? I don't remember to be frank.
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>>11232085
I'm pretty sick and phoneposting but I'm doing it.
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>>11232082
I know how much that idiot lies and how childsh she is, he can't keep doing all that in the name of "justice", I'll make sure she apologizes for whatever she's done.
>>11232084
They can, trust me, no need to check for yourself, you can believe me.
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>>11232122
Likewise.
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>>11232081
>She looks at him, clearly seething at him before sighing and looking defeated, before speaking in a very cold manner
"Eddy's the greatest person in the universe and I'll knight him"
...
>She struggles again and this time thrashes around
Now let go!

>>11232090
>She just stands there with the microphone, clearly not knowing what to say, before thinking quickly and throwing the microphone right on her opponent's face
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>>11232122
>Insert Popeye's laugh track
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>>11232088
Excuse me, but "they?" The faction leader is staring you in the face, you don't need to say "they." Say "you." Because it's my castle, and I'm in control of it, alright?
>The skeleton lets out a fake, friendly chuckle as he speaks, patting Bondrewd on the back in another gesture of fake friendliness.
Yeah, you can use the basement. It's got all kinds of torture equipment in there, so you know. That might help.

>>11232090
While none of us got the part, I can think we can all agree that Agrias was the most terrible performer here.
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>>11232090
H-hey it wasn't me! I don't even know what a Fire Alarm is! This is just like my school back on Earth! I take the fall for things I don't understand!
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>>11232126
I don't have your dedication.
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>>11232090
School play? Sure, I'm game. As long as it involves murder.
>>11232057
Oh, looks like you won't, mr. Assasin.
Better luck next time.
>>11232070
Let me teach you something your mommy won't ever be able to.
"How to die a painful and gruesome death for idiots 101, a book by Muscular."
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>>11232130
Let's just pretend it didn't happen then, alright?
>>11232132
OH BUZZ OFF!
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>>11232090
>>11232109
>>11232091
Please! Pilot your tanks away from the school buildings. You have no idea how much the repair bill is already!

>>11232090
Craig your performance as hamlet's own skull was breathtaking.
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What delivery should i get to watch the fight
help me
also i will rp
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>>11232131
>He puts her down on the ground, snickering at her all the while
Knight? Me? Oh you shouldn't have! I mean, it is such a great honor with it coming from the queen of shortstacks!
>He giggles once again, barely able to contain himself
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>>11232129
I feel like I need to double check. Don't take it personally. I just need to be sure for the database.

>>11232164
Another one? Really, there's no need for all this admiration.
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>>11232153
It was a mistake.
Do you really think I would
love another man?

>>11232162
>Zer0 nods.
Let's.
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>>11232107
>>11232090
And yet we totally did it.... Of all the girl you could have chosen... I must say you've got some pretty good taste, but now it's time to take responsability.
>tries very hard to hide the pillows under her loose clothes
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>>11232129
Thank you, thank you. I'm sorry for targeting you in this game, I thought you would've just been a copy of your sister. But now I see how much more mature you are than her. You have to understand that her actions don't just have consequences on herself, they have consequences for you too. As the older brother there's a certain responsibility you have to keeping your younger siblings in check. You might have to ground her until she understands what she's doing is wrong.

>>11232164
Is that the one with the skull? I can play the skull part really well, I think.
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>>11232172
I heard McGregor is gonna be streaming it on facebook
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>>11231993
>>11232001
>before the skeleton could even realize it, Agrias had already left some time ago. Probably around the third word into his childish attempt to make her falter.

>>11232090
I was never much for acting anyway. That rude skeleton would have tried something anyway.

>>11232164
I do not even know what I am doing with this device...
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>>11232185
i mean food dumb bitch
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>>11232153
If you don't mind I'm gonna wait for the movie trilogy, I'm not a big fan of reading.

>>11232164
Yeah, she's already trying to kill me, I don't think killing her cat is gonna change anything.

>>11232179
Well, momma. A man's gotta man up when a man gets the chance to man up. At least there's the guarantee that our kid's gonna be damn pretty.
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>>11232164
Cheating is not allowed neither in arena or school tests!
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>>11232164
What? No, I don't want to be more strong, tall, independent, and loved by many... I mean... yeah.

>>11232173
>She rolls her eyes, before walking away from him and the humiliation
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>>11232090
Oh heavens. Can't believe it... and she looked so passionate and honorable.
>Shaking her head from side to side, the charm lord merely close the diary and set it down.
Humans... they never change.
>Though a slight smile surface on her face as she lets out a tiny giggle.
Hehehehe... though I probably know worst out in this universe. Oooooh... yes indeed.
>>11232164
Isn't it obvious? This man insatiable lust for violence and killing is simply pungent... but also so... interesting and wondrous.
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>>11232188
I'll take that as a sign of my victory. I bet I even made her cry!
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>>11232135
Ahah, if you really do insist then, "leader." We'll be out of each others hair soon enough, I do work better on my own after all. The basement will actually be a perfect place actually, insulated against sound, nice and private. I'm sure I'll be able to find some use for the equipment too.

>>11232141
It's nothing like dedication. It's just a matter of doing it.
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>>11231787
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>>11232199
Okay, NOW you can admire me. That was... Uh.. "Gnarly"? That's what the say, right?
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>>11232109
...Huh. Alright that's relatively impressive and definitely cool, but the fixed position on the main gun there will make shooting anything hell with it. Plus there's the whole, you know..."mine flies" advantage.
>>11232122
Ohyeah, sure. There was something about us going "No I'M the better one" back and forth for a bit, and then I showed you Sigma, and then you nearly wet yourself.
I'm pretty sure.
>>11232164
HAHAHA! Don't worry, I'll foot the bill!
>>11232199
Anyone want some sake? No? Alrighty, then.
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>>11232199
Good thing no one was around to witness such an emberassing mishap.
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>>11232164
I-I'm really sorry, but I'm still getting the hang of this whole, 'humor' thing here on Earth. Your jokes can be so confusing and long sometimes! Maybe you guys can learn Mewman humor instead?

>>11232199
Look! That little girl beating up that boy? Now that's funny!
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>>11232209
That's good to hear. All I ask of you is that you make yourself a valuable member for my faction. Remember it's the evil faction, so like, I could betray you at any moment and give my faction to Wind or something. Anything is possible when you're deranged!
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>>11232199
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>>11232074
~3~: You know, the hot part.
~2~: W-We aren't going to do that, r-right?
>Two looks back at fyxe
~2~: My name is two, nice t- W-Wait, of course not! i'm an AI I can't get marry!
>One and three where whispering to each other and planning something
~1~: Yup, you two are going to marry!
~3~: You two deserve happiness.
~2~: W-Wait, I didn't agree with this!
~3~: Don't be so tsundere, two. You know she's the perfect match for you.
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>>11232193
Yeah sure, she's gonna be the prettiest girl around -yes it's a girl-,
Blonde with cute dog hears atop of her head.
I'll take care of her education don't worry, I know you're busy and all.
I'll just need....
600$ per months, I think it's the bare minimum to raise a kid

>>11232094
>kissu
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Mogege...
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>>11232239
Y'know, they say spinach can really improve your lungs and it looks like you need to eat your leafy greens.
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>>11232239
>As the searing oil burns his bones, the skeleton can only shrug in response.
I don't feel a thing. Although I have died here today, I believe in my Darkboys to be able to snatch the win. There is no greater force than evil, after all. And that's what I am.
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>>11232249
MOGE!
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>>11232230
The Landmaster hovers. It can fly for a little while. And it's so maneuverable that you can roll in it to avoid shots. I've never had issues aiming it.

>>11232239
After I showed you that sick skateboard trick? You're a terrible protege.
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>>11232230
I don't seem to recall that last part....

(Damn it, something came up and I gotta go. Thanks for hosting host and congrats to whoever wins.)
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>>11232257
Moge?
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>>11232239
I can do that!
>She backs away with a few steps
Yep!
>Further and further away
Yeah!
>She then runs away

>>11232249
Shoo, shoo, stupid cat.
>She tries to push her away
Shoo!
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>>11232239

The prom is upon us! RUN for your lives!
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>>11232239
I have never even met the man! I would dream no such thing like some whore!
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>>11232164
Don't worry. I haven't killed anyone.
Not yet, that is.
>>11232178
Hey, how should I know what your preference is?
Only thing I care about is how I'm gonna kill you, really.
Too bad you already fell into death's grasp.
>>11232193
I can see why. It's as clear as day the moment I look at your pathetic frame.
>>11232239
Bullying? Nonsense, I would never do that.
I just crush their skulls between my hands. I don't have time for something as silly as bullying.
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>>11232199
It's best it came to this before staying in this place for too. Staying too long surely would have granted some permanent damage.

>>11232236
I'll be sure to keep that in mind. I'm sure you could image the dangers of changing sides when there's so many who will oppose such an action.
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>>11232276
Road kill.
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>>11232276
I'm not your date, you stupid kid. I'm a chaperone! A chaper-

>Dead
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>>11232267
>Moge-ko looks down at the little doll and them picks it up in both hands and bring it up to her face.
Moge~? What has Moge-ko caught this time?
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>>11232247
$600 a month, huh?

Well, I might need to get a second job but I guess that's the price to pay when you-

Hold on a second how do you already know all that!?

>>11232276
prom's stupid anyways
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>>11232276
Too much armor?
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>>11232239
There. We. Go!
>The princess uses her strength to force the locker close, quickly locking it so he can't escape.
That's that! Silly Fox was getting fur everywhere!

>>11232276
No I'm not sad, what makes you think that?
>Star turns around, hiding her now useless dress.
I'm...... I'm fine.
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>>11232239
("I wonder what my life would be if I was a sailor scou-")
>A blush forms on her face as she shakes her head rapidly.
("NONONONONONONO!! Those thoughts shouldn't be there... you're a lord now, A LORD!)

>Also I gotta dip so thanks for hosting Bar-Bar.
>>11232247
>And a kiss to you too Fyxe.
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>>11232276
Stupid man, you fell over!
...
>She looks at him and his strange corpse like state
Hello!? Wake up!
Fine! I'll just get another servant to date me, and you know what, I'll even let them kiss me, your loss!

>>11232299
Royalty.
>she says, looking at the cat girl's eyes with hatred
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>>11232276
The Bonehead Ball is a better prom thing than this one. It's got punch spiked with cyanide!

>>11232286
There is no danger, not when you're an immortal skeleton. They can oppose it all they want but I am an EVIL skeleton. Being evil is in my nature, and I've come to accept that that means making a few hundred enemies along the way. But I'll smite them all.
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>>11232318
>Moge-ko hmms to herself after hearing that. Then she lifts up the hem of the doll's dress to peek underneath.
Mogege...
>But it's a doll.
...Not as interesting as Moge-ko was hoping, moge.
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>>11232276
Score changes!
Baiken +1 for stopping swiper!
Popeye +2 for murdering Aku

Back to the task at hand!
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>>11232258
But it's not a dedicated air vehicle, and it's about as aerodynamic as a whale. C'mon, that's just not practical besides going up some vertical surfaces. But seriously? There's a reason most tanks aren't, you know...incapable of pointing the main gun anywhere but forward. All you gotta do it get behind it.
>>11232259
Pretty sure it happened.
>Seeya.
>>11232276
What'd you think, that I'd actually be interested in this?
>>
RP WITH ME REEEEEE
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>>11232276
Okay, I killed aku, what do I get?
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>>11232283
>As the assassin speaks, he refers to Araragi.
You are just like him;
Very overconfident,
lacking common sense.
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>>11232349
MOGEGE!
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>>11232355
>>11232345
Ooh, points!
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>>11232339
H-hey! That is only for me and my future king, you stupid cat!
>She says, trying to kick the cat, but failing due to her short legs

>>11232345
We shall rule them with a dark iron fist together!
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>>11232345
>Mfw this turns out to be a Fatal event.
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>>11232240
The hot part?
("""She"""" must be talking about the part where we put us our rings)
Huuh yeah sure you can totally watch, no problem with that. If you put the money on the line... I mean... A wedding costs a lot after all and I'm broke...
>She grabs two and pulls her closer.
Oh come on don't by like that -the name's Fyxe btw- where did your confidence go? I don't want to be the one playing the husband, that was supposed to be your job
>She gives a winks to #2, clears her throat and looks at the others.
So... Blondie and Blue -I'm gonna call you this way- what do you have in mind? I don't have a lot of time, life is short and I just met the love of my life
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>>11232370
>Moge-ko drops the doll back onto the ground.
Moge-ko isn't interested in you anyways. Maybe if you were a cute high school girl Moge-ko would want to look under your skirt, moge<3!
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>>11232345
That is just a mere rumor spread by someone. And I have an idea who spread it.
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>>11232345
>>11232368
That's right, now you'l be able to earn some land of your own with those after this game. Under your faction's rule of course.

which reminds me muscular just gained a point for stopping- lets not spoil it.
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>>11232361
>fucks you
>you enjoy this
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>>11232322
>saving the images of the best skeleton
>mfw
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>>11232396
>Kills you
>I moge this
>You do not moge this
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>>11232384
>She looks offended at the cat, while trying to push her skirt down to cover up more of herself
Stupid cat! I'm a queen! I'm much better than a "high schooler!"

>>11232393
>She spends the whole time sleeping instead of studying
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>>11232393
Yep. That figures. Welp, I had a good run, so whatever.
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>>11232393
Students be careful now, a bona fide serial killer is on the loose!
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>>11232413
>Moge-ko looms over the little doll with a friendly smile on her face.
Moge-ko isn't a cat, moge. She's a mogeko! And you're a doll. A useless doll, moge.
You don't even have realistic features. Moge-ko would rather have a cute girl than you.
>>
>>11232304
I know because....
Because...
Huh... Because if it was a job, the baby would be kicking me everytime of the day... And as you can see
>She displays her fake pregnant belly
She's as calm as the pacific ocean...
And I'm not a gold digger Johnny don't worry, if you can't give $600, I'll manage to raise our daughter with only $550
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>>11232428
It has even continued into the feast!
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>>11232393
Listen, I-I think you got the wrong girl here. Plus, y-you're a chick as well? How's that wor- you know what? Don't tell me that one.

>>11232428
No...no... I can't drive that fast!
>>
>>11232393
This has never been an issue before! Why now of all times?!

>>11232428
So the rumors were true after all.
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>>11232346
The issue with combining land and air vehicles is that you end up with something that isn't as good at either as a dedicated vehicle. I've got a good share of both. Right tool for the right job.
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>>11232444
Baiken earns herself another point over her questionable food hygene killing one of her hunters!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=528Cmof_mOo
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>>11232440
>She sticks her tongue at the Moge, not offering any sort of comeback to her insult
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>>11232428
Quick! Let's get naked and cuddle for warmth!

>>11232442
That makes zero sense but I get it. Alright, momma, I'll be start looking for a job right away.
>>
>>11232477
Moge....
>Moge-ko appears to be thinking. Her wiry tail bounces behind her.
Maybe Moge-ko can help you though. Make you more like a real girl, moge<3<3.
>>
>>11232442
>Huh... Because if it was a job, the baby would be kicking me everytime of the day
what the fuck is this sentence
>>
>>11232478
I knew you were a sensible guy Johnny, the rumors about you being a guillible jock were totally wrong!
Oh by the way, do you have a name for the daughter?
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>>11232474
In the dark of the night there is dance! Dirty dancing! Deadly dancing!
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>>11232508
Jenny. Jenny Bravo.

Don't ask where I got that from.
>>
ALERT TO ALL ONLINE JAKE PAULERS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

THIS BOARD IS NOW OFFICIALLY UNDER MAINTENANCE OF THE JAKE PAUL INSTITUTE

>We are Savages. We are always Lit. We Are Powerful. We prank people. We Love Team 10. We love Bizzarkvark. We are JakePaulers.

SPREAD THE MESSAGE

It is heavily advised that you comply.
Share this with your fellow posters.
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>>11232506
>>11232478
If it was a BOY*
See?, it's the proof I'm pregnant. I can"t think straight anymore.
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>>11232500
>She looks at the girl, thinking a bit at what she said, before looking interested
And how are you gonna do that?
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>>11232515
We have made significant cuts to keep the school budget in check, we apologize for any faulty devices
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>>11232359
Yes, because that little pea shooter and sword of yours can cut through something like THIS.
Being overconfident is the privilege of the strong.
>>11232345
OI OI, WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THIS?
I don't want to be your fucking boyfriend. I want to strangle you until your neck brakes!
>>11232393
Have fun in there, you two. I'll make sure to come back after you are frozen solid, so I can break you into millions of tiny bits.
>>11232428
>muscular gets thrown out of his car and directly into the lamp, snapping it in half
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE ON FOOT, FUCK THIS SHITTY CAR!
>>11232444
HEY, WAIT FOR A SECOND! I WANNA SEE HOW FAR I CAN SHOVE MY FIST THROUGH YOUR GUT!
That will satisfy your hunger for eternity, trust me~
>>11232474
That...sounds so wrong.
>>11232515
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! BLOOD, GUTS, INNARD! BONES GETTING BROKEN, HEADS GETTING CHOPPED OFF! LIFE GETTING EXTINGHUISHED WOTHOUT ANY MERCY!
GIVE ME MORE!
>>
>>11232538
That's odd, bro.
>>
>>11232550
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>>11232444
That was not my spark bomb... I... I better run.

>>11232474
My teeth are perfectly fine!

>>11232515
Mayhap I should take dance lessons later.
>>
>>11232541
Mogehehehe...
>Moge-ko reaches behind her back and pulls out a wicked looking knife.
Moge-ko can just give you the holes that dolls like you don't have, moge. Then maybe Moge-ko can have fun with you like she would do with a cute girl~<3.
>She squats down in front of the doll.
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>>11232550
after a few moments of peace only 5 remain!
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>>11232523
Jenny?
Pretty cute.
Alright. I'll begin to fill the papers then. Thanks Johnny.
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>>11232550
It was just too much.
>>
>>11232538
You forgot to deal with one issue.

It's me. You don't know me. I'm the one who lights up every thread in this wretched board. I want to see them burn, their posters fighting against one another, pointing at others, while I'm laughing at them from a safe distance.

Trash was a mistake. For you, yes. For me? Not. I lost my sanity long ago, and now I revel in this maddness that goes on here. Go ahead shitpost me, do whatever you want.... I'll be watching.
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>>11232569
...
>She runs the hell out of there while screaming for help
>>
>>11232578
Ma'am, you're spilling your plate liquid.
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>>11232572
Jiren earns a point for stopping muscular, but the game draws ever closer!
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>>11232401
>Which skeleton did I save? I have a tendency of just saving every skeleton image I come across
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>>11232554
I am used to flesh.
It is my main area
of killing prowess.
>>
>>11232584
...Moge-ko just wanted to play, moge.
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>>11232380
~3~: Sweet!
~1~: We have the money, but preparing the wedding could take some time.
~2~: Whew...
~1~: And by some time I mean it can be tommorow.
>Two gulps before being pulled over by the dog creature
~2~: I-I... well, it's to soon. I don't know if i'm ready for marriage.
~1~: I'm sure you are! Just look at you, you already look like a good mother!
~3~:How about the typic wedding, but everyone has to wear a cosplay except for the couple.
~1~: That sounds good to me!
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>>11232601
More like. Which one you didn't save.
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>>11232591
It's called a sakazuki, you uncultured swine.
>>
>>11232617
I don't care what you name your plate liquid, just don't spill it like that. It's messy.
>>
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>>11232573
Don't sweat it, momma. You're carrying my child after all.

Oh boy I can't wait to see my girl. The money should start coming in as soon as the kid's born, I guarantee it.
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>>11232572
Pff, as if this grey alien bitch would dare.
Here, I'll turn off my muscle enhancement for you. Do it, you fuckin-
>the man gets stabbed in the throat, dying a few moments later
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>>11232470
Oh, no, I get you, the technology required for something like that's really damn expensive, really damn complex, and really damn fragile. My main gripe was about the tank's gun really.

Well, I outlasted you, that's victory enough in my book today. Later, you.
>>11232600
Thanks for the show.
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>>11232600
The reign of stain has come to an end! But will this treachery allow the serpent to bite in?
Will this tale of Light vs Dark ever end?!

Find out SOON (tm) in HGZ!
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>>11232635
You did pretty good. Take care.
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>>11232612
Uhh...none! Because I saved all the skeletons, as I am a SKELETON HERO.
>>
where's seth?
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>>11232638
Do my eyes decieve me?

WE HAVE A WINNER!
>>
I miss Max Payne.
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>>11232662
>hero
You're noting more than a poser.

There's a reason why I'm not here these days. Dou you want to know why? The ride never ends.
>>
>>11232675
SHOW ME THE LIGHT
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>>11232675
I was hoping to be rid of that evil serpent, but this outcome is acceptable as well.
Thank you for hosting.
>>
>>11232680
He's still around, sorta.
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>>11232631
Oh yeah?!
Ahem... She should... She should come out soon enough then ahah... I mean, ever heard of time relativity? Time flows quicker in the arena than in the outside world so... Tomorrow for sure! Jenny will be born for sure!
Now if you excuse me... I can feel... I can feel the baby kicking! See you!
>Runs away to the nearest kennel
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>>11232685
You went on Mr. Bones Wild Ride? That's not my fault, every skeleton knows the legend about the ride that never ends. If you went on it then that's your own mistake.
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RESET YOUR TIMERS
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>>11232675
At least the guy that killed me went on to win it.

Congrats, Reigen.

Thanks for hosting, Baron.

Mission complete.
>>
>>11232740
nigga's straight up fucked
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>>11232675
Placements and faction scores!

The Light score an insane 9 points!
+4 for reigen winning
+2 for stain getting the most kills
+2 for popeye claiming a bounty
+1 for jiren stopping a hunter

The Wind gets 2 points for baiken stopping two hunters!

The Dark gain a point for Muscular stopping a hunter!
>>
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>>11232675
Congratulations.

>>11232758
Thank you.
>>
epic bait incoming
>>
>>11232775
>>11232775
>>11232775
>>11232775
>>11232775
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>>11232758
>Lightfags
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>>11232675
>>11232758
>Light wins
>nine fucking points
Unsettling.
>>
>>11232675
Not bad, kid. Congrats.
>>11232758
I might not be the winner here, but I got to kill shit, so it's fine by me.
Thanks for hostin.
>>
>>11232781
Nice bait, but Seth always added the game numbers in his title screens.
>>
>>11232781
I expected nothing and I'm still dsiappointed.
>>
>>11232790
>>11232793
I didn't plan to host for ungrateful fucks like you anyway.

Prom's cancelled.
>>
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>>11232675
Congratulations. And thank you for the match.
>>
>>11232811
fuck off bolin
>>
>>11232811
Amazing Seth impression dude, so believable and clever
>>
>>11232605
Tomorrow? Sounds nice to me. And we can spend the night before partying, that's what people do before a wedding, am I right?
>She pats 2's back
Chill out would you, of course you're ready and besides... You're an I.A, I'm a dog, both girls, we're basically fighting against nature and society. Aren't you thrilled? I'll be damned if it doesn't sounds like the plot of a romantic anime.
>She pushes down 2 over a couch and does as well, pulling her closer.
You yeah, do you guys have any beer or something fun to do around? I dig the cosplay idea! Nice one little blue!
>>
>>11232811
Totally fooled me lmao
>>
>>11232846
>>11232846
>>11232846
HERE WE GO, JABRONIS!
>>
real seth when goddamnit
>>
>>11232859
Never ever
>>
Who did Seth trigger this time?
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>>11232855
>>11232781
>>
GUESS WHO'S BACK, HG!!!!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HG
IS
ROLLINS

HERE WITH THE EIGHTH EDITION OF RIGGINSMANIA !
THIS TIME THE GAME WILL ACCEPT AS MANY PLAYERS AS POSSIBLE! SO COME AND MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST RIGGINSMANIA EVER!

I'M SURE YOU KNOW THE RULES: A NAME, AN IMAGE AND YOU'LL BE ALL SET TO COMPETE IN THE MOST EPIC COMPETITION AS OF YET!!
>>
map
>>
fuck off Jude
>>
>>11232954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPBvMsT3prg
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>>11232680
I miss Matoi
>>
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Hello /HG/
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I've been lurking here for two weeks but decided rp isn't for me. I am interested in is hosting though. I saw the link to the tools earlier but didn't save it. Anyone got the link for that site so I can see if my device can run everything I need for hosting?
>>
someone post something for me to jerk off to
>>
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>>11232831
~2~: I am...? Guess I should give it a try.
>Two gets pushed to a couch that for some reason was there. Her face blushing when she came closer.
~1~: Yeah, sister zero has few ones! We are going for them. Let's go three-chan, let's leave this happy couple alone for some seconds ~
>The blonde chick teleports to whatever place the beers of zero. Before three leaves "she" gives a thumbs up and winks before going with one.
>>
>when Seth is probably enjoying his life outside the threads
>some niggers are still assblasted about him for hurting their feefees
jej
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>>11233010
>>11233006
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>>11233017

>>11233017

>>11233017
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>>11233006
Hello.

>>11233008
>https://hgtools.neocities.org/
>Also, reminder that RP is optional. You can just enter the games and watch.
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>>11232781
>>11232855
>Why do you play with my feelings
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>>11233006
Greetings. What brings you here?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2xuX8TmjjU

Place your hexes factions!
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>>11233045
NICE SPEED BARON
>>
>>11233006
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