The Official Pony Thread
It's Saturday Night Edition.
you're an official fag
>>11231575
It isn't Saturday Night everywhere you timezonist!
>>11231575
>>11231605
It's Saturday night in the only place that matters.
>>11231647
I agree, but I also consider it polite to account for those who reside in less fortunate regions.
>>11231687
If you weren't so lazy you could have done it your way.
>>11231565
Npoe, not today, I'm too stressed as it is.
felt the worst I've felt last night in months.
I'm watching mattshea play an autoclicker currently.
and then I'll watch some videogame dunkey and cromulent archer :3
>>11231625
Is this a vagina or her fat makes her vagina invisible even when her legs are spread and she can walks streets without any pants because she has perfect SFW censor embedded right in her body?
>>11231712
Nah, you make the better threads overall, ya know? :P
>>11231751
I think her vag is hidden by three layers of flab.
>>11231742
>felt the worst I've felt last night in months
Is there a particular reason or.... ?
>>11231613
Oh wow I want some of that I'm starting to get my appetite back
Damn looking at food is strangely pleasing
>says he only saves high quality pinkie
>posts that one
>>11231742
:(
lucky it's still the weekend and you've got time for distractions
>>11231575
Torrenting MLP season 1-5 while collecting images for a clop folder (rebuilding my 3 terrabyte porn collection from scratch...fucking kill me pls)
>>11231777
>>11231809
>>11231830
No idea honestly, I'm feeling alirght currently anyway.
>>11231836
Awesome, Anon! Good luck!
>collecting images for a clop folder
Just in case: >>11170622
>>11231874
kkk
>>11231860
Is that a corn or flour tortilla?
>>11231874
good luck with pubg
>>11231945
Flour
I want to make holo pregnant
>>11231981
They are really good but they make you gain weight like crazy.
>>11231954
Thanks~
haven't had a chicken dinner in a while now.
come second a lot though.
>>11232034
Why dont you?
>>11231836
>>11231836
>>11232068
>>11232177
>>11232191
>>11232204
>>11232227
Mhmm~
>>11232265
>>11232295
>>11232334
>dem legs
>>11232329
>>11232334
oh lordy!
>>11232382
>>11232410
Sadly my last one.
>>11232476
Would you fuck a feminine asian man or one that had transitioned?
>>11232453
Thanks! We could do somepony else if you want.
>>11232502
Would you?
>>11232518
No
>>11232502
I'm strictly heterosexual
He would.
>>11232531
>>11232544
I'm more inclined to believe Dazza
>>11232588
What kind of nickname is Dazza?
>>11232621
Like bazza, but with more d
I started watching this show for the first time since 11th grade because of a guy I follow on Youtube
It's as good as I remembered desu which is surprising
Am I welcome in your pone thread
>>11232621
>>11232625
>>11232630
>Am I welcome in your pone thread
Of course! Welcome aboard!
>>11232630
sure. welcome
>>11232505
later on maybe lyra, but for now I've got to finish up the rest of my work.
>>11232656
Sounds good!
>>11232334
Show me the delicious cock
>>11232654
Hey Smokey, how're you?
>>11232625
>>11232648
Search bazza some weird furry kangaroo thing. What's it suppose to be a reference to?
>>11232689
You're looking too hard into it buzza
Typical of him.
>only 10:30
>already feeling tired
>>11232688
i'm good, just watching documentaries about ghosts. how are you?
>>11232706
>>11232719
How're you going at any rate?
>>11232728
I'm alright, just watching youtube currently. might play some pubg sooner or later.
Have you checked it out at all yet?
>>11232748
Oh, you know, same old.
>Male equivalent of a shazza, found only in Australia's white-trash hotspots.
>Short version of Barry, it's used exclusively by yobs, can be identified by the beergut, smell of fags, inability to speak without profanity, tendency to violence, footy obsession and packs of scrawny kids.
>Bazza: Oi Shazza. Get mi a fuckin' beer, the game's starting.
>Shazza: Get off ya fat ass and get it yaself.
>Bazza: Bloody useless bitch
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bazza
Kek
>>11232764
I disagree with the 'white trash' bullshit.
sounds like it was written by an sjw sort.
>>11232829
But is that a real term you use?
>>11232829
It sounds to me as though it's just describing Aussie rednecks.
I find absolutely nothing social justice-like in that paragraph.
fuck im high
>>11232886
Hey Fleur!
>>11232868
not often but I do use them yeah.
It's also used for me on the odd occasion as well.
Me n a mate are actually practicing this kinda shit for when we come to America desu.
we know most of the slang being natives but you don't hear it or use it much int he cities because people here are pompous.
>>11232909
That's awesome dude! You're practicing slang for America?
>>11232975
For specific interactions kek.
Literally to be dickheads and look like the cunts you see in movies.
Good example is that fucker in that nicholas cage movie, forget the name, but some cab driver kidnaps nikki's daughter and an aussie jumps into the cab.
That was over blown and hilarious to us, and we figured it'd be hilarious to do that kinda thing too.
>>11232891
herro.
god damn im high
>>11233029
Oh my gosh, lmao!
so many marijuanas
help
I woke up with a powerful urge to do unchristian things to sweetie belle's underage filly body
this has never happened before
>>11233108
movies called stolen, can't find that scene though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-ETq0TCUvQ
>>11233196
oh no
>inb4 filly thread and vagoos
>>11233259
>>11233272
???
>>11233243
that pic lmfao
>>11233220
How do I speak Aussie?
calling australian's white trash is redundant
Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYxlSDJZbn0
>>11233473
>>11233473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHMgXlugIU
heyyo its chijo
what are you peeps up too
>>11233243
>>11233585
>>11233611
these are old memes
>>11233665
I'm juggling 17 tabs... mostly /v/ threads... and might listen to some music in a little bit.
Yourself?
>>11233585
omg this is old I remember when this was before flash animation was a thing on 4chan
>>11233745
thought you meant tabs of acid for a second i was l like wew
i'm listening to music smoking and going to see if there is any booze in this house
noun just blocked me and made his profile private so fml
>>11232689
Bazza was the name of one of my old Aussie clanmates on World of Tanks.
Great guy. Can hold up well in a fight.
8/10 would play with again.
>>11233525
I don't really know how to describe it honestly.
just, I guess, be cheeky.
>>11233745
The only two scenarios where I'm between more than 4 tabs at a time is when I'm either
>a. Looking for porno
>b. 5 levels deep in some weird convoluted topic like that one time I wikiwalked from n-type mosfets to clock speed jumper sample rates
>>11233876
I'll usually have a fair few youtube links open first thing in a morning i'm not working.
netflix, bread, anything I'm studying/researching.
I'd say that I never have less than 2 open and rarely more than 10.
>>11233935
I grew up on a WinME machine with a 733 MHz Celeron and 128 MB of DDR for 10 years.
I never even had a tabbed browser for the most part, so I'm accustomed to single-session browsing.
>>11233807
Lol, I drink... and that's it. Dunno who noun is, but I'm sorry to hear that.
>>11233860
Sure, mate :P
>>11233876
>>11233935
Typically I'll have between 5-20 tabs open at a time. This is because I developed the habit of opening every link in a new tab and continuing to browse the page I'm currently on while letting things load in the background.
>>11233977
That makes sense.
>>11233994
I do that often as well.
>>11233994
drinking is niceu. Its alright if you did you'd think i'd be used to it
thanks for saying hi and acknowledging me at least
>>11234087
Glad to be of assistance!
24 hours. 24 episodes of the second season of Friends.
Time to download the third season.
>>11234022
And uhhh, that's partly why I use the thread watcher with big, obvious notificaitons... I lose track of the tabs.
>>11233347
i googled it and it said to submit a face to report pedophiles
>>11234273
I worry for your sanity
>>11234273
is friends really that good it's all you wanna do when you get back from work?
>>11234504
I don't have anything better to do other than throw what little money I have away.
>>11234474
Sanity is outlawed in my state
ew adult humans
>>11234687
ew underage fillys
>>11234731
I don't think you understand how this works
>>11234759
I dont think YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11231575
>>>/mlp/
Going back into the gulag in 8 hours.
>>11234790
look at this attractive fil
>>11234827
>under age lewd photos of child ponys
>>11234827
>look at this attractive fil
you spelled disgusting wrong
>>11234852
best photos
>>11234862
how is disgust
>>11234880
>>11234880
>vagoo
>underage
need I say more?
>>11234919
>>11234923
yall are just gay I guess
I think Chrome borked my NS. Fuuuuck
>>11234966
your nova scotia?
>>11234976
Yeah that's it
>>11234956
I like saliva strings
>>11234956
>>11234956
its ironic because that's what happens to Anons who are into CP and go to jail for it
>>11234983
nine sweeties?
Guys, I finally discovered what this means. Can anyone else identify this meme?
>>11234994
ic
>>11234998
>>11235011
no jail
only suicide
>>11235060
idk im at a loss for words
>>11235060
no?
>>11235053
YE-waaaaait, you're not getting me this time, Hansen
>>11235060
Frosted Butts.
>>11234298
Kek true true
>>11234317
Lol nice, did you?
>>11235088
it's okay
>>11235098
Raptor, what does >>11235060 mean?
>>11235101
Filly is not for sexual
I return with the Non Salvageables
>>11235116
but I wanna
>>11235172
filly is not for sexual
>>11235188
are you sure
how can you be sure
>>11235113
I cross two angle?
>>11235201
I'm as hard as a slug right now.
>>11235172
... not for sexual
>>11235235
>>11235256
I'm gonna try it anyway and see how it goes
>>11235078
>>11235085
>>11235088
>>11235218
>I'll be that guy and explain the joke.
>Tim Buckley was/is a shitty video game comic writer (Ctrl-Alt-Del) who couldn't make a joke without a giant wall of text and took his video game parody comics way too seriously for what they were.
>Two of the main characters fuck and the girl gets pregnant, and Buckley makes this ("Loss") to make some sort of hamfisted moral message about miscarriage or something. I don't know what his point was, but to everyone who wasn't guzzling his shit this was hilariously melodramatic even by his standards, so people went fucking nuts making photoshops of the comic.
>It got to the point where people got really abstract with it and just used lines to represent the characters in the comic.
>>>/v/388336121
They're called "CADBortions" or "Loss" parodies.
We're now all part of the cool kids club :P
>>11235282
Enjoy horse jail
>>11235285
uh huh
>>11235308
I bet they have horses in horse jail
Big pent up stallions in jail... Wtf I love fillies now.
Same.
>>11235326
i bet they're well endowed
>>11235352
>>11235384
>>11235387
fags
y'all need more fillies
>>11235423
Incorrect
>>11235423
Absolutely. Post to your heart's content.
>>11235423
yeah i need more filling
>>11235423
You need GROWN MARES
>>11235446
sorry this is the only way
>>11235461
what if I don't want to
>>11235482
I would ask who you are and what you did to Babs.
>>11235474
>>11235480
>>11235492
I don't think you're cured yet
more fils
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN8TcYUaeec
>insert comment regarding the sexual nature of fillies here
>>11235618
nice
that's what we like to see here
>>11235482
Incorrect Guess again
>>11235642
every day til you like it
>>11235676
lol I doubt it
>>11235716
you can't resist forever
>>11235683
moar
>>11235728
I can tho
But I can't resist legal mare pussy for long
Today marks 1 week of no-fap. Doing this for another week, and then another month after that.
Good night horse thread
Cucked by his own hand.
>>11235728
I think I can
More pics like this where she's staring into your soul
>>11235795
Night Smug
Night
>>11236009
Goodnight Ursha sleep well
>>11236009
good night ~
>>11236009
nini
I love
dick
>>11232630
*unzips dick*
>>11235285
yay a meme! I used to read ctrl alt del unironically. I stopped right around this point in time. it got awful.
>>11236292
I love dick
>>11236340
You want some?
>>11236340
I love poni.
>>11236403
Poni is best poni.
>>11236416
yeah nah,, pony is best pont
>>11236391
ruby youre too lewd 4 me
>>11236403
I love dogi
>>11236436
Offering you what you like is too lewd?
>>11236436
>chain
:c, sick moves tho pupper
>>11236503
I dint notice that before :c
oh well he doesn't seem to know
im bored
>>11236550
well.....stop being bored
>>11236602
dun know how
>>11236637
click on 5 suggested youtube videos in a row and watch it
>>11236650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNQUvvcCJoA
honestly I perfer health foods over stuff that most other people like I would totally go vegetarian if I didnt enjoy certain meats
All Im trying to say is that fruit and vegetables are god tier foods
>>11236637
watch the kim possible theme on repeat for an hour
>>11236693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Ljy5vJCyw
>>11236811
omg this is from the stupid ass dude who decided to shoot up a school and only killed like 3 people
and it took him like 51 shots
>>11236842
yep
>>11236893
Tbh I dont really think the columbine shooters did stuff that was all that bad
like its fucked that it happened but they had legit reasons to do it
spree killing peaked with breivik and it's been all downhill ever since
>>11236926
no kidding they were fucking shit on left and right
>>11236926
No, they didn't. If you're under the assumption that they were bullied losers that everyone was against, you're wrong. They had friends, they had relationships, they bullied people.
They were just assholes and psychos.
>buying into the bullied school shooter meme
LMAO
>>11236958
they legit had everyone in the school messing with them all the time as well as family problems
and they didnt kill anyone that didnt fuck with them which is why they killed fewer people than they could have
>>11236977
see above
Hahahahahahaha.
>>11237008
Next you will be going on about how Islamic terrorists only attack because of racist westerners, IF ONLY WE WERE MORE KIND.
>>11237008
people are assholes
Shooter lives matter.
>>11237028
Im not going to say that because Islamic terrorists are fueled by what their religon tells them is right and Islam as a whole needs a reform currently Islam cannot and should not exist in western culture
there is video evidence and testimonals of people at the school saying they fucked with them and that might be the reason they did what they did ,Im not condoning what they did Im just saying given their circumstances what they did must have made sense and if someone had figured out what they were trying to do they would have not done it and dealt with it in a more natural way
>>11237031
This is true
>>11237093
>>11237055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXcYPVEGOeI&index=10&list=PLYTrhoQ44KrwZQIBpGtadGsPPm9V6WrrJ
>>11237008
Again, you're wrong, and my opinion of you goes down further the more I hear of your stupidity in believing such trite misinformation.
They were just as big of assholes to everyone else as "everyone" else was to them. They weren't martyrs or social pariahs that were good kids at one point. They were edgy cunts that planned the attack for a year before going into action.
The majority of the people killed or wounded weren't personal bullies of the two, they were just random students caught in their line of fire.
They weren't heroes. They weren't justified losers, and even if they were, no child or high school kid deserves to have his brain blown out because he was an asshole.
They didn't do it because they felt like they were justified. They did it because they wanted to be remembered.
Pushing this dumb as fuck "If you're bullied you'll turn psycho and shoot up the school" mindset is a bunch of damaging bullshit, and you're a god damn retard for believing it.
>>11237093
>They didn't kill anyone that didn't fuck with them
>Tons of people still alive gave testimony that they did it because they fucked with them.
There's tons of testimony that the pair were just edgy fuckfaces who were doing it for their own personal reasons, not because they were "bullied" or "forced" into it.
>someone had figured out what they were trying to do they would have not done it and dealt with it in a more natural way
If someone had found out about it they would have been thrown into fucking juvie. They weren't looking for a solution to their problems. They were nihilistic edgy fucktards who played too much Doom and shot up a bunch of innocent kids because they wanted to be remembered and talked about after death.
>>11237137
lol this dude had serious problems
like if youre going to shoot up a school do it the right way man
>>11237165
He shot up a fucking convenience store you mong.
>>11237008
>>11237165
dumbass
>>11237164
well shite lets drop the subject man if its making you this upsetti spagetti theres no reason to continue the conversation
you're right Im wrong okay :)
>>11237137
THIS STUPID FUCKING GHOST FUCK KEEPS GOING ON ABOUT HIS GHOST WAIFU FOMR A NICKELODEON CARTOON ASKING WHERE SHE IS MAKE HIM STOOOOOOP
>buying into leftist narratives where they co-opt peoples actions posthumously into victimizing the person so they can push an agenda of "bullying is bad :(((("
>>11237093
You are buying into a narrative that is made by the exact same people that say that Islamic shit.
Of course you're going to have a bunch of people talking about messing with them after, people are baited into feeling guilty and then rating their actions as being far more important than they really are. These people in reality did barely anything, but are convincing themselves that they were an actual factor so they can narcissistically feel guilty about it like fucking retards.
Eric wasn't significantly bullied, he was a cunt, he just hated the world and people. That doesn't mean that people bullied him.
>Y has problem with X
>Clearly X has wronged Y
This implies that Y can not ever criticize X without X wronging Y, which is fucking retarded. This is a really basic view on the world that retards use to try and understand things without thinking about it too much.
>>11237207
>>11237238
>>11237244
everyone calm down
obviously I was wrong and said stuff I didnt know enough about lets just chill out and calm down
>>11237240
I'm glad you've admitted your mass retardation on the subject. Kindly never try to justify the actions of mass murderers murdering children again.
>>11237304
jesus why kick me when Im down mate
I never one attacked your character so why must you do that to me?
>>11237242
>>11237303
how can i become calm if i am already in a state of calm????
r u projecting @ me?
>>11237304
hey man
just because they weren't bullied doesn't mean they weren't justified :^)
>>11237345
yes
CALM THREAD TIME
How can I be calm when my butthole is bleeding?
>>11237322
Because I took personal offense from your words. They weren't directed at me, no, but the belief that being bullied and having a rough social life is justification to murder your peers, many of those who had no part in it, is so stupid that it physically infuriates me.
Hundreds of million of children are bullied every year in schools, and not even 1% of them go on shooting sprees because of it. The fact that you'd say what the Columbine shooters did "wasn't all that bad" or "had legit reasons for doing it" just because you've read some sob story documentaries about it makes my blood boil. Children were fucking murdered in cold blood because these two assholes wanted to be talked about after death. And you fucking say they died for a good reason because of it?
You should know by know that if a nigger says some stupid as hell shit, he's gonna get called out on it.
>>11237405
>>11237322
it's alright mate, he just forgot to turn off auto retaliate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJhrlxUUSIU
i view arguments as a bad thing and UNHEALTHY
which means if we can all ignore confronting eachother at all times and just chilled out it would be a good thing because less arguments would happen and thus that is a health society
these 10 year olds on roblox figured that out, if only our politicians could too, we would all live in harmony
ur wrong
>>11237541
calm down
>>11237421
whos this anon anyways?
>>11237436
lol
>>11237552
okey sory :)
>>11237572
much better, good work, proud of you
hope u have a wonderful day
>>11237541
>>11237585
What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you want?
whoa
ur right
lol look at this drawing my little sister drew for me
( ) ( ) :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::(-)
>>11237578
>>11237628
ASCII CP is still CP
>>11237636
lul
>>11237625
ur gay
>>11237665
ur straight
>>11237636
Dont' joke man, we don't need to give our guberment any more ideas.
:O
>>11237679
:|
(。‿。)
(。â•â•®ï½¡)
ʚ⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू)
ɾ◉⊆◉ɹ
Why these horses?
>>11237850
Why not
They are not showing their massive penises.
I dont have any pictures like that
My apologies
WELL OKAY
Should we tell him Pasta?
>>11237876
-hug-
>>11237877
Tell him what?
Really killing the thread boner here.
>>11237885
No more blood has come out
Body temperature measured in my armpit was 36.7 Celsius
But I have a horrible headache
Spontaneous panic attacks come and go but they feel horrible
My fucking rear end is swollen
And my left butt cheek feels weird
And my colon feels swollen as well
>>11237905
Then everything is fine, the headache is unrelated, if it were light headedness, it would be though
Give it time to heal
>rear end is swollen
I don't even anymore.
YOU DID BEFORE?
Yes? Who hasn't had a little bit of butt blood? rofl
This rear end swelling whatever this is, might be the dreaded ass cancer.
>>11237885
I guess we'll just keep it our secret.
>>11237905
Today and last night's threads have been weird.
No, not that. NEVER MIND.
>>11237950
that could explain why he didn't feel any pain
Did Canon say he was going somewhere, I realized I haven't seen him in awhile?
Stick a finger up your butt and feel around and see if you can feel something hard on the walls of your anus. If you're lucky, he just fucked you so hard he caused to blood to clot a bit and gave you a hemorrhoid.
Yes, poke around at it.
>>11237982
My prostate feels really swollen and a bit hard.
>>11237990
I've been doing that all day long to see if there is more blood in there.
You've been fingering your ass worriedly all day long, wondering why things are starting to swell up.
What I do with my Saturdays is none of your business.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=BBC9xP65ztQ
I have ascended into a dimension of all smiles.
>>11237956
If I didn't had an excessive amount of time and I didn't felt horny all of this would have been avoided
But if a learned something in these 26 hours is that lube is really important for sexual intercourses
>>11238030
Well it's not like I'm fist fucking my buttt.
Just a finger and that's all nothing too crazy...
>>11238035
>>11238056
Yes.
>>11238044
Yes, you probably shouldn't let guys who are in relationships and don't kiss you because it's "gay" to fuck you in the ass either.
>>11238062
Oh well there is that thanks for the reminder
But it is just really hard to get some that isn't too obvious about being gay
"Straight" guy are a bit more subtle about it
>>11237972
its been like a day