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HG THREAD
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>>11228431
I'm gonna say this is the new thread.
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>>11228431
>>11228392
>the scruffy warrior gingerly takes the gift from the giddy girl
Kharjo travels the roads of Skyrim, little lady. He guards the caravan and has not the time to return home.
>he places the bow at the base of his left ear in jest
But he will treasure your gift. It was offered in kindness and Kharjo feels warmness from your presence. Thank you.
>The bow is sure to be safely secured in his satchel later, along with his other treasures. But for now it will adorn his ear.

>>11228400
A friend must be agreed upon by both, Khajiit asks that you show yourself.
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See what happened over the last few weeks

http://imgur.com/a/q8uPl
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scrub-a-dub-dub
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>>11228508
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>>11228523
It's too depressing. All of my avas are below 1000 and it sucks.
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>>11228497
And then what
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>>11228569
Uh... W..We move to this one?
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>>11228564
(Kharjo is not a Kemono Friend, silly.)
A talking doll? Khajiit is not sure what to make of you.
>he's wary, but not hostile
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>>11228338
(There's nobody there.)
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>>11228612
It's probably best if you don't.
I got matched with someone who I'm 90% sure tried to link me a virus..
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>>11228649
Must have just been a (((coincidence)))
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>>11228600
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Does anyone know when the next steamsale is going to be?
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>>11228671
halloween probably
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>>11228577
What's the next step of your master plan
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>>11228661
I wouldn't put it past you fucks
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>>11228668
Stop molesting the cat.

>>11228686
Right, that's closer than I feared, nice.
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goodmorning
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>>11228508
>Star squeals with joy when he puts the bow on, bouncing around a bit in excitement. She steps back and forms a frame around his head with her fingers, laughing to herself.
Now isn't that quite the sight? I'm sure you're enemies won't expect it and you can get them while they're surprised! Wait! I know what's missing!
>The bubbly princess pulls her wand out again, tapping it against her head and changing her own hairstyle. Suddenly, a pink bow similar to Kharjo's own appears in her hair.
Now we match! Like a team!


>Sorry about the slowness, phoneposting is quite the task for me.
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>>11228732
I love you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kiKPYz16l7A
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>>11228776
>hugs your boots
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>>11228764
>roleplaying while phoneposting

I know the pain, it's not one I would wish my most hated enemies to suffer. I'll never be popular.
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>>11228776
liar
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>>11228794
>going to be a long term phoneposter after next month
End me
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>>11228788
>Walks all over
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>>11228794
>not carrying a bluetooth keyboard with you
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>>11228776
That's a pretty bold claim
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>>11228811
>I'd enjoy this
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>>11228764
Jesus christ I can't even type single sentences while phoneposting without getting a fucking headache
How are you doing this

>>11228776
I wanna fuck your taste in music
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>>11228806
Yeah I'm fuckin with ya

>>11228826
One more?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sxJFjO4Skgo
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>>11228732
Morning.
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>>11228826
Not him but I use voice recognition to fill in basic sentences and fill in whatever else I want. It's still crap but it beats fighting a losing battle with autocorrect
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>>11228826
Phoneposting is horrible. You get kind of used to it though when you have no other way to post.
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>>11228732
Good evening to you as well.
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>>11223671
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>>11228859
Turn autocorrect off. It helps a lot.
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>>11228794
>I do it because I've unconsciously built up my Star folder on my phone to miles better than the one on my computer.

>>11228826
>Months of practice.
>It's far from my best stuff but it's something.
>I'm a bit slow still but whatever.
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Get on omegle with the "hg" tag.
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>>11228818
>massages your paws
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First 26? 36? 48?
Doesn't matter. You know the drill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
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>>11228764
>he grins a rather toothy grin
Khajiit is sneaky. They won't hear him coming at all. And when they see him, they will be stunned.
>he pats the little one's fluffy hair
We would make the best team.

>>11228776
(That's a good song.)
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>>11228910
Inkling
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>>11228888
Well I can't deny those hitler quads, Anon. But in my defense it helps me often with my ESL shitterness.
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>>11228910
Eddy
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>>11228910
Scyther
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>>11228910
Bondrewd
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>>11228910
Popeye
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>>11228910
Zer0

>>11227571 (10k, but I have no idea if he's still here)
>Zer0 reappears outside of the Arena, knife embedded in the side of his helmet. He calmly grabs the handle and slides it out the side of his head. The wound heals itself almost instantly as the assassin examines the throwing knife. Then, he hands it back to 10k.
No harm, no foul.

>>11227476
>The assassin takes the wallet in exchange and thumbs through the bills, them appearing to be U.S. dollars that he's seen before. A lot of them, too, it seems: "$$$".
>Once he's finished counting, he slides the wallet into a pocket on his bodysuit and looks up at 10k: "K1LL".
Show me who to kill.
Point of in the direction
of these so-called Z's.

>>11228794
>I do it at work. It's not terrible.
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>>11228910
Aron
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>>11228910
Gowasu
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>>11228910
Kharjo
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>>11228910
Steve Albini
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>>11228910
Lancer
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>>11228910
Ikkun
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>>11228910
Blizzard Chaser
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>>11228910
Kyouko Sakura
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>>11228910
Iori Minase
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>>11228910
Mitsuki Nase
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>>11228910
Gas the Horsefags
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>>11228910
Mouse Princess
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>>11228910
Lum!
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>>11228933
You can still use the word suggestion option that predicts what you are typing and puts it above the keyboard. It will only change to the word if you tap the word. No autocorrect failures.
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>>11228910
Vic Viper
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>>11228910
Hanma Baki
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>>11228854
:ok_hand:
Love shit like this
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>>11228910
Akashi
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>>11228910
FYXE
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>>11228950
I try it at work too but it's not so easy for me, I suppose.
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>>11229018
I'm doing that but I still need to change word suggestion to English instead of my native language. Thanks for the reminder, my man.
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>>11228910
Araragi Koyomi
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Something tells me the whole squad's here.
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>>11228910
Star Butterfly

>>11228911
>She smiles at the petting, letting him ruffle her hair as she hears an announcement.
Whoops! Looks like a game is starting, catch you on the other side buddy.
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>>11228910
Elias Ainsworth
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>>11229047
No problem, anon I may know.
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>>11228910
Jeb!
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SOMEONE IS COMING BACK

IT IS THE APOCALYPSE
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>>11228910
Merkarva
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>>11228910
Hanbei
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>>11229064
Swap out gas the horsefags for >>11229065

I only have the one image, but here's the other filler I stole from you as proof that I entered it
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>>11228910
Marjane Satrapi
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>>11229064
Phew that was close...
Let's get it on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPbmXkmxexM
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Just give me like 5 more.
Damn you guys picking the worst time to join.
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>>11229064
>>11228992
>>11229056
If you don't bump it give my spot to this loser, It'd be more fun to watch him die than to win it myself.
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>>11228948
>>11229064
>>11229066
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>>11229080
N-NANI?!
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>>11228910
Misfit Regiment
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>>11229064
Begin.
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>>11229107
XXXTENTACION
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>>11229080
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FYYYYYYYYXE
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>>11229107
Kurosawa
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>>11229107
Doppelganger Arle
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>>11229007
Where can I watch the Kara no Kyoukai movies online?
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>>11229132
Nice taste.
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>>11229080
Who?
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>>11229107
>S-sorry Reigen.
>I'm gonna step out for a bit so feel free to give my spot away.
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One more guuuys.

>>11229132
Man I really need to remind myself to read this. I always forget.
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>>11229107
Knuckles
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>>11229137
No them, but https://9anime.to/search?keyword=kara+no+kyoukai ?
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>>11229128
ANOOOOOOOOOON

'Sup!
What do you want/need?
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>>11229065
>he gives a short bow
May we meet as the last two, and may one of us then eat so much they burst.
>he laughs, equally short
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>>11229111
How about you stay in as well so I get a first line seat to see you get your ass kicked?
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>>11229161
I'd let you eat me Kharjo
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>>11229107
Gascoigne
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Alright check this REAL roster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM
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>>11229156
Were you on Omegle last night
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>>11229107
Pokeball tits
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>>11229166
Oh, you just gonna watch? Figures you wouldn't have the balls to do anything yourself.
I do, though.. So you better pray I don't see you in the arena.
>>11229179
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>>11229179
>>11229032
>>11229177
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Potato chips or cookies?
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>>11229181
Huh. No. I've never used it in fact.
Why?
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>>11229179
>Knux checks out the roster, making sure everything is all clear for him as he gives the host a thumbs-up.
Looks good to me! Let's go!
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>>11229212
cookies
no contest
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>>11229212
Cookies!
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cafe next to house is perfect
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>>11229179
Ready to roll!
>>11229212
>Depends on which type of chips and cookies.
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>>11229212
what brand of chips?
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>>11229217
Hmmmmm there goes my theory
Back into hiding I go
>dies
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>>11229197
shut the fuck up shion
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>>11229179
>>11229197
Nice stick you got there, little girl. You do know how to wield it? Incase you don't: Stick em with the pointy end usually does the trick.
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>>11229153
Fucking nice, anon. Thanks a lot!
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>>11229212
It depends on the chips, but 9/10 times, cookies.
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>>11229197
Keep saying things like that and I might kick it myself! But let's be honest, you'll probaby die like an idiot before I even get the chance.
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>>11229208
...You have my thanks for this. Hopefully, it won't go to waste as quickly as the last time.
>>11229212
>Cookies.
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Alright then folks, let's get goi--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P24j3iBY7vQ

oh no.

>>11229212
Yes.
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>>11229212
pretzels
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>>11229238
Tcch you can't leave me hanging after saying all that stuff you know?
Alright...
Rest in peace...
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>>11229267
I think he wants to bang you.
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>>11229238
I'm not him, anon.
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>>11229259
>Zer0 leaps out into the room first and skids to a stop. However, he suddenly blanks on what phrase he recited for the occasion, and just says the first one that comes to mind:
Eat fresh.
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>>11229259
Everybody knows that Jeb! is the best power ranger.
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>>11229259
>Star Butterfly befriending Kharjo
>Star Butterfly telling Popeye not to touch her cat
>Popeye touching her cat anyway

AMBER ALERT, AMBER ALERT!!!
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>>11229259
Finally.
My dream has come true.
I'm a real JRPG hero.
I bet I'm actually the reincarnation of an old princess from the future pulled into the past and the dogman vilain is actually my father which is in fact myself.
What the fuck am I saying...
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>>11229259
Yeah...dogmen. You sure this isn't a clever insult directed against me?
>The blueman shrugs
Wouldn't be the first vicious hound I slaughtered.
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>>11229212
(Chips, too much cookies makes me sick)
>>11229259
>Knuckles punches his way through a wall from the other room and does the best pose he can possibly think of.
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>>11229280
You're you? The real you?
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>>11229274
Well... That's a given. But I'm sure there is more to him than that.
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Who do you hate and why?
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>>11229259
Not usually my type of weapon but I'm sure I'll be able to save some ammo this way on those that don't pose much of a threat.
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10PM CST
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>>11229332
I don't hate anyone. Hell, I don't even dislike anyone. Negativity is a poison
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>>11229259
>No one knows how I survived, even I wonder how I survived that beast, but all I knew is that I need to drag this thing out of the tent, so that I can weep myself to sleep over the pain that has just occured.
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>>11229266
Aikawa no.
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>>11229332
Myself lol
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>>11229327
Depends if you are my Stranger.
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>>11229330
Why is it a given?
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>>11229347
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>>11229259
A-A Dreamshade?
>She wildly slashes around herself until her blade strikes a creature, pinning it against the wall.
Never thought I'd see one of you in this place... Nevertheless, it won't take me long to kill you.
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>>11229241
>Wha

>>11229244
The fuck?! I probably know how to use one of these better than you do asshole, don't go tryin' to lecture me!

>>11229250
Yeah you keep hoping that, we both know you just want the easy way out of fightin' me.
Don't worry, I wont judge too~ much, coward.

>>11229259
>Kyouko doesn't strike any stupid fucking poses, she just stands there stiff as a board for a moment before walking off.
You didn't tell me what I was signing up for...
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>>11229347
I call bullshit but I will be there.
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Damn guys, slow down. You're never THIS violent!

>>11229309
He's a madman.
He can't be stopped.

>>11229332
dogmen.
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>>11229347
Bullshit
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>>11229347
false
l
a
g
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>>11229367
We need some kind of codeword or something
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>>11229347
Please be the real seth
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>>11229321
>Zer0 watches the echinda punch his way through the wall next to him, showering him in plaster, before he poses. It's a lot more mediocre than the assassin's self-thought graceful entrance and pose, so he just shakes his head at Knuckles, helmet beaming out "X" in bright red light.

>>11229386
>The assassin is glad he is not a horsefag given who his savior is.
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>>11229371
Because I'm sexy and...and...
Ok I don't know why, I just wanted to sound cool. Happy, Socrates?
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>>11229386
>(A bug looks like a dog to you, Ray Gun? You blind?)
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>>11229386
>I couldn't stare at anyone after what I survived the first day, I simply ran, letting the other people that were near me to deal with the ambushers, I didn't know what to do.

>Eh, this doesn't feel right, gonna go third person again.
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>>11229379
>Sets a box of donuts on the ground in front of you
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>>11229347
Seth is dead, leave him alone.
>>
>mfw Seth is Star Butterfly
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>>11229379
>Upon getting a mouthful of the ginger girl, Lancer gives out a ''Hot damn'' whistle

Did I hit a sensitive spot, sweetcheeks? I was only askin' if you knew how to stick them with it. Wouldn't want a cute one like you get a boo-boo or something.
Tell ya what. If you want to have a go at me in this match, give it all you got.
>>
should I fag Coolcat?
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>>11229347
>midnight
I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway
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>>11229332
Eggman, for tricking me not one, not twice, BUT THREE TIMES!
Gotta give him props though he's really good at deception.
>>11229386
>Knuckles yells out in pain as the girl breaks his pinkie finger with little more than a bottlecap. Knuckles is pissed, but also kind of impressed.
Jeez, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR!?
>>11229402
>Knuckles at the man and his father ridiculous pose, before walking off and muttering under his breath;
Tryhard....
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>>11229386
I know the song that is referencing!

Oingo Boingo - Private Life

It seems Jeb! always ends up wandering by himself doing nothing in these HG rounds.
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>>11229455
Make it a dual ava with Daddy Derek
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>>11229379
That's it, you've done it now, you better get ready for an ass kicking like you've never seen before.
>>11229386
It must be hard to ambush someone when you have a bag of bones rattling all the time and giving your position away.
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Oh my fucking go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePWNmLP0Z0
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>>11229476
my physical body is too weak to handle that
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>>11229386
Gill them?
>She feels at her neck, noticing the fish-like appendages that had grown.
H-How did...?
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>>11229485
Jesus christ, how horrifying.
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>>11229485
>Zer0 watches all the chaos unfold from afar, perched on a tree branch: "...".
Death.
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>>11229485
>The Scyther, indifferent to the whole thing, sees dead people to feast on, so he goes to it.
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>>11229407
It is good to have confidence in your self-image. Why do you think you're sexy? What about your image gives you this pride and joy?
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>>11229485
Oh you have got to be kidding m-
>Rank E Luck. As is tradition, Lancer dies again. Horribly
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>>11229485
>How did this happen? Who done did it? Where is the murder weapon? As with the little Iranian girl manages to murder a creature in the beginning, no one knows, and no one will ever know
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how big is your dick, hg?
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>>11229485
>Knuckles has no time to react to the stand power, and before his little echidna brain can even process what the hell is going on, his nothing more than ash when time returns.
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>>11229538
1.5 inches hard, but that's very very difficult to do
i've listened to so much erotic hypnosis i'm destined to stay as a limp-dicked cockaholic forever
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>>11229485
>Araragi sits next to the pile of body parts which includes Kyouko's dismembered corpse
Well, I knew I wouldn't get the chance to do it myself...
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d... What happ--

OH MY GOD FYXE
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>>11229538
About 7 inches. Why?
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>>11229386
It's been a while, but I think I still know how to do this..

>>11229418
>Picks it up and takes it with her
Best sponsor gift I've gotten so far.

>>11229443
No shit know how to "stick em", and I didn't learn how from some asshole like you tryin' to teach me.
You're lucky I'm knocked out of the arena now I'd knock your fuckin' teeth in for talkin' down to me!

>>11229485
>>11229483
You got your wish, you must feel pretty damn lucky huh...?
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>>11229538
Depends on who all is posting
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>>11229578
>(Not sure if ded or not.)
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>>11229538
Which one?
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>>11229578
>Zer0 is understandably flustered by the ginormous dog titties. He tries to look away, but his helmet isn't making his reaction subtle in the least: "8===D".
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>>11229587
Is that a challenge, shortstuff? Careful what you wish for. Cute girl or not. A fight's a fight and I never cut anyone some slack.
So how about it? You against me. Handsome devil versus a kitten with claws. That's going to be one for the books!
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>>11229578
>>
>>11229587
>Yanks the box away with a string that was attached to the box
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Man, it's the feast already.

>>11229599
>Leans in and hosts a LISA game in your ear.

>>11229606
Well, it's tomorrow and I don't see you so I'm going to hazard a guess and say ded.
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>>11229578
Okay, before I leave to do this, I need to know, what do they look like? And more importantly, are they dangerous?
>>11229587
What? Why would I? I wanted to touch, I mean, kick your ass myself.
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>>11229578
Now, now. This won't do at all, I can't bring back something like this. What a shoddy place you've put us in, host, a half stocked library with incomplete books.
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>>11229654
>Anywhere around Zer0 is the danger zone, yes, but Araragi apparently had enough balls to take him down in the assassin's own territory.
>>
>starts jerking off
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>>11229654
>Teleports inside Suzi's ear
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>>11229654
>Reigen
Oooh~ F-fuck....
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>>11229654
Jeb! has no need for feasts when he has gauc!
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>>11229578
Strike, Ground, Bite, Ferocity - We meet again old friend.
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>>11229521
Are... Are you working for a tabloid or something?
Look, I don't put much thought into my words and actions... I mean, not trying to sound arrogant but...
Ahem. Cute face, big breasts and all the package. Aren't those what all the girls are aiming for?

>>11229578
I probably did something really awesome but I can't open the slide. It feels so bad...
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>>11229656
...Wait, what did you say there at first?

>>11229625
What, you mean right here...? You've got a lotta nerve trying to pick a fight with me outside of the arena, ya know that?
>Kyouko flips her spear up to face the guy, giving him a confident grin
But I'm not gonna pass up an opportunity to put an asshole like you in his pl-
>>11229641
>Kyouko watches the box in surprise, hurrying after it once the shock wears off
Ah shit!
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>>11229715
>The box continues to slowly drag across the ground away from Kyouko, as if it was possessed
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>>11229654
>(That slide was really confusing, Ray Gun.)
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>>11229654
>losing before Jeb!
Ah, a skilled swordswoman. I would say she has what it takes to reach number one if she keeps this level of performance.
>>
>>11229707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvHORXS5Xms
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>>11229707
You showed these.
>Zer0's helmet projection again changes: "(_._) (_._)".
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>>11229707
You flashed your tits to distract them and escape.

But what about what's underneath the big tits and cute face? What about your personality do you think attracts people? Surely you don't think it's only physical.
>>
>>11229707
You flashed your sweater zepplins at 2 guys n a girl.
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>>11229687
Enjoying the wax?
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HOLY SHIT FYXE YOU MADMAN!!!

>>11229689
>Enters Rinoa
>She wins again
>Gives even more achievements
>You like this

>>11229707
Oh yeah, you did something epic.
>>
feet feet I love feet mmmm feet lick lick
>Shion
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>>11229654
>running at full speed, Araragi jumps and kciks the assassin's head right off
>>11229715
Kick, definitely kick, why do you ask?
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>>11229756
Me on the left and right
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>>11229761
gee, i wonder who this could be
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>>11229726
>Kyouko quickly gets tired of the chase and chucks her spear at the box, trying to pin it to the ground.

>>11229764
Ah sorry, I thought I heard you say; "Please hurt me Kyouko, I'm really asking for it!"
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>>11229715
>He cannot help but laugh as the red haired speargirl chases after a box on a string. Despite there being quite some distance between them, he nevertheless shouts after Kyouko

You can find me by the docks if you still want to knock my teeth out, ginger!

>And back to fishing he goes, eagerly awaiting the challenge he has been given
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>>11229756
You can't run from Jeb! forever...
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Oh hey it's peace.

All in favor of me skipping it say "I accept this challenge."
>>
>>11229785
>The spear pierces the box, keeping the box in place but also ruining a few donuts
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>>11229764
>As Zer0's head flies into the sky, his neck stump showcases frayed wires and metal support beams, with electricity shooting out of it. As smoke begins to pour out of the neck, the body collapses and falls to the ground before disappearing.
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>>11229784
Tell us. I legit want to know so I can filter their avas.
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>>11229797
I can't understand what you're trying to say... You can stop now... Actually, please stop.
>>11229785
What kind of masochist do you take me for? There's no way I'd say something like that.
>>11229808
Oh, so it was a robot... Now wonder it sucks at fighting.
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No takers?
If I skip the peace the game will be over...
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>>11229756
Aww c'mon! This is mere child's play in comparison to what I've done: I purposely jumped off cliffs and dove off skyscrapers to enhance my reaction time. The worst I'll ever endure from this is a gash on the knee.
>>
>>11229747
>>11229738
>>11229756
Oh... Okay.
Well... Was it really me thought? From an psychological standpoint, if I don't have any memories of it, then... it means...
Shit.

>>11229737
This is the kind of atmosphere I needed for this lonely night....

>>11229741
... I'm happy go lucky? I've got good musical tastes? I always smile...
Heh look, I don't want to dig too much into my psyche. Some stuff are best left alone. Carl Jung can say anything, but me and my shadow and in good terms and I want it to stay like this.
...
Want a beer?
>>
>>11229812
Its Shion, he even signed it at the bottom of his post
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Oh well it ends next slide anyways.
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>>11229787
>Kyouko yells back as she chases after the phantom donut box
You can count on it, asshole...!

>>11229806
>Once she reaches the prized box she reaches down and pulls one out and takes a bite out of it, eyeing the string as she chews. Suddenly, she reaches down and grabs the string and yanks on it as hard as she can, pulling whoever was behind this towards her and revealing them.

>>11229834
Must just be my imagination.. Lucky you. Try and make sure you speak more clearly from now on, alright?
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>>11229857
>that Jeb! event
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beep beep
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>>11229850
You go straight to alcohol when you feel insecure and challenged. Is that because alcohol loosens inhibitions and allows you to push towards a situation you're more comfortable with in which focus is back on your physical body as the other person becomes more drunk and lecherous?
>>
>>11229834
>>11229858
JUST FUCK ALREADY
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>>11229878
FUCK A SHEEP
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>>11229857
JEB
E
B
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>>11229852
>believing such shit tier bait
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL5spALs-eA
>>
>>11229897
You're taking this pretty hard, aren't you
>>
>>11229890
do not fuck the smol sheep cleric
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>>11229903
JEB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>11229838
>Araragi chases the little girl all over the arena
Come on~! Let me give you a hug, I promise I won't hurt you!
>>11229857
Y-You'll let me win, right? I can't lose her soul, she'd kill me...
>>11229858
I always speak clearly, you're the one with hearing problems so don't put the blame on me.
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Heh.

>>11229056
>>11229056
>>11229056
>>11229056

Nice.
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>>11229903
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>>11229834
>The assassin waits for the man to respawn outside of the Arena before he approaches him to challenge this claim.
You should watch your tongue.
You underestimate me.
I kill more than you.
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>>11229903
>>11229926
Are you fucking serious?
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>>11229926
Kek.
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>>11229926
>The little girl wakes up, laying on the ground, not on her bed like the first time, as she wondered why she is here, she lifts her head and looks around the place, before laying back down, tired.

>Thanks for hosting and congratulations to the victor
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Oh how I love hosting.
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>>11229903
Damnit I thought my wings were grown enough....

>>11229926
Congrats on the win dude. And thanks for the game Reigen-sama.


>Can you guys rig it so I die early please?
>Waiting to come second or third sucks.
>>
Where did it all go wrong?
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>>11229879
N-No! I proposed you a beer because I'm polite and... and beer is good way to bond with people! That's when you can truly be yourself
Sorry Lacan but I know what you're trying to do. I'm not insecure. I'm the best because I believe it, and I believe it because it's true...
...
Next time you're gonna imply I wear clothes like this for attention and not because they're comfy to wear.

>>11229926
Have pity on me and use jpg next time.... ;_;
Congratulations
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(Is there a guide somewhere on hosting, like there is on screencapping? I'm not planning on doing it anytime soon, but it could be interesting to read through.)
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>>11229926
Congratulations.

>>11229958
Thank you.
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>>11229926
>>11229939
That's what you deserve for thinking you can talk down on me, idiot.

Thanks for the game, psychic.
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do not wake the sleepy awoo
she worked hard for this comfy sleep
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>>11229903
>>11229926
>>11229958
Well, that was a game, I suppose.
Thanks for hosting, host, and congratulations to the winner.
>>
>>11229963
Legends tell of a discord built to help people host.
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>>11229971
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>11229958
Thank you for the opportunity to prove my worth, host.
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>>11229963
Basics
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>>11229962
Don't call me Lacan. Call me FP. You know why?
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>>11229958
>4 kills? Jesus

>>11229959
>Yeah sure, bro, I'll have you die early in the beach.

>>11229963
>Go to this website http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
>and start it, bro
>>
>>11229959
But what a way to go, it's such a Star Butterfly thing to do.
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>>11229971
*wakes the sleepy awoo*
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>>11229980
why
she just wanted to do a sleepy sleep
>>
>>11229960
the wrong kid died
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>>11229987
... Because your name is too long to be pronounced properly so you use two letters instead?
Happens a lot with german names.
>>
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>>11229958
Got a lot further than I thought I did. Must have been a very quick match after I passed. Wonderful performance, boy.
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>>11229971
>fucks the awoo silently
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>>11229963
There's a pastebin that I use. I'm not at my computer but if you're around later I'll give you it.
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>>11229963
here https://hgtools.neocities.org/
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>>11229958
You don't even deserve a thanks.
>Thanks tho

>>11229969
Yeah yeah alright, have your fun while you can... You won this round, I guess.
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>>11230006
Because I'm fucking with you.
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>>11229933
Of course you kill more than me, you're an assassin aren't you? If you didn't it would mean you don't only suck at fighting, but also at your job.
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>>11229971
>blasts their horn by the awoo's ear.
>>
What's you favorite alcoholic drink, HG?
>>
>>11230027
root beer
>>
>>11230027
A BEER
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>>11230027
Water
>>
>>11229963
Give me your discord tag and I'll teach you
>>
>>11230027
Sunny D
>>
>tfw you're fucking woke

>>11230027
Arrogant Bastard
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>>11229963
If only you had joined discord. Hmmm.
>>
>>11230027
Banana juice
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>>11230020
Fox?
Oh damn I didn't know you had become a psychanalist. Time sure flies...

>>11230027
German blonde beer
>>
>Anyone hosting next?
>>
Time to restart
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>>11229975
>>11230037
(Please, no more discords.)

>>11229984
>>11229991
(Thank you.)

>>11230015
(I'll be around for another three to four hours from now.)

>>11230016
(Wh-What is all this?)

>>11230045
(:thinking:)
>>
>>11230027
non-alcoholic sangria
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>>11230060
Funny is funny.
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>>11230018
So... Does that mean you'll show me the respect I deserve now?
>>
>>11230067
>(Wh-What is all this?)
Tools for hosting, there are descriptions on each
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>>11229963
https://pastebin.com/e5V1SUPe
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>>11230067
Seriously though there's a discord full of hg's hosts that are there to help with events, winscreens and stuff
>>
I just slept for 13 hours what the fuck man
>>
>>11230027
I don't drink alcohol all that much.
>>
>>11230027
I don't drink alcohol. Can I get a different question?
>>
>>11230083
>>11230067
Don't trust that fucker, he wants to get you into the cancer discord.
They do nothing but circlejerk and meme.
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>>11230075
Yeah... None!
>Kyouko snickers as she puts her hands in her pockets and walks past Ragi, bumping his shoulder on the way as she exits the thread
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>>11230027
Whiskey and coke/Rum and coke
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>>11230099
What made you decide to be such a straight-edge square?
>>
>>11230083
It's actually Hoshi's own discord group disguised as a hosting group because no one would join it otherwise.
>>
>>11230067
please tell me there is porn of this anime girl
>>
>>11230102
>Pushes out the door
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>>11230073
Sure thing. Hey, I hope life's been kind to you and all.
>>
>>11230027
Depends, I make/know of many various mixtures. Most of which I've had a hand in making.
Probably Green Dragon
>>
>>11230114
not him but I don't drink alcohol because of how it fucked up my mom
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>>11230100
can i join?
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>>11230114
I didn't. I just don't like the taste of alcohol.
>>
>>11230027
Kraken or Captain Morgan's.
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>>11230142
Nobody likes the taste, you drink to get drunk.
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>>11230123
About as well can be expected. I hope you've been working on a more sensible wardrobe. Must get cold.
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>>11230102
>>11230121
Y-You little...!
>Araragi runs after the little idiot girl and smacks her on the back of the head before the anon pushes her out
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>>11230027
Can't go outside the wire without a bottle of Southern Comfort
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>>11230021
Fighting and killing
can often go hand in hand.
And you say I suck.

>>11230027
>Can't drink, stomach issues.

>>11230061
>I think you're good.
>>
>>11230148
underage b& detected
>>
>>11230148
Maybe if you're a teenager. It's an acquired taste, really.
>>
>>11230157
>Southern comfort
Man that's ghetto as fuck
>>
>>11230148
How can one anon be.
So.
Wrong?
>>
>>11230157
You're a Southern Comfort.
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>>11230077
(Ah. I'm not familiar with the website yet, so they're not of much use to me right now. Thank you, though.)

>>11230080
(Thanks.)

>>11230083
>>11230100
(If it's purely designed to help, I don't see what harm joining could do. As long as I'm not expected to actively participate in anything, that is.)

>>11230120
(Of course there is.)
>>
>>11230148
That brings me to the second part. I don't like getting intoxicated let alone drunk.
>>
>>11230151
You're kidding right? Summer is still going strong.. Well, I know that in the australian part of SPACE it feels like winter right now, but I'm good.
I've seen Krystal last time, she didn't seem to be *with* anyone. I guess the rumors were true.
>>
>>11230148
>Drinking to get drunk
>Not drinking to mix flavors and make something where you barely get the kick of alcohol.
>Not wanting to knock people/yourself on your ass with little effort because it's a sneaky booze drink.
Man... I'm sorry for your loss
>>
>>11230136
That's a good reason. Alcoholism is a serious issue, especially go those around the afflicted.
>>
>>11230027
Can't go wrong with a rum and coke. Kraken is a product of the Devil himself, but it definitely gets the job done.
>>
>>11230185
please post lewds
>>
>>11230027
Flaming Jesus.
Normal cup
Random amount of 151proof rum
Random amount of everclear
Random amount of dashes of habanero hotsauce
Set on fire n serve.
>>
>>11230195
>>11230146
>Kraken
I'd rather go with sailor Jerry's desu
>>
>>11230151
TORYAH!
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>>11230188
You're a little late to the party there. Krystal and I haven't been together for years now. I thought the tabloids were all over that.
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>>11230203
>Sailor Jerry's
Good stuff. Underrated af.
>>
>>11230185
It is designed to help. Most off topic conversation is kept in one place where you can easily ignore it if you so please.
A lot of the hosts are already in it, so just let one of them know if you come to a decision.
>>
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>>11230205
CAHM OHN
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>>11230203
You know, I'm partially inclined to agree. Jerry's definitely tastes better (and wasn't created somewhere in the 9th circle of hell), but Kraken is slightly cheaper and gets me way more fucked up

... I think I might actually be an alcoholic
>>
>>11230217
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
>>
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>>11230165
Often, but not all the time. And I do say you suck, at least your artificial ears work as intended.
>>
>>11230208
OH DANNY BOY THE PIPES , THE PIESARE CALLING

*hic*
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>>11230165
>I was hoping to roleplay today, but I guess I could host a game, just give me 30 minutes to get something done
>it'll be in a new thread
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>>11230197
(http://lmgtfy.com/?q=nase+mitsuki+rule+34)

>>11230213
(Go ahead and toss me an invite. At least the mentioning of this discord didn't spark as much of an outrage as the other one.)
>>
>>11230224
There's a point of being drunk that I don't like reaching, so I'd rather just police myself by only leaving 1/3 of a bottle of Jerry's at my disposal. I've downed an entire bottle before, and I woke up outside my apartment, and sprawled put over the stairs wearing nothing but a t-shirt
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>>11230225
MISSHOWN
COMPLEET

>>11230231
You may want to drink some water and take a break from the booze, bud. You seem a little too buzzed.
>>
>>11230217
>[SHINESPARK SOUNDS]
>>
>>11230208
Well you know how tabloids works. It's only true if it's about someone you don't like, so it still give you two the benefit of the doubt...
So... the gay rumors were true too?
>>
>>11230253
>pets behind his ears
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>>11230253
FAWWWWWWWX MY DEERUST FWIEEEEND SIING WITH ME *CROAK*
FROM GLEN TO GLE -

>The radio is cut off
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>>11230226
You are wrong.
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>>11230213
What are the requirements to join?
>>
>>11230270
>*CROAK*
Peppy?
>>
>>11230280
You need to be a host/planning on hosting
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>>11230261
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

>>11230263
That's... No. No, those rumors are not true. Why does everyone think that? I've never once even come close to being- Which magazine said that? I'm sueing.

>>11230269
>Fox's leg kicks slightly.
Quit it.

>>11230270
Slippy? Oh, oh no. Slippy, you've gotta- If you're at Danny Boy levels of drunk you shouldn't be anywhere near anything with a radio. Or anything with electricity. Go to the panic room, buddy. You know. The broom closet. I'll be there to check on you in a little while.
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>>11229926
Kharjo congratulates you, latecomer.

>>11229958
Thank you for your hospitality. Kharjo apologizes for his absence, but the caravan was preparing to depart and he had to help.

He will see you when the caravan returns. Safe travels until then.
>the Khajiit wanders off into the distance, following the caravan
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>>11230179
Nobody said anything about Hennessey.

>>11230182
Get fucked Yankee.
>>
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>>11230278
They don't work either? Man, whoever built you should really take you to the shop every once in a while.
>>
>>11230251
I don't drink too often, but I have a strong tendency to binge when I do. Fucking hell, I even did 2L of vodka once. Not that time, but I even have a similar experience where I woke up on the steps of the church on the native reserve like 15 minutes out of my town.

Alcohol is a hell of a drug, and I'm certainly trying to wean myself off of it for good
>>
>>11230242
Are you okay with posting your discord tag so that I can add you?

>>11230280
There are no requirements really. It's a server used to help aspiring hosts as well as discuss anything about hosting among eachother. If you're interested in either of these things feel free to ask for an invite.
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>>11230307
Who you callin' a Yankee?
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~All three~: The personal entertainment ai that syncs up to you... HackaDolls!
~3~: Uh, it looks like there's just a few people to help.
~1~: True, but that's not stopping us!
>>
>>11230316
What if I'm not relevant?
>>
>hoshit shilling his cancer discord
Fuck off.
>>
>>11230332
Doesn't matter. Anyone's welcome.
>>
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>>11230298
>"Takes out an old 2016 issue of "The daily Shitpost" two obvious impersonator making out in the cover
That one.
I must say... Their arguments are pretty solid.
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>>11230253
MISHUN COMPREE! (?
>>
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>>11230310
>The assassin stares at the man for a moment. Then, he slaps his hand against the front of his helmet, red static erupting from it as his hand slides down his face.
Not about the ears.
About sucking at fighting.
Do you have a brain?
>>
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>>11230324
...What?
>>
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>>11230316
(Ayales#8730)
>>
>>11230324
Help me become relevant.
>>
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>>11230324
Is this for the pizza I ordered?
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>>11230340
I have so many questions. Firstly: why do you read anything called 'The Daily Shitpost'? Secondly- No, you know what? First off: Give me that.
>Fox snatches the issue out of her hand, rolling it up and bopping her on the nose with it.
Bad. Secondly, that's clearly not me. All foxes don't look alike. Thirdly: why do you have this on you? Do you just carry old magazines around?

>>11230344
>Wavesdashes to school in the morning
>>
>>11230354
Sentcha.
>>
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>>11230347
Of course I do, and unlike whatever is inside of that mechanical head of yours, and despite what everyone thinks, it works perfectly well.
>>
>>11230357
Relevancy is overrated and leads to heavy shitposting. Being a literally who is pretty comfy
>>
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>>11230319
A walking, talking fur hat that could use an extra set of stitches and mercury injection.
>>
>>11230324
I want to fuck the blue hacka. He's cute.
>>
>>11230395
>he
>>
>2 hours until "Seth's return"
It would be great if an oldfag confirmed this.
>>
>>11230381
Being a literally who means no one will roleplay with me.
>>
>>11230324
I'm really curious as to what these guys are from.
I'm also aware at least one of them in a girl.
>>
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>>11230404
>He doesn't know
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>>11230392
Strong words coming from a second-rate soldier from an underdeveloped planet of hairless apes. How's that gunpowder treating you? Gonna come at me with a sling and a club next?
>>
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>>11230377
Really.
>The assassin walks over and lightly taps the man on the side of his head with his fist.
>>
>>11230407
I shall call upton my ancient oldfag gods to confirm your Seth's second cumming.
>t.an actual oldfag trust me my dad works for Brantsteele
>>
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>>11230236
>I've decided to cut this down to 10 minutes from now till I host.
>>
>>11230404
>he is unaware
>3>dogshit>1>4>2
>>
>>11230409
But people rp with me.
>>
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>>11230409
>Not replying to slides first and foremost and waiting for someone to reply to you then
Git gud
>>
>>11230422
What's your new girl from?
>>
>>11230381
That's what they all say, until they start shitposting relevantfags out of jealousy because they get their e-dicks sucked too much.
>>
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>>11230437
>Persepolis, bro.
>>
>>11230409
Don't give up, anon. You just need to enter games, get lucky with events and hope you don't get events with filler or faggots.
>>
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>>11230369
Ease up Socrates! One question at a time would yo-
Ouch... No need to be violent either. Alright, lemme explain...
>she breathe in.
Firstly, You shouldn't judge a book by its cover, it's actually the best magazine if you want to be informed about what's goin on here. Drama, relevance charts, you got it.
Secondly...
I know all foxes don't look alike! But see? He's got that Dragon ball Z stuff on his eye, who else can have this technology?
And last but not least...
...
I..I still haven't finished the game's page. Still stuck on the sudoku...
>>
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>>11230418
Really.
>slaps the assassin's hand away from his head
And stay away from me before you do something stupid like trying to take a look at it.
>>
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>>11230454
>Fox unrolls the magazine, flipping through the pages until he reaches the aforementioned 'game's page'.
...Fyxe, that's a Crossword.
>>
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>>11230417
If that's how you want to be smoked, I can arrange that.
>>
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>>11230472
Gonna send a carrier pigeon to the fort and have a cart bring the equipment to you within the fortnight?
>>
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>>11230456
>The assassin steps back.
Was just making sure
it was in working order,
since something seems wrong.
>He punctuates his statement with an emoticon projected out of his helmet: ":)".
>>
>>11230472
My dick is 4 inches is that enough to please you mlady?
>>
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>>11230470
............
N-No what that's a crossword ahah, it's just one of these high-level sudoku with words for smart people...
...
Please don't tell the others.....
>>
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>>11230470
>>11230495
Slylock Fox is far more challenging anyways.
>>
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>>11230349
~2~ Hello, mister. We are the hackadolls. We are here to help you with anything you want.
>>11230357
~3~: If that's what you want... 2 Help me out.
>Two quickly changes your clothes with a cute looking dress. three uses some cheap makeup on you. And... they are done
~3~: Ta-da!
~2~: I think that would be enough to get some attention.
>>11230362
~3~: I don't think s-
~1~: Of course! Uhm... give me a moment
>The blonde chick starts to whisper to three
~1~: Three, remember that pizza you ordered? How about y-
~3~: But it's MY pizz-
~1~: SHHH, just bring it.
>Three teleports away while the blonde chick smiles.
~1~: Your pizza will be here in a minute.
>>11230395
~3~: ... Do not.
>>11230413
~3~: We already say it, hack-a-dolls. We come from a phone.
>>
>>11230486
>draws nodaxhi
You best be runnin off before you embarrass yourself with that vienna sausage you pathetically call a dick.
>balances fedora on the tip of the nodachi
Min length is 5.7 inches.
>>
>>11230407
Don't get your hopes up, it's probably a falseflag.
Seth isn't the kind to announce his returns.
>>
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>>11230495
Some atrocities in this world are meant to stay with the poor souls that witness them. This is one of them.

>>11230515
Afraid I'm not following.
>>
>1 minute warning.
>>
>>11230485
I assure you there's nothing wrong with it, nothing at all.
And wipe that stupid thing off your face.
>>
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>>11230570
>>11230570
>>11230570
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