[HG] Hunger Games

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Thanks!

First whatever. There's also a whopping TEN new events, so...that's cool. I mean we probably won't see them, but...

Good bed, guys. That wine is hitting me hard.

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>>11219254
Reigen Arataka

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>>11219254
Lum!

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Elias Ainsworth

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Kishin Sagume

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Agent 4

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Serge

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Literal Mouse Princess

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>>11219254
Shirai Kuroko

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>>11219254
Sad Brave

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Marjane Satrapi

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Alfred Jones

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>>11219254
Build

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>>11219254
A giant dick

>Female

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>>11219254
Best girl

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>>11219254
Gascoigne

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Abathur

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Akashi

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>>11219254
Berkut

>>11219255
sleep tight kuga

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Casshan

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Scyther

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>>11219254
Mysterious Heroine X

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>>11219254
Jiren the Gay

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>>11219254
Nick Bate

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>>11219254
Zer0

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>>11219254
Albedo

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>>11219254
Sad Ghost

>>11219280
>you failed at hooking up with a loli
for shame. May Kamina have mercy on your soul.

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Noroi

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>>11219254
Arle Nadja

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>>11219254
Rize Kamishiro

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>>11219254
Suzi

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6 more as of Suzi

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>>11219254
Aigami

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>>11219292
>Kuga
I somehow feel insulted...

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>>11219254
Doppelganger Arle

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Saber

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>>11219254
Ririchiyo

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>Emerges from the ground.

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>>11219331
Warmonster

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>>11219331
Shrimp

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>>11219254
Shoebill

>>11219342
IS THAT SILVER QUEEN!?

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>>11219315
Eh? What's a "loli"? I can assure you that I ain't NEVER seen one of those "loli" things in my life. Unless you're talking about the people I've been with before?
Be specific, man!

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>>11219335
Me on the far left

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>>11219254
Kaito

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Can you believe that we're at Skeleton Games No.292392992929 already?

5 minutes for swaps

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>>11219254
Deku

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>>11219254
Lord Beerus

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>>11219254
Uraraka Ochako

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You guys came from nowhere, didn't you?

Uh, just give me another six...

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>>11219396
Shinoa

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>>11219396
A Rock

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>>11219396
this face

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>>11219396
HYPA MUTEKI

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>>11219403
>kissu

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>>11219396
Asgore's magnificent waifu

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>>11219396
Terriermon

>>11219353
I'm reffering to the loli half ghost you failed to ship with.

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>>11219396
Yotsugi Ononoki

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Game starts in two minutes

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>>11219427
did you just enter your own roster

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>>11219427
Swap!

>>11219427
third one in D10, boyo

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>>11219434
holy shit

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>>11219427
Begin the slaughter.
I await the blood to come.
Do not disappoint.

>>11219412
>Who even is that?

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>>11219427
29-something-something? You're kidding! I can't have been gone for that long, can I? I'm gonna have to step up my appearances if I want to attend all those games...
I'm ready! Let's go!
>>11219417
Woah, woah, woah, you're referring to HER? Do you expect me to whip out some flowers and ask her if she wants to be my girlfriend? I barely even know her name!
Sheesh! Can I at least have a bit more time before we go saying I failed to, uh, "ship" with her? I mean, I've only met her like five times, that's jumping the shark!

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>>11219427
I'm pretty sure I'm ready for this. Let's get goimg.

I want to fuck Deku and Ochako.

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>>11219427
Am ready for activity. Opposing entities will be eliminated.

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>>11219428
Your god denies your pathetic attempt to end this fun game of shitposting.

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>>11219437
Thank you, onee-chan. It will be hard to remember you by your face, so I will keep your name in mind instead.

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>>11219434
Holy kek! Stupid skeletons!

>>11219475
Splendid rp

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>>11219469
I don't know what that means... but it's alright!

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>>11219464
Kuroto, we talked about this. You don't want to go back into the bugvisor, do you?

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>>11219411
Ainz-sama!?

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>>11219452
Barely know her name, huh? Why do I not believe this?

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>>11219427
Let's do our best, guys!

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Bonehead Games gets its namesake after myself. Yotsugi takes the place of my roster, so nobody gives up their spot in the end

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>>11219427
>entering your own roster
omg KEK the absolute madman haha

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>>11219483
It's almost like we have the same eyes, but in different colors. Are you constantly smiling? That's alright. I constantly have an empty expression myself.

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>>11219496
samefag

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>>11219485
YOU DARE THREATEN YOUR GOD!? I AM THE GAMU MASTA AND I'LL BAN YOUR ASS FROM THIS GAME FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "HENSHIN"!

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>>11219481
Thanks! I spent days studying short RP responses just for you!

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>Cries because she arrived just in time to miss the game.

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>>11219500
This is entirely your fault.

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>>11219500
>Zer0's fucking dead again.

i won lose

>>11219516
>pets
>startles the witch
>the witch doesn't like this

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>>11219500
Peace peace, onii-chan. You can't hit me with bullets if I shoot defensively.
>Yotsugi swings the minigun around with minimal effort
>The recoil makes the googly eyes on her hat spin

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>>11219511
>I would have said half ghost gardener

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>>11219513
Son, please. I don't want to kill you, but well, I sort of do.

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>>11219500
Huh. Time to do this once again.

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>>11219500
Please don't disturb the operations of my sweatshops, they are a lot more ethical than others you can find across the world. The mortality rate is so much lower.
>Sucking on his thumb
>It's a giant dick
Hmm...
When somebody is dead inside it makes it so much easier to kill them for real later!

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>>11219504
Uhm... you might want to have a grown up help you. Maybe, maybe that'll make you smile or angry! Maybe.

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>>11219496
What... Did I say "know her name"? I didn't mean that, of course, I clearly meant to say just "her"! Of course I know your name! Your name is Youmu!
But, eh... That's all I know! Wait, were you listenin' in on what I was saying?
>>11219500
Sweet Jesus, what is that?! Is that a zombie? What's with her hair? It's gonna kill me!
>The world's best hero runs away, occasionally looking back to make sure she doesn't run after him. The last thing he wants is to be chased.
>>11219547
>Alfred puts his hands together, thinking about the many ways he can exploit this.
Hmm... With this, maybe my economy can surpass China's! Wait, no, maybe I could sell it TO China! I'm a genius! Instead of "Made In China", it'll be "Made In America"!

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>>11219547
You don't SELL friendship! That's just not how it works. You make friends with people not buy their affection, that's just kinda low.

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>>11219537
FUCK OFF DAD. THAT FAGGOT KEEPS FUCKING WITH MY GAMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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>>11219567
Yes. I heard every word you said. Every. Word.

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What are the best and worst factions?

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>>11219547
Writer's block.

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>>11219547
>Black Hanekawa takes over Yotsugi and she sucks the energy out of all the other tributes

>>11219565
Five adults worked together to create me, I'm afraid no adults can help me the way I am now.

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>>11219596
...
>Arle took a step back from the weird girl, giving her an odd look as well.
Oh, uhm... maybe some fairies can help you?

>>11219592
You for posting this. (worst)

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>>11219588
Ahah, hahah... You're funny! I could have sworn it was just between me and him! I mean, you couldn't have heard every, and I do mean EVERY word, right?
>Alfred silently begins reciting a prayer, hoping that he does not get his ass kicked tonight.
...R-Right? You're not mad at me, right?
>>11219593
>He begins to clap nervously, expecting her to rise from the dead as the zombie he thought she was.
Good job! I, uh, I'm thankful for your demonstration! You're alright, right? Not going to kill me, are ya?

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>>11219593
This is a weapon to surpass all others! None can stop the wrath of a hero villains!

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>>11219593
Now he's a sadder ghost.
The fruits of their labour pay off instantly...with fruit! Well how about that.
Yeah, that gun's totally loaded. Does that face look like the face of a liar?

>>11219592
Didn't Agrias join Pandas? Or did I miss a betrayal? And when was Aron in Pandas? I thought they had some standards

>>11219592
stop posting this cancerous shit yuno no one cares about your games

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>>11219593
It looks like someone has me in their sights
>She slowly looks from side to side to find cover
>There isn't any cover
>She gets shot and dies
>Time until respawn : a while

>>11219621
Oh? Your face changed. Shame, I thought we had that in common. Fairies are oddities, I may have to capture them if they cause any trouble.

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>>11219593
I'm pretty sure someone has been watching me. Or it was just some ghost. I don't know.

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>>11219632
> Youmu stares at you for a couple minutes without blinking once before finally responding.
I. Heard. Every. Thing.

>>11219645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

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>>11219639
>The things Deku comes up woth are mosty gadgets, floating words, and Heroes, he really has his mimd set on his goals.
>But the little girls constructs were...well a little disturbing.

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>>11219531
>Anon startles the witch!
>The witch rips him to shreds!

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>>11219639
You win this round, but just you wait and I'll come back with a longer broom than the one you have.

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>>11219639
So many pimples popping up on the faces of our tributes. Is it a hygiene issue, or an environment issue? I haven't done a health inspection on this place in like...ever.
I imagine a rock would have fairly thick skin, so it might take a while until your words have any effect on it.

>>11219669
>a couple minutes
jeeze taking it a little personal huh

When are we going to take out Monochrome HG?

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>Displeased by his early elimination, Abathur begins to weave a larvae into numerous shapes and forms. It's hard to say if he's reviewing its sequences or is simply bored.

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>>11219700
This doesn't concern you!

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>>11219669
Sweet Jiminy Christmas, I'm dead. Look, look, I never explicitly said I was going to make a move or anything, I was just denying his claims and all of that stuff! I'm sorry! What do I have to do to apologise?
>>11219692
Teacher, how can I raise my grades to an A+? My boss is going to kill me if he finds out I'm flunking class!

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>>11219652
We're not the same at all... I think. Probably, just uhm... maybe if you're not mean to the fairies they won't cause a mess or something.

Since fairies are actually very nice to people.

>>11219708
When the other teams decide on a temporary alliance.

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>>11219692
How do you get your sleep disturbed by a rock? Is he trying to sleep on it?

>>11219726
Well, uh, let's see...
>Craig says, pretending as if the method he used to determine grades wasn't completely arbitrary and nonsensical.
Kaito killed a guy, so...yeah. There you have it. Have you killed a guy yet?

>>11219750
Gals have an alliance tho
with Monochrome.

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>>11219726
Hmm... buy me a new ribbon and I'll call it good. Nothing cheap!

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>>11219753
Nice shades, stupid annoying brat kid. They're aesthetic. I mean it says so in the event itself!

>>11219708
Yuno wouldn't allow that.

>>11219786
Based Yuno

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>>11219753
>Alfred revises his notes for a second, before looking back at the teacher sheepishly.
Nope. I haven't had the chance to since I'm looking after myself before I go after anyone. Is there ANYTHING else I can do to get a B+, at least?
>>11219764
Done! I'll buy you a good ribbon! What colour do you want it? Black? Green? White? Does it matter if it's black AND white?
>Alfred thinks to himself, before raising another possibility to the half-ghost.
If I don't find one, can I give you another doll? ANYTHING else?

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>>11219775
500 miles. That's a fairly long distance for an arena, isn't it? I spared no expense when it came to buying this land.

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>>11219775
Hum... I wonder what Ataru's done this time. Well at least it isn't the whole city block again, you know?

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>>11219692
Why would you bully a rock
They don't have feelings

>>11219786
Rooting Good Vibes or Freebirds desu.

>>11219840
>rocks
>in 2017
shiggy diggy

>>11219850
>shiggy diggy
>in 2017
scooby dooby

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>>11219815
that a deep hole

>>11219812
>Craig scratches his chin, pretending to think of a solution to Alfred's problem when in reality he had already determined the answer. After a couple minutes of pretending, he finally speaks up.
Nope!

>>11219859
kys meddling kids

>>11219866
Zoinks

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>>11219812
Black, please!

>bout to take a shower. Be back soon.

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>>11219862
that not a gay bar
that a LESBIAN bar

>>11219840
>they don't have feelings
>rock is clearly sad in the picture
all things have feelings you monster

>>11219880
>splits up

>>11219884
think of me in the shower~
>kissu

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>>11219862
>Nodding, he grabs his shotgun and begins walking away from Craig, looking for people to blast away. he'd rather die than let his grades go below C-.
Alright! I'll go blast some people soon, so I'll raise my grades in no time! I'll see you at the end of this! Straight A's!
>>11219884
Oh, would you look at that?
>Discretely, Alfred whips out a black ribbon. He wouldn't admit it, but he bought some before because he thought it would suit him better. Lucky motherfucker.
Black ribbon! I forgot how much it costs, probably two grand or something like that!

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>>11219887
The scene is Skeleton Beach. The Ghosts have pushed the skeleton army out of their city and onto the beaches, were they are bombed daily by the ghosts. The beach is littered with bones of the fallen, too many to count.

Wait a second, I'm describing Dunkirk. Whoops! That's not how the Great Skeleton War went.

>>11219907
Make me proud!

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>>11219915
shirai is a schizophrenic

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>>11219915
I will--!
>BOOM
>Alfred gets headshotted before he finishes his sentence, falling to the ground straight after. His grades are doomed to be average.
>Shit, the dude probably just got an F in the Hunger Games. How do you even manage that?

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>>11219943
The Feast! There's ice cream there, so you know it's a good one.

>>11219981
I want to see a drink Lum/Yuno. Drunk faction games when?

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>>11219981
Bonehead Ball! Find a partner to dance with or else you'll look like a frickin' loser. Oh and don't drink the punch, it's loaded up with some nasty stuff.

>>11219977
>F
>See me after class.

>>11220000
Why is this not a thing? Even Nowi's drinking game went well.

>>11220000
Inb4 tlhg bitches about the get

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>>11220014
a big dick's spell: big cums
do a big cums on your opponent

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>>11220000
I have a little bit of experience with bad ideas and I'd say this fits right in with the rest of them, you know?
>>11220014
This probably wasn't such a good idea either.

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>>11220014
>Alfred holds his report card in his hand, staring at it in distress. Trump is going to be fucking pissed when he finds out his grades. In the meanwhile, Alfred shouts to himself.
F stands for Fantastic. Because of this, I obviously did the best!

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>>11220043
>fin

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>>11220043
giant dick x tentacle very good

>>11220053
How is it a bad idea? Have you ever been drunk? I rest my case. Drunk faction games when! Bonus points if you do vc drunk while hostinga

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>>11220072
Welcome to the Bonehead Ball! Again!

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>>11220072
Oh hell yeah

Shut the fuck up Guts. Just shut the fuck up.

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>>11220085
Arrgh, there be a winner next slide.

Read that like a pirate

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>>11220072
>>11220089
W-Wew

>>11220095
>hoshit

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>>11220102
Winrar

>>11220079
If I get drunk the last place I'm going to spend my time is on HG hosting a game kek, I'd rather be out with friends.

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>>11220095
Please point out the posts you think are mine so I can laugh before taking a shower

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>>11220138
cool

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>>11220146
everybody

>>11220143
But what about your friends here? Do you not care about them?

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>>11220156
11th place isn't so bad, it's better than last anyway!
Thank a bunch for the game.

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>>11220156
In summary, this is the summary slide

>>11220079
>>11220145

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>>11220146
>>11220156
Congratulations! A round of applause for the host of this game! You deserve it, my friend!

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>>11220146
Congratulations.

>>11220156
Thank you.

>>11220172
>throws brick at head
We don't cotton to aliens round here freak!

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>>11220156
Ah, I zoned out. Sorry for that.
Thank you for hosting.

>>11220182
>cotton
Nigga say what

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>>11220156
Good job qt.

Thanks for hosting

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>>11220146
>Serge gives a thumbs up to the new champion before nodding to the hostvfor the great game

>>11220156
>claps

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now we go into the city

24

>>11220159
Course I do.
But I can barely host while sober kek. Getting drunk and trying it will prolly result in my brain short circuiting.

>>11220177
Last I checked I wasn't the only alcoholic here. And I stopped drinking months ago. Props though for actually following through with your accusation unlike some who go quiet when I speak up.

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>>11220221
Rikku

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>>11220221
The Natural Order

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>>11220221
Aigami

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>>11220221
Zer0

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>>11220221
Abathur

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>>11220221
Uraraka Ochako

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>>11220221
Alfred Jones

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>>11220221
Ririchiyo

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>>11220221
Blowback Dragon

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>>11220221
Lab Rat Princess

>>11220227
If grimes can do it you can do it better. Drunk faction games when?

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>>11220221
A FUCKING TURTLE

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>>11220221
Marjane Satrapi

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>>11220221
Mysterious Heroine X

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>>11220221
Lum!

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>>11220221
Arle Nadja

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>>11220221
Reigen Arataka

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>>11220221
Serge

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>>11220221
Kiyohime

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>>11220221
Kirino

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>>11220221
Inkling

>>11220228
So I was wrong? Damn. Well then I apologize.

>>11220230
>ships

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>>11220221
Araragi Karen without guns

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>>11220221
The HG community

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>>11220182
>ducks
>the brick flies over her and hits >>11220245
Hey! What gives? You could have really hurt someone with that brick you know!

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>>11220221
TFW You got about an hour of footage

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>>11220287
Huh? Where are we sailing?

>>11220230
On one hand you are Yuna's sister, but on the other you are an Al Bhed
I don't know how to deal with this
>Wakka

>>11220253
Maybe one day.

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>>11220221
Detective Bones

>>11220230
m-matoi?

>>11220280
Just who did you think I was? The one asking Yuno to drunk host? I wouldnxt wish that on anyone especially after having to take over for Grimes last time he tried to drunk host...

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>>11220293
...And that's why I believe ships, as the anon put it, are utter-- What the--?
>BAM
>Alfred gets knocked out as soon as the brick hits him, causing him to sprawl out on the floor. He's going to wake up with a massive headache in the morning.

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So, here you all are. Beginning once the post timer for this expires.

>>11220289
>gives you dual FN P90s

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>>11220306
I thought you were cool with Al-bheds at this point Wakka! By the way how's Lulu and the kid?
>>11220323
Never heard about 'em mister. Sorry!

>>11220329
...
Are you okay?
>No response comes from Alfred.
...
Hm. I'll just have to make sure he doesn't die, in case he gets a concussion from this...
>breaks some smelling salt and waves it in front of the unconscious Alfred's face

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>>11220348
Let's forget the last.
It was a disappointment.
I will win this time.

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>>11220348
"Arrives safely at the city" is probably exactly what he wanted to hear after his previous two games.
Abathur, that wouldn't have happened if you were a skeleton. Skeletons are better drivers due to, uh, science reasons.
Good work Detective Bones! This is why he's the greatest detective of all time.

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>>11220348
District 7... That's a lucky number don't you think? I'll definitely do well this time around.

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>>11220371
How convenient. My first time in a grand city and I already have someone I wouldn't mind to get rid off at a sooner pace..

>She roars after her assailant who has no care for her after he hit her with his ugly looking car

WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING, IMBECILE!

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>>11220371
I spy with my little eye, a disgusting world which needs to be remade.

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>>11220371
>>11220378
Nothing is lucky especially when you're riding along a Hero with a deadly weapon!

>>11220356
>springing up FFX-2 on me
F-fuck you I haven't played it yet

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>>11220371
>The assassin is relieved to finally even enter the Arena without incident. Surely, this is good fortune for him.

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>>11220357
...Urgh... My head...
>Alfred gasps suddenly, looking up with a drowsy expression. He's got a massive headache, as said before, and feels like he's going to die... Which he's lucky he didn't.
>>11220371
CRUISING DOWN THE STREET IN MY '64...
>As he (badly) sings rap music, he doesn't pay any attention and accidentally runs over the woman, looking back after he hears her get slammed.
HEY! HEY, MA'AM, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? I'M SORRY FOR RUNNING YOU OVER! HONEST!

>>11220395
Wanting to play it in general
do you have no soul?

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>>11220371
Detective Bones is pure. An absolute saint. He did what he did not out of cowardice, but out of respect for the law. For he is the greatest detective - of all time.
He doesn't even have a face, how can he confused for anybody?!
lmao 2 pizzas
I guess Ochako really has her work cut out for her, huh? Get it? Cut out? I mean not really because he doesn't even have hair, but still

>>11220395
It's shit. Think Final Fanservice-The Game

>>11220404
I'm trying to play through all of the FF games mayne I can't just skip out on one

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>>11220395
(Whoopsie.)

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>>11220405
You wretches just ruined a heroes victory!

>>11220412
have fun playing garbage x2 and dont forget garbage x 3

>>11220406
Oh
Well
I still have to through it
>>11220415
Youre good it's on me
Sorry

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>>11220405
The blowback from Blowback's blow knocks Detective Bones off of his feet and ends his life. The best tribute has just perished. Please pay your respects.
It's some backbreaking fun at the beach! Be sure not to miss out!

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>>11220405
>Zer0 sits in the chair with the barbershop shroud around his neck, entertaining himself by showing off various emoticons in his helmet and looking at them reflected in the mirror. When he hears the barber approach, he turns his head to speak to her.
A little off the top.

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Fucking Al Bhed.

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>>11220401
No..NO I am not alright! Is everyone in this city a poorly skilled driver such as you? And before I lose my sanity...Please turn that impossibly bad music off.

>She tries getting up which she barely managed as she struggles to find support to lean on. The fact that she's unable to move properly is what prevents her from roasting the spectacled young man in his own car

You are quite fortunate I have an acceptable amount of fortitude, young man. You wouldn't want to be held accountable for killing a young lady by reckless driving, no?
What is the penalty for that these days? Life imprisonment? Execution? I can certainly provide the latter if you are looking for penance.

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>>11220405
This is fine I guess, I'll just use the Prana to teleport out of here later.
Give them a bit of satisfaction.

>>11220426
I-I know, I'm not anticipating it

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>>11220393
Luck, skill, fortuitous ability not to die horribly at inopportune times -- Whatever you want to call it I have a good feeling about this game!

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>>11220429
>The assassin watches the man snap his spine and drop dead to the ground. After a few moments of staring at the body, Zer0 turns towards Inkling.
He lost.

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>>11220433

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>>11220444
It's all on you Aibou, I've been taken into custody for a crime I wasn't a part of. Now I must make my escape goodbye.

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>>11220429
Karen's justice at work, everybody. Death for littering. Somebody put that kid down, she's frickin' deranged.
Even becoming a paraplegic won't stop Reigen from busting a move.

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>>11220495
Really? You're leaving almost a soon as you showed up you know... Oh well, I'l try my best anyway.

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>>11220499
>Zer0 is, surprisingly enough, not a very good party animal. He just meditates in the corner as Lum and Kirino party hard.

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>>11220436
Eyyy, fuggetaboutit! I'll turn it down anyway, I'm sure that someone's gonna yell at me for playing this kind of music. It's called "rap", it's pretty popular nowadays. Heck, I heard that America's the home of rap, so that's good--
>The colour drains from Alfred's face, him jumping out of the car and trying to help her as best as he can. The last thing he wants is to get in trouble with the cops after he blasted "Fuck The Police".
A large fine and three years jail, I think? I don't know, and I don't care, just please don't tell the cops! I'll never play rap again, I'll get you to the hospital, just don't tell them! I'll do anything, man! Just tell me!
>>11220499
>In a wheelchair, Alfred pulls out a gun and aims at them, hoping to intimidate them into leaving.
We don't take stragglers into the club, man. Get going before I make ya.

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>>11220499
Karen dies here. Except she doesn't, and Reigen actually does. It's a broken event, as I just realised by skipping ahead. I'll be fixing that right now, sorry for the inconvenience Reigen.

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>>11220541
>Alfred sips a drink he brought from McDonalds as he watches the tank, silently hoping that it's not Rika coming down to get him again.
Man, they sure are going at it. I haven't seen anyone go against those buildings like that in forever. Hey, are they aiming that at me--?

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>>11220541
moovie night
there are no cows here
i don't know why I said that

>>11220541
can u teach me how to "drivers" a tank pls

Sometimes fanfiction is terrible, pure garbage, but sometimes it is the greatest thing ever. I'm in tears.

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>>11220541
>>11220558
>Usually, an assassin would prefer weapons that are either untraceable, such as a sniper rifle, or close-quarters, such as a blade or katana. Either way, they should be near-silent and able to easily be concealed.
>Zer0 could not give less of a shit as he drives the tank through the city and obliterates two tributes by firing rockets at them, "smiling" all the while: ":)".
Kaboom.

>>11220569
>Zer0 just uses Decepti0n from now on, his clone distracting the ticket attendant long enough for the invisible assassin to sneak his way into the theater and enjoy any movie he wishes to see.

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NGW

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>>11220569
oh shit missed a death
sorry again

>>11220572
I'm only just realising it now but there's a whole bunch of grammatical errors here. I was really, really tired when I worked on this thing.

>>11220572
step juan: find tenk
step too: get in tenk
setp tree: smesh fase onto cuntroll panel

congratulation
u r now drivers-ing a tenk

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>>11220525
Anything you say? I am quite positive you can come to an arrangement that will benefit the both of us on the long term. But first there is something I need to do.

>Her eyes flaring, she pushes Alfred aside with the strength that belies her delicate features and walks towards his car. She then rips out the car radio with her bare hands, throws it on the ground and sets it afire with a small string of blue fire protuding from her mouth, watching in delight as the object of her torment is disposed off.

Now then, you said you would do anything if it ment I would not inform the authorities. Make me an offer that you think would earn my favor.

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>>11220572
>stares
I can teach you...

>>11220584
Story link?

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>>11220595
>It's a funny sight to see the usually graceful assassin flail around on the ground, his helmet beaming out an explosive array of changing static as he fails to control himself.

>>11220614
but can you drive human bean?

>>11220614
>chews toothpick
I'm ready to learn, master.

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>>11220595
here comes the wrestler: alien loincloth girl and america...man

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>>11220642
Is this a metaphor? Once HG goes down, we all go down with it? Makes one ponder.
An American at McDonalds. This is the most realistic game ever created.

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>>11220642
>Zer0 speeds around the deserted city streets, the only lights coming in from streetlights passing by and the glow of the dashboard. Adrenaline surging, the assassin can't help but beam ":D" out of his helmet as the car radio blares out a fitting soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

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>>11220626
>nods
>>11220637
>waits
>spins his fidget spinner
First you've got to tell Baron to kill himself

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>>11220591
>Alfred sips his drink again, now noticing that the barrel IS aiming at him, and he IS going to get fucked up if he doesn't run now. Picking up the pace, he runs away, muttering to himself all the while.
I don't get paid enough for this stuff, man.
>BOOM
>>11220605
>Alfred's pushed away with strength that reminds him of her own, looking up at her in shock as the scene unfolds before his eyes. He snaps back into reality as soon as he hears her voice, a small smile gracing his face.
It depends on what you want! I can get you... Money, maybe, some land, maybe some food if you wanted it. Heck, maybe I could give you a ride to wherever you wanted if you really needed it! It's up to you!
>He then smacks himself mentally. Of course she needs a ride, she just got smacked by a car! No normal person would be able to walk a block after getting hit by a car! Alfred's a dead man.
>>11220642
Consider this, my friends: "The Hero". Nothing else, just straight and simple, nothing else to be said. "HERE COMES THE NEXT COMPETITOR... THE HERO!" Rolls off the tongue, don't you think?
...Wait... Didn't I die before? From the tank?

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>>11220642
You're really creative, if only there was a job that paid you to come up with names.

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>>11220670
>"Knock" is a bit of an understatement. The assassin jams his blade right through the wooden door to get Lum's attention.

>>11220670
It's a bit cold outside so I hope you brought a jacket/jumper

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>>11220698

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>>11220705
>The assassin gets a carrot right through the center of his helmet's faceplate, humorously giving him the appearance of having a carrot nose. Zer0 might have found this funny if he wasn't dying.

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>>11220591
>>11220694
I was thinking of some kind of Michael Bay setpiece for my city when I came up with that event, with the two tributes running around as shit explodes around them. Rad, right? Guess I need to make it clearer what's happening.

>>11220695
There has to be something like that out there, right? I came up with another one: alien...wrestling alien

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>>11220694
I am not without reason, young man. If you are sure you can sate my appetite with your culinairy skills quite well. But I am going to you give you this warning beforehand. If you dare to present me with fast processed and prepared food I would gladly push your head into the pits of burning oil they use for it.

>Unfolding her fan, she hides the lower half of her face behind it and starts to ''fan'' slowly and methodically, awaiting her attackers response. Nothing would please her more than to burn him right there and move on and a small part of her would hope he'd mess up somehow.

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>>11220705
Is this what irony is?

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>>11220679
what's next on the path of knowledge, o wise one?