HG thread
Awa edition
>I only have one picture for this ava but you'll have to play along
>>11212977
Fuck off I was seated three tables behind. Remember that day some guy with a George Clooney haircut and beard threw up over your plate of caesarsalad?
I saw everything. Really nice outfit you had, would look mint at McDonalds but not at a place where they speak not-American
>>11212995
This is why I don't try to seriously rp with characters I only have like, 2 images of.
Go to Omegle, put 'hg' in your interests and discuss /trash/ with an anon
>>11213016
You think anyone would take that image seriously?
Stranger: he
You: hoshi did nothing wrong
Stranger: wat
You: Have you got a moment to talk about the man with the starface. The saviour of Earth?
Stranger has disconnected.
O-oh
Nevermind I found it after some looking.
First something
Also thanks for the thread
>>11213069
Organic Listening Device
>>11213069
Reigen Arataka
>>11213069
Arle Nadja
>>11213069
Elias Ainsworth
>>11213069
Zer0
>Rewatch Final Destination 2
>People actually survived
Wtf?
>>11213069
Star Butterfly
>>11213069
James Storm
>>11213069
10K
Wasn't expectin another game so soon! Glad I came back.
>>11213069
Delicious Loli
>>11213069
Onsa Hitohira
>>11213069
Machi
>>11213069
Lana's mother
>>11213069
Bondrewd
>>11213069
Inkling
>>11213069
Agrias Oaks
>>11213069
Dave Rodgers
>>11213069
Hifumi Takimoto
>>11213069
Dancing Kitter
>>11213069
Eggman-kun
>>11213069
Late go
>>11213087
I laughed out loud at that movie. Kid got squished and got a foot thick body bag.
It killed that movie for me.
>>11213069
Mitsuki Nase
>>11213096
I want to fuck this mom
>>11213069
Araragi Koyomi
>>11213069
Deadly cat
>>11213069
Muse Cromwell
>>11213069
Rubick
>>11213112
Do not
>>11213069
Dart Guy
>>11213069
Tawna Bandicoot
>>11213069
Irotsuki
>>11213096
>Freckles
>Delicious armpits
She's perfect
>>11213115
u dont look that deadly
>>11213069
a silvia S13
>>11213069
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>11213069
TORIEL
>>11213069
Shingo
>>11213128
>Not mentioning her thiccness
>>11213069
Casshan
>hurricane is now a cat 4
rip aussa
>>11213163
>Good taste.
>>11213069
Plain Bread Chan
Check it folks.
>>11213098
Y'know there's this one thing that I've always wanted to ask what does 000 mean
>>11213128
She is a goddess
>>11213069
mfw suz offers her breast milk to me
>>11213181
Here I go!
>missed a game
brb kms
Also thanks for hosting, Gascoin!
>>11213181
Probably just so it comes up first in his image folder
>>11213181
>>11213115
>>11213171
>>11213181
>>11213120
Swap him in.
>It's just so that picture is the first to appear in the folder.
>>11213181
I'd recommend bumping. You have 36 exactly.
>>11213169
>Implying all the grease won't stick him to the floor
>>11213185
>liking fermented milk
Fucking ew
>>11213069
Ignis Scientia
>>11213203
I drink straight from the source, anon
>>11213215
Exactly
>>11213199
Asgore do you really feel the need to let everybody know when you're posting ooc.
>>11213181
I'm not sure who this guy is, but he looks capable. Hell yeah I'm ready!
>>11213181
>>11213146
>>11213100
>>11213229
Not everyone is a coward like you and me.
>>11213197
I believe I owe you a debt of gratitude, friend.
>He rolls out a slice of bread.
Pumpernickel?
>>11213181
Let's roll.
>>11213233
>that spaghetti arm
How can a man live like this?
>>11213181
Thanks! Hopefully it gets put to good use.
>>11213229
Hey, it's not with an ava anymore.
>>11213243
>Cowardice
I see it as more of a
"HEY LOOK AT MY OPINION GUYS!! THIS IS A 100% CERTIFIED ASGORE POST! A S G O R E P O S T!! THIS IS MY OPNION!!!"
You know that when he goes full shitpost mode he's not going to be attaching those images. This just serves so people think he's a good little boy who wouldn't hurt anyone. But he will. He'll pull another Dean eventually.
>>11213261
Might as well be.
>>11213248
Way to make a guy feel self conscious there...
>10K takes a shaky breath.
I try you know. It ain't easy livin in a zombie apocalypse.
>>11213199
Yeah, that sounds good.
Any last minute swaps?
>>11213265
Why don't you shitpost Adachi and Suz for doing the same thing?
Fuck off
>>11213248
thats his back anon
>>11213271
They shitpost with their images too, asswipe. They don't roleplay.
>>11213270
I accept this challenge.
>>11213270
>>11213204
Swap him in.
>>11213270
Begin the slaughter.
I am ready for bloodshed.
A sea of crimson.
>>11213270
>I accept this challenge.
Move out, maggots!
Ok ok let's just get rolling.
>>11213302
O-oops
>>11213270
shit, just a little too late
>>11213270
Oh I have a little girl on my team now too? Oh jeeze. That's... Is this a good idea?
>>11213270
Yes, I want to be taken out period! You disrespect your Emperor's legacy by butchering her name!
>>11213311
>Finding himself at the theater again, Zer0 takes a seat and waits for the show to begin. His version of a show, at least.
>>11213311
Mmm. At least this time my early death appears to have some sort of consequence this time around. I hope the story of a dead Magus makes for an enjoyable play.
>>11213302
>Ignis faces the other way while speaking to Inkling
Thank you, I can assure you that you made the right decision to put me in.
>>11213311
>VROOM VROOM VROOOOOOOOOM
>>11213270
>>11213311
Can't wait to savor the splendorous taste of victory. On your feet men, there's no time to waste dilly dallying.
>He comes accompanied with a fold-able lounge chair as the men on are on their mitts.
Go friender, our enemies await us.
That was the most boring bloodbath I think I've seen in a /co/de so lets make haste to the first day.
Reigen probably just stepped on it without noticing.
That's a strong cat, but that is also a strong car.
That shining armor coming in handy.
The skeleton wants violence, who would've thunk
Scat events? Anything but that!
>>11213336
Hey, It wasnt me who messed with your name!
>>11213265
I don't want to do this during a game, but I want to clarify that Dean himself has said it wasn't about me. I still apologized and we're on good terms. I don't want you to have a misinterpretation of that situation. Also:
>full shitpost mode
lmao
/end
>>11213311
Hey these seats weren't cheap... Nor were they expensive...
>10K watches through the sight of his rifle.
Heh. Technically I didn't pay at all.
elias is not a skeleton
>thunk
um
>>11213393
Then who, hm? Speak swiftly, for I cannot believe anybody else holds the same power that you do that would be able to make such a grave mistake.
>>11213393
Impossible.
>The assassin glances at the director only to see him nod his head, lying for whatever reason. It's impossible for Zer0 to copulate, so he just beams out a "?" from his helmet.
>>11213396
You know, you really aren't helping your case by giving them (you)s. I like you Asgore, but good god do you have a tendency to involve yourself in pointless arguments and drama
>>11213396
>I don't want to do this during a game
lmao
/end
>Someone places a sign next to a box full of phones, the sign says "free phones!". The person that placed the sign leaves afterwards
>>11213435
>Because an avafag is responding to anonposts it makes you like them less
You sound petty as fuck.
>>11213417
>he doesnt thunk
casual
also teach your skeledemonman pet the dangers of poison.
>>11213426
Uhh, it was the director, yeah! He said your name was too long for the actors to say so they shortened it
>>11213462
Hi Asgore. Nice phonepost.
>>11213417
We don't know what's underneath his coat!
>>11213460
>The kid cautiously reaches in and takes a phone.
The hell is this for? Does this thing even work?
>>11213460
>Zer0 watches the scenes unfold and walks over to the box. Rummaging through, he pulls out a phone at random a very generic looking smartphone with strangely no company branding on it.
What do we have here?
>The assassin opens the phone and begins aimlessly browsing through its various apps.
>>11213468
>The assassin is undoubtedly the worst singer of the four, though the kingly knight with a cock in his mouth is almost as terrible as him.
>>11213393
I know what I saw! Anything to get that leading role huh? Some people know no honor nor decency! Good day Sir!
>>11213468
C-come on! Please? I poured my heart out and rented all these dancers just for you!
.... not even a kiss on the cheek?
>>11213393
>Holy fuck, this is the most /co/de /co/de I've ever seen.
>>11213468
Ah, I'm not much of a singer but I'm sure enough I can deal with him before the first line.
>>11213470
Thanks for proving you're just another shitposting mongoloid falseflagging as a "friend" to get into his head.
Kys niglet.
>>11213468
>>11213460
Now would be an appropriate time to stage this song.
>PBC wanders over to the box, he picks a phone up and answers.
Hello?
>>11213503
>The assassin looks down at his very smooth and metallic cloth-covered crotch before looking back up at Star, the question mark still beaming out of his helmet.
Come on now.
>>11213393
Whole lotta nothing? Huh. Good on you!
>>11213468
OOOHOOOKAY THAT'S DEFINITELY A CRIME!
>>11213520
Well... we don't know what's underneath his shirt!
Probably his ribcage.
>>11213460
Well, then when you see him,notify him that he is up for execution tomorrow.
>>11213460
Free?
>She grabs a phone from the box
>>11213460
>Iida Tenya picks up a phone and inspects it.
Now why would somebody leave such devices out, and in such quantity?
>>11213460
Thanks for the free phone.
Oh snap, we've got a trap in the theater.
>activates the sirens
KK's pretty happy alright.
Late night driving, perhaps?
>>11213541
I-Ill do that...
>>11213520
>purple skin
nice skinsuit my dude
>>11213530
You're smooth crotch ain't tricking me! You probably got a hidden panel in there or something! Or, maybe you helped him in other ways! I read through enough of those books Marco keeps under his bed to have some kinda knowledge on how things are in this dimension!
>>11213520
oh shit they started an anime now?
>>11213475
>The phone was working like any other phone, it was a bit dirty but it still works.
>>11213500
>There was only ONE app in the phone, no internet, no camara, nothing besides that app. The only app available was some kind of a japanese app, because it was in japanese.
>>11213529
>...No response
>>11213541
>It was pretty much a free phone, and there was a lot of them. But with only one app to use.
>>11213562
>There was a japanese logo in the back of the phone, not a very popular one.
>>11213581
How do I look, men? I call it "goth cyberpunk"!
>>11213581
He!?
>>11213585
>>11213530
>Sorry about the spelling errors Zer0. Still trying to get used to this phone.
>>11213620
wtf do you look like
>>11213605
Peculiar. I don't see why anybody would try to promote to anybody here, given how likely they'll be to steal what they want rather than purchase it though hard-earned funds.
>After looking at the phone, he unlocks it and clicks on the very first app he sees.
Me getting an arena event THIS early? What timeline did I slip into?
https://youtu.be/gsqVDoYe7hU
don't ask why I posted that
>>11213581
>Actually, the car just falls on top of the assassin after he lands, the wheel smashing down onto his neck and the car's full weight shattering it into tiny bone fragments, nearly decapitating him entirely.
>>11213585
>>11213620
>It's fiiiiine.
>The assassin is starting to get annoyed as the girl grasps at straws, his helmet projection changing to ">_<" to reflect that.
How would I do that?
I lack the organs needed.
What did those books say?
>>11213605
>Zer0 shrugs and clicks on the app. What other choice does he have?
>>11213605
>10K looks over the phone, shrugs, and attempts to clean it off with a rag.
Never seen a working phone before. Most of these are long dead.
>>11213658
You know. All in all, totes worth it.
Wishing death upon someone is not cool
HAMMING IT UP
Jesus christ that eggman-kun event sounds nasty as hell
>swap out n go do some things
>get back n realize it was bumped only to die as I get back.
Damn it all...
>>11213696
Can I still cast doom on them?
>>11213581
Tis' a show it is for sure, but it's nothing too promising to write home about.
>>11213605
No more fooling around, now why would someone leave a box of free phones out in the open. Unless this is a burner or a detonator I'm afraid to advance no further. . . TO HELL WITH THAT, this phone is nerving my curiosity and being pickled is not fancy feeling.
>PBC darts his fingers across phones surface to activate it.
>>11213709
>oh my fuck that's vile
Jesus, don't mess with this bug.
...You're not fooling anyone, KK...
>>11213657
>>11213661
>A light comes out of the phone, it was very damn bright and it was impossible to see what was happening. The voices of girls could be hear after that and the light was slowly disappearing
~All three~: The personal entertainment AI that syncs up to you... HackaDolls!
>>11213757
>you will never ship with 3
Feels bad man
>>11213757
oshit
>>11213658
Hmm let's see here?
Clean cut.
Minimal blood splatter.
The weapon looks pretty darn cool!
You got the part buddy!
>The princess stops, suddenly remembering the rotting corpse on the floor.
Uhhh, you can be a bush or something...
>>11213709
Ouch! What the- ouch! Hey stop tha- ow!
>>11213661
>Star's face goes red as she recalls the book's rather...descriptive and detailed diagrams. She got quiet, shuffling around as she tried to figure something out. Luckily enough, there was a fruit platter nearby! The princess quickly grabbed a banana, holding in one hand as she placed her other hand higher up on the fruit.
Y-you know, the thing humans do...
A golden egg from a golden knight.
>>11213757
oh my god it's that anime girl!!!
>>11213663
>It could be worst, but you cleaned it. Now you can totally use it.
>>11213730
>You activated the phone. There's only one app to open so you should try it.
>>11213757
>Zer0 instinctively throws the phone to the ground and reaches behind him for his katana, his hand resting on the hilt of the blade as he readies to defend himself.
>>11213779
What...thing?
>>11213776
How do I save my settings on hg customizer
>>11213709
>>11213743
Pipe it down? Would you? I'm trying to bask at my eventual victory with raucous maniacal laughter, having more of that would be mind numbingly obnoxious - away with you.
>PBC unleashes a flurry of crumbs which destroys his opponent and the set around him.
Which avas have met up IRL?
No, ghosts, that woman has a beener
Anyone up for toast?
>>11213816
Okabe did a drive-by flip off to Assagore
>>11213757
>Iida accidentally drops the phone to cover his eyes. He only uncovers his eyes after the light goes away, blushing as he sees the trio come from seemingly nowhere.
E-Excuse me? Did you just call yourselves..."Dolls"? Where did you three come from? Why did you disguise as a phone as a flashbang?! Do you understand what sort of damage you could have done if any children were around and were hit by such a projectile?!
This kitten girl is starting to scare me.
>>11213816
No one lives anywhere near me, so no one. Probably for the best tb.h
>>11213743
Hey free food!
>The princess immediately begins digging in, eating the live bugs as she enjoys the killing game around her.
>>11213780
Thanks for saving me Reigen-sama! How can I ever repay you?
Do I sound like a princess yet?
>>11213800
You know! From what the book said it's what happens when the guy's "in the mood", whatever that means, and the girl has a headache!
>>11213833
If it had been anybody besides Asgore I would have though Okabe was a shithead
>>11213780
Nani?
>PBC grimaces in frustration after his planned stunt was foiled by an orange-haired freak.
>>11213796
>He clicks the app - the look of 'anticipation' is shown all over his doughy face.
>>11213805
You mean so that the settings you entered appear the next time you load the website, so that you can only change one of them after and retain the rest?
FEAST TIIIIIMME
Oh snap, it's actually violent for once.
>>11213796
>10K attempts to use the phone.
>He's not sure how these work.
Ok seriously what is this?
>>11213898
Is that even possible?
>>11213925
I don't think so, but I can write userstyles.org another email and ask them when they re-implement that feature into their new website.
>>11213820
Rye does this have to happen to me?
>>11213869
Um...
>Zer0 taps a finger against his chin, trying to recall what the girl's talking about. It takes a few moments, but when he figures it out, an imitation blush projects out the front of his helmet, a line of red LED clearly visible to the girl.
Oh.
>>11213775
~1~: Don't worry, we are gonna help you to ship!
~3~: Uh... I think you don't know what that means.
>>11213800
~1~: Woah, calm yourself robot brother. We, the hackadolls are here to advance you!
~3~: Uh, why did you broke the phone?
>>11213856
~3~: That's a lot of questions, mate. Calm down. We come to help you or something.
>>11213882
>ERROR! ERROR!
>Error 657: The hackadolls are next to you.
~1~: We are over here!
Hey, we could've brought a litter box
That bug is going, going, gone.
>>11213816
I did.
We fucked too
>>11213922
>This phone doesn't come with a guide, but the only thing that could do something is the only app in the phone.
Which avafags would you like to meet irl?
Another arena event? Oh helllllll
Think a winner's up next
>>11213952
>tfw will never ship
>>11213916
>The princess threats her burns backstage, wincing from the pain.
Worth it.
>>11213938
>Seeing the sudden blush, the smaller girl assumed that her description had finally gotten through to the assassin.
Y-yeah! So you probably did that to the director! I'm a bit surprised though, if you wanted the lead role you could've just killed me you know? Probably would've been harder but more fun for me!
>>11213980
>10K inspects the only app on the phone, curious as to what it's called and what it looks like before he presses it.
Is this what phones were like before the apocalypse? this is pretty awesome.
>type a well-thought post about an avafag
>stop typing at mid sentence
Nah, not worth it
OH BABY A TRIPLE
oh yeah i was right it's over
>>11214014
>The name of the app is in japanese, probably you don't know this language.
>>11213989
Garnet.
>>11214037
do it, don't be a frenchie.
>>11213952
Advance?
>The assassin's now intrigued. He lets his body relax as his hand slides off the blade, his helmet projecting out "?" as he awaits the details.
>>11214005
>Zer0 stiffens as Star speaks to him.
I did nothing, child.
You let your mind run amok.
The director lies.
>Without further prompting, Zer0 turns to the director that was still next to him the entire time, places his pistol against his temple, and blows his brains out through the back corner of his skull, the body collapsing to the ground. and blood and brain matter stain the floor in an uneven trail for several feet from it. The assassin then holsters the gun before turning back to Star.
That's what happens.
>>11214050
>He shrugs and hits the app.
>There's no way he knows any japanese.
What's the worst that could happen?
>>11214037
Post what you wrote anyway
>>11213989
Bolin. Wanna skin that little faggot.
>>11214037
>decide it is worth it after a while
>figure that it's been too long for me to start typing it and post
Nah, not worth it.
>>11213989
Urotsuki
Aussa
Dedede
Grimes
Okabe
Adachi
Nowi
Shion
Suz
Ahri
Kamina
Len
Gascoigne
Aqua
Karen
Hoshi(so I could deck him)
Emi
Astaroth
+more I'm forgetting
>>11213952
>He turns over glaring at the hackadolls with a blank expression.
Indeed. You are over there. Well you were behind me. But more importantly, I'm over here.
>PBC turns over to the phone, trying to figure out a way to fix 'Error 657: the hackadolls are next to you'.
Address yourself accordingly lass, I have no patience meddling with strangers as of this instant. I'm figuring out a way to fix this darn phone.
>>11213952
>Iida wipes his forehead of sweat in an attempt to calm himself down.
S-Sorry. I apologize for shouting..this is just too much for me at the moment...may I have a hug to calm me down? My mother used to do that when I used to have nightmares as a child.
>>11214071
>Urotsuki
>Aussa
>>11214078
iiya those are children dont fuck them
>>11213989
Aikawa.
So I can fuck that sweet boypussy
>>11214080
Urotsuki and Aussa are different people. You're thinking of Usotsuki.
>>11214087
Who do you take me for?
>all those internet tough guys threatening to beat avafags up if they met in real life
literally Maria tier of cringe lmao
Congrats to this feisty feline
who the fuck are you and what's your source?
>>11214071
WhaT why
>>11214080
Aussa is Usotsuki(pretty little liar) not Urotsuki(the one with the chainsaw)
faction games when
>tfw nobody wants to meet you irl
>>11214106
Because I have my reasons.
>>11214106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkBhrJlcons
>>11213995
Uhmm... what's a pox?
>Star cautiously backs away from the corpse, quickly breaking into a sprint.
>>11214045
>FUCK!!
>So close.
>>11214055
>Star jumps in shock at the cold murder right before her. She gulps and only then seems to remember that she's talking to a trained killer.
W-well, my bad for the mix up Zer0! How about we forget this little problem ever happened okay?
>>11213989
Junko
Last one I have sry
>>11214080
>>11214102
>>11214107
One little letter can make all the difference in the world!
>>11214119
You may be counted under the "+plus many more" part of my post
>>11214105
I just want to peel his skin off of his body while he's still alive
Here is this
>>11214119
>tfw nobody to spot me while squatting.
>>11214140
Go fuck yourself.
>>11214129
You want to fuck her. Pervert
>>11214142
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11214106
Congratulations.
>>11214142
Thank you.
>>11214123
Let's.
>The assassin takes a quick glance at the director's body, blood oozing out of the two wounds in his head plus his nose and mouth, eyes and mouth agape in shock. Zer0 just shakes his head and kicks the body gently.
And done
>>11214133
Don't fucking reply to me faggot
>>11214144
HOW DO I FIX MY KNEE POSITION ON SQUATS
THEY GO SLIGHTLY TOO FORWARD I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>11214105
He deserves more. This would be a much needed wake-up call for the gook.
>>11214142
Thanks, even if I didn't play as much as I wanted to.
>tfw haven't won a single game for a month
>>11214150
>her
>>11214171
cringe
>>11214150
I'll take what I can get
>>11214106
Hey Congratulations!
>>11214142
Thanks for hostin!
>(Sorry for not responding much, but I did read!)
>>11214150
>her
As male as his dead dad.
>>11214147
I love you too.
>>11214183
>when talking about wanting to punch someone makes you cringe
why don't you step outside of your safezone n experience the real world for once?
>>11214160
Too late!
>>11214217
go back to discord underage edgelord
>>11214218
How are you still alive
>>11214218
Kys
>>11214218
>kissu
>>11214106
>>11214142
Thanks for the game Gascoigne! I almost had it! And Congrats on the win Kitter.
>>11214153
>Seeing the assassin focused on the dead body, Star quietly, or as quietly as she could manage, crept away. She made a vow under her breath as she fled.
I'll beat you one day Zer0! Facing strong people like you make this place all the more fun!
>>11214218
>kissu
>>11214217
Hoshi would fuck you up kek
>>11214230
Ever worked construction? You'd cringe to death at all the"underage faggots" talking about hitting someone for not shutting up or fucking up their tasks.
>>11214152
>>11214153
>>11214175
>>11214191
>>11214246
>thanks for being here people
>>11214142
Thanks for hosting.
>>11214253
>tfw recently got a job setting up solar panels
I truly understand the white male's plight now
fucking niggers need to fuck off
>>11214259
Thanks for playing
>>11214000
~3~: How did you...
~1~: I already said that we are going to help you with the ship!
>>11214055
~2~: Basically we are going to help you with anything you want, mister robot. And by anything I mean ANYTHING.
>>11214060
>ERROR: The hackadolls are next to you
~3~: Over here.
>>11214072
~2~: You don't have to have to worry about that. The phone works correctly. We are the hackadolls that the phone mentions. We can help you with anything.
>>11214078
~1~: A hug? Simple and easy!
~2~: Gladly ~
~3~ Fine...
>All the three girls come close to the guy with glasses and gives him a hug. The blonde girl hugging him on his left side. The pink haired girl hugging him on his right side, while her breast kind of presses against him. And finally the tiny one, hugging his belly, because the guy with the glasses was taller.
>>11214253
>lmao look at me guys I'm so tough cuz unlike you I know about THE REAL WORLD
this is some quality cringe
>>11214232
Sheer force of will!
>>11214235
>>11214245
Awww. I sure am popular today!
>>11214269
>Have an extra thanks for hosting!
>>11214293
stfu usotsuki
>>11214302
T-thanks
>>11214274
>10K jumps in alarm.
What the hell!? Is this because I touched the phone? Who are you?
>He quickly reaches for his sidearm, feeling rather threatened.
>>11214248
Oopsie, missed one! Slipped my mind for a second.
>>11214313
That wouldn't be as fun as annoying you, though. No reason to!
>tfw changed people here
You'll never go back to the way you were, and it's because of me.
>>11214325
Can you give me a uuuuuuuuuuh source on this dude?
>>11214347
Thanks.
>>11214347
You didn't do shit faggot
>>11214331
stfu...................... or else.................................................
>>11214347
thanks
>>11214274
Anything?
>Zer0 taps his chin and thinks about just how much "anything" entails. He decides to test the girls with a simple request.
The best weaponry
that would aid my line of work:
assassination.
>>11214368
Never!
Yume Nikki and all of its fangames suck
janitor stop
Post what you're listening to
>>11214352
>(Sure thing! It's called Z Nation. It's on Netflix if you're interested. It's a pretty cool show.)
>>11214377
u asked for it
>teleports in front of u
>spits in ur face
>>11214274
>while her breast kind of presses against him
You need to leave.
>>11214274
Anything you say?
>PBC cocks a brow with interest.
'Scuse myself for my 'impertinent' behavior earlier . . . I apologize for that, I am Plain Bread-chan, yes that includes 'chan' part since it's a part of my name. Again, I'm sorry about earlier, I believe I owe you three a 'proper' apology.
>He whips out three slices of ready available white bread from his shirt pocket, handing it to all three of the girls with a sincere smile.
Eat to your hearts content, there is plenty of more if you're hungry.
>>11214385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdD4tuF2ooY
>>11214385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czxSRqXD8BI
>>11214403
>hating breasts
go away fag
>>11214385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9FcmcdIJxg
I can't believe HG is fucking dead
>>11214385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roJPg-CD9Hg
>>11214427
Rip in peace
>>11214427
I can't believe we finally got the ending to Half life 3
>>11214393
Thanks, man.
>>11214275
Cringing more at your misunderstanding of life outside your safezone.
>>11214438
You know why there won't ever be a half life 3
Because there's only 2 halfs
>>11214385
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lTqrzwz6c8c
>>11214399
>Kicks your shin
HAH!
>>11214380
You suck!
>>11214385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arc_I54oYrg
>>11214464
get out
>>11214444
>checked
>(Also no problem. The first episode can be a slight turn off due to a zombie baby in it, but trust me. Don't give up on it.)
>>11214384
What happened this time
>>11214472
>tickles your armpitsu
Hah bitch
>>11214472
lil SHIT
>sneezes on u
>twice
>>11214464
That actually makes sense
>>11214496
>>11214493
You're all just nasty, huh? Go see a doctor!
>>11214511
says the CRAZY PERSON
YOU DONT KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME
DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON AGAIN
>>11214325
~3~: P-Please don't.
~1~:Yup, it's because you touched the phone! But don't worry, we are friendly and come her to advance you!
>>11214374
~1~: The best weaponry, huh? We can do that! Lets go, hackadolls. Time to get the best weaponry!
~2 & 3~: Ok!
~1~: Also, you have to come with us.
>>11214410
~3~: Chan? and why is that part of your name? Are you actually a wom-
~2~: Don't ask that, three-chan. Bread doesn't have a gender.
>They receive the bread and start eating it. The blonde one eating quick, choking a bit but keep eating anyway. The pink haired one eating slowly. But the small one doesn't eat it for some reason
~3~: Uh, does this count as eating your people?
>>11214511
>keeps tickling
>>11214519
>puts hand on your shoulder
your son's been dead for six years, anon. it's time to let go
>>11214464
>audible sweating
n-no my son, that's not the reason at all
i-it couldn't be, right
>>11214385
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=15rQghphifY
>>11214511
>blows a kiss
>Knucklehead recklessly charges through the arena in pursuit of a small rat, knocking over anything that gets in her way.
>tfw the reason you stay here because of escapism
>>11214519
I'm just fine physically! A little underweight but fine! Physical and mental health are two tooo-tally different things!
>>11214528
>Slaps hand
Cut it out!
>>11214556
>COLDLY IGNORED by the half-crazy person.
>>11214274
>Iida wraps his hands around the girls to the best of his ability, patting them all on the back.
Thank you. Again, I apologize. But could you please tell me why you all had to make such an explosive appearance? Making yourself known to somebody so suddenly triggers an instinctual reflex beyond that of reasoning. I would have hate to hit with one of you or anyone for that matter due to a knee-jerk reaction.
>aims a gun
Come any closer and I'll make this bullet have an adventure in your head.
>>11214527
>Zer0 helmet suddenly flashes out "?".
Where?
>>11214527
>10K slowly lowers his gun, looking incredibly confused.
Could phones always do this? I.. Uh... You came here to do what?
>The pistol is put back in it's holster.
You uh.. girls have names too, right?
>>11214587
why are you holding that gun backwards
>>11214578
Nice timing
>>11214575
How do I make you love me?
HNNNGGGG
>>11214541
Can i drink your breast milk?
>>11214599
this is why
>fires
>>11214614
kamina
stop
Suz has moldy nipples, fucking ew
>>11214572
Get out of here and live your life.
Don't waste it on illusions.
>>11214600
>S-Sorry
>>11214614
>loli vagoo
OwO
>>11214527
Kukukuku, easy now, you're not in a hurry now are you? Eat slowly to savor the splendorous joy of rich bread. There's plenty of more to come to satiate your tummies.
>Breado turns over to three-chan, squatting low to level with her height
Of course not, but If I said yes. . . would YOU still eat it?
>>11214638
fuck off with this meme
Suz has dirt on her belly button, fucking ew
>>11214558
>he leans over and picks the rat up with by it's tail, holding it
Hello there. Is this little guy what you're looking for?
>>11214601
You don't!
I come here to enter games and talk with the people I like. Keyword like. Only one person who comes here has made the effort to be my friend. Nobody else even gives it a thought. So why do I come here again? For that small chance that someone will be my friend.
>>11214601
Chloroform
Box of condoms
secret love shack complete with S&M gear
Suz has cavities and bad breath, fucking ew
Bluepill me on an ava you like.
Replies redpill that ava.
>>11214558
>>11214672
Why do you need friends from this place? I'm fine with just roleplaying/hosting. I don't really want to get to know the people here.
>>11214666
>Knucklehead doesn't even register the fact that someone's come along and scoop up the rat. She sees it go up, so she jumps to try and grab it!
>>11214685
i like aselllus or however you spell their name
Suz never shaves her ass hair, fucking ew
>>11214699
There's some great people from here
>>11214705
Literally who.
>>11214699
I don't host and I don't want to roleplay. I just want to talk to some friends and have fun, help people out.
Suz never clips her toenails, fucking ew
Can I make myself pregnant if I cum inside of my bellybutton too much?
Help?
>>11214662
>Meme
Anon is a nigger, fucking ew
suz doesn't suck my dick, lol what a faggot
>>11214688
>>11214732
>look I named my meme image "the truth" which means I'm totally right
>I'm the redpill you need guys!
>>11214747
Stop it. Stop being cute this instant.
Faction game in 10 minutes.
>>11214769
>Knuclehead isn't sure she can do that.
>>11214776
Where
>>11214776
nobody cares
>>11214776
Perfect.
You ever get your bayonet stuck in someone's chest?
It happens sometimes. The cartilage and tissue is too dense to slice through cleanly, and the guy tenses up as the blade sinks in so it hugs it tight no matter the amount of jerking or pull.
>>11214781
new thread
>>11214782
that's alright
>Drama Games
No thanks, I'd rather have Baron's faction games.
>>11214776
>>11214703
My my my, you're an eager one.
>He holds the rat with both of his hands, shielding it from the sharkthing.
but why would you ever want this little thing? it probably has some diseases in it. Do you know how dirty the ground is?
>>11214776
Yuno post a cute picture please.
>>11214776
I'm fucking ready!
>>11214795
I've gotten swords stuck, the best answer is to use another sword to cut it out
>>11214558
~2~: Look at that cutie over there, let's go see her ~!
~3~ Ok... B-But don't go that fa-!
>The pink haired girls runs towards the weird looking creature, she wasn't paying attention to the floor so she stomps the rat. Now blood of the rat was on her shoe but she didn't care. She pets the interesting creatures without warning.
>>11214578
~3~: That's the app fault not our fault.
~2~ Yeah, we really don't know why does that happens. But it looks cool, doesn't it?
~1~: That was all you wanted, just a hug?
>>11214596
~2~: To the best weapon store, silly ~
~3~ And where's that?
~2~: Let's just go to a random place, like germany!
~1~: Just hold my hand and we are ready to go, robot!
>>11214597
~1~: To advance you!
~3~: Basically help you. And yeah, we have names. This blonde girl over here is one. This girl with the pink hair and big attributes is two. And finally me, i'm three.
>>11214651
~3~: Of course not, I don't have the fetish of eating alive things.
to get it out is easy.
Always make sure you're loaded when you go in to stab. Works best with a heavier load, but if you rock on the trigger and squeeze a round off as you pull back that should knock it loose enough to pull free.
If that doesn't work, you've always got gravity. Knock the fucker off his feet and use his body mass against him.
Shouldn't be hard with a spike going through him.
>>11214795
Have you ever taken a dick in the ass?
Of course you have, faggot.
>>11214841
Thank you.
NANI MO
NANI MO
>>11214705
>He's a dork.
>>11214718
>Flandre. The person with tastes somehow more obscure than mine. Asuka the Wanderer, Ronin, Arle Nadja.
>>11214795
That's why you use blunt objects! You can't get it stuck if you just smash it!
>>11214776
My my~ Already?
Good. I can't wait. It looks like it's time to make the call again for those looking for a faction to fly the flag of:
Pandemonium is always looking for Cannon fod--- Brave, proud warriors!
>>11214807
>Knucklehead stops trying to get it. Clearly the human wants her to do something in exchange for it. She doesn't really understand what he's asking of her though. How dirty the ground is? That concept doesn't really exist to her. The shark cocks her head in response, her tail swaying curiously behind her.
>>11214824
>Knucklehead tries skidding to a stop once she notices someone running at her, but she was going way too fast. She crashes into the girl!
>>11214824
>The assassin shrugs. What does he have to lose from getting the best sniper rifle and katana Germany (wherever that is) may have? He grabs the first girl's hand and waits for whatever's next to come.
>>11214824
>Iida releases all three and then scratches his head.
That and I was going to reprimand you all, but it appears that that phone was the cause of it and it isn't in any of you three's hands. Yes, that is all. Do not allow me to keep you all from whatever you have come to do.
>>11214835
>spike
Kys Spike
>>11214795
>>11214835
I prefer keeping it in. Watch them slowly succumb to it and accept thier death.
>>11214860
Cannon fodder? That explains why you are in it.
>>11214841
Adorable.
>>11214835
What would it take to ship with you?
>>11214896
Oh hi Baron
>clears throat
>opens scroll
Whoever wins for Pandemonium gets a date with Ahri.
.
.
.
I don't mind sharing.
>puts down scroll
This was an official announcement.
>>11214902
But...
>I want a date with you
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That's only more reason for me to not enter under your faction.