Haha I hate myself Trashkin Edition

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>reminded of the thing
>the thing looks fun
>decide the thing is the secret to happiness and fulfillment
>strive for the thing
>do the thing
>the thing sucks
>want out of the thing
>realize this pattern has now repeated for the 687th time in your life

>>11200959
eeyore nooo

haha I've been awake for 35 hours and I don't even feel particularly tired

>>11201056

lucky, at least you can sleep at a decent time, I usually feel tired 24 hours in and sometimes accidentally fall asleep.

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>>11200959
Hello, me.

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>>11200959
>do thing
>thing goes along nicely
>fear I'll ruin it
>thing screeches to a halt
ALT
>get overconfident and careless
>actually ruin thing

haha I need to find my center

>>11201315
You too?
Were we all made in the same tube or something?

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>>11201315
>find person
>like the person
>fear ill fail asking out that person
>fear makes person realize that you're beta
>they reject you
>wonder why you have even attempted

Seeing these threads on the catalog makes me irrationally angry for some reason. Also, hi steak

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I drew this.

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>>11201515
Any idea why? Are you angry at the threads, or is it an anger related to something they remind you of?

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>>11201649
$30 well spent

>>11201675
The possum gives off this smug aura that to me seems to trivialize the depression everyone here talks about (or seems to talk about, I rarely click past the thumbnail)

>>11201649
Lovely. Keep up the good work.

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>>11201735
Some people dip into a martyr complex with it, and others wear it with an almost prideful levity. I know what you mean and don't think your anger is irrational. That said, people cope and fight it in different ways, and everyone's sweet spot is a little different--not to mention goals in talking about it. These threads are quite a potpourri.

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>>11200959
>>11201136
hello Donk twins. how are Lucy and Shay doing?

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>>11201649
$ 30 bucks? thats like over 10 Colt 45s right there

I went to the city and now I want to sit in my room away from people forever.

>>11202249
Is /OOPS/ taking a field trip to /possum/ today?

>>11203182
what city?

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>>11203200
I am a hobo. My clothes are stained with the sights and smells of all the places I roam.

Besides, I like it more for ECMajor's art than for OOP's character design. Pic related.

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>>11203255
I am a fan of ECM art but this here be a /possum/ thread. we try to keep the animals to trash eaters. But your all welcome here to me

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New life motto

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a small raccoon ran out in front of my car on the way home tonight. i had time to slow down and stop. watched it head between two houses. it turned and looked at me. i was like, hey wanna be friends? it seemed to hesitate, but then was like, nah fuck off mate, and went on its way. i have mixed feelings

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>>11203329
I can work around that.

>>11203209
Maitland, NSW, Australia. It's about 2 hours away and I hate it.

Hey /possum/ I just bought an ocarina. Wish I knew how to play

>>11205571
There's a tutorial for pretty much anything you want to learn on YouTube, stop making excuses and start making music.

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haha aaaaaaaa

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>>11205952
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why are we screaming?

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>>11205960
it relieves stress

>>11205984
Oh, okay.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i like eating ass as a meme but would never do it

>>11206376
What is the appeal of eating ass?
It looks silly and the people I know that tried it say it's not fun.

>>11206505
its like eating someone out i guess but you can do it to both genders
it works in the context everyone online is male because its such a strange sexual act it makes for good surprise humor, it will wear out if it ever becomes a big meme really quick as all surprise humor does

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I just flunked out of school because I only got 22% from Slovak grammar and literature repair exam

Highest grade on the repair exam was 43%
Like 16 people didn't pass and also failed

Time to look for a less shitty school

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>>11206514
>>11206505
>>11206376
>eating ass
>a strange fetish

Are you sure you people belong in /trash/?

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>finally in community college
>haven't met anyone
>too shy to talk to people, even my roommate and I have long and akward silences
>brother calls and literally tells me to just "be myself"

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>>11207500
anyone who can get such fine repeating digits is bound to meet someone

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>>11201649
$30 is like two grams of weed a pack of smokes and a 40 oz.

I kinda wish I had $30 right now.

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>>11201649
$30 is a pack of 6 bottles of slightly-better-than-average wine or a six-pack of good beer.

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>>11207653
Something tells me that Clem is a cheap light beer and malt liquor sort of beer drinker. Also where do you live that a six pack of fancy beer costs $30? The most expensive fancy craft beer around here runs like $10-$12 a six pack and even that's ridiculous when you can buy a ~30 pack of cheap garbage for like $20. Of course the average pack of smokes around here is also four or five dollars rather than the eight or ten people in major cities seem to have to spend.

Are we talking $30 USD or AUD?

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>>11207729
$30 in trash animal money, not koala and roo money.

>>11205984
it really doesn't.

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>>11208007
a

>>11207729
what good booze can you get for $30 AUD that'll last me more than a single night?

And don't say goon unless you know some goon that don't taste like trashjuice

>>11208007
but it does, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnon.

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>>11207686
My bad. I meant two six-packs of imported beer, two pints of craft beer -bottles included, and each bottle iss half the price- or pic related.
Also I'm from the Southern Whitelands.

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>had a dream where I died
>can still remember exactly what it felt like
>kind of liked it
h-haha....

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>>11208284
>had a dream
>felt awesome
>can't fucking remember anything except that there was a qt furry gf

>had a dream
>woke up
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

really though, sleeping is the best thing about being alive

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>>11207500
Dealing with people in college is rough at first, but if you wait it out they eventually go away.

>>11208784
>they eventually go away.
That's not the idea situation. You don't have to have friends, but you should get to know a classmate or two in case you have to borrow notes or something.

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>>11209013
I know. I was being silly. It's good to be social, but being social doesn't have to mean the "college experience". It just means finding some kind of equilibrium.

anyone else irrationally sensitive to negative evaluation?

>>11209538
yes

>>11209538
Why do you think I've been postponing my appointment with the shrink?

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>>11209538
My skin is a thick as a paper towel.

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>>11207521
>>11208784
Good news. I met a dude and he's really chill. We played Timesplitters on the PS2 together. M-Maybe good things can happen?

>>11209967
what do you suppose he's going to say?

>>11206534
>slovak
haha nice fucking gay language fag
jk I feel you anon

>>11209538
hello I'm here

>>11210324
Considering I'm seeing a psychiatrist and I'm on meds already, he's going to say "why did you wait this fucking long to come?" at the very least.

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>>11210094
>Timesplitters on PS2

have my possum babies anon kun!

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>>11208284
>>11208405

So anons I've always had really intensely vivid dreams. Last night I had a dream that I transformed into a weird animalistic female creature. I fought for dominance amongst a tribe on planet that had great sand dunes and grass plains. It was beautiful but I had to fight to keep my sanity among the world that constantly wanted to fight for the toughest amongst the tribe. It ended with me retransforming back into my human form and sending my spirit back into my mind. I felt deeply moved by how connected I felt with this character from another world. I was saddened that I might never experience that presence again. I've had transformation dreams happen a couple times. Each time they were very intense experiences but this was the first time I felt emotionally connected to the creature I transformed into.

What does this dream mean anons?

Have you ever had a dream that left you emotional wrecked or exhausted?

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>washing machine kinda croaks
>no manual
>no help
>clean the whole thing
>machine works again
Even though I made a mess of the room and it was a simple clogging, I feel like I've accomplished something.

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>>11211835
Not exactly.
>be young
>come home
>grandparents are there
>the food I like is on it's way
>aunt is joking with me
>good times roll
>I decide to take a nap before lunch
>go to bed
>SLEEP
>wake up
>look around
>queen size bed
>not single bed
>woman sleeping by my side
>slowly realize
>grandparents have been dead for 10 years
>aunt is pushing daisies and we were in very poor terms when she croaked
>my family is my wife and kid
>feel loss, confusion, emotional drain
I did a pic related, possums.

>>11201413
>person rejects you for being beta
Weren't worth it. If you think someone's your friend, and their reaction to you acting worried/afraid isn't to ask, "hey, anon, are you okay," then they probably aren't really your friend.

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fyp9

>>11211835
>>11212729

Always remember, possums: dreams are subconscious wish fulfillment.

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>>11214927
What about my near constant awful dreams, when I even have them in the first place, including (but not limited to): Death in just about every imaginable way, horrible debilitating sickness, having kids, everyone I know and love leaving me, being some random guy in a town under siege in the middle ages (In sepia?), and talking to people?

Fun fact; I had a dream about being eaten alive by a giant mutated plant thing when I was six, in way more detail than should have been possible for me to think of at the time.

Which is probably why plants freak me out.

>>11200959
>find thing
>research thing
>practice thing
>get average at thing
>get above average at knowing about thing
>realize I'll never be great at thing
>quit
>remain average at thing
>talk like I'm an expert at thing to impress others

In the RPG of life, I'm the bard. I'll literally never excel at anything, just be good enough to look talented to the layman.

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suck it nerd virgins

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>>11218086
oc thread now

>>11215760
Hello, me

I'm into cars, and I know for damn sure I'll never ride with the big dogs, but then they're a bunch of elitist fucks and reading Doug DeMuro's wordvomit about how he dropped 50k into a Foxbody Mustang he hasn't turned a single bolt on fills me with ragebile.

So I guess find the one thing that throttles your anxiety, take joy in being perma-mediocre, find some friends who share your not-quite-a-passion, and chill.

Mediocrity only sucks if you're alone, and people who're the best in a given field are usually miserable motherfuckers.

>>11211840
Congrats, anon.

Fixing shit is the best feeling.

>>11203182
>mom dies
>get invited to pirate festival with friends of hers
>go
>don't spaghetti too hard
>make a few people laugh at jokes
>eat a scotch egg, finally
>get exhausted
>get back to empty house
>realize mom isn't there and will never be there
>cry like a bitch for four hours until I fall asleep

>>11212729
Like...I'm compromised since I lost my mom, but...if that shit happened to me, I'd assume it was a sign of an afterlife.

Go wharrgarbl at me about whatever fedora shit you want, I just wanna know I'm gonna get to hug my mom and tell her I'm doing alright one day.

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>>11218579
i know that feel anon
i just lost my dad, he had leukemia and withered away
had to go see him one last time on his death bed and say goodbye, he was in full skelly mode and really out of it. couldnt keep my shit together and cried into his shoulder. it haunts me
i hope it gets better for both of us

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>>11218833
she had a stroke.

it was the cruelest fucking shit, you know? like sometimes with cancer someone'll have a single good day, and you show up then or not at all because it's their day to say goodbye.

my mom woke up, she was talking to people, making jokes, eating soup and applesauce even with aphasia. I got to hug her, I told her everything was going fine, that everyone was rooting for her, and that I'd be back next week to see her

and three days later she has a second stroke and my brother, who used to be an EMT takes her off life support.

like I know brain damage is Some Shit and she'd never want to live that way but I don't fucking care

I want my mom

I want my mom.

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Me and this guy I met hung out pretty much all day, showed him some games on the laptop. Met some other dudes too. Then we went up behind the campus and I smoked dude weed lmao for the first time. Today was pretty alright, /haha/.

I wish my mom wasn't raped, so I could never have been born. my existence is nothing but an awful thing

>>11218877

God, wasn't ready for that feel anon...

wish you good luck mate

>>11200959
The fucking drill's stuck again! Someone needs to fix it!

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Went to gamescom with a friend and got pretty wasted. Any of you possums going to any festivals or conventions ever/soon?

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My roommate was piss drunk and vomiting until like 3 am, and then he woke up at 4 and pissed on the fucking floor. Now the ambulance and cops are here because they think he has either alcohol poisoning or mixed drinks and pills, and I'm sleeping in an empty room with a sleeping bag. Haha.

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I would've taken a pic but they are all blury as shit. I got this special coin from the self serve machine at woolworths today, think I might keep it.

>>11221521
>woolworths
didn't they die off years ago?
either way, cool find anon

>>11221611
No? It's probably the biggest grocery store in Australia, I dunno about in other countries.

But yeah, it's a nice coin.

>>11221636
>Australia
that explains that then
here in bongland it died off years ago

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>>11221636
>Australia
Oh hey it's that place with the genetically inferior and non-cute possums!

>>11222552
Yeah, my friends all asked why my fursona wasn't an aussie possum and I told them that american ones are just cuter.

>>11220197
thanks, man.

listen. you see someone who hasn't been drinking stumble or slur their speech? get them to a fucking hospital and get them an MRI. you see an old person who's previously been all energy start talking about how they're tired all the time? ask them if they had an injury and if they haven't, take them to a hospital and get them a god damn MRI.

My mom was 72 and she was a goddamn dynamo and in the last year she just slowed the hell down and then she had a stroke. If I'd seen it coming...well, you can't do much about strokes, but maybe she could have gotten on blood pressure meds.

>lol ur mom is 72, how old are you 45

I'm 26.

She wasn't expecting to have me, but she gave me a pretty great life anyway.

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>>11218579
>>11218833
>>11218877

Holy shit. Even though its just from an internet possum I really do wish the best for the both of you. I feel for anyone who loses a parent, I really can't even begin to imagine what it feels like.


It also fills me with more depression since I still have both my parents but their beginning to rapidly fall apart. It makes me wish we could just understand each other and like each other a bit more so we don't have to die with lingering frustration towards one another.

I think I am going to go curl up into a ball for a bit and cry.

>>11222907
Do shit for your folks if you can.

Bake cakes. Make dinner. If either of them had stories you remember from being a kid, have them dictate them so you can write them down. Ask about stories you haven't heard before. If your mom does all the chores, take over as many as you can handle.

Talk to them each separately and find out if there's some problem you can settle as a go-between.

I...I asked my mom to tell me the stories she told me as a kid so I could write them down, and by the time she was ready to tell me I was pissed at a video game or some dumb shit and I asked her if we could do it later.

That was about two months before she died.

Sometimes "later" doesn't come. Just enjoy it while it lasts, and try to make it last as long as possible.

But if they really aren't good fits for each other, let them break up. Better to have two seperate, numb parents than two miserable parents together hating each other's guts.

My dad had a stroke in 1999 that was the catalyst for him and my mom breaking up, because she didn't want to be his nursemaid (he'd lost a lot of functionality, but could still talk and work, just was terrible at budgeting and Life Shit) and we had no idea that my dad's side of the family was willing to just step in to keep them together.

And please, hug your mom for me.

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>>11222956
Thank you. I tell hug them and tell them I love them alot. Its just that my family can't stand being around each other. We all love each other but we all have mental illness or serious past issues that were never resolved (ex. shit my parents had to deal growing up with their own parents). I don't live with them anymore and we keep our distance. Its for the best of all of our mental health but it still saddens me that it has to be this way.

My parents are very traditional and probably should have broken up a long time ago but they stayed together for the kids and now their too old to separate even though they bicker and fight a lot.

I just am wondering and worrying what its going to be like when they both pass and all I have left is my brother. My brother resented my existence since I was born and didn't speak to me until I was 18. He used me as a punching bag for his autistic outbursts growing up and now we don't speak to each other at all.

Whats going to happen when I have to deal with him over something as emotional as losing one or both of our parents. I am an mental wreck and I worry about having to suddenly bear the family weight on my shitty shoulders.

Anons why am I such a pathetic shit?

>>11223003
also they are in there mid to late 60s soon to be 70s and I am in my mid 20s. My brother is going to be 31 soon and is still a mental child whos getting married to an inbred mentally child-like woman with failing health and and a strong desire to populate the world with a million children .

I am the youngest and I am going to need to bear the brunt of my family at somepoint and it terrifies me. If I have to take care of my stupid brothers million kids in the future i am going to lose it

>>11223026
Then break ties with him when your folks die.

Change your p/n and whatever emails he knows. Make sure aunts, uncles 'n shit know and also that he doesn't know. If he gets his shit together, he'll be able to find you-if he remains a dunghill, he'll find someone else's life to ruin.

If you can find a shrink who isn't shit, or a family counselor, take them. Leave your brother home.

My brother isn't quite as bad but we only get along now because we're all we have left.

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>>11223048
>we only get along now because we're all we have left
thats what I am afraid of

>family counselor
they refuse family therapy

>aunts and uncles
I don't have any relationships with my extended family. My family is the black sheep of my extended family. I am the black sheep of the black sheep family if then helps explain my situation.

>change you p/n emails
he doesn't talk to me anyway so doing that wouldn't really matter

I am supposed to be going to his inbred wedding this september. He reluctantly asked me to be a groomsmen at his wedding because he has no friends and my parents forced him to.

I am soon going to be a relative to a visibly inbred West Virginia super racist and deeply christian family that I want nothing to do with.

I really am dreading this fucking wedding. Is it in extremely bad taste for the brother of the groom to not make a speech at the wedding. I literally have nothing nice to say about my brother.

>>11223087
>He, uh, respirates oxygen, and, uh, can hold down a job. He somehow survived this long...? I got nothin', let's have cake.

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>>11223138
Not even joking

thats literally all I would be able to say

fucking kill me

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>>11223155
Oh I know! I can talk about how he tried to commit suicide by drinking himself to death every night by downing a full bottle of everclear for about almost a decade while my parents tried to make sure he didn't die on a daily basis!

that'll liven the mood up right anons? The crowd will love that! right?

>>11223155
>>11223177
Dude, just make a bunch of shit about how he's a fun loving and great guy to be around, how you expect their marriage to last forever and etc.

Shit just google a fucking speech.

im in a good mood today

>>11223155
"My brother has been with me all my life, and through everything, my parents always believed in him. Though we never really got along, we recently began to speak to each other, and I'm glad to see he's found someone he loves. I wish him the best in his endeavors, for after all, he is family. What else is there to say?"

There. All technically true, vaguely approving-sounding, and a deep and intense burn if you think about it too hard. Just sound as earnest and understanding as possible and you should be able to pull it off.

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>>11223194
>>11225240

I was thinking about it.

Its all so blantantly untrue. He knows its fake but I guess it will make the extended family that doesn't even know us feel like they do

>>11225518
Do you have to be a groomsman? He sounds just as enthusiastic about this as you are.

>>11225518
Not a word there is untrue.
>My brother has been with me all my life
He's been refusing to speak to you until you were 18, but he was in the same house, right?
>and through everything, my parents always believed in him.
Kept trying to keep him from an heroing with Everclear, didn't they?
>Though we never really got along, we recently began to speak to each other,
Exactly what it sounds like.
>and I'm glad to see he's found someone he loves
Because it means she's saddled with him instead of you.
>I wish him the best in his endeavors,
Faaar away from you.
>for after all, he is family
and you don't get to choose family.
>What else is there to say?
"This is literally all I can muster up to say about this stranger who came out of my mother's hoo-hah."

"Diplomacy is the art of telling a man to go to hell such that he anticipates the trip."
Churchill was an asshat, but by GOD did he know how to write a burn.

>>11226710
Yeah thats probably about what I'll be able to say anyway. Thanks for the coaching.


......now the rest of everything else. thats a different story

Hi guys I've never posted in one of these threads before and I'm thinkin about killin myself

>>11227654
most of us are in the same boat anono

>>11227654
How long have you had suicidal thoughts?

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>>11227654
how'd it get to this point, anon?

>>11227806
Had em as an angsty teenager then they went away then they came back a few months ago.
>>11227835
I never do anything and I'm thinking about going full selfish and just removing all agency from myself forever through death so I don't have to feel guilty about not doing anything.

I love cock

>>11228303
Cock is cool

>>11228303
cock rocks

>>11222764

I'm only 19 mate... Thanks for the advice, I'll surely use it to protect my mother. (my father is a asshole and a spic who was kicked out of the house when I was 13)

It's hard to fathom someone dying like that and I cannot even begin to feel how you did, but really I do hope you find some comfort later on in your late twenties.

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>>11223087
Tell a made up story about his life in the same vein as the aristocrats joke.

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Hello /possum/
I've been thinkin bout stuff like what i wanna do in life and such
Right now i'm not really happy and i know i'll have to do this for another two years

How do i cope with this? How do i cope with having to work all my life just to be retired as an old fart who has done nothing of significance?

I just wanna snuggle someone
T. Mandarinbro, hoping strayabro is around

>>11228863
the other thing you want to do is, if they have a stroke, make sure they get a drain in their head as soon as fucking possible.

they waited like a day with my mom, on top of a two-hour helicopter ride down to a place with brain surgeons, and two hours to get her stable enough to go ON the helicopter. then they had to use fucking anticoagulants on her to get the blood that had solidified in her brain soft enough to remove.

I don't know if that made things worse, but it sure as hell didn't help, and I have a sneaking suspicion she had a half-healed stroke that got popped open by the anticoagulants, and that was the one that killed her.

hug your mom for me.

>>11229298
Hey! Good to see you again dude.

Anything particular going on that's got you down?

>>11229298
Figuring out what you want to do with your life is hell, and I only figured it out by sheer luck.

All I can offer is to try as many different things as possible, and maybe you'll find out what it is. In my case, driving made my anxiety shut up, and after I dropped $2k into a $500 car, I decided to learn how to fix cars, and fixing cars was fun.

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>>11229340
I'm on the last year of apprenticeship right now and i've only just now realized that this whole year is basically a big test and also this job is not what i wanna do for a living because it sucks balls

Maybe it's just the heat tho
I hate being a sweaty mess even after i get out of the shower

Sorry that i haven't been around for a bit, took a break from stuff

>>11229362
Started my career as a welder, found out this job sucks and i want to get into gunsmithing but getting a job in that here is extremely hard

Pic related is my life right now

>>11229563
Welding isn't great but it's very good-paying work. You'll be able to afford moving to somewhere colder on the money.

Parlay your experience as a welder into an apprenticeship as a machinist. The metalworking trades are pretty close, and machining a gun is just fiddlier than making most other things.

>>11229766
For example: I'd never live somewhere it snows, 'cuz in Clapistan we salt the roads and that means all cars rust from the ground up.

You wanna be cold? Move to Wisconsin. There's cheese, beer, and endless work for someone who can fix rust holes.

Just passing by, why is your avatar a possum

was anyone else an unwanted or least favorite child?

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>>11229766
If it paid well i wouldn"t be complaining my dude
If i can't get into gunsmithing directly i'll do the apprenticeship for machinist

>>11229818
But that's exactly what i want, gimme two months of autumn-ish warmth amd snow for tje rest of the year

>>11229823
This is a thread for the followers of the religion of clem, it's not an avatar

>>11229934
I don't know if i was wanted
I didn't like my dad much when i was younger but i like to see when he leaves his hands off the booze when i'm around
Cheers him up a bit, having company and all that

How are you guys doin anyhoo

>>11229994
I meant avatar in the sense of representation rather than forum/game avatar, my bad

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>>11230082
Oh
As said, these threads are based on the comic named habits, you can find em when you search "terrible terrible terrible"

>>11229563
>>Sorry that i haven't been around for a bit, took a break from stuff
Kinda the same, everything became so bleh. How's the arm doing dude?

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>>11229934
I wouldn't say that I was necessarily unwanted but I was definitely the least favorite. Both of my parents I don't think were emotionally stable enough to have children but they did anyway.

My mother had like 7 or so miscarriages in total so she reminded me of that a lot (remember you could have not been born you should be thankful of etc etc etc) also telling me constantly that my dead brothers and sisters were watching me at all times gave me a lot of nightmares as a kid.

My brother was the first and was always the favorite. He was a yes man and quietly followed everything my parents told him to do without question because he never talked. I voiced my opinions and my parents didn't like that so they didn't really pay much attention to me and didn't let me do really anything they let my brother do. They thought I was going to turn to shit and that he was going to be great. That turned around when my brother hit his 20s and turned to shit. Now they see me as the semi stable one (ppphhhfftt) while my brother is a ticking time bomb but now subdued on a lot of pills and cigarettes.

If you have any questions about whether your the favorite or not just ask your parents about you and your siblings baby pictures. If they have a million of them and none of you then that will tell you something.

Also I am the spongeanon from further up

>>11230139
Eh
Itchy as fuck but at least there won't be a big scar since i got a skin transplant
The skin tone is slowly getting paler too to match the rest of my skin

Feels kinda weird carrying around a piece of someone else

>>11229994
I'd never want to live in Wisconsin-I love cheap old cars too much.

But it'd be perfect for you, especially with your welding experience.

>>11230173
that's actually what got me thinking about it in the first place, I was flipping through an old collage and realized that there are more pictures of my older sister than of me

they even put her initials on the car license plate. When they got a new car and had to pick a new one, they fucking kept the initials

>>11229934
Me. By far. My dad never even hit my brother as far as I know.

>>11229320

I will, comrade.

>>11230271
Oh, wow. I guess there's worst things then wearing someone else's skin though, like having none.

Sorry for late reply, I finally got a shrink and was seeing him.

>>11229934
Well, my Mom was date raped and that begot me, so I was pretty much not wanted. Buy my Mom did love me. Calls me her happy lil accident.

>>11233030
You go hug your mom right now.

Call her if you live more than half an hour away.

>>11233285
I did, and have been. Usually call n talk every week or more or so.
Texting her right now, she's gotten super worried since I told her haven't been sleeping well, and some consular said I might have a major depressive disorder.
Didn't have the heart to tell her i was suicidal or losing interest in all the things I loved to do. Since I know she worries so much.

>You're so bad at decisions you can't even make a character in video games

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>>11235194
That's what randomly generated characters are for.

>>11235299
So many games don't have character randomisation though, also maybe I'll play a female because I never do that in video games.

>work tomorrow
quick possum which smt game do i play

>>11236400
all of them at once

>>11233015
No problem mate
I passed out for sleep too
How's things going ?

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babby sittan

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clem pls do not smoke around the chilluns

>>11236492
Alright I think, boyfriend's sister commited suicide so it's been hard for us recently. My shrink is a good dude and been helping me. I also might be able to get a job at the local game shop if all goes well.

How about you?

>>11238454
Kinda bleh as usual
I hope your gf gets better soon anon

My lord, all of you emos should get a job

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>>11239630
i have a job and i just want to kill myself even more
what i really need is some spidercock

I lost 5k in cryptocurrency this week. I should have sold at the peak but I kept holding.
haha i hate myself

>>11239669
You lose one you win one
Such is life, friend

Try holding it to see if it hits another peak?

>>11239749
I'm sure it will. ZRX seems like a sure thing. But it's fucking stressful and I just want to stop this crypto thing but I have to keep going because it's my only shot.

>>11239816
Then sell when it hits peak again and use the money for education or something

>>11239844
I already have a degree. ...and a job. :/

>>11239866
Oh
Well then keep on doing your thing, i'm sure it'll turn out well :3

>>11240186
3:

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>Been looking for new school while casually chatting with my best friend via IMs
>Discover that my best friend went to the same shitty shithole of school as me just because of me
>She wanted to go to a completely different school entirely
>She wasted 4 years on a completely different school just because of me
>Yet I was almost always absent and rarely supported her (cuz it was the total opposite)
>Now feel like crying for being a huge piece of shit

>>11240725
go cuddle her right now

>>11240725
go talk to them now bro

>>11239652
>spoider cock

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>>11239652
but anon. she'll just fill your ass with baby spiders and then leave you to raise them in your butt cavern

>>11207500
the single greatest piece of advice i ever revived was to read the book of Proverbs, even if you are a secular person its full of excellent advice, particularly concerning dealing with other people and how to conduct yourself in the world. After reading it and applying its lessons to my life i felt more based and i belive others around me noticed and found that attractive.

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>>11241905
The same could be said for this meme book or a long list of worthless bargain bin self help books. It really isn't rocket science dealing with people but actually doing so requires practice and patience that people tend to lack.

>>11241984
I've seen that book recommended a lot but never read it. What's meme-y about it? Does it offer super obvious advice like smile and remember someone's name when talking to them?

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I decided to meticulously craft some deep philosophical one-liners that will probably change your life. Tell me which ones hit the right notes to make you magically become a better person.

>If you really think about it, it really doesn't matter
>Follow your heart but mind where it leads you
>Being short just means you can find more people to look up to
>Good friends from a circus will always have a safety net for you when you're walking on a tight rope
>Cut your nails before they cut someone else
>Your identity was crafted by everyone but you
>We can never truly know if both you and I see the same shade of blue
>Shallow cuts sting the most

>>11236668
Cute.

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>>11242429
Here's the contents, make your own assumptions about it.

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>>11242462
Pretty facebook tier honestly. Kind of like those 'deep' messages people take photos of that were scrawled on a wall somewhere.

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>>11242665
here I can summerize that whole fucking thing in two lines

>actually listen to people when they talk
>don't be an asshole

wow that was exhausting. Can I be a published self-help writer now?

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>>11242462
>>11242719
>cut your nails before they cut someone else
kek. thats some deep shit right there

All of that sounds like variations on useless advice I've seen old ladies meme post on facebook

good satire
10/10

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>>11242730
The actual secret is learning how to sell advice to people who won't take it but will happily purchase it anyways.

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>>11242807
Posting one more because this one is actually clever. If you're going to drop dank wisdom try and get a laugh out of people in the process.

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>>11242719
Pools always look shallow from the shore. You have to dive in to really see how deep it truly is. :)

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>>11242933

>>11242462
>Your identity was crafted by everyone but you
Well shit.

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hey yall
im having an issue
>in a long distance relationship with my gf who i love
>been friends with a dude longer than ive known gf
>dude is long distance too
>always had feelings for dude, but always reckoned he didnt have them for me
>still made me depressed even tho im in a great relationship
>feels awful
>a month or two ago, he admits he has feelings for me
>tell him that i do too
>suffer
>havent replied to gfs messages bc im having a massive crisis
>i still love her so much but i love dude a lot more(like i said, we've known eachother longer)

i dont expect advice but id appreciate it
also here is a picture of my budgies

>>11244918
nice birds.

>>11244918
Stick with your GF until you have a legitimate reason to leave I'd say. It's kinda shitty to just leave someone just because a better deal pops up.

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>>11244918
I can't give you great advice but I can give you my empathy. I am too much of a loser KHV to be saying much but Id say go with what you hear tells you you need to do.

Are you sticking with gf just becuase or do you really love her?

You say you really love this dude and have known each other longer. IMO I would go with the dude unless you have deep love for gf.

It will be shitty to break up with gf but it will also be shitty breaking dudes heart because you feel obligated to stay with gf

I think you have more to lose hurting someone you've known and have deep feelings for a long time then someone else you may not have the same strong feelings for

Have you tried talking to gf about it and see if she understands your plight or do you think she would destroy you if she found out

also nice birbs you got there
whats their names? do they talk?

>>11244918
you should like, put your penor in her vag while he puts his dick in your butt, dude

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>>11245720

>>11244918
I want to try to give you good advice but I'm so angry at you for having the problem of "too many people love you" that my advice is gonna be kill yourself you fucking fffffffffffffffffffffff

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>>11245041
thank u they love u
>>11245268
yeaahhh i get that
>>11245358
honestly, im only in a relationship with her bc she was going through a really hard time last year, she asked me out and i couldnt bear to say no bc it would break her heart
i guess my love for her isnt...legitimate? on my end it feels more platonic
i havent told her abt the guy because i think she'd be pretty upset about it..im rly not sure what to even say
and their names are pickle and banana, they like to yell a lot
>>11245720
sick thanks!
>>11246221
i love u anon

(sorry for the sideways pics)

>>11246807
If your only with her because you took pity on her then you should definitely be with the dude that is if you generally love him and aren't just trying another pity relationship. That shit sounds sad but I am the master of sad so throwing bricks in glass houses and whatnot.

also pickles and banana! thats fucking adorable!

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>>11242730
What are you, the Mengele of hot dog buns?

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>>11246807
>honestly, im only in a relationship with her bc she was going through a really hard time last year, she asked me out and i couldnt bear to say no bc it would break her heart

She's going to hurt eventually. It's either sooner, or later, and the later it happens, the worse it's going to hurt.

>ywn be a mother

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>>11253322
Thank fuck

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>>11253322
I HAVE ASCENDED

>>11253322
good

>>11253322
>parenthood is optional
what a relief

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possums
i bailed so hard
it hurts to breath
like a thousand children kicking my torso
did i break a rib? thank god i have whiskkey

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>>11253648
What happened to you, possum?

>>11253658
tried to drop in on a ramp with a skateboard and fell. shit hurts.

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>>11253705

There's a reason why most people give it up in early adulthood, shit's rough on you when you fuck up. Props for keeping it up to look rad while presumably being sad.

>>11253732
thanks, possum. when i get better, ill give it another go, just for you. also thats a brutal strip, wtf?

>>11253732
Which chapter of Habits is this from?

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Possums
Is it normal that I feel like I took antidepressants after smoking weed
Did I just waste like 15 bucks

Haha

well this is depressing

>>11256453
What is depressing?

>>11256651
Most things, when you have depression.

>>11255574
Its your first time right? Hold the smoke in for at least 8 seconds. Then release.

>>11256691
But what were you mentioning in your post?

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>>11255574
No they shouldn't feel remotely similar.

Honestly nothing really compares to weed, even though there are more enjoyable drugs out there those quickly run into problems with no nonsense addiction and legality problems.

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>>11253751
>>11254148
It's one of the earliest ones and the introduction of Douglas, I think it's the third one ever and it came after the fictional punk band names comic. I'll go ahead and post it.

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>>11258407
It's a shame we never really saw clem's female friend do anything interesting. She's woefully underused.

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>>11258437

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>>11258450
gross.jpg

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>>11258465
Poor Douglas. Dead dad and a bad girlfriend.

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>>11258491
Funny story but I actually knew a guy with a literal puke bucket that was labeled as such. Used to be a huge pickle bucket that you'd get at for commercial restaurant purposes.

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>>11258525
Second to last frame, the last one was the first one posted.

Also you can find basically all the clem related art and comics on her terribleterribleterrible tumblr blog.

>>11258548
Thanks for posting this, man

>>11259007
No problem, if I was less lazy I'd post the comics more often but what is anyone even doing hanging around here without knowing the source of the threads.

>>11256901
Actually third time and been doing that
Other than anything bright burning my eyes out or high heart rate, it didn't really do anything

Did I get scammed

>>11259391
Might just be shitty weed yeah.

>>11259391
Some people don't get high their first couple times smoking. Next time try an relax yourself and watch something entertaining instead of focusing on getting high.
Or ya, it could be shitty weed.

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>>11259391
Kinda sounds like it. Legal states are the best because you can get the dankest of weed and know exactly what strain it is and the exact percentages of the individual cannabinoids in the plant or extract. Street weed can be anything from oregano or synthetic 'spice' to mexican brick weed to the dopest dope you ever smoked.

>smoke weed
>it just makes my eyes and throat sore
I don't get what all the DUDE WEED LMAO hype is about

How do I get weed if I have no friends

>>11260041
is your mom cool or do you have the most obvious stoner landlord in existence?

>>11260082
No and no.

>>11260111
rip
at least you got trips

>>11260041
Just go to your most urban gas station and ask any black guy if he's selling.

>>11260146
That sounds like a fast way to get stabbed. I guess I won't be smoking weed until I find some friends...

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>>11260041
>>11260319
Get a job at literally any fast food joint or restaurant.

They have the single highest rates of employed drug users out of any profession, and that includes shitty manual labor, wall street, and rock stars. Just act hip and chill and if they don't outright approach you asking if you smoke weed you can easily spot the ones that do. The same method applies to hard drugs but you'll never be approached about it, it's something to brought up in private once they're comfortable and familiar with you being a fellow druggie loser.

>>11260423
Even in Europe?

>>11260082
where do you find an obvious stoner landlord

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>>11260720
I'm a burger so I wouldn't have a clue but I imagine it's a fairly universal thing. Turns out working with food blows ass, the requirement to get those jobs are nothing whatsoever provided you look eager enough to work, and most of the employers know they would have an infinitely harder time keeping and hiring people if they actually drug tested. A local restaurant can't afford to care about it even more than a huge chain like McDonald's can which is why huge chains are more likely to test and in general just watch their employees like hawks and train cameras on them.

You could also potentially meet drug people at bars and concerts and the like but it's harder to gain their trust and strike up conversation than if you worked with them at some shit job.

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>>11260423
>Just act hip and chill

>>11260734
next door

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>>11261016
Yes it was intentional.

But it's also the truth, if you act square and not chill people don't want to do drugs with you.

>>11261598
Are there any guidelines? All I can think of is be dirty, fuck up things, and laugh at everything

>>11261772
Being a fuck up at work just means they'll schedule you for five hours a week until you quit if you don't fuck up bad enough to get fired on the spot.

There's also no real guide to being cool, it heavily depends on location but it basically comes down to talking to people and being friendly and sometimes looking the part. If people like you all that needs to happen is just a completely serious 'man I wish I could smoke a fat joint after work, think you could help me out?' to the right person and they'd almost always be down to smoke with you if they're a stoner and have weed to smoke. Don't be a tool that tries to be all wink wink nudge nudge subtle about it or they'll probably think you're weird.

>>11261876
Step one is get a job I guess. I'm not good at socializing after being a NEET for 7 years

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>>11262124
Yeah but it could be fun and you could find actual friends worth hanging out with. I met some real nerds and geeks through shit work and they're the type to play dungeons and dragons, magic the gathering, vidya, watch anime, and they're also the same people I found smoked weed did drugs and got drunk other than a few cases of regular ass normies that still did those things sans the geek shit.

Protip: look for younger people who smoke cigarettes

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Yesterday i came home from work to find that my GF got me a new bed, (mine was pretty old and would squeek whnever you move) and insted of thanking here i broke down and hid, i was fucking terrfied of this bed. it makes no sence but just seeing something new where somethings been for 25+ years freaked me out, i refuse to even enter my bedroom now. i had my GF grab my Laptop and a few pairs of clothes and now i sleep on the floor

>tfw your so pathetic that a new bed causes you to have a mental breakdown

>>11262353
Dang are you a hot mess. I don't like change either but that's kind of extreme buddy, at least your gf puts up with it considering new beds are fuck expensive.

>>11262264
Oh that's another thing I noticed chill people do, smoke.

>>11262353
maybe have a few beers before bed, if you drink. help you relax. maybe get some sage n shit, burn out the bad jujus

>>11262396
i agree, but maybe that shits haunted?

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>>11262418
>enabling mental illness

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>>11262412
Traditionally yeah it's cool as hell. These days people are all about vaping and that's actually the easier one to get into because you don't even need to get yourself addicted to nicotine to participate. If you're a loser doing drugs you probably don't care about dying enough to not smoke cigarettes though.

>>11262453
It seems like a pinch of self destruction is cool, I've already started drinking, maybe I'll go for smoking too.
I mean I'm already destroying myself in NEETdom so why not attempt to replace it with something cool right?

>>11262353
Was it a nice bed though?

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>>11262472
Just remember that the lifestyle is a literal dead end and if it doesn't kill you god help you if you try and be that hip and chill 30 year old acting like a teenager. I won't persuade you into making decisions you yourself should be making about your life.

>>11262558
it is a really nice bed, super soft and all, i just cant be around it

>>11262668
>30 year old
Well I should have 8 years go then in less than a month

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>>11262558
here is the bed, ignore the fan and charger sitting on it
>i havnt seen it with sheets and a blanket on it so that was intresting

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>>11262748
Nothing wrong with being a older fuck up, it's just more depressing to see from an outside perspective.

I've spent plenty of time smoking weed and drinking cheap beer with actual grandmothers. It is what it is.

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>>11262668
>that hip and chill 30 year old acting like a teenager.

>>11262906
Myself I literally went into NEET hibernation at 15 and now I have to do a crash course on my life.

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>Stressed to the point of cutting again over the thought of ending it with my boyfriend.

Possums who have dated people, when should you break up?

I do think I look really nice in these baseball shirts tho.

Tfw almost 30 but feel like the same manchild I was at 18, having a steady job and independence being the only differences

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>>11263034
What an aesthetic possum you've got there. Also it should ideally happen before actual problems do. I've seen shit get real nasty when people tried hanging onto something that will quite plainly never work out.

how come everyone else gets to feel attachment to others? i try my hardest to and still nothing

>>11262353
>Frightened by the change of your bed
Anon, what else freaks you out?

>>11263282
getting my hair cute or even the thought will send me into a panic attack

going out into any sort of public (ie a restaurant) is the equivalent of hell for me

math frightens me, and gives me severe headaches

>im a mess

>>11222764
my deepest condolences anon, my feels are with you.
thanks for the advice, I guarantee, you have saved lives.

>>11263121
Hmm, it might be to that point, I'll talk to him again and see if this can be worked out (doubtful).

Cheers m8

>>11242462
all very ok but not life changing. first one was cringy.

>>11244918
be polyamorous

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT POSSUM

>>11263066
same, i did some personal development and grew up a bit once but because of autism there's a part of me that's always about 6 years old. sometimes I feel like a sad lost child.

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>(try to) exercise, end up doing less than what I did when I wasn't trying
>(try to) draw
>(try to) read philosophy
>(try to) read fiction
>(try to) play music
>(try to) get engrossed in other shit like watching watching movies or anime or playing video games or ERP
>(try to) get interested in travel
>(try to) learn a language
>(try to) code
>(try to) make friends from /trash/

And yet I always end up doing nothing. And now I'm entering university a year late due to dropping out of college, and I'm carrying a bunch of promises to the university that I can't even keep up because my neutral state is doing absolutely nothing. On top of that, they accepted me while I was two grades lower. I haven't spoken to anybody online for five days. I'm so bored. I don't even want to do any of that stuff. I don't want to do anything, but I also don't want to do nothing.

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>Inhale a large pizza on my own in an hour
>giving birth to it the next day on the toilet

>>11264946
Fap to loli porn.

>>11264957
I get a boner whenever I do this.
Does that make me gay?

The school isn't even started and him I'm already stressed

I fucking hate Deb's
>Instead of study and come back proving you
>lol make this fuck Toon's of """homework"""

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>>11264970
I've masturbated an average of once a day since I was 13 or something. Now I'm 19, and it's getting really tiring. Not even refined tastes can be saved from mindless repetition. Man, now I'm wishing that I were a great loli artist like Mochi. My fantasy was to spend 6 hours a day practicing drawing until university starts from the day I stopped talking to people (which would've given me a month). Of course, I haven't touched a pen or pencil since the holidays started. I guess I still have time, but I'd be kidding myself if I said that I had any semblance of willpower to go with that.

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>>11264946
Try to start with one thing first, anon. Also, it seems like you need more personal motivation. Someone who does something with you, even just it being keeping track of said thing with someone online. It helps me when there is someone i can talk my little accomplishments with and share them to some degree.
Also, just ask for someones discord id here or try to wiggle yourself through the autism discord generals.

>>11265036
>getting a boner from having your ass torn apart
>and shit
dude disgusting

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>>11265089
Man, these Captchas are getting hard. Anyway, I did all of those one at a time. In any case, I've joined many Discords and tried to do shit with many people but in the end they always lost interest before me or had a life and got caught up in that. I wouldn't mind providing my Discord again though -- it's not like I'm doing any better by having Discord and Steam off.

>>11265036
it means you have serious issues

scat fetishists get naturally selected out due to obvious health hazards

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>>11265164
Sure, drop your discord if ya want. Or make a throwaway email and ill send ya mine in tomorrow or so. Cant provide ya with great chances, but in one of three times i made a great friend for live
(probably/hopefully). As for the the other options you already tried, have you considered checking other sources for help against motivation loss? Most of the time they are stupid repetitive selfhelp books, but sometimes you can lose yourself in them for a placebo effect.

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>>11265378
https://pastebin.com/nU0JWAZK
Here we go again. Also, regarding self-help books: I'm not that simple.

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>>11265472
Alright, ill hit ya up tomorrow. For now im going to bed.

>>11265519
Night, anon.

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>>11263321

>>11263321
>Assuming you meant cut not cute.

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>>11267999
nice triops

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What's up, possums?

>>11271405
I've got a trip to an animal kennel next week for part of my assignment. Get to do some hands on work there. Hoping I might be able to hit it off well with the manager and ask about jobs once I've finished my studies.

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>>11263321
As a former math tutor who often felt like a grief counselor, every time I hear from the legions of people left terrified of math because of a shitty education system, my spinal fluid boils.

>>11271982
somehow math is the one thing i can completely lose myself in. i can just put on some loud music and forget time for a few hours.

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Me rn

>find thing i like
>decide to get invested in it
>it dies less than a month later

My life is nothing but missed opportunities and mediocrity

It's gotten to the point where i don't even want to bother getting invested in different hobbies or joining communities since i know that more than likely they're going to die as soon as I start or are at least several years past their prime by the time i get to them

>sitting around feeling fine
>random unjustified thoughts that secretly no one in my friends group actually likes me
>cry for half an hour, masturbate and sleep

haha

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friendly reminder that /possum/ is mathematical

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>Bend practically over backwards to appease and help out
>say or do one thing wrong
>get yelled at and demeaned and dismissed even though you're practically a doormat
>can't fight back at all
>"what do you have to complain about"
>get shit for bitching and moaning despite doing none of that
>get unintentionally gaslighted hardcore the two days before yesterday
>head got bashed in and bled for a while
>scraped right elbow really badly

That was my weekend.

>>11273499
I struggle adding single digits. Am I real possum?

>>11271982
when it comes to math in school, i was never taught, they just assumed i knew and would pass me on, when i got to highschool i barly knew how to mutiply

I'm falling behind in my classes so i decided to delete my main forms of contact i use and go cold turkey for a week thinking that without distractions i'd be more inclined to focus on my work but it actually just made me realize how sad and lonely I am and how reliant on online friends i am to not feel like a pathetic wreck

Doesn't help that i'm going through obnoxious waves of depression that appear and disappear at random

I miss when i could sit at home alone for hours on end and not be bored or lonely, what happened to that me?

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>>11273575
good enough but keep at it

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>>11265519
I honestly regret waiting with Discord on even though that time wouldn't have been spent well otherwise. In any case, time to go back to doing nothing.

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>>11273987
Oh, dude sorry. Another friend came by this morning and broke down crying on my shoulder cause of a break-up. I send ya a friend request. Sorry to keep you waiting.

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>still feel like it's 2014 some days
>look at music from the era and notice it's been three years
>Feed Me is 6 years old
>it's been five years since I drew reliably
>it's been four years since I felt really passionate about a TV show

Stop time and let me catch up, you sons of bitches.

>>11273575
>>11273576
Honestly, you know what taught me basic math?

Minecraft and STALKER.

Giving a shit about what you're doing makes it a helluva lot easier. I learned multiplication beyond 5s, 10s, and 2s from figuring out how many stacks of things I'd need to make a given building, and how many rounds would make however many magazines I'd need to take with me on a raid.

There's a mantra I live by since I finally managed to make my brain stop shrieking at me whenever I didn't do perfectly the first time:
"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid."