HG Thread
Give me 24.
>inb4 another thread full of cancer and shitposts
>>11190999
Yomika
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>11191017
+1 for cute.
Abathur
Araragi Karen
Cara Delevingne
>>11190999
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>11190999
Witch
Motobug
Upvote
>>11190999
Fujiwara no Mokou
Machi
Mokou is my wife
Rebel Taxi
Abigail
>>11191009
Inaccurate. Silver Queen not Queen of Blades. Reminiscent of terran, ancient zerg qualities, psionic abilties. Scent irrelivent. Terran comfort not needed.
Togame
>>11190999
Reigen Arataka
Heavy Gunner
>>11190999
Bondrewd
Machine Gun Suzi
Tetra
Shantae
Five more.
>>11191064
>tfw almost picked up a zerg not too long ago
Eggman-kun
>>11191078
Victorious Leprechaun
Set Riggins
>>11191072
Roberta>Suz
Dick Vader
Wood Man
>>11191064
>Writes your name on a chalkboard
A
Bath
U
R(equire)
It's in your name. How about you stop serving the Queen of Spades and start serving the purpose of human comfort? You look like something that can be won over with a few handfuls of candy. I'm gradeschool rich, I can get you that easy. Without blinking!
>>11191093
Come on.
You can't say that for sure. We haven't even met
>>11191112
You're still my favourite. Just shave your armpits once in a while and smoke less.
Reaping.
Lord Beerus
>>11191112
>took on a special forces group with just a musket and fletchet rounds
>is a qt maid
>wielded a barret m82 with grenade launcher attached one handed
>didn't have a sinking ship with a furry
I rest my case
>>11191127
I, Reigen Arataka, will...
Nevermind. Someone did it for me.
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>11191127
Why am I with the fake one?
>>11191127
>Tetra and Shantae in the same district
Heh
>>11191143
Aw fuck you you ruined it.
>>11191118
I only have patience for one so pick your favorite.
One keeps the meek of heart away. The other keeps them alive.
>>11191111
Indignity. Unacceptable. Must elimi-
>Abathur is interrupted by the terran's second flurry of incoherant words.
Infatuation impossible. No viable reason.
>>11191157
Shave your armpits. I can live with you producing more fumes than a death camp oven in WWII but hairy armpits are over the line.
Starting.
>>11191155
Maybe some day.
>>11191174
Oops, I think I done goofed
could be better if less gay
>>11191174
Wonderful show. I think this might actually be the earliest I've ever gone. This might actually be last place for me.
>>11191184
>complains about the fake then proceeds to kill the real one
Good job Ocelot.
>>11191142
From Mali?
Mexicans are maids
Bullshit. I need two hands to actuate the secondary trigger unless you're holding it in some retarded way that doesn't even make any sense
......
W-whatever man, I got what I wanted.
>>11191166
I don't think you understand the impracticalities of personal grooming in the field. I'm trying to kill the enemy not win a prissy ass beauty pageant.
>>11191204
No, smoking is a great way to stay undetected and hidden you freaking gook. You want to get some after-action ''action'' or not? If you prefer mr Buzzy McStiffWood, by all means!
>>11191204
She's also better looking when batshit mad.
>>11191165
What's a bug like you even want anyway? Raw meat? Sorry, all I've got is Tako-sausages from my bento. None of it is for you!
>>11191225
Oh damn. That gun is actually pretty cool.
But hey. You aren't man enough to handle a woman like that, so anything you say is totally worthless on the subject.
>>11191211
Hey if you're eager enough, those mid-mission breaks don't have any hang ups despite being covered in mud, blood, and gunpowder.
>>11191202
I-I messed up...
>>11191240
B-but I wasn't cosplaying.
>>11191229
Sustinance not desired. Only focus is evolving the swarm. Aquire strong sequences, impliment into zerg organisms. Make stronger, better. You, terran. Possess poor essence. Little value.
>>11191286
Oh yeah? Well you possess even less value. I don't see you stupid Queen around to protect you from the strongest snail in existence.
>>11191300
>Day 2 and all of my filler is already deado
God fucking damn it. I knew the "multiple filler curse" would do this.
>>11191311
You are cancer
>>11191320
What else is new?
>>11191349
Winner next.
>>11191356
>>11191304
Inaccurate. Terran organisms, primitive structure, low biological adaptability. Am woven by Overmind from numerous zerg species. A Brood of one. Queen of Blades, pinnacle of zerg evolution. Sequences complex, yet clean. Greatest leader.
Your winner.
>>11191398
Whoops
>>11191406
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>11191406
Thanks for hosting champ
>>11191406
Not a very good show from me but maybe next time.
How does one be a good host?
>>11191409
>>11191414
>>11191421
>>11191423
Thanks for playing.
>>11191427
Host. Don't be a faglord in the short span leading up to it, during or the short span afterwards. Pretty much it.
>>11191427
>custom code
>good looking backgrounds
>active host
Why is xxxtentacion so edgy
>>11191427
Rig it for me and erp with me on discord.
>>11191458
Thred status-ded
>>11191505
Acknowledged. Will return to work.
>>11191530
Still about 87% sure this is pony fucker
>>11191427
just host anything because no matter what you do, eventually people will start sucking you off, even if your game is shit
>tfw wanted to try out a new ava
>the Abathur ava has the same schtick (to a degree)
Fuck.
Quick - someone flip a coin.
>>11191546
>pony fuckery
That's clearly a dog
>>11191563
>tfw never gonna have two avas sucking you off simultaneously
>>11191579
So? Him, Sliver and you can form a party.
>want to try out a new ava
>he doesn't respect women
>>11191367
What's wrong with me? Why can't I be a leader? I deserve to be followed!
...Er... I worded that poorly.
>A flier blowing in the wind hits Hachikuji right in the face
What the heck?!
>You catch a glimpse of what it says before she claws it off her face
>"Late reply, work's a bitch eh?"
>>11191597
Women are stupid and I don't respect them
>>11191593
>partnering with Luna
>ever
Hahaha
No.
Hot
>>11191563
This.
>>11191593
But sliver isn't any fun.
>>11191620
I can't argue with that.
>>11191601
I'll fucking fight you
>>11191546
>SQ
>RP
You can only pick one
>>11191563
>host
>it's shit
>wow thnx i really enjoyed it
>>11191601
>>11191640
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>>11191645
honestly I get sick of that more than anything
>>11191640
>>11191653
Damn, I thought you guys would know the song.
>>11191642
That's not entirely true. I used to do it a lot, but I've been losing a lot of steam. I guess I can only do so much with the same ava for two years.
>>11191640
Bring it ya wanker! I'll bloody put ya down undah!
>>11191694
>
>>11191601
Thats right, I just have sex with them
>>11191597
Is this really a problem though? Characters are shitty without any flaws. I get it if it's obnoxious but that's not too bad a trait to have for a fiction character.
>>11191680
Plus most of us avoid you and your shitty avas like prison rape.
>inb4 kamina
>>11191421
So what was it you wanted from Ahri anyway? Was it sex? was it good?
Can I tap that next?
Has the menu on the left side of youtube disappeared for anybody else?
it's just an empty grey space now
>>11191725
Speak for yourself.
>Cries uncontrollably
>>11191736
The drop down one? It's there for me.
What browser are you using?
>>11191750
Firefox
it was there yesterday and i've done nothing to it since, it's going to be a pain to navigate without it now
>>11191761
Tried it with firefox, works for me.
Can you post a screenshot? Maybe I'm thinking of the wrong menu.
>>11191736
Fine for me. Reboot your shit and make sure things are up to date.
>>11191772
>>11191773
fucking hell i just opened a new tab and apparantly it's there now
even when clicking the button before it wasn't showing up
goddamn what the fuck youtube making me freak out
>>11191780
Kek, shit happens.
Say something nice about an avafag you dislike
>>11191780
Protip: sometimes technology fucks up.
>>11191749
> Does lolcow things for you
New game when?
>>11191786
DDD has some fuckable avas
>>11191786
He hosts.
>>11191786
We share fetishes
>>11191793
>Still cries
>>11191786
He's done a lot of things for the community
>>11191786
Hoshi, although unemployed and hopelessly addicted to HG while having nothing else to do with his life, at the end of the day is human, barely, and therefore must sleep so he's not shitting up the threads 24/7, so I guess I appreciate that about him.
>>11191814
>Self deprecates
HNNNNGHHHH!!!!
>>11191830
This got me
>>11191786
Even though I dislike them, they make good jokes and I reluctantly laugh when I read them.
>>11191836
I'm curious.
>>11191786
Sometimes, Sunset is cool
>>11191806
>>11191811
>>11191822
>>11191836
Why do you dislike them in the first place?
>>11191848
Are you trying to be one of those phoney psychiatrists or some shit?
>>11191786
They got good taste in Pokemon.
>>11191832
Calm your dick Shion
>>11191857
No, just curious.
>>11191848
Chronic shitposter, while simultaneously believing that they're above it all. The attitude, and the behavior is just too much.
>>11191864
Kamina
Hoshi
Asgore
Littlefinger
Izaya
>>11191874
Oh yeah it's one of those
>>11191874
LF and Izaya are cool though
>>11191874
Don't forget about Seth, Adachi and KK
>>11191848
I have my reasons.
>>11191852
Telling who it is gives away the secret, anon.
>>11191864
I know it's you SQ.
>meta discussion
nice rp fags
>>11191878
Seth and KK are cool tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgTptp1q-Hw
>>11191884
You can keep playing guessing games, but I'm not gonna just go and say "It was really me, x!" because I'm not retarded.
>>11191884
But that original statement could just as easily be applied to shitter queef.
>>11191884
It's actually not, I'm this one >>11191806
>>11191864
I actually don't. It's just my desperate attemptd to save whatever relevance I have left. My codes are trash, I barely RP and host, and I've not done anything noteworthy recently. But for some strange reason I'm still a threat to some people who constantly have to shoot me down when I make claims in jest.
>loli Asuka noises
>>11191888
I am rping you asshole, as someone posting anonymously who hates on others.
>complains about entitlement
>anonymously talks trash behind avas' backs
:thinking:
>>11191912
Can't use logic with shitposters.
>>11191874
>>11191878
Those people have done nothing wrong.
>>11191925
Kamina and Hoshi have done just about everything wrong
>>11191939
This.
>>11191939
>>11191960
>samefagging your shitpost
pathetic
>>11191939
>>11191960
I'm sorry.
But that won't do much, I suppose.
>>11191906
I see you've changed tactics.
>threat
Don't flatter yourself.
>>11191906
>>11191974
>>11192007
>giving it (You)s
Just ignore it, it will eventually fuck off or kill itself.
Fuck is this "woe is me" shit
>>11192015
>>11192007
>>11192017
Tactics? I'm still some shitposting mastermind or something?
>>11192017
Irrelevant fags using cute anime girl pictures and self-pitying rhetoric to beg for attention.
Basically ERP without the digital handjob.
>>11192015
Doesn't work. He'll just give himself (you)s anonymously to make it look like people still care enough about his posts.
>>11192027
I have no idea who this could be.
>>11191846
Shoot.
And I ain't even tryin'
>>11192027
Supreme izaya
Uguu~
I wanna cum inside Suz!
But she's not here
>>11191786
He made a decent game sim, at least?
I don't fucking know man, it's really difficult for me to list any positives about Jude.
>>11192026
Only if that's how you think we perceive you.
>>11192055
Did you ever try to stick your dick in a stormdrain? No? Try it. YOu'll receive the same effect.
>complains about HG being an unforgiving shithole full of toxic people who won't let go past grudges
>proceeds to shitpost people for shit they did 2+ years ago
:thinking:
>>11192064
There is no positives about Jude, but you should pat yourself on the back for even trying
>>11192088
So if someone purposely ran over your dog two years ago, you'd be totally cool with it today?
>>11192094
Can't change the past faggot Things die, that's just what they do.. Accept it and move on
>>11192094
>comparing the events of a RNGames-RP 4chan community to a real life death
>>11192088
You're somehow implying Hoshi has gotten better, which he hasn't.
And if you're not talking about Hoshi, then you can just insert literally any shitty avafag and it'll still apply.
>>11192094
Yeah. 2 years is more than enough time to exact my revenge.
>>11192111
The difference is these shitters have received little to no comeuppance.
>>11192103
That's the talk of a cuck, but I guess it's not surprising coming from you
>>11192103
It's like you know when I'm preparing to jerk off.
You always arrive in the thread just in time.
>>11192094
>>11192108
>>11192116
Gotta love those cyber-bullied victims turned edgelords unironically thinking they have the higher moral ground.
>>11192129
Nice projecting.
>>11192129
Moral high ground has nothing to do with it. This faggot over here is expecting everyone to suddenly coddle him after all the stupid shit he's done, and turns around and calls us bad people for not doing it. Go fuck yourself.
>>11192116
Then it sounds like a numale shouldn't have had a pet to begin with. Maybe if it had a real owner it would have been avenged... Or atleast trained properly to not run in the streets.
>>11192116
Nigger chill lmao, you need to get a life.
If you get hurt this bad by ironic rping personas on 4chan then boy. what it must be in real life.
>>11192027
>Cries to try to get your attention
>>11192150
This just barely made enough sense to understand, congrats
>>11192121
Is it wrong to be upset? Of course not, but shit happens. You can be a petty faggot and dwell on it for the rest of your life or you can move on and use the experience as a means of learning.
Everything happens for a reason. Life isn't fair. Stop crying when you don't get your way.
>>11192125
I bet your balls look like a pair of raisins
>>11192154
>ironic
>Lmao dude I'm only ironically a terrible person, I just ironically act like a nigger every chance I get xd
the best way to destroy an airplane is dropping mercury on it
>>11192154
Ironic Shitposting is still Shitposting
Hot damn, this thread's gone to Hell in a handbasket.
>>11192160
Little bitches that are barely male should not have pets. Is it that hard to understand? If you can't properly train your pet or avenge it if killed then you fail as a man.
It's like a car. If you can't even change a tire you shouldn't be driving.
>>11192143
>projecting
Sorry, it's well known the truth hurts.
>>11192144
Hoshi did more good for this community than you and your little buddies ever did lmao
>>11192103
Fitting that you'd comment on a dog dying since that's what happened with your Junkodog ship.
>Hoshi anonymously defending himself
Can he get ANY lower?
>>11192166
Raisins? Right now, more like a pair of apples.
Stop blueballing me and get to work, you dirty slut!
>>11192186
Holy jesus shut the fuck up and come back when your testicles have dropped, Asgore.
>>11192200
yes
>>11192171
It's funny cause you on the other hand isn't ironic at all about being a terrible person because that's what you really are xD
>>11192177
Shitposting shitposters is still shitposting.
>>11192186
Have you always been this autistic, or is this a learned skill?
>>11192189
That may be. But his bad outweighs what little good he did.
>>11192197
First off:
Dogs are the best thing that ever happened to humanity. They are always loyal and will always be there for you even at their own detriment.
Second off:
What?
>>11192202
Weird shape for testicles desu.
>4channers having any right to shame others for being bad human beings
LOL
>>11192186
You looking forward to your first day of class, lil buddy?
>>11192233
You've got a point, but you know what I'm talking about.
She's a dirty junkodog.
>>11192207
Did I trigger you?
>>11192216
Years of practice on 4chan.
>The state of this thread
>>11192233
Hey, doesn't matter as long as they are BIG.
The bigger the balls, the more cum they can hold.
And I'm about ready to burst, looking at your pretty little slut face.
>>11192225
>>11192233
Dogs are overrated
>>11192245
I am getting flashbacks of that one gif showing ''the cumshot of the century''
>>11192252
Nice come back
>>11192183
The general mood of the thread just influence what posts show up.
>>11192261
I'm getting flashbacks to that one scene from fucking Scary Movie.
You know the one.
>Debating people
>>11192244
Shitposting hunters autists have been shitting up the threads for months now
>>11192265
>expecting numales to have a proper come back
>>11192265
It's all that's needed to answer your biased narrative and lack of objectivity.
>>11192242
>Judging people based on who they're friends with and not who they are themselves.
Are you underage by any chance?
>>11192245
That's pretty hot. Tell me more.
>>11192255
You're a heartless subhuman. Possibly a nigger in addition to that
>>11192282
>your biased narrative
Pot calling the kettle black.
>>11192272
I tell you the malicious midfags are behind this
>"Why don't people RP anymore? it's getting deader by the day!"
>"Anyways, let me give you a detailed explanation on who I hate on for exactly which reasons, something that'll last three threads and put off anyone from RPing because I inspire every else to do the same."
STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW OR I WILL GET REALLY UPSET!!!!!!
>>11192304
I only tell people to rp so I can shitpost them later.
>>11192286
>hurr dur muh stik catching
>hurr dur muh walk
>hurr bork bark bokr durr
Dogs are shit tier pets.
Cats are the masterrace
>>11192286
Oh, I'll tell you much, much more.
As long as you open that pretty little mouth of yours for a bit, so i can REALLY shove my, "words" into it.
>>11192316
Cats are for the lazy and mentally deficient. Of course having a pet that required active love and attention would be too much work for someone like you. Cats themselves are alright though.
>>11192304
>Deterring RP by complaining about people deterring RP by complaining
The irony in this fucking post.
>>11192326
Do it anon
'Fuck what I say'
>>11192331
Willing to bet money that sunset fucks his dog.
Or the other way around
>>11192288
Don't use idioms that can be applied to you, buddy.
His achievements speak for themselves, and you even admitted yourself that you and your kind haven't done anything significant for this community.
That's all I need to appreciate him over a spiteful little shit like you.
>>11192333
Yes, one post in a sea of Suz, Hoshi and 5 other anons jerking each other off will really make a difference.
>>11192333
>Irony
>Iron
>Iron is something that has to be in the human body to be healthy
>the human body has many parts, including the ass
>ass
Asgore is the shitposter.
scrub-a-dub-dub
>>11192348
>His achievements speak for themselves
In other words "I don't know what he's actually done, but I'm really enjoying how triggered people are getting, so let's keep this rolling"
>>11192333
>trying to damage control your chronic shitposting caused by your massive hateboner for people better than you
kek
>>11192353
That's some fine derptective work, anon. Case closed!
>>11192350
Well now it's two posts of you being a fucking hypocrite.
Wanna make it three?
>>11192345
>the moment suz opens her mouth to speak, the man lunges forward, penetrating her throat with his fat cock
That's right, open wide, sweetheart.
I'm about make you swallow a load of a lifetime!
>>11192347
My dog would kick your cat's ass
>>11192272
And shitposting autists have done it for years. Your point?
>>11192368
>case closed
>closed
>doors can close
>enemies in videogames can open doors
>videogames
>King DDD is a videogame character
Fuck off DDD
>>11192381
Is that a 'yes' for the dog fucking?
>>11192362
Not now Emi! I'm busy shitposting. Your rape will have to be later. Later!
>>11192383
Shitposting autists' shitposting was never as fucking bad as shitposting hunters autists' shitposting you enormous mongoloid
>>11192367
>calling someone out for being a stupid faggot instead of RPing MUST MEAN they're also the same faggot that's bitching about pointless shit
>I need to transfer some files over but I will host a faction game at some point
>>11192370
It's really not, but you'll just keep your head firmly lodged up your ass anyways so I don't know why I'm bothering.
>>11192390
The thought of fucking your mother has never once crossed my mind until you brought it up just now
>>11192401
Fuck. And I'm going to miss it...
>>11192401
>i'll miss it
>even if i don't then i'll lose anyway
Good game, thanks for hosting.
>>11192412
XD EBIG COMECACK SOOZ
UPBOTTED XDDDDDDDDDD
>>11192405
Yep, you just made it three! How wonderful!
Maybe instead of bitching, which any sane person would know doesn't fucking help and instead only makes the thread worse, maybe RP yeah?
>>11192426
Curb your autism
>>11192286
Underage? No.
Any excuse to shit on the slutfox though. She's too fucking stupid for her own good.
>>11192426
It was on the same level of the post he was replying to, do you really expect any different?
>>11192428
I can scroll up maybe 30 posts and find at least 3 people who've tried to start. As long as you've got Attentionwhore Inc. shitting about, nothing going tio start happening. Once people learn to just ignore people like Suz's autism instead of feeding into it, then maybe we can RP again.
>>11192433
First stop letting your dog fuck you, faggot.
Stop
Daily reminder that if the threads somehow immediately got deleted after a game, and someone could only make a new thread if they were hosting, the threads would be better off.
The dead hours are honest to god what's killing HG.
>>11192401
You know I knew you were baron
but you really dont even try keeping these secret anymore huh
>>11192446
You and I both know that would never work.
>>11192446
That is literally just how /b/ worked
>>11192364
>Hosted +200 games, which includes 3 or 4 event games
>RP'd a ton of characters
>Always offered to help newfags
>Made a good bunch of HG OCs, including songs
>inb4 you discard all this because controversial rants and rep, despite him speaking his mind turned out to be good advice
>>11192436
Whatever.
That's your opinion.
>>11192444
That's the best you got?
Ok.
>>11192446
No RP between?
>>11192443
>instead of RPing with said people, he complains about some literal who instead of ignoring them like a rational human bean
Kys my man.
>>11192457
Because 'curb ur autizm.XD' is any better, right?
>Makes an entry post
>You like this
>>11192457
Don't you agree? You dumped her afterall.
>>11192465
I am ignoring them, it's the 80% in here that don't seem to get that message that are the problem.
>>11192443
I can't even begin to put into words how this post is everything wrong with current HG.
Honest to god kill yourself faggot, really do it. There's no one shitting up these threads more than you.
>>11192457
Shut the fuck up and flash your bouncy breasts.
>>11192456
None of that makes up for his attempt to control HG with shit like HGA. That alone negates all the good you listed.
>>11192471
As in hosting or as in "Greeting citizens"
>>11192488
Hello residents.
>>11192479
Go ahead and put it into words then; I'd like to see what retarded shit you can come up with to try to make one post about people's desperate need for attention getting annoying look bad.
Don't make a new thread at bump limit, I'm going to take care of it and host. I don't know exactly when, but I guarantee that it won't take more than 30 minutes to do it.
>>11192443
>Attentionwhore Inc.
Just because you're shitposting anonymously doesn't exempt you from being an attention-seeking entitled shitter, hypocrite fucktard.
>>11192456
>Hosted 200+ games
Not an excuse, Not a free pass
>Rp'd a ton of characters
I don't even know what you're getting at with this
>Always offered to help newfags
Past-tense. This place isn't like some job, where one day you can suddenly claim tenure, and act like a piece of shit all day long, and expect everyone to just nod and go about their business.
>>11192450
It worked on /b/.
>>11192455
Yes and that's why /b/ era was the best and there's nothing you can say to me that'll prove me wrong.
>>11192464
Nah, small talk here is trash and Adventure RP is seen as autisic despite HG as a whole being the one of the most autistic things I've ever done.
>Open up discord
>Get one message
>Think it's finally some events ideas from my partner
>it's a fucking file and him trying to get me to rp
Want me to host
>>11192505
Yeah host over Kamina please.
>>11192498
How am I seeking attention? You can't just call people hypocrites and have it be a solid argument with zero explanation.
>>11192499
Have you done better?
No?
Then shut the fuck up. Your whining is worse than their need for attention.
>>11192508
I like his games though, so no.
>>11192502
I expect that few will agree that this is the way to go, maybe I'm wrong
>>11192447
>I knew you knew from the moment people spammed kys memes. Pretty much, I dont let that shit bother me ethier.
Can someone postthat co/de pastebin again, just need to save it to new device. Also what code do people want this time?
>>11192514
Nice argument
>>11192519
Host over Kamina please.
>>11192505
>>11192515
I-I appreciate that, but if you want to host go ahead. I can always host right after or sometime after.
>>11192456
>There have been hosts that have done more and are better than Hoshi
>Once in a blue fucking moon, though when he does he's alright
>Probably one of the biggest Newfag repellants here
>Some of the songs are good and that's it, needs more.
>>11192514
Has he derailed hundreds of threads because his ego needs to constantly be fed?
No?
Then he's already better than him.
>>11192530
It's too early for me to get in the mood for commentating, I just wanted to liven up the place, bro.
>>11192486
>This denial
>>11192512
>This lack of self-awareness
You're being an attention whore by shitposting like an overly obsessed ex-girlfriend seeking the approval of other anons in your quest to shame avafags for past grudges, the same thing you complain about HG being toxic for.
>>11192515
What if it were host over someone else?
>>11192537
You got the right attitude
>>11192514
He hasn't avafagged a 0/10 girl so yeah I'd say he's done better.
>>11192525
No. Hosting over him would be completely hypocritical of me.
>>11192530
>>11192537
If you want I can host first.
>>11192539
>completely dodging any attempt at a rational explanation
How much does Hoshi suck your e-dick to defend him anonymously?
best
thread
ever
>>11192540
Who's it?
>>11192547
Thanks, bro.
>>11192550
Go right ahead, bro.
Anyway I'm gonna go complain to my partner about him being a lazy little red rock.
>>11192537
I wanted to the same thing as well but I'm not in any position to do it immediately. Thanks for the offer desu.
>>11192519
Go on ahead.
>the current state of HG rn
>>11192535
>anonymous shitcunts who thinks their shitposting isn't shitposting for getting triggered by avas' shitposts instead of just ignoring it
>not the ones who literally derailed every threads
Get a fucking clue, asswipes.
>>11192556
A hypothetical host for the sake of argument. Do you host over them? Do certain factors play a role?
>>11192539
>shitposting
I didn't realize stating my opinion once and then defending myself from the onslaught of idiots calling me a hypocrite without any evidence to support their case is now called "shitposting".
>seeking approval
False, I merely indirectly called them out on doing it. If the people responsible acted like adults every once in a while, they might get the message.
>shaming avafags
False, I'm not trying to shame anyone, I'm trying to get the people that keep feeding into their desires to stop doing that.
>past grudges
False, I called them out on what they're doing right now. Nothing from the past, this is happening as we speak.
So all in all, yo'ure pretty far from the mark. D-, see me after class.
>>11192553
>ywn force people to erp with you to try recruit you into their defense force.
>>11192569
kys silver queef
>>11192539
Hi anon-posting Hoshi
>>11192553
>complains about lack of detailed come back when your counter argument following it is literally "s-so how does his dick tastes huh??"
Imagine being this jealousy and petty as fuck.
>>11192574
If they were pretty good, they'd probably convince me to whiteknight them desu
>>11192470
Why would I go above and beyond if all you can do is the bare minimum
>>11192484
Commission me some artwork then
>>11192476
Does it have to be one or the other? Love or hate?
>>11192583
Hoshi calm down bro, it's just shitposting
Hosts acting like Japanese businessmen right now
>you first
>domo you first
>domo domo you first domo
>>11192572
This is the most autistic post in this thread so far, and that says a lot.
>>11192563
Jesus, dude. Are you the type of guy that blames a mugging victim for carrying around money? You have no idea of what cause and effect means, do you?
>>11192582
100%. I like how the gook's slowly learning that attaching his ava to his posts discredit them immediately, which is ironic considering his retarded stance on anons.
>>11192591
>has no counterargument after being proven wrong
>b-b-b-b-but you're autistic!
Keep posting.
>>11192569
Depends, did they kill my dog, ran over my cat, stole my wife, became space genocider, and liked mayo over ketchup?
Maybe.
But seriously, "Hypothetical" host makes no sense, there's no factors really, none that I know of as of yet.
>>11192590
Thanks my man.
>>11192590
I-I just wanted to help get the thread on track...
>>11192596
>comparing real life to HG
Get a clue.
>>11192585
Depends on their character choice, I know Hoshi has some nice ones. Hanekawa and Dazai come to mind.
36 or 48?
>>11192606
>comparing morals to morals
Stop being retarded.
>>11192598
Slow learning is a good summary for Hoshi in general
>>11192608
36.
>>11192607
>Hanekawa
arguable
>Dazai
just no, he kept clinging to Ochako
>>11192601
>implying I'm the retard you're arguing with
I'm shitting on you both for taking this shithole so seriously lmao
>>11192587
Well I imagine it is either love or hate. Do you even talk to her? Nah I guess not. Why would you?
Fuck why would anyone willingly talk to her?
>>11192607
I'd a hanekawa. Would probably jump in at a moments notice if I had easy access to fat cat tats
>>11192618
>implying you're not
Damage control has never been this abundant.
>>11192587
>implying you could do any better
>>11192617
>judging my taste without putting your own out there
Come on, man. List some characters.
>>11192620
You're awfully invested in this. Why does it matter?
>>11192627
Not all anons are the same, autist :^)
First 36
Pick a faction
>>11192627
Chill out Hoshi
>>11192646
Yomika
The Wind
>>11192634
SUZ, QUICK
POST THE LEWDEST SUZ PICTURE IN YOUR FOLDER RIGHT NOW.
I'm so close to finishing...I can feel my cock ready to burst.
Please....help a nigga out.
>>11192646
Sliver Queen
The Flame
>>11192646
Ayla!
Ayla pick fire! Flame!
Hoshi is bad
>No he's not he's good
List of bad things
>List of positivite contributions
Well that doesn't justify the bad stuff
>What have you done for the community
At least I'm not as bad as Hoshi
>Your argument sucks
You suck
>No u
No u
>>11192394
Realest truthbomb in this thread. Everything else is butthurt nufag shit
>>11192646
this is what 1000 hours in photoshop looks like
>>11192646
Arle Nadja
The Flame
>>11192646
Cara Delevingne
Frost
>>11192646
Earthen Mouse Princess
>>11192646
The Light of The Flame Araragi Karen
>>11192646
lol wtf are these factions
>>11192646
Blackest Knight
The Dark
>>11192646
Fuck the Al Bhed
The Light
>>11192646
Hijikata
>>11192646
Light Reigen Arataka
>>11192646
Wind Scyther
>>11192646
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>the flame
>>11192656
>pets the Ayla
>>11192646
Bondrewd
Dark
>>11192646
Knuckles
The Earth
>>11192646
Elias Ainsworth
wind i guess
>>11192646
Saitama
The Light
>>11192688
How does a doll pet someone
I have no clue how this ava works
>>11192634
You're right, neither of you do. I should let it go.
>>11192646
Doppelganger Arle
The Frost
>>11192646
Mokou
frost
>>11192646
Sonic
The Wind
Good to see the shitposters are back into RPing mode now
>>11192698
Hell if I know. How did it kill Mokou with a rock?
>>11192703
NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE
>>11192703
>Mokou
>Frost
wtf
>>11192688
Ayla...confuse.
You person too? Small person?
>Ayla shakes her head after thinking about it a moment
But Ayla no pet!
Reminder that if you pick wind or dark your an edgy nerd who likes to think they're the "lone wolf" of HG..
>Windfags
>>11192646
Lord Beerus
The Flame
>>11192703
AND HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE
>>11192711
NANI?!?!?!?!?!
>>11192646
Mika
The Dark
>>11192646
Stain
The Light
I hope all thin-skinned midfags would die
>>11192733
You too Hoshi
>>11192717
>(Picking The Wind makes sense for something that knows how to fly)
>>11192651
>>11192714
>>11192712
>>11192726
You can't stop me.
>>11192646
Nigger Kong
The Earth
>>11192739
>he
>>11192745
FUCKING TRAPS RUINING HG
>>11192646
Ikkun
The Dark
>>11192735
Stay forever anally devastated, Revy/Maria.
>>11192739
>attempts to stop you
>>11192749
I knew it all along.
>>11192729
Poo stain xD
>>11192738
God damn, I just blew the biggest load of my life.
Thanks, senpai.
Hope more Suz lewds get made in the future.
>>11192700
Yes. You should always mind your own business especially when it's about things you know jack shit about..
11 more
>>11192763
I have some connections. Don't doubt that.
>>11192646
Star Butterfly
The Flame
>>11192646
Best Ship
>>11192646
Kirby
The Wind
>>11192774
Captain Luna
The Dark
>>11192788
Recolor the damn poncho to match!
>>11192758
>Quickly tries to reverse whatever you just did
>>11192745
"Invisible s"
7 more
>>11192788
Adachi x Aussa is the ship that will bring peace between oldfags and newfags, and end once and for all the mutual shitposting.
>>11192774
Twerkey
Dark
>>11192788
This is cute. This shouldn't be cute.
>>11192806
I habeeb it.
I'VE NEVER JOINED THIS GAME BEFORE HOW DOES IT WORK. RULES PLEASE
>>11192774
Astarte
The Dark
>>11192804
Yoda
The Light
>>11192806
I call bullshit.
Pick one of the six factions in the entry post when entering your character. Thats it for now.
I fucking love shoving up glass sticks into my asshole
>>11192816
Pick an avatar you like.
Post an image of it with a name.
For this particular game, also pick a faction.
Then observe the game happening, with optional roleplay.
>>11192816
Lurk more
>>11192810
>Not Wind
>>11192796
They are trying to wear the same clothes so that people will know that they are couples, Anon.
>>11192806
>>11192812
Damn right.
Kiyohime
Frost
>windfags
>firefags
>darkfags
>>11192839
Yes, but something like that is too horrifying to be in anything but Dark.
...The winds have changed, comrades. Looks like we're going to have to teach these guys a lesson.
>Tips fedora and vanishes in a gust of wind, appearing behind the back of >>11192656.
Looks like you chose the wrong path, mlady...
>Puts a gun to your head.
Heh. Where's your team now?
>Fires.
>>11192775
Okay cool guy. I didn't realize I was messing with the real deal.
>>11192854
ikr? bunch of fags
>>11192803
>falls over. A faint "pomf" can be heard.
IIDA TENYA
The Earth, if I must choose.
4 more
>>11192873
>Not the light
BOI
>>11192857
>there was a point where i was thinking of roleplaying as a dude with a fedora
>>11192880
Hidden Laughing Man
The Dark
Shitposting is never the solution.
Please, remember that.
>>11192888
If you say so, Hitler.
>>11192880
Dark Shrimp
>>11192880
JYUSHIMATSU
I CHOOSE EARTH WIND AND FIRE
>>11192880
The Light Batteryman AA
>>11192859
Not making any claims like that. Just that I have some insider info. I'm sure you don't care to know any of it though.
>>11192906
I want to fuck your boipucci so hard
>>11192906
>Jyushi
>Not light
B O IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>11192908
Reminder that the Yuriposter must die
>>11192788
You're goddamn right it is
>>11192690
Good morning, shitposter.
>>11192921
Are you perhaps mad, Anon?
>>11192921
Do you mean Yugiposter? Yuri is something else.
Todays arena will be the Winter Arena!
Make your swaps and post up to 6 tributes from other factions that you want to kill!
Good Luck!
>>11192928
Why are there so many touhous, part of a Hoshit and an Eric in there as well?
>>11192938
No, just propping you up so I can laugh in your face when you fuck up later.
>>11192955
it was a thing hoshi made of all the hosts as the picture for one of his song parodies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz2LgkrQ_aI&feature=youtu.be
>>11192937
(What?)
>>11192947
>Knuckles takes a very careful examination of the roster, before giving the host a thumbs up.
Looks good.
Let's go!
>>11192882
Almost like he is spoiling something important from the My Hero Academia manga................................................
>>11192962
I don't see how that would matter if I did, i'm just a filler after all.
>>11192947
I'm looking forward to the faction who first games the system to start winning straight away.
>>11192947
Hmmmhmmmhmmmm...Let's see.
Frost is Fire's anthesis, no? Then I would like to pick Arle Nadja, Fujiwara, Star Butterfly and Araragi Karen.
And the green bug and the brown bug for good measurements!
>>11192947
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>11192947
>Scyther, Nigger Kong, Kirby, Kiyohime, Mokou and Doppelganger Arle
>>11192947
luna
sliver
mouse
b. knight
kiyohime
fumokou
>elias
*sleeps*
>>11192947
Is there even any bonus to picking dudes you want to kill?
>>11192947
Hm.
Doppel. Ayla. Arle. Stain. Iida. Kong.
>>11192974
You know what I'm talking about.
Keep playing dumb, shitposter.
>>11192947
3rd row
>>11192947
>carla, Reigen, Elias, Sonic, best ship, Blackest Knight
>>11192994
(Alright then...)
>>11192978
It's not going to stay that way you little shit.
>>11192947
Ayla ready!
But why Ayla Chrono? Ayla no complain, but Ayla say Flame!
>>11192947
I'll try to take out Yomika, Luna, Elias, Bondred, Mika and Mookoo.
The Winds and Darks must be destroyed.
...maybe along with the Flames.
>>11192992
Yes. You kill them your faction gains points. They kill you thier faction gains slightly less points
>>11192947
I would like to have the Mouse Princess, Karen Araragi, the Mokou doll. Star Butterfly, Reigen and Elias Ainsworth on my list, please.
>>11192947
>Kiyohime, Yomika, Sliver, Arle 3 times
>>11192947
>>11192982
oh and black knight, bondrewd, luna, ikkun, hidden man, astarte
>>11192947
>The Scyther looks at his teammates...a strange looking duo of humans again...Great, he thinks, more feasting for him when they die.
>>11192947
Karen, Reigen, Mokou, Saitama, Sonic and Scyther
>>11192970
>host
>not in it
all according to keikaku!
>>11192947
Fujiwara no Fumokou
Nerd Beerus
Shrimp
Elias
Luna
Mouse Princess
>>11192947
>Silver Queen, Scyther, Elias, Doppelganger, Kiyohime, Star Butterfly
>>11192947
>>11192974
Oh, well I guess I'll try to kill Sonic, Black Knight, Kirby, Kong, and Twerky then.
>>11193008
Yes it iiiis~
>>11192947
Letting my targets know I'm seeking them out ahead of time really does seem counter to common sense but if it's like that...
>Yomika
>Arle
>Doppelganer Arle
>Karen
>Scyther
>Iida
>>11192947
Up to six!? Damn that's a lot! Well let's see here...
Scyther
Reigen
Cara
Ikkun
Knuckles
Elias
>>11192947
Uhm... I don't want to pick anyone! But, but... I shoo the bullies away from me if I have too!
>>11192882
Excuse me?
>>11192947
Everyone surrounding me in addition to the horse will make sufficient targets.
>>11193029
I stole your spot to be on it twice
>>11193066
Some hero you are.
>>11192947
Oh, Ayla choose who kill?
Hmmm... Ayla choose Yomika, Dark Shrimp, Reigen, Kiyohime, Kirby, and Astarte!
Good now?
>>11193056
>>11193020
>>11192947
>Replace an Arle with that faggot
>>11193068
You don't even know who I am. For all you know you stole someone elses spot!
>>11193071
I do not follow your train of logic.
>>11192976
literally do not follow
>>11192947
...
>Star
>Bondrewd
>Mokou
>Mouse Princess
>Knuckles
>Beerus
>>11193087
>Light
>Justice
>???
>>11193095
Do you really want me to spoil it?
>>11193107
im completely caught up and don't know what you're talking about
>>11193111
The anime or the manga?
>>11193117
Manga, obviously.
>>11193080
This is what I get when I'm forced to reveal my list of targets. So be it.
>>11193101
Simple. Their sense of justice is skewed and I do not wish to be affiliated with such a group.
>>11193083
Maybe, but there's no reason to rule yourself out.
>>11193123
so if you see a villain help a kitten across the street you'll let him off easy?
nice fucking meme
your girlfriend is a lightfag
>waiting for hosto bosto to rig it
Anyday now.
Let's start!
https://youtu.be/bcZ9gnnp9Vg
>>11193130
Cept I just did. What will you do now? Give Reimu boiled gatorade n tell her it's tea?
>>11193152
MONKEY BUSINESS!
>>11193152
What you mean, lewd? Lewd bad?
>>11193156
You aren't even capable of predicting my next move.
>>11193144
Shut up Karen
>>11193152
>Living pine trees
Alright what idiot thought it was a great idea to enslave dryads into this arena?
>>11193178
Can I unga your bunga? I promise to enter down unda gently!
>>11193152
I... I don't feel so good.
>She holds onto her stomach, as she falls onto the ground curled up into a ball.
My tummy feels weird... Grandma... help...
>And thus the little girl's fire was snuffed out, as her skin became cold as time passes.
>>11193152
Oh? Well I can try? I'm not exactly sure what you're on about but if it's bugging you I'll quit it!
>>11193138
>>11193200
>(I knew all those years of chawing on Oddishes was gonna come back and haunt me...)
>>11193152
When you said winter I wasn't expecting something as comfy as this. Less skis and snowmen and more harsh blizzards and people clutching WWII era rifles, wearing thick coats for some reason.
>>11193200
This was just completely out of the box for me to predict. There's only so much nonsense I can handle in one day.
>>11193188
You die ironicly in the next slide.
>>11193152
Alright because I am nice you can have one night of peace. Enjoy it.
>>11193152
>The Red Echidna places the corncob pipe and the carrot nose on the snowman, looking accomplished at what they've done.
This looks nice. You know of this wasn't a deadly arena you guys would be great snowman building buddies.
>>11193200
>While he isn't looking, Knuckles is suddenly wrapped by a living pine tree.
What the- HEY! LET GO OF ME YOU- wait, wh-what are you doing!?
Oh no-
>Knuckles gets fucking skewered like a pinesicle in the most... vulnerable of locations.
>yfw the solar eclipse is racist
>>11193237
>pets this one's chest
>>11193207
you silly bitch Arle
>>11193226
>>11193220
Well you did ask for harsher conditions.
>>11193237
What the flying shitfuck is a pinesicle?
>>11193250
Shush! I realized my mistake! Multitasking is not my strong suit!
>>11193226
Hmmmm. This might proveto be a valueable asset later on. But for the sake of my sanity, I do hope that there will be something hapless enough around for me to test my skills in killing on.
>>11193249
>Punches you square in the jaw for sexually assaulting a poor helpless Echidna.
>>11193257
(I think I got it from some YouTube channel though I'm almost certain that not what it was actually called.)
>>11193152
Boats. I hate boats. Too shaky.
>>11193200
>Yomika stays at the ice's edge, watching the group with fascination and a little bit of confusion. She's just trying to silently figure out how it works at the moment.
>>11193226
Hm. Ironic. I like treehouses more.
>>11193251
>At least, that's what she would have done, had she not found out that the candy canes were food. Midway through she simply started tearing in to them with a wild hunger.
>>11193251
BLACKED
>>11193272
>Takes the punch with no issue, and goes back to calmly cuddling this strange creature
>>11193287
...Loud. Painful. Don't think I like those.
>>11193251
That I did. Completely my mistake for thinking it would be that peaceful for the entire duration. Usually I "cheer" for whoever is the one to beat me but for this type of event then rooting for the others in the faction seems common sense enough.
>>11193287
Just an average night for mokou really
>>11193297
>Knux punches you right in the face once again, this time trying to pry the Anon off of his body desperately.
GET THE HECK OFF OF ME!
>>11193314
>IT'S NO USE
>The Anon just takes the abuse and keeps hugging the echidna
>>11193304
Ok now I am so glad I got to see that
>>11193335
Not very justice-like, Karen.
>>11193324
That's a big snowman.
>>11193333
>>11193323
>Knuckles continues to squirm in the Anon's constricting grasp, trying to escape desperately. He really didn't want to have to do it, but his hards were forced now!
Alright anon! You asked for it!
>Knuckles kicks his Lego Shoes right into the Anon's crotch area in a last-ditch attempt to get him to let go.
>>11193335
>Light and Dark bathing together
I..Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?
>>11193359
After an age the first bounty is claimed! 2 points to kiyohime!
>>11193363
Oh come on, Fists the Not-Hedgehog
That's a low blow.
>>11193382
I had to do it anon! You know I had no choice!
>>11193379
YODA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>11193363
>his hards were forced now
>>11193400
Fucked now, you are!
MMMMMMMMMMMM.....
>>11193379
I was getting bored without my ''prey'' still being active. I would say I am sorry for doingthis but that wouldn't be entirely true now, would it?
Rest assured, one day you will know why I did this and you will thank me for it. Now, without further ado.
>From behind her fan, blue colored cinders spark momentarily before the cabin ofthe unfortunate cotton ball and the black haired is set afire by her own flaming breath
>>11193363
BAH GAWD IN HEAVEN! That's one of the despicable low blows I've ever seen! He's using that size 26, 3E boot to carve into that poor Anon's grapefruits as we speak, ladies and gentlemen, BAH GAWD! I can barely even watch this, it's making me sick.
>>11193335
>>11193335
>She stands in the middle of the forest while trying to look for other participants and engage in a fight. However, her eagerness for a fight is too much and her inner flame starts to overflow through her body. In no time she's enveloped in live flames which easily starts a fire in the middle of the forest. Without knowing what to do she runs on circles, helping the flame to take the entire section in matter of seconds.
WAAAAAAAAHHH
>>11193379
>In an attempt to run away from the flames that don't stop ''following'' her to all palces, Karen runs inside a cabin. Unfortunately the flame didn't fade and the cabin was burnt to ashes with Kirby inside along with her. Or so she thought.
>>11193400
Damn, Waitress Yoda sounds hot as fuck.
>>11193415
Oh god, Yoda is going rogue!
>>11193400
>>11193408
>>11193415
Based Yoda.
>>11193426
HE'S GOING OFF THE GRID
>>11193415
We will return to the six in a new thread once our host has finished recovering from his injuries
>Tfw dying without ever interacting with anything other than filler or avas that RP only with CJ partners
>>11193406
>>11193414
SHUT UP!
>>11193455
I know the pain.
>>11193455
Sucks to be you.