tf2g

you're not meant to cook it

what is it

that's why he's a silly boy.png

*awoos at world*

post more girlcock

idi*t

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*unzips 10 inch clit but also balls*

i want a gf that looks like a boy

>actual homosexuals

I crave (you)'s

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(me)

im too shy to talk to my

i wish i had an orifice that was designed to take penises on the regular
le sigh

what about your butt

what does "howdy" mean

a greeting used primarily in the southern part of the U.S. Short for "How do you do?"

oh

i feel cucked

i want to know how kiriikp's legs are doing

they are on my bed

oh

how is human doing

i dont want to say

nobody cares

i care though

no you dont

choke me

nice gradients you dumb fucking piece of shit

anonymous's mom says he is smart for knowing what a gradient is

she couldnt care less about what i know

i long the sweet embrace of nothingness

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tfw no cute boy to do this with

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i wish they actually explained the settings

the source file is so bad there's actually a noticeable difference

nighty night cock *******

awoo

>>11179533
>>11179537
lmao did kiriikp finally slut out

>he doesn't touch himself while looking at pokemon porn
and you call yourself a fragger

i woke up

>>11189362
i dont want to say

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i really like this image

:sneezing_face:

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tfw no gf

>>11189362
i would not do such a thing

lemme drink starbucks off your ears kiri

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i found the secret option to make me more accurate

there is no such thing as purple paint

i wish i could see anything but its bright outside

or "bright"

its not even particularly sunny but having the curtains open still makes it hard to see in the dark in cowboy shooter

reminder - you can die right now

i dont want to though

dotsy can s*ck my c*** right now

i think i could die this year !

awoo

*does*

i`m agreed with

am i loser

do you use it

n0

but i switched to using my "can't aim i'm loser" left paw

https://ota-ch.com/jp/res/387099.html

i shot down a t-rex with a revolver today
it was fun

human is a furry

what proof do you have

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i bought a new shirt

can i see you wear it

does anonymous really want to see anonymous

i got cute earrings with small crosses on them

they should be illegal

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what does "insightful" mean

the comments on this site are full of people trying to be the funniest girl even when it adds nothing to the discussion

if i wanted to laugh at funny memes i would probably use some site other than slashdot.sy

or maybe its just low effort comments in general

the ones that have words in them but say nothing

sucker news has way less of them

>>11198956
your fuckinf life shpuld be illegal

how 2 consum liquide

mouth

im gonna consider playing that cowb*y game the pals play

looks fun

i awoke

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it was all thanks to my trusty you

kiriikp =

i had bad dreams last night
it wasn't pleasant
I woke up several times but most people were asleep by then

*says i am genetically superior and posts some average iq charts where i am better than you*

but we are both white europeans
the mongol stuff is just a meme

is this a kiriikp post

you gave a different explanation for the things before

one actually related to them

if things have been explained already what is the problem

*rolls eyes*

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i keep having dreams about getting knocked up
brain please stop reminding me

good pen0r

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ill good pen0r you

OwO what's this?

*says something*

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headshot me
with a kiss

n

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>>11176746
>/tf2g/ team fortress 2 general
>no real tf2 pic related images
>might as well make a new dota card game

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but it is no match for my trusty

I'd be fine with the non-fanning rate of fire on the ML being reduced if it gave more points on kill
it's less rewarding than it should be when compared to other guns

>6:49 PM - kiriikp: maybe try an inconsistent sensitivity

but it feels pretty perfect already (/define muscle memory) and i can sometimes headshout people behind me after turning around fast which is neat

if c can allocate memory and free it without me telling it the size of the allocation why can't it tell me the size of an array pointer

if you put a null character in the middle of a string are there secret parties in the part after it if everything assumes the string ends at the middle

>69:69 Cutiekip: i LOVE anal
why is she so perfect

oh

someone posted a satanya pic with "**** my ***" written on her shirt here once

kiriikp doesnt dislike that character

was it really for anonymous

:sneezing_face:

>2:00 PM - Isabelle: I need sleep
:Last message sent 40 minutes ago:

>9:44 PM - kiriikp is now Away.
wanna cry together

i actually did manage to cry yesterday

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thats cute
i want to hold a crying tf2g in my hands and comfort and kiss her
but the fact that it wont happen makes me kind of sad

is anonymous you

i dont know you should ask her

good night tf2g

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i dont feel quite right

oh

5 days this week
5 different nudes
this shit is fucking ridiculous

n*des should be illegal

you should be illegal

but im 18

*uses the same reasoning as you did when you said nudes should be illegal*

are you sure

yes!

:s

:r

* *** ** ***

https://curiouscat.me/dotsy ama

>>11176746
is it a boi

heh

someone keeps linking me lil peep pics

its like cn but worse since they're actually a decent human being

i took a picture once
it was embarrassing

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do not disrespect asses

what does "

" mean

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can i marry a meme

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>>11206177

i was going to do something but i forgot what it was

>>11189362
>>11191657
lmao

this is rich

oh

is talking even legal

i might be sleepy

but you have me

i sops face

its raining

u.u

rain on me

гoгoгo

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is it really dead

oh

im a grab fan

oh

emotes are for autistic people who have a hard time understanding emotions from others

:s

god i fucking love clicks

to be fair its hard to convey a tone or emotion over text without literally typing out how you're feeling
god i wish i had a gf

my captcha was dianalust lantern

i fucking hate bug repellant

*sprays bug repellant*

hit (on me) man

bug repellant is my lubricant

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i had this

Ferrero chocolates are nice but they're so expensive

youre just cheap

I have a budget to stick to Mr NEET

Ferrero Rocher is overpriced

I'm not a neet I just have a job

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>tfw almost a neet but make money with airbnb and some small-time computer repairs from time to time

>has his own home

anonymous is rich

i have 2 apartments and a detached house
one of the apartments is rented, the other places i will use for airbnb and stuff i guess

what the hell

total bourgeoisie

can i stay at your place anon?

I'll ERP with you as payment

*u walk into my room and i'm naked*

okay your turn

can i fuck you in both apartments and rim you in the detached house?

>>11239329
girls do this
girls are not fun to rp with

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wtf i love the pump shotgun now

I'm a girl?

if you want to be

I need a literate tf2 boyfriend
uwu

i HATE reading

i heard gays take the head off the shower to get enemas so they can be penetrated properly
>>11239402
me

that is gross
people use those showerheads

who wants to shower with me

>>11239747
me
ill put body lotion all over you and rub it all over your body

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my in-game number is 6

i remapped the dpi change button to middle click because its lighter to press than the scroll wheel and why would i ever want to change the dpi while doing things

why would you ever change the dpi at all

>>11240097
are you actually using winXP or is this some kind of skin for Win7 or linux
i used to use 500 DPI on rival 100 but now that i have rival 300 i technically dont have a "native" DPI so i use whatever
whats your mouse

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someone on steam said

the rock in the samurai jack scene = inconsistent sensitivity

and i said jumping good = aiming good

>>11240112
logitech g403

>>>/vg/

what does ">>>/vg/" mean

newfag, top kek! reee

>>11240226
>>11240265
Baited :v)

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where is my horseboy bf

awoo

you first

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rate my

machina.wav

me to me (like in that meme):

>103 damage
oneshot guns are for people who are allergic to when their enemies have a fair chance to fight back

i was confused by these threads when i first started browsing

now i understand everything

*cums*

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>tf2g
>nothing about tf2

haha wew laddos you sure are an autistic bunch

oh

i want to pump dotsy full of lead

>102 damage from any range is fair for a melee class

*twirls mare's leg*

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last weekend (i think) this boy downloaded something from me and i looked at what files he has shared and saw something i wanted and started downloading it (slowly at 20kb/s) (i think i left it downloading overnight?)

after his downloads had finished (before mine) he went offline for a week but now is online again and my downloads from him resumed AND he started downloading something from me again (something i recently added to my shares)

do you think he loves me

im too shy to message him to ask what kind of underwear he prefers or if he could remove his speed limits

*twirls reddit comment*

what do you mean

im not sure

are you sure

yes!

gained 5 lbs over the summer necking myself rn

Q:
can i throat you before you neck yourself

>>11237965
>able to rent out a building

die richfag

A:
maybe

kill you are self

>Your compatibility with [cool dude] isSuper.
>You both listen to[cool rapper], [favourite band]and [sweet artist].
i wish i was like
opposite of shy

Sasageyo, sasageyo~~~

Why do people sell stuff on the SCM for less than what the top buy order is?

heh

ask him if he likes traps :3

I am the ultimate third wheel

so the 4th wheel?

What is the point of this thread? That people don't link the post they're responding to?

kiriikp LOVES traps and ""subtle"" gay erp threads on /v/

I don't understand why you would make a whole general based on something like that.

OH WAIT DID THIS THREAD GET MOVED FROM /v/?! Or /vg/ or something?

not really

and even if I did is that a delete and blockable offense

>not really
but you said

i said nothing along the lines of LOVING them

but you said they are "cute" and you "find appeal in them" which is a weird way of saying you love them and probably nap to them

I don't

even if I did why should it be illegal

kiriikp is a low tier failed tranny

you are not me

and thank god for that

fucking tranny

i am a high tier failed tranny thank you very much

kiriikps see the appeal in posts like ones about *ucking your dad and crossdressing and getting your pink boipussy filled and having s*x with strangers and crossdressing and think they are cute

but definitely do NOT LOVE them or nap to them even though they ask what would be wrong with doing it

Wtf is this thread like a discord shitpost overflow or what

and say they're subtle

finding something kinda hot doesn't mean you will do it

prove it

do you really find those things hot

can i stop shaking

I don't plan on doing any of those things
do humans only like perfectly vanilla stuff

does it matter if I find them hot

you should probably marry someone who also finds them hot like dotsy probably

why :o

what effect would it have

Hopefully a good one like Miami Nights

someone on steam said something about tr*nnies and cheating

>>11256797
you could *rp with him about those things or share *orn

something you wouldn't be able to do with me

someone on nyymichan.fi said to not fall in l**e with a bisexual

i forgot the "or other things"

what would you be able to do instead

i've seen the kiriikp pics you are definitely not high tier

i like me for my personality

and because you're a narcissist

all trannies are

*says something distracting*

i still wouldn't be able to do the things mentioned above that you find hot so you would have to marry dotsy on the side for them

it doesn't really bother me
like i said it's not stuff I actually want to DO

what if you change your mind

what about when you found dotsy VERY cute "in a different way"

you would still have to marry him on the side for that

you could try being cute in a better way

is this @anonymous or @kiriikp

it is me

>what about when you found dotsy VERY cute "in a different way"

no one can compete with dotters in term of cuteness

prove it

How are you guys keeping track of who's who? Is there some 4chan extension like that old /b/ avatarfag thing they used to do years ago?

are you saying i am uncute in a bad way and my only way to try to prevent you from marrying dotsy is to turn into someone else

just become more cute in your way

so i am uncute and you will marry dotsy if i dont start acting cuter or something

do kiriikps think or have feelings

but i already prefer you

>>11256931
it's just because we know eachother

kiriikps prefer ignoring things i say or responding in a non-satisfactory way or saying unrelated things

or distracting ones

you are cute and I already like you more than I like dotsy

just find your own appeal and be good at it

but >>11256892 (last two lines)

what does "just find your own appeal" mean

i need to compete with the gay erp posts kiriikp already finds appeal in

oh

finds them cute too unlike me who is cute but not in a good way (>>11256898)

who the fuck cares if you like him you are second rate

finding something appealing != wanting to marry it

find what makes you good and focus on that
just be the best human you can be
your appeal is already good in its own way

but not good enough so you want me to start acting cuter or something

just be you as well as you can
a good human wouldn't need to act cute to be cute

you two are so fucking insecure you want validation by having a private conversation on a public imageboard

both of you need to kill yourselves

so you are saying again i am NOT good

you obviously have room for improvement
but it doesn't mean that I don't like you or don't think you have potential

this isnt dragons dogma where you use a cheat mod to change my stats to be cuter or something because i would suck otherwise

the stats could be still be changed without the cheats

i bet you two are talking on pms too and talking about how funny it is that you're doing this

smfh

but you said its arduous

i am NOT good enough for traplover1995 who demands me to do something other than being myself

are these two still hanging out in real life

imagine being in the same room as someone and arguing with them in public on 4chan

lmfao

we're making out while posting on our phones :3

was i ignored

i used my dildo a lot this week
it got rid of my hemorrhoids
i wonder how that works

but i am asking you to be yourself

just the best version of her you can be

what does that mean

i already am my own self and there is only one version (0.1.0)

work on your flaws like the insecurities and stuff and try to be better at the things that make you good

I wonder what will happen in the breakup chapter

kiriikp is going to go on an enraged killing spree of everyone prettier than her

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>things that make you good
someone on steam complimented my chest

>>11257179
>chasers do chaser things

woooooooooow rly mak me thnk....

>>11257192
>>11257192
>>11257192