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HG Thread
Give me 24
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Lord Beerus
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>>11175326
Hal Incandenza
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Araragi Karen
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Abathur
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Backup Dancers
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Ezreal
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>>11175326
Witch
>>11175323
>Its becoming clear that the answer is no.
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Mr. WrestleMania
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>>11175326
Erotically oof my bones
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Montie
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>>11175326
Usotsuki
>>11175282
It's when you realize you're slipping, but you're juuuuust barely hanging on to reality outta force of will! Cmooon, just lemme-
>The third time, credit where credit is due, is different. This time she again tries to reach for it, but it's merely a feint as she follows up with the other hand.
TOUCH IT!
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>>11175344
let me oof your bones
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Machi
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>>11175326
Sliver Queen
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Eleven more.
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Detective
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>>11175326
Agent 4
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>>11175323
>Upon observing the build up of energy in Ezreal's gauntlet, Abathur franticly reverts into the hole it resided in, avoiding the blast. The hunter killer fails to avoid the blast, dematerialising in seconds. Moments after the space above him wouldn't destroy him, Abathur returns to his idle state, viewing the position that the hunter killer occupied.
Hmm... Gauntlet. Weapon. Fires psionic projectiles. Affected organisms undergo vaporisation. No trace left. Reminiscent of protoss technology. Significant threat. Will not aggrovate further.
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Eggman-kun
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EggWrestle Kun
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>>11175383
my bones
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My drink
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this second half of tributes got really shit
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>>11175406
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>>11175383
MY drink
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>>11175344
>And so the day progresses with Ezreal carrying out his duties as captain - mostly just steering the ship away from asteroids and black holes. It served as a distraction from the Witch's crying for a little while, but with how persistent she was it eventually began to get on Ezreal's nerves. Eventually he snaps, his gauntlet becoming enveloped by a blue light as he prepares it to fire.
That's it, I'm putting you down. I feel like we'll both be better off that way.
>>11175363
>Ezreal falls for the feint, but with his quick reactions he's able to grab hold of Uso's wrist before she can touch his gauntlet. His grip is tight as he yanks Uso in close, staring down into her eyes.
No. Touching.
>He shoves her away from him, with almost enough force to throw her to the floor.
How about you make yourself valuable and do some chores? If you're going to stowaway on my ship you might as well be useful. You do a good enough job and maybe I'll let you touch it.
>>11175394
It's about time you realised that, but I'm afraid it's far too late. Give me one good reason as to why I should spare you, because I'm trying to think of something but it's just not popping up.
>Ezreal's gauntlet glows with power again, readying to fire another blast at Abathur.
And I will chase you down into your hole, so you better come up with something good.
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>>11175343
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Oh my god why is imgur so shit
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>>11175421
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Two more.
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>>11175326
Velouria
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>>11175434
>>11175438
>
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Check it
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>>11175421
Only focus, examine capabilities of gauntlet. Confirmation met. Will not attack second time. But, will retaliate if provoked. Expunge pacifism. Create stronger organisms. Eradiction prioritized. Not recommended.
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>>11175421
>Her voice reaches that infuriated tone again.
NOBODY tells me what to do anymore! The only boss I have is me!
>And back to normal, as she smirks confidently.
All I wanna do is touch it to see if the thing I want to happen happens. And I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve to keep trying, too! Unless you just let me.
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>>11175421
>You hear an unnerving tune being played as she stands up the blue light irritating her rapidly.
https://youtu.be/Ow1uKuTxpnA
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Starting.
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>>11175472
I believe we're ready! Go, go!
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>>11175507
>mfw i ooofed your bones
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>>11175505
Stabby. Not my style!
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>>11175528
You might be mistaken, Mr. Bear.
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>>11175505
Poor essence. Little value. Discarding. Am pleased to be rid of.
>>11175527
Bad sequences. Must continue search for viable essence.
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>>11175542
When I clean your mouth bones you will say
>oooof
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>>11175472
Yeah, I'm there. I'd say we're all good.
>>11175476
>Not really wanting to have to to bother dealing with another one of Abathur's organisms, Ezreal relents.
"Expunge pacifism?" That's a belief one holds, not something that comes and goes as you will it. You struck first.
>>11175488
You might be an adult but your growth was obviously stunted in ways that aren't just physical. You are aboard my ship, and as such you should do as I say. That's just how these things work.
>Ezreal returns his own confident smirk to Uso, still not taking her seriously.
If you haven't noticed your sleeves aren't that long. So do it, throw every trick you have at me you pitiable little girl.
>Ezreal's voice is full of malice. He feels especially angry towards Uso after she denied his proposal to have her do some work on the ship. Ezreal felt it was a reasonable enough suggestion, so for her to spit in his face like that was nothing short of an insult.
>>11175498
>Ezreal has no time to think about the sudden haunting tune that began to play from nowhere, firing off several rays of energy at the startled Witch. He wanted this dealt with as soon as possible, so he was a little reckless with his approach.
>>11175527
Come back here! I'm thirsty!
>>11175549
I don't blame him from running. It just means he has a good head on his shoulders.
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>>11175549
I'll send him next. Even I couldn't get away from him.
>>11175556
You try not going nuts while suffering what I suffered AND not wind up hating authority after it!
>Her head is a rabbit's now. That's a thing apparently.
Is that permission, you sad little boy?
>It sounds distinctly like it just became a game to her.
>>11175563
>>11175570
Neither of you're worth the effort. Pass!
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>>11175549
Anomalous entity. Contrsucted of cotton. Animate, motivated to damage skeletal structures. Hostile. Will be cautious of.
>>11175556
Aggrovation, most efficient method of observing properties of gauntlet. Reliance triggers desire to utilise if endangered. Have discovered properties, will not engage further.
>>11175570
Comabt desired by terran organism. Biology easily exploitable. Challenge accepted.
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Terran organism abscent. Cowardice, fear reaction reasonable.
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>>11175584
The feast
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>>11175597
>fillers are going to win
wowwww
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>>11175552
I don't understand what are you trying to convey but I know I'm not the person you're looking for.
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>>11175597
Unacceptable combat performance. Unorganised, messy.
>>11175599
Inaccurate. Filler entities will be eradicated.
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>>11175597
>3 fillers and 1 ava left
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>>11175605
>fillers or shit RP are going to win
wowwwww
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>>11175597
Aww...I was thirsty too...
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>>11175599
>>11175610
>Beerus
>filler
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>>11175620
>doesn't RP
how is he NOT filler?
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>>11175563
>Ezreal checks his arm. It has a tiny scratch on it, nothing worth noting.
Wounds tended to.
>>11175570
>Ezreal grabs the skeletons arm and waves it around, then lets it drop back down to its side. There was nothing of interest with this skeleton.
You belong in a science lab.
>>11175587
I knew you were a rodent, but for you to go and confirm it for me is surprising.
>Ezreal's gloved arm beams with a light blue colour, the glow intensifying as the gauntlet gathers power.
Use just used my very words against me. You really are a child, mentally and physically. Come at me! Try your best!
>>11175594
You are pathetic. That's all I can say. A sad, sad insect. You'll get squashed like the bug you are one day if you keep at what you're doing.
>>11175597
With that team I shouldn't have expected any less.
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>>11175641
It's over
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>>11175648
Thanks for hosting then.
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>>11175648
Congrats.
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>>11175648
Now I'm even thirstier!
>>11175646
Hey, rabbits are cute, don't mock the effect! And you know what else they are? FAST!
>And yet again she lunges forward at him, trying for the gauntlet. But like last time, there's a twist. She's easily moving-and quite literally-twice as fast as she was before, taking a sudden sharp turn away from Ezreal, and hopping in to the air, kicking off of a surface, aimed once more at the man.
>>11175657
Good work! Thank youu!
And HAH, I still did better!
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Dis is a gud movie
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>>11175646
>Abathur's voice appears to be raised, infuriated by Ezreal's critisism.
Insolence. Unacceptable. You, inferior. Pathetic organism. Useless without technology. Am more efficient. Can pierce vital organs, unweave essence, expunge, destroy, eradicate. Comtempt no further. Original intent, view capabilities. Will retaliate if comtempted further.
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>>11175718
False. THIS is a good movie.
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>>11175652
>>11175675
Thanks for playing.
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>>11175657
When I first came here the people I met were all nice, pleasant people to be around. How quickly that changed...
>Thanks for hosting.
>>11175675
>Ezreal disappears in a burst of golden light as Uso pounces at him, no longer sharing the same room as her. From outside the room Ezreal smashes his hand down on a button, and soon an alarm blasts out across the ship. There's a loud mechanical whirring as a heavy metal door slams shut in front of Ezreal, sealing Uso within the captain's room and Ezreal within the hallway outside of the room. There's a window at eye-level in the door that they can both see through.
You're in timeout! I'll let you out when you've calmed down!
>>11175724
You can also hide in that hole you so kindly dug for me. You're going to stand there and take it, because otherwise I'll make that hole into your grave. If we were so pathetic then you wouldn't take the time out of your day to bother learning from us. Am I wrong?
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>>11175747
...That's just cheating. And I am calm!
>Her voice is, once again, disappointed as she looks up through it. Her head suddenly turns back to normal, but the weird eye-box has replaced it on top of her head. She's once again grinning like a maniac.
But that is clever! Now...now you see me...now...YOU DON'T!
>The box suddenly drops down on to her head properly, and keeps going. And going, and going, completely covering her entire body while still taking up the same space. And then the box itself vanishes, too, after it hits the ground.
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>>11175769
>In the spur of the moment, Ezreal had forgotten that Uso was capable of teleportation herself. Even still it was much more convoluted than his own method of teleportation, and he believed that would give him the edge over her.
No, I see you. I see you and see you and see you...
>He says, as he waits for the box to fold over her completely. When it does he presses his back up against the door, waiting for the appearance of the box within the hallway.
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>>11175747
Only focus is evolving swarm. Seek perfection in all things. Serve Queen of Blades, pinnacle of zerg evolution. Queen determines purpose. When purpose changes, swarm changes. This, our function.
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Abathur x Sliver Queen
I ship it
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>>11175789
>The brief sound of her laughter resounds through the air, but she doesn't appear. In fact, besides a surprisingly large moth fluttering about in the hall with him there's nothing at all there.
>Oh, well, and the snow. It's started snowing inside an enclosed space. That's a thing now.
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>>11175793
Queen of Blades? Doesn't exactly sound like the pacifist type. Tell me, what's the ultimate goal of your Queen? Once she's learned all that she thinks there is to learn from humanity, what will she have you do?
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>>11175820
Unacceptable.
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>>11175826
>Ezreal feels a slight chill as it begins to snow, but it's no worse from what he's already experienced in the past. Rubbing his arms to keep warm, Ezreal glares up at the moth.
Little Uso, how fitting it is that you turned into an ugly moth instead of a butterfly.
>He says, assuming that the moth was her.
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>>11175718
One of my favorite movies of all time
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>>11175850
>Whatever it is, it's seeming more pixie-like in the snow than anything now. Even so it's movements are the sporadic, unpredictable ones of much like any other thing like it.
>It's either just a bug, or she's going for the long con.
>The snow intensifies a bit as the snowbug continues it's little dance.
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>>11175827
Previously stated. When purpose changes, swarm changes. This, our function. Swarm utilised as weapon. Am evolution master, work in evolution pit. Spin sequences, make stronger, faster, better. Terran undesirable. Seek more viable organisms, harvest essence, impliment into swarm.
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>>11175883
Make a game themed around a zerg attack on a terran colony
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Make a game themed around raping your little sister.
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Make a game themed around leaking private conversations
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I'm sensing some unwarranted hostility here
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Make a game themed around sensing some unwarranted hostility here
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>>11175876
>Ezreal takes a deep breathe, a cool steam rising out from his mouth as he exhales. His frustration escalated the longer he had to wait in the snow, his warmth slowly getting stolen away from him.
This is your plan? Freezing me to death? It's not going to work. I've endured through frozen tundras before, I can wait this out. You'll get bored and give up eventually, that's what your type is like.
>It then dawns on Ezreal that he may have a way of baiting Uso out. She seemed quick to anger when her sanity or authority was mentioned, so why not try and provoke her like that?
Reveal yourself, you wretched girl. As Captain of this ship, that's an order.
>>11175883
>The impulsive explorer was almost driven to act against Abathur as it stated its purpose, but managed to control himself, if only for just this moment.
I'll admit, I'm not a hero. But hearing you confess your intentions like that really makes me want to do something heroic. So universal expansion is your goal? Swarm the galaxy with your despicable kind? Doesn't sound all that enticing to me. I take it that you're not always so kind with others, are you? I mean, "harvesting essence?" Seriously?
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>>11175930
>The bug settles down near an object as the snowing intensifies once again, now a veritable snowstorm. Where it landed is still visible, however, as the particular patch seems to be near some heated object, the snow rapidly melting and even evaporating as it comes in contact with it.
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>>11175913
What
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I'm sensing a plot to destroy the Jedi
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>>11175944
>Now he was really feeling the cold, the hallway now just as freezing as the arctic tundras he mentioned earlier. He found it particularly irksome that while he froze to death, Uso (or at least what he thought was her) was enjoying her own warmth. He was furthered annyoed when his attempts at baiting out Uso's anger had, and as a result, he threw caution to the wind and fired a bolt of energy at the moth.
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>>11175974
Delete this you double nigger
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>>11175982
Make me, triple nigger
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>>11175970
>And by sheer, buggy coincidence, or so it seems, it lifts off and spirals off in another random direction, still in the warming radius of the heater-thing.
>Of course, one could go over there to warm up as well, but it does pose the disk of it actually being Uso and not some thing that's very well-adjusted to the cold.
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>>11175995
>makes you
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>>11176003
fuck you
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host.
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>>11176008
Fuck you!
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>>11176016
No, fuck you!
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>>11175997
>Believing that firing off more shots may damage the ship, Ezreal sees no other option but to trudge through the snow to warm up by the heater. He kept on alert, strongly believing that Uso would spring up as soon as he got close to that bug. Ezreal speaks through chattering teeth to issue a threat to Uso.
If y-you s-show your face to me, I s-swear I-I'll blast it off...
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>>11176030
>The snowing doesn't let up, but at tleast the heater-or whatever it is-is enough to take the bite of the cold away.
>The snowbugstill minds it's own business. Must be one hell of a long con if it is one, and a testament to that impulsive-seeming girl's patience.
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>>11176008
>>11176016
No fuck you Leatherman!
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>>11176060
>Whatever it was, Ezreal was thankful for its presence. He kept his eyes on the snow bug, still certain that Uso was going to rear her head soon enough.
>Or at least, kept his eyes on it for as long as he could. Between all that he had endured today, his strength was slowly fading along with his consciousness. The only thing that let him hold his grip on any form of awareness was the desire to not let Usotsuki win. Being bested by a delirious girl like her would be a serious wound on his ego.
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Why tf y'all get the dankest hours when I'm at work
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someone host
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>>11176092
>And sure enough, the snow slowly eases down to just a little flow of powdery snow, and when Ezreal seems most at ease, the bug flutters over, resting on his arm.
>Or rather, his gauntlet. And it stands a bit, a tiny, pixie-sized Uso grinning up at him as she makes one final attempt to touch a teensy little hand on to the gauntlet. It seems she knows a thing or two about patience.
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>>11175601
Sweet ESL.
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>>11176138
>And with that, Ezreal springs his trap. Mustering up what little strength he has he slams his gloved arm against the wall, hoping to squash the buggy Uso.
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>>11176148
Was this necessary?
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>>11176178
NO!
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>>11176178
YES!
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>>11176157
>Whoops didn't even use the right image.
>There's a tiny, almost inaudible yelp at the sudden motion, before there's a slight problem.
>There is no longer a tiny, buggy Uso, and at the exact same time, it stops snowing. Instead there is now a normal-sized one. Except this time, her legs are a bit..."off".
>Which is to say, she has no legs, but rather a tripod of strange thorn-like growths where they should be, one of them jabbing clean in to the wall behind her. In fact, they seem to be jutting out all over her, one through an arm, another sticking out her gut, a third piercing clean throguh what seems to be a shoulder blade and back out through the opposite side on the other half of the body, and yet another having gone right out from her eye.
>Even with that, she can help but laugh, loud and hard as she tries to force a limb to lay a hand on the very gauntlet holding her up.
Good reflexes, clever...this is fun!
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>>11176207
>Just like before, Ezreal disappears in a flash of golden light. He doesn't go far though, just outside of touching distance from Uso. He was impressed with the patience she exercised, having expected her to play the part of an impulsive loon. Ezreal gave her a small, sarcastic clap as a reward for her patience.
You're relentless, aren't you? I would love nothing more than to obliterate you right now, but I also want to see how much dumber you can get. All your efforts are in vain, you stupid girl!
>First he was reminded of Annie, and now memories of Zyra flashed in his mind. It was like he had never left the League.
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Evens host
Odds host in ERP
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>>11176287
autism
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>>11176293
>>11176293
>>11176293
Fill it in while I brb for 30 minutes or some shit it's dead anyways.
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>>11176304
Kys.
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>>11176250
Awww, and why would you wanna do that? I haven't even hurt you, I'm just trying to touch your silly glove.
>And poof, as instantly as before her body is back to normal, and she drops to the ground. At least mostly, considering there's a big, white flower sprouting out of the top of her head. Uso sways a little back in forth, clearly considering her options. The grin on her face means she's enjoying this way too much.
I never give up, blondie. I didn't survive that long and stay even this sane for that long without it!
>The flower vanishes, and her dress at the same time lengthens, reaching all the way down to her ankles, with a little ribbon tying it together.
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>>11176304
You know full well you could have hosted a game here that wasn't cancerous.
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>>11176381
But where's the fun in that?
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>>11176315
>While Uso grinned, Ezreal scowled. He hadn't anticipated that she would have so many different forms to take, and feared that it would long before he saw the end of it. Her thorny form earlier was most relevant to how Ezreal currently felt about her, like she was a giant thorn shooting straight up into his ass.
Please tell me, how often do the people you interact with in the arena end up despising you? All of them? That sounds like a fair guess to me.
>The worse thing about this situation was that Ezreal couldn't see a way out of it. He didn't really know how to use the escape pods yet and simply shooting at her would risk damaging the ship too much. He decided he'd wait until his teleport had charged up again and just punch her to knock her out. It seemed like the easiest way out of this.
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>>11176388
You know the answer to that question already.
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>tell parents I want to see a psychiatrist
>they send me to Sunday School instead
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How do you usually start RPing without a game? Randomly start talking to people?
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>>11176405
Greeting posts
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>>11176405
>...Pretty much and greeting posts.
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>>11176391
I've got twenty-four effects, you know. I can keep doing this for a whiiile.
>Of course she neglects to inform him that a few of them are just messing with her hair, since that's not important.
Hmm. That's Uro. She likes me! I haven't even met that many people, too! Nooow...
>She seems to stoop over a little, a hand on the ribbon. You can just barely see her feet, but they're not feet. They look like metal stilts now. Almost like stands.
Besides, you're just that stubborn, none of this woulda happened if you just let me touch it! Do you waaant this to keep going?
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>>11176459
>>11176436
>>11176435
>>11176421
>>11176419
>>11176416
>>11176415
When are we banning this fag?
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>>11176464
stop samefagging
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>>11176422
I'll keep this going for as long as it takes. I don't want your filthy hands anywhere near me!
>Ezreal grimaces at his own outburst, sounding too familiar to that nobleman that had been pestering him for the past week.
No, that's...you said something would happen if you touched my gauntlet. I don't trust you in the slightest, so after hearing something like that there's no way I'd let you close enough to do that.
>Ezreal's gauntlet takes its time to recharge, slowly gathering up the magical energy required to teleport. Thinking he could draw out some of that childish rage he had gotten from her earlier, Ezreal decides to take a more underhanded approach.
So, just that one person? Are they as deranged as you? They have to be if they want to spend time with a nutcase. Sorry. Half-nutcase.
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Hello there, I'm Al, and we're here for a Onefer Mcdounfer! Today we're just gonna keep on playing this HG mod and wait for things to happen...
Yeah...
>The deluded man sits down on the floor, looking around
Something to happen...
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>>11176405
Say kissu at them, it doesn't piss anyone off at all.
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>>11176480
I happen to stay VERY clean! And how did you think I got all those other effects, huh? I touch certain things, and sometimes I get one!
>Uso leers at Ezreal, her hands balling up in to fists. Now she sounds serious, as quick as flipping a switch.
She is not! They're the only reason I'm not FULL crazy! Now you apologize, now!
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>Unsure of the exact reason why she keeps finding herself drawn back to this strange place, Mitsuki takes one of the many badly stapled together paperbacks out of her bag and starts reading somewhere in the middle. While most of her attention is directed at the abundance of printed lines in front of her, she occasionally glances up at the unfolding scenes or passersby.
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>>11176515
And now I'm definitely not letting you touch my gauntlet, so thanks for sharing that with me.
>Seeing her anger quickly flare up, Ezreal pounces on the opportunity to push her further, believing that she'd become more reckless and therefore easier to fight back against when he does so.
Well if she's not deranged then she's certainly a lousy friend. She didn't even have the heart to tell you that you're already FULL crazy, you raving lunatic! I can't imagine how terrible of a person she must be, does she get some kind of sick joy out of watching the trainwreck that is you? I can't even begin to imagine what sort of loathsome person this "Uro" must be.
>Ezreal's voice is as genuine as it usually sounds, showing no hints that all of his words are just an attempt to rouse her anger.
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>>11176547
>>11176515
>"I can't even imagine"
>"I can't even imagine"
>it's really late here
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>>11176304
the game is full now host it you nigger
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>>11176482
>>11176527
>want to roleplay with you two
>have to go soon
aaaaaaaaaa
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>>11176563
(Maybe Ezreal is an imaginative person)
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>>11176405
Like this.
>>11176482
>Zer0 approaches the man from behind until he's standing next to him almost parallel.
Something will happen.
You just need to give it time.
Patience, a virtue.
>>11176527
>Zer0 notices the girl sit down and start reading and he raises his head to look at her, his helmet projecting out "?" in bright red LED light.
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>>11176547
>>11176563
>It's fine. Don't let me keep you up I plan on swapping to someone else after this
>Usotsuki trembles again, the red one of her mismatched eyes twitching heavily.
She's why I'm not locked up. She's why I can distinguish the real from hallucinations! She's why I'm not ATTACKING anyone that I feel like. She's why I'm not-
>And her voice lapses in to that rage-filled tone now. Even still, she's holding herself back-just barely- from trying to lash out.
LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH NOTHING IN IT! So shut your mouth, don't talk about people you don't know!
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>>11176592
>She folds the corner of her current page and closes the book with a sigh as her attempts at ignoring the strange assassin don't seem to faze him in the slightest.
You don't seem the type to be interested in reading, so why the questioning look? Don't tell me - You're looking at me, imagining me with one of your techno-helmets on. Not happening, pervert.
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>>11176591
She's why you're not locked up? Oh, so she's the one we have to blame for that? I'll be sure to hold that against her should I ever meet her, which I hope I don't. You deserve to be locked in a room with nothing in it. Solitary confinement, that's what they call it. Your own little slice of the world where you can't disturb anyone else, you little freak. Maybe Uro could get locked up in there with you? She also deserves if she-
>Just as Ezreal is about to conclude his tirade of abuse against a girl he's never met before, a giant laser cuts through the hull of the ship. They had spent so much time bickering and fooling around that the Alien Invasion arena event had finally come to interrupt their little session. The ship split in half as the laser sliced through it, and Ezreal and Uso were soon separated. The next time they met probably wouldn't be pretty.
>Honestly, Ezreal was relieved that the laser had come to interrupt them. He felt slightly disturbed how into his role he had been getting, almost forgetting that it was just that - an act.
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>>11176592
>massages this guy
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>>11176591
>Nah, can't be. Didn't you hear him? He can't even imagine it.
>>11176608
>>11176656
>mislink...although I'm more than sure you'd pick up on it
>Cya later and goodnight HG
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My desire to forcefully impregnate Suz grows by the day.
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>>11176656
>>11176670
>Have a good night.
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>>11176681
I got a similar desire
Except it involves a gun shooting through my head
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>>11176670
Sleep tight
Don't let the bedbugs bite
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>>11176647
What?
>The red question mark changes into an emoticon: ">_<".
You should know not to
judge a book by its cover.
Maybe I like books.
>A pause. The emoticon still shines as brightly as before.
Why would I think that?
The helmet protects my head.
Is that perverted?
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>>11176690
>>11176681
Suz could probably do both of those to you desu
Two birds, one stone
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>>11176660
>The assassin seems to reluctantly enjoy the massage: "...".
Thank you.
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>>11176681
Her vagina probably is unshaven and hasn't been washed in days.
She also smells like cigarettes
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>Clawdia bounces around wall to wall before finally descending to the floor of the arena
Hi!
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>>11176768
>punts to all the way to /tlhg/ with the other pedos where you belong
NGW?
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>>11176768
>throws you in a chasm of anti-matter that completely destroys every atom in your body
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>>11176761
>not washed in days
You give her too much credits. You find less filth in the river Ganges than her cooch.
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>>11176782
>The crab watches you punt a random pedo back to his den, she gives the whole sequence an "4/10" mostly because she can only hold four "fingers"
>>11176786
>Eldritch noises are heard before the girl jumps back to the arena
I've never been killed like that before, how'd you do it?
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>>11176799
I bet it looks like a grilled cheese sandwhich down there
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>>11176800
>accidentally punted kamina apparantly
>punts another random pedo all the way to /tlhg/ as the only other pedo apart from kamina is you
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>>11176719
Are you currently in any danger? Why would a combatant wear his gear outside of combat? I'm saying it's strange, is all.
>Her hand reluctantly slides a book with a blank cover towards him, accompanied by a small nod of her head.
A poetry collection. Sounds like something you'd enjoy, given your strange way of conversing.
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>>11176815
>The man punts someone called "you", the crab wonders how the heck is the man good at punting people, and wonders if she can also punt someone as good as him
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Hey HG.
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>>11176831
>makes a third and final punt, punting Clawdia the purple crab monster thing all the way to /tlhg/ where she belongs
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>>11176842
>She doesn't know who "HG" is, but she waves at the man with her claws anyway to greet him back
Hello!
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>>11176842
>teleports in front of you
>succ
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>>11176847
>Finally the little crab girl gets punted from the man who can truly call him self the "Punt-Master", but being the crab thirsting for blood, she'll be back very soon to the arena
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>>11176848
>He notices the claws for hands and decides it's best not to acknowledge her, believing further acknowledgement would only bring her closer with those claws.
>>11176850
>godmods and denies this
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>>11176857
>Places a permenant anti-Clawdia barrier around the arena, making an impenetrable forcefield that only people who aren't clawdia or that onion ragdoll girl can go though
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>>11176869
>godmods harder than you
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>The purple crab walks back into the thread, waving at the people, again, properly forgetting that she was just punted out
Hi!
>>11176869
>She keeps waving at the man, but alas she can't bring his attention, she just watches him from a distance
>>11176871
>Good thing that this is Crabmina, and not that girl Clawdia
>Also she has more allies than that weird doll girl, like that other weird robot one or that slu- spooky girl
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>>11176869
How small is your dick, dach?
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>>11176768
>The assassin instantly recognizes the bloodlusting eldritch abomination that stands before him.
More blood?
>>11176823
It is part of me.
It is also protocol
for my line of work.
>The assassin watches as the girl slides a small volume of poetry his way. His helmet projection changes again as he picks up the book and opens it: "...". He takes a few minutes to read through some of the poetry, gingerly turning each page to move onto the next work. When he's read enough, Zer0 closes the book and holds it in one hand as he turns to the girl.
Stellar poetry,
but I do have a question.
>"?"
Where are the pictures?
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>>11176768
Shouldn't you be busy pissing on ruby instead of cancering up the threads?
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>>11176896
Yeah!
>She says with utter happiness and disregard for any life's that she will ruin
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>>11176901
>pissing on shit
dats nasty anon
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>>11176908
>The assassin shakes his head.
You will have to wait,
for I foresee no match here.
Get comfortable.
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>>11176901
i want to piss on ruby
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>>11176949
>She looks blankly at him
Get comfortable?
>She just looks at him, thinking about how to get comfortable, before laying down on the floor suddenly, and trying to adjust herself in many ways, yet each one seems to not get her in the "comfortable" zone, she sits up to look at the man again
Uh...how do you get comfortable?
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>>11176890
Tell me more about that slu- spooky girl.
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>thread derailed once again
You guys are so easy
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>>11176984
(U-uh go to ERP and wait for a blue and red eye colored girl with blue hair and slap her butt, you will get your information there)
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>>11176992
HAIL KING BUGS
FIRST OF HIS NAME
SLAYER OF THREADS
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So, game?
Anybody want one?
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>>11176992
Isn't the thread technically always derailed when it goes without a game?
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>>11176968
You do not know how?
>His helmet projection changes: "???".
You should have a position.
Just lie how you sleep.
>>11177009
Please.
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>>11177009
>She nods her head at the man, enthused with the thought of a new game of bloodshed
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>>11177009
That would be great.
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>>11176999
But wait. You have blue and red eyes and blue hair!
>slaps your ass
buenos dias kogasa
>>11177009
Shoot if you want to shoot. Looks like there's roleplayers around so one should win this time.
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>>11177009
No.
Fuck off.
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>people still asking for a game from fucking shitdachi
How does the adachi shaft taste, faggots?
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>>11177030
She's a cutie when her hair is long, it really helps her face when it's like that.
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ULTIMATE """""""""""""""THRILL""""""""""""""" RIDE
GIVE ME ENTRIES UNLESS YOU'RE A BUTTHURT FAGGOT
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>>11177050
Adachi's wife
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>>11177025
But I don't like sleeping, I see ponycorns when I sleep.
>She says with a disgusted tone, shuddering at the thought of this "ponycorns" term she is using, before shuffling herself closer to the man and looking at his projector with a confused look
How do you get comfortable?
>>
>>11177050
Go fuck yourself
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>>11176896
I assume your work is not much different from mine. You are also a hunter, I take it?
>She quickly retrieves the booklet from his hands, skimming the pages to make sure he didn't smudge any.
Pictures? There aren't any. They're words, poetry. These things usually don't come with pictures.
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>>11177050
Mitsuki Nase
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>>11177050
Zer0
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>>11177050
Clawdia
>>
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>>11177050
Velouria
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>>11177050
Mina
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>>11177050
Kindred Hunter
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>>11177050
Lord Beerus
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>>11177050
Jenny
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>>11177050
Adachi's Mistress
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>>11177050
Reigen Arataka
>>
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>>11177050
Not Junko
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>>11177050
Tsuyu
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>>11177050
Jeb!
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>>11177077
So it was you all that time
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>>11177077
FUCK OFF, SHE'S MINE
REEEEEEE
>>
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>>11177032
N-not here you jerk...
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>>11177050
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>
>>11177050
Elias Ainsworth
>>
>>11177050
Captain Luna
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>>11177050
Arle Nadja
>>
>>11177050
If you want to host shit so fucking much, go make your own code.
>>
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>>11177055
First, explain to me
just what these "ponycorns" are,
and I will tell you.
>>11177059
>"K1LL"
A hunter of man.
A glamorous livelihood
of hired murder.
>The assassin looks back at the book clenched in his hand by his side.
Disappointing...
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>>11177050
Mixmaster
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>>11177050
Irotsuki
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>>11177050
Doppelganger Arle
>>
>>11177084
>tfw froppy will never hoppy my floppy until I sloppy her toppy, then moppy the gloppy from my loppy jaloppy
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>>11177126
Their hideous little creatures that this other girl "Sissy" keeps wanting me to hear about them and collect them and...
>She just falls silent while shaking her head violently, before settling down, and looking back at the man
That's Ponycorn.
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>>11177050
Araragi Karen
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>>11177050
Gascoigne
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>>11177050
Draco
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>>11177050
Hisami Touji
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>>11177050
Mouse Princess
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>>11177161
>The assassin rubs his chin with his finger as he contemplates: "...".
That is Ponycorn.
Then how much would you pay me
to get rid of him?
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Reaping.
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>>11177154
I think I can understand most of that but I'm lost on what "loppy jaloppy" is.
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>All this asshurt
>trying to chase away the only relevant host you got left
Based Dubsman
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reminder that yukine has shit grammar
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>>11177215
It has been too long.
Hurry up and start the game.
I want to see blood.
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>>11177212
>She looks at him, blank faced
You can jump into dreams and kill my nightmare?
>>11177215
>She taps her foot while waiting, too excited to keep waiting for the start
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>>11177215
Let's begin
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>>11177239
He's like
12
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>>11177218
A dick, messy with its gloppy, that has become somewhat flaccid after sloppying her toppy.
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Here's your slide.
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>>11177215
Ready to go
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>>11177126
I, too, am a hunter, though I do not hunt humans. I hunt Dreamshades, things that...
>She thinks for a moment on how best to explain what would be considered an abstract concept to most before snapping her fingers and returning her attention to him.
Depression, anxiety, sadness. Negative emotions which you would blame on your brain acting up. They're creatures that haunt humanity and bring nothing but pain and suffering.
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>>11177260
He'll win one day!
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>>11177260
>She gets blown to absolute bits, before reviving somewhere afar, and curling up to a ball, crying for missing out on blood
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>>11177273
He's already won. It's just a matter of time.
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>>11177260
That was unbelievably brutal of me. I apologize. I didn't even know I was strong enough to rip someone's arm off
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Here's another slide.
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>>11177260
SPLASH TECHNIQUE!
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>>11177288
Jeb lost the election but he won our hearts
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>>11177303
I really need to remember to bring Antidotes with me more often
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Witty commentary here.
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>thrill ride kills hg
hyperthinking
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>>11177242
Umm...sure.
>>11177260
That overgrown cat
will not know what will hit him.
Here kitty, kitty...
>>11177270
>"???"
You hunt emotions?
That is even possible?
What a whole new world...
>>11177303
Patience...
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>>11177260
>Mitsuki never even knew her attacker before the explosion that took her out of this world forever. The catch phrase was lost on her as she didn't have time to ponder its exact meaning before the bag was thrown at her feet.
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>>11177303
>>11177376
Sometimes, you're a cat person.
Sometimes, the big angry grey doggos don't much likes the cat person.
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>>11177303
>As the little girl fell, she felt on top of one of the branches, face first.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!!
>The branch snaps with Arle falling towards the ground, landing on her back rather harshly.
Uuuugh... I-I... I don't feel so good...
>Some blood began to come out of her left nostril.
So... sleepy.
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>>11177376
Sing along with me:
Spooky, scary skeletons
will scare you to death.
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>mfw shitposters don't realize you have to host shit games to kill hg
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Furry porn
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>>11177409
Brutal.
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>>11177482
rooting gassy or mousey
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>>11177393
We do not hunt emotions, we hunt the ones that cause them. Normal people cannot see the Dreamshades we hunt, therefore they assume they cause these emotions themselves.
>>11177417
I'm not sure who my vote goes to, or if it matters even in the slightest. The feline god that defeated me has been bested already, it seems.
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>>11177554
Well I know exactly who's gonna win now.
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>>11177393
>She happily squeals, presenting the the top of her head to the man
Kill Sissy! Come on, do it!
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Wait is this a Thrill Ride I missed?
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>>11177565
Adachi.
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THE FINAL SLIDE
AND THE WINNER IS.................?
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>>11177613
At least the b*tch didn't win
Thanks for hosting and congrats Gascoigne
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM
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>>11177630
Least we got a decent winner this time.
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>>11177510
So whenever I
may be depressed or anxious...
that is not from me?
>>11177577
>Zer0's taken aback by the girl's sudden insistence on trying to kill the Ponycorn. He glances around quickly, but he appears to have no other choice. He's gotten too far and deceived the girl too much to just run away. Grabbing the hilt of his blade, he pulls it out of its sheath before twirling it around over his head, the sun glinting off the steel portion. Holding it above his own head and pointing it straight downward towards Clawdia's, the assassin just had one thing to say:
Sweet dreams.
>He drives his katana straight through the top of Clawdia's skull and into her brain.
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Placements.
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>>11177630
Congratulations.
>>11177652
Thank you.
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>>11177630
>>11177652
Congratulations to the other hunter, and thank you for hosting
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What will you faggots do of your lives when HG dies?
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>>11177630
>Thank you for hosting.
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>when life gives you a real life shitpost
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>>11177667
Make more HG.
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I feel like hosting another to test out the personalized host helper Aikawa just gave me.
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>>11177667
None.
I'll kms so I can forever play HG in heaven.
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>>11177652
Thanks for having me.
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>>11177667
What will HG do when you die
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>>11177679
Time honored tradition, my friend
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>>11177692
I wanna have sex with your armpits!
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>>11177700
>>11177700
>>11177700
>>11177700
>>11177700
>>11177700
>>11177700
>>11177700
>>11177700
CHECK OUT THOSE FUCKING NUMBERS
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>>11177684
Same.
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