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>>11169195
third
>>11169154
the remake of shadow warrior is free on steam right now.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/233130/Shadow_Warrior/
>>11169463
You're supposed to send them here.
>>11169428
Can't accesss steam for a while, but i suppose i can still claim it by email.
it's sad to see a young man's love for the waves be replaced by a drug.
>>11169574
yeah that works.
i always look out for free steam games, if only to pad my library. i haven't played most of them. i just don't have as much time for games as i used to.
>>11169428
saved
>>11169373
this is an odd shaped wiener for a hotdog
>>11169901
i would say that most hot dogs have this shape of wiener
http://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-bourbon-cough-syrup-for-79030
>>11169634
Hypothetical sex position: the helicopter
Is it possible?
>>11169979
no?
but the fidget spinner is.
>>11169938
HUH
idunno what kinda hotdogs you've been having
I think I'll make that tomorrow if I need to which I doubt
im sleepy as heck rn..
>>11170023
i make it pretty well, wish i could give you some
have you never seen a hot dog's hot dog? i suppose you must not have
>>11169997
What's fidget spinner?
>>11170101
Hmm, I feel like I'm missing out now.
NO
>>11170206
it's really just a hot toddy but it does work wonders. makes me nostalgic for my southern days
maybe add more honey than they said, it is the key
well shoot why knot?
>>11170240
You mean florida?
I swear it was just 8 a while ago.. I think imma lay down, I'm tired.. and this monitor is annoying the red line thing wont go away anymore
>>11170445
no that doesn't count. ole miss and alabama
ikr and now it's the sleep times
maybe you should replace it so that it matches your new one. and then put vertical monitors on either side
>>11170532
yeah i don't see that happening desu
when will you go to bed?
>>11170593
pretty soon after you do. or before i dunno how long you plan on posting in bed
but you can't just live with a line in your monitor
>>11170101
That pupper is fluffy and looks cute. I wanna cuddle it.
now and again
it seems worse than it is
but mostly the view
is accurate
>>11171725
>>11169979
Depends, do the helicopter blades have to be spinning? And can a machine assist?
I HUNGER, MORTALS!
>>11172705
don't spoil your dinner.
>>11172758
yes sir. sorry sir.
Damn ambulance lights flashing through my window. I think someine died fucking nigger cock again.
>>11171740
I miss old chickun threads :(
>>11172853
for some, the war never ended.
>>11172841
well, you know what they say about going black.
>>11172914
What all have you done today darwin?
>>11172911
once you go black, you become an abused single mom who eventually gets beaten to death by a jilted lover.
>>11172921
What all did he mean by this?
>>11172933
I was going to say once you go black, you never come back, but that works as well.
>>11172934
Come on just spit it out, I want to know about your day.
>>11172950
there's definitely a point of no return.
Blank posting in two places at once
Someone has to stop him.
>>11173229
You just have to give me the answers I seek when I ask.
I would ban him so hard.
I would miss him ;_:
Is it more of the same shit he does here?
It is actually exactly the same, even over voice chat.
>>11173293
Find out yourself.
Wretched.
>>11173321
So are you going to tell me about your day?
Why don't you tell us about your day.
(´・ω・`)(´• ω •`)(`・ω・´)
No.
Why not darwin?
You have not provided a compelling reason for me to acquiesce.
>>11173436
k
>>11169226
That poor horse... I was going to say that poor animal but then someone might mistake me referencing the disgusting monkey on top of it.
Darwin, quit being difficult and tell Interrogator about your day. Interrogator needs to know these kinds of things.
Anyways, I'm going to bed.
pm me about your day dorbin.
Sent.
LMAO
You know what's funny?
Some absolute morons are trying to change australia day.
Its on the 26th of January which is when the first fleet arrived.
these idiots are arguing it's when james cook arrived, the captain that died 9 years before its arrival.
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Did he trick you?
What are you talking about?
Ban him.
Ban ponies. NOW.
>>11173918
i'M TRYING TO SEND YOU A PICTURE
HURRY UP AND TAKE IT!
I wonder how Pasta is doing getting ground to death by his sister.
>>11174111
What'd he do?
>>11174111
chekt
>>11174165
His sister and friends force him at gunpoint to play MMOs and grind with them.
>>11174183
Oh damn. I feel his pain. I was forced to play WoW until i was a level 90. Bad times.
Better than playing with you.
I thought you wanted to play with him.
Me? No.
Unless you mean SEXUALLY.
>>11174249
>>11174264
Shut up.
>>11174335
you know how some games are specifically designed to explit your weaknesses?
>>11174390
No, I don't know. What do you do for a living azu?
>>11174390
What sort of weakness?
>>11174455
waste paper
>>11174467
all of them
Well I'm off to bed.
Keep up the good work azu you've been posting great pics lately.
>>11174602
i've been doing what now?
goodnight Anon
>>11174621
Guess he secretly likes ponies.
>>11174645
who the fuck doesn't love this adorable pink piece of shit?
he probably likes flutteryshy or something
>>11174645
you cant prove this isn't Bun's post
>>11174850
Heello ma'am goodmorning
>>11174854
Greetings.
>>11174863
What do people do when they say they're networking?
>>11174870
Let me know if you figure it out.
>>11174897
no fug u
https://discord.gg/TDdPN52
>>11174901
>>11174870
working on their router usually
>>11174979
no
>>11174985
perhaps it is the unusual case in which one is working on one anothers router
>>11174993
lol pls
>>11175040
>>11175618
>>11175618
>>11175667
>>11175673
>>11175667
>>11175757
pon
>>11175764
pon
>>11175764
Hello
>>11175774
Hors
>>11175774
>>11175786
How're you two?
>>11175794
I've been alright, for the most part, what about you?
>>11175794
p. gud, about to head to bed
>>11175817
I'm ok
>>11175847
dream sweetly az
>>11175847
Rest well
>>11175865
Good to hear
>>11175870
Whatchya up to?
>>11175891
Not much, need to go somewhere in 15 minutes, though
>>11175902
fair fair
catch yas later
>>11175865
heres hoping
>>11175870
verily
heading to bed, night.
Aeris in discord vc telling all.
Why isn't this popular? What's its demographic?
>>11176215
can i get a quick rundown?
Aeris didn't send the hotwheels letter.
Aeris is a sadist.
thanks that was quick and good
That's me. Quick and good.
>>11176355
I want a turn
>>11176390
>yaffs
>>11169361
Why do half of the people on the Discord server never post in threads?
>>11176451
No idea. I can't say for sure.
But my guess is people like gamenerd, tirk, wuma, lora, batsy, jo3y and seven all do stuff like work or school and posting via mobile to a chatroom is much easier and convenient than setting up namesync and solving captchas here I guess.
there's also a few people there who aren't related to this place and come from 8ch.
I haven't asked anyone for their reasons but to me it feels like that is the obvious and primary reason for it.
>>11176621
What's up ma'am?
>>11176625
Not much gurl
What about you?
>>11176493
Okay, fair enough
Aeris told me to be less gay.
I'm back, even after gamenerd told me to leave for light-hearted suicide joke. I'll have you know that in the day and a half that I was gone I cried and cut myself in the bathtub wondering if the pain (emotional) would ever stop.
Light-hearted suicide jokes are how a feud with Erin happens.
>>11176630
nothing much was just doing a few things around the house desu
and aso shitposting on discord and stuff..
>>11176976
was he even serious?
I can't tell when some people are serious or not sometimes there
like i made some asinine rules that are clearly a joke and kyra seemed to think i was serious for a moment
>>11177096
canon pls
>>11177190
skitty pls pls
how's it going?
>>11177208
I'm good, just chatting with some /pone/ people from 8ch
you?
just found out a buddy was homeless for a while cause of shit tier women.
Also i've been getting high a lot lately
>>11177001
I was srs bsn
>>11177315
Oh just had dinner, my mom's back from travels, and just chilling for the while
Incoming GET.
WITNESS ME
WITNESS ME, BATEMAN
>>11177755
A GOOD OMEN
NOW GRANT ME THE GLORY OF THE GET
MAY THE WILL OF KEK BE DONE
>>11177755
>>11177767
>>11177767
My life is ruined.
>>11177777
get
>>11177777
Oh shit, I though the timer would stop me.
Kek smiles on me this day.
>>11177777
I'm gonna fuck you up for that get.
>>11177777
you fucking did it.
>>11177777
Oh fuck!!!!!
>>11177777
Ruined forever. Grats.
>>11177777
get yay
>>11177727
nice
kinda hungry desu
>>11178125
well fine, pickyboy
what do you want
During one of my pointless introspection sessions, I began to wonder to myself if introspection without goal is the intellectual equivalent of masturbation. If so, would that make me a NEET of thought, constantly wondering my own mind with no product as the literal NEETs rub themselves alone for the sake of the act itself?
Introspection is for improving yourself isn't it? What do you mean by pointless?
>>11178550
Thinking about your life for an extended period of time without intention of reaching a conclusion; looking within more for the emotion rather than a intent on a change of behaviour.
>>11178603
Looking within gives you desirable emotions?
>>11178640
It provokes a strong emotional response, usually a mix of positive and negative emotions as I become more fully aware of why I do things.
>>11178668
>>11178712
Hey canon
How goes it
It's stupid hot, but also foggy.
Hi you bastards, how you doing?
I watched some of EVA last night for the first time ever.
It is retarded.
>>11178949
Also I'm still sore.
--Echiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>11178949
Evangelion?
>>11178983
Yeah.
Who's this?
>>11178998
Ruby. If I don't have a name on, it's because I'm on mobile.
Anyways NGE isn't a very good anime, though it has some die hard fans.
>>11179073
Thing is, part of me wants to watch it more, despite the fact I thought Attack on Titan was awful and that put me off most anime...
Don't tell anyone that though.
>>11178153
I just made a peanut butter sandwitch desu...
>>11179178
i bet you didn't even toast it lightly or add any honey
wtf dude
>>11178730
Pretty good, just playing some KF, how bout u?
>>11179408
I'm alright, playing some dead cells
>>11179209
I toasted it but didn't honey
nope
>>11179665
is there anything you like more than peanut butter
yesterday, i deployed a new VOIP system at a bank. unfortunately, half the phones sent were the wrong model, and much nicer than many of the employees were intended to have. i was instructed to deploy the nicer phones for everyone, since the bank needed to have all their phones operational.
tomorrow i am being sent back out there first thing, so i can take away all the nice phones and give the employees a much shittier model.
>>11179665
Honey is awesome. Put some on it fgt.
And how in the fuck are you anyway?
>>11179408
Hi Canon. I'm just playing some old Command and Conquer because tht's the only game I have on this temporary PC.
>>11179073
Ruby, are you a guy or a grille? I forget.
--Sexy Echichan
>>11179687
Smug is that you? Or is that Erin?
>>11179704
this is smuglord.
what can i do ya for?
I did it, you horsemotherfuckers.
>>11179721
Well, the prices depend on what you want to do~
Just letting you know I haven't died :p
I've had my fair share of software shit at work today.
While I was away, it turns out the that printer servers stopped working, so we couldn't print out any documents.
NATIONWIDE.
Fucking IBM.
>>11179841
oops, it turns out i'm not smug after all.
>>11179679
I don't obsessively like it...
I just have it once in a while.
I like pecans, walnuts are OK. and pizza.. and sausage is dope
>>11179689
echi pls
i add some once in a while
>>11179927
alright
>>11179689
>>11179704
also erin doesn't post here
some drama happened with them and they do not frequent the discord much now nor have they really been a patron of these threads in years
>>11179954
So what're you up to?
>>11179962
having a bit of a time readjusting my sleep cycle
maybe have to go back to normie life for a little but based on a text i received well typing this out i might have to alter that decision and stay here under the protection of the bears. women can be fucking retarded
hbu now that you have defeated the ants?
have you seen the movie ants? they are actually pretty nice and you should feel bad
>>11180069
LOL
I've seen that movie yeah but these aren't the same
why are you readjusting it?
still having trouble with that chick you were with?
I'm starting to get kinda sleepy desu
>>11180098
well
to go back i need to be alive during normal human hours
also it is closer to your current cycle
good guess. i want to wait for her to leave before i go back. told her to stop texting me and she sent me this pic of her in a magazine saying that she is "one of the most eligible socialites i the country" and that "i should be so lucky"
god. just please go away.
anyways since i probably won't go i get to do this all weekend which could be nice. we should have a movie night
>>11179689
fuck yeah command and conquer
i suppose it wasn't that good of a guess
forgot said that thing about women
>>11179926
Erin, is that you?
Also you rused me >:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>>11179957
Oh for Chrissakes. When did she leave the discord? Was it in the last 2 months, or before that?
Who started the drama, only it seems everyone I know and like is fucking off and I want it to stop right now.
>>11179931
How r u anyway?
>>11180204
Who's this?
>>11180379
that's rarity.
>>11180311
i'm cupcake.
>>11180475
Haiiii
>>11180186
Oh... idunno what to think about that
I'd watch a movie desu it'd be so much easier with discord on the phone desu
>>11180360
I'm pretty good desu
you?
also basically I re-created the old steam chat group internment which was probably a bad idea and most, if not the majority, of people decided to go to it.. kinda
we kinda also left erin behind because they were not being very charismatic for some reason.
>>11180571
>internment
environment*
>>11180529
it's just annoying
yeah ofc we can use discord
>>11179689
I am very much a guy.
>>11180582
How did you recreate it? I don't follow you. Is everyone still on the discord or have they gone back to steam?
>>11179864
>>11180571
I'm good thanks. Still recovering from my appendix surgery, though, so no bikes for two or three weeks :<
So, wait... are you all back on steam then?
>>11180851
yeah everyone's still on discord
>>11181430
oh damn, sorry to hear that.. get well soon.
no
>>11179689
Hiya Echi, sorryfor the delay, KF got me stuck good, haven't been addicted to a game this much for a long time, and it's a bit older so it runs fine on my potato laptop lol
good ol' C&C is pretty damn fun as well!
How you've been? nice to see ya again!
>>11181470
Canon?
Nah, that's fine. My laptop's MOULDY potato but at least it works - it's the replacement for the one I got last year (also second hand), which was itself a replacement whilst I got my main one sorted out. At least the start menu loads on this one!
Battery's only an hour though. My old one from 2011, my main, has a 3 hour batttery life (or will once I get the new battery). They don't make them like they used to!
I've been alright, only I ended up with appendix problems and had to go to hospital a couple of saturdays back, the week after a German booze cruise/pony convention trip with some friends.
And how are you doing?
>>11181541
Sounds like your case is worse than mine, had mine since 2012, and I'm wanting to get a new one, but the cash and priority just isn't there atm lol
ya my battery doesn't last too long, but I'm plugged in most of the time so it doesn't matter so much
aw, sorry to hear that, hope you get better very soon!!
I'm doing well, graduated two months back and am currently looking for a job, the market here is pretty rough and saturated atm, and I applied to a syndicate for engineers here, which should help a bit, as well as give me 100% medical insurance for a low price per year as an added benefit, the initial registration fee was $2600 so that's a bite in the wallet lol but it will be worth it in the long run
besides that not much going on I can say
Hug or fug?
>>11183071
whomst?
also, fug. every time.
>>11182983
>>11183071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVp3pGLRWkI
>>11183106
hi rappy.
>>11183140
How're you?
>>11183161
a bit lonely, but fine otherwise.
how are you holding up?
>>11183209
I'm going ok but Skitty just threatened to labotomise Skittybot!
We have to stop him!
>>11183238
he wouldn't dare!
>>11183209
Dumbass
>>11183091
>whomst?
Youst.
Rosie is for fug not hug?
>>11183541
what did he mean by this?
>>11183549
he is not for sexual. no.
>>11183564
Nothing, you stupid little goth kitten!
...Wait what?
>>11183652
you rude ass man!
>>11183778
Oh, what? You think you're betta than me cause you got some frilly girly personality under that powdered wig you wear on your head?
>>11183949
I'm saying you need the kind of attitude adjustment only a shot in the mouth can manage. .
>>11183949
>>11183977
Is this a meme?
>>11183977
I knew this whole time! All you want me to do is suck your pencil dick! IM GONNA WRITE A SONNET WITH THAT SHIT ON THE WALLS! BRABALAGHAHEALARAGHA!
>>11184079
no jokes here friend.
>>11184094
what the fuck are you talking about?
I just want to beat you the fuck off. you need a good roughing up!
>>11184079
>>11184115
I feel afraid
>>11184144
Hey canon, how're you?
>>11184164
>>11184115
>I just want to beat you the fuck off.
>you need a good roughing up!
Beating someone off and roughing them up are not the same thing. Did you mean beating them up?
>>11184115
Don't lie, everything's a joke it you like it is for me init? It's all one big sham! The great pumpkin isn't real Linus!
>>11169154
How many of you read this little gem of comedy and what are your thoughts?
>>11184164
Doing just fine, chillin for the moment, might head to bed soon, pretty hooked to KF apparently lol
so far I'm lvl6 shooter, lvl4 med + berserker + commando, lvl 2 ammo + demo, but the grind is really starting to kick in lol
how bout u?
>>11184164
well, y'know ifyou get too close you might get beaten off as well.
>>11184205
whoa, you're right.
I meant to say I'll give him a right jerking. knock him about a bit.
>>11184217
what?
>>11184205
Piss in a can!
>>11184236
How agro is the foreplay gonna get? Quit beating off behind the bush!
>>11184234
Kf1 is such a fantastic game.
Are you playing in insane difficulties yet?
>>11184236
I think I might just have to get a little closer if that's the case!
>>11184275
you throw necks, I throw fists, girlfriend.
>>11184290
>>11184290
tried HoE with RK once, did not go so well lol
I'm mostly playing on Hard or normal if I don't feel like focusing alot
I hear the sequel of the game is kinda meh compared to the 1st
>>11184313
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A THROWNECK IS! THEMS FIGHTN CRABCAKES, RUB OFF THEM SUGARMUFFINS, cause I'm puttin you in CAMP CENTURY!
>>11184370
Fuckin firing that shit! Careful!
>>11184386
I'm calling you a cock sucking la la fruity man.
>>11184370
I've heard the same, I've bot played the sequel yet, I don't even own it... And hyeah, Hell on Earth is insane, you legitimately need a level 6 of each class in game to manage.
I was awesome at sharpshooter, as to be expected though since I played so many hours of it.
I could double kill flesh pounds with 1 crossbow bolt kek :P
>>11184418
YOU LIVERDANCER! SCULLION!
>>11181412
>>11176260
>no reply
Fine I will reply to myself.
It doesn't appeal to /mlp/ due to only half is about pony Twilight
It doesn't appeal to /d/ because it is sentient
It doesn't appeal to /h/ because it is not normal enough
>>11184441
lmao, neck me please.
>>11184497
post more.
>>11184509
Neck yourself!
>>11184440
Yeah, it's crazy, and you gotta play it almost perfectly as one mistake could mess everything up for you and your team
hehe yeah, I'm pretty good at that as well, I'm also liking the firebug class, as it's pretty easy to get rid of the weaker zeds
>>11184492
>>11184535
Meth labs by state
>>11184612
>>11184660
Where's bun?
>>11184684
>>11184743
>>11184236
>a right jerking
As opposed to jerking him off with your left hand?
>>11184791
>>11184872
>>11184944
gtgs
can't sleep
thinkin about attractive fils too much I guess
>>11184957
>gtgs
>gtg
>s
hmm, see you later if that's the case :3
I guess my favorite thing about attractive fils is how attractive they are probably
>>11184838
I'm not left handed.
>>11185183
Yeah, but jerking off with your off hand has a nice kind of feel to it.
>>11185415
I cramp up. it's a weird angle.
>>11185161
Nobody wants you here.
>>11185758
>>11185758
>>11185758
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