HG Thread
>>11129957
>uk are bigger bantmasters than the abos
dropped
scrub-a-dub-dubs
Thank you thread maker!
And you don't need to try Eggy, just look within yourself!
Let the bodies hit the floor....
>>11130019
A pair of phantoms!
Who am I going to call?
Ghouldecimators?
>>11129957
HG version when?
>>11129998
>Check the bottom-right.
>>11129866
>Her hair extends, growing well long enough to reach her ankles, before turning to fine, sharp-looking points and moving up in to the air, pointed at him. She tilts her head in silent question.
>>11129898
>She seems incredibly perplexed by the sport as a whole. Eventually she gives up, tossing the mallet thing aside, sitting down nearby to watch the other two.
>>11130019
>In a flash of light, the frowning mask becomes one that is not. Instead, all that there is is a cold, faceless mask that shows two piercing-looking white eyes that glow softly, the only detail even on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LJM6nd_KTQ
Murder with a mace! How dramatic!
>>11130097
>Kek
>Two games in a row now.
>>11130090
>I had the abos and kiwis mixed up
Wew I'm an idiot
>>11130106
Oooooooooooooh-
>vomits blood all over Wu
>>11129957
>tfw super butthurt
>play shitty word game to pass time
>see this
THICC
>>11130106
>Letting the mask drop from her face, all Yomika can do is sigh. This is starting to irritate her. After she recovers outside the game she stands up, dusts herself off, and stomps off to parts unknown for a little while, returning only after a fair period of time.
>>11130109
>Mistakes happen. Even ones that would get you crucified if either party were around.
>>11129957
>USA
>not on the far left
I agree with Mr. Vader, Okita needs to check his manners!
>>11130149
>Unff!
>>11130169
Id say USA is more in the middle
>>11130173
>pukes blood on before being killed
>ywn have star beg for your cock
Why live
>>11130192
Well if they banter, but also get butthurt, they'd be in the middle
It's not that hard to see
>>11130173
Dick Vader getting all the Fate succ
A wild Status page appears!!!
Is your fav District doing well?
>>11130191
>Kek anon no that's lewd.
>>11130253
You're lewd
>>11130190
Puking blood is not good...
>>11130173
...Huh?
>She blinks, looking surprised at herself as she finds herself still in the game. She makes sure she is the only way she can immediately think of, by going to town on someone.
fix'd
>>11130261
> I may be but I try to tone it down in here.
Shota Wars: Vader Strikes Back!
>>11130253
DICK VADER
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Elias and Eggman! I like the sound of it, has a pleasant ring to it.
>>11130315
>in here
ALMOND STATUS ACTIVATED
>kissu
>>11130318
>DE
you had one job
>>11130315
I wish Vader was here to see this.
>>11130348
...Hm.
>She picks out a particularly fat one, crushes it's head between her fingers, and swallows it whole.
>>11130348
I'm assuming he caught her with his dick will be the joke that will presented here.
>Dick Vader's first time
>Already making a name
>>11130349
>Kissu
>I'll give you this one.
The Great Shota is finally slain!
>One day even the internet will ignore you
>>11130426
Which is why you pretend to be someone else.
OH WAIT HE'S STILL IN THIS!!
Absorbing souls to stay alive? An interesting move.....
>>11130426
>Today is not that day.
>>11130469
>Which is to say, she makes an attempt to talk to someone in a normal fashion.
>It goes as expected however, leaving her in her loneliness once again.
>>11130426
Turn Columbine into a joke. Nobody will ignore you.
>A teenage boy comes into the thread and wheels out a food cart with the words "Come get yer greasy grub here!" plastered all over it.
Welcome to Mr. Meaty's On The Go, where you can get the same decent food without the hassle of being in a crowded and hygienically ambiguous restaurant! Now who's ready to order?
>>11130426
The internet has no consciousness (yet). It can not ignore you.
>>11130502
What item on your menu has the highest calorie count?
>>11130530
You're just asking for the Hershey Burger to be posted again.
I never would've thought that your local theatre would be the best place to learn about The Birds and The Bees, Earth sure is a swell place!
>>11130502
I'll take two of whatever you're selling! I'm STARving!
......you get it?
>>11130537
ITS AN IMMERSION CHECK YOU DIP
Remember folks! Always pack your ear muffs when going to see a play!
>>11130530
Well that would be the trademarked "Original Ultra Loaded Fries", they are smothered with cheese, sour cream, lard, donut glazing, and sprinkled with a generous amount of cheezy curds. Want one?
>>11130544
Okay I'll put you down for a double order of Mr. Meaty's Original Sammich.
AHOY! How goes the arena?
>Matt makes landfall with his sword at his side and his cat following
>>11130601
>Dick Vader is possessed
TIME TO SURRENDER
>>11130604
I'll take two in fact.
Kawaii desu yo, onii chan.
>Ryoma Hoshi
>>11130604
Thanks buddy, I'm working up quite the appetite watching people kill each other over here. Lemme just activate the Arena Event and I'll come collect my food.
>The flips a nearby switch, changing the Arena's setting momentarily.
>>11130609
I barely watch anymore. Just browse on my phone until everyone dies, y'know?
>>11130619
2 Original Ultra Loaded Fries coming up!
>Makes the heart attack inducing meal and uses premium lard for good measure.
There you go, that'll be $12.56 and a signature on this release form.
>Hands him the paper, all it says is "You can't sue Mr. Meaty's."
>>11130502
>Yomika approaches slowly and curiously, sniffing at the air. The girl examines in particular the cart, before locking eyes with the boy.
>>11130601
>>11130609
>Yomika stumbles up with a bottle of...something in her hands. She sways back and forth for a moment, before collapsing to the ground face-first. Only a few scarce seconds later she's back on her feet, suddenly looking very steady and clear-headed, staring at the hat in curiosity.
>>11130690
>Wu Zetian turning the tables on Dick Vader by shoving something in HIS mouth instead
What a way to go.
>>11130502
Do you guys have a breakfast menu?
>>11130609
Hoo-there, miss! You shouldn't be brandishing a weapon out in the public, it ain't very lady like.
>>11130690
Your order is in this brown, grease stained bag when you're ready, also $6.77 is your payment.
>>11130712
Hello, may you want to try our delicious and not so nutritious burgers?
>>11130722
We do, but it's only available in the morning.
>>11130609
Same ol', same ol', Slick. Just waitin' for the good part now.
>>11130694
>lays a 10 and a 5 on the counter and taste tests
Hmmm... Needs a bit more salt... Thanks though. Keep the change.
>leaves
>>11128238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CUvmmjAlm4
>>11130692
Dead is always fun!
>>11130712
Hi, I see you are also a fan of... stiff drinks.
>>11130738
LADY? JUST CAUSE MY HAIR IS LONG DON'T MEAN SHIT!
>>11130756
Ooh sweet! Wait, I don't got much cash on me buddy...
>>11130690
Dick Vader replacing the old Vader when?
>>11130815
Now.
>>11130801
Well, how about you tell me a joke, if it's pretty funny I'll give you it for free.
>>11130756
Yeah, I'm a little short on cash, what can you get me for three bucks and change
>>11130770
Same
I wonder who won? How about we take a little peek?
>>11130846
Deal! Uhmm....what do you call a psychic midget who just broke out of jail?
>>11130756
Nu...stric...ous?
...Hungry.
>>11130801
>UInfortunately for her, she has never tried such foods before, and is wholly unprepared for it.
>>11130785
Hm?
>Yomika looks down at the bottle, and swishes it. She shrugs, holding the thing out to him. It already looks like she never drank it in the first place.
>>11130756
What are you taking about, it's-
>Looks down to his shitty cereal bix prize watch
Oh goddammit, I overslept again. Fine fine, just give me some french fries or something, I'm starving here.
>>11130877
>oral disembowelment
brb stealing this for my new grindcore band's name
>*Clapping host noises*
>>11130856
Hm, well there's this.
>Gets a cup and goes to the grease trap, fills it up with the fluids and some other crusty bits.
That'll be $2.15
>>11130877
I don't know, what?
>He said, trying to pretend not to know the punchline.
>>11130897
I'll put you down for a Mr. Meaty's Combo meal then, you want mayo with that?
>>11130901
Want to try our 'Organic' Selection? They all come with a slice of lettuce by order of the FDA.
>>11130897
UInfortunately you can't spell unfortunately.
>>11130928
Khajiit congratulates you to your victory.
>>11130935
A LARGE SMALL AT MEDIUM!!!
.....wait I think I mixed that up?
Here are your placements everyone!
>>11130928
Good Game. Thanks for hosting Star, and congratulations to the True God of Hunger Games.
>>11130928
Yeah, yeah, congrats, Slick. Feels like you killed me yourself, though. Weird, right? I wasn't even here!
>>11130977
Thanks and all of that.
>Was this your own code, by the way?
>>11130897
OOOH for me? ok!
>Matt takes the bottle and drains half of it in one go.
>>11130977
Heh, that was pretty goofy, a deal's a deal then, here ya go.
>>11130935
That doesn't look very healthy.
Then again, I don't I can't afford anything else. I'll take it.
>Johnny hands him the three dollars and takes the cup from his hand
>He chugs the cup's contents and shudders in disgust
Thanks.
>>11130977
And Khajiit thanks you for the entertainment.
>>11130935
May...o?
>She clearly has no idea what that means, but nods anyways.
>>11131001
>There was still a fair amount in the thing, at that. It seems either she was a lightweight, or had never drank before period.
>All she does is smile in response to the enthusiastic chugging.
>>11130968
>In my defense, they're immediately next to each other on the keyboard.
>>11130988
>It's the newest /co/de.
>>11130977
Thanks for hosting mister
>>11131008
Ah yes! Thanks Mr.Meaty!
And thaks to everyone for letting me host, you're a great crowd! Here's your summary.
And special thanks for the anon who recommended the code, it's pretty nice,
I don't feel like hosting a beach code right now, but I did found a nice little /co/de from the /co/ people, want me to try it?
>>11131010
Have a artery clogging day, Johnny!
>>11131016
>He makes the meal, putting in a sandwich, some fries, and a crudely made toy, not forgetting the mayo of course.
There, $5.03 please.
>>11131075
It's Parker, but you're welcome anyways.
>>11130935
Sure sure I don't care, give me the organic thing, I just need to eat something.
>Hands the fast food worker $7.45
This will cover it right?
>using charcoal
>>11131097
>Graphics card not found.
>>11131016
>Huh, cool. I didn't even realize they were making more.
>>11131086
Whatever works, Slick! I'm dyin' from boredom right now, so hurry up.
>>11131086
dew it
>>11131108
Every single hg fag is like Stoop Kid, too afraid to leave hg.
>>11131099
Yeah, it will.
>Makes him a salad drenched in nearly every dressing he has and gives it to him.
Here you go, a nice "healthy" garden salad.
>>11131124
>>11131125
K, gonna use Mz9p94Rj.
Gonna start at XX:00, or in 5 minutes.
>>11131086
>/co/de
There's gonna be a bunch of lewd but sure, why not.
>>11131143
Never been a stranger to those, they make the event funny sometimes.
>>11131134
Now to just get someone to edit this so it says "Hg poster afraid to leave HG"
>When you want to pick up a fucking loli but assume people will think you're doing it for (You)s
>>11131139
>The lewd maid code I tried to introduce to /co/ found its way back here
kek
>>11131124
>They said as such in the last thread, so that's neat.
>>11131097
>>11131114
>Yomika immediately picks up the thing, sniffing at it like some sort of animal, before looking up and cocking her head in confusion.
>>11131152
Who would be the most fitting avafag for that?
>>11131177
Aqua
>>11130988
>Implying that I can ever do something like that.
>Funny.
>>11131177
Hoshi/Adachi
>>11131185
Who?
>>11131185
Correct.
>>11131196
Shit and wrong.
>>11131177
Hoshi.
>>11131171
Y'know, money, moolah, green rectangular papers that society puts value on.
>>11131165
Do whatever you want, bro.
>>11131170
Neat, bro.
>>11131195
You can do it if you try, Starbro.
Anyways, let's begin.
First 24 or more.
>>11131208
>The blank stare given is one clearly given by someone who has little idea as to what that is.
>Her clothes look roughly-made, her skirt is made from dried grass, and she's barefoot.
>>11131221
Yomika
>>11131221
Doopliss
>>11131221
Lum!
>>11131221
Gascoigne
>>11131221
Vore
>>11131221
Foxy Rena
>>11131221
Inkling
>>11131221
Vinny
>>11131221
Grey Knight
>>11131221
Ahri
>(I hope everyone's having a good sunday afternoon!)
>>11131221
Sun Li the Glorious Strategist
>>11131221
Slutty bote
>>11131221
Mitsuki Nase
>>11131221
HG
>>11131221
Elias Ainsworth
>>11131221
Parker Dinkleman
>>11131221
Shin
>>11131221
A happy dancing kitter
>>11131221
Star Butterfly
>>11131221
Freddie
>>11131221
Bathtub Man
>>11131221
Move
>>11131203
Adachi often said he would leave only to come back days later.
>>11131221
Dick Vader
>>11131221
A NOISE MARINE
>>11131221
Popeye
>>11131221
Lana's mother
>>11131221
Carlton banks
>>11131221
Lord Beerus
>>11131221
Fei fong wong
>>11131221
Kharjo
>>11131221
Bolin
>>11131221
>>11131275
>
>>11131135
Alright, thanks for the afternoon breakfast kid, I'll try to get you a shoutout on tv one of these days.
>Wanders off eating the only salad on earth that could stop your heart
>>11131221
Eric Andre
>>11131221
Marcel Duchamp
>>11131221
Suz
>>11131221
Lord of the seas
Has there been a Sabrina? Thought of picking her up.
>>11131298
That's B-E-A-E-N-K-E-S, no E.
>>11131366
There was for a short period of time but you should be good to go.
>>11131366
Do it, but only use the Generation 5 design
This game is brought to you by "Put your name in the first reply"
It's a way so that the host doesn't make fun of you by putting your name wrong or by being sassy.
CHECK IT!
SWAP IT!
WHO CARES ABOUT IT!
>>11131221
Postal dude
I can use my advantage!!!
PУCCКAЯ ПИCЬMEHHOCTЬ
>>11131394
You mean the Evil Queen one?
>tfw Lightning just struck 200 feet away from my house
F-Fuck I pissed myself a little bit
>>11131395
Time's a'wastin' Slick, especially since we all know who's gonna win this whole thing! Let's get to it!
>>11131221
Magma Grunt
>>11131411
I mean this one
>>11131395
Looks good to me.
>>11131429
That's gen 4
>>11131429
Why though? That one looks like a generic trainer.
>>11131395
>>11131400
P-Please put him in...
>>11131433
She has the same design in Gen 5
>>11131437
it just stuck to me feel free to ignore me
>>11131395
>Sorry. In my defense, the script is stupid, works in stupid ways, and is superfluous.
>And GODDAMMIT I know I saved that image as a .png that's the second time
>>11131395
Oh hell yeah dude.
Just in time.
>>11131395
I like this guys game.
>>11131320
>>11131400
>>11131395
Cannot say I'm too fond of my district partners, but other than that, everything appears to be in order.
>>11131413
hot
>>11131395
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>11131413
Same happened to me once
>>11131460
One cannot hunt beasts without first coming up close and personal to them
>>11131395
Ready to roll!
>>11131446
Unless there's a swa-
>>11131457
Oh there it is!
>>11131449
Forgetting something so simple seems pretty stupid, lass, besides the Script is very very simple, but enough sass, STARTING ASAP!
>>11131448
No no, that's fair. I know what you mean.
Taste is subjective after all.
>>11131358
>>11131273
>>11131395
Sea Monster! Swap please Host.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
Starting!
>>11131530
>Dick Vader already dreaming about ass the ass and pussy he will claim
>>11131485
>I don't get why anyone would ever use it.
>Sorry again.
>>11131530
>She comes to a stop.
>She's pretty sure she doesn't, actually. Weird. She doesn't even know what trick-or-treating is, come to think of it.
>>11131530
I don't know anyone here...
My feet hurt.
I just wanna go home.
>>11131495
You will live today small human child.
>>11131530
Do you think I care about your friends!
>>11131564
>sticks thumb up bum
>>11131530
How the heck did I end up here again?
>>11131530
I don't have a family, Slick, and it sure wouldn't look like these goofballs!
>>11131530
What'd you come to me for? I don't know anything about this mansion.
>>11131573
kys Wiggins
>>11131558
>It seems she doesn't remember many things at all, really.
>>11131530
Spooky.
>>11131391
>>11131394
>>11131429
Personally I like her gen1 appearance but maybe every once in a while I could mix it up on the appearances. Thanks for letting me know guys. Got any tips or anything?
>>11131579
>sticks peenor in you
>>11131626
Tips regarding what?
hello?
>>11131530
Don't wear it, you fucking perverts!
That could be even more bizarre than the mask you are holding right now, Lum
Everyone's finding block spots on their pants.
I'm sure that cat of destruction is a peaceful cat.
Get back to work, Parker.
So much for that monster action I was hoping for.
Two potatoes find a altar.
Doopboy, don't touch the white liquid.
Vader commands it, the maid obeys!
Yeah that postal guy acts weird.
Don't you touch my pumpkins, slut.
>>11131558
Cause it's fast easy and simple? Jesus, do you need it to shit golden eggs to like the userscript?
>tfw got needle rush
Aussa, please ship with me.
>>11131665
>needles in the tip of your peepee
>>11131651
Well her psychic abilities mostly
>>11131664
Hey Jeeves, do your job and throw that freak out, he started pissing in my bathtub!
>>11131664
HOLY SHIT DICK VADER IS AT IT AGAIN
Is Eddy here by chance?
>>11131664
At least let me finish this episode of "Gossiping Ghosts", Sandra is really spicing things up.
>>11131664
Ugh... Seriously, it's dark and kinda musty... There's webs -everywhere-...
>The kitsune sighs and brushes some out of her tails.
I can do this though. I know I can! It's time to stop being negative and--
>Slowly she looks around.
Hopefully not feel like I'm being watched any more...
>>11131664
>I just dislike it for the fact that it makes you put in extra effort for transparent images.
>This is to say, of course, that Yomika drinks like an animal, without any semblance of restraint or refinement.
Daily reminder that you're loved.
>>11131705
Why yes, yes I am.
>>11131664
Strange, pfft nothing strange here!
>>11131721
You know that's false. Stop with the niceposting
>>11131721
*That some of you are loved.
Fify
>>11131735
nicepost takeover of hg when?
>>11131723
I guess.....
What, wait a minute!
What the hell are you going to do with that cat?
>>11131722
>Sorry to interrupt but do you have this?
>>11131748
Now.
You've got a cute butt, anon.
>>11131664
No cameras allowed, Lana senior.
Don't you touch my hooded boys either.
Popeye's using his brute strength to get in doors that could of easily been unlocked by... TURNING THE KNOB!
Vader doesn't like squids it seems.
Damn it Doopy, now you are a ghost.
You gotta move them hips, Move.
That kitter seems to be happy in the wrong reasons.
HG? Not sleeping? What a twist!
Well duh, Shin, that's you.
Man up Suz and that skeleton thing!
That is one unfortunate maid.
Matt you can't take the knives for your collection, so we just took them away.
I guess we know what that cat is into.
Kill yourself, Bathtub Man.
>>11131663
Hey.
>>11131530
This one is sneaky, but Kharjo can still smell him.
>>11131715
There's a button for it, just a little button.
>>11131752
No, thanks!
>>11131664
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hT4iWuQZeeM
>>11131762
Why hello there little one!
Aren't you adorable?
This is looking up alr--
>The girl stabs Ahri in the stomach.
Oh.. Oh no. Please don't...
>>11131762
Oh, great, a dead body. Just what I was looking for.
People should really clean up their trash.
>>11131762
Hey man.
You ever see that movie Duhjango?
>>11131735
It's true.
>>11131745
There's always at least one person that loves you here, anon.
>>11131762
Awww I just want some more swords..
>tfw still feel bad for shitposting aussa all those times
>>11131807
What about people like Bolin, and Yin?
>>11131807
>He believes there's anyone that actually does.
>>11131815
>feeling bad
Well I guess that's a good sign. You might not be a sociopath.
>>11131762
Alright, who gets the pleasure of meeting me tod-
>Bathtub Man looks around the other tributes who had already begon before Bathtub Man arrived, including women and an underaged boy
I'll just close the door....
>>11131762
EVEN THIS WILL SERVE AS PRAISE TO THE PRINCE OF EXCESS! THINGS WILL BE GETTING LOUD NOW~
>>11131816
Bolin is liked by a few.
Yin loves himself.
>>11131820
Trying too hard, anon. You know deep down you're liked.
>>11131762
>Considering as she lacks those parts, all that Yomika can do is sit there, wondering what the purpose of any of that is.
>>11131783
>Pardon me for being grumpy and old-fashioned.
>>11131762
Looks like Bolin is now fries.
Oh yeah, it's not like that's big giant space marine has a weapon or something on him.
Cut your armpits too, forest grower.
Jesus Lum, what did he do to you?
Yomiko looks... very bored.
Oh great, Tentacle Vore Porn.
Put on some other clothes, skeleton.
Lana's devilish.
And now HG is in the mirror world!
Damn it Beerus.
There's your new sword, Matt, now stop searching for more!
And Parker's now paranoid, what a day.
>>11131847
>people like Bolin
I can't understand how that's possible. He's toxic and only spews shit.
>>11131847
Not by anyone here at least.
>>11131856
Holy fucking shit
>>11131626
>>11131698
With as vague as they are in Pokemon, you can do whatever you want.
>>11131872
You're wrong.
I like you.
I'm sure others do, too.
Don't be so diffident about it.
Your friends wouldn't like you to think they don't like you.
>>11131856
>Bathtub Man swiftly grabs his phone as he discovers the black goo staining his pants
"Heeeeeey, Doctor Miller, are you sure that the results of the STD test last weeks were negative? I might have a slight issue over here"
>Bathtub Man's text stays unread.
>>11131856
Great, Lum's lost her mind.
Oh god damn it Shin, why the cat? Like why? seriously, it's not even a sexy one!
Matt's screaming like a little girl!
Good on you, Move. Beta ass motherfucker.
He looks the same, Gas-man.
You can't escape this place without dying, my dear Yom-Yom.
Popeye's looks like he wants to be Lana's daddy now.
Come on, Suz, it's just a doll.
You know what to do, space marine.
A slut not going in an orgy? BLASPHEMY!
>>11131856
What's that noise?
>>11131884
Finally shaving off that crusty pubic hair, eh suz?
>>11131664
Hey, lady! Your mayonnaise jar's leakin'!
>>11131762
Owwwwowowowow! Not fair at all! I didn't know how to work the stupid thing!
>>11131924
Should I fap to this?
>>11131924
>dude has a threesome with the catgirl he was sent to kill and a maid
Shin's living the dream
>>11131957
That catgirl's about ten years old, dude.
>>11131914
I'm sure.
>>11131938
That's something I never wanted to hear and something I never want to hear again.
>>11131924
That's not the first time I've seen a stare like that.
You go places in the fun parts of the world and you see real live people with those motionless eyes.
>>11131935
Might need a bandsaw dude. The growth here would have yuppies going for pleasure strolls through it
>>11131924
What the hell even is this channel? Damn, I think the TV broke down.
>>11131972
...
well fuck, dude's a pedo
>>11131972
everyone in HG is magically made consenting age
>>11131924
Suz joins HG in the mirror zone!
That special service better be giving him propane.
The butler didn't do it. I think.
Great, now Matt's paranoid.
Damn it Slut, you are gonna have to sick atleast 20 cocks for this!
How the hell is a cat gonna kill you, man? Just take your bath and don't worry about it.
You gotta move it move it, to hell!
Skeleton man meets a gargoyle!
>>11131938
Then why'd you attempt to do it, bro?
>>11131994
I'm not against this rule.
>>11131924
>She has no idea how to drive a car. And man does it show.
another 100% quality K I N O code from the masterminds that are /co/
>>11132003
>Kharjo playing the grand piano
There is an Aristocats joke somewhere in there.
>>11132020
This wasn't co though
8ch is responsible for this one
>>11132003
I KNOW they are out to get me. I know it
>>11132003
What the hell Jeeves, what kind of butler are you!
No sane person would dress like that, just call the cops or you can kiss your job goodbye.
>>11132020
>this code
>kino worthy
Nope
>>11132003
>>11132025
Everybody wants to be a cat!
>>11132003
Has anyone seen the butler? I want to say hi.
>>11132003
Thus ends the tale of the Chad known as Dick Vader.
You know what, this is okay, I can get behind this slut... RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
But that's...So stupid, god the events on this are either boring, lewd, or stupid, where's the bizarre bits?!
Wow Shin, you are a massive fag, I'd sleep with Lum in a heartbeat.
So what? What's the man gonna do to the Gasman? Is it because he's naked right now?
>>11132020
>>11132044
Movie worthy? What's that gotta do with this thing? It's way more mundane than I expected.
>>11132003
Yay......?!
>>11132062
Not yay.
>>11132046
But of course not everyone should be so lucky.
>>11132062
>he's completely silent
>like only a cat in a dark room could be, shortly before you trip over it on your way to the toilet
>>11132073
You remind me of my wife
>>11132062
Oh yay a feast...
God this is a boring feast.
Just go out there and eat, I'm just gonna go get some sodas.
>>11132062
Ah, that was a nice bath, I should have another one soon.
>Bathtub Man is suddenly distracted by the rancid smell of the room, and runs to the window to open it.
Why do it smell like wet dog in here?
>>11132091
Are you someone's secret ava? If not, who are you?
>>11132097
I bet she regrets that decision.
>>11131982
What are you lookin' at me like that for, Slick? Somethin' I said?
>>11132003
'Cause I felt like it, Slick! What else am I supposed to do with it? Throw it out the window?
>>11132102
>magical catgirl loli takes out a space marine
God bless you, hunger games.
>>11132102
WE ARE BEING Drowned out...
>>11132118
It has to do with mayonnaise
Absolutely disgusting
>>11132102
Has anyone seen my tuna sandwich? It was on the table over there just a minute ago.
>Bathtub Man grabs his phone and starts dialing
Hello, ADT? Yeah, connect me to customer service, your security system is garbage.
>>11132102
That kitten just ain't right.
Jesus Gasman what did the Grey knight do to you?
Kinky Dude, Kinky.
Popeye wants some Lum-gum.
Shin's a pacifist it seems.
>>11132138
Hey, someone had to tell her it was leakin' all over the place. It was just drippin' right down outta her skirt and onto the floor for cryin' out loud! Coulda slipped on it if I wasn't careful, Slick!
>>11132102
>>11132107
Kharjo can not eat a meal made with onions. He will let you have it.
>he then proceeds to mix up the plates by accident
>at least he got to find out what onions taste like
>>11132109
(Where would be the fun if I told you?)
>>11132162
And one of the most bad-ass kitten dies to a boar, you know what that does to me, IT BOARS ME, because that was not a nice ending.
Popeye are you sure that's just spinach you are feeding him?
Gas tells Lum that there is ghosts, and looks like the Dude has the proof.
Bathtub man, do you know what this means?!
IT MEANS YOU CAN UNLOCK THE DOOR TO EACH OF THE BATHROOM!
>>11132162
This is kinky~
>>11132207
Very, very spooky.
>>11132207
What a gullible man, does whatever a woman tells him to, "there's a shark in the bath", or "let's have sex", or "LET'S GO OUT IN THE WOODS!"
Uh...
I have to go, sorry! SPEEDING IT UP!
Is Ruby still here? I saw her wandering around earlier today.
>>11132168
Aren't you a ghost? Don't you float? Are you worrying about other people in a place where only one person can live? That's dumb. You're a Baka.
>>11132197
So you are a secret Ava?
>>11132234
Looks like Popeye got his Lum-Gum... Somehow anyway.
>>11132162
I just can't take it anymore, I'm not going to calm down.
>The room is silent for a bit
Well, okay. I'll calm down. Just show me the exit, I'm done. I'm pretty sure I'm not even being paid for this job.
>>11132197
Oh, thanks...
>Bathtub Man takes a bite out of the sandwich.
Wait a minute, there's no onion in here. Well, it's an honest mistake.
Uh... Nice fursuit, dude. You know FurCon is down the str-
>Bathtub Man is interupted by Kharjo fainting from the poison.
Damn, the heat inside that suit must have gotten to him, and I can't find the damn zipper on this thing
>>11132234
GODDAMIT!
>>11132259
OKAY GOTTA GO!
>>11132259
OH MY.
>>11132259
I like the way things turned out.
>>11132272
>>11132272
Thanks Vibri. stfu lum
>>11132272
Thanks a bunch for the game Vibri.
>>11132259
A runner-up again...
Thanks anyways.
>>11132272
Thanks for hosting.
Normally I'd tell you to kys Yuno but... grats.
>>11132112
Y-you too...
>>11132246
Whoa, calm down Slick! Those are some really personal questions you're askin'! The heck is a "Baka," though? Some sorta compliment? I'll take it!
>>11132272
Yeah, yeah, congrats Slick.
>>11132282
Thanks and all.
>>11132272
Congratulations on your victory!
>>11132282
Thank you for hosting!
Test
>>11132307
You uh... You do that.
>>11132246
Kharjo is Kharjo. What more do you need to know?
>>11132261
>there's a loud clash as the Khajiit falls to the floor, he's wearing armor after all
>there might be a couple scratches in the bathroom floor now
>>11132272
Kharjo congratulates the little lady. Hair like grass, how beautiful.
>>11132282
And Kharjo also thanks you for allowing him entry. He will remember your kindness.
>>11132285
>>11132323
>>11132282
Thanks
>>11132282
Thanks bud.
>>11132327
... Nothing. Just take this.
>>11132207
Finally, I can get out of this horrid place.
>>11132234
>As Bathtub man goes to the front door, he sees what he thinks is Lifeguard lady opening the front door and running off
Hey, wait for me!
>Bathtub Man leaves the mansion, leaving the discomforting experiences behind.
>>11132282
Thanks for the game pal, you're cut for it.
>>11132344
What's the meaning of those stars
>>11132328
>flips off
>>11132364
To make people ask what's up with the stars.
They are completely random and meaningless.
>>11132327
>Bathtub Man frantically looks for a zipper to save the furry inside the supposed suit, to no avail. He quickly grabs his phone
Hello, 911? There 's a furry in my bathtub that has passed out from a heatstroke
>[BEEP]
Hello? Hello!
What the hell!
>>11132344
A gift for Kharjo?
>he examines it more closely
And it is a portrait of myself, framed in... gold.
Kharjo does not gnow what to say.
Post your Discord direct messages tab and guess ava.
>>11132394
(I blame prank calls and popculture for the death of poor innocent Khajiit,)
>>11132364
It's sekret
>>11132399
>shushes
Say nothing. It is a gift.
>>11132427
Kharjo is not used to getting gifts. People do not trust Khajiit easily.
>he looks a bit sad at saying that
But I will cherish your gift even more now. Khajiit feels warmness from your presence and your generous heart.
>>11132413
I can't leave him like this, I should at the very least give him a proper burial
>After putting Kharjo's dead body in a trash bag, Bathtub Man drives down the the FurCon,arriving at midnight, and buries him near the front door.
>After giving Kharjo a proper burial, and most importantly removing any trace of death from his household, Bathtub Man returns home
>>11132427
>>11132475
D'awww
>>11132338
>>11132338
>>11132338
>dabs in your direction
>>11132364
The more stars you get the more he likes you,.