/erp/ - Erotic Roleplay General "Glasses are cute"

>>11122669
Previous thread

Glad this app has a history tab.

>>11125147 (Reposting.)
The horny anon's pelvis aches with each collision of her massive gyrating ass atop his waist, his thick cock being massaged from base to tip in an obvious motion to get him to cum. With her iron clad cunt constricting him from base to tip he still yearned for more, grinding his venous shaft along her inner walls for a few more blissful seconds before he wraps his arms around her curvaceous body. With a quick shift of motion he switches their position, her back laying across the wooden bench and the man still buried up to the hilt inside of her sopping wet cunt in the premier position for getting bred. Pummeling her womb with each new plunge into her defenseless insides his hefty balls spank her mound, pulling back drenched in their combined fluids. Hands finding a new home atop each of her rotund breasts he roughly tweaks her nipples while peppering her neck in licks and love bites, the tip currently stationary against her cervix erupting without warning. Heaping globs of virile spunk flood her womb, leaving no square inch free from the sticky seed as he continues his feral humps the entire time he ejaculates. Semen caking every vaginal wall rushes outwards and ejects a few rivulets of semen from her creampied sex, excess drizzling down her plump thighs and connecting them with a few strands of liquid arousal. Groaning and trembling on top of her as his orgasm slows he uses her body as a furred pillow, not even dragging his member free from the slurry of spunk plastering her depths.

"I believe my donation w-was...Well received?"

Is this where we are?

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>>11125387
Asserting himself he pulls her down and spreads her legs apart like an eagles wings. That unfiltered pleasure culminating in the blank stare she had, with eyes piercingly staring up as a gaggle of spit rushes over her lips and that long, agile tongue eeks out to hang over her chin. He pounds her mercilessly, his balls swatting her spacious ass and scraping his helmet along her tender walls. All to finally pierce her cervix and force that barrier to drink his batter down. Though he insured it would be no drip feed, this lascivious piece of ass demanded with a wanton call of pleasure, "Fill me!~" she begs. The words echo as she cranes her head back and whines like a bitch. The vulpine's tail edging to the side as to allow even an inch more of his delicious cock to sink in. Spark ignited he rams it home and unleashes a torrent of potent seed directly into her snatch. The messy spunk exceeds her capacity and burst out from any avenue, the precipice of her hole becoming a off-white sludge of his virile cum. Spasming as her own errant pleasure firmly takes hold and clutches his cock. Every drop would be greedily milked out, her affectionate walls guiding their inner muscles from the root up to the greasy tip. Once she came to, she took in a deep breath and casted her attention down between her legs, each hoisted up by his rugged hands and firmly splayed apart. His dominance given an assuring, lust filled, grin.

"I...mmph, may consider taking a second. Give until it hurts, so they say~"

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>>11125387
(oops. It didn't save my last part, but sorry for the brief interruption when the thread vanished. I initially panicked! I appreciate you staying to finish and I hope you have a lovely day anon. Please take care!)

>>11125478
>>11125488
(No worries, Kibbles! I reposted that same reply over three threads so you weren't the only one panicking! Thanks for playing with me to completion and I hope you have a wonderful day. Take care!)

>>11125340
Saori truly was the bestest girl in OreImo.

Where do you people go to find pictures for your avas?

>>11125571
I would assume any of the boorus and Pixiv.

>>11125571
Sankaku, Gel and then pixiv if I don't think I have enough

>>11125488
Do you have a card, by any chance, Kibbles?

>>11125571
Pinterest, DeviantArt, Tumblr, Pixiv, plus some Boorus.

>>11125652
>Getting off to Adult Swim shit
Really?

>>11125717
>American Dad
>[adult swim]
Uhh...

>>11125602
>DeviantArt
If I want to stab a screwdriver into my eye, I'll check there. So much garbage for so little reward.

>>11125724
It does air on as though

>>11125732
Don't I know that...
But when you have obscure characters, or characters with very little art, you have no choice but search every place...

Where my lurkers at?

>>11125782
here

>>11125782
Hey slut.

>>11125782
ye

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>>11125782

H-Hello?

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>finish ERP session with 3peeps
>one makes a passive aggressive comment about the other's writing

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>>11126361
Hiya.

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>>11125602
>>11125732
DeviantArt should only be used when your folder is like 20 pics and you get really depserate.

>>11126405
Did you have to resort to it for girls like Courtney?
I wonder how much stuff the /co/booru has

>>11126405
>Buries the archer

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>>11126415
I got enough for Courtney on Tumblr and the /co/booru, which BTW is very useful.

>>11126416
>takes a dirtnap

>>11126362
Jealousy is an ugly thing

>>11126433
It was actually the better writer insulting the poorer.
Jealously could have been a thing in another way, I invited the antagonizing party to the scene with my sub.
But I think they were mostly butthurt I told them to call the scene off when the sub felt like it.

>>11126451
>my sub
Oh. You need to stop that, lol.

>>11126466
MUH
WORDS
[character being played as the submissive in a context where my character was being played as the dominant]
I like short and sweet words.

>>11126451
Yeah, I figured it was a situation like that so I called it jealousy for that reason. It's a pretty common issue, but you can't please everyone.

>>11126474
Oh, I thought they were 'your sub', as in, figurative collar-and-leash.

So I suppose most people on /erp/ are americans, and right now it's late night\early morning for them, and that's why the thread is usually ded around this time, right? My understanding of timezones is pretty poor and to be fair this is the only thread where I see peope discussing their sleepy habits, so I never gave it much thought before.

>>11126492
In America the time right now ranges from 8AM to 11AM.

>>11126492
It's 10AM central time in America, on a Sunday, so yeah, people are probably sleeping. Threads have been super slow lately, though, so I don't expect a whole lot of activity throughout the day anyway.

Post Cards

>>11126483
Well that's just the fetish being played out.
I'll admit the BDSM community and their words sound silly.

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>>11126528

>>11126548
>KIssus the Kurisu

>>11126544
>tfw no bratty fish princess to bully me into marriage.

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>>11126561
Why not?

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>>11126528

>>11126544
Would definetly do that ghost lady.

>>11126567
I mean if you're down for it.

>>11126580
>>11126583
Fug, something just came up and I'll be out for a bit. I'll try and be on later today.

>>11126595
Fuk. Good luck.

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>>11126561
But there is an elf princess

>>11126605
Zelda herself is one of the few zelda grills I just feel nothing towards, it's weird.

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Post Avas you wanna see being played!

>>11126620
lol fuck off Mineta.

>>11126605
Zelda is pretty cute. Depends on the version.

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>>11126620

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>>11126544
That is quite the selection

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>>11126665
No one would be able to replicate her perfection.

>>11126544
So many characters, and yet none of them are interesting.

>>11126670
No one can replicate her perfection either.

>>11126605
>You will never conquer Hyrule with your dick
Kill me

>>11126680
>fish woman
>witch
>insane hippie
>mini-giantess
and that's just a glance at it, donakdumb

>>11126670
Trash was bretty gud a while back but their appearances are sporadic at best

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>>11126686
I think I do a good job.

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>>11126715
In what timeline?

>>11126715
Didn't your futa mommy ever tell you it was rude to shitpost

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>>11126613
It's really not weird at all. Zelda is usually more of a concept than a character, one that the player rescues from the dark so that she can restore peace to her kingdom. It's hard to get a personal connection with someone who essentially just symbolizes hope.
Tetra is really the only exception, and to a lesser extent, Zelda from OoT. It's kind of sad, seeing more of Zelda's experience with the Triforce of Wisdom would be neat.

>>11126636
Sheiku is the cutest, no contest

>>11126692
Ganondorf, is that you?

>>11126735
n-no

>>11126735
I don't need a character to be fleshed out to nut to 'em, in fairness.
I think it's just because I hate elves.

>>11126735
Shiek is okay I guess. But I do like OOT/TP Zelda the most.

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How's everyone today?~

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>>11126620
>ywn make a Jill sandwich with another anon

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>>11126752
Lies. Wisdom reveals all to me, you swine.

>>11126761
Oh totally, sorry to go off on a tangent there
Do NOT bully the knife ears!

>>11126771
Don't blame you, she's got a very regal look to her.

>>11126817
Your tangent is forgiven.
Knifeears are not.
Pelinal did nothing wrong.

>>11126817
Perfect for making into a slutty look. Or making her struggle to keep it up during a nice fuck session.

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>>11126809
Everything hurts.

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>>11126726
1.130205%
>>11126729
Who the fuck is my futa mommy?

>>11126817
Alright, you got me. I'm Ganondorf. You knowing won't stop me from taking Hyrule. And your body ! There's no fuckboi in tights to save you now !

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>>11126861
Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes.

>>11126809
Hey, DMG. Decent enough. Building folders for characters and lurking. You?

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>>11126528
>>11126579

>tfw no shadow husbando to rape you

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>>11126883
Who's the character?~

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>>11126863
mebbe if you had some FAT TITS people wud care lol

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>>11126914
hey
kazuma a cute

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>>11126930
>"STEAL!"
ya but now i got your panties slut

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>>11126889
>Anduin
Anduin is a pussy ass bitch who brings a bad name to the priest class. The only fun priest deck is Dragon priest and Tyrande best hero skin

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>>11126894
Just some obscure Marvel character. She's a goth girl who bonded with a symbiote. She has very little art, but I found all that I needed.

>>11126941
Call me daddy.

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>>11126942
>Goth girl.
Good. Shit. Best luck with that cutie.

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>>11126940
>implying i wear pantsu

>>11126881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkrr_SeeEQ0

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>>11126881
>MASH
huh
could you actually have a redeemable quality?

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>>11126830
But the Bosmer are okay guys!

>>11126839
...that is the most childish thing I've ever heard. As if something like.../coitus/ could shake my composure.
>Her face does stay rigid, but her twitching ear is telling enough of her confidence in that rebuttal.

>>11126879
Grope me all you like! It won't save you from the Hero when he comes. And I know he will.

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>>11126963
Thanks. I'm gonna need it.

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>>11127008
I'm not ALL bad.

>>11127018
If no one else fucks her I will. I got you fa.m

>>11126962
Why would I do something so inappropriate?! Were you not listening to my Hearthstone discourse?! I-I'm really savvy!

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>>11126973
>>implying i wear pantsu
damn nigga you must be THURSTY

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>>11127042
ONLY
FOR
KAZUMA
DICK
>>11127037
>laughingkurisu

>>11127040
You're a dumb slut, Col, bend over.

>>11127014
>Noting her cute, twitching ears, the male grinned a little.
That's what you -say-, but that sounds like it might be a fun thing to test...

>>11127059
I'm not a dumb slut and I don't even go by that name anymore...

>>11127014
Oh I'm going to do far more than groping, princess. Believe me, once we're done, you'll give me your kingdom willingly.
>He brushes her chin with a finger, smiling sardonically.
And I'll even do it before your so-called "Hero" gets to us.

Would you like an American Cigarette?

>hgfag constantly complains about his high school friend in discord
>takes the picture of him and posts it here saying it's tnd
>derails two threads
lmaoing@you all

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>>11127056
then lets fucc. i got my perfect hypnosis ready for your clunge, gurl.

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>>11127086
Would I!

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>>11126941

>The only fun priest deck is Dragon priest
>He's not a worthy disciple

Having a laff here mate

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>>11127100
oh yes
im prepared
>?kurisu is ready for fucc

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>>11126942

I once drew porn of Mania. Why are spider girls so fucking cute?

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>>11127139
>kazuma gives the fucc, hardcore, permadeath mode ON

>>11127121
I stopped playing right when explorers came out you must Understand

Anduin still sucks tho and I'm leaving it at that

>>11127014
>bosmer
>okay
BEGONE N'WAH

>>11126544
Elesa would make for a nice fuck.

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>>11127150
>krisu doeis

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>>11127214
やった。。。勝利です
>kazuma blows n goes

>>11127149
Oh, cool, man! That was one of the very first pictures I found too. I found a decent amount, but we definitely need more.
Spider girls are great. And there's a greater variety of them now more than ever. I hope some other people pick them up, as well.

>>11127111
>ywn have a high-intensity pants-on cuddling session with big mama

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>>11127232
a-arigato

>>11127266
That's a shame. I bet you look good in a turtleneck too.

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>>11127069
Do you have no tact at all?!
>Her irritation is visible, but no outright refusal comes. After a moment of quiet, she finally crumbles to his widening grin, and gives a labored groan.
Fine. But I won't be faking it out of pity, as so many of you men need.
>She lifts her skirt up to her ankles, and then her knees, giving him the green light to do whatever he pleases underneath it.

>>11127085
>Like a doll in his massive hands, Zelda's head is bumped along by the finger. Though she's more than a little petrified inside, she doesn't seem keen on giving him a single inch.
You'd best get to it, then.

>>11127280
>Grinds dick on Kurisu's lips.

>>11127350
She looks like a dude lol.

>>11127350
Apparently not, but I don't hear any complaining from Her Royal Highness...
>As she hiked up her skirt right then and there, the male reached forward, teasing his fingers between her legs to start, his other hand working at his pants to unveil himself to her like she did.

>>11127324
Ya damn right I do.

>>11127350
Oho ? Brave, aren't you ? We'll see how long that last, princess.
>He grabs her by the waist, lifting her into the air. With a dark chuckle, he rips off the front of her dress, revealing her underwear. The Gerudo conqueror licks his lips, savoring every second, every change of expression on her face, every square centimeter of bared skin. With his free hand, he undoes the buckle of his pants, revealing his strong Gerudo member. He makes sure to keep it in plain view for her, so she can anticipate what will happen to her.
Like what you see, princess ?

>>11125488
Still here Kibbles?

Is the Emoji Slut lurking?

>>11126579
So I always thought that thing was looking sideways.

>>11126809
I wanna be your slut. And have you pass me around between all your avatars.

I've decided to go goth because what you did to me last time.

THis might just be me, but seeing DMG around all the time has made me realize I would totally hang with Maximilian Pegasus. Dude was living life.

>>11127716

He would just insist you play card games and watch the spice girl movie with him every day.

>>11127772
Buddy, I've been preparing for that for nearly 2 decades. I'm in.

>>11127716
>One of your underlings literally STEALS A DIVINE AVATAR THAT COULD THREATEN THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE
>lets him come back to work because he learned a lesson
Pegasus is bro-tier as shit

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>>11127665
>>11127665
>I've decided to go goth because what you did to me last time.
M-mah corruption fetish.

>>11127716
You know. Aside from the sealing peoples souls thing. Pegasus was bad ass. And toons are cool.

>>11127790
Right? Glad he was in GX.
>>11127801
He also loves to eat fancy cheeses and drink wine while reading comics. That's my goal

>>11127801
>Kaibaman exists in-series by the time GX rolls around
Does peggy have a kaiba fanboy working for him and he's like 'ehh, make it, fuck if I care' or did Kaiba himself break his balls to get his own children's trading card

>>11127801
Ya... You made me /ss/ into a sissy. So I was thinking on how to push the envelope even further.

Would you be interested in this sometime in the near future?

You dirty slut.

>>11127874
Naw man. My money is on he made it to troll Kaiba. "I've released you in your fursuit to the general public and no one besides you could even really use it. Enjoy getting these in the mail from kids for the next decade."

>>11127911
>Make Blue-Eyes so rare that only one person in the universe could possibly use them decently, but make one more than they could possibly use in a deck
Truly his ruse mastery was above anything we could have imagined.

>>11127929
Exactly. Now imagine being friends with this guy. Having a bad day? He shows up on a helicopter for a fun weekend on his island.
Had a break up? He invites you to the press conference where he announces the latest "not-Blue Eyes" while a separate screen shows Kaiba's ensuing twitter meltdown.

>>11128005
>Kaiba's ensuing twitter meltdown
Pretty sure he's still euphoric over the blue-eyes and alphabet soup robot expansions being meta-defining briefly while the Dark Magician and Fuckin Magnets shit were a couple of fluke tourneys one and fucking nothing respectively

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>>11127843
>tfw Eye bro will never make cards for your deck

>>11127874
I feel like Peggy missed the big K man so made a card for him.
Or felt bad he was all /nodad/

>>11127887
I'd love to snuggle up to my mind broken boy slut~

>>11128081
Yeah probably
>>11128119
He never will and it hurts. At least you got some more magician girls
[spoiler]Honestly a couple of them are hotter than DMG[/spoiler]

more like dork magician girl haha rekt

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>>11128135
>tfw no CMG or Gagaga to cuddle with

>>11128140
n-no.

>>11128161
D O R K

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RPfags get >>>/out/ RPfags get >>>/out/
RPfags get >>>/out/ RPfags get >>>/out/
RPfags get >>>/out/ RPfags get >>>/out/
RPfags get >>>/out/ RPfags get >>>/out/
RPfags get >>>/out/ RPfags get >>>/out/
RPfags get >>>/out/ RPfags get >>>/out/

>>11128161
Eh, I more meant Kiwi Magician

>>11128178
i'd fuck the right desu

>>11128119
Well you're suppose to be a good Mama. But you've been very mean. Corrupting your personal /ss/ into a naughty girl.

Your words, not mine.

>>11128202
I personally prefer the left.

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>people are perfectly fine with DMG being a LITERAL PEDOPHILE

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>>11128256
Yeah, and?

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>>11126620

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>>11126620

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>>11126620

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>>11128161
Never ever

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>>11126620
I don't know if she has enough art but I'd love to see someone play this fat elf.

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>>11128163
AM NOT

>>11128199
I... don't know that one off hand. Use google for me pls

>>11128214
I just know what will make my little man feel good~

>>11128363
Pretty DARN cute
Needs more magicians

>>11128412
>that anus peek in the middle
Mmm.

>>11128412
ARE TOO, YA DORK

>>11128408
Everyone in that manga is great

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>>11128412

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>>11128412
From left to right, Apple, DMG, Kiwi, Lemon, Berry and Choco

>>11128412
And what would that be? What would make me feel good?

>all this shitposting about magician goys when the best girl isn't even played by anybody

>>11128493
Who would that be?

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>>11128517
not him but hermaphrodite mega-yandere cosmic horror from across the stars is objectively the most patrician choice

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>>11126620

>>11128552
Oh definitely. Lucky slacker getting with that for all eternity

>>11128568
>commit actual genocide
>cuck half his friends
>enable a literal schizophrenic
>trip balls on a boat to cure his ptsd from losing a children's card game to coldsteel the hegeheg once
>still get best girl
Is Judai the most alpha ygo protag

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>>11128591
Either alpha or lucky as fuck

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>>11128607
>no lusamine to brainwash me into a sissy daughteru
life is suffering

>>11128644
>had a Chitoge awhile ago
>had a Haru last night
We should just get all the Nisekoi girls.

>>11128621
>instead of getting outplayed or the opponent literally fucking cheating like most others, judai's in-game fuckups usually come from 'LOL DIDN'T READ'
inclined to believe it's the latter

Who lurking?

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>arguing with someone on the internet
>they call me a fat ugly faggot
>call out their ad hominem
Heh...
Another internet argument, won...
>puts another notch on his katana's hilt

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>>11128431
>Winku

>>11128436
NO

>>11128446
>>11128472
All magicians WHEN???

>>11128480
Loving your big soft mommy of course! And your mommy loving you~

>>11128750
>Putting a notch on the hilt
>Not putting it on the blade
Literal faggot

Post your darkest confessions

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>>11128746

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>>11128784
I crossdress.

>>11128750
Much more fun to just go 'hahah, sure am buddy' and watch them sputter incoherently about how secretly triggered you must be desu famiglioduccianno

>>11128820
That's not a surprise. The surprise would be if you pick up hitchhikers while trucking and suck THEM off.

>>11128769
STOP BEING A DORK
AND ALSO RAPING CHILDREN BUT MAINLY THE DORK PART

>>11128769
You know I love my mommy. But I'm gonna take a nap. Can I have a goodbye kiss?

>>11128784
I like fluff and interesting scenarios more than the fucking, usually.
My first ever waifu was Violet Baudelaire.

>>11128784
A while Parsee asked me to shitpost/spam these threads after he got butthurt over being called out.

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>>11128882
woah, it's sans undertale

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>>11128853
I have unfortunately had this desire.
I like vehicle sex.

>>11128901
Ever stick your dick in the exhaust pipe?

>>11128769
Please... Can I?...

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>>11128909
Dick is too small to have any effect.

>>11128948
Oh, so you have a tiny dick, hmm..?
>Scribbles in notebook.

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>>11128962
E-erase that! It was a joke!

>>11128974
Hmm, and you're embarrassed by that tiny dick between your legs...is that why you wear panties?

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>>11128981
Fuck's sake anon, it was a joke!

>>11129023
I don't think it was a joke. You're deflecting. All you really want from your runs is someone to pick up, to treat you like the sissy truck driver you are after a long haul.
>grins, and scribbles: KURISU IS A FAGGOT

>>11128784
I enjoy scat from the to time and ERP it with some anons

>>11128875
I'm not surprised.He's a petty faggola.

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>>11128855
No to both!

>>11128861
>kissu
Goodnight honey~

>>11128931
Can yooooou?

>>11128784
I regularly shitpost these threads. Not for anyone's behalf or because I'm angry about anything, but because it's amazing to see how y'all get on each others' throats after one person spends twenty minutes flinging random shit around.

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>>11129184
This guy knows what's up?

>>11129122
Yes! Y-Yes, yes I can...

>Starts rubbing his crotch against her butt

H-Holy sh-shit this feels so fucking good... I think I'm going to cum... I haven't fucking cum in forever...

>>11129184
Are there other ways you could have your fun that don't involve making things actively worse for other people?

>>11129256
Yeah, but I like variety. Besides, the solution is pretty simple: don't ruin it for yourselves over one, two, three, or four people just shooting shit around.

Please don't grow up, though.

>>11129271
That's a very selfish attitude though. Just because you find it easy to ignore things like that (though have you ever had it directed at you?) doesn't mean everyone else should have to. Some people just want to relax and have fun and not have an autist ruin the mood.

>>11129342
Candy slut ava when ?

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>>11129359
There already is one.
She just doesn't appear that often.

Still the absolute worst threads on /trash/, even worse than the pony fart porn and scat threads.

Stay shit, ERP.

>>11129365
Neat.

>>11129365
>inb4 "i meant a good one"

>>11129334
I too wish to cum on Haru's forehead

>>11129379
I I think she is pretty good.
But, I'm Kurisu, what the fuck do I know?

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>>11129554
>batman gets cucked
How the mighty have fallen.

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>>11129554
Wait...what?

>>11129621
Go home Kitten

Post Cards

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>>11129554
Excuse me what?

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>>11129832

>>11126544
You still around?

So we dead?

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>>11130230
ya

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>>11130230
Yeah.

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>>11130230
I wish you were dead.

>>11130289
Ladies first.

Hail Satan!

>>11130319
Paul ain't here, goofy.

>>11130319
Hail victory or something yadda yadda yadda.

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>>11130319
Sickening.

>>11130360
Hail goth bitches

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>>11130383
... Better.

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>>11130397
Vigorously fuck goth bitches

Kitter titters

>>11126544
>still havent fugged you
it hurts

>>11130371
An ogre mom sounds like fun. Provided she doesn't send me to the hospital with all that "maternal love".

>be me
>feel bummed out
>enter thread in a attempt to feel better
>see Raven
>feel worse
See you guys tomorrow.

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>>11130419
... Touch me and lose a limb.

>>11130445
>Don't worry, just got a call to go out.

>>11130445
>instigating shitposting
You deserve what you get.

>>11130486
>responding to shitposting
Some autists never learn.

>>11130462
... Which limb?

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>>11130437

>>11130419
Teaching goth bitches new ways to "meditate"

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>>11130531
Cute.

>>11130531
Adorable

>>11130462
All the boy butts will be safe.

>>11130531
My heart...

>>11130531
>hides

>>11130531
Das cyoot

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>>11130531
right here
*unzips dick*

>>11130707
>zips it back up
>spits in your face
kys

had a dream some underage started whining in-thread about edgy gimmicks
also some dude playing living clothes

>>11131018
Why would you want to fuck clothes? Someone IN clothes I can see, but living clothes?

Also what kind of edgy gimmicks?

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U-Umm... H-Hello? I was t-told my dancing might be a-a-appreciated here... so I thought I'd come s-see...

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>>11130791
A-arigato.

>>11131018
You dreamt about people discussing kill la kill?

>>11131201
Of course it'd be appreciated here! But why dance for us today? It's your birthday after all, so you should relax and have some fun!

>>11131201
More than appreciated!
Please, show us what you can do.

>>11131201
Ah, yes, a dancer. Come on in, miss. I'm Anon, may I know your name ?

>>11131113
They were bitching about hyperdick and I think somebody playing a natzi ava (doesn't someone play loli hitler or some shit)

And living clothes like possessing people and shit, I think. Maybe. Or may it was literally fucking clothes, it's slightly blurry on the details.

>>11131201
when's tharja

>>11131287
>They were bitching about hyperdick and I think somebody playing a natzi ava (doesn't someone play loli hitler or some shit)
Gee this sounds familiar

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>>11131230
A-Ah! Y-You knew that? I didn't think anyone here would know... B-But I don't mind dancing for anyone who wants it, even t-today...

>>11131253
T-Thank you, my name is Olivia... A few people told me about this place, but I'm not too sure what it is... j-just that it would enjoy my dancing...

>>11131307
(Never ever)

>>11131287
What, hyperdick Tanya?

>>11131322
Probably why I dreamed it.
>>11131450
Is there one? I thought someone played literally just hitler but a little girl.
(I'dbedownforhyperdicktanyatho)

>>11131425
Whoever told you about that, they're probably, I'll think people will love your dancing here. Hey, I have an idea ! How about you dance a little for me ? I'm sure I'll enjoy it. Do you want to dance somewhere in particular ?

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>>11131473
No, I was being facetious. Is this the loli hitler you're thinking of?

>>11131425
Yup I knew! A little birdie told me a while back that a dancer would come on their day of birth, and here you are!
>Anon grins widely at the shy dancer, attempting to make her feel more welcomed.
If you really don't mind, then I'd love to see you dance. Show me your best moves dancer!

>>11131473
Retia Adolf or something like that is the loli Hitler you're talking about. They're played by the candy slut on request.

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>>11131490
Ah, y-you want me to dance for you then? I don't m-mind doing it... I d-don't mind anywhere in particular, but having a lot of eyes on me... i-it does make me a bit nervous...

>>11131525
A little birdie huh...?
>She couldnt help but crack a smile of her own, giggling under her breath
O-Of course! Did you... d-did you have any requests for me? There's a lot of things I can do, if y-you had anything in mind...

>>11131597
I don't have anything in particular that I want to see. Well, there might be one, but it may be a little too embarrassing for you. How about you just show me a simple dance to warm up first, then I'll make my request?

>>11131597
Does it make you nervous knowing your dancing is going to make my dick hard?

>Look away for a few minute
>An Olivia shows up
Damn it

>>11131222
I want to do lewd, sensual things to Kurisu.
You're a cutie and I have a crush on you.
Just wanted you to know that.

>>11131425
>never ever
ree etc.

>>11131597
I understand, it's fine to be a little shy. How about we go somewhere more private ?
>Anon leads the pink-haired dancer to a small, deserted lounge.
How about here ? Just you and I. I hope you don't mind if I keep my eyes on you.
>He smiles reassuringly, and sits in a nearby couch.
Ready when you are !

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>>11131660
R-Right...!
>She stood herself up straight, straightening up her clothes. She shook her legs a bit, loosening them up before she began her dance. Her movements were elegant and smooth, her body moving in ways that most people could not. She didn't dance for too long, her face a bright red once she finished her act
H-H-How was that...? I h-hope you enjoyed that... but you said you had a request r-right...?

>>11131667
W-W-What!?

>>11131680
(Don't worry, I'm not that good anyways)

>>11131713
>She shuffled a bit, glancing around the empty, cool room. Even with there being no body else around, she was still a bit nervous.
N-Not at all! It's what my dancing is for... t-to be watched... so of course I don't m-mind...
>She didnt waste anymore time, beginning her dance for the anon on the couch. Her body twirled around in the circles with her long ribbon flowing behind her. Her chest bounced with each of her graceful hops during her performance

>>11131851
You're doing great so far. You're doing the dancer justice, I only regret I didn't show up with the rest

>begins countdown on how long it takes DMG, Owain, or Rance to ruin the dancer for us.

>>11131904
They better not.

>>11131904
Do you have to post this?
>inb4 the won't rp with anons only them
Try improving.

>>11131933
>not knowing the pattern
Git gud.

>>11131851
Do you have a Discord?

>>11131851
>The young man followed her dance with his eyes, not losing a second of her performance. He tried to keep his encouraging smile, conscious of the effort she was making for him. As her dance went on, he couldn't help but notice how beautiful she looked, and how erotic her body was. In his pants, a subtle, but still noticeable bulge started to form, yet the man kept on smiling, trying to play it cool for the dancer's sake.

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>>11131904
Tonight

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>>11126620

>>11131933
That only happens if Mecha jumps in, then they move to discord to circle jerk in the Mecha server

>>11132002
>>11131904

Between midnight and 2am EST.

>>11131851
>Right before Olivia began to dance, Anon found himself a chair to sit on and watched intently at her skillful moves. Even if it was only for a few short minutes, he was left awestruck, his breath practically taken away. He didn't want her to stop yet, but judging by the look on her face, he could tell that she reached her limit. Anon stands from his seat and gives her an applause, silently cursing to himself that he didn't have a flower to throw at her.
That was amazing! I've never met anyone who could move that way!
>He continues to applaud her, but stops when he remembers his embarrassing request.
Oh right, my request. I won't ask you to do it, but you wouldn't know how to perform a lap dance, right?

>>11132010
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

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>>11132012

>>11132058

I know...I miss her...

>>11132126
It's okay. We all miss someone.

>>11132115
Yes, we get it, Mecha is old and likes anime pusspuss.

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>>11131688
C-cute anon-kun!

>>11131904
You could try improving instead of smirking and asserting dominance.
That would help you to be less forgettable.

>>11131996
Eat shit Lupin.

>>11132175
>likes anime pusspuss
You just described roughly seventy-five percent of /erp/.

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>>11131870
(T-Thanks, it means a lot to me, really...)

>>11131904
(Eh? What do you mean?)

>>11131996
(Not now)

>>11131999
>Her dancing finally came to an end, finishing it up with a bow. As she pulled back up to look at him, she couldnt help but catch sight of the slight bulge at his crotch, quickly averting her eyes with her face growing an even deeper shade of red
D-D-Did you like it...? I hope I wasn't too clumsy...

>>11132051
O-Oh please... y-you don't have to flatter me like that, my dancing isn't anything special...
>She voiced a few of her protests while an awkward smile formed on her beet red face. That shade was kept as he finally relayed his request to her, slightly taken aback by it
A-A... A l-lap dance...? W-Well, I'm n-not very familiar with them...

>>11132229

Well, frankly I prefer vidya pusspuss.

Except for Kurumu. Thats some glorious anime pusspuss.

>>11132252
Shut the fuck up Boco.

>>11132266

Yes sir...

>>11132213
>try improving
You just described everyone including yourself.

>>11132229
That was kinda the point mate

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>>11131904
Whoever told you life was fair?
Look around you everywhere, the cruelty of Nature is displayed. Why the scorn? Why the surprise?

>>11132298
There's always room for improvement even for pros like me.
I'm just trying to help my lessers to be less boring.
:)

>>11132239
>Feeling a little ankward, he applauded the pink-haired dancer as she bowed.
Your dancing was perfect, you are really breathtaking ! I'm happy I was able to see this.
>He kept looking at her, and realized how red she was. He started panicking when he realized what made her so embarassed. He cleared his throat, looking desperatly for something to take her mind off that part of his anatomy.
Errm...

>>11132342
>bores us by being predictable

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>>11132342
>pros
I CAN DESCRIBE A PENIS IN A VAGOO BETTER THAN U BUSTERR

>>11132239
O-Of course you wouldn't know much about them! It was foolish of me to even ask you that. Heh heh...
>Anon gives the flustered dancer an awkward smile as he ruffles the hair on the back of his head. His cheeks started to flush their own shade of red, still much lighter in comparison to hers, as he couldn't believe that he asked someone as shy as her to perform the lewd act that he asked for.
B-But if you would like to know more, I could teach you how to perform it. I've had a couple done to me, so maybe I can give you a few pointers.

>>11132316
Death's response time is slower than advertised.

>>11132316
Angel of Death ava when

>>11132252
I'm pretty sweet on western cartoon puss