OFFICIAL
PONY
THREAD
BAKED
>>11122400
Me 2
DUDE
http://time.com/4728113/ziad-ahmed-stanford-black-lives-matter/
Is this real?
>>11122398
> #420BlazeItSmokeWeedErrday
Thanks! :P
Today I learned Antarctica has a fire department. I mean, this should be obvious, but it's odd to think that we have enough researchers down there that fires starting in the frigid cold is a legitimate problem.
>>11122443
fuck yeah i felt like shit prior
>>11122453
WEED
>>11122561
me 2
Though not like, bad shit, just tired shit.
>>11122598
yeah shits fucked. what a horrible way to spend a sunday
>>11122551
submarines should even have fire extinguishers... theres water all around them, fancy that!
>>11122656
Kek, actually it was nice~
And yeah, except, submarines are the fire starters... just say the word and they'll burn the entire world!
>>11122761
Hi!
>>11122830
Heya Urshy
Just woke up recently, how are things
CAN'T
EVEN
FEEL
THE
LOVE
Daily reminder that heavy petting is best petting.
>>11122860
Do you know how tall she is?
I can't shake the feeling she's like, 6 foot, or something.
>>11122895
According to the Google, 1.68 m, or about 5'10.
I myself am about 174. Can't believe I'm taller than she is.
>>11122841
I'm fine. Tired and bored.
>>11122920
huh, yeah she's shorter than me... strange.
>>11122940
look it
she looks so massive in pics
>>11122938
I've not had much to do lately, as well
>>11122959
She really does.
Maybe she suffers from small man syndrome and has her photographers set the scene up specifically as a result to make her look bigger?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS, FUCK IT? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUUUUND
this is what peak attractiveness looks like. You may not like it, etc
Make her wear a skirt.
>>11123005
Hey Babs!
>>11122959
Shes so skinny, how does she carry the weight of her boots without snapping in half
>>11123018
how
>>11123050
boobs*
>>11123061
JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11123050
What you think women should look like is actually not what most men think women should look like
>>11123034
hello, any good fillies today?
>>11123068
but why
>>11123061
>>11123082
I'm not into fat, but I'm not into those who are so skinny, you can see their ribcage
There's a healthy medium
>>11123091
>>11123090
I want to rip it off her.
>>11123112
shes sucking her belly in
>>11123090
Sure
>>11123124
>>11123124
I approve your request
>>11123132
Okay, that makes it a bit better, I suppose
>>11123130
Heh, cool
>>11122878
>>11122430
no getting cuddled
no getting petted
>ITT
>fat fucks can't believe someone doesn't have a potbelly
>>11123112
Seeing the ribcage isn't unhealthy.
If you can see the lower ribs you're at a healthy weight.
if you cant' see any ribs then you are fat
>>11122978
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Anri_Okita
Who knows.
Whatever the case may be, she's retired as of last year.
Good fucking riddance.
That last fucking line though. Absolutely kills me.
When I was a young teen/preteen, we had a prostitute for a neighbor, so skinny you could see her bones, had this awful smell, and was unsufferably stupid, too
>>11123230
are ponies fat
>>11123297
yes
Anyway, whenever I see someone that skinny I think of her, I guess
And no, I didnt fuck her
>>11123293
http://www.metrolyrics.com/bed-of-roses-lyrics-the-statler-brothers.html
She was called a scarlet woman by the people
Who would go to church but left me in the street
With no parents of my own,I never had a home
And an eighteen year old boy has got to eat
She found me outside one Sunday morning
Taking money from a man I didn't know
She took me in and wiped away my childhood
A woman of the streets this Lady Rose
>>11123313
only by d-definition
>>11123183
*pet pet*
If all the skinny people ate all the food first, there wouldn't be any left for the fatties. Thus, no more fat people.
bernie sanders 2020 to end obesity in america
We should do a blood sacrifice for the eclipse.
>>11123373
The same is true for any limited resource.
But I'd much rather have everyone be equally poor than the current bullshit we have being perpetuated.
>>11123347
*hugs*
>>11123373
the roles would just swap
>>11123322
I suppose it's really less about her weight, but the contrast between her weight and boob size
>>11123405
*snuggle*
How is Azuzu?
>>11123430
>4 hours of sleeep for two hours of goodness
welp time to sleep for the next 18 hours
>>11123410
The #1 thing I notice is her large thighs and her huge cheeks
>>11123509
I should get to sleep sometime soon too. But why sleep for 18 hours? You could chill with /b/read, or play a video game. Have you watched the most recent MLP episode?
>>11123523
Those thighs do look a little thick for someone that skinny
I wish I was a shrink.
I know so many people who have inexplicable behaviours, myself included.
I'd like to be able to figure out the root cause.
Perhaps I despise multi-citizenshipfags because I myself have been oppressed as a single- ?
Tomorrow I will drive to the direct center of the eclipse and stare into it with my naked eyes.
k
k
k
What's the proper procedure for observing a eclispe again
k
>>11123527
i need the brain juice
nah
did once today
nah
this is not good
*massages you to sleeep*
>>11123607
http://www.mreclipse.com/Totality2/TotalityCh11.html
https://www.space.com/35555-total-solar-eclipse-safety-tips.html
Well nini anyways. I need to head to sleep. Hope that brain juice comes back to you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
>>11123621
So I can look at it safely when it fully covers the sun? Thanks, Raptor!
>>11123664
n-NO!
I never said that!
Never look directly at the sun without a welders mask.
>>11123638
ciao
>>11123684
B-but the second link said it was okay!
DON'T K ME.
Okay.
>>11123684
or three sets of sunnies and some fog?
Alright
This is really Interrogator's fault.
Oh, I agree.
>>11123700
>>11123717
https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov/safety
>>11123743
>>11123743
erin desu
>>11123737
>>11123791
>>11123788
lmao
>>11123788
>>11123764
>>11123896
once i get that crop off you it's gonna be your dinner
>>11123791
So do you not want that trip?
>>11123923
how much per tab?
>>11123945
I guess I'll just delete it then.
>>11123929
>>11123964
okay
>>11123981
>>11123996
>>11124008
>>11124040
>>11123900
That crop off me?
What crop?
>>11124050
passing out in -t 3000
>>11124070
the riding crop
we have been over this
nvm
>>11124073
fair fair
probably 4500 for me or so.
>>11124073
>>11124087
Back to the gulag in 7500.
>>11124098
That's one sexy cheatah chick
>>11124103
>>11124112
I don't see anything sexy about 90 cents an hour
>>11124112
>>11124118
You know what I meant~
>>11124143
>>11124149
that's prettty good
>>11124106
>>11124113
yes?
>>11124185
YOU TELL ME YOU BLANK-POSTING ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11124075
>>11124075
FFS LAMO PLS SKITTY PLS
>>11124188
oh sorry is there something you wanted to talk about?
>>11124188
I'm sorry I blank post, it's not for attention honest.
It's just to say 'I'm still here if you need me' as I get distracted often.
>>11124205
No.
>>11124206
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11124201
I'm.. not a lamo..
>>11124220
>>11124220
Kek~
>>11124224
i meant LMAO
Someone meet me in Salem it'll be COOL.
>>11124226
What do you want to talk about?
>>11124262
Are you a writer, what kind of stuff do you write?
help
I fell down
>>11124240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL9UGq63sJw
>>11124269
>>11124269
no
you stay down there
LMFAO I downloaded the GoT leak almost just to see if comcast would bitch and I have already received an email about it not more than an hour later. Fuck off cunts you can't do anything about it, 28,000 seeders.
>>11124276
>>11124285
holy shit
your ISP watches what you do online?
>>11124296
right where i want you
>>11124305
They are monitoring all IPs accessing the GoT leaks and frantically spamming them with threatening emails because they have nothing else to do.
>>11124310
>>11124318
you'll have to move those arms out of the way
>>11124263
>>11124313
can't they fine you and shit?
>>11124344
Technically they can sue but they can't deal with the number of people pirating. There is no easy way for them to fine people >>>yet<<<.
>>11124361
End net neutrality!
We have to protect our ISP's Rights and ability to fine and sue people!
>>11124324
>>11124417
good boy
>>11124629
>>11124474
nuke discord, kill the bots
He's right.
>>11124684
>>11124679
>>11124688
u fucking bio-traitor
>>11124697
#botlivesmatter
Welp I think I've stayed up long enough, time for bed for this guy.
>>11125001
night
Now in the gulag.
Screw my life.
>>11125360
Anything we can do to help?
>>11125513
Not unless you can alter time, speed up the contract or teleport me off this rock.
That will cost you.
I'll also settle for learning to feel love again
That one is more.
A fox is fine too.
Wait three months then ask the nearest tree.
>>11125687
I want a women again
>>11125798
A women?
Ask the TREE.
>>11125821
Yes
They have curves and hair and smell nice
>>11125825
Will wait 3 months
The gods will be pleased.
heading to bed, night bread.
>>11126200
Good night Raptor
scootahitler did nothing wrong
overwatch is one of the least satisfying games i have ever played
i could rant about it for ages, but really it comes down to the fact that there's nothing to do in the game other than climb MMR, it has no community and the gameplay is trash
the appeal comes from casino tier bullshit like BIG ULTS, flashy colours, MMR grinding and loot boxes
>>11126837
It feels good to know that a few vidya patricians post ITT.
>>11126864
i'd like to say i'm about done giving a shit about vidya
but that's probably not the case
>>11127125
A lot of what is being produced is shit, but there are still some good games being made and updated today.
Unless you meant that they're just time consuming, rather than meaning that new games are disappointing.
>>11127167
combination of both
i don't have faith in developers to make a good competitive game that i would be willing to sink thousands of hours into, even if one were to be made, it would likely get ruined by updates
>more content more content MORE CONTENT
>>11128076
>>11128099
>>11128099
hi
>>11128218
>>11128229
hey hey hows it goin?
>>11128244
i'm alright, just working on some stuff around the house. how are you?
>>11128271
same here, watchin an Irish movie,. I can understand like every other word
Ponies are for cuddles.
/b/read posters are for cuddles.
>>11128291
Can't you speak Gaelic m8?
>>11128529
Aku is not for cuddles!
>>11128532
feck no
>>11128628
That's alright, cause it's practically dead anyway. Last I heard only people way up in the hills spoke it.
>>11128988
i know its still taught in collegegs and such and its one of Ireland's official languages.
>>11128547
Aku is for all of the cuddles.
>>11129197
Hello anon
How are you
>>11129211
It's a fine day now that you're around
>>11129255
You flatter me
Been doing anything?
>>11129861
>>11129943
hello fils
>>11130148
Heya
>>11130184
that's a pretty hot fil there
>>11129173
>>11130198
>>11130216
very doable
>>11130493
I'LL END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!
>>11130630
>filly thread
>no applebloom
>>11130645
You keep running, so I can stab you in the back!
Are you ready to die today?
>>11130875
True nords never back down!
Looks like we got ourselves another hero!
poni
>>11130924
Hors
>>11130943
Equine
Can't wait to count out your coin...
>>11130973
Ungulate
>>11130943
I'll gut you like a horker!
>>11130995
Equus caballus
You'll be so much easier to rob when you're dead!
>>11131023
I dont have any more words for horsies
Why is aku posting random shit in the thread so often now?
IS that his new artistic thing?
>>11131085
Equidae
Time to end this little game!
>>11131121
Uh
Pone?
>>11131106
No... wait wat? That's not art! Are you retarded or someshit?
I ain't no modernist hack skitty!
>>11131147
Yeah I'm out as well lol
how's u Moonie? :3
>>11131250
I'm alright, watching pubg videos right now
How about you?
Wait this is some kind of bait, you're trying to trick me into doing something aren't you?
Well as soon as I figure out whatever it is you're trying to get me to do or not do, I'm gonna do the opposite of whatever it is!
So ha! Fuck you trying to manipulate me into doing things.
>>11131158
You're our modern artist so I expect it from you yeah
>>11131280
Went with my brother today and a few not-so-close relatives to the most southern major city of the country, about 25 miles away from my city, but you get there pretty quick on the highway as the highway is mostly long and straight with minimum traffic so you can go average 70 mph with ease, what's funny is that the highway ends right after an army checkpoint, like, it goes from 3 lanes to one tiny uphill road in which you go to the older more congested roads but it's not so bad, we stayed at a cafe next to the seashore road there, the city's pretty damn lively at night compared to the dedness of my city, it feels like a mixture of my city and the capital, also from where I was sitting ,just a 16 miles drive down south is the border between Lebanon and Israel lol but the view of the mountains along the shore is pretty damn nice and you can actually see the piece of border land so that's crazy
also, when we got home, I went to my room and when I turned on the lights I found another gecko in my room! not sure how the hell they get in my house lol
besides that, think I'll play some KF soon, that shit is quite addicting tbqh
>>11131586
>>11131604
Sounds like you've had quite a fun and eventful day
>>11131669
Yea, it was, the rare type of day apparently. oh btw, do you live anywhere near the total solar eclipse path?
>>11131736
Afraid not, I live a fair distance away, over in Virginia in the US
>>11131769
Are you more to the north or the south of the state? Cuz even in Richmond will get to see the sun eclipsed about 85% while Bristol at about 95%, those are still pretty nice to observe with eclipse glasses
>>11131822
Hiya Interrobun!!
scoot
>>11131965
Hey how are you doing canon?
>>11131965
I dont think I'll have access to any glasses when it arrives
I might not even be awake to see it
>>11131637
aku plz
>>11132005
Hey Gator,
>>11132017
Pasta
>>11132049
Skitteroo!
>>11132074
What are you up to today and is work going well?
Silver Spoon is hot.
>>11131967
Hiya Blewewewew!
how's u?
>>11132005
Doin' good, had a good day, see >>11131604
how bout u?
>>11132017
Ah that sucks, though I bet it wouldn't be that hard to find someone selling them given you're in the eclipse zone, there are other ways to view you using household items but I wouldn't recommend it. I guess you'll notice the reduced sunlight when it happens at your place, that is, if it's not cloudy lol
So.. you might be asleep at 2:43pm? yea I tend to oversleep alot myself sometimes, but if I could experience this, I'd try to wake up a bit earlier lol
>>11132130
not a great deal really, nothin going on today just working on some chili. do bunbuns eat chili?
>>11132147
Im doin great, havin some tasty chili. you?
>>11132217
Yes if by in universe and yea I also eat chili.
>>11132251
what if it was rabbit chili?
>>11132668
hows it goin?
>>11132703
I can't say I've ever had rabbit meat.
>>11132703
neck urself
>>11132722
whyever not? Its tasty.
>>11132729
hug youre shelf
>>11132759
Most places don't sell rabbit meat and rabbits are expensive and now that I think about it I don't think anyone around here sells rabbits.
>>11132803
need to move to a more rabbit friendly area
>>11132074
Heya, sorry about the late reply
>>11132147
for 2:43 pm est? I'll probably be awake for that
>>11131586
>you're a modern artist
You take it back bitch! You take it back skitty I swear I'll- I'll- I'LL DRAW SO MUCH CREEPY PORN OF YOU OR SOMETHING!
>>11133324
s-sorryy..
>>11133341
>>11133317
no worries m8
>>11129288
not yet
but the things happen soon
and you?
>>11133324
You are brilliant at artwork Aku....
>>11133584
I was thinking of getting some sleep soon
Sleep pattern is still a bit out of whack
>>11133627
why pattern your sleep if you needn't? chaos reigns
>>11133645
It's just a bit boring being awake when everyone else is asleep, is all
I think I'm gonna get some sleep now, actually
Monday on the gulag.
Another cycle of horrible pain and suffering.
>>11133832
Time for the mandatory floor meeting. The only mandatory meeting I will be attending this week.
>>11134416
>floor meeting
Pick up some cuties.
>When you're the only person in the room legal enough to drink and you don't drink.
>>11134631
you can still become popular by buying them beer.
Today morning isn't so bad. Boss will be out of office methinks.
Should be back in afternoon tho.
>>11134682
Not gonna do that shit. Don't want a felony on my record. At least not an uninteresting one.
Stop.
>>11134939
who are you talking to?
>>11134945
wtf is this shit?
use a pony.
should I make one with an actually pony in it?
Yes.
>>11134989
please
The real New /b/read
>>11135012
>>11135012
>>11135012
>>11135012
>>11135012