/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Holy shit, is that a motherfucking JoJo reference!? Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
https://pastebin.com/4EvqQn5K
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Paramount making The Loud House Movie due 2020
http://deadline.com/2017/03/spongebob-loud-house-sherlock-gnomes-1202054433
>New Books & DVD Announced
http://nickalive.blogspot.com/2017/03/new-loud-house-books-and-dvd-announced.htmml
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Upcoming Episodes:
Future Tense
>When Mom and Dad meet a new accomplished family, they worry that their kids aren't doing enough activities to ensure a successful future.
Yes-Man
>The Loud sisters need help from the "master of persuasion", AKA Lincoln. He will teach them how they can ask Mom and Dad for money.
Friend or Faux
>Lisa gets her kindergarten report card back to discover she’s gotten an F– in social skills. To bring up her grade, she must make a friend.
No Laughing Matter
>When Luan realizes how her siblings complain about her jokes, she gives up her passion. But the others feel bad about it, so they have to show Luan that she is funny.
An older Lily is a cute Lily!
I've been on a weeklong vacation only to find out that Lynn is still the best!
It's been a year since I was last in one of these.
I need your best lewd for a year's worth of spunk.
>>11116221
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=46458
I want to fuck this PigSlut so hard her mind goes completely blank and she can't even form a coherent sentence
>>11116221
>It's been a year since I was last in one of these.
Who's your favorite sister?
Damn,
I connect so much to Randy Stair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlllILfHG1s
>>11116280
Toss up between Lynn & Lucy. But Luna is nice, too. I haven't watched much of the show since, though.
>>11116364
Fuck off with your mediocre taste.
>>11116221
>http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=42267
Your welcome
>>11116221
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=46232
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=46232
>>11116254
Kill yourself
>>11116434
>>11116221
Also this http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=33240
>>11116221
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=42434
>>11116434
>http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=46232
DAMN IT
I HAVEN'T JACKED TO THIS YET
>>11116434
unf nice
>>11116461
>Lynncoln
>97 upvotes
>>11116221
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=46458
Greatest fap I've had this month.
I love my wife.
>>11116221
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=46232
>>11116677
Your wife loves me too.
>>11116221
One spunkworthy image, comin right up
http://i.imgur.com/9ruND3F.png
>>11116723
>>11116721
>moves at a snail's pace and accomplishes very little work
>raids your fridge when you arent looking
>gets distracted by the radio and starts singing
That's sounds pretty cute, actually
trans
>>11116777
-parent
>>11116751
She'll also put out that ass when you threaten to fire her and ruin her image at all jobs.
>>11116751
It would be if she wasn't on the damn clock. Luna needs to learn that her actions have consequences. Luna needs to be fired.
>>11116221
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=45327
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=44830
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=43210
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=41739
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=42234
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=41275
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=41600
>>11116777
-fixed my vision on those dubs
>>11116837
those are trans trips, anon
>>11116743
Come on~
she's nice and squishy~
>>11116826
At this rate I'm gonna run out of jizz.
>>11116853
>Polly
>Not Giggles
Come on, man, she was made for you to do shit with.
>>11116853
sorry, I prefer fat Lucy/Lana because you make them look very cute
>kysfag is asleep right now
lmao
>>11116887
WAIT A MINUTE, I just realized Ultra doesn't like canon fat girls!
>>11116723
I want Polly to let out a big, juicy, brap until she has to go. She secretly wears diapers and shits her cute Pampers until she can't do it anymore. I want to slowly slip off her diaper and eat all the manure in it until I feel sick. I then barf it into her mouth. If you have a problem with that, tell me.
>>11116826
All but that Lola gangbang were nice. Good man.
>>11116887
You got it
http://i.imgur.com/3olowPB.png
http://i.imgur.com/Gp6zhme.png
>>11116919
No Giggles? No Aunt Shirley? No Sue? Ultra is a fucking hack!
>>11116919
I would rather draw a non-canon fat that I know has a cute face (Lincoln's sisters) than a canon fatty that has a face that's less than extremely cute.
http://i.imgur.com/q9zyoSh.png
>>11116581
serious?
>>11117014
>Not making them cute
You need to believe in yourself and your skills, Ultra.
So by the end of the series, which Loud do you think will end up being most progressive? I can see them making Lynn or Luna the most progressive.
>>11117039
Lucy. A polyamorous trans? Super progressive.
>>11116962
oh no, not lewd ones, I was talking about stuff like this, which is very cute since the idea of teasing/bullying someone that looks like that melts my heart for some reason
>>11116677
>>11116705
I'm getting really tired of your shit Lincoln
>>11117039
I don't know, Lori? Maybe Lincoln with his crossdressing tendencies and young interracial relationship.
>>11116677
*Borat Voice* MY WIFE
unf
>>11117073
>>11117085
*British Voice* MY WIFE!
>>11117033
I think it's pretty pointless, no one gives a fuck about Sue.
>>11117061
Ah, okay. Have a more up to date WIP. It's probably because fat people are already made fun of a lot so kicking them when they're down can make people have a protective/supportive urge to go in and make them feel better. Sometimes it's as platonic as a simple conversation or holding their hand, other people, like me, take it to the extreme and like the idea of fucking the fatty to boost their self-esteem.
>>11117145
Honestly, I'd like to see Giggles and Sue stuff made simply because there's barely any of it. It'd be a novelty.
>>11116826
You're a god among men
>>11117145
When I see a fat person getting made fun of I think "that person has no respect for their wellbeing, why should anyone else?"
>>11117145
>>11117205
There really is nothing for her. I kinda want to see it made now. Sue throwing her weight around in more ways than one with Lincoln sounds like something we need.
>mfw we get the next get again
LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING
>>11117378
>>22222222 will be ours also
>>11117380
He looks familiar. What is he from anyway?
>>11117145
Come on, draw the canon fatties. It's not like you've got anything to lose.
hey trash
what's new?
>>11117205
>>11117366
Well, someone else can do it. Sorry, it just don't appeal to me.
My headcanon is lynn jr shitting in public bathrooms and clogging the toilets and leaving it all a mess as one of her hobbies
>People like Giggles
What bizzare insanity has befallen this thread?
>>11117498
Heh.
>>11117496
>shitting in public restrooms
unf, cool it anon...
>>11117498
RIP Dick Gregory
>>11117520
I've always had a strange urge to fuck a clown...
>>11117477
We got the GET
>>11117520
Tabby is my favorite, but there's nothing wrong with Giggles.
>>11117520
I like clowns, gook.
>>11117415
Mount and blade warband
>>11117548
was hunger games BTFO?
how much shit was caused?
I missed the >>11111111. Who got ir?
>>11117520
I just want to see Giggles' huge ass straining her polka-dot panties. Nothing wrong with that.
>>11117612
we did, and /hg/ got BTFO
>>11117612
Us of course we've been training for it.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/11106520/#11111111
A tiny Lynn is a cute Lynn
I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK
quads
I hate that I masturbate to cartoon characters.
I hate having done it, and hate doing it.
anything you'd like to say you don't like? share with the class?
>"This show is shit"
>"Except when my waifu does X"
>>11117775
p-pedos btfo!
Where's that weirdo with the fucking kazoo?
>>11117781
I hate the fetish I have. It's embarrassing.
Why not tell us watcha
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
>>11117784
I'm glad you understand.
>>11117802
???
>>11117800
We still hold the biggest GET in /trash/ we are immune to all btfo until >>22222222
>>11117811
How embarrassing we are talking about?
>>11117781
I sometimes get off to rape...
>>11117816
>WATCHIN
/tlhg/
>LISTENIN TO
I get around
>DRAWIN
bullshit
>>11117816
>watching
thread
>listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obbxbqoV25I
>whateverin
heading to bed
>>11117816
>watchin
/tlhg/
>listenin to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QDXcSQGaSI
>drawin
nothing
>>11117816
>PLAYIN
Halo 5
>LISTENIN TO
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuy6iFAXkuI
>>11117781
I love that I masturbate to cartoon characters.
Nothing feels better, but sometimes it gets to me that I'm not living my life the way I should be, and I'm not all that I could be.
I've got time though. I just need to be certain that I've got a good job by the time I'm 30.
godnight
>>11117486
I take it that you prefer thin characters getting fat rather than canon fat characters. It's one of those fetishes I've heard about.
>>11117832
/d/eviantart tier shit
>>11117940
Good night anon.
>>11117940
Good night.
>>11117940
goo night
>>11117988
agoo
Fuck you.
>>11118000
i want to fuck that baby slut
>>11118009
I would, but cloning humans doesn't exist yet.
>>11117966
>>11117988
>>11118000
Look at all them numerals.
>>11118009
Fuck me?
Fuck you, bro!
>>11118000
There's something about Leni crying that makes me feel so peaceful. Watching retarded people crying is a joy to me.
>>11117952
It all comes down to how well the character's designed. Fat characters just aren't as common, which is jarring considering a third of the US is obese and at least 75% of the nation's overweight. The collective silence on it is deafening. Fat people lend themselves to a lot of humor, anyhow, so if I ever had a cartoon taking place in the modern day, like 7/10 of the incidentals and background characters would be at least chubby. That's more than my fetish speaking, that's just the reality. If a show did have a supporting/recurring character that was fat AND cute, not just a little bit or in the way fat activists paint them as, but like, someone that's reeeeally cute, then yes, I would likely draw some art of them.
>>11118010
>Leni is a baby slut
how would that work?
>only eurofags
who is your favorite sister?
>>11118030
No. Fuck you!
>>11117630
>>11117643
>/tlhg takes it
>its oldchool HHH
I love it. We truely are the kings of /trash/ is that a good thing?
>>11118045
Fuck you????
Fuck me, BRO!!!!
>>11117816
>WATCHIN
The Simpsons
>PLAYIN
The Jackbox Party Pack
>LISTENIN TO
Daft Punk
>>11117816
>WATCHIN
Thread
>LISTENIN TO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U16Xg_rQZkA
>WHATEVER-IN
I had a relaxing day
>>11118044
I'm a spic
>>11118044
Lynn
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64521786 Bunny
>>11118111
LOL
>>11118049
Yes, we're what's best for business
Hey guys, Logan Reese here again, ask me stuff and receive flirts.
Is it me, or have these generals slowed down exponentially?
I wonder how much time we've got left
*Blocks your path*
>>11116826
Is there an edited gif of Lynn spitting out the toothpaste but its white?
Also those are some lock solid pics fa m
>>11118210
It's august, mang. People are busy with real life shit and we're on a hiatus.
>>11118252
I dunno,
I'm always busy with real life shit, but I guess Hiatus explains everything.
I always drop this general when show stops updating
>>11117543
this
>ywn fuck a (female) clown
>>11118210
It cant be we just got the GET
>>11118274
>I always drop this general when show stops updating
Well fuck you for being a normie.
>>11118236
here you have
FACT OF THE MATTER IS, /TLHG/
>>11118305
I still pop-in, but I'm not down with the sickness every night.
>>11118235
*shoot*
>>11118345
What are you? A Lincolnfag?
>>11118325
YOU SEE THE THING IS
>>11118409
IN THIS BUSINESS
wwe is for fags
the loud house is for fags
>>11118471
fuck you
>>11117816
>WATCHIN
Thread
>PLAYIN
More Skullgirls
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1tKTjRgJuE&index=15&list=PLYwOgIiSOv20nQiE8NUtbp_Q9ybZotPE2
>WHATEVER-IN
Had a good day today, just gonna get drunk and relax.
>>11118464
Yes it is
Pack of fags.
>>11118210
Maybe 3 or 5 years more.
>implying the show having the same amount of ratings
>>11118464
>Disrespecting the king of GETS
Embarrassing
I hope we get the airing date of the new episodes next week
>>11118532
Suck my balls king of useless dumb gets nigger shit
>>11118533
Me too
>>11118607
Clyde?
>>11118607
>The Rock had hair
That is hard to believe.
>>11118553
>WWE IS GAY
>Suck my balls dry please nigger
>>11118626
>>11118636
I didn't said that.
So, how was your saturday? Did you do everything you wanted?
Do you think we'll still be around for the next big GET?
>>11118607
>Getting away with blackface
Based
>>11118705
I guess
We'll be here until the show ends, and unless the movie is cancelled that won't happen until 2020.
>>11118705
Probably yes.
>>11118705
I did some laundry for my sister while she's away. Long and short, I thought the dryer caught three times because of all the hair I missed lint-rolling off of two blankets and a hoodie. That was fun.
How about you, Howanon? What did you do?
>>11118705
Went to work so inconvenient as hell. And despite working a later shift I've got morning tomorrow too. Yay.
>>11118775
>Caught on fire.
I am also tired from doing stuff all day.
>>11118677
Nigga looks like is own dad.
Also taht fucking stereo.
>>11118705
I did do everything I wanted to do, but I never have the privacy to watch any anime.
I'm gonna go jerk-off, shit, and then watch the latest episode of the loud-house that I've been putting off.
>>11118791
unf nice
>>11118791
>leni loud dies
who the fuck wants that!?
>>11118705
Awful. I've been working on my drawing exercises in order to get a better understanding of the fundamentals and I can't even draw a fucking chair.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG9uTzsqLNc
One non-Lynn SFW coloring request?
>>11119056
>>11119056
>>11119056
You usually say one but I see you do more
>>11119056
Give me a simple drawing request.
>>11119096
>That pic
Fucking rude
>>11119102
Leni playing the Wii
>>11119102
Luan drunk
>>11119102
Lori having a nightmare
>>11119102
An enraged Lincoln
>>11119102
Lola as Panty
>>11119102
leni playing the gamecube
>>11119102
Lori comforting Lincoln
>>11119102
Lucy playing with the Lincoln Log because a ghost told him to do it
>>11119056
>>11119102
Rita taking a couch nap with Lily.
>>11119102
Lynn playing with her "balls".
>>11119157
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=43789
>>11118791
>leni loud dies
>>11118818
>>11118818
>>11119191
>>11119102
lincoln playing yugioh with cliff
>>11119056
>>11119219
Sonic Bird and Man-Eater Bug are upside down.
>>11118775
Was good. I'm finally getting my Lynn folder back together
>>11117548
So why is that important?
>>11119157
kys ultrafat
>>11119085
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xySQzhgzr5M
I color more stuff at random.
Smack my ass and call me Martha, last time I've been here it was full of gay nudes and porn.
This place is getting better. Baby steps, right?
>pic not related
>>11119410
Another anon returning? What's going on?
>>11117816
>WATCHIN
/thread/, the desuarchive give me bullshit errors
>PLAYIN
FFBE: Doin dailys and shit
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr93X8856Vg
>WRITIN
Honestly I don't even know anymore. I've already got so much shit I've got to do, but there's also plenty more I want to do.
>WHATEVER-IN
brb gonna shove shit up my ass
>>11119410
This place has been worse than mid 2016 tlhg in every conceivable way. Even the show and porn sucks
>>11117816
>Why not tell us watcha
>>WATCHIN
>>PLAYIN
>>LISTENIN TO
>>DRAWIN
>>WRITIN
>>WHATEVER-IN
Because these posts are just reply bait. No one actually cares about what these anons are doing tonight, it's just a false sensation of a dozen (You)s
>>11117831
Damn that's not gonna happen for like about 2 years lmao
>>11119514
no wonder, since all the bandwagoners have left
>>11119488
some sort of reverse exodus. I'm scared
also thanks I didn't have that Luan face
>>11117415
Calradia
Why I am so boring and autistic?
>>11119848
you're asking the wrong people.
>>11119848
Probably is because of your genes and empirical experiences, son.
>>11119911
Why do you keep using that image?
>>11119848
Phantom Blood Dio is for patricians
>>11119859
>>11119872
*upvotes*
>>11119514
>Porn sucks
Not all the time, but most of the time, yes.
>Just watched Health Kicked
>It sucked balls
>the eurocuck is awake
>>11119514
>>11120005
Because most of the CCs left or got banned.
>>11119918
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sfA-NsbzJY
I really like this trailer, i find this image quite funny and i don't have any other pics with the same thematic.
>>11119144
Here ya go.
>>11120104
At least say why it supposedly sucks, fag.
>>11120249
>>11120249
Even though this has some "GARFLIELD, EAT THE LASAGA" tier art, it has a lot of heart
Left 4 Dead Thread
>>11114158
About a month ago, I was watching a movie on the couch with my little sister.
Admittedly, it wasn't age appropriate for her, but being the cool big brother that I am, I decide I'd let her watch it with me. Besides most of the language in the movie wasn't any worse than what she hears normally around the house.
Then someone in the film made a joke came up about "butt stuff."
It flew by me, it wasn’t even that funny of a joke, but then I felt a tug at my shirt.
“Hey anon, what’s ‘butt stuff’?”
That was a conversation I didn’t want to have with anyone, much less my little sister. But at the same time, I didn’t want to her going to ask somebody else about it and it leading back to me. So, I answered all of her question and boy, did she have a lot of them. I had to explain how, for some people, it feels good to stick things up their butts and all the ways people will play with their butts.
I should mention this now; my little sister is a bit of a tomboy. She loves playing in the mud and doing most things that would make other people’s skin crawl. So hearing all this butt related news got her attention, and the questions kept coming.
By the time she was done asking questions, the movie was over, and I was mentally exhausted. We called it a night after that and went to bed.
I didn’t hear anything about it until this week when I got home from school.
My other siblings have after school clubs, so it’s not rare for me to be home by myself for a while some days.
When I walked into the house, I called out to see if anybody else was home.
After a moment of silence I heard my little sister’s voice, “Anon, is that you? Could you come up stairs, I really need your help!”
>>11120575
Look Ellis it's Kiddyland
>>11120582
After a moment of silence I heard my little sister’s voice, “Anon, is that you? Could you come up stairs, I really need your help!”
When I walked into the room, I expected to see another bruise or cut like my sister always gets. I didn’t expect to see my sisters bare behind with a foreign object sticking out of it.
Of course I questioned her about it, and she told me that she had been experimenting with her backdoor ever since we had that talk a few weeks prior. Hearing that I couldn’t help but feel guilty.
I went over to her to examine the situation.
She had used the handle of one of her screw drivers and it had gotten stuck somehow. I reached out and felt the exposed part of it and discovered it was almost dry. She probably used some lotion as lubrication and dried out mid-use. I went to one of my other sister’s room and returned with a bottle of baby oil as fast as I could.
I began by covering the exposed part of the handle in the baby oil and Appling some to her as well. I worked a little bit more of the handle into her, then pulled a little bit more of it out and applied more baby oil. I kept doing this and working the handle out little by little. While I was doing this her breathing shifted from gasp of pain to low, heavy ones.
She was getting excited by this, and I hate to admit it, but I was too.
>>11120582
>>11120626
Continue
>>11120626
After a while, the handle finally came out and left her hole gaping.
I don’t know what came over me, but I after staring at her, I applied more oil to the handle and stuck it back in. This time I wasn’t helping her, I was playing with her. I kept going and she continued to lay on the floor with her eyes closed breathing heavily.
It wasn’t until she begged me to stop between labored breathes that I came back to my senses and removed the screwdriver.
Seeing her lay there, panting face down on the floor made me realize what I had done. I got up and left without saying anything.
Neither of us brought up what happened that day, but I continued feeling like shit.
I was watching T.V. earlier today when my sister walked over and sat next to me.
There was an awkward silence the whole time between us. I couldn’t tell you what was actually happening on the T.V. even though I was forcing myself to look at it instead of turning to see what expression my sister had on her face.
She finally broke the silence after what felt like forever. “Anon? Would be ok if did that thing we did a few weeks back? It feels good when I do it by myself, but when you did it… I don’t know, it just felt better.”
I couldn’t believe what came out of her mouth, or how quickly agreed to it.
I don’t know what to do now. I know it’s wrong, but part of me wants to go through with it. I also think we won’t be using her tools again if we do. What should I do?
>>11116093
>Worst Loud
>Dressed as best Jojo
Out with that shit
>>11120618
Do I look like some kind of queer to you?
>>11120700
>Another Josukefag
Aww hell yeah
DrawFriend
>>11120312
>>11120676
you should GO ON, pronto
wew
>>11120859
This looks fake.
>>11120676
Just do it. But you have to come back and tell us how ir went
Hey Anon, did you buy me any treats when you were at the grocery store?
>>11121083
Yes
>>11121083
knock yourself out
>>11121083
sluts like you don't deserve treats. Classical conditioning 101
>>11121083
I hope you like Doritos
>>11121083
Who are you and how did you get into my house?
>>11121083
I'm getting some "broken and Stockholmy Luna" vibes from this.
>>11121083
I got your favorite! If you need anything else, anything at all, just ask. Nothing is too good for my precious little girl.
>>11121200
Now that is something I can get behind
>>11121200
I was referencing the super market episode when she said she wanted a treat too because Lincoln got the cereal
>>11121257
And worked hard to afford, unlike his deadbeat sisters.
>>11121208
>You dump out the golden tendies onto the ground.
>Luna crawls as fast as her emaciated body will allow.
>Without even thinking to use her hands, she happily wolfs down the first normal source of protein she's had in days.
>Kneeling down, you pat Luna's head and tell her she's a good girl.
>You can't quite tell if her smile is from her praise or her body receiving the nutrients it so desperately needed.
>Either way, you happily give her a smile of your own before you ascend your basement stairs and hear the sounds of Luna's chains fade into the distance.
>Maybe next time you'll spend the five bucks and get her a fresh batch.
>Then again, the ones in the dumpster are free.
>>11121319
That's why Luna is asking you for it
>>11121392
Man, this makes me want to see AG finish that abduction story. Or someone at least.
>>11121480
Abuseguy was fucking annoying even if he did try to curb the avatarfagging
>>11121494
What did he do that was annoying?
>>11121507
I can't believe he killed himself.
Crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal
>>11121494
What does that have to do with the story?
>>11120676
continue my man
Good night /TLHG/
I hope you all have a good day.
>>11121540
He committed the crime of actually trying to talk to anyone in the thread, which is a huge no-no for CCs.
>>11121859
This. I bet DF gave him a good whipping.
>>11121881
The only person DF ever whipped is Ultrafat
https://literally-loud-house.tumblr.com/post/164374443274/sooo-it-appears-that-the-loud-house-podcast-is-in
I guess Mall of Duty is going to be a Leni episode
>>11121937
Well, if the mall is involved, Leni is related to it in some way
>>11121937
Well now I know I can skip it.
>>11121937
>Season 1, Episode 4
Slap this cunt until she learns how to count.
>>11121937
There's a podcast?
>>11117144
Is that woman with eye patch a twin peaks reference?
>>11122082
of course
>>11122082
I don't know, but I want to knock up Rita 11 times
>>11121507
The thumbnail made it look as if she was puking blue
>>11121881
>whipping
unf
>>11121567
projecting clearly
One day I will own this general.
>>11122514
Then start getting some GETs
>>11114158
Recently, I’ve been having trouble falling asleep. It’s not insomnia or anything like that. I just live in a really noisy house with a bunch of people. You can rarely find a moment of peace and it’s been taking it’s toll on me. I’m always falling asleep in class or when I’m with friends and I’m too tired to enjoy myself when do manage to catch some quite time.
I brought this up with my sister a while ago. She’s pretty smart and can usually come up with a solution to any problem. She managed to come up with some sleeping pills that she guaranteed would get me a full night’s worth of sleep.
The first night I took them, I was pretty ecstatic to test them out. I popped 2 right before I started watching the latest episode of ARGGH! I was so caught up in the episode I didn’t notice myself nodding off and ended up passing out on the couch by mistake.
I woke up the next morning from one of the best night I’ve had that I can remember. Though, something was off.
I noticed the sound of sobbing coming from close by. I looked over to see another of my younger sister kneeling beside me crying her eyes out. Her mascara was running down her face and she looked a mess.
I finally sat up and asked her what was wrong.
She looked like she had seen a ghost (which would normally be a good thing for her). She latched onto me and told me she thought I was dead. No matter what she did, I wouldn’t wakeup. If finally noticed that my clothes and the couch were wet and how sore my cheeks were. When my sister said she guaranteed a full night’s sleep, I guess she meant it.
>>11122840
I explained everything about the pills to my still sobbing sister and it seemed to calm her down a little. I brought her in for another hug an assured her that everything was going to be alright.
After that initial scare, I slept without incident for the rest of the week.
After a while, I started feeling strange after I woke. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but it was felt strange.
I wasn’t sure what was causing it, but I had a hunch it may have been a side effect of the medicine. I decided to not take it for a night to see how I feel in the morning.
I woke up later that same night to the sound of my door hinges creaking as my door slowly opened.
Someone carrying a candle stepped into my room and placed it on my dresser.
I couldn’t make out who it was, but I managed to steady myself and see what they were doing.
They lit several more candles and I finally recognized it was my sister who was crying over me earlier.
She placed several more decoration around me including flowers, a portrait of me, a fake head stone and rearranged my arms to cross over my chest. She’s always had a fascination with death and the occult, so it didn’t surprise me she had all of those props.
I continued to pretend to sleep during all of this.
When she finished her preparations, she finally spoke up.
“Oh anon, you were taken away from us so suddenly, at such a young age.”
It feels weird being a spectator to your own funeral, but this isn’t the first time she’s had me do something like this.
“There were so many things we had left to do, so many memories we had yet to make. There were so many things I wanted to show… so many things I wanted to tell you.”
>>11122856
As creepy as it was it was still flattering to hear all of it.
“Even now, I still want to experience those things with you. For once be honest with you, even if I must do so in the court of death.”
I had stifle myself a bit through most of this event. Thankfully it was still pretty dim in my room or she might of noticed.
“So anon, please don’t take what I’m about to do as insult after your death, but rather as a celebration of the life we shared together.”
I didn’t understand what she meant by that until I felt her lips pressed against mine. She gave me a long, passionate kiss, the kind you see between to lovers that have been reunited after years. She pulled away, breathing heavily and staring back at me. She climbed onto my bed and straddled me before continuing her kiss where she left off.
As she continued, she unbuttoned my shirt before taking of her own.
I was frozen in place, partly out of fear and partly because I didn’t want to confront her if I pretended to wake up.
She laid her bare chest against my own and held me in a hug. All the while, she called out my name in soft whimpers. I felt her right hand drift down from my side down to her crotch. She played with herself while holding me as close as she could. I could feel her small frame writhing on top of me.
She finally stopped and her breathing became heavy. She climbed off of me and back to her original position.
>>11122867
My mind was racing a mile a minute due to what had just happened.
I was out of it until I heard her speak again and say “Oh anon, I’m glad you feel the same too” while poking the tent I just noticed I was pitching in my pants “… or could this just be rigor mortis?”
She continued to prod and run her fingers down the length of my member until she was content.
I finally felt her pull the draw string of my pants loose and wondered how far she was planning to take this.
As she tried to slide my pants down, I could her vibrations then a chime coming from the foot of the bed. The alarm on her phone sounded. And we both let loose a sigh of disappointment. She dressed both of us and gathered her decorations. She planted one last kiss on me and stoked my hair before heading back to her room.
Since then I’ve stopped taking those sleeping pills. I ask my sister to make them, but I never actually take them. I know my other sister will come back one night, but I don’t know what’ll I’ll do when she does. I’ve spent the past few nights barely getting any sleep at all, but now it’s the anticipation that keeps me up not the noise.
What's it called to not be into dudes, but also to enjoy dicks in your ass? I'm asking for a friend
>>11122989
Tom Cruise
>>11122989
Being a fag who doesn't find men attractive. I'm the same when I like dicks, but don't like men at all. That's where futa or traps come in.
>>11122989
girly dicks or guy dicks?
>>11116254
kek'd
that comic series is going places.
>>11122989
>enjoy dicks in your ass
Gay
>>11123457
MODS
>>11123457
Brava, anon
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>https://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Aloha Bitches (harem/long) wip<<
Author: branon
Hiatus - https://pastebin.com/jL1q1cEK
Last Update: 24-07-2016
>Relaxing on the beach and summer flings for the Louds
NEWS & Q/A
>thundermoonbear >New Chapter
https://pastebin.com/uptHRR8a Loud Mountain, Chapter 2: Scratching the surface
>Yourhead >The updated one is the Interlude
https://pastebin.com/AU099Jsq Godless Sound: Interludes
>Nebuchadnezzar >Hopefully the other guy will come up again within the next few days and we can finish it. If not would you guys like to see a proper fic made out of this?
https://pastebin.com/rxNJK7rz Lana ERP
>Damajica >Chapter 1 is finally out
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12559407/1/Falling
>Negima_Sensei >Even though people hate it, I updated it.
https://pastebin.com/mp2zsr7M BLxA
>a_humble_anon >ok guys, its fucking 12:37am here and I want to sleep, I'll update this later.
https://pastebin.com/MgBEY2b3 Shameless
>TotCall720 >New Chapter
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12284190/16/The-Loud-House-Future-Love-Run-Amok
https://pastebin.com/fsnNjRH4 The Loud House Future Love Run Amok! - Ch16
>a guest >And as promised the pastebin for the Maggiecoln cuck fic(?) from yesterday.
https://pastebin.com/guMRiGGr Maggiecoln Fic
>a guest >And and a pastebin of that Lupa green from a few nights ago for the guy who wanted it.
https://pastebin.com/gfK18jZF Lupa fic
>Tobitobi90 >Finally made it, tried to do a piece at a time and post it but I couldn't help myself. Here's the whole trilogy in one go
https://pastebin.com/mLiVhh8Y Just for tonight, Again: Chapter 1 Leni vs The real world
https://pastebin.com/K3AZzJjZ Just for tonight, Again: Chapter 2 I'm here for you
https://pastebin.com/zXgDYsnU Just for tonight, Again: Epilogue
>Numb_At_Heart >Here it is, congrats, you made me give up.
https://pastebin.com/hrGAdS6R LUAGGIE V GOKU COMIN THEATRES 2047!!
>>11123708
>the last one
What in the actual fuck?
>>11123708
Eat shit and die spammer
>>11123806
kys eurocuck
http://imgur.com/a/airpD Lori and Lincoln?
>>11123920
I think that might be Leni cosplaying as Lori while Lynn fucks her
>>11123920
No
This is clearly Clyde and Carol
>>11123920
Gross, she's all naked and shit.
>>11124006
Too white
https://blizzsweirdanduselessartthingblr.tumblr.com/image/150507935918
>>11117816
>WATCHIN
Junjou Romantica, and The Rose of Versailles
>PLAYIN
TF2, and Pokemon Moon
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW2i37rldzE
>DRAWIN
Just random shitty doodles of animu girls dressed conservatively
>WRITIN
I really need to finish my Lonific
>WHATEVER-IN
https://hitomi.la/reader/831979.html#1
>>11124379
>world of reversed gender roles
good taste, anon
>>11117816
>WATCHIN
Some LoL tournament
>Playin
Kinights of Xentar
I think people are already active in the next thread. This thread is on page 9 anyway.
>>11116360