ITT: Pokemon Are Real.
Universe 2.
What is your most important pokemon?
Complaint Discord: https://discord.gg/E5fNNWu
Last Thread: >>11093554
>>11106420
dragon
>>11106420
ovi
>>11106420
My Raichu, of course! He's been a great help these past few weeks especially, a few shocks here and there let me stay up far longer than is normally wise, and now everything is set for the construction of a military training facility and barracks in Sinjoh.
Before someone asks, yes, I ensured everything is being done right after a good night's rest, I'm not as stupid as the media likes to make me out.
The Construction crews are being sent out tomorrow, along with a team of archaeologists to investigate the local ruins around the site. With any luck, nothing will need to be demolished, and the construction will only take a month.
>>11106604
thank
>>11106604
good on ya
>>11106604
Civil war in Kanto when.
race war?
What is better dragon
>>11106604
>military training facility and barracks
why tho
>>11106420
N/A.
>Fix up house and get to fishing.
>>11106789
Never, it's far more likely we'll face an attack from Sinnoh, unfortunately.
>>11106912
For now it serves the purpose of creating a military police, not to say the police we have are incompetent, far from it, but they are overworked and quite simply not strong enough to take on the majority of threats in this day and age. They are spread too thin, to the point where I have had to assign some of the trainers that work under me to making sure the breeders in Kanto stay clean! Once we've made Kanto and Johto shining symbols of prosperity, then we will see what else we can do with it.
>>11106420
Oh i should respond to the thread topic.
My steelix! Been everywhere with me.
>>11106969
You raise a good point.
>>11106997
rocksnake a cute
>>11106420
My Gible, though that's not much to say considering it's my only Pokemon.
Cute little thing, and smart, too.
Also, update with the sticky note.
Pulled it off the fridge and it put me on my ass.
Not sure what the hell that was, seems like another psychic at it.
Now that I've got their signature, though, I'm gonna track the bastard down.
Not dealing with anymore of this shit, no.
>>11106420
can i even say anything without sound like a wierdo?
>>11106997
Ah yes, I recall your years off, I still don't understand why you chose to travel with that Ash kid.
In any case, yes, solidify law enforcement in Kanto and Johto, then focus on using the growing force on other things.
I am considering attempting to pass a law requiring two years of mandatory military service, rather than the current... disgraceful act we have in place regarding trainers and jobs.
>>11108302
>audible dragon man sadness
>>11108302
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
>>11106604
>>11108302
What
The Fuck
>Nerd: strongly reconsider Model-02 commercialization plans
>>11108390
Hidebu
>>11108390
If the lack of sleep and paperwork catches up to me, you may be right, but for now, I am very much alive.
>>11108406
What? A two-year stint in military service would teach young adults how to be responsible, how to handle pokemon, and likely many other benefits!
>>11108406
A prediction; your creations will be bastardized, rent from your hands, no longer yours. The same fate Emmerich feared.
>>11106420
Probe, my Porygon2. Helped me with work for years, and keeps doing so.
>>11108621
The same would have been possible with proper schools.
>>11108823
Emmerich feared it, I am going to just let it slide if it accomplishes my objectives.
>>11106420
Myself
>>11108914
"Who is Emmerich?"
>>11106420
my natu soont to be xatu
but my pamcham is important
>>11108621
So you want to pull young adults out of college or the beginning of their jobs? Just to teach them things they could learn better from a school or college class?
>>11108914
>>11109223
It is merely something I am considering, it likely will not even make it to a full bill. I really cannot voice my thoughts online anymore, can I?
>>11109223
I feel there are other motives for this proposal.
Motives that can't be spoken in polite conversation.
>>11109395
(Fug, replychain memed.)
If Kanto wasn't in such a tense place with its neighbors, the proposal wouldn't be greeted with such immediate alarm.
I feel it would work, but your neighbors might see it as a prelude to war.
Can we just nuke kanto again?
>>11109395
Voicing it online gives you feedback to prevent stupid decisions.
Like the bill requiring people to be trainers to have jobs.
>>11109422
(I'm dumb, did a meme even though I was looking right at the post.)
This forum isn't a polite conversation. They'll make their way here somehow.
Some guy walked up to me and asked to battle me an hour ago.
I didn't know that meant making our Pokemon fight, so I agreed.
So now I've got an angry Gible and some guy that's pissed off at me.
>>11109611
Do you come from a country that is devoid of Pokemon?
>>11109509
No. I don't fucking think so.
For all Kanto's flaws, it's a pleasant place, with good people. My Trainer's a Kantonian expat.
Besides, Kanto's taken some positive steps.
>>11109529
I hope Kanto learned what their challenges are from the experience.
>>11109565
Sinnoh may see it as building up for a full-scale war, and escalate in kind. They might even feel pressure to strike fist.
>>11109653
This.
>>11109653
Yeah, let's go with that.
Anyways, I've been looking up how to do all this and whatever, and I'm at a center right now getting the little guy patched up.
Shit's harsh, man. Damn.
>>11109803
No. Explain where youre from or I'm informing the International Police.
>>11109036
"A fellow robotics developer, lost contact with him."
>>11109395
If you want dumb ideas to not be shot down, do that precisely.
>>11109803
Which region? I'm curious.
>>11109669
>Pokemon telling me what to do
I hope someone finds you and guts your trainers. Maybe it'll even be me. That oil rig isn't hard to miss.
>>11109839
Go ahead. It's almost as if you think I care, or that they can catch me.
I'm in Castelia, at the Pokemon Center.
Tell them I said hey.
>>11109862
Not entirely sure how to explain.
So, well, let's stick with the previous explanation, that being that I'm from 'out of town', so to speak.
>>11109912
Tip sibmitted have fun edge lord Cipherfag
>>11109875
So, you've gone from generally liking mass murder to specific threats of murder.
I can't fault you for inconsistency, even if that consistency happens to be shit.
>>11109875
>Implying you can kill SB or
Frankie
You dont know how PAR works do you
>>11110053
( Anon might be an IC internet tough guy )
>>11110043
Say that when my Tyranitar steps your head in.
>>11110053
(Do they have plot armor or what?)
>>11110125
(They're from oldPAR. Frankie would go Le Orrean on you and instagib you and SB somehow has everyone's trust because that makes sense so you'll get ganked by 18 PCs.)
>>11109875
Hope you like the water, it will be your new home.
>>11110125
Hah, I doubt you even have a Larvitar.
(No they don't)
>>11109940
Did you tell them I said hey?
Also, probably going to the nearest convenience store.
Gonna get a lemonade, maybe a bag of chips.
Then I'll be at my apartment. Maybe they can help me with the weird psychic note situation.
Actually, thanks, whoever you are. Might've made things a bit easier for me.
>>11110125
( I believe that this person may be referencing the trend that those characters have survived through most situations, and that they prefer to avoid violent confrontation. However, this is likely due to their propensity for being non-combat focused characters. )
Hey Vsauce! Michael here. Are steel pokemon.... alive?
>>11110196
>psychic note
(Shouldn't nthat have triggered and killed your character like it did the random chick?)
(Also I think getting a note into a house would probably be something psychic Sigilyph guy wouldn't do.)
>>11110167
( Frankie's not the Orrean, the Orrean is dead in newPAR. )
>>11110125
Why exactly are you so angry?
I really can't grasp a reason for this level of violence.
>>11110196
(Pretty much. They're characters that don't usually start shit, and have been pretty lucky with the shit they've gotten pulled into. )
>>11110204
But first... what is alive?
>>11110276
Alive is defined as, being able to sense stimuli... But...
What is sense? George Washington, in his famous book "I wrote this: George Washington." Says, "I'm really fuckin' old."
What defines old?
>>11110310
"Old is dfined as being older than not old. But how does one age? Some say aging is the process of experience if life. But what is life, and can you... eat it?"
>>11109479
A fair point.
>>11109509
It was never nuked in the first place, that was Kalos, over a thousand years ago.
>>11109529
I suppose so.
>>11109862
It probably is a good thing that I'm thinking out loud, then. One horrible mistake was enough for my lifetime.
>>11110369
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki
Explain
>>11110382
(Gee anon, looks like that's the real world, and not the world of Pokemon!)
>>11110196
Fuck the IP. I'm already working on the Psychic bullshit, they can screw right the fuck off.
Where the hell's your apartment?
>>11110251
(Seems like they were triggered by physical touch. Might be fine if he pushed it off with a stick or something.)
>>11110196
I thought the news had gone insane, seriously, psychic notes?
>>11110204
>>11110276
>>11110310
>>11110343
Yes.
>>11110369
Enough for us as well.
>>11110167
(If you have complaints, please use the Discord linked in the OP)
>>11110406
>>11110196
>>11110251
>>11110402
(Physical touch, yes. Hence why the Minior and woman triggered them and the explosion didn't. Also for reference I didn't make that thing about the woman, so, uh. I have no idea what's going on there.)
>Anyway.
>Rolling for notes planted today, last number.
>Secret thing again, second to last.
>>11110251
( The character was more careful about it, and is also much more resilient. )
>>11110402
Should be a little ways away from the store neat the port.
Old looking place, big brick building, I'm in room 1-5-3.
If you can figure this out, or help me track the bastard down, then by all means, come on by.
>>11110406
Someone's embedding notes with stored psychic energy, binding it to a trigger that goes off when exposed to living creatures. Pretty complex, I'll give them that, but also really fucking irritating.
>>11110501
( Are you okay with being hunted down and punished for your actions against the public? )
>>11110582
(I have done nothing, please no stabs. But yeah, Psychic man is using middlmen to do his fuckery and he does most of it on his terms so getting directly to him is going to be a bit difficult. Especially since he just got a Reuniclus. But yeah, feel free to go for it.)
(He might also be doing stuff plainclothes.)
Who the absolute fuck is making murder sticky notes.
>>11111232
If we knew we could solve the problem, dumbass.
>>11110582
Sure. I'll be there in... 15 minutes. Or something.
>>11111361
Yeah, looks like we're working together.
>>11110582
Be there in ten.
>Travel time, last number because jelly.
>>11109862
"You don't think that will happen to you too do you?"
>>11106420
Owldaddy
>>11110382
That's ancient history, anonymous, before the Region wars, even. And it was what would become the region of Hoenn that got nuked, not Kanto.
>>11110406
Agreed. No more blunders of that caliber if I can help it.
>>11111361
Alright, see you when you show up.
>>11111382
You too, I guess.
Should I set out some snacks, or...
Well, either way, note's on the counter, and I'll have some drinks ready.
Mind the lack of furniture. Literally just moved in not two days ago.
>>11111544
So, what's your story?
Seen you rambling on about whatever and arguing, seem like an interesting guy.
Military?
>>11111597
I am the Gym Leader of Vermilion, fought in the Region Wars, used to be a lieutenant, but Gym Leaders are effectively Generals here in Kanto, though we double as an oligarchy of sorts.
>>11111382
What? You working for the Castelia PD or something?
>>11111597
>There's a loud knock on your door.
>>11111597
>>11111717
Not generals.
Please don't make Unova declare war with us because they're jealous.
>>11111774
Right, apologies, I misspoke. *I* am effectively a general, most of the other Gym Leaders are simply politicians. Sometimes I forget the others don't have as much say in such matters.
>>11111597
I don't need anything.
>>11111764
>The gay sailor arrives behind you.
"Alolan International Police, technically."
>He slips a pair of rubber gloves on.
"Yoshikage Kira, you are?"
>>11111111
>>11110492
I just do.
>>11110582
I'm really damn glad of not being in Castelia currently.
>>11111477
"I really hope I don't. That was one of the reasons we moved here."
>Pet the sparkleborker
>>11111544
Checks and balances, and you lacked the checks.
>>11111774
So I can't go and terrorize the boot camps?
>>11111809
Better.
>>11111918
I can pass that mandatory military service and you can have all the time you want there.
>>11111971
Sorry Lance, no can do
I've got asthma
Can't breathe if I take more than two steps
Gotta go on without me
>>11111971
uh, just so you know I submitted some documents on, uh, same sex marriage stuff. Please read through it when you get the chance.
>>11112031
Uh, Ez Green E told me to, uh, put your payment in a Shedinja and send it to you. I suggest watching for it.
Uh, please.
>>11112031
Oh well. How's the gym going?
>>11112133
I'll look over that, is this the first one you've submitted?
>>11111717
That sounds kind of... unstable.
>>11111764
>Click.
>The door swings open.
>A familiar face appears before you.
"What is it with police I've met before and showing up at my places of residence?"
>Laugh.
"I mean, I called your ass here, sure. Come on in-"
>>11111811
>Look over the goth cop's shoulder.
"Two of you. Huh. Well, it's what I signed up for."
>Step backwards, allowing entry into the apartment.
"Well, the note and some snacks are on the table. Have a look around, place hasn't been touched too much."
>Extend hand out to sailor.
"I'm... Theta, by the way. Nice to meet you."
>Behind Theta, the living room is sparsely furnished.
>Connected to it is a small kitchen, equipped with a fridge and some other niceties.
>As promised, there is a pitcher of lemonade and some chips on the counter.
>A bit of distance away from that is a sole, yellow sticky note.
>>11111811
>Romano huffs and glowers at the mention of the IP
"Leone Romano. Recently got transferred to the Castelia PD."
>>11112178
"Well shit, it's you."
>Leone lingers and scopes out the apartment for a moment before heading in.
"This the first one you've seen?"
>>11112133
Neato
Thanks Tsukushi
I'll leave you a snack when I send it back
>>11112164
Boring
That Gym circuit requirement thing is shit
All the Weedle wielders, Lance
The Weedle wielders are everywhere
>>11112164
Uh, no. Most of them have been denied. I, uh, told the league I'd leave if they didn't, uh, start giving my things over.
So, uh, even if you don't like that stuff, please consider it.
Uh, I put a suggestion to legalize it in Azalea Town as an, uh, test. I'm, uh, alright with that and I'll be willing to take anything that happens upon myself.
Sir.
>>11112320
Alright. Uh, if you want to keep it you can. I don't mind. I can get more!
>>11111867
>Tail wags but still worried
"Yeah but the big black thing is saying it's gonna happen, can't you do stuff to make sure it doesn't?"
>>11112320
Suffer. You don't think I passed that team limiter to make it less hellish?
>>11112386
I'll pass it for Azalea, I can do that. Anything government owned can legally marry same sex couples in Azalea Town.
Private owned is up to their discretion, please don't harass anyone over it.
...
I'm also going to up your budget. Use that how you will. Going from a base 2,183,677P up to 5,459,194P. Effective today.
>>11112501
>Tfw a major policy change gets announced in a forum frequented by pokefiles and druggies.
>>11111867
My checks exist, they simply didn't step in when they should have. The Gym Leaders are supposed to balance each other, but that didn't happen.
>>11111918
If you wanted to sign on as an instructor, you'd certainly be welcome to.
>>11111971
First someone has to write the bill, I don't think I'll be the one to do that.
>>11112178
It's actually incredibly stable... when the Gym Leaders are actually active in their political roles.
>>11112501
>Surge blanches in the real world
Sir, are you sure about that? Think of the scandal!
>>11112532
This is the place to hear about things first. We always announce to the general public as soon as something changes, but open discussion here seems to be the norm in this day and age.
>>11112386
A present?
For me?
You shouldn't have
Tsuuuuukushi
Tsukushi
How do you legalize gay marriage without legalizing being gay first?
>>11112501
Lance they're using Poison Sting on a Gengar
I can't make my team any shittier without using getting rid of Gengar
Which I can't do
>>11112532
Easier to announce shit here
Just
Type it out
Fill in a captcha
Done
News shit takes planning and bla bla
>>11112543
No thanks
I more wanted to just
Walk in
Tell people to drop and give me 20
And then leave like nothing happened
>>11112501
...Well, uh, that was easy.
I'll, uh, go tell the court here. Thanks!
>>11112605
Uh...
Crud.
I'll go write that up.
Be back.
>>11112532
Yep.
>>11112543
I mean, actual homosexuality still needs to be legalized but, hey.
It's a start.
>>11112605
I'm passing a law right now, "Morty is not allowed with in 1000km of any Gengar."
I'm joking, for the record.
>>11112622
Do the thing.
>>11112261
"Yeah. Was on my fridge. Went off, I was quick to handle it, but as you can see-"
>Point to a variety of cracks in every surface around the fridge, centered on the right door.
"-it did some damage. Nearly fucked up my arm. You dealt with some stuff like this before?"
>Sit down in a stool next to the counter.
>Pour glass of lemonade.
>Take a sip.
"Also, your friend there's being real quiet."
>Gesture to Kira.
"He alright? Or just not used to being treated with hospitality?"
>>11112133
Wait, Erika told you to? I thought it was my turn.
>>11112605
Welllllllll, uh, if you see any Magnezone don't open the top where the antenna is.
...Because it's bad.
...And you'll die.
...
Yeah.
>>11112133
>>11112735
...So it isn't my turn this week?
Fuck's sake. I need to go get my Blastoise back.
>>11112622
I mean
I was in the middle of writing one
But I think you'll do a better job
Have fun
>>11112735
Too late
Reverse Psychology
Definitely have to now
>>11112656
You would ban me from interacting with my ancestors?
Harsh, Lance
Counter law: "The only Dragon Types Lance can use are Alolan Exeggutor, Mega Ampharos, Kingdra, Altaria, Goomy, and Turtonator."
>>11112835
Brb guys gotta go find this Blastoise before Misty does
>>11112391
"That thing spoke about the robots, or at least I think ot did."
"We will be fine."
>Continue pats
>>11112532
>Sip
Isn't that nice?
>>11112543
Or the other times.
>>11106420
BELATED OCEAN MAN
>>11112925
BLACKED
>>11112988
TAKE ME BY THE HAND?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
>>11112605
As amusing as that sounds, I do not think it would benefit the soldiers in training.
>>11112656
Yes, a start.
>He's not angry, he's mortified.
Please reconsider this, sir.
>>11112925
Or the other times.
>>11112712
>You can see Leone's jaw flex as he grits his teeth.
"Not a friend. Probably peerin' through your soul and judgin' you or some other IP shit."
>He leans over, peering at the writing on the note.
"Yeah. Sewer was littered with 'em. Touch 'em and a Sigilyph pops out. Signature technique of a Psychic scumbag we're after."
>>11112835
>>11112735
>>11112133
...no comment.
>>11112872
Random question: how sensitive are Gengar to noise?
>>11113072
And hopefully not the upcoming times.
>Sip
This is amusing.
>>11113342
what the fuck are you even on about
>>11113342
Depends
It's sharper than what they were before they died, but still kinda based on that
Old man with hearing problems is gonna have hearing like your average human
Crobat that died and came back as a Gengar would hear every single thing to ever be heard
Tldr
Sharper than their pre death self
>>11113072
Probs not
Don't give a shit about your soldiers tho
I'm hear for me
>We're off to find that Gengar
>>11113446
>That Gengar
>>>>Gengar
(I fugged, he's looking for the Blastoise)
(... and the Magnezone and Shedinja, I suppose.)
>>11113342
What makes this so amusing?
>>11113446
Very well, then stay out of it for everyone's sake.
>>11113379
Caffeine.
>>11113562
Your reactions to law proposals.
>>11113446
Interesting, things could be maybe worse noise wise here.
>Memo: Additional noise dampening ASAP
>Company wide memo: the Gengar known as Gunther lives here, let him be
>>11113162
"Well, if you're up for it, I can help you take 'em down. Kinda my new job now, they say."
>Laugh.
"See, these psychics, they don't realize they leave a little unique marker every time they use their abilities."
>Point to paper.
"And now that I've got myself back in working order, this shouldn't be too hard."
>Turn hand over, palm facing up.
>Light blooms within the palm.
"Set - Psychic."
>Snap fingers.
"And now that's in the 'record', we can move on to this-"
>Raise hand.
"Seek - Psychic."
>Upon speaking the phrase, light shines around the hand and coalesces into a solid shape, an arrow, almost.
>The arrow points off somewhere.
"And now we have a direction, however vague it may be. Perks of working as an inter-reality police officer of sorts."
>>11112925
"Yeah I suppose I'm looking too much into what he said."
>theta can track anyone no matter what
haha fuck time to avoid unova like the plague
>>11113689
( It is vague and ineffective. Theta is simply overconfident in his newly-regained abilities. It will not be an issue, I hope. )
Man, i'm bored
Is it possible to use the help of a ghost type to phase through walls?
>>11113954
Yes
If they like you
>>11113633
... what
>>11113562
But Surge
What if
What if that two year mandatory thing goes through
Then I won't have a choice
>>11114016
Had a Gengar warn me of excessive noise yesterday.
>>11113667
"Definitely, definitely. What are the plans for the rest of today?"
>>11113633
I see.
>>11114016
If it goes through it won't be my fault. I'm not writing that bill.
>>11114088
"Don't really have any plans, just gonna laze about and bother you probably unless you were done with work for the day."
>Audible squint.
"I smell disorder."
>>11114088
What were you even doing
>>11114147
Yeah well
Still gonna bug you 24/7 if I get stuck in military hell
bzzzzzz
>>11114385
>Shutting down the monitors
"Work is done for the day."
>>11114556
Important information technologies business.
>>11114559
Hello buggo.
>>11114652
hey
how are you
>>11114669
Planning the next field trips and where do I take this business to.
>>11114888
heh
trips
why not go bigger
hire someone to expand
biggerrrrrrrrrrrr
>>11113646
"... inter-reality police officer."
>Leone glowers and massages his temples, turning to head back out the door.
>Clearly this man is crazy, and, if the joke from the cafe is anything to go by, a criminal.
"Stay out of my way and we won't have any problems."
>>11114908
This was the second expansion, I would have to talk it with my associate for a third.
>>11114946
"I won't cause you any problems, as long as you don't cause me any."
>Head out the door.
>Pause to wave hand in front of Kira's face.
"Either he's missing or having a seizure."
>Shrug, then keep walking.
"So, I have no idea where this psychic is, by the way. I think the Seeker's leading to another note, not likely to lead to the thing itself. I'm thinking it's somewhere north of here, though."
>>11115187
>Out of the back alley, a man grabs Theta by the shoulder
"MONSTER! MONSTER MONSTERMONSTERMONSTER KILL IT!"
>He has an axe in his hand, and tries to plant it into Theta's shoulder!
>>11115187
>>11115386
>Respectable Buisnessman: Be watching.
"Yep, that's Castelia."
>>11115187
"Great. Just fuckin' great, the most generic shit ev-"
>>11115386
>Leone backs up, reaching for a Pokemon and releasing a Trevenant.
"Drop the axe or lose the hand holdin' it."
>>11115512
"Move along, the situation's gettin' taken care of."
>>11115617
"I mean, do you have any lea-"
>>11115386
>After being suddenly pulled to the side, continue shifting with the added momentum.
>Can possibly dodge the attack with a spinning motion.
[ Success Threshold - 4-5-6-7-8-9-0 ]
[ Armor will assist in resisting the attack, however. The strike may injure, but it will not be fatal. ]
>At the same time, bring a fist upwards into the man's jaw.
[ Success Threshold - Second Digit - 4-5-6-7-8-9 ]
>>11115769
>dodged and hit the crazy man
>he staggers backwards, clutching his face with his open hand, eyes full of madness and hate
"DIE PSYKER!"
>He attempts to swing again, bringing both hands to the axe as he swings sideways, trying to cleave him in two!
>>11115617
"That it is, officer."
>Trevenant is 55, right?
>Correct me if I'm wrong.
>Magmortar (50) is sent out.
"Wallbreaker, bust him."
252+ SpA Magmortar Fire Blast vs. 48 HP / 0 SpD Trevenant: 216-254 (118.6 - 139.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>11115798
"I thought you'd be more subtle, honestly."
>>11115798
"Lethal intent has been noted, and will be acted upon."
>The words were spoken with a robotic, forceful tone.
>Step back to dodge the attack.
[ Success Threshold - 1st Digit - 4-5-6-7-8-9 ]
>Lift hand in direction of axe psycho.
>The brand glows.
"Cleave."
>A shining, red blade is shot forth from the condensed energy within the palm, a few inches wide, but impeccably sharp.
[ Success Threshold - 2nd Digit - 5-6-7-8-9 ]
>>11115837
>Presence has been noted.
>>11115972
>The axe blade impacts the armor plate along the side of Theta's abdomen, knocking the wind out of him and likely leaving several bruises beneath the armor, but not jaunting his aim.
>>11115837
>You're right, his team is all level 55
"Fuck!"
>The Trevenant gets returned to its Pokeball, replaced with a Scolipede.
>Scolipede goes first, ability is Speed Boost
"Purple Smoke, Aqua Tail."
>Will miss on a 9
252+ Atk Scolipede Aqua Tail vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Magmortar: 156-184 (104 - 122.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>11115972
>Off comes the madman's head
>blood spurts all over theta, blinding him
>>11115972
>>11116158
>Paul flicks his phone into his pocket, getting what he wanted.
>>11116026
"Thanks for your time, officer."
>A Claydol is sent out which he quickly grabs on to.
"News is gonna love this."
>Teleport!
>>11116211
>Honestly I thought I( could just end this before it got shitposty.
>Legitimate Businessman teleports about a block away before his Claydol gives up.
>He sighs and continues down the street, moving into the crowds heading home from work.
>>11116211
>The cop has but one word for this situation...
"FUCK."
>He barely refrains from kicking the corpse of the axe guy, instead pulling out his phone and making a call to the Castelia PD.
>>11116158
>Step back, staggering.
>Cough.
"Shit. He's out, where'd the other one-"
>>11116211
>Start running at them.
>Stop as they blink out of existence.
"Shit. He had a fucking phone, recorded this."
>Sigh.
>Catch breath, lapse into coughing fit.
"Fuck. This isn't good."
>>11116479
>Turn to face the other cop.
>Finish coughing.
"Where do you think the guy went?"
>Paul flicks his phone out, stepping into a fancy Kalosian bar to get something to drink.
>He seats himself at the bar, sliding 1000$ onto the bar, his paycheck and rent for this month.
"Everyone who comes in gets a round on me."
>He sip a martini, uploading the short clip of a man cleaving another in half with magic and sends it off to his boss as people enter the bar.
>>11116479
>Throw home
>you have reports to write, jackass
>>11116488
"He said the fuckin' news will love this, so he's uploadin' it somewhe-"
>>11116628
>Leone is tossed back into his apartment
>He kicks his couch in frustration and heads to the kitchen, busting out the cheap wine
>>11116661
"Ah, shit. Wonderful."
>Sigh.
"So, you think you can-"
>>11116628
>And he's gone.
"Fucking hell."
>Start heading home.
>'Fuck it. If they want to cause shit, so be it.'
>>11116569
( The group was in Castelia, Unova. Not Kalos. )
>>11116717
(Referencing the bar Romano and Daniel went to I think.)
>>11116717
>>11116734
(Yeah, I meant the Kalos style bar, sorry about that.)
whats the best bug
>>11116840
Genesect or the UBs.
>Rolling for how many Metagrosses Tobias can draw on Alain before he wakes up.
>Scout stands before his king once more, taking a knee and staring up, the Pheromosa standing behind him.
>>11116878
>8
>Where did you even fit all these Metagrosses?
>When he finally opens his eyes he spends a few moments just watching before speaking up
"What's the doodle this time?"
'Sup, /par/.
It's the Eevee guy here.
I'm setting up in Black City after all, the price as just too good and I'm pretty sure it's not haunted, you feel me? Besides, the Eevees weren't rattled on a tour, and if they're not scared, I'm not scared.
So, uh, anybody up for an odd job helping set the place up?
>>11116912
"My apologies for my busyness, pupa. You have the pokemon?"
>The king leans against his throne, watching the Pheromosa and Scout.
>>11116840
( this bug is: >>11116912 )
>>11116953
>Magic, probably.
"Metagrosses. Are you romancing all of your pokemon, perchance?"
>>11116954
I'll talk with my friend.
>>11116953
>Tobias looks up from his phone.
"You want to go to Black City?"
>>11116965
>Scout nods and gestures over to the Pheromosa.
"...?"
>He urges the Pokemon to step toward the king, assuming the person playing it doesn't suddenly come back it does.
>>11116569
>Having sufficiently drank enough he sends a few copies of the video to a few friends.
>Review process is going to take a bit.
>Last number for hours until story is ran with a minimum of at least 3.
>>11116985
"No. Metagross and Charizard are the only ones that have "talked" to me about it. So... Just them."
>Talked is emphasized both in his tone of voice and fingers
"Why are we going to Black City?"
>>11117050
>10
>Let's hope the gap is for quality control, and not that no one cares
>>11117146
(I was assuming that meant three buuuuuuut okaaaaaaaaay.)
>>11116985
Thanks, man.
I'll be here, look for the guy with the hoodie and the cleaning supplies, okay?
>Eevee Guy has no idea that he's talking with somebody who's a Really Big Deal.
>>11117018
>The king nods.
"Very good work, pupa."
>The Sigilyph moves forward, picking through Scout's brain and putting it onto paper.
"Your work is finished, you are allowed to come and go as you wish. Please report your findings once a week."
>>11117132
"Well Weavile is pretty cute."
>Tobias shrugs.
"To help some random guy on the internet. How do you propose we're getting there?"
>>11117250
I'll see you soon, then.
>>11117299
>SWEAT.
>Scout nods, pointing at his throat.
>>11117363
"You bring my requests at the cusp of your time. You must impress me if you are getting that back."
>He shifts, leaning a hand on his blade.
"Even those above you cannot stand to me. Born before you, the Imago, even she outmatches you in her performance."
>He waves Scout off.
"Begone."
>>11117299
>>11117430
(The king is a real dick, I love it.)
>>11117339
"Darkrai's Shadow Sneak."
>Alain hops off the bed and starts packing stuff back into his bag.
"That's probably the quickest way."
>With a click Charizard and Metagross are returned to their Pokeballs.
>>11117339
Sure thing!
>Eeveeguy: finish the scrubbing, and start laying out the actual improvements.
>>11117652
>Tobias chuckles, grabbing his bag and making sure everything is inside.
"Alright, hold on. Don't throw up."
>Darkrai sweeps around the two, last number + 10 for travel time in minutes.
>>11117209
(I think 0 counts as 10
>>11117430
>Scout nods, excusing himself from the room with a sigh.
>>11117707
(Depends on the player)
>>11117707
>>11117774
(I was counting it as 0)
>>11116954
How dirty was the place?
>>11117780
>>11117774
(okay)
>>11117792
Pretty rough. Previous owners were some real shits, you feel me?
Place is cheap because the old owners, well, rumor is some bad shit happened to 'em.
Lucky I know how to get that kind of stain up.
Anyway, lots of scrubbing. I got the place clean, if a bit bare. The fluffs are busy sniffing around.
>>11117688
>And they're here.
>Alain squints and blinks a few time, adjusting to Black City's mix of night time darkness and neon lights
"Where are we headed?"
>>11118040
What goes around, comes around.
>>11118100
"Uh... This way I think."
>Tobias starts toward a random direction looking for the guy and squinting at the lights.
>>11118040
Where exactly are you? If you see a guy in a red cloak that would be me.
I just went and watched the stars for a few hours
I am feeling a bit lonely
>>11118122
I know, right?
Now, I shouldn't celebrate anybody biting the big one, but at least they can't hurt anybody else where they got sent, you feel me?
>>11118134
West 7th, with the sign that just got removed.
I'll head outside to meet you, alright?
>Eeveeguy takes his pupper back and walks out to the sidewalk, in his bleach-splattered jeans and grey hoodie.
>He's lost the shades, though. No need for that edgy shit.
>>11118134
>The Kalosian follows, checking his phone every now and then
"A recently removed sign. That's what we're looking for.
>>11118212
Got you, be there soon.
>>11118349
"Well if we don't find him we can go get drunk."
>Tobias shrugs.
>Rolling for that sweet finding the building.
>>11118193
Don't you have a special someone?
>>11118387
Well i do, and i do love her, but i think she is avoiding me
I haven't seen her in a while
>>11118383
Cool, cool!
Me and the Eevees are out front, just listen for the borking and look for the guy with the black beanie!
>Eeveeguy: get the brush and brush some fluffballs
>>11118531
Consider other circumstances, and don't make yourself the center of everyone's world. There is always something that you will not understand or know, that goes beyond your perception. So do not worry. She is likely to be busy, and nothing more.
>>11118383
"West 7th St, Tobias."
>Alain sigh and snatches Tobias' hand, leading towards what he thinks is West 7th
>If odds the horrid street structure of Black City confuses Alain, leading them to the wrong place
>>11118534
Alright then.
>>11118599
"...Is this bar the correct place?"
>Tobias chuffs, poking Alain.
"You Kalosans must have a bar vision, hm?"
>>11118637
>He mutters some excuse about how the street structure of Black City is a lot different from Lumiose's in his defense
"We can get a few drinks and then head out."
>>11118574
yeah, i guess i was just thinking too much about it
i should not think about that...
>he looks down
i am just worrying too much
>>11118718
"So we're getting drunk before we bug someone? Genius."
>Tobias chuckles, looping his arm through Alain's and pulling him inside.
>>11118745
Communication is key, talk to her.
>>11118193
I personally like solitude. But it's not everyone's thing, I'm sure things will pick up for you.
>>11119010
Well, when i see her, i'll talk to her
I hope i didn't say anything to upset her
But like that guy said, it is justme overthinking
>>11119075
I'm not a fan of being alone, i guess i just like company
>>11118781
"You're getting drunk. I can hold my liquor."
>They end up plopped down at the bar. The chairs spin, much to Alain's amusement.
>To start off with, Alain orders a Blue Diablo for himself
>>11119208
"Are you sure about that?"
>Tobias follows suit, ordering a Blue Diablo too and sipping it.
"Enjoying Unova?"
>>11119330
"I'm sure."
>An amused huff leaves Alain as he sees Tobias' choice in drink
"I saw quite a few... grope-y? Is that the word? Grope-y couples. Is that normal here?"
>>11119167
Not unusual, I used to like the loneliness but something somewhere switched in the last months.
>>11119566
>Ring ring, call for you.
>>11119601
>"Yes, hello?"
>>11119656
>The man on the other side sounds slightly sick.
"Mr. Br- Stibium? I'm with the Alolan Government and I'm wondering when I can come down to your..."
>The man pauses, shuffling of papers can be heard.
"...Oil Rig?"
>>11119706
>"What would be the reason, mister... I need your name first."
>>11119555
>Tobias chuckles.
"I'd describe it as gropey. You aren't going to grope me, mon cher?"
>>11119724
"Sorry."
>You can hear him sneeze, barely covering the phone.
"Theodore DeCabe. I'm with the Alolan Government and have to make sure it's up to regulation. Before you argue anything about being out of the waters and within national waters, Aether requested we expand further back in..."
>You can hear papers being shuffled as he coughs.
"Early 2016. Do you have any dates in the next week free?"
>>11119765
>"Tomorrow and Monday in the afternoon, mister DeCabe. If it is because of noise complaints, I can say that further noise dampening is in the plans."
>>11119555
>God fucking damnit literally everytime one of my characters drinks they get a trips fail
>How the fuck does this happen
>I guess someone fucking spiked his drink, because Alain is getting shitfaced tonight
>>11119731
>An arm slides around Tobias' waist, two fingers slipping into the waistband of his pants
>With the free hand he finishes off the rest of his drink.
"Do you want me to, mon amour?"
>Alain scoots as close to Tobias as the bar seat will allow, pressing a kiss against his jaw.
>>11119851
"A bit of that but we don't get too much of it on the mainland. Just to make sure we aren't having another Aether."
>He coughs, covering the phone.
"Monday will work for me. Are there any pokemon I should avoid bringing for surveying? We tend to bring a flying type, an electric type and a ghost type. If requested by the government or by the surveyee we bring more or less."
>>11119902
>Tobias chuckles, returning the kiss.
"Mon dieu, tell me you aren't going to try to ravish me in the middle of a bar."
>Tobias returns the touch, running his hand up Alain's shirt.
>>11119908
>"Understood, the reason that we renovated this oil rig is the security and lack of space in Hau'Oli proper. Monday it is"
>"My only request pokemon wise is nothing too big and no electric types in the server farm deck, not without proper and extensive grounding."
>>11120090
"Understood. Would, ah..."
>Paper shuffling intensifies.
"Pidgeot, Luxray and Gengar work?"
>>11120131
>"Fine by me, and there are already a Luxray and a Gengar on the premises."
>>11119982
>Another kiss for the cheek, one for the corner of his mouth...
"I'm not going to try to ravish you in the middle of a bar."
>Since his drink is no more, Alain now has an extra free hand... which he puts to use fumbling with the buttons of Tobias' shirt. The other hand slides around to the front, fingers hooking through a belt loop.
>>11120223
"I'm not a battler by any means so there shouldn't be any problems. Just for help inspecting."
>You can hear him writing before he speaks again.
"If that's all I will see you on monday?"
>>11120259
>Tobias leans into Alain, kissing at his neck and nipping lightly.
"Oh, how stodgy. Are you afraid, dear Alain?"
>Tobias chuckles, sliding his hand from Alain's shirt to the hem of his pants.
>>11120269
>"There is not much space for a fight either way."
>"Monday then, I will have a boat ready at the Hau'Oli docks in the afternoon."
>"That would be everything, see you soon."
>>11120494
"Thank you very much, sir. Have a nice day."
>Click.
>>11120494
>throw theta at
>>11120368
>He leans closer to Tobias' ear, giving the lobe a quick bite
"Je ne vais pas essayer, je vais réussir."
>It's at this point that he reaches the belt around Tobias' shirt, evident by the frustrated huff he lets out.
"We should go. We're gonna get kicked out."
Good evening, /par/.
Legalanon here, how is everyone, and if applicable, what are you drinking?
>>11120869
Awful, cheap ass sangria.
>>11120529
>Click
>>11120869
Coffee, as usual.
>>11120598
(Looks like Theta's player is not online, sorry)
>>11120902
I'm sipping on cheap soju because actual sake is best saved for celebrations.
Would you mind sharing the cause of the awfulness? Misery loves company, after all, and I had a client do some truly jaw-droppingly stupid things today.
>>11120969
You heard of those weird ass Psychic crimes in Castelia?
Random people standing in the street all coma like 'n shit shit?
The sticky note murder?
I'm on that case.
The fuck did your client do?
>>11120955
(If you get Theta on there all the IP agents are just going to murder and kill SB and crew for harboring a criminal.)
>>11120869
Wine and I need my sleep.
>>11120955
>that efficient wire management
I love this pic.
>>11120763
>Tobias chuckles, giving Alain a quick kiss.
"I suppose we're getting a hotel then, mon cher?"
>He stands up, sweeping Alain into his arms.
>>11121044
Agreed.
>>11120955
(fuck.)
Coffee's the primary reason some of my coworkers and I are capable of communication beyond grunts in the morning. What sort of roast?
>>11121010
Wow. Even in Kanto, that's made the news scroll. You have my condolences.
My client decided to make a joke in front of a magistrate, questioning why the charges are filed under "City of [Redacted] v. [Client Name Recacted]", when it wasn't the city itself that the client assaulted.
>Ding dong.
>Rolling for trapped notes placed, last number.
>>11106420
My Latias, she's best plane, best Poke and best wife all in one qt package
>>11121234
Sapphire?
>>11120869
I have located my trainer's tasty brown liquid without his knowledge
>>11121010
I can't repeat enough how glad that I left Castelia on time.
>>11121108
Between medium and dark, I change the roast often.
Sounds like a pretty dimwitted client there.
>>11121044
>>11121068
(More to come)
>>11121021
(That's a thing I'd like to see them try)
>>11121258
>trainer's tasty brown liquid
>>11121290
>(That's a thing I'd like to see them try)
(same)
>>11121255
ye
>>11121301
Yeah it burns a bit going down but is tasty and makes things fun.
>>11121328
Sweet, how's ruby been?
>>11121059
"Unless you have a house here."
>Alain wraps his arms around Tobias' neck, threading his hands through his hair
"Onwards."
>>11121290
If you're not a fucking idiot it's fine.
>>11121108
Looks like she's a fucking idiot. How'd that stupid stunt go?
>>11121381
"I wish I did, honestly."
>Tobias chuckles, walking them to the nearest motel and getting a one bed room.
>Alain gets tossed on the bed and promptly snugged.
"Better?"
>>11121258
>>11121335
>Sippp
Go on...
>>11121444
I don't plan to commit anything particularly dumb at this time.
>>11121453
"Parfait."
>Drunk Alain is handsy Alain, said hands immediately going for the first belt. Can drunk Alain figure out how to undo it? Probably not, but we'll let the dice decide.
>Meanwhile, he busies his mouth with sloppy kisses to Tobias' jaw and throat, a little nip accompanying each one.
>>11121616
Um I'm not sure what else to say about it. It came in a fancy glass bottle and he usually drinks it after a hard day of work
>>11121616
Dumbasses normally don't know that they're doing dumb shit.
>>11121816
Never touch a man's liquor
>>11121742
>Tobias chuckles, giving light moans in return.
"I love you."
>The edgy man shifts, running his hands down Alain's sides and stopping at the hem of his pants.
>>11121870
Do you think he'll be mad at me?
>>11121742
>>11122054
>Can a gay robot get in on the smooches?
>Probably not.
>He psychically pokes Alain's prostate because he can.
>>11121870
Then if I am going to do something dumb, it will be at least memorable.
>>11121816
>>11122091
Depending on how expensive the liquor is, how much you drank without even asking first, and your trainers views on pokemon getting drunk, yes.
>>11122054
"Je t'aime aussi"
>Belt out of the way, Alain runs his hands across the planes of Tobias' stomach and chest, thumbs stopping briefly to swipe across his nipples before he resumes his roaming
"Je t'aime telleme-"
>>11122109
>Alain's cut off by a loud gasp and a Kalosian curse, bucking his hips forward and against Tobias
>You totally could join in on the smooches, just gotta make a Psychic tongue or something like Trace did
>>11122352
Guess I'll just have to apologize real nice like and make it up to him somehow.
gayest typw that isnt fairy?
>>11122667
Dragon, because they get buttfucked by fairy
B_ump
>>11122667
I dunno.
>>11122692
Harsh.
>>11123626
But not wrong.
>>11123837
Hmm.
I don't know how I'd test that out safely, but I'm sure I'll think of something...
>>11122667
Water types.
>>11125288
That is a nice looking bra
Pretty aesthetic
>>11126217
g2bed bones
>>11126326
i'm not bones tho
>Somewhere a cop in Alola is pouring over footage, data and noise complaints.
>He stands with a sudden jolt.
"I've fucking got it!"
>He writes a brief report, dashing out of the office.
>Gunther the Gengar decides shit's too noisy and gets the fuck out of the oil rig
>rolling for travel time to Hoenn via shadow sneak
>Fishes in Dewford.
I should of sleep more. How is everyone?
>A news story about an apparent psychic in Unova comes up, it'll be ran and discussed multiple times through the day.
>The brief clip on TV shows a man in riot gear shooting a red energy blade from the palm of his hand.
>The clip cuts just before the death of the axe man is shown.
>Several of the news casters are baffled by this, not even sure what they're looking at.
>>11126884
"...Boss?"
>>11126800
Tired, some stupid story just aired on the news.
B_ump
seven
>>11128302
seven
>>11126884
What
>>11128706
seven
>>11126884
no really what
how is everyone doing today?
>>11128907
>[Muffled screaming from beyond the fourth wall]
>>11128907
Well I can't find my new friend so not too good I guess.
>>11128907
I broke my fucking phone.
>>11129228
who dat
>>11126884
What.
>>11129529
A Gengar who was here where I live, guess he decided to leave after all.
>>11128907
Wondering where everyone is.
>>11129512
Then how are you posting?
>>11129922
Library that i found. Finally i found a town too. I'm in Kanto somehow.
>>11129594
You sure that might not mean something? When a ghost leaves it usually is a bad omen. Especially if they died there.
Usually means misfortune is coming or a stronger ghost is close.
>>11129968
So, still in the crazy regions.
>>11129003
not this again
can you speak, not scream
>picks a broom and hits the forth wall
>>11129228
well that sucks a bit, but keep looking
>>11129512
good luck finding another one
>>11129761
>teports on top of the kiliria's head
i'm here
>>11130064
What the fuck are you doing and why are you on my head
>>11130029
Johto ain't crazy! Kanto is though... This library is so empty. no one reads here lol.
>>11130064
I might have to steal one or something.
>>11129983
Well when we met the first time he said it was very loud and I guess we didn't fix it quick enough and he left.
>>11130212
If you could be anywhere else, where would you want to be?
>>11130189
you made a question and i responded it
and because your head is pretty comfortable
>>11130212
good luck with that
>>11130357
a grave
>>11130357
what >>11130498 said.
>>11130394
yeah might get hit with another broom lol
>>11127102
Well that's to bad. Just ignore the idiots, that's what I do.
>>11128907
Fishing.
>>11130498
>>11130521
Then why you have not committed suicide yet?
>>11130768
because im a huge bitch