HG Thread - a game edition.
>>11104770
Under attack. Combat initiated.
>The other zerglings charge towards the fighter in a group, attempting to overwhelm andpuncture her with their bladed limbs.
>>11104752
Hahaha.... HAHAHAHAHA!
>She continues chopping off her fingers one by one until she has none left. The blood splatters all over her face, her yellow jumper and the table she's using. Then she takes off her yellow jumper just to reveal her unharmed hands. Instead of chopping off her own fingers, the girl was using a pair of plastic hands with ketchup inside them.
>>11104772
Fwaaa that was close.
>With a bit of effort she climbs up thanks to the branch.
>>11104772
It'd probably better to just rest for now. I don't really like fire anyway.
I don't even know what to say, fucking everyone is obsessed with Suz's hair.
>>11104772
99 seems a little bit low but I see what you're going for. I would like to keep that list as concise as possible. If this person is trouble then I want no part of them.
>>11104793
>You have to admit though.
>She has great hair.
>>11104793
Inefficient combat performance. You. Weak. Inefficient.
>>11104805
>>11104793
Maybe if you used two arms instead of 8576845 I would've an opportunity.
OH JESUS THERE'S FUCKING ROCKS FALLING FROM THE SK- oh it's nothing. Everyone's fine.
>>11104802
I'd brush it.
>>11104818
(I should have just let her steal from me, maybe this could have been avoided.)
>>11104818
Only three deaths. Better than expected.
>>11104818
Hey, I did my best. I didn't want to take the risk of being crushed too.
>>11104772
I make effort not to cause trouble with other races.
>>11104793
...I hear movement.
>>11104785
>This woman is clearly no ordinary human. Dipping under the attack of one, she hacks at a joint, before using the thing's head as a spingboard of sorts, leaping in to the air to come crashing down in to the group in a flurry of blows.
>>11104818
Who throws these things!?
>>11104814
Terran incapable of combat. Reliant on technology. You. Deprived. Bodily structure poorly deisgned. Unadaptable. Not good enough. Can improve.
>>11104818
Obstacles avoided. Predictable.
>>11104826
Okay MOSTLY everyone was fine... Mostly.
Inkling's back to being a pervert, a disgusting growth creature somehow manages to climb a tree and Fighter's a little bit upset about that human meat.
>>11104838
It is rude to ignore.
>>11104838
Disgusting growth creature. Derogatory term. Unacceptable. Grasper limbs efficiently designed. Can scale cliffs. Dig tunnels.
>>11104835
Acceptable combat performance. Not only creations possible.
>Abathur weaves more larvae, creating 6 hunter killers.
Attack.
Well look at that, the feast was more of an event than the arena event.
Seems like we're down to the final 5 tributes now.
>That event was fatal for Karen
Well that's a little unclear, sorry bee.
>>11104838
>>11104856
I KNEW IT! I was waiting for it because I thought this has happened before! I'm out of the competition because I freezed to death without the fire.
>>11104856
Terran organims poorly organised. Vital organs exposed. Exploitation simple.
This event just made my fucking morning holy shit, someone cap that
>>11104860
sislovesme
>>11104856
Really now... What an awful team composition. I don't even think the rest surviving tributes could take on that horrible thing without some serious nonsense. As always my cheers - if you can even call them that - go to Abathur.
What color muffin guys
>>11104866
Gotchu.
>>11104873
Ultra violet
>>11104874
You're the real MVP anon
Final 3! Place your bets!
>>11104852
>The Fighter's strategy is swift and extremely effective- weaving around attacks and the bladed arms, she gets on to their backs, being sure not to leave herself open to the tails as she lays in to the unarmored sections of the beasts, as swift as a someone who's trained all her life on that dexterity against all manner of beasts could be expected to be.
>>11104856
Even I cannot be at all places at once.
>>11104877
DICKED.
Suz then.
>>11104877
Rooting for the k-pop girl.
Gimme something to listen to on repeat while I kill zombies for 6 hours
>>11104890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htqvyUgnGCI
>>11104890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoA_wjmE9w
>>11104890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
Don't make this weird.
>>11104896
Why
If my premonition from a year and a half ago is predicting this moment in time, Suz will win.
>>11104877
Abnormally large terran genitals detected. Will eliminate.
...
Organism equiped with advantageous weapon. Unaccepta-
>>11104887
Slain by terran genitals. Unacceptable. Am enraged. Destroy entity. No trace left.
>>11104885
One larvae remaining. Will utilise efficiently.
>Abathur weaves one last larvae. It grows to gargantuan size, hatching as an ultralisk.
Greatest creation. Ultralisk will not fail.
Predicting a giant dick to win.
2/3 odds ain't bad.
Korean cutie is OUT
Can Suz overcome her lust for dick and seize victory or will she get DICKED
>>11104913
she is taiwanese
>triggered
>>11104913
Did you really mark the giant dick as female?
>>11104913
When you put it like that I'm changing my vote to the dick.
>>11104918
>entry says its female
Well gee bill
>>11104913
She will blow it. Get it?
>>11104920
The winner is going to be a giant dick either way.
>>11104907
I think the giant dick is from a horse? Are horses terran? I wouldn't know what you count as terran or not.
>>11104923
rebuttal. Host is retarded for listening. Person entered is retarded for sayingit
rebuttal V2. I just got her sue me.
>>11104924
>boos you off stage
>>11104907
>She whistles briefly, taking in the size.
Been while since I fought something this big. But have fought bigger.
You forget one advantage something small as me has over something large as it.
>>11104918
>I think the first time it was entered the person who did it asked for them to be entered as a female.
>>11104928
Horses are terran. Terran just means "from earth".
Though that dick is from a comic about shapeshifters, so not a horse's.
>>11104931
I commend you for that. You got my me nig
>>11104938
Thanks dad
>>11104928
Visual observation indicates terran organism. Unable to examine further.
>>11104935
Unclear.
AMBUSHED
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>>11104945
>the only time i change my bet
>i'm wrong
>>11104945
Thanks for hosting nerd
>>11104945
I bet she was in a big bush. Get it?
I chose the game name poorly and didn't have a hat to put on Suz so have this fucking memelord up top
Stats for nerds
>>11104952
Thanks for hosting, Shion.
>>11104890
https://youtu.be/3igDZrG3DTQ
For Tourny Anon
>>11104955
>>11104950
thanks for putting up with me for the morning
>>11104952
Congrats and thanks for the game.
>>11104945
Organism slain. Am greatly pleased. Organism Suzu commended for effort.
>>11104953
Host appreciated. Statistics essential. Ridcule illogical.
>>11104953
>24 slots
>26 kills
??????????????
>>11104964
say 3 people kill 1 person
each of those 3 people get 1 kill
>>11104964
>an event can get mutliple people the same kill you baka
>>11104964
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) track down and kill (Player5).
1 death, 4 kills
>>11104964
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maybe it was that failed ambush? Like they each got 3 kills for it?
Maybe?
>>11104967
>>11104968
oh yeah
>>11104943
Means of getting something off it, other than flailing and shaking.
>The fighter leaps on to the Ultralisk's leg, scaling up the thing at an astonishingly rapid pace.
And! Range of motion!
>>11104952
Congratulation. Thank you!
>mfw premonition was on fucking point
Thank for gaem
>>11104952
>>11104953
Things really would be wrong if the dick had someone managed to win. Although it getting to second is something not even worth thinking about. I have to thank you now so thanks, I suppose.
>>11104953
Congrats Suzu, and thanks for hosting.
>>11104981
>>11104973
>>11104962
>>11104961
>>11104979
Yeah yeah, don't get used to it.
>No problem any time
>>11104986
host
>Mokou is back
>Shion is back
Is this what hope for the future feels like?
>>11104994
Next will be Seth
>>11105000
Rollins or Riggins though?
Because I could do without Riggins.
>>11104994
Mokou never left. They just took a break.
>>11104991
>Possibly later
>>11104973
>Abathur raises his voice, one could view him as upset.
Eliminate! Destroy! Eradicate!
>>11105005
What is a break but leaving and coming back though?
>>11104988
kys
>kissu
>>11105020
It's where you don't quit.
>>11104952
Congratulations.
>>11104953
Thank you.
>>11105038
I never used that word, anon.
>>11105014
>The fighter laughs as she bolts up the thing's body, clearly aiming to carve in to it's face when she gets there
Could be worse! Warrior would just break through the armor like nothing! More entertaining this way!
>>11105051
Organism fighter entertained. Considered simple. Unacceptable. Will be expunged. No trace left.
>>11105042
Tell Seth to come back
>>11105051
You create, but you cannot handle criticism!
>Reaching the eye, she begins to gouge in to the beast's body through the most obvious route.
Byeah.
>>11105075
Seth does what Seth wants.
>>11105084
>>11105069
>Oops.
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn
>>11105084
>Abathur says nothing, visibly speechless of fighter's combat capabilities.
>>11105115
hot
>>11105117
>She makes frighteningly quick work of the ultralisk, and as it eventually gives out and collapses, the Fighter jumps away from it, managing a perfect three-point landing despite the height, and giving Abathur a probably-menacing grin as it crashes to the ground.
Not my first time doing such things.
>>11105145
Ok, I laughed.
>>11105145
SHARKFIN SOUP
>>11105142
Hmm...
...
Impressive combat performance. Sequences above average terran. Difficult to admit, fighter's combat capability rivals Queen of Blades'. Am insuperior. Eradication of self permitted.
>wakes everyone up
>>11105190
I hate the sun.
>>11105192
>Luna
>>11105192
>>11105190
>Distant screams of horror
>>11105166
The result of much training! With name like that I imagine a powerful swordswoman, with what I seen I expect more of your kind.
...No. Would be nothing learned from this that way. Remember, instead! Remember what humanity is capable of. Never seen monster give up before...
>>11105190
Do I have to?
>>11105190
I owned all four of the teteletubbies plush dolls, and I'm somewhat ashamed of it.
>>11105219
they have babies now
>mfw dabbing
>>11105235
Fucking Dubstep ruining everything
>>11105214
Monsters, low cognitive ability. Primal. Instinctive Am intelligent. Aware. Thinking. You. Terran organism. Slain zerg forces, could eradicate armies. Would deem impossible.
Can make even greater. Sample requested. Will give back. Better.
>>11105242
Spider Menace harasser public!
>>11105253
Not all are that dumb. Demons are intelligent. Just evil.
Like said, am accustomed to such battle.
>She flicks the claw on her arm shut again, folding her arms.
You want to take part of me. Make in to..."you"?
>tfw but to Shimakaze (male)
I feel no shame
>>11105284
wat
I wonder what playing TTT would be like with you faggots.
>>11105293
I think it would go pretty well.
>>11105293
>tfw used to watch Chilled Chaos play that
I fucking forgot about that desu
>>11105281
Accurate. Consume essence. Inside me. Can touch it, weave it, spin it. Make it great. Will give it back. Enhanced. Improved.
Kill yourself, Kamina.
>>11105293
It would just be kill on sight.
Jump lightly jump lightly
>>11105319
And part of your kind. I hold belief. True improvement is brought on by the self. Not from outside in such ways.
>>11105312
he still does it occasionally
>>11105348
I DID NOT KNOW THIS
IT IS TIME
TO BINGE WATCH HIS VIDEOS
AGAIN
>>11105357
Have fun. I watch his shellshock videos and some of his minigolf. He's fun.
COME ON BOUNCE
>>11105293
What is TTT?
>>11105380
trouble in terrorist town
a g-mod game
>>11105346
Declinement. Am dissapointed. Resulting organism, comparable to Queen of Blades.
You. Mention monsters. Foreign organisms. New sequences possible. Information requested.
>>11105380
Trouble in Terrorist Town. Activity native to Garry's Modification.
>>11105393
>>11105402
Oh, neat.
>>11105380
>>11105407
Please sir, can I have more memes?
fun fact:
the color of the bread ties tell you when they were baked
>>11105407
true neutral master race
>>11105413
Sure, pal
>>11105407
Chaotic Neutral reporting in
>>11105424
Aaaah, that's the stuff.
>injects some more memes
>>11105429
Last one before heading back to work
>>11105407
Neutral Evil. Most efficient.
>>11105407
>Players are a group of terrorists, at the start you are designated as either an Innocent, Detective, or Traitor. It's the role of the Innocents and Detectives to root out and kill the traitors, while the traitors have to kill the others. Traitors can earn goodies to help them out by purchasing specialized gear, as can the Detectives.
>I've got what vaguely resembles a bread box. We have a plastic container specifically for bread with a bread-shaped lid
>>11105402
You expected anything else? For shame.
What about them? They are monsters. Varied, greatly.
http://poal.me/g4xkup
>>11105312
>I forgot about that good dumbass
>>11105293
>It'd be pretty memey
>>11105456
You don't have the edit with the B?
>>11105442
>4 people voted yes
So who are the 4 democraps among us?
>>11105471
It's Kamina shilling his cult. Ignore it.
>>11105471
purplenigger reporting in
>>11105471
>not thinking islam is the religion of peace
Peace is achieved when everyone who disagrees is fucking dead, muslims just like to speed up the proces. They deserve the title
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>>11105471
>Hating the only religion that is taking a stand against western degemracy
>>11105500
>He complains about western degeneracy, using tools made by westerners, on a site made by western degenerates, for western degenerates.
>>11105514
Is Europe western even though it's on the other side of the world from America?
Europe's not directly on the other side of the US at least.
That's more like the pacific between india and africa
>>11105523
West of the Asia
>>11105523
Western countries are pretty much the northern countries on the north hemisphere + Japan/Australia/New Sealand
>>11105440
Information invalid.
Little activity. Will return to work.
>>11105535
>>11105541
But isn't America closer to Asia's east?
Actually, depending on whether I move it to the left or right part of China, the measuring tool snaps over the east or west, so it's kinda on the opposite probably
>>11105546
Image forgotton. Am displeased with self.
What's your favorite mixed drink, HG?
>>11105556
milk tea with lemon juice
>>11105556
Rum and coke
>>11105541
>>11105553
Actually western/eastern countries are more about culture and philosophical systems than location/economic development of said countries
>>11105546
Should have asked more specific questions. Goodbye.
>>11105556
Martini. And no, it's not a vodka martini you heathens.
>>11105561
Mine too, though I've got a weakness for long island/Texas tea
>>11105571
Thinking about it, I've never actually had a martini
Alright, I have nothing else to do, so post characters.
>>11105594
it's me the bones man
>>11105594
spears nigga
>>11105594
Evil Abed
>>11105594
wording vague
>>11105594
>>11105594
Is this an entry post?
>>11105630
>>11105680
You have no idea how impossible it is to try and recreate medieval characters in xcom
>>11105691
will do
Any class you want? (Ranger, Sharpshooter, Hacker/Medic, Grenadier, Psioperative)
>>11105594
Jaws
>>11105594
Nana
>>11105711
No
Just post avas or characters you want me to recreate in xcom
>>11105712
I'll take the mosr evil class there is: Medic that only heals himself
>>11105594
Tails
>>11105720
Ok
>>11105712
If you want you could just re-create his face
I'll pick Sharpshooter
why is jam so goddamn delicious
>>11105776
sugar
>>11105788
i see
tell that sugar that it's fucking delicious
>>11105803
That sounds like a bad pick-up line.
Over the last 2 weeks, 143 games were hosted.
>>11105819
one ever two hours on average
>>11105810
eyy bby
are you sugar?
because not only are you sweet, you look like ur fuckin delicious
>>11105819
So only about 10 games per day?
>>11105836
And they usually last an hour on average
>>11105728
>Medic that only heals himself
That concept sounds hilerious
>>11105862
>Face D
>Parted
I read that as Pace D and Farted
>>11105819
that's more games then i would expect from a place that is supposedly dead
>>11105836
>>11105839
>>11105871
the average wait between games is ~69 minutes
>>11105874
nice
>>11105874
(assuming the average game lasts 75 minutes)
>>11105874
>obligatory lol 69
>>11105871
It's not taking into account the quality of the games, the response of the audience and the amount of shitposting though.
But yeah, dead it is not.
>>11105874
>69
>>11105741
Wierdly theres no headphones prop, so his a cap and headset ok?
>>11105594
Maximum DongerDrive
>>11105594
>>11105758
>When you have to work with the peasantry
help i cant sleep
>>11105965
When facing a grave threat, somebody will have to be competant, the peasants sure won't be.
>>11105948
Johnny's trying to get dem foxy resistance mamas
>>11105594
Don't mess her perfect face
>>11106029
That's a fucking uggo right there m8
>>11105972
Why would you want to go to sleep? That's when they come in and feed off of you.
>>11106061
Shut up Beerus
>>11106068
When what comes
>>11106080
Literally who
I saw Hoshi at a Whole Foods in Daegu yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Hoshi trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of non GMO chewing gum in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the packs of gum and started SCANNING it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each pack and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>11106088
Don't say their name. They don't like that.
>>11106107
>whole foods
>Not eMart
>>11106111
Candlejack
Give me ten million dollars and I'll release my new ava
Alternatively, host a game and I'll do it anyway
>>11106151
Applejack?
>>11105733
Sauce me my nigga?
>>11106156
Blackjack
>>11106151
>Candlejack
Candlejack is the most fucking stupid meme out there, kill y
>>11106154
I don't have 10 million, ask me again in 2 years
>>11106173
Jack Black
>>11106189
Heart attack
>>11106209
Art Attack
>>11106160
A game called Otome Function.
It's been in development since fucking 2009 and it's still not out.
Suffering
>>11106230
Spank you very much
webm saved for imminent fappery
>>11106236
Always willing to help a nigga out.
Host, please.
>>11106243
I'll host after you host.
>>11106243
Show me your panties and I'll think about hosting.
>>11106275
>pretending to be a cartoon little girl on the internet
>>11106293
>Kissus parsee
>>11106258
You drive a hard bargain... What else can you offer to sweeten the deal?
>>11106275
I don't think so. I need more of a guarantee than just thinking about it.
>>11106298
>Not wanting to be the little girl
>>11106322
I'll brew ya a right good cuppa afterwards
>>11106322
kys shion
>>11106332
>Implying I'd ever play another magical girl
>>11106331
Now you are speaking my language.
>>11106332
Swing and a miss.
>>11106352
Host please.
>>11106366
Ah you know I would but... I really think I'd need somethin' in return, ya know? I'm not just gonna go outta way for free.
Besides, there's not even anyone here to join in.
>>11106415
Not anyone?
First 24
Magical girls and oldfags are banned.
>>11106428
Zer0
>>11106415
Name your price. I'll enter it 24-48 times if I have to. And you know as well as I do that people are just hiding... Waiting for an opportunity to strike.
>>11106428
Lord Beerus
>>11106428
Normal non-magical girl Tomoe Mami
>entry
>>11106428
Captain Luna
>>11106428
Crown Up Guy
>>11106428
Can't flimflam the Zimzam
>>11106428
Hiita the fire charmer
>>11106428
Edgy Goat
>>11106428
Uguu~
>entry
>>11106428
Goro Akechi
>>11106426
Yeah, nobody. You hard at hearing or somethin'?
>>11106446
My price? Hah, anything I want from the Great Mami-San...?
Tempting, really tempting.. But it looks like someone else went for it anyways. I'm sure it's a totally real game and not a prank at all, so have fun with that!
Later.
>>11106474
broken dick syndrome
>>11106428
Jerry
>>11106428
Robert Baratheon
>>11106428
Steve Albini
>>11106415
>Yomika lets out a whistle to point out that she is, in fact, here
>>11106428
Yomika
>>11106428
Professor James Moriarty
>>11106428
Squidward
>>11106428
Organic Listening Device
>>11106428
Nitocris
Check it
Five minutes for swaps
>>11106428
Sanae from Kantai Collection
>>11106483
>Zer0 motions out to all the people that have suddenly come out of the woodwork to join the game.
That is nobody?
I am not hard of hearing,
but you may be blind.
>The assassin is pleased at his quip against Kyoko, as his helmet projection reflects: ":)".
>>11106537
>>11106483
>>11106481
>>11106454
>>11106450
>Attempts to charm
>>11106544
>J'Tia
>not Lawreeesha
>>11106551
Kys
>>11106555
Check'd and denied
Skipped game posting results
Congratulations J'Tia Taylor!
Thanks for playing.
>>11106428
John Laurens
4 more
>>11106548
That would be Suzuya
>>11106537
>>11106483
>>11106481
>>11106454
>>11106450
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>>11106592
Aquamarine
>>11106537
>>11106483
>>11106481
>>11106454
>>11106450
>Attempts to make you rethink your life
I'm a shape shifter
At Poe's masquerade
Hiding both face and mind
All free for you to draw
I'm a shape shifter
What else should I be?
Please don't take off my mask
Revealing dark
>>11106620
pic made me choke on my drink
thanks m8
Oh, you're still here?
And doing nothing it seems. Great.
>>11106607
Cirno got FAT
>>11106620
>>11106630
Unfortunately in old EU canon Elan had a relapse
>>11106551
kys baron
>>11106644
>abolishes your EU canon
>>11106428
Noroi
>>11106639
>Yomika waves from where she sits, flashing a smile before pointing at her erhu, starting to play. At least she's doing something, for what it counts.
>>11106592
Betty the Absolute Madma'am
>>11106620
>>11106601
>Keked
>>11106661
Come back!
I'm gonna fuckin' throw up
swaps are okay I guess
>>11106710
Oooh dang. Too slow.
>>11106705
Oy Hi'ita m'love le's pop on ova' to tha pub 'n 'ave us sum 'air o' the dog n' sum fish'n'chips me gut's all topsy turvy offa' them bamboozla' shots ya know wut ah'm sayin'?
>>11106710
>>11106694
>>11106694
>>11106735
done
>>11106731
T'p k'k
>>11106710
Begin the slaughter
so I can dance with the dead.
A tango with death.
>>11106710
Ha! You fell for my ruse.. I am, in fact, a magical girl! In your game! I was lying!
Onwards, to victory!
War code or something
>>11106746
I hate you.
>>11106748
>>11106750
Well well. Looks like I'm not too late after all.
Hahaha!!
>>11106780
Yyyyyyoink!
>>11106780
fuck i'm not rping to this
>>11106780
>Hey man, you asked me.
>>11106838
Don't ever speak to me or my mami-san again
>>11106812
nobody's making you do anything. Just watch for all I care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7qkQewyubs
>>11106780
Hmmm... Time to rewrite history...!
>>11106821
nice fake hoshipost
>>11106851
So much sand... As far as I can see...!
>>11106731
>K'k h'rd m8
>>11106851
No snooping allowed!
Yeah that's right, shun that fucker zer0.
>>11106851
>The assassin "fishes" by shooting his pistol into the lake at random and fist-pumping to himself whenever a fish with a fresh bullet wound bobs to the surface.
>>11106899
I guess I'm spending the night in a magic camp.
>Betty pulls out a large book and starts reading.
Woohoo.
>>11106780
>>11106851
Hm.
>Yomika elects to take a break of sorts from the running, slowing down as she approaches a river.
>She spends a few good moments examining it, eyeballing how strong the current is, checking the water's temperature. After that, she dusts her hands off, and slowly wades until she's a bit more than knee-deep in the water, waiting for something. Suddenly she lunges out with her hands, plucking a fish straight out the water, before turning and making her way out the water again.
>>11106899
>Despite her best, silent attempts to get to share it she's rejected, so she finds somewhere else to clean and cook the thing.
>>11106899
I suppose it is better than freezing to death...
excuse my lack of commentary but I'm on the verge of death apparently.
Gomenasai
>>11106955
There we are. Evenly split three ways. Best of luck to the both of you!
>>11106899
>Zer0 might have attempted to incapacitate the goat, but it was far too edgy for even him to get near. He spends the night observing the animal from a distance via sniper scope.
>>11106955
>Zer0 shakes his head when he hears the pony's demands.
There is no challenge
in putting down a good horse.
>Then, he points off to a random point in the horizon beyond Luna
Giddyup, pony.
>>11106955
Take your time Ramsay
>>11106955
Ugh...
I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS
Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming
Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come
Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger
and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD
HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING
I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES
and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn
EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS
YOU FILTHY DOG
GO HOME
FUCK KOREA
NIGGER COUNTRY
>>11106987
I can tell you it isn't Ramsay
>>11106987
>Ramsay
I've never been so insulted in my fucking life
how dare you?!
Everyone's just kinda dead. I think we lost like half of the remaining tributes on this slide.
Jesus christ.
Hoshi I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these games that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about RP or cancer. Always with BOOKER.jpg and Asuka hentai. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.
What does the way people RP their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the games? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM HOSHI! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!
TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "RP and hostingh.
>>11106994
So that makes you Ramsay.
How are you doing, buddy?
>>11107010
Think I permanently fucked up a few fingers in my right hand but otherwise pretty fucking great. You?
>>11107024
Yeah, I'm doing well.
>>11107003
I was not cut out for war...
>>11107035
Awesome. You keep being you, whoever you are.
>>11107003
A three-on-three fight
with evenly-matched squadrons.
We drew the short stick.
>>11106955
>Another section of the river from before. A few hours' travel and she finds the place where she had caught the fish from before. Figuring that it isn't coincidence-and that they've learned from that little display, Yomika procures a rough, bare-bones fishing rod from somewhere, sitting down and getting comfortable.
>>11107003
>Or rather, the trio sit in a bit of silence, enjoying a mutual solitude. She gets tired of it eventually, rising and leaving once again with a brief wave.
>>11107043
fuck you and your gay ass rare premiums ramsalt
>>11107042
you're cut out to be my wife
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.
>>11107058
Someone is jealous, Shion. Haven't bought any premium tanks in ages though.
>>11107058
This again?
Hmmmmmmmmnope.
>Betty poffs out of existence.
>>11107070
did I hear premium?
premium bias comrade
Rule. No hangout threads huh?
And what good was that going to do anon? Force people to stop posting on a board as an admin on that board and if they want to get into a game on that board they have to wait, staring at it until a thread suddenly pops up and they're allowed to post again?
Having no HO Threads does no harm than you claim having them does.
And you're in no position to be bringing up Morpheus when you're proposing more extremes than I am.
Every recreational internet community is what people want to give to it, you fucking idiot. That's the whole point. Nobody gives a shit what you think it is an IRC Chatroom or whatever, it does not matter and does no good for anyone.
This place can be someone's internet home, their hangout, their toilet, their place to talk to people, the people here can be their families, friends, rivals, and people they can rely on when they have nothing else. The games can be a hobby, a passtime, something to get popular from, something you can use to express yourself.
Fuck you
Fuck your enforcement
Fuck your "Going to shit meme"
Fuck your shitty grammar
Fuck your shitty rules
Fuck your trying to define what this community is to the people who cherish it more than you do
Fuck your hairless underage cock balls
Fuck the doctors that committed medical malpractice when they let you live when you were born
And Fuck your mother.
>>11107070
War Thunder is better anyways, kid......
>>11107091
But my favourite premiums are not even USSR :^)
>>11107093
Based junior detective removing the horse cancer.
>>11107093
Not going to argue.
>>11107058
I could possibly trade you for some more equipment... Or use you as leverage for a treaty...? I've never had a prisoner before.
STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES.
EVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET?? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7.FUCK YOU. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON /k/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT. MEME THIS. MEME THAT. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE. NO.NOOOOOOO.NO. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE.WHY? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT.NO. STOP THIS NOW.
>>11107093
Yeah? Well so is ur mom HA GOTTEM Xd Haven't played War Thunder in ages. Any reaosn I should try it agian for a year or whatever?
>>11107101
false. all premiums planes have a premium bias
>>11107093
Ah, I have plenty of horror stories to tell! How about this one story about a witch...
Everybody hates Yomika apparently. I dunno why they seemed alright.
>>11107123
>Planes
We're talking about World of TANKS you fucking dumb fag
>>11107121
No
>>11107123
>>11107130
What he said. Anyway, it probably pleases you that my top 4 favorite premiums are all German, 3 out of 4 being tank destroyers :^)
>>11107130
Thanks I'll make great use of it.
>Betty discreetly tosses it away.
AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.
>>11107135
yeah somethin somethin german steel
>>11107155
toss this away
>>11106982
Ayy, sorry for not replying. Something came up.
>>11107058
>Yomika offers a friendly little wave, before climbing straight up a tree, leaping to another, and is gone from there.
>>11107130
>It seems her luck has run out. She wonders to herself as she lies on the ground what she did to anger them, besides run away from the man in self-defense.
>Yomika can't think of anything but boredom, and sighs to herself, shrugging ever so slightly with a "so be it" smile on her face.
>>11107164
>>11107164
Ily Shion. Even tohugh your choice of magical girls is atrocious as always
>kissu
>>11107130
Another one down! Just a few more to go...
>>11107168
It's completely fine. I'm still here if you want to respond.
>>11107164
Eh...? Over there? ... I don't see anythi-...! Oh, they're gone...!
>>11107174
Lets hear your list then cunt
If I see Homura in the top 3 I'm gonna find you on Discord and fucking tear you a new asshole until I pass out
>>11107190
W-Well fought... Everything is going dark...
>>11107190
Back off, I need it!
>>11107176
>Apparently not caring too much about the fact she's bleeding out, Yomika offers a little friendly wave of good luck at the only person who actually spoke in her presence this entire game.
>>11107190
Mami
Madoka
Kyubey
>>11107210
>Mami returns the wave, regretting what had to be done, before being killed herself.
>>11107212
>Madoka
Consider your life choices.
>>11107210
Hey it's okay, you'll probably get more chances to RP during primetime
This is dead hours
>>11107199
>covers with a blanket
>>11107227
Suck my dick, kike. She's cute! CUTE!
>>11107232
I'm not even joking when I say you have the worst taste in magical girls that I have ever seen.
Go sit outside and think about your life.
>>11107210
>>11107173
Stop trying so hard faggot.
>>11107227
Are you implying Sakaya
>>11107227
>>11107232
Fuck you I also like Madoka, she's so pure.
>>11107227
>>11107256
Sayaka*
>>11107250
Coming from the guy that fags worst madoka that's fucking rich. How much is a coil of rope in USD? I'll Paypal you it.
Kyouko > Mami > Sayaka > Homura > Madoka
This is the objective correct list, if this is not your list you should adjust accordingly. Thank you.
>>11107181
Will you forgive me if I don't? I'm still not completely back. I only checked in.
>>11107284
Oh yeah, of course. I don't mind.
>>11107276
>Kyouko
>Best anything
Do you have a feeder fetish? :3c
>>11107293
cutie LF
>>11107276
That's some proper bad taste, not gonna lie.
yeah I know this game was really uninteresting but, it's asgore's fault that it even happened so blame him.
Gib cures for hangover
>>11107043
don't log out when I only greet you then.
It's pretty rude
>>11107307
Killing yourself and your shit taste, it's the only remedy.
>>11107315
Your face is rude.
S-sorry.
Real correct Madoka list:
Madoka > Sayaka > Homura > Mami > Piss > Turning into a witch > Kyubey > Madoka Magica clones > Precure > Asuka from the reboot movies > White Supremacists > Shit > Furries > Kyouko
>>11107320
That could work
>>11107225
>The girl sits back up after a while, shrugging wordlessly. It's just how it is at times.
>>11107227
>Yomika can only laugh quietly under her breath, shaking her head. It doesn't bug her that much.
>>11107254
>She ignores the voice in her head, she'll do whatever darn well pleases her.
>>11107307
>She's slightly surprised that one of the few people she met during the game is the winner, and offers a slight shrug to her and the host in turn.
>>11107327
>Asuka from the reboot movies
That one got me.
>>11107327
You chose the words that would hurt me most
>>11107326
Oh.
>>11107329
Thanks for hosting lad.
>>11107307
Congratulations.
>YOU HAD ME PICK A NUMBER HOW IS IT MY FAULT REEEEEE
>>11107329
Thank you.
I wish Mami was my ___________
>>11107357
mommy ^///^3
>>11107364
t. Kyouko
>>11107355
Since when is there a sailor zero?
>>11107357
Sister
If dubs we get another game.
>>11107382
maybe next time.
>>11107357
Mentor
>>11107373
Replaced Sailor Pluto
>>11107397
>>11107382
ASSIST
Kamina stepped out of the Gurren Lagann with a towering erection to make the 9/11 towers jealous. His dick scraped against the ground as he went to the apartment of Ruby gloom. He entered the apartment and say Ruby standing there without any pantaloons on, bent over, displaying an ass. Kamina ripped off his pants to reveal a 32 inch weinerschnitzel with 25 inches in girth. He stepped over ruby, sweating at this point, wondering if she could take such a luscious and anal tearing cock. Kamina cobra-clutched, or Steiner Recliner for you WCW fans, Ruby, his cock balls deep into her tight tight bootyhole. Kamina went into the kitchen and came out with a cucumber extra, shoving it into her throat to shut up her screeching. Ruby Gloom shat all over Kaminas cock, but unknown to her, it was his fetish. He punched the shit out of her, caving in her skull, shoving his shit covered penis into her throat to clean it off, teeth and all. When he took out the penis, it was scraped up and bloody. Then, Kamina went to the kitchen again with a cleaver. Kamina chopped off all of Ruby's limbs and cut her throat, pretty much killing her. She pissed and shat herself at death, so Kamina threw her face into the shit and started ramming the fucking hell out of her shithole. Kamina had an idea. He cut off half of his penis, putting one half into her AIDs vagina with shit in it and the part still atached to his body into her shit-drizzling fartbox for maximum pleasure. Kamina felt a tingle and drowned Ruby Gloom's corpse in cum. Then he heard a rampant yelling from all the dick fuck sex he had with Ruby. He stepped into the he and Ruby's baby room. There was there tiny child named Simon, Kamina's beloved babboo. He took condoms he would never use out of his pocket and wrapped Simon's head in it, suffocated him.
THE END
>>11107437
t. ICP
>>11107450
Are you going to clean it up?
We get another game now right?
HG goes to the Gathering of the Juggalos when?