haha i hate myself dick fixations edition

1st for i hve no friends

second for constant urge to commit suicide

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Third for everything getting better with time and effort.

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Suffering. God damn getting drunk only ever makes me angry anymore.

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>>11104650
you speak to me in ways anon

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Sometimes it awfully feels like I'm cursed
Nothing positive keeps happening to me (and if it does, it's like only once in a few months) and things just go wrong in unbelievable ways
Friends usually mention it from time to time if I'm legit not cursed just from seeing what keeps happening to me

Only reason why I haven't killed myself yet is just because I don't want my best friend go into a mental collapse and do something stupid

Anyone here ever have the issue of being horny but all porn just doesn't seem nice?

>>11106362
get some succ

>>11106362
Try to take a break from porn. Even the most vanilla shit is pretty good after a few days/weeks without anything.

i've got a dick fixation

>>11107097
Come touch mine.

>>11106822
My bf is long distance sadly.

>>11106876
Might, I'll do a few days of avoiding porn and fapping when I want to with nothing. See if that makes going back to using it better.

>>11104433
>have had a legit dick fixation ever since i can remember

What the fuck, so does being fixated to dick make you depressed or some shit?

>>11108432
I don't think my dick fixation has any correlation to my depression

>>11108784
Sorry, it just looked like they were being associated with each other.

>>11108826
they might be indirectly associated if you're gay and live in certain parts of the world

>>11108953
Shit, man. Too real.

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>>11107806
I'm not even gay I just associate dicks with masturbation, ergo pleasure

>>11107552
>bf

Faggot.

>>11109656
doesnt that mean that you would 69 a guy?

that makes you gay dude

>>11107097
Hey me too, wanna touch dicks?

Damn the thread's slow this morning.

>>11114692
morning?

you must be Australian

what's tomorrow like, futureman?

>>11114831
I am a future man from Australia, come in my kangaroo ship to tell you the future.

9/11 2 electric boogaloo happens which is pretty rad.

Other then that the future is boring.

>>11111870
who draws these? i've seen a couple of these around but can never find the original artist

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threads a bit sloo today

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SURVEY TIME!
What meme or memes you fell for?

>college is a must
>a family will make you happy
>depression is only attentionwhoring

>>11117000
checked
>long distance relationships can work
>you need friends to be happy

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>>11117000
>you're smart so nothing can stand in your way

>>11117096
>long distance relationships can work
This hurts so fucking much.

>>11116894
Which I find odd since the Discord is pretty slow too.

>>11117000
>you have to get married and have kids and live the same way as everyone else, it's just what you DO

glad I caught that one more than early enough

>>11117000
>Study what you're passionate about in college

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>>11117147
>you're smart

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>>11117000
>aspergers is a gift
>you'll even out as you grow (weight)
>mom fucked a mongoloid looking ass fucker so i got genetics memed

haha fuck

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sdkfh

blaa bloo

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>When the futility and hopelessness of your situation sets in just right.
>And then you have an anxiety attack.
>Just right.
>And then you can't talk to anyone about it because it's just one of Those™ things.
>Just.
>Fucking.
>Wrong usage of memes.
Universe just straight up says I can't do anything ever.
Haha.

>>11117000
>do what you enjoy for living
I enjoy being a NEET

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>tfw want to vent in these threads but find it too hard to vent feelings without making a fucking blogpost.

>>11119394
Theres a vent thread that's mostly blogposts if you would be more comfortable with it there.

>>11119394
I enjoy reading these blogposts

>>11119394
Do it anyway, friend.

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>>11117000
>just bee yersalf
And then I get called out for being twisted, cold and cynical. Usually by the person who dispensed with the meme to me in the first place.
>>11117147
>>11117231
>>11117242
>>11119244
All of these too. I fell for every last meme like a dunce.
>>11118735
>When the futility and hopelessness of your situation sets in just right.
I get that everytime I get off my nightshift, a real fuckin' laugh riot I agree wholly and completely.

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nighty night

>>11119394
>tfw I want to vent but I can't think of anything other than I fucking hate myself

>>11117000
I fell for the college meme.
For a year.
Dropped out and now I'm in the trades. Much happier and wealthier than I would be otherwise.

Ugh, felt ill and had a nap but now I feel worse.

Ugh.

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>>11117000
>go to a small college where you dont know anyone, you will male lots of new contacts there
>go live in the dorm, you ll make lots of new friends there and will defenetly not hace panic attacks about leaving your room
>you are smart enough, you cant fail

>>11124027
>that image
But who do I matter to? Why won't the people I matter to actually say I matter to them? Why am I just to assume that I matter to someone? Why don't I matter to the people I want to matter to? Why?

>>11124089
You read that wrong. It clearly says you dont matter, give up

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>>11117000
>"No matter what happens, you'll always have your family"

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These threads got slow for sure

>>11117000
college

Haha

I don't actually hate myself

>>11111870
moar

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sometimes i wish i didn't win the sperm race

>>11125519
i have no idea what the source is though

>>11125529
moar

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>>11125545
is this what you want

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deadest thread

>>11126206
WTPO sounds like a band I'd like.

One of the best strips and it's an early one.

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i'm bored

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Is it normal that the only time I feel the physical urge to sleep is when I'm in class and need to pay attention?

>>11109407
why is ass-eating suddenly everywhere

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>>11128595
you should try it some time

>>11128595
the gay mafia

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>>11128595

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>>11124606
9/10

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>>11128625
People ask "ass or tits?" like it's the only two options. Thighs, man. Find me a good set of thighs and I will change my voter registration and forward my mail to those thighs.

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>>11128884
I like bellies and laps, they're the comfiest parts of the human body

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how do I stay awake for 10 more hours

don't say coffee because coffee is just a placebo

>>11129393
go get some sleep anon, lack of sleep isn't good for you

>>11117000
>a firm handshake is all you need
fucking boomers

>>11128884
When I was young the question was always legs or breasts.
Good legs are needed for a good ass, otherwise you get all these weird disproportionate looking drumstick looking women.

>life is a magical precious fairy-tale journey, isn't life great?
for YOU, maybe

>if it makes you happy it will make him happy too!
haha

>>11130362
Wew. That's terrible advice.
Sorry, anon.

>if you work hard and keep a smile on your face, you'll be rewarded
Promotion is just a glorified despotic favoritism game in America and has nothing to do with skill or hard work

>>11130680
This. I've worked at a shipping company for 10 goddamn years and I still haven't gotten any type of promotion. However, a guy that worked here for 6 years just got upgraded to being the manager. Fucking bullshit.

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>>11130509
i havent even told him about it yet
but after a minor mental breakdown last night its not even making me happy anymore
just like everything else ive tried
might as well try and summon satan or some shit to fix me
more fucking likely to happen than anything else at this point

>>11117147
>>11117276
>HURR DURR YOURE SMARTM
The more they told me how smart I was to guilt trip me about fucking up the dumber I felt. Years later it doesn't matter how smart or dumb I am after telling me so many times "I could do anything I set myself into" cause I ended up doing jack shit for years and that will continue to be so until I die

>>11130744
What's going on, anon?
We can talk about it if you'd like.

>>11117000
>If you're smart as a kid, you'll be smart as an adult
This fucked me up so much as a kid. I thought I didn't have to try because I was so smart, so I got lazy and almost never did my homework. I couldn't break the habit until my freshman year. Fuck the american school system.

>>11129393
Play video games

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>>11128884
>People ask "ass or tits?"
And I always answer: "The whole fucking woman."

>>11117000
>you will do something with your life

>>11128625
boobs are for children
that is their only purpose
any obese woman can brag she has ddddd++++ tits but can't boast they have a healthy looking ass
ass signifies good estrogen and character, a well exercised butt is the sign your partner is ready to work to keep it, not just eat like a whore and claim they're "thicc"

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>>11130838
Just me being a depressed loser, really. Or something, I don't even know anymore.
If you've been in the last thread and/or the vent thread you probably know most of it already, if not uh, trying to fix my body, lose weight, some other shit, figured out it's gonna take too long to get what I really want, thanks /fit/, had an episode by myself, realized I'm a fucking idiot that always does/decides on things far too late, severely questioning a lot of what I say/have said, just kinda wanna dig a hole and die in it right now.
Too bad I don't have a shovel.

And now, looking back at my conversations last thread, I'm doing exactly what I was told would fuck everything up. Nice. Good job, me.

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>>11132072
Oh, definitely. It's a totally different point, but a more important one. I should say that more.

Also, her adventuring companion-ness.

>>11132206
i know how u feel anon. sorry to hear my bro

>>11132206
Oh my gosh, you're cute boy!
Duuude!
Do not give up!

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>>11132527
Yeah I just, everything is back on the other end of the "enjoying life" scale again.
That and I'm just confusing the hell out of myself now.

>>11132610
Yeah, hi.
Not planning on it, just, really need to find a way to speed things up, and get some other things, which is probably going to have to involve coming out to my mom. About everything.
And that's gonna be Fun™.

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Possums
How do you keep your friends from being sad/how do you cheer them up?

No gifts because my debit card is fucked and I don't work

>>11132936
Oh, I see. What kind of things do you need?

>>11132983
>How do you keep your friends from being sad/how do you cheer them up?
Just talk to them and be there. A lot.

>>11132983
I used to have a friend and he sort of said "You're right!" to my advice but then wouldn't follow it and make his problems worse on his own. So I started yo just play vidya with him, mod PC games to make them stupid and break them, that made him laugh. I also cooked for him. He always licked the plates clean so I assume that works better.

>>11132983
Just spend some time with them, play video games, watch some anime/movies or anything really.

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>>11132983
by not having any

>>11133211
This

The only downside is the never ending loneliness that makes you want to end it all. Haha.

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>>11133019
God knows what for dietary nonsense, uh, probably a treadmill if we got rid of ours over the billion moves we've gone through, pills and stuff or whatever, just, gonna let you piece that one together, not hard to figure out what I mean, just don't really want to talk about that here. Or in general really, but, yeah.

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>>11133369
oh please, grow the fuck up.

these threads are slow because it's always the same fucking regurgitated statements from sad edgy faggots who think the world is a big meanie head and doesn't give handouts. that or faggots who aren't really depressed but think they are and think it's "cool" to say "i'm so sad".

>>11133537
Ohhh, right.
I wish I could help you out more, anon.
I'm sorry.

>>11133547
I hate to be jaded, but you're not wrong. The quality of the threads went from people actually helping with issues to "It's okay, nothing you did was wrong and it was everyone else's fault".

Another thing is people asking the same questions every thread when they have obvious answers. Disusing how to actually work towards solving it is good, but just hearing the same general advice over and over won't help you do it.

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>>11133825
Yeah.
It's fine you've helped a lot as is dude.
You're a cool guy.
I just need to figure everything out, talk about it with my boyfriend, and, whatever comes after that I guess.
that and chill tf out.

>>11130744
>>11132206
>>11132936
>>11133537
>>11134078
>Avatarfag being a total faggot and attention whore
Checks out. Also stop being a fucking retard and expecting immediate results. Holy fuck.

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Do you remember when the losers in this thread knew they were the main cause of their failure, mental issues and shitty enviroment notwithstanding?
The Clem remembers.

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>>11134640
That's a pretty rad clem. I want more clem and awesome possums, less everything else in life.

>>11134640
I knew during the period when my life was shit that only i was capable of changing for the better.

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Went to my first rave recently. I am too old for this. People there were cool and i have never seen that much drugs in one place but the whole thing is not for me.
Had i been a teenager and i might have been able to enjoy it more and probably would have wanted to go again. I get tired when it's late these days and i need to eat regularly and balanced otherwise my body gets fucked up.

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Friend recommended me some pills that apparently make you super productive and hyped up, but when I took them it didn't really do anything to me, other than make me calm down
Apparently they are supposed to give me anxiety if I suffer from depression and anxiety problems, so I started taking them again so that the rush of impending doom would make me at least somewhat care about my exams

Turns out I've been eating over the shelf ADHD medication and my friend did an adhd test on me (he wrote thesis on add and adhd), and it turns out I do indeed have ADHD

That's really funny that I discovered that I do actually have a learning disability at almost the end of school, yet nobody believed me when I said that I might actually have something like that, and told me not to be ridiculous when I said I want to get tested (short term memory loss is not considered learning disability here)

Better knowing late than never I guess

>>11135009
Sorry for bad grammar but it's 2:30 am here and my brain melted from too much math

>>11135009
>Friend did a test on me you gaiz, I totally have it xD am kewl right?
Fuck off, lemme guess, you took an autism exam online too

>>11134817
how old is too old?

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>>11135474
The eternal 4chan question.

>>11135474
The people i went with are as old as i am and they can clearly handle it better than i did. They are not too old for that, i am.

>>11134640
The world has inexplicably hated me in particular ever since I can remember, I don't get how that's my fault

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a little story from work today
>supervisor is doing audits
>cross paths with him while getting carton from cigarette closet
>he points his audit gun at me and pretends to shoot me
>"hah, you're dead"
>"if only."
>"damn, anon. you need a hug?"

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>>11134640
I remember when people were downright proud of how much of a fuck up they managed to be simply because of the interesting experiences associated with having done so.

how do you love someone? I have never been "attracted" to anyone but I really really dont want to keep living alone. i feel like i would be happier if i could make someone else happier. maybe im wrong and high off lack of sleep, idk.

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>>11138064
stop hanging around shitty people, anon.

it's a really, really hard thing to do but that's all there is to it.

I lucked out, frankly. but remember that if you're a pleasant person to be around, people will gravitate to you. being a person is a skill, and it takes practice.

of course, when I say "lucked out" I mean "got invited to a good IRC channel, IRC channel bullied me into going after a job, job panned out, brute-forced social interaction from (very informal, mom-and-pop) job, built on that" so it may not be the best advice.

just...go out and keep trying. also, if you can muster up the energy, excercise. riding my bike helped clear my mind up, a LOT.

I probably wouldn't have listened to this when I started out, but, yannow. you do what you can with what you have where you are.

and remember-if you try being a better person with the mindset "haha, I'm gonna fool all the normies", hey, you're still trying. I ended up becoming a genuinely decent person.

anyway, have an 80s wizard. chin up, you'll get through this.

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>>11106362
>tfw you realize you're experiencing touch starvation

>>11138360
thanks man. I do hang out with really nice and good people who make me happy and i make them happy, but they all have their own interests and go their seperate ways. I do have a part time job where i talk to people all day, but its mostly just old people, since i work at a grocery store right now.
I will try getting more excersise, im not unhealthy at all, but excersise doesnt hurt much i guess. thanks

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>>11138388
>some nights i wrap my arms around my chest or stomach to emulate someone cuddling me
>this makes me cry without fail
s-same

>>11128254
Intrusive sleep, my dude.

>>11129393
Energetic music (I suggest the Bonkers series, M1DY, Pendulum, Venetian Snares, lapix, The Prodigy, and Lab 4) and something to focus on helps a lot.

Why are you trying to stay awake, Anon? Fixing your sleep cycle?

>>11103639
I bet this boat knows parkoar

>>11138484
hug a pillow. it doesn't help MUCH but it's a lot better than nothing.

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>>11139144
This

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>>11139170
>tfw you realize all your image macros are a lot more optimistic than you usually use

Welp.

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>>11117000
>coming out will set you free from yourself doubt
>your family loves you no matter what
>go to college

>>11117179
idk it works for me dude, ive been living with my bf for like a year now and we met online

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>>11139438
Bah might as well
>bf wants me to come over because his grandma wants to see me and enjoy more time with him
>tfw parents freaked out that I was visiting my bf the other time and it got so bad to the point where my own mother threaten to call the cops on us if I ever visit him
>tfw states apart
>tfw scarred from last time to tell them Im gonna see him again very soon
>tfw forgot to write down my days off for work before my manager wrote the schedule and now I gotta beg my GM to let me have those two weeks off
>tfw been very down in the shithole this whole weekend because of all of the stress

>>11138484
this worked at first but now it feels like I'm patronizing myself

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>>11139438
>tfw your mom accepts you, even the sick shit
>tfw she supports you in all things
>tfw you finally get along after fighting constantly for almost a decade
>tfw you stop getting off to as much sick shit
>tfw she has a stroke and dies out of nowhere

I

I was being a good person, world

why did you do this to me

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>>11117000
>college is a must
I mean, I got an actual degree in something that legit requires such to even qualify to do it, so I got that going for me.
It's even a field that is desperately hurting for workers, so I'd really have to fuck it up to not get hired anywhere.

Now if I could just pull myself out of my depression that I apparently picked up during college and actually go find a fucking job I'd be set.

oh god

why is this so hard

I feel like even more of a failure because I am so fucking close to not being a failure

>>11117000
>your parents always know/knew what's best
>there is a point to life
>the world is just

>>11139587
Eh, I was just burned by it once before.
I mean, we ended up living together, but still.
I could never do long distance again.

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>>11134640
Well yeah. I take everything way too seriously and I have a perfectionist attitude that I only reinforce, even when I know I should be trying to curb it. This holds me back at every job I work at. Of course I'm to blame. And yet in direct opposition to that, outside of work, at home, I'm the laziest fuck there's even been and I leave everything to the last minute and even then I don't do it. I'm a fuck up. Through and through. An abberational mess of half and half of two different people, quiet and cold in public, vocal and aggressive in private. I'm a failure. The dead end of my bloodline.

>>11135009
Hate to rain on your parade, but ADHD is one of the most misdiagnosed disorders. I know quite a few people who had the same idea when they took ritalin or adderall from a friend. The truth was they had deeper, more serious issues such as schizophrenia. You should get a diagnosis from a professional before you jump to conclusions.
Also ADHD is a learning disability, but it's no excuse for failing your classes. You can easily overcome it by making a conscious effort to focus and practicing self discipline. I know, I've struggled with it since childhood.

>>11139989
*ever been

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>>11139394
Woah your right..

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>>11139723
Sorry for your loss. At least you were on good terms with her.

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My family deeply disappoints me. They have changed their lives so it doesn't offend others. They say it's to ensure they don't get randomly attacked by people who take offense to them. I say it's cowardice. By changing who you are and what you stand for to please others, you have submitted to their will. They will say all day long that they haven't submitted as they symbolically lay down and get stepped on. They say they are free because they can speak their mind in their home. That's not being free, you have just convinced yourself that the prison that you fashioned is a wide open field. It doesn't make it so. Like I stated before, I'm not saying they have the right to go out and be obnoxious about themselves and push it on others, but hiding it constantly for fear of reprisal is not the proper way either. Fear is natural, but submitting to that fear and going out of your way to give in so that fear subsides is not right. I guess what they say is true, good times create weak people.

>>11141620
Changed what? No context makes this sound like you're a tremendous faggot, which might be the case either way.

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>>11141620
Weird copypasta. It's not nearly vitriolic enough for my taste.

>>11141620
>They say it's to ensure they don't get randomly attacked by people who take offense to them.
If this is a legitimate concern and not just their paranoia then they have a valid excuse, otherwise I agree with you.

>I guess what they say is true, good times create weak people.
Then stop being a crybaby about it and fucking do something, have you tried telling them how you feel?
Have you tried maybe talking to them about it to try and find out why they're so scared of getting attacked for their opinions?
Have you tried reassuring them that they're allowed to have differing opinions as long as they're not obnoxious about them?
There are probably other things you could try too, I'm not particularly smart but I managed to come up with those three right off the top of my head.
I'm going to fuck off after this post because I need sleep, if you reply I'll reply to you when I wake up.

>>11140109
Not earlier Anon BUT ALSO if you don't know that you have something you can't work around it. Not knowing that I had ADHD fucked me up in my personal life for a long time, and my school never interrogated it because I was smart enough to brute force my way to a perfect GPA.

Since I've moved onto higher academic fields (and been diagnosed in the meantime) I'm way happier and way more productive, now that I know what I'm dealing with. While I agree that other anon SHOULD definitely see a real doc, self dx is a common first step that you shouldn't fault people for using. And yeah, ADHD is misdiagnosed sometimes, but still exists. Don't fall for the GMO mom meme.

possums
I'm high as fuck and have $20 i want a cheap pocket pussy

>>11141717

We are southern so my family has had the Confederate flags a symbols all around. In fact, I grew up around them. We don't hate people, but we do disagree with others. But now, with all the chaos involving Confederate items, my family is simply abandoning it all, for as they say, safety reasons.

>>11141736

I talked with them and all they could do was yell and my mother started crying saying that she was afraid that I will be murdered because I'm proud of my southern heritage. She said that I had to think about how me getting hurt would affect them. They say people are stupid and when they see us having the flag out in any way, they might attack because they don't think. They even went as far as to say I shouldn't even talk positively about it because, let's say I was at a restaurant and someone overheard me, they might get the cook to poison my food. I'm not fucking kidding, my family actually told me that.

I told them if anyone comes onto our property to try anything, we have guns to get them out. They told me no, they wouldn't dare because the law might rule against them if such an action occurred. What then, is the point of owning a gun if they refuse to use them for protection if the time comes? I'm literally jumbled with how this happened. My family raised me with these ideas, raised me in the traditional manner, but now, they have lost it all in what seems like mere days.

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>>11141838
Do you have a coupon?

>>11141620
>>11141842
Dude, like what the fuck. I don't even have an opinion about this cause it's all so dumb. Are you from the fucking 1800's or something?

This is the single dumbest thing I've ever heard, like to have an argument about. Just do whatever, if you die that's cool.

>>11141857

no:(

>>11141930
I'm going to bed

>>11141838
Chink shit is your only option
Pocket egg pussy on aliexpress
Will definitely give you dick cancer

>>11142298
Would there be any good way to get cancer that doesn't involve money? Asking for a friend.

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>>11138561
So how do I fix that? I want to study again.

>>11117000
>college is a must
now i owe $1,000 that i don't have because of someone else's mistake :^)

>>11141838
just use my butt idiot

>>11126206
So these two dating? I hope so Clem could use a nice guy like ben. They got any backstory?

>>11143532
I started eating iron and magnesium suppliments with my regular diet for about a month before college began. Now i feel sleepy at about 22:00 every night.

>>11143532
>>11144301
oh and some vitamin D too.

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>>11117000
>family is the most important thing in the world
>money is the most important thing in the world
>love is the most important thing in the world
>career is the most important thing in the world
>your religion is the most important thing in the world
>having children is the most important thing in the world


I am a cynical nihilist asshole just wishing for peace and sweet death

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>>11139733
>tfw in a country where college is free
>tfw government actually PAY me to go to college
>government provide me with lodging during said education
>tfw have two PhD's because of this
>could get a well paid job and live on it for the rest of my life
>keyword here being "could"
>just going out of bed is a mental chore

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>>11117000
>you need to man up and bottle your emotions
>you should never burden another person with YOUR problems
>if you give it time things will get better
>you should feel guilt from your pleasure
>anything thats not work is not worth your time or attention
>everyone has value, you have value
>if you don't go to college the family will disown you
>there is a point to life, everyone has a path
>your appearance isn't important, people will see the good inside you and look pass that
>The amount of work you put in will be equal to the reward you recieve
>karma exists, people get their just desserts
>people care about you
>You can absorb more horrible shit happening to you because your an unfeeling man
>If your a man, your not supposed to have emotions
>never let them see you cry
>never cry
>always want to die

>>11141838
Mood Exciter off Amazon.

Be careful, there's some that are being scalped for $100.

>>11144350
Rick and Morty knows how it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_qvy82U4RE

I realized recently that I'm the world's lamest hedonist, and I'm fine with that. I've got terabytes worth of free fanfiction I can read whereever, a lot of it superior to published works; I know where to find pretty much anything not in theaters I want to watch, and lots of free games. The rest is just figuring out what you want to eat and drink while you distract yourself from the grave.

>>11144662
>actual porn of ian
wew

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>>11139723
No tears, just hugs.

Does anyone have that picture of the possum in the pile of leaves, with text over it about applying for a job?

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The eclipse was way cool possums.

>>11143925
i wish
>>11147052
i got to see it a few hours ago. i'm in CA so it was only 80% or so but still very neat. the shadows were the coolest part imo.

>>11147566
I was like 94% and it got down to the smallest sliver, barely darkened everything like it was behind a nonexistent cloud but it was kinda noticeable. I would have driven the few hours to get the 100% if I didn't already know that the roads and what not would have been nuts from people going to see it.

>>11147604

Same in my area. Still pretty dope.

today was my first day at university and I commuted all the way there only to find out that every concievable parking space was full

So I parked about 3/4ths of a mile away, walked all the way there, only to find out that my class was inexplicably cancelled for no reason

I drove home just in time to watch the eclipse and make some good out of bad only to realize the sky was completely covered in dark clouds and I couldn't see shit

And now I just found out that my credit card is being declined because who the fuck knows

sad time

>>11147052
I didn't see it at all. I'm sad

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>>11147052
sixty-something percent here

it looked like it was both sunny and overcast at the same time, like there were very distinct sunlight shadows but everything else was gray and cloudy. I don't know if that's because of the eclipse or I've just never noticed it before

kind of reminded me of when movies shoot nighttime scenes during the daytime but then shade them to make it look darker but you can still totally tell the sun was out

>>11147052
fuck I forgot that was today
it's not like I'd see much of it anyway even if I did remember, it's been nothing but clouds overhead today

>>11148178
they should've sent some kind of notification

so i have a group of friends that im considering dropping out of and cutting contact from

i dont even talk to most of them anymore because theyre all doing stuff i havent really cared about for a while and i feel like most of them have probably just forgot that i exist

should i try and keep in contact and talk about stuff i care about or should i just leave and let them have fun without me, since me leaving wouldnt make any difference

>>11144662
I kinda feel like a good dicking would solve 90% of my bitching.

>>11149170
Instead of basing your decision off of how it would affect them, I think you should base your decision on how it would affect you. Do you enjoy talking to them? Then you should stay in contact. If talking to them makes you feel worse, then stop.

>>11149411
ill have to think about it some more then

thank you

>>11149376
same

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>tfw moment of bliss sitting at my pc eating cheese and watching youtube in my pyjamas

>>11148178
I'm sorry anon that sounds really annoying. i hope nothing bad happened with your card.

>>11148378
the coolest part about it for me was the shadows. they all turned into little crescent shapes.

>>11149411
lol talking to anyone makes me feel worse

>>11104433
I have a huge complex about my dick size. So I actually have a dick fixation.

>>11150433
Interesting.

>>11117000
>You're really intelligent
I don't really feel it, besides, all the time me cruising and not trying in high school left me ill prepared for college.
>game design course
changed that after a second semester, then went into animation for a few semesters
>joined military, the medical is great and they can help you with college
5 years in, I've only had time for one college course.

Eh, one more year, and maybe my life will get back on track. At least I might be able to get some good psychology help here in a lil bit.

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this thread interests me

what are y'all listenin to

>>11152266
John Lennon.

>>11152266
lofi chill hop and early Car Seat Headrest

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>>11152266
Perturbator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6cGmH2yM

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>>11152266
https://youtu.be/RLi2MjkDBz0

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>>11152266
https://youtu.be/xaRNvJLKP1E

Haha I haven't wanted to kill myself this badly in months haha

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>>11152266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxf42bgD6zU

https://youtu.be/J9-cqXA1ZiY

>>11152513
I like you.

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For once, I am at peace. I think it's because I finally made a choice.

I will never have sex. No matter what happens, I will never allow it to happen. I have decided to make myself an asexual. Because I realized, that sex is never worth it. No matter what people will say, it's never worth it. It's a good thing I am a virgin because then I will never know what I missed. That is for the best. I will purge what sexual thoughts are in my mind and ensure that I do not seek anything out any longer. It's how it must be.

>few years ago, start asking mom about who my biological father is
>tells me she was drunk and he was a just friend
>it was a one time thing she said
>don't really give a shit since he was never there
>now, trying to figure out family history, starting to run into problems
>ask mom, find out got a family history of depression, alcoholism, Alzheimer and dementia
>ask a lil maybe we can get some info from bio dad, just for medical shit
>start to get the full story, im the only other person she's told in the past 28 years
>not friends, family, or husband
>she was blackout drunk and he date raped her
>she still had me, loved me, nurtured and raised me
>mentions some of the things she felt, sounds kinda like manic depression
>asks me if im feeling suicidal
>told her no, despite thinking of suicide for the past 8 years
didn't have the heart to tell her, but she keeps insisting to visit me and help me out.
I wish I could help me more.

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>>11152894
You will make for a fine grand wizard.

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>>11152894
Reverse psychology won't work, anon.

>>11153027

Unless I remove it. Then it won't matter what happens, it will be an impossible act.

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>if i fall asleep at night i wake up 2 or 3 hours later and physically cannot fall back to sleep
>if i fall asleep during the day my family wakes me up every single time to bother me about some stupid inane shit a la "take the dog outside" or "what do you want for dinner"
guess i'm not allowed to sleep haha

>>11148178
>today was my first day at university and I commuted all the way there only to find out that every concievable parking space was full
Haha same. You weren't missing out on much by missing the eclipse. Staring at the sun is only fun for a minute.
You wouldn't happen to attend school in Illinois, right?

>>11152894
But why?

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>>11149376
>>11149579
It would not. The dick without love is a hollow substitute for happiness. Like a drug you will eventually be consumed by the need for dick, no better than a crackwhore.

If you can, find a man; Treat him well.

>>11153973
that doesnt sound terrible

>>11153973
My man is an ocean away and I can't snug him I hate it

>>11153668

Because I have failed. Time and time again, I have failed. And the pursuit has made me miserable and hateful. So it is best just to abandon it altogether as I was most likely never meant to get to that point.

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>>11154534
Can you go into detail as to what these failures were? How and why did you fail?

I can hear a big loud flying insect somewhere in the house and I have no idea where it is

>>11154875

I am six months from being 30 and I have never even seen another human being naked in real life. I had a girlfriend a few years back and despite being with her for almost a year, the most I ever got was a kiss. She once tried to initiate something more when we kissed by grabbing my hands and placing it on her butt. But I didn't do anything further because I was afraid that she wouldn't want it. I ended up breaking up with her because she started messing around with illegal substances and I'm damned if I'm going to be wrapped up in that insanity.

Most days, I don't want sex at all. I just want a woman with large breasts that I can fondle and suck on. If I could get that, I would be quite content. But despite me searching, I come up empty handed. I have even gotten to the point where I would pay a woman for the privilege of having my way with her breasts. Nothing.

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I can't sleep because my balls hurt
I hate you all

>>11155356
How is this our fault?

>>11155386
it's not
but i'm still angry

>>11155417
Why do your balls hurt?

>>11155516
Maybe it's because I keep bottling up my emotions and repressing my anger, which then manifests itself as pain in my balls.
Why do you fucking think?
It's because I jerk off to furry porn too hard.

>>11155681
That's what I thought, but I didn't want to assume anything if it was something more serious.

lost all my porn
sad cause im almost sure i can never get some of it back
rughg

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How's PAR today?

>>11155681
pfft haha
maybe give your balls more hanging room so you're not rhythmically hitting them?

at least it's not a torsion

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i have daddy issues

>>11155804
it can also be blueballs

I was dumb enough to accidentally tie a knot in one of my vas deferens a few years ago and now if I edge for more than half an hour my balls complain at me

>>11155894
so do I fellow PAR2fag!
Do you want to talk?

>>11155894
Most of us do.

>>11155894
Tell me more, anon.
>tfw someone with that image added me on Discord but hasn't been online since.

>>11155771
>>11155946
I'll kill you.

>>11155985
Why would you do that, fellow PAR2fag?

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>>11155985
At this point just completely ignore him, the only reason he's doing it's for attention.

>>11156009
I know, but I actually know who it is and where he lives.
He's an idiot.

>tfw i dont know what PAR is

listen, i just wanted to post a cigarette smoking, straw sucking possum and whine about how i get validation from men old enough to be my father fucking me cause mine left when i was a kid. you guys are just fucked up man

Why don't you just dox eachother and get it over with?

>>11156055
>Avatarfagging while complaining about PAR
I mean I hate them as much as the next person, but it's not like you're doing much better dude.

>>11156066
It's a long story no one wants to talk about, at this point I'm dropping any talk about it for tonight because it's never good.

>>11156115
>ywn be stabbed in the eyes

;________;

>its another PAR complaint hour
whyyyyyyyy

>>11144220
Been a while since I read them, but from what I remember, they're pretty much just fuckbuddies. I also remember getting vibes that the racoon knew he was too old for her and didn't want to start anything too serious with her. Just living the tailend of his youth.

>>11156136
maybe if you keep bringing it up, it's better to just fucking drop the subject because it always ends badly, like the other anon said
so different subject now, how has your day been anon

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thread is being derailed or something so here is another good comic

>>11156066
I like older dudes too.
And yeah, I don't know either, man.

>>11152894
Now you just jinxed it and you are gonna get raped

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>>11156136
It's PAR for the course with these threads.

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>>11156428
Oh, Carlos!

Also my bf's sister killed herself, what should I say to him about this? I'm stuck for anything but "I'm so sorry".

>>11156443
"You gonna eat that?"

>>11156443
I think that's fine as long as it's sincere. People cope with loss differently, so maybe let him know you'd be willing to listen to him (if you're comfortable with that.)?

>>11156468
Heh. He does come here sometimes so I hope he doesn't see that.

>>11156473
I think he knows that, because we talk about a lot of heavy stuff to each other. I'll remind him I'm always ready to chat though.

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>>11156443
"I'm so sorry." is fine. You don't need to say much. There's not really anything you -can- say to something as awful as that. Just being there for him as he grieves his own way is what's important.

>>11156468
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i have a problem
i keep ejaculating on my belly
then having to change shirts
how do i get aroused me to save on the laundry bill

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>>11156510
>Just being there for him as he grieves his own way is what's important.
The worst part is he doesn't seem that sad, obviously he is and his grieving process is a quieter one but it makes it hard. I whisper it'll be okay to someone who already knows it's gonna be okay.

If he was like me and got sad by getting really dramatic and crying all the time I'd know what to do, but now I've got to deal with quiet.

Also I feel kinda bad for his family for a completely different reason. Now it's only him and his mum and he's gay so she'll never get grandchildren, I never worried about it for me because I've got 2 siblings but I feel like everyone who had kids they love deserves grandchildren.

>>11156599
take your shirt off or aim for your mouth

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>>11156643
>I feel like everyone who had kids they love deserves grandchildren.
ow

>>11156673
Sorry dude. My family kinda raised me with the whole close family stuff because we're part Greek. So I was always taught nothing's important then having family and that family is literally everyone with a single drop of blood that links you somewhere.

No grandkids in your family's cool as well, depends on the family I guess.

>New job
>First day went OK, like the work
>Anxiety telling me I'll fuck this part-time gig up
fuuuuuuck

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>>11156643
Is this a long-distance relationship or do you know him in person? If it's the latter it would probably help if you gave him more physical affection when he needs it.

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>>11156647
brains like
"you know what sounds hot? cumming in your mouth"
then the second you ejaculate the brains like "the fuck eww why on earth did i think that"
it happens ever tim

>>11156715
have you told PAR, fellow rayfag?

>>11156743
Long distance sadly, hoping to get him here or me there sometime soon though.

>>11156747
it is pretty hot.
just eat more fruit and keep doing it, it's an acquired taste.

>>11156747
That's what they all say at first, eventually you'll be a walking cum dumpster though baby~

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>>11156804
>>11156818
I'm recently 23 and i have been trying to do that shit since i was 11
i can't
i always think i can but i can't

>>11156838
stretch and practice more, or just like, cum on your hand and lick it up.
yoga may or may not be helpful for cumming in your own mouth.

>>11156804
also celery, it makes the bitter flavor less intense

>>11156749
Fuck you, stop trolling, etc.
To the rest of possum thread, I'm sorry that the troll dragged another thread's shit onto your lawn again.
>>11156838
May I ask if the issue is the physical positioning, or the taste and texture becoming unappealing once you climax?
>>11156913
Hmm, I knew about fruit, bu not about that benefit of celery. Thank you, Anon.

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So i go for a jog every other day now and after three weeks now i finally start feeling a lot better while doing it and u really anjoy the feeling after. I think after this settles in some more i will start to look into getting a healthier diet.
>finally feeling a little less like complete trash

>>11156838
I'll lock you in a cage everyday until you eat a bunch of cum, after that I'll let you out. Maybe it'd train you to have positive association with eating cum?

>>11156749
>>11156934
Can you both fuck off?

>>11156749
>>11156934
How about both of you fuck off?

>>11157009
its not like i'd miss anything

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>>11156981
Proud of you, anon!
Keep it up, friendo!

>>11157019
>>11157021
Someone's getting jinxed now.

>>11157022
You'd miss my dick baby.

>>11157019
>>11157021
Can we stop with the fucking hostility?
This place is a shadow of its former self.

>>11156934
What's your job, dude?

>>11157073
Private tutor, working for a small business.
The pay's not bad - I start at $10/hr, and that goes up once I clear training - and clients come to the building rather than me having to drive all over to get to them.
I don't mind working with kids, either, even though I don't want kids of my own.

>>11157094
Gotcha. You west coast or east coast?
West coast kids tend to be easier to work with from what I've heard. I'm training to be a surgeon so I mostly get adults. Tomorrow I'm possibly live putting a central line in on a 15 year old girl so haha hope I don't kill anyone.

>>11152266
fast funky stuff from macross 82-99 to get me energized to clean up my apartment

>>11156934
Pineapple is especially good, for what I have heard.

>>11157124
West coast, and primarily advanced students trying to keep or enhance their edge, so motivation isn't a huge issue for most students.
I'll primarily be teaching math, and it's up in the air as to what grade level I'll primarily have.
As for the surgeon training, I have faith in you, dude, and if the team's trusting you with that work then they do too. You can do this shit.

>>11157269
Ahahaha, math is difficult. Just find a way to make it entertaining. That's what works in most cases.
Yeah I'm not too scared I'll have back up in case I freak out but it's like.
>Have to wear at least four pairs of gloves
>Have to make sure I take them off at the correct time.
>Have to stick a tube up a 15 year old's arm.
>Also have to make sure I don't twitch while doing this.
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>>11157134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSJAAo1uNY
forgot link

>>11129393
Loud noise, mental stimulus, exercise, high energy food, alarms, bright lights. I don't recommend it though.

>>11157315
Heck, dude. I've got most of this down, I just need to not fuck up and disappoint the boss.
It's a part time gig, but it's a position of employment from which to look for a steadier job and/or a side hustle, and I have a lead on a side hustle doing taxes (Jan - April ).

How do you cope with the 9AM-19PM dread of the office?

>>11157401
You get off work at 7pm?

>>11157410
Yeah.

>>11157419
I just try to get to bed at a decent time so i dont find myself staying up late trying to delay the inevitable

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Do you like pic related?

>>11157851
Yes. I also like you. c:
Have a good day, friend.

>>11157965
That's not what i was asking but thank you regardless.

>>11157989
Ah, so you meant suicide then?

>>11157989
>>11158015
S-sorry, anon. I was just hopeful that you meant the show.

>>11157851
Todd i best character. I like the show but it can't go on forever so i am worried about the quality. Would have been fine if it ended at s3, will watch s4 anyway.

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>>11152266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGpFcHTxjZs
I like her music and i think Mad Max 3 is the best one of the bunch.

How do I get rid of the constant feeling like I'm just a bother to my "friend" and the haunting dread that he will give up on me for real one day?

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>>11156715
It's your first couple of days, so there's not much to worry about bud. No one will be surprised, pissed or shocked if you fuck up a little at the start. Learn to laugh at your fuck ups, its better to just keep moving forward when things go wrong, while also learning what you can from the mistakes you made. That way you can avoid screwing up like that again. And if you don't fuck up, then they'll be pleasantly surprised. Do your best. It's all they could ask of you.

>>11158741
Remember that you're his friend. Friends bother each other sometimes, there can be temporary lapses in interest in each other. Extenuating circumstances and personal issues can throw up walls. But at the end of the day, you're still friends. Why do you think you're bothering him? As in, what are you doing that might be bothering him?

>>11159673
I'm a useless person.

>>11159767
Really doubt that. You can type and use a computer can't you? That's useful. Friends don't need friends to use them. Friends need friends to feel happy and wanted by them, to have someone to talk to and share things you like with.

>>11159848
>>11159848
>>11159848
HERE YOU GO DWEEBS

>>11157401
Ideally, you find a better job.

Functionally hahahah who the fuck knows