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Aww poor kass, next scene is probably going to be him going hog-wild on a bowl of clams

not to plug but if anyone could give me feed back i have two OOPS fics and would like brainstorm suggestions for more if anyone has any ideas


Yinglet Maids [romance,dark, yinglets, OOPS]
https://pastebin.com/Pz36Dn7s

A Reason To Leave [human(m)xbaxxid(f), romance,OOPs,nosmut]
https://pastebin.com/nsz07h6j

thank you

>>11090661
So, oysters, raw oysters, are small-scale orgasms in culinary form for yinglets? That's... kinda weird, honestly. Interesting, but kinda weird.

Only oysters I've ever had were fried, and they were only really, "not bad," if I'm honest.

I want to disassemble fancy lad

>>11090811
perhaps a human child why is friends with yinglets or a human who is raised by yinglets.

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>>11091144
Barbecued oysters with butter garlic sauce is really good.

on an unrelated note. They say oysters are an aphrodisiac, so maybe its effects are just amplified on yinglets. If that is the case, does that mean other aphrodisiacs would have a similar effect?

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Usually the patreon is good at hiding their power levels...

>>11091779
>barbecued oysters with butter garlic sauce

I've heard, but it's just a case of not being somewhere near enough the coast to get good enough quality oysters. I'd make the damn things myself if I could. Simplest thing ever, right? Dump butter garlic sauce into the things after they're open and let the heat from the sauce boiling and the fire cook it from both sides, yeah?

>>11091815
sorry but i dont understand the comments.

>>11090661
Jesus, Isher is so damn adorable.

>>11090661
>Kass: I'm sad.
>Elim: Let's go gorge ourselves on junk food until we forget all our problems.
>Kass: Okay.
>Lopin: weh

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>>11091934
>comment #1: open proclamation that you jerk off to this

>comment #2: coy implication that you jerk off to this

Welcome to the OOP fanbase

>>11090811
Okay now I know I've been working on my comp sci classes for too long when I see
>OOP
as Object Oriented Programming.

He brought bad optics to the Trump administration with his nazi larper type shit. I'm glad he's gone, just a huge distraction like Flynn.

>>11090661

Wait, why does he wear a bra thing?

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>>11093569
Lopin wasn't ZHAT bad...

>>11093941
because he/she doesn't want to be topless.

>>11090661
I was wondering when there would be a thread.

I hope there's a scene of Kass opening the oysters and actually giving some to Lopin.

It's not a shipping thing, I just want to see Lopin become more enamored with Kass or more flustered by kindness being bestowed upon him.

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Skut

>>11094763

might as well be a fedora

>>11094763
Seeing things like this makes it a shame that the official comic isn't lewd.
Makes me wonder how Kass and others would deal with intimate relationships.

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Let's get this shit started


Once a thread people

I want to take Kass to a secluded cabin on the ocean near Seaschelt. At low tide we'd spend hours combing the beach for wild oysters, some as old as 25 years and as big as your hand.

We'd shuck them together, I'd be careful to make she she didn't eat any before they were all done.
Then we'd slurp them down raw with a squeeze of lemon and a bottle of muscadet.

Maybe then she'd be happy.

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>>11096998
And another

>>11097072

> I want to take a self loathing alcoholic on a winery tour.

>>11097624
oyster addiction is the least of Kass's worried at the moment

Where do you think the new fancy hat is right now?

>>11098635
Being sewn back together, stronger than before, and fancier too

>>11098760
Fancy Hat II was never destroyed though. He was holding it during the questioning earlier.

Did someone tell him it was bad manners to wear a hat indoors? Not like that stops Ran from doing it though.

>>11098822
see>>11097354

Ran cares not for social mores

He's a dick in canon, too

Just a heads up, OOP threads are no longer getting deleted on /co/.

>>>/co/94743910

>>11099097
yeah, they're just all slow as fuck

Did val make the text smaller this time?

Something seems different about the speech bubbles, and I'm not sure how I feel about it

>>11099270
I didn't notice anything?

I dunno, maybe it's because there's a lot of dialogue in this page

>>11099209
Makes sense. We haven't been able to have an OOP thread in months, and there isn't very much to discuss with this update. I'm sure it'll pick up by the next update.

Stupid sexy scavs

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>>11100706
What do you guys find appealing about them?
They're cute, but not conventionally 'sexy'

I like their happy-go-lucky attitudes combined with their gleeful capacity for lewdness. Also, it's easy for me to self-insert as a perverted human who prowls for scavs and fulfill their human-centered fetishes.

>>11090661
Wow, the /co/ thread did get killed at any moment.

Fucking cunt. /co/'s mod just woke up. Faggot banned me too.

>>11099097
...gone...

Please mods, we were being good in that thread.
Don't punish us for enjoying a great story, please.
D:

>>11101913
Don't even bother. We have a massive fucking faggot hotpocketing /co/.

Dammit all.

SO AS I WAS SAYING

We'll probably see Isher and Lopin interacting a little before then.
It'll be interesting seeing her come to terms with Lopin since she pretty much blamed him for what happened to Kass.

Lopin giving Kass oysters despite really wanting them for himself might pave the way to Isher being on better terms with him.

I don't know if I got a reply or not.

Global 8 Countdown check.

I wasn't even fucking complaining you dripping cunt, I was stating blatant facts! >>>/co/94751741

Raw Oysters are incredibly high in Zinc, protein, and other minerals, and given their tooth which is obviously for shelling, it's not surprising that they crave shellfish.

>>11102059
Do you think they also require the shells? Sometimes you need to feed chickens smashed up oyster/clam shells to keep the eggs they lay from having thin shells.

>>11096998
Okay. Someone's gotta tell me where I can images 12 and 13 of this since it wasn't saved in the archive.

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>>11101860
It lasted a lot longer than any of us were expecting

Welp

I was going to write that lewd Yinglet Maids story but >>11090811 beat me to it

I'm open to suggestions, but here's my idea list so far

Single Scav Seeks Human: Yinglet uses a dating service to score some human dick (should the Ying be male or female?)

A Helping Hand: Anon takes a shortcut through the mountains and takes a fall. He wakes up, arms and legs broken, being tended to by a Yinglet healer and her helpers. infirm lewdness ensues.

Stories to Tell: Anon attempts to steal the Indrel's fabled royal jelly. It doesn't pan out. Anon finds himself cocooned and held at ransom by the Indrel, hoping to prey on human compassion in exchange for a bit of coin. A familiar face appears


Let me know which one you guys want first.

>>11102022
You didn't.

Isher will probably start liking Lopin very soon. 1) Lopin is almost impossible to hate, the fancy fuck 2) Isher has a very happy and pleasant personality. I really can't see her holding a grudge, even over something like this.

>>11101913
Drives me insane though.
I only post on OOP's 'cause most of 4chan sucks IMO.
There was no porn whatsoever, and *poof*...
I am dissapoint.

Anyway..
Glad to see more lore involving the lesser yings!
Probably going to be months before we actually see one.
I have some theories on why they hate each other. Let me sleep awhile first though.

>>11102087
well, here's a link to one of them
https://e621.net/post/show/1104171/2017-anthro-big_ears-black_and_white-clothed-cloth

>>11102084
A possibility. Are Yinglets egg laters?

They don't seem to have the mechanism for crushing the shells with their teeth, and they are demonstrably bad tool makers.

As a species, actually, we seem to be seeing them in a 'transitory' period, a link between a dumb animal and an intelligent creature. They're obviously sapient, but their mental capacity is still low, but you occasionally get fits and starts where it's clear they understand SOMETHING is happening, but not why, which is why they try to imitate what they see.

In a few thousand years, they might be as smart as a human child

>>11102084
I think they make use of all the shellfish in one way or another

They're a scavenger species, they make use of everything they can because they don't have the luxury of saying 'ew gross'

>>11102122
>she can't blame him for turning Kass into a yinglet
>she will hate him forever when she notices the effect he has on Kass's yinglet hormones

>>11102128
>There was no porn whatsoever, and *poof*...
>I am dissapoint.
There's no logic or reason behind it. /co/ has a Nazi Mod right now. It's /tg/ v2.0. There's some cunt with "power" that breaks all of the fucking rules to suit his own whims.

Unlike /tg/ however, Nazi Mod is apropos. . Fucker goes nuts on anything that involves stuff that isn't human, but /pol/ threads that don't even have the tiniest relation to /co/ stick around for hours.

>>11102175
That's actually a good point.

>>11102101
Indrel story sounds awesome! There is always time for lewdness later.
Please, give me nightmares anon.

>>11102143
>Are Yinglets egg laters?
if you mean layers, yess
Yinglets have eggs, not live births

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>>11102101
I'll vote for anything involving best girl.

>>11102132
Oh, found the other one easily enough. Should have looked there first. Thnaks.

>>11102216
I fucking love that image.
Yannit is my favorite. If aliens ever show up at Earth, I hope they're insectoides.

Yannit and I would be BFF.

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>>11102191
>>11102216
Well okay then

Ha HAH the Indrel one will be lewd too!
Prepare the brain bleach!

Yannit doesn't have enough lewds, which is an injustice I plan to rectify

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>>11102283
>Yannit doesn't have enough lewds, which is an injustice I plan to rectify
You're doing God's work, Anon. I can't wait.

>>11102122
I think they'll have an interesting dynamic, even more so if Lopin is the first to pick up that Isher really like liked Kass since it seems like Kass never picked up on that.

>>11102143
Chickens also aren't able to crush shells on their own, but they get calcium from somewhere in the wild (seeds, insects, snail shells), so it'd assume yinglets do the same when it comes time to lay eggs.
They probably get some natural cravings for things high in calcium.

>>11102170
Sharpen the shell, use it as a knife or a spear tip.

>>11102283
I bet Ran will be the cause of this.

>>11102143
>...they are demonstrably bad tool makers.
That's through the eyes of Ran though! Layers Anon...
We are reading Ran's words and opinions on these curious subjects, if you look back you'll see that some ying probably carved those chairs the patriarchs sat on...
>>11102283
>Ha HAH the Indrel one will be lewd too!
Prepare the brain bleach!
*imokaywiththis.gif*

>>11090661
So, when is valsalia going to stop pussyfooting around and have them fuck already? We already know that's his fetish based on his tes comic.

>>11102549
>I think they'll have an interesting dynamic, even more so if Lopin is the first to pick up that Isher really like liked Kass since it seems like Kass never picked up on that.
That will almost certainly happen.

>>11091886
They aren't great, but canned ones are still serviceable in a pinch.

>>11102615
This is his less lewd work. He's vainly trying to hide his powerlevels

>>11102615
He's said he isn't going to do that OOP. Yes, it's his fetish and he doesn't try to hide that, but he's said he's making OOP as a serious story, not a porn story. Fucking your friend in porn because vagina is perfectly normal in porn. It'd be fucking weird as shit in reality. LAM is Val just doing the fetish shit he's trying to avoid in OOP.

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>>11101256
They literally have boipussies

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>>11102653
I agree with you up to here
>It'd be fucking weird as shit in reality
If any of my friends became cute girls I fuck not hesitate to fuck them. Most if not all have already seen me naked, possibly several times.

>>11091886
>I've heard, but it's just a case of not being somewhere near enough the coast to get good enough quality oysters.
I live in Colorado, which is about the most landlocked place in the entire United States. I can still get fresh seafood. No matter where you are, Anon, you can get oysters, you just have to do some research and expect to pay a few dollars more per pound.

>>11102688
Well, all I can say is that you seem to have a unique relationship with your friends.

>>11102615
He makes the LAM comic specifically to vent all of his fetish urges into so they don't bleed too deeply into OOP.

Or at least that's what I remember what was said.

>>11102616
The team up to make Kass notice Isher.
The makings of hijinks.

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>>11102716
I pity the friendship that doesn't involve the occasional nudity.

>>11102741
I don't know how to argue with that. Maybe I've never had a truly good friend because we've never engaged in sword fights, despite not being gay.

>>11102719
Oh fuck. I just thought of something. If Isher and Lopin are friends, and Lopin helps expose Isher's feelings for Kass, then Kass is guaranteed to have a nightmare relapse. He'll realize he had pussy willing and eager for him, and now he's not only a scav, but he doesn't even have a dick that he can act on that revelation with.

>>11102769
I don't mean we give each other brojobs or anything. Just been nude jet-skiing and skinny dipping and stuff.
Just cause you're nude doesn't mean you gotta automatically touch cocks

>>11102798
No, I get it. It's still not something that's ever come up in my life. My friends and I are classic-style nerds, so hot-tubbing/skinny-dipping wasn't in the cards, you know?

>>11102795
No, Kass only had eyes for the stripper lady. I think he'd have some delayed reaction realization if he became aware that Isher wanted to bone with him, but it wouldn't be the nightmare relapse.

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Stories to Tell Part 1
>Interesting species, the Indrel
>Insular, but cooperative
>Humans can pay to get through their mountains, and they *do* have to get through them
>But one can’t buy anything from them, since they don’t have much use for coin beyond it’s conceptual utility
>So, they’re lousy merchants
>In fact, one of the only things they could possibly sell is the one thing they absolutely wouldn’t: royal jelly
>A borderline mythical substance, only supplied to a few lucky travellers by a drone desperate to escape, and even then only in small amounts
>It’s rumoured that the jelly, when consumed, gives humans the ability to know the thoughts and feelings of other humans, as Indrel do with Indrel
>The Emperor of Kalleg Dar was rumoured to have drank the single draught produced by the defector Indrel before she went mad
>He then promptly had his entire court executed for "loud and seditious thoughts"
>He then addressed his capital, something like half a million thinking minds, and began to bleed profusely from his eyes, ears, mouth…actually, it’d be easier to list what orifices he didn’t bleed from
>Long story short, you’re raiding an Indrel hive for the same reason that Kalleg Dar is now run by a toddler: royal jelly
>Indrel are funny critters
>They don’t talk, for one
>For two, they’re huge creepy bugs with luminescent eyes and a whole bunch of limbs that bend in wrong directions
>Luckily for you, they shed their shells and their first and (usually) only method of identification is by scent
>So, while walking right into an Indrel hive whilst wearing a discarded shell may sound easy, every time an antennae tapped and prodded you, there was a moment of abject terror
>But you made it, there it was, the brooding chamber
>You approach what looks like hundred of pale, waxy barrels, the incubators for the eggs
con't

>>11102882
No, I think the nightmare relapse would happen because he'd realize how fucking stupid his lust for the stripper was when a woman with tits larger than his human head wanted his dick.

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>>11102898
Go on...

Is Val Salia German?

>>11102963
The author himself? No idea. He was in the /co/ thread right before it died. Hopefully he came over here and can answer that question.

>>11102898
MFW this is the first thing I'm refreshing when I wake up, please continue...

>>11102963
pretty sure he's a yank

>>11102898
>If that fruity researcher’s head was screwed on right, the largest incubators would be for queens and high-castes, and therefore absolute full of the stuff. All you need is a flagon of the stuff and you get, like, ALL the gold
>You pull out a small drill and make a tiny hole in the waxy shell of the incubator, soon a steady trickle of the thick white substance oozes out and into your ready and waiting bottle
>As the bottle fills, you heat up a lump of beeswax in your hand and when you’ve taken all that you can you squish the soft lump into the hole, plugging it
>No sense in potentially killing a baby queen
>You notice a small amount of the royal jelly on your finger
>No
>Don’t
>In your mind you go over all the various reasons why sampling the brain-melting cum-looking stuff excreted by giant bugs is a bad idea
>A stupid idea
>A retarded idea
>…
>Tastes kinda spicy-sour, but also sweet?
>Using a shedding to cover your scent. You’re very clever
>Yes, I am, you concur with…yourself?
>Wait, what?
>But you made one mistake
>These words in your head are from somewhere else, along with a whole lot of mildly affronted irritation
>You turn around and see a huge, somewhat annoyed Indrel guard towering over you
>She was much larger than any drone you had encountered coming in
>That’s *my* shedding you’re wearing
>Aw shit

>>11103078
OOPs...

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>>11103078
Keep going.

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>>11102898
>>11103078

Stories to Tell Part 2
>So now you’re cocooned in Indrel webbing and wax, it’s pitch-black without your glow-stone but you can sense your guards so clearly that you may as well be able to see them
>This is fucking weird, human brains are not wired for this sort of thing
>You tell your guards that your nose itches
>They think something to the effect of “That’s nice.”
>So, Indrel can be patronizing
>Ram or whatever the fuck his name was would be thrilled
>You ask them to scratch it
>They ask you if you’re sure, you infer that if they comply with your request your nose might not stay on your face
>You tell them you’re hungry and thirsty
>They exchange thoughts with each other, the vibe you’re getting is that of malicious amusement
>They call someone and that someone comes
>She’s a smallish drone, perhaps four feet tall crawling about like she is
>She’s giving off waves of…something
>Interest?
>Happiness?
>Regardless, you sense no intent of dismemberment in her as she clambers up to you, her glowing eyes darting all over you
>“Hhhhhhiiii!” She croaks. “Khhhhungryyyy?”
>You open your mouth to say ‘yes’ when she lean forward, locking her hard smooth mouthparts onto yours
>A low gurgling sounded from deep in her thorax, followed by a rush of hot, thick paste flooding your mouth
>You try and spit it out, but her mouth has formed a tight seal around yours
>You have one option: swallow
>You do, gulping down the slurry; it doesn’t taste bad, but not good either
>You decide that if beige was a flavour, it’d be this
>The flow stops soon after you swallow your mouthful, but what feels like a tough, leathery tongue pushes into your mouth and starts moving around, exploring
>It was almost…sensual?
>The guards soon come over and shoo her away, their vibs harsh and rough
>She does so, but looks back at you
>She sends you a thought, something like "I'll be back for more
>You can't decide if she's talking about feeding you or
>Something else

>>11103427
I'mma go to bed now, I'll resume if the thread is still up in the morning

Keep it alive, guys!

>>11103650
Shit. Hopefully this is still up tomorrow. Goodnight Anon.

>>11103050
Random detour, but what is the etymology of Yank? Is it really just due to Yankee Doodle Dandy? And even then, where did Yankee come from?

>>11103760
Huh. So it most likely comes from references to Dutch settlers in New England, but by and large no one actually knows - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee

>>11090811
If you're still taking suggestions I'd really like to see just a comfy/Cute SoL based around a human child growing up with a house Yinglet (Think Calvin and Hobbs), with the bittersweet ending from the lifespan differences.

>>11101880
Report him.
You posted a clean comic in a board about comics.

>>11102101
Just cause he wrote a yinglet maid story doesnt mean you cant write one, but more lewder and less dark maybe?

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>>11102688
How come noones drawn any human male on female yinglet porn yet?

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afterglow?

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>>11103427
>force feeding fetish
>qt bug humanophile
>potential for psychic orgasm sharing

>>11105475
Because the world isn't fair

Daaaaang. I knew of OoP because of the pics Chochi drew of yinglets and that one Lusty Argonian Maid pic he did and have been holding back all this time on reading the actual comic because of how few pages there are, but now I've gone and binge read through all of it and now I need more.

The notes on culture and race characteristics are fun reads. I mean, they're just info dumps, but the world building is rather interesting all the same. And that page explaining how yinglet males mate. Mmf.

>>11102963
I think he's from Texas.

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>>11103427
Stories to Tell Part 3
>You don’t know how long you’ve been down here
>Without the sun passing overhead, it’s impossible to tell
>Could be days, could be weeks
>Even your feeding schedule is erratic, with the perky, grabby, way-too-friendly Indrel only coming when you start feeling hungry, with seemingly vast stretches of time in between
>You ask the guards what time it is
>They think some nonsense about the fish stage of the tertiary egg-cycle
>You try singing to annoy them
>You try talking to imaginary friends
>You just make sounds for a while
>But mostly you just think, mediating on your current predicament, lasting into despair, and then finding a well of strength to draw upon in an inspiring way
>You do this like five or six times
>The Indrel guards hiss something and storm away, radiating agitation and annoyance
>You’re on your own again, for a little while anyway
>Then she’s back, your feeder
>“Hhhhhelloooo” she buzzes. “Hoooow aaaaare youuuu todaaaaay?”
>You tell her that besides being held captive by a bunch of bugs for God knows what reason, pretty fucking dandy
>”Kkhkhkhkhhhh” she…chuckles(?) “Thhhhaaaat’s goooood. Dddddandy is gooood, hyeeeees?”
>So, she’s sarcasm-blind, somehow
>You ask her why she’s talking to you and not, you know, doing the brain thing
>”Hhhyou are khkhkhquieter when making moutthhhh sssssoundsssss” she said, smiling blithely “Youuuuu maaaake much ttthhoughtssss and ssssshaaaaare theeeeeem. I was tooooold to maaaaaake ssssoundssss witttth youuuu tooo…”
>shut me up, got it
>You ask her if she knows what they’ve got planned for you, since they probably kill intruders under most circumstances
>”Oh hyyyyesss!” She says, too excited “Intuuuuuders froooom otherrrr khhhhives are khkhkhkiiiiiilled very!”
>You ask why they haven’t killed you yet
>”Wheeeeen hhhhumaaaans come ttttthhhhrough the passssss we willlll giiiiive youuuuu back for coiiiiin!”
>Aw fuck
con't

>>11107171
con't
>"Hyouuu arrre thiiiiinking louuudly agaiiiin,” she said, concerned. “Pleeeease dooo not. I will beeeee replaaaaaaced ifffff you do not stooooop.”
>You ask her what you should do, no one’s going to pay much for your thieving ass and they’ll get sick of you eventually and oh god oh god ohgodohgod
>She hisses at you and thinks in no uncertain terms what the Indrel do with loud, annoying grubs such as yourself
>It’s a pretty bad mental image, but it shuts you up
>“When youuuu make mouthsoundsssss, it keeeeeps youuuur mind quiet,” she said, her concern for you radiating off of her “Ssssso maaaake them. Saaaay woooords.”
>You don’t know what to talk about, you’re freaking out
>She sits down in front of you, an excited smile on her face “Telllll meeee a ssssstory.”

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>>11102653
Yyyyyyou got it!

>>11102963
Naw, I'm a USA person currently living in Texas, which is ironic because I'm totally a cold-climate kinda person yet am living about as close to the equator as possible in the continental USA.

What makes you think German though? There seems to be a really strong German/Swiss/Norwegian reader base for The OOPs, and I've been trying to figure out why.

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>>11103078
>fruity researcher
fucking Ran, I knew he was behind this

>>11107541
Do Nordic cultures have a predisposition towards like TF stories?

A lot of Scandie folklore seem to involve it, but it's just a hunch

>>11107541
Kass needs to smile more, and by that I mean she need to be happy more
She only deserves happiness and smiles

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yes

>>11102101
i wont mind a second yinglet maid story.

>>11091227
and like i said a human raised by yinglets.
perhaps that could work as a base.

>>11107415
Hey write guy, I dont think the human hides at enclave ever got screencapped by anyone.

>>11094763
who made this?

>>11108480
I didn't cap it because when I capped the first two stories they ended up being re-posted with corrections and I had to cap them again.

So by that logic, I figured I'd just wait until the second time before capping it at all.

>>11108973
Good idea

I tend to be really drunk when I write these things

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>>11105475
because the humans dont want to.

>>11105157
I'm the guy who posted the thread, I dunno if I got a ban yet, I posted it from work. I'll find out Monday I guess. If I did get a ban, I'll let the mod team know I got banned for posting a clean webcomic on /co/. Not that I expect it to do any good seeing as how people have been reporting this mod for months now.

>>11102180
The worst part is he was targeting all webcomics with anthro characters except Critter Coven and Habits(he obviously likes those), so Endtown and Poppy O Possum threads were getting deleted as well. Then they came back and weren't getting deleted, so I thought the mod team had actually done something about him. Guess not.

>>11107541
Hey Val.

>>11102053
Funny enough, you got targeted specifically but the guy who called them hotpockets didn't get nailed.

>>11109619
I think this comic underestimate a man's willingness to score some trim

A Ying's devotion and human lust would do wonders for one's ego

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>>11107171
>>11107415
Stories to Tell Part 4
>You run the fucking gamut
>Personal stories, anecdotes, religious parables, legends, tales, and all manner of yarns
>She seems to really like fairy tales though
>Like, a lot
>Especially the part where the Prince rides off with the Princess, or any manner of romantic stuff for that matter
>The excitement rolls off her in waves whenever there’s so much as a kiss
>You finish up a story where the handsome Prince Holsten kills the Mad King Boltz and ascends the tower to marry his beautiful daughter, Princess Coarin, and rule the kingdom and a just and righteous king
>You leave out the part where they may or may not have been siblings
>”Aaaaand theeeen?” She clicks excitedly. “Whaaaat hhhhappens when marrrrried?”
>You guess they had kids who would probably go on and do royal things
>”Befoooore tttthat,” she says, pointedly. “Befoooore brood is booorrrn. Whaaaaat happenssss?”
>Oh
>OH
>Okay, so she wants you to get…explicit
>“Theeeey kisssss?” she says, hopefully
>Yeah, probably
>She leans in, clambering up the waxy threads holding you in place, her face now getting uncomfortably close to yours “Khkhkhkissss…make little huuumanssss?”
>Uh
>No
>You give her a brief run-down of the rough mechanics of the act
>“Oh,” she says, “Llllike the khkhkqueeeen and heeer kingssss?”
>You nod, shrugging
>”Ooonly tthhey get tooooo,” she says, indignant. “Onlyyyyy khkhqueens get access to fertile maaales.”
>That’s rough, buddy
>You let slip that all humans everywhere get to mate, if they can get a partner
>It’s kind of our favourite thing to do
>Not to toot your own horn, but you lay enough pipe in every town you visit to qualify as a city planner
>She’s looking at you now, eyes glowing in the dark
>“Telllll me a sssstory, Anon,” she trills, tracing a claw tip down the side of your face tenderly “Whaaaat comessss after khkhkhkisssss?”
>You and your big stupid mouth

if yinglet males fuck do they have to lay like 69 to fit it in?

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>>11111495
No, im pretty sure they can push their dick in both above and below their partners dick.

>>11111495
>>11111612
Would a human dick even fit?
I know they're stretchy, but there's limits

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>>11111441
>that pic

kek

is it bad I still want to get cocooned and ravaged by horny Indrel workers?

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>>11108788
Toxoglossa/nontoxo. Check out Book of Worms for some of their best stuff!

>>11111441
This is getting good.

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>>11108973
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10440890/
there is the thread with the paying rent story where a guy hides at the enclave.

>>11111736
Given the picture Val posted showing Ying genitals I think it
its pretty fair guess that a Ying taking a human dick would be like a human taking a horse dick.

>>11112365
So they're constantly trying with varying degrees of success?

>>11112365
Cocksleeve yinglet

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out of placers fan comic series:
learn to live:
https://umbrascythe.deviantart.com/art/Learn-to-live-670169839?ga_submit_new=10%3A1494130896&ga_type=edit&ga_changes=1

the one from shards of confusion:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/15534212

yingvasion:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/24101392/

does anyone know something to add to this list?

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anyone got those other fallout yinglet pics by a different artist?

>>11112618
oh look, another slutcat

>>11110186
>except critter coven and poppy opossum

So, if OOP gets even more shamesless waifu pandering, they'll let us stay on /co/?

>>11112734

how does this comic have fan comics

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>>11115191
Its just that good, also yinglets are like the best things ever

>>11114689
Weirdly enough, yes, probably

>>11112018
I said I didn't cap it because the first two stories got updated at a later date.

I just don't want to cap it twice again.

>>11115077
I want to hug Lippie and tell her that she is doing A GREAT JOB.

>>11112734
Everyone who truly loves OOPs should read Shard of Confusion's comic...
SOOOOOOO many cameos, could make a drinking game out of it.
His spelling sucks, especially the first 20-or-so pages, but he got better once he realized the people actually like his work.
The art kinda sucks at first too, but he gets better. I love watching artists improve, especially because I suck at drawing.

The story is absolutely fantastic. Take a chance anons, and waste about a half-hour reading the comic.
It is well worth your time I garuntee it, unless you read OOPs for the dirty stuff, in which case you probably will get nothing out of it.
Shard even makes jokes involving alternative number systems FFS. And if you love tipoids you'll love what he did...

>>11111441
I don't like most greentext stories, but this is my favorite so far ever.
I'm pretty sure the nightmares will get me tonight!

>>11090661
Ugh still doing the scav thing?
Should call it Le Furry Kobolds comik heha

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>>11118604
Furry kobolds... on stilts!

>>11118604
who do their feet smell like, I'm just wondering they probably smell bad but in a good way haha

>>11118802
Bruce Willis?

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>>11103078
wow I didn't know royal jelly was an actual thing people ate

Regardless, it doesn't give me the ability to have brain sex with giant bugs, I don't see the point in eating it

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>>11111441
Stories to Tell
>You tell of how the totally not-related Prince kicked down the door to his not-sister’s room
>”I will now smash that princess slash” the Prince announced, Princily
>Okay, you kinda suck at telling stories aloud, you’ll just think about the story and hope she picks it all up
>The Indrel runs her hand through your hair, tugging on it “Sssssofffft. Khkhkeep gooooing.”
>The Prince peeled out of his armor and his tunic, revealing his huge throbbing manhood, the Princess shuddered in anticipation, gasping and panting
>The Indrel twitched, clicking and hissing, her excitement and fascination pulsing out from her like a beacon
>The Prince pushed her down onto the bed, pulling her dress up and over her head, her large milky breasts exposed for all to see
>She clings to the webbing around you, her face practically touching yours
>Her thorax begins rhythmically thumping against the hardened silk and resin encasing your lower body
>The Prince’s hands run up and down her soft, smooth body, squeezing her tits and spreading her legs, grabbing her soft pillowy ass and pulling her hips towards his twitching manhood

>>11119739
>Her abdomen was pulsating now, rushes of air rose up and hit you in the face in a rush of strange pheromones
>Indrel breathe out of their butts?
>Whatever
>The Prince lined himself up with her ready, waiting opening, glistening with her arousal, his cock pressed against her, causing them both to gasp
>Her second set of arms unlatched from her back and dug into the resin to the sides of your head, hard dagger-like fingers digging into the stone-hard substance like clay
>With a single thrust, the Prince was inside her, stretching her open around his thick cock, her hot wet insides spasming around his hard prick
>With a guttural sound she snapped back, pulling at the silk strands holding you in place
>There was a creak, a crack, and the whole cocoon tore away from the wall in a single piece
>You collapse to the ground, legs tingling
>She stands over you, her eyes five points of orange glowing in the darkness “Anon…Hyyy may not be a queen, but I want hyouuuu to beeeee myyy prrrrrince.”
>You have to pee SUPER BAD

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>>11119757

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>>11119739
>ywn beam your lewdest thoughts directly into a bugwaifu's sexually frustrated subconscious
>>11119757
>tfw you will never be so lewd that she'd risk expulsion from her hive to get at your dick

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>>11112618
goodness gracious dat ass is ______

A) Bodacious
B) A smackolantern
C) Something that needs to be on my face
D) Newark
E) All of the above

>>11119757
I'm laughing and crying at the same time. This is simultaneously terrifying and erotic.
*upvotes*

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>>11104800
Oooo I like this a lot. It might be a little bit since I got a couple other things I am writing but I'll definitely put it on the list. So far that makes two OOPs fics i'll probably be ending up writing in the near future

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>>11091227
see>>11104800

this is probably what I'll be working on. Does that satisfy your criteria?

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>>11123515

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>>11123563
Someone should draw male yinglet on female human porn.

>>11123494
Excellent I look forward to reading it we need more cute Yinglet stories.
Honestly while I think Yings are really cute I just don't get why people want to fuck em.

>>11107652
I don't think so, at least not from what I know.
I think we all may just be degenerate furries.

>>11105475
dunno

>>11114619
Never too many slutcats.

>>11124238
You can pretty much find any scenario and any creature and at somepoint there will be a person who wants to fuck it. Humans are pretty sexually varied and adaptable. That being said I understand, I just think if anyone has been on the internet you realize there really are no limits to what people will find attractive. If I had to take a guess with yinglets its a combination of the cutess, alieness, and dopiness of them that a lot of people find oddly endearing

>>11124770
Nah I understand all that I just meant that personally I find no sexual attraction. It's like many other fetishes I've encountered I may understand that it turns someone on but all I can think is "how in the hell is this sexy?"

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Yinglets

Zis

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When you see zhe human's bulge

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So will Kass ever come to terms with his new body? Will he end up like Natani from Twokinds?

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>>11120730
Well, it's obviously A, B, and C, but not D, so it can't be E

But

YOU CAN'T FILL OUT TWO OVALS

>>11123677
Aww

I want pick her up and put her in a burka to protect her modesty

>>11126113
You need to get off /trash/ and fap to consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position. Your sexuality grows too esoteric.

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>>11126113

>>11123677
I haven't seen this image before, it's good. Matches Val's art style pretty well.

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>>11126218
you left out 'for the purposes of reproduction' you kink-shaming bigot!

>>11126774
It's "for the sole purpose of procreation," nerd. Stop culturally appropriating me.

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>>11116631
I'm not complaining

>>11124998
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Yinglets
we could really use this to spread info.

>>11126645
It was drawn by Val for shyala and they recently uploaded it

>>11123677
sauce?

>>11128766
i thought that valsalia didnt want to make any yinglet porn? or porn at all.

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>>11123677
family friendly now

>>11128919
Maybe it's a commission?

Artists will do anything for money

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>>11128919
Val drew it during a stream, but I think the vagina is edited in.
Speaking of streams, hasn't it been a long time since his last one? Or does he no longer announce them?

>>11129801
He drew the sfw one on the stream but said there was also a nsfw version he would give his friend, so that is what a yinglet vagina really looks like.

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>>11128919
>>11129346
tl;dr is he doesn't personally get off to it but "would gladly pander to the people who do"

But if he ever did, hed want to make a separate account so that the porn wasnt associated with the official OOP comic (granted, I'm pretty confident LAM burned the prude bridge long ago)

>>11123677
Yeah, no human dick worth talking about is fitting in there

>>11130070
course it'll fit, its gotta be stretchy when eggs can come out of there

>>11130101

nigga you don't think mine looks like an ostrich egg

>>11130101
wow good point any human dick has to fit.

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>>11130704
>>11130161
>>11130101
Zhe malez dont lay eggs zhough

>>11130754
zhats a cuntboy yinglet

>>11130704
Not every girl can take a huge cock just because she can have a baby

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>>11123677

>>11131541
>Not every girl can take a huge cock YET
just a bit of practice and stretching out and any grill can take a big dick

>>11131566
But most Yingladies don't get big d on the reg, and therefore they wouldn't have much practice

Human dick would hurt like a bitch for a while

>>11131684
It'd be hardcore fingering and sideways blowjobs like the picture of the yinglet with the flute up at >>11119288 for a while. Week or two at the least until she could work up to just being able to take average human size and still be just on the near side of feeling too full.

>>11131546
Noice.

>>11130070
>>11130101
>>11130704
I think >>11131541
and >>11112365
Sum up the situation. unless said Yinglet just happens to have a 'supper stretchy' mutation the only way they're going to take an appreciable amount in is going to be with a LOT of practice stretching and even then I would think hilting a Yinglet would probably damage them.

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>>11131546
one more edit

>>11132140
draw her peeing

>>11132526
no
>>11132140
dont do zhis

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I like this guy's style. He captures the crude perviness of yinglets perfectly in a charming way.

>>11132865
We need more thirsty Yinglets

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>>11126113
>>11126400

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>>11132865
this feels too cringe-side of deviantart

>>11133530
You can see ears and tail, absolute haram!

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>>11119739
>>11119757
Stories to Tell Part 6
>Holy SHIT that feels good
>You piss for what seems like five whole minutes
>You’re pretty sure you lost ten pounds with that one
>She’s waiting impatiently for you to finish, clicking and chirping in agitation
>It dawns on you that might be able to get out of this hive
>You turn around and she’s right in your brain again, thoughts buzzing
>You weigh your options
>She sees that you’re done
>Weighing your options
>She walks over to you
>Weighing your options
>She rubs up against you, her four hands wandering, caressing, squeezing
>Options weighed
>Option 1: put a stop to this chicanery right now and trust in the cream of human goodness to deliver you from a horde of insects
>Option 2: fuck this pent-up horny skank-bug and convince her to let you go
>Ha ha, yeah right!
>As a human and a bastard, you know just where most people lay on the greedy dipshit spectrum
>You fumble around, pulling her into what you hope is a sensuous embrace
>It’s like hugging a suit of warm plate armor
>And just what the fuck is that prickly shit?
>Thank god for the total darkness

>>11133643
>You really wish you had some booze right now, it’d make everything go a whole lot smoother
>”Ohhhhhh Anon” she croaks, her thorax thumping against you legs rhythmically “Pleaaaase, bee gentlllllle.”
>You find yourself wondering out this is going to work
>Like, where does it even go?
>You yank your pants down and grab your cock, working yourself up
>It’s been a while since you had a lay you could tell cringe-inducing stories about, your brother has that dick-packing hooker from Beletan, your friend has his (at the time) unknown sister, so you’ll get this perky roach-girl
>Despite the more or less constant terror these past few days it doesn’t long for you to get hard, she lights up with fascination, chirping like an incensed sparrow
>She senses your confusion and instructs you not worry about it
>You squawk in a rather undignified fashion when her hard, pincer-like hands clasp around your dick, holding it in place as she positions herself
>What the fuck is even going on
>You gasp as you sink into something warm, firm, and alarmingly slick, a groan rumbles out of your throat as she clamps down on you, vibrating as she chitters, her insides milking your cock as she starts grinding her…whatever it is on your lap
>Hey, maybe this won’t be so bad

>>11133579
You do know where you are, right?

>>11134010
you can have furry without autistic cringe. Also theres levels to cringe. Sometimes that line is crossed a little too hard

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>>11133579

Cringe has no boarders Artax

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>>11134385
their are definitely tiers and borders. Please tell me how any of the awesome art in this thread is anywhere near as cringey as this

>>11133665
Oh boy, I've seen enough porn pics of those "more anatomically accurate" spider girls to form a mental image of what could be going on here.

>>11133579
>>11135323
Completely off-topic, but I don't think you've seen real cringe. No shit, tumblr exists, and most of the people on it are absolutely bat-shit-insane.

I don't have a tumblr, but I'll occasionally go on and drift around, from one blog to the next, looking for stuff that just... It's like an itch. I want to feel the cringe. Taste the stupidity-fueled hatred of dumb children and rock-stupid adults, neither of whom have any idea how the real world works, not really. So they retreat to their internet safe-space to scream in relative safety at anyone who doesn't police their own content for the safety of the eyes of others, mashing in fury at their keyboards over someone who disagrees with them, or has evidence that proves their hard-fought, heavily-defended argument wrong, only to double-down and resort to ad hominem in an attempt to drive them away so they don't have to read their posts anymore, or bully them into retracting their statement and apologizing.

Just for a few moments, I want to see it in all its horror and glory. Just a post or two, and then I'm good.

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>>11135379
Well, you're lucky that you don't need much to get your fix

Some people waste hours cringing

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>>11135379
No i've seen things on tumblr but I try dive in and grab art. I ignore all the written posts for that very reason.

I really try to praise good art where I see it. I hate to see when places with art or writing turns into a cannibal shit-flinging fest. It makes a toxic area for art but regardless I still feel like you need to call cringe out when it is there

>>11135598
>>11135692
What you're missing:
>Idiots claiming that shipping fictional underage characters from anime(specifically Yuri on Ice) and cartoons(specifically the new Voltron) is totally child pornography and not trying to eradicate it - typically via bullying, suicide baiting, threats of violence and death, etc. - is an attempt to normalize pedophilia.
>More idiots freaking out about each others' ships, going so far as to attack each other - physically, mind - over someone having an, "incorrect," or, "problematic," ship. The hallmark incident of this is how someone gave an Undertale shipper homemade cookies with sewing needles in them because they didn't agree with the person's ship.
>A bunch of morons freaking out over the manga, "Stalking Killing," because they feel that it normalizes, stalking and killing people, and, again, attempting to bully and threaten people into not liking it, with threats that are as violent, and often moreso than, the things in the manga in question.
>Just generally people seeming to not know that other people can have opinions different than theirs and that it's not going to destroy the world for that to happen, so they lash out against anything different than their opinion.

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>>11136097
No, that sounds pretty typical for the internet. Also, your on 4chins right now. Have you not seen things on here about that same level of violent autism.

Once again, reasons I don't give a fuck about reading comments on tumblr. Its toxic drama shit. I know enough friends who have tumblr and complain to me about this nonsense.

Don't care. I just want art and stories without autistic infighting

Is that too much to ask?

>>11136243
Not really to the same extent, no. On 4chan, when someone realizes that they're in over their heads, they'll either stop posting all of a sudden, or they'll pull the, "lol i troll u," card, at which point everyone rolls their eyes and moves on.

Tumblr is, seemingly, the home of the double-down, and I'm not talking about KFC. You tell someone that they're wrong and provide proof, they'll respond in a fashion suiting what I've seen called, "feels before reals." They put their feelings ahead of facts in importance.

I mean, we're talking about a section of the internet where, in reaction to a manga author making a particular pairing canon, the, "fans," immediately started talking about how they'd start pirating it so as to not support the author, and calling for him to kill himself on camera for making the main character of his manga straight, when the fans wanted him to be gay. The manga in question is Tokyo Ghoul.

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>>11133643
>>11133665
Oh boy, here comes the gross, weird bug sex filled with adjectives that make my dick hard via Pavlovian conditioning

Reading that Baxxid fic was one part shame and disgust at what was being portrayed in the fic itself, and three parts shame and disgust at myself for getting my dick out

>>11136384
And, no, that's not too much to ask. Meant to put that in at the end. Forgot.

I wanna know about this "war" they keep fucking talking about.

>>11136609
I seems like it was a pretty standard land grab on the part of Beletan

Beletan was bigger and more powerful, Dinnlan was small and probably a bit of a backwater. Big wins, small loses, and refugees were scattered to the winds

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>>11136384
>they'll either stop posting or pull "lol I troll you"
There are a bunch of cases of anons stalking people and sending death threats in mass for the same petty shit your talking about ex. gamergate, threating camwhores, and /pol/ shit. 4chan has had its fair share of irl retardflings. I think 4chan is just blind to it because tumblr is more of a sjw art student haven and therefore easier to shit-talk.

>"feels before reals"
are we on the same website? this shit most definitely exists here.Its a pretty common internet personality type. just go to any /r9k/ post and you'll see it in droves.

really, REALLY, not trying to defend tumblrinas but 4chan doesn't need to be a hypocrite

>>11136911
Maybe it's just that I haven't seen it, then. I don't go on /pol/ for one; really, aside from here, and it's only a couple of threads here, and /tg/, I don't even browse the site in too much depth. I'm willing to admit I'm wrong, if it's because of a lack of experience, which it seems like it is.

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>>11136984
Its cool man. It just twists my nipples when 4chan enters an echo-chamber. I come to 4chan to get away from that shit.

>>11136911
>>11137423
I feel like I've seen this character before. Mind telling me where he's from?

>>11137423
>"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."

Fandom and, really, any group that reaches a large enough size, will deteriorate into either a hug-box or an echo-chamber, and the intelligence of the individual members will be subsumed by human nature's tendency to kowtow to the beliefs and demands of whatever group they belong to, so they can continue to belong.

You can't fully avoid it. All you can do is choose to not be part of it yourself and look for people that aren't part of it either.

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>>11137487
Karl Pilkington. The cartoon version is from the Ricky Gervais Show


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAwxbEdGUg

>>11136384
M8 that pretty much describes every big board here.

>>11136395
I don't feel any shame in reading these fics. I got my shame fix for the month already when I was an hour in on edging and my fap material turned into something I didn't like, but I kept going anyway since I was already in too far.

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I don't read a lot of webcomics but I really enjoy this one. Good characters and interesting lore. I discovered it from some rando mentioning it in one of the "why do you come to /trash/" threads.
Thanks for the rec.

Also I really really want to FUCK the matriarch.

>>11139000
Aw I fucking hate when that happens

Like when porn fics go right the fuck off the rails and it just becomes cringy
Cringe faps are almost impossible

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>>11139037
You're right, Vizlet is god-tier

>>11136676
So our two protag bros are deserters, right? That seems like it could really come back to bite them in the ass down the road.

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>>11133643
>>11133665
Stories to Tell Part 7
>What the fuck
>What even the fuck is that?!
>That researcher might still pay you even if you return without the royal jelly, what with all the choice Indrel info you’ll have to share
>For instance, they’re…you guess what’s on you might be a pussy? Anyway, whatever it is it’s not soft inside, not completely
>It’s like there are these rings of muscle or cartilage or whatever connected to each other by smooth slick flesh, they contract and shift around and up and down your cock like an accordion
>They squeeze around your shaft and undulate, she’s not even moving and it feels like she’s riding you like a rodeo
>And then she would buzz, or chirp, or chatter, you’d feel it, those solid-ish rings would vibrate like guitar strings, making you gasp and groan in pleasure and they buzz around your cock
>She’d build you up and up and up, and just when you’re about to jizz she’d back off, slow down
>She does this like five times and it dawns on you: she’s still in your head, keeping you where she wants you to be
>Nosy little…
>You concentrate and push her out, a bit indignant at the invasion
>It also occurs to you that your whole plan depends on you knocking her bug socks off, so you decide that two can play at that game
>You push into her mind while also, grabbing her thorax and pulling out
>“Anoooon?” she buzzes, you can feel even that on your dick “Hhhhwhaaaat arrrre hhyouuu–?”
>You jam it back in, staggering her
>You also feel it
>No, really, for a second her defences were dropped and you could actually feel your dick in her
>From her perspective
>Well, that’s interesting

>>11141247
con't
>You continue to pound her, too fast and hard for her to raise her mental barriers, her mind slipping into pleasure as you bury yourself into her caressing vibrating hole
>Lost in the both of your sensations, you fail to notice her pushing her way back into your mind
>She starts buzzing, hard
>She’s sharing your pleasure now, too, and she likes to make noise
>The vibrations intensify, so do her contractions, she’s getting close now and so are you
>You start to pant and thrust with abandon, pulling nearly completely out before burying yourself to the hilt in her bizarre, incredible body
>You’re almost there, and she’s clicking and roaring like nothing you ever heard before, you you feel every pitch shift and bassy thrum on your dick
>And so does she
>You try to speak when she suddenly starts speaking, your words coming out of her mouth “Khkhkhkeeeeeep ssssshoooouting hyuuuu noissssey skaaaaaank!”
>She cums abruptly while you’re still in her mind, you share it for about a second before you’re flushed out of her brain by a wave of pleasure and back into your own head
>A rush of hot jelly squirts out of her, coating your groin and legs in thick, slippery slime
>You pant and grunt, grinding yourself into her hot twitching hole and cum like a broken aqueduct
>You moan and gasp, cock twitching and hips bucking as you pump load after load of cum into her
>You lean back and prop yourself against a wall, completely spent
>Your dick pulls out of her slowly before springing out with an audible pop, followed immediately by a slash of hot bug slime
>Well, that was neat

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>>11141258
UNF

>>11140567
It'll probably effect Elim more than Kass since, you know, they probably wouldn't buy that he's a Yinglet now

>>11141258
>noisy skank
I C Wut u did there

>>11129921
Yeah pretty much this.

Now that he's hit his "oh shit I can make a living off this" goal on his Patreon and can actually do that full-time instead of his other job, I'd say the chances of him drawing more porn just went way way way way up.

>>11141258
So I'm guessing this is what gets her banished.

>>11141258
FINALLY
LEWDS OF BEST GIRL
>noisy skank
my poor, poor sides.
and roomates - I busted a gut with raw Kek

>>11143813
>roommates
Wut

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>>11144132
Im guessing they means his roomates got to suffer their louf laughter

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>>11142585
>Now that he's hit his "oh shit I can make a living off this" goal on his Patreon and can actually do that full-time instead of his other job

I don't think so-

>$600 a month x 3 charges a month x 12 months = $21,600 a year

People REALLY must've liked that Last LAM page

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give zhe moneys to me, okay yes

>>11090661
https://discord.gg/snTPUE

>>11145955
Lusty Argonian Maid
See>>11112618
>>11145955

>>11139037
> some rando
oi that was me i posted that!

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>>11144411
why would he only draw 3 pages when he does this full time.
he he could probably draw 5 in a month if he has the time.
(coming up with a good story still takes time)
https://www.patreon.com/valsalia

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>>11141247
>>11141258
I want to fuck a bug girl now, that shit sounds intense!

>>11146231
Val here; if this becomes my fulltime job I could probably actually crunch out two a week, which I'd love because there's so much damn story to tell and I want to tell it more/faster.

4 times a month minimum, at the very least.

>>11146376
so are you going to do this full time? or thinking about it?

>>11146568
What I would do is see if I can swing part time shifts at whatever the fuck company he works at and then devote that time to 4-6 or even 8 updates a month for the comic proper

Also, it's worth bearing in mind that Patreon can be pretty flexible with the term 'update'. An update can be a comic, a commission, or even a sketch page

Val could be pulling a decent wage off of his actual job as a fall back, while also pulling in two or three grand off of Patreon

I wish I was talented enough to warrant a patreon

hyper scat cockvore when

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>>11147500
>patreon
>requiring talent

Anon, you are a card!

But seriously, you just have too much self-awareness to post your shitty ideas for money. Your relative lack of autism is holding you back

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Could we have more Yannit lewds?

I really like this bug-fuck fic, but I need MORE

>>11140567
Well, maybe yes, maybe no. They're deserters, but they're deserters from an army that no longer exists from a country that's now a part of another country, so there's probably not many people looking for them. I wouldn't be surprised if Kass and Elim's families have just written the two of them off as having died in some forgotten battle. (Mind you, having a relative/old friend/former sweetheart roll into town looking for him only to discover he's become a giant talking ferret is exactly the sort of thing that would happen to Kass.)

On the other hand, I wonder when the other Dinnlan refugees will reenter the story. Kass was something of a fixture in their community, so people are definitely going to notice that he's vanished into thin air. Once the rumors start coming out from the Teeth about this new yinglet lady diplomat who showed up out of nowhere and inexplicably has a Dinnlan man's name, it won't take long to put two and two together.

By the way, Val, Beletem and Dinnlan don't have any substantial yinglet communities, right? I was under the impression that Valsalia is just about the northern limit of their range.

>>11149361
Remember, Beletem has very terrible punishments for desertion, which they also apply to their enemies. It's part of the reason they had to flee so far in the first place.

I've also been wondering when those other guys from the refugee house will show up again. We haven't seen them since the prologue.

I don't anyone would ever put two and two together about Kass, no one from their old homeland anyway. On top of that, no one would believe that story unless they saw it happen themselves or knew Kassen Akoll well enough before the change.

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>>11145955


beep


beep


beep

>>11139158

is vizlet the ONLY yinglet that can get the last drop out of the bottle?

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>>11147658 Xpecially that sometimes even the lack of goal to achive monetartieratiy achivment fails to hit and then slowly die in the very sands of an unborn story....

>>11149621
Oh man that takes me back good game for its time.
Also we need more cyberpunk Yinglets.

>>11150134
yinglet gunther hermann complaining about the vending machine not giving him clam juice

>>11150134

it's literally weapons grade autism but my shower thoughts lately have been designing a game set in a cyberpunk megacity version of valsalia

>>11150697
Yinglets in this setting would run the gamut from relatively wealthy entertainers/thief lords and literally a step up from rats

I'd give it a look

>>11149544
>terrible punishments for desertion, which they also apply to their enemies

this is some 40k shit right here

>>11150732
Think of old imperial Japan, places with stupidly rigid honor codes are hardly unprecedented.

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>Dat vizlet

>>11151794
>Vizlet getting drunk and doing karaoke
I can see it

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Why hasn't anyone fucked Kass yet

>>11150732
It's like when someone from the good guy's team defects to the bad guys and after they've said and done what they were going to do, the bad guy kills them anyway and says "Traitors only get one reward".

Because if you betray your allies, the people you betrayed them for have that much more of a reason not to trust you.

That's the logic.

>>11151860
Not that kind of comic. You'll have to sustain yourself on fanart.

>>11151860

Vizlet gave her the ol' anatomy intro in the tent, but if you're a lesbians don't count kind of guy it's a neck and neck race between lopin and elim, may be a photo finish

How much to Yinglet's weigh? Like how many would they need to pin a full-grown human and have their way with them?

Five? Six?

>>11154236
Strictly from their depiction in the comic they seem to be nearly the same mass of a large house cat. I'd estimate 19-24 lbs being the average weight range.

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>>11154236
Pinning someone down wouldn't be that hard. Just knock em over and sit on their face/chest

>>11155098
I want him to sit on my face

Will we ever get to see Lopin wearing navy blues?

>>11155430
Isn't fuccboi-blue his default color?

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>>11141247
>>11141258
Stories to Tell Part 8
>”Hyouuuu cannot essssscaaaape yeeeet,” she says, clicking contentedly
>You attempt to deny the allegation, but you just got finished feeling her feeling herself around your dick
>These have been a weird couple of days
>”Hyuuuu will hhhhhaaaave to…” she chitters, radiating what felt like amusement. “…sssssscent yourselffffff mooooore.”
>Oh, is that what we’re calling it?
>”Wheeeeen you sssssmell more liiiike meeee, you khkhkhcaaaan waaaaalk ouuut” she said, walking over to you “Buuuuut until thhhheeen…”
>Eh, you’ve heard of worse deals than that
>She snaps to attention, projecting feelings of agitation and alarm
>”Geeeet to the waaaaall!” she says “Nooooow!”
>You do and she take the piece of resin and silk she tore from the wall off the ground and slaps it over you, spitting gobs of goo at the seams and rubbing it up and down
>Two guards turned the corner, inquiring as to what all the noise was about
>She thinks something like ‘You wanted him to make noise, so he made some noise’
>They seem to accept this explanation, and to drive the point home you start thinking about Radom shit as loudly and obnoxiously as possible
>The guards growl and show themselves out
>She turns around and pulls you down again “Hyuuu good fffffor anooooother goooo?”
>Hey, you gotta get that bug stank on you somehow

>>11156397
>So, after a couple more, err, ‘sessions’ you are suitably fragrant enough to attempt an escape
>She guides you through the pitch black maze that is the hive
>There were a few sphincter-moments when other workers waved their antennae at you, but for the most part it was uneventful
>You reach the back entrance of the hive and bask in the sun, breathing the clean fresh mountain air
>You turn to look at your friend, here in the bright daylight you can actually see her for the first time
>She’s…pretty cute, actually
>You say all your thank you’s and praise her for being a…unique lay
>She simply smiles (they can smile?) and scampers forward, pulling you into a multi-armed hug
>With that, she heads back into her hive, leaving you to show your way out
>It’s not until you’re a ways away from the hive and well on your way to a weigh station that you reach into your pocket and find a translucent waxy pod of royal jelly
>It’s not a whole bottle, but you’re pretty sure it’ll still fetch you a king’s ransom
>Thanks, You Noisy Skank

The end

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>>11119757
Oh my fucking god my sides.

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>>11155398
Here he is with his dick out

>>11159019

Is this the first overt confirmation of elims strong heretolust for kass

>>11156411
Nice.

I'm debating capping this now or waiting to see if there's going to be a revised version.

>>11160779
Nah, this is good

I was a little more careful with this one

Thanks for all your hard work, Anon!

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>>11156072
That's what we're calling that particular color from now on

I'm going to the paint store and asking for all the fuccboi blue they got, that I might paint my rape dungeon in such a jaunty, pleasant color

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>>11161543

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>>11102898
>executed for "loud and seditious thoughts"
Let's face it, if any world leader suddenly got psychic powers, this would happen to their inner circle in five minutes
Well, maybe not executed, but at the very least they'd get fired

new thread
>>11161608

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>>11160816
>>11156411
OK, capped.

>>11161634
We're not at bump limit.

>>11103817
like all slang it just kind of appears out of nowhere and then spreads like a meme until it becomes part of culture