/ERP/ It's okay to be gay edition Precum: >>11082419

>>11089633
Yeah, I'd do something like this.
>He wraps his hand in Seo's hair, and grips her shoulder with the other one, grinding his cockhead up and down between her lips. The tip catches on her entrance, and nudges her clit, as he bends forward, staring into her eyes with an enthusiastic grin on his face.
If you get too rambunctious, I'll have to do this as well.
>His weight presses down on Seo, hips lining up with her cheeks as he bends at the knees. One problem with his adjustment is that his tip begins to slide into her, already slick with a mixture of his precum and her slick tomboy juices.

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SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE WORLD'S GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHE~EHD
SHE WAS LOOKIN' KINDA DUMB
WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
IN THE SHAPE,
OF AN L,
ON HER FOREHEAD

>>11089669
>shoves urethral beads down your she-head
HEY NOW
YOU'RE AN ALL-STAR
GET YOUR GAME ON
GO PLAY

>>11089669
I never liked Shrek much

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>>11089684
(HEY THAT'S MY FETISH HOW DID YOU KNOW)
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A ROCK STAR
GET THE SHOW ON,
GET
PAID

>responding to Paul in 2017 + 1/2
You disgust me.

>>11089700
AND ALL
>pump
THAT GLITTERS
>pump pump
IS GO~OLD
>pump pump pump
ONLY SHOOTING STA~AHRS
>pump-a-pump
BREAK THE
>schlops out
MO~OHLD

>>11089669
>steals a DNA sample to create an army of hypercocked dominators

>>11089707
blow me

>>11089741
Pull your dick out first.

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>>11089710
(GUH ANON THIS IS SO GOOD)
(DISCORD???????????)
IT'S A COLD PLACE, AND THEY SAY IT GETS COLDER
>moans
YOU'RE BUNDLED UP NOW BUT WAIT 'TIL YOU GET OLDER~
>Moans louder
BUT THE METEOR MEN BEG TO DIFFER~
>UHHH moans
JUDGING BY THE HOLE IN THE SATELLITE PICTURE
>cUMS FUCKINGLY
>>11089730
hey when you start making clones make sure you take one chromosome off so you don't get an army with downs

>>11089653
Idunno. Is little weird. I just have a wide spectrum of degeneracies but I don't think I'm into the shit that ends up in ebin implication greentaxts

>>11089756
(lildicknigger#6666)
The ice we SKATE
>plugs up with a finger
IS GETTIN' PRETTY THIN
>starts pumpin'
THE WATER'S GETTIN' WARM
>keeps pumpin'
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SWIM
>starts flicking balls
MY WORLD'S ON FIRE
>plugs up with finger
HOW ABOUT YOURS?
>starts strokin'
THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
>slaps balls and strokes
AND I NEVER GET BORED.

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>>11089772
Okay, it stopped being funny by now. Thanks for the giggles anon.
>>11089707
I'm not Paul.

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>>11089754
Aight.
>unzips dick

>>11089781
But we didn't get to the ballsplosion, pool full of cum, or baseball bat dick yet.

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>>11089646
>Megumin listens intently, smiling and sipping at her tea in a totally polite manner, until the line of questioning begins. The chuuni mage is so offended she almost spits out the tea, having to gulp a hot mouthful down fast before she can respond, scandalised, slapping the table with her hand.
Of course I haven't! Why would I want to waste my time with any other kind of magic? Explosion magic is the best there is, there's no comparison! I'm an Archmage who has NO INTEREST in any lesser spells, I just want that exhilarating feeling of the ultimate spell as it courses from my veins, and I unleash it's dark and twisted, terrible power upon the target of my choosing, obliterating it utterly..
>Megumin is babbling by the end, leant back, a happy, blush on her face.

>>11089781
Ruby?

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>>11089789
Maybe some other time, when I'm bored enough to unironically do that.
>>11089799
MY WORLD'S ON FIRE
HOW 'BOUT YOURS

>>11089805
>unironically
Faggot. My balls are

BLUE DABBA-DEE DABBA-DIE

>>11089756
>not making one a quadriplegic 'tard so all the others know what their 'father' is capable of if they start shit

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>>11089666
>(Nice trips satan)
>The tomboy coos under her breath at the fel of her hair being wrapped around the man's fingers. She chews on her bottom lip, sucking it right in to bite hard, and draws up a sharp breath, tension just rising as she's toyed with so exquisitely. The sporty girls slit melts over his cock slipping and sliding past, and when she's finally entered, a low, raspy groan escapes her lips.
Haaa..is that all? I can't tell, is that your prick, or your finger? It's so small...
>Seo rolls her tongue around her lips, and gazes daringly into anon's eyes.

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>>11089811
beat me till I'm
BLUE
DABBA-DEE DABBA- I WANNA DIE
>>11089813
>making your clones capable of starting shit at all

>>11089828
What other characters do you play?

>>11089790
I see...
The man scratches his chin pensively while looking at the young girl. He jots down a few words, looking puzzled.
That's interesting. Actually, I think I have a theory as to why you like it so much.
>He takes a gulp of his tea before continuing, looking at the ecstatic mage girl.
But at the time. Just saying it outright is not very professional. Want to hear it anyway ?

>>11089830
>not liking a challenge
>not ending up a dom cocksleeve if you're not sufficiently maintaining the iron grip
what are you a faggot

>>11089744
>She might think herself as being subtle, but he hears her words well and notices the obviously candid reaction she makes at blurting them. Her words make him aware of something he'd not thought of at all when he picked her up in his arms. Her plumps thighs and butt squeeze against him with every step he takes, and the manner in which she nuzzles against his chest is more reminescent of her squeezing against her staff than anything.

You do? I like your explosions. And you, Megumin.

>He bounces her up just slightly, shifting her in his lap so that her plump bottom rests on his arm.

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>>11089835
(Fucking loads, I can't really do another scene at the moment now I'm afraid, fully booked. If you want to plan a sess go ahead tho)

>>11089708
>He gulps down again as the best girl goads him into act on his desires, regular recluse personality fighting against his ever growing need to lose his virginity. With the subtle lick of her lips pushing him past his limits, he goes with the latter.
O-Oh yeah? Then I'll do it!
>Anon does as he said he would and forces Seo down to the ground, leveling her head with his crotch. Keeping one hand on her hair, he takes the other to his fly and zips it down, then pulls out his manhood from within. The heavy, meaty rod flops down when he lets go of it, batting its pink tip against Seo's nose, dripping some sticky pre onto it. His cock stiffens right in front of her eyes, throbbing and pulsating while it grows to its full length. Anon was close to getting what he wanted, but he couldn't hold back any longer. He returns his hand to her head then rocks his hips back and forth, grinding the bottom of his shaft against her smooth, soft face and battering her chin with his heavy sack.
Ahh~ This feels so good...!

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>>11089844
>challenging yourself by surrounding yourself by already-challenged clones
>not making a super-buff clone that makes you his sleeve and fucks you regularly in the first place
No, you're a faggot. I plan ahead. I plan for the future.

>>11089828
Whoops, I must have slipped...I was going to prank you with surprise anal, wasn't I?
>If Seo's dare was to ram into her, he answered the dare with a grunt, jamming a good portion of his cock into her with one stroke. There was just the problem of it not being into her ass. His hips ground against her cheeks as he sunk lower, practically mounting the tomboy as his meat twitched in lively jolts against her warm, wet walls.
Whoops, looks like I just put my whole dick in your pussy.
>He shrugs, tilting his head back to give her a little grin as he tugs on her hair, grinding in slow, swirling circles against her.

>>11089851
gib discord so I can shake you down in the future for that kamala adventure from yesterday

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>>11089851
>ywn fuck Sasha back into her Kansai accent

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>>11089839
>Megumin had worked herself into such a happy daze extolling the virtues of explosion magic, it takes a few seconds of blinking for her to realise she'd had a question addressed to her.
Oh. If you, I don't mind. I know that I love Explosion magic the best, and nothing will ever change that!

>>11089858
how do you make sure the buff one doesn't just rally the other fucks doe
can't power dynamic right if you just end up raped from the get-go

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>>11089845
>Megumin barely has any strength in her slender form, but what little she can muster she uses to bashfully wrap herself deeper within the man's embrace, doing the best to hide that enamored middleschooler's smile. All this shuffling about only brings her near-flat chest tight to anon's, and reveals just how rapidly it is doki-dokiing, all while her plush behind wiggles up on the form of his arm.
Ha..good..let's be...explosion buddies t-then..

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>>11089892
you keep your buff dick-providing clone-self locked in your super private chambers at all times, duh
when questioned why you take so much food to your room tell them you're losing and re-gaining your gains at a rapid pace
also give the buff one more than 3 brain cells.
It's easier than you're making it out to be my man

E-E-E-EXPLOSION?

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>had a dream about asking some girl to be my girlfriend
>denied twice
>walked home alone in the rain while people heckle me
I hate dreams.

>>11089910
why am i even discussing this hypothetical when it's never gonna happen anyway

>>11089922

I once dreamt my waifu was a cheerleader in school. She'd always sneer at me like I was human garbage.

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>>11089928
BITCH you just gotta add me on discord and I'll let you be the buff fuck
LD#1543

>>11089922
haha what a waste of dub dubs on a loser like you

>>11089872
Right, I don't doubt you love it very much.
>he clears his throat, for a second, seemingly thinking.
How to put that tastefully. I think you like explosion magic because you get pleasure out of it. The feeling of releasing a great quantity of mana is actually quite similar to sexual release. So, in a way, you use it as a way to release your pent-up libido.
>He coughs, clearly embarassed to talk about this subject to such a young girl.
There is a psychologist that believes that libido is the thing that drives us, you know ? His theories are an interesting read.
>He laughs ankwardly, looking at the frames in his office, avoiding the gaze of the girl.

>>11089939
>I'm not paul
>it was actually paul
passable ruise
and you already owe me like three anyway you fucc

>>11089781
>I'm not Paul
>>11089939
>LD#1543

:thinking:

>>11089909
Just buddies?
>He tries his best to catch meet her gaze as she nervously shifts herself in his arms. All her wriggling only manges to bring her flat chest tight against him and move her dress out of the way of his touch. His strong hand touches against her the bare skin of her thigh and butt.

How about I let you down for a moment. Rest a little before we go back.

>He turns from the path and sits down on the grass, loosening his grip of her and letting her rest against his chest. He slides his hand up below her dress, groping her butt as she lays softly against him.

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>>11089855
(Sorry if my responses come off a little a short/late! I'm hella into this, just juggling.)
>Seo is still fixing the virgin with a cocky grin when he finally is goaded into it - she doesn't bother fighting back in the slightest and lets the pent-up perv take control, falling to her knees easily. Seo rolls her tongue around the inside of her lips again and suckles in her bottom lip once more, and takes a big sniff of the musky cock flopping out onto her face.
Ahh, a NEET's cock. It reeks.
>Seo grins up at the virgin, rubbing her face right on his sweaty length, not seeming to mind the snail-trail his leaking tip leaves over her soft, leering face.
This is the dirty thing you think about putting in underaged girls, right?
>She leans in deeper, and takes a huge sharp whiff of his hanging sack
aah, and here's your useless lil spermfactory. How many tissues have you impregnated?
>Seo opens her mouth and lets one of those teased balls slip past her plump lips into that wet cavern - her tongue runs up from underneath it, all the way across the form of his set, and up to the base of his cock, higher and higher, her sultry eyes never leaving the virgin she is bullying even as she slurps his junk.

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>>11089948
>>11089954
Well, it would've been funny if you did think I was Paul and it would've confused the shit out of him.
really though I got shit to do now so I can't pour out the best of the best out of paul's admittedly super-shitty folder. Adios, amigos!

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>>11089860
>Seo grits her teeth, looking at the male she's goading like he was a pile of hot garbage, but grinning through the grimaces at the same time, and allows her short, athletic body to rock from the thrusts his hips make - her soaked walls pulse around his rudely inserted length, tensing wherever it moves against them. Seo's neck cranes back, led by the hair tugging, letting anon pull first just so she can enjoy the pang of pain from the rough treament, her lewd grin only grows.
Fffuck you. I basically told you to shove it in my ass, and you put it in my pussy anyway
>She leans back and catches anon's lips in a biting kiss, clenching her teeth slightly too hard on the flesh she captures
At least put your back into it so I can feel something~

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>>11089861
(Star#2453 is my thread disco famalam. You captain america? That scene was so hot man, we need to finish it.)
>>11089870
(I literally was doing just that yesterday, it was great. Shame the guy had to bail though.)

>>11089981
>He grunts through their kiss, and pulls back, leaving his lip stinging after extracting it from between Seo's teeth. A final push knocks them both down, with him mounted on her, the stiffness in his meat hammering at her walls with each pulse. With slow, gradual tugs back, he lifts his hips away, and then chuckles.
Hey...wanna hear a funny prank?
>He puts his cockhead right up at her pucker, and with no time between the first sensation, he shoves into Seo. It's not the easiest push, even with her juices and his pre making things slick, but he pops his head in at least. A low, animal groan escapes his lips as he rocks his hips, inching into her tight butt with a strained expression, sweat starting to leak off his brow.

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>>11089944
>The middleschool-aged Archmage grips the table with both hands and leans right back in a jolt. There is pink colouring the Crimson Mage's cheeks, but she looks frankly disgusted.
T-there is nothing so...lewd! In the way I love explosion magic! I'm not a pervert, like Darkness
>Her voice goes more sardonic
or Kazuma.
>Back normal again
my love for Explosion magic is pure! You just don't understand it! B-besides
>Megumin coughs into her hand again and looks away coyly
How would you even prove such a ridiculous theory?

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>tfw fag

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>>11090053
same

>>11090061
>Best Pokemon milf.

>>11090061
>lusamine will never mold you into a cock-gobbling sissy

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>>11090053
HA
GAY

>>11090053
Go back to Kurisu.

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>>11089955
>It's a good thing for Megumin that her face is hidden against the man's chest at that remark, so he can't see the dopey, embarrassed smile that spreads across there from "Just friends" before she shuts her eyes tight to push it away. Happy to be carried and used to it by now, Megumin doesn't even notice the sly way his hand cops a feel of the soft flesh in her thighs and her rear. Maybe she's been carried back from explosion sessions by Kazuma too many times, and she thinks it is just normal. Megumin shuffles in the new position she's left in on anon's lap, but her breath catches in her throat from the VERY obvious way her carrier's fingers are now starting to knead against the plushness of the young girl's tush underneath her, reaching right underneath her skirt and getting a handful of those lacy black panties.
H.heyy..just because I can't move..I can still..feel that..y'know
>She gazes directly up at the groper, not frowning, but not exactly smiling either.

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>>11090068
>>11090065
I'm more into the fantastic-looking cock right in front of her, honestly.
I like to imagine myself as the (second) cute girl that's about to help the first one suck the guy off.
Whenever possible, at least

>>11089956
(Sorry for the late reply again but life got the better of me. Typing up a reply now)

>>11090034
>He crosses his arms, deep in thought once more, and starts pondering it.
That is true, you probably don't really have any experience, correct ? So the only way to prove it would be... Well, for you to experience an orgasm, and compare it to the feeling you get when you cast explosion magic.
>He uncrosses his arms and leans into his armchair, sighing.
Probably not the best idea, right ?

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>>11090073
Do you really want Kurisu back? Even I can tell you how awful of a decision that is.
>>11090071
Hush up, magician.
>>11090061
Lusamine a best.

>>11090090
>two girls having to team up for a massive cock
I like the way you think anon

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>>11090104
Make me faggo

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>>11090108
It's because we're both huge cock-sluts, anon!
Or maybe you're the one with the massive cock, which is ten times as fantastic.

What number is my durango

>>11090090
not a power-dynamic i'm fond of but i can still dig it

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>>11090119
(I have a folder filled with double pazuri/blowjobs for that exact reason. Hopefully you get around to playing out your fantasy, cockslut. I definitely would like to be a part of that.)

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>>11090110

>>11090075
Sure. But doesn't it help you relax after all that exertion you put yourself through?
>His touch is bold, his fingers taking a good grip of the fleshy thigh while his thumb caresses the skin hidden below the black lace. He holds her safe against his chest to assure her of his kind intent and to feel the closeness of her flat chest and rapidly beating heart. The soft butt wriggling against his crotch makes his heart beat as well, and warmth spreads into his limbs with an exciting tingle. He takes her hand in his and guides it onto his chest, letting her feel his strength and encouraging her too to touch at will.

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>>11089999
(Oh my god you are a get king, fuckin nice QUADS, wan wan)
>Seo tries to struggle back, more playfighting than anything, even as she brusquely raises her hips to bump into the man who is mounting her, every action the tomboy makes is just to tease something rougher in response. From the lewd, husky moans anon is now drawing from Seo's lips, it's she's just starting to get into it, he can feel her soppy hole quiver around his length sloppily fucking her - the tomboy gasps out loud when that juicy cock is unceremoniously popped from her hole, and she has no time to react before it is smeared right against the even tighter one and brutally rammed right inbetween her thick, toned cheeks. That violated hole spasms hard, clamping around the rude intrusion, and Seo groans, convulsing and panting wildly for breath
Aaah..haha.ahahh..aaaah..b-bastard..that..hurt...
>Seo starts chuckling darkly again, and before her backdoor is even ready, begins to lift her hips, skewering that fat length deeper and deeper

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>>11090146
Ou I got one of those too!

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>>11090119
your love of cock is a little contagious anon

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>>11090164
Alright.
Let's forget our hostility.
No one has to die.

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http://poal.me/h02db0
Voting ends tonight at midnight. Don't forget you can change your answer or add a new one at any time.

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>>11090139
It's not even the paizuri/blowjob part, it's the intense love for cock that does it for me. I hate threesomes normally, but when it's cock-worship, bigger is better!
>>11090178
don't resist the cock-slut inside you, anon! let them out and worship as many delicious, fat, huge cocks as you can!

H-how do

>>11090163
Pranked you.
>He grins, grunting at her tightness as he bends over toward her head. Looking down on Seo, he spits onto her cheek, before tugging on her head as he gives another forceful ram. Whether she adjusts or not, he's going to stretch her. His lips plug up her moans as he slips his tongue into her mouth, using his free hand to wrap around her throat as he pumps, spreading his legs wider. Eventually, he's in, all the way, his hips clapping against her thick cheeks as his nose hisses out breath. His palm compresses lightly around Seo's neck, enough to interrupt, but not restrain, her breath. The grip in her hair swirls, tightens, and locks her head in place as he starts to churn her ass, thick cock tugging on her ring as it pulls back.

>>11090208
KRABS MR HELLO, DO YOU HOW DO

>>11089956
>Too lost in the new sensations he's feeling, Anon can barely respond to her shrewd comments other than with a moan or a gasp. His mouth hangs open and his tongue slightly lolls out as he repeatedly smacks his two orbs against her chin. His needy cock glides and rubs over all the features of her face and constantly push into her bangs, staining her hair with his pre and binding them together.
N-No...I would never...mmhm~
>Anon gasps out in between reckless thrusts. Although he said he wouldn't, his cock was much more honest, twitching and throbbing happily at the idea.
F-Four, maybe five boxes wort-MMM!
>As he tries to lie to her next question, he comes to a full stop once her silky lips swallow one of his sensitive orbs, his back arching as he tilts his head up and clenches his teeth. Fingers grip at her hair and tug at it in an attempt to calm himself, but her tongue was too much for him. He can only stand there and moan as her wet muscle teases his sack, letting his drool drip freely down his chin.
More...lick it more...
>He finally says, giving Seo a pleading look.

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>>11090094
>Megumin narrows her eyes, and fixes the counselor with a concerned stare.
A...what now? What are you talking about?
>The girl was clearly highly intelligent, but her age betrayed Megumin here; her expression is totally innocent as she waits for a response.
You say there's a feeling..like explosion magic?
>Apparently this mage spent too much of her time learning about explosion magic and not enough about her own body, and boys.

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>>11090208
>>11090213

>>11090200
Someone should stick you in a glory hole booth, you'd live happily there you cockslut

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Magikarp

karp

karp

Magikarp

>>11090267
when's jynx

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>>11090200
(You're really passionate about this anon! If I had more time I'd definitely give you and someone else a big, veiny fat cock for you both to worship, each of you able to lap and suck that breeding tool to your absolute satisfaction until you receive your reward through mouthful after mouthful of hot, sticky cum.)

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>>11090200
>don't resist the cock-slut inside you, anon! let them out and worship as many delicious, fat, huge cocks as you can!

that sounds so lewd though but i really like the thought of it more and more

where do i even begin to be a cock slut

>>11090252
more like over-ratedgarbage

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>>11090159
>Megumin takes a sharp intake of breath. Her nearly-flat chest heaves, forced into panting, as she's forced to endure all shivering jolts of pleasure shooting up her little body from the way her super sensitive, plump rear is toyed with. With her weak arm held up, Megumin is able to carres her own path down the man's chest, glancing up at him bashfully s her fingers dangle lower, led by him.
H-hey..I'm not..stupid you know...I know you're doing this because you want to..
>The blushing mage bites her bottom lip and smiles
But..considering you like explosion magic...and you agreed to carry me home..I suppose I'll..let you do what you like with me
>The little mage is so coy with her words, but the adult can easily see the longing in the way she looks up at him.

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>>11090281
At ease soldier.

>>11090239
>He reacts with surprise at her lack of knowledge on the subject, remembering that despite her intelligence, she still is a young innocent girl at heart.
Right, an orgasm. When someone receives sexual stimulation, well... They end up experiencing a peak of pleasure...
>He stumbles over the world, trying to stay professional about it, even though the situation slipped out of his grasp long ago.
My theory, emphasis on theory, is that it's similar to the feeling you get when casting, buuuut... Well, you're the only one who could tell, and you haven't experienced one.

>>11090164
Hey DMG, you busy?

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>>11090257
God, you have no idea! I'd never leave there!
I'd love to spend all my time surrounded by needy, dirty cocks, happily cleaning them with my mouth!
I-I'd... I-I'd even let them use me as a toilet if they'd like!
>>11090273
Y-You're too nice! But it's fine, a good and proper cockslut always finds a cock to worship and thoroughly clean. Thank you for the offer though! I love cocks, and I'd love your fat, heavy, needy cock too!
>>11090277
Step 1: Find a cock!
Step 2: Worship it!
Step 3: Repeat step 2 whenever you're told to!
The bigger, fatter, heavier, muskier the cock is, the better you can worship it!
A good cockslut always leaves a cock nice and clean, too!

STEP ONE
CUT A HOLE IN A BOX
STEP TWO
PUT YA JUNK IN THAT BOX

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>>11090271
>>11090277
>>11090281

>>11090315
Not sure if shitposting cause I just got here, but hat's off to your descriptions on loving cock.

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>>11090310
Never know when work wants to rail me again. But yeah free this very second.

>>11090329
autism

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>>11090329

>>11090195
I really don't know why you bother anymore papa bones

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>>11090210
>What is a girl supposed to do at a time like this? Seo's face scrunches up in a happy expression from the spit she gets onto her face. She never stops looking up daringly into his eyes, even as his hands compress the brunette's throat, making her rasp out a dry groan the moment his thickness hilts itself in her unprepared asshole. Seo seems more reluctant to kiss the bastard than all the other acts she's goaded him into, and she tries to twist her captured neck around from the forced smooch. When anon starts to truly punish her with those deep, violent strokes of his cock that make her bulky ass slap obscenely on his lap, and tugging at her hair so exquisitely painfully, Seo reacts in the only way she can, biting viciously at the lips kissing her, as her head utterly empties, her violated hole clamps down on whatever it can grab at, sucking the brute's cock back in, even this crude bully can't take much more of this treatment.

Cock's the best!

>>11090334
I'm trying to fall back to sleep but my mind is to active. Mind fooling around with me so I can relax enough to be able to rest?

Kinda feel like busting out the /ss/ you love so much.

>>11090298
Want to what? I had no idea you were thinking of heading down that path, Megumin.
>His strong thumb dances on the fabric cover her pussy, and he slides his fingers inside the band of her panties, pushing them deeper to grope at her butt directly. He looks in her eyes, seeing the longing in them and in the way she touches him, and kneads her flesh in his hand. He works his other hand under her dress as well, touching her stomach and teasing her with the possibility of sliding it down as well. Instead, he moves his hand up, tickling her navel and touching her breasts, the little that there is for him to touch.

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>>11090364
Wanna cuddle up to Mama in bed until you fall back sleep sweet pea?~

>>11090334
(Is the title shot still valid? >>11088450)

>>11090315
Just trapped in a booth as more dicks keep poking through the holes as soon as one leaves, so you never get a chance to rest your mouth and hands?

>>11090352
>The clamping was getting to him, making him pant hoarsely as his body soaked with sweat. He let go of Seo's mouth with his, spat onto her lips, and then dragged his hand up from her throat. Both of his hands forced her head back, tugged toward him as he brought his knees in, and bounced his hips, cramming her ass full at a jarring angle. Grunting, huffing, and with a wince on his face, he let go of Seo's hair, and clasped his fingers around just under her chin. Another glob of spit hit her cheek before he forced her forehead to the ground.
You know I mean what I said. I don't pull out.
>His grunted words sounded tight in his throat as he plowed her, loud spanks coming up from her cheeks as he moved one hand away, and used the other to keep her head pressed down. A whipcrack slap struck her cheek, before he bent down and licked at the pink spot, then bit at her earlobe.
That means I'm filling your ass with my cum. Bet you'd love that 'prank'.

>>11090387
Not her but holy hell that is hot!

>>11090373
Sure! Thanks Mama DMG, you're always so good to me. I wish other boys could have a mommy just like you.

>>11090387
Tongue and hands becoming so tired they can only helplessly slobber against new dicks.

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>>11090061

>>11090408
Small cock is still an important cock

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>>11090238
>Seo just keeps chuckling like a maniac for every admission she teases from the pervert's lips. The bully is greedy for the beta's cock at least, and never stops rubbing her soft face up against it, still chuckling as he thrusts up helplessly, smearing her face, and pushing up her brown locks with his tip, leaking the slimy, sweet substance onto the top of her head while his sweaty balls rub up on her nose.
Tell me more about what a pervert you are, NEET. I wanna know what a naughty cock this is..
>Seo giggles to herself, more and more into it the more the sweaty musk of the virgin's junk fills her senses. The bully's tongue extends out again, scooping anon's balls up from underneath once more and trailing ll the way up them, on a slurping journey all the way to his leaky tip, which gets a wet smooch - Seo repeats the action again and again, each more roughly and clumsily than the last, always bumping his hot length into her face on the way.

>>11090200
Book is not for lewding.

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Any sweaty and musky people~?

>>11090408
me on the right

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>>11090386
I was wondering if you were still around. Write up a reply, I got another hour left~

>>11090402
>Crawling into bed she opens the sheets up, patting the warm, soft blankets for her little man, smiling warming at him

>>11090426
Me on the right.

>>11090440
I already did >>11088738

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>>11090306
>Megumin taps the table during the impromptu sex ed lesson, and gulps audibly. That pink colouring her cheeks is soon a crimson to match her demographic, and the middleschooler is quickly looking anywhere but at her teacher, smiling awkwardly.
Oh! Well..I see. During...sex.
>Another forced gulp.
Of course, Crimson Demons don't need to reproduce like you mortals, so I'd have no idea
>The little mage tosses her hair as she tells the barefaced lie, clearing her throat.

>>11090426
me on the left

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>>11090452
Well shit, lookie what we have on here, and on my debut back.

Damn, what a shame, to be betrayed like this, and by my own people too.

Pedophilia, again?

I'll turn the other eye if you..."cease and desist"., since I'm in such a great mood.

Otherwise I'm going to have to prepare a little exercise for me, You, and everyone else here!

>>11090445
is this how you call dibs~?

>>11090463
Dibs on plowing you with a branch-thick two-foot cock? Yee.

>>11090440
>He hurries up and dive into the sheets. The soft feeling of fabric against his skin felt comfortable.
Your bed is always so soft! And smells so fresh!
>He takes this opportunity to take her pillow and place it under butt for support.
Can I have a hug and kiss?

So, who's lurkin'?

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>>11090484

>>11090452
>Upon hearing that last fact, the man raises an eyebrow, clearly puzzled
Is that so ? I thought crimson demons were pretty similar to human when it comes to... This. Curious.
>He puts his cup to his lips, but realizes it's empty, and pours another one, his mouth dry.
Actually, can humans and crimson demons interbreed ?

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>>11090484
Hey ERP. Think I can get some nice braps today?

>>11090470
You sound pretty excited about it. You like stretching out poor girls like moi~?

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>>11090484
Shopping/lurken

>>11090462
I missed you.

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>>11090517
>gives you the sloppiest, most disgusting kissu possible

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>>11090390
>Seo laughs outloud when her lips are left frothing with the cruel pranksters spit. She licks the saliva up lewdly, still locking eyes. Even doing that is harder and harder, as the vicious, deep thrusts the anon is making into her pulverized backdoor force the tomboy's whole slight frame back and forth, fucked into the ground, panting with her own hoarse voice for every breath she can manage. Her face covered in spit, slammed against the ground - it's just like those rape pornos she's watched, and Seo's pussy clings wetly around nothing, soaking her thick thighs, as the crude girl fantases she really is getting assraped against her will. Seo feels her toes wriggle, her breath sharpens, slapped, spat on again and goaded, there is only a tiny bit more she can take before the girl is pushed right over into shuddering bliss, the only thing louder than those desperate, curled moans the way her thick asscheeks smack into the lap of the man ruining her needy, tight asshole.
hnngg..gaahhh~ I t-t-thought you c-came alreaddy, gnh! i-is your coooock even s-still hard? ha..haha...I f-forgot it was in me~

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>>11090331
Nope, not at all! 100% cockslut!
>>11090357
That's the spirit, anon!
>>11090387
Y-Yes! I want to get so overworked with cocks, all day long! I already spend most of my time thinking and fantasizing about them, so I'd love nothing more than being constantly surrounded by them!
I feel bad for all the needy, stressed, anxious men with pent-up balls and rock-hard erections. I want to help them all calm down by using my mouth as a cock-sleeve!
>>11090408
I didn't want to post this one because it has a small, pathetic-looking cock, and Lusamine isn't showing it the respect it (still) deserves.
It's cute anyway, though!
>>11090425
girls are for sucking off men! All girls!

>>11090548
>all this stuttering
Cringe.

>>11090413
>Anon groans out as she continues to tease his shaft with her face. He enjoyed how it felt to rub his veiny meat all over it, but the constant teasing only edged him and never brought him past his limit. He didn't want to tell her his degenerate fantasies, nor what he does when he tries to shoot one off, but if there was a chance he'd be able to do more with the tormenting tomboy, he is more than willing to concede.
...I masturbate only to...loli doujins...i-if I can't pull them away in time...I cum in them and stain the pages...I lost so many, but they're never enough...I need something real!
>The words he speaks are breathy and hoarse, Anon giving it his all in order to even utter one syllable. His hips resume thrusting when his balls leave her wet mouth and she wildly lapped at his underside. Each time his hips buck forwards, they ram his drooling tip against her plush cheek, indenting it and giving it a sticky coat of their mixed fluids. He groans out as each thrust sends chills creeping down his back, each one driving closer and closer to his climax.
C-Close...so close...gonna...cum soon...

>>11090548
>He had to bite back a laugh at Seo's attempts to goad him on. The way her voice wavered did hit him, and the tension in the base of his dick built, until he pulled out from her, leaving him on the edge. The tomboy's butt gaped a little, and he aimed to ram right back in...to her pussy. A single deep stroke, bringing his hips right back to clap on her ass, threw him over the edge.
Ha...pranked, bitch...
>He groaned, sweat dripping onto her as his cock jumped and jolted inside of her dripping cunt. Ropes of his cum filled her, firing rapidly, gushing out until there wasn't enough room, and even then streaming out from between them. The stench was strong once he finished, arms trembling as he kept her prone and face-down. His dick continued to jolt as he rested, panting for breath, having creampied the abrasive slut with a full, fertile load of his seed. Licking his lips, he tugged back on her hair, meeting her eyes.

>>11090413
Definitely Morrigan.

>>11090578
The cops on their way.

>>11090555
what about girls (male)

>>11090580

Its never Morrigan. There is no Morrigan anymore.

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>>11090579
>Ha...pranked, bitch...
Top 10 lines you don't want to hear during sex.

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>>11090367
>Megumin lets out a giggle from the fingertips delving not only over her soft, plump curves, but teasing her flat belly, and gasps as he reaches even higher to fondle those tiny, budding mounds hidden under dress to find the mage's pink nips standing right to attention. Megumin is helpless to do little more than lean on the adult, a dopey grin on her face, and simply lets her meagre weight press her pliable, peachy rear down on the man's lap, wiggling it the tiniest amount with the trace strength in her hips, so her plush cheeks can catch the bulging shape there
Ha..ah..y-you're tickling me now! It.s..a..good thing I like you! Or Megumin would have to..seek her revenge on you with her explosion magic for..touching me like this!

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>me

>>11090426
Yeah, I can get a bit musky down under.

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>>11090446
>>11090483
>JUST as I started work comes down on me like the walls of Jericho.
I'm giving up for the day. I'll see you guys around

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>>11090594
Can't say I tried to warn you.

First 24.

>>11090555
Well then, if you're a 100% cockslut. How can I help you with this? I'm down in joining this bandwagon.

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>>11090602
Henrik Lundqvist

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>>11090602
here's your (You)

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>>11090602
Tommy Lasorda Baseball for the Sega Genesis cover

>>11090599
>>11090599
Alright Mama DMG. Thanks for helping out. Have a good day.

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>11090602
kitter

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>>11090602
Toshinori

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>>11090602
Loligun

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>>11090507
>The Archmage sits right up at the suggestion like a bolt and raises her eyebrows. There's a whole new nervous tension in her voice, and a fluttering beneath the girl's flat chest.
Well..that is a...purely..academic question...honestly...I don't know!
>The line of questioning is finally too much for Megumin and she squints her eyes shut and yells out
Why are you asking anyway?! Is it because you want to!?!

>>11090555
Well, if you're this eager, I think you can find a few needy dicks who'd like a bit of love

>>11090594
>Megumin talking in 3rd person
wew lad

>>11090595
That's a juicy butthole...

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>>11090602
Kanna

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>>11090602
Yu "peko destroyer" naracucki

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>>11090598
(little busy atm I'm afraid, but maybe later?)

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>>11090602
Kuroneko

>Negan
I'll come back later.

>>11090642
All ready to be filled with a cock of any size~ (Limits may apply.)

>>11090639
Do you have a card? Another anon here, but you're pretty good.

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>>11090602
Literally the majority of erp

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>>11090602
Mirai

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>>11090602
Definitely Morrigan

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>>11090602
Andy Bathgate

>>11090655
t. HGfag

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>>11090602
Jiren the Gay

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>>11090602
Ringo Ando

>>11090652
>not helping the thread in a time of need
Don't come back, cunt.

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>>11090602
Lucoa

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>>11090602
Umiko.

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>>11090602
Megumi

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>>11090602
Sharktopus

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>>11090666
>time of need
>Implying i have a duty to the thread
Fuck off.

What is this meme? Please enlighten me.

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>>11090602
Cirno

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>>11090602
Dr WIlliam Birkin

>>11090594
>He pinches a nipple between his fingers, teasing the meager breasts for all they're worth. She's so pliable in his embrace, so soft, that he can no longer resist the temptation. His fingers give her butt one last squeeze, scracthing it a tiny bit with his fingernails.

I wonder if you're ticklish down here too.

>His hand slides inside her panties and right on top of her pussy. Touching her little nub every so slightly, teasingly, he is eager to see just how she'll react. Maybe this explosion-obsessed girl isn't at all familiar with the wonders of her own body.

Have you ever touched the inside?

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>>11090602
Ruri Chan

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>>11090602
Mini cock sleeve

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>>11090602
Tifa

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>>11090602
Mad Chaser

>>11090681
Shitposting.

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>>11090602
Literally Me

>>11090639
>He coughs and chokes on a mouthful of tea, and takes a second to get his breath back. The counselor then looks at his diploma on the back wall of his office, then to the reproduction of the portrait of Rene Descartes on the other side. He looks conflicted for a second, then mumbles.
And what if I say that I want to ? What would you say, then ?

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>>11090602
Cutest idol

>>11090681
HG is gonna have a game here, just let it pass since it's just gonna be a guy posting slides with maybe some commentary.

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>>11090602
Rape Horse

I'll take this over Morrigan and DMG any day.

>>11090681
Megumin caused it

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>>11090602
Furry threesome

>>11090706
By doing what?

>>11090706
>Blaming ERP for HG autism

>>11090648
(Er, actually. Nevermind that.)

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>>11090588
Well, if their cocks are so useless, there's no helping it! Only more cute girls to service real men's cocks.
I don't like it too much, because it's still a cock down there, and it still deserves worship... but oh well.
>>11090612
>>11090640
I'm really sorry, my dear lovely anons. I'd love to dutifully service you and keep your cocks wet and clean, but something popped up, so I gotta go!
I really want to stay and worship each and every cock I get, but real life calls, y'know?

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>>11090602
Clawdia

>>11090704
I'll take Walking Dead Autism over your bitching every thread.

>>11090683
Strongest game 100 when?

>>11090722
>something popped up
You bet it did

>>11090653
Yeah, looks like its real hungry...
>The anon's a bit enamored with the sight, and can't help but get flushed a bit as his body readies itself to feed the hungry hole
You come around here often, miss?

>>11090706
>One guy's autism caused it*
FTFY
Although I'm getting a dejavu from when that Ribbon autist spammed us as well.

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>>11090602
Adachi

Megumin is Negan

>>11090715
By being a loli.

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Fuck off HG or I'll pull out my gore folder and enter any games you play here with images from it.

>>11090602
36 pls

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>>11090602
Foot Vore

>Negan spends every hour of every day lurking ERP in hopes of finding a way to be relevant
Heh.

>>11090744
Oh no!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It's not like we've ever dealt with anything like that before?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?

Kek, kys. Bring it the fuck on, fag.

>>11090722
I understand completely. Do you have discord? If that's the case, I'll keep my cock extra dirty for you.

>you're still following him like retarded lemmings
I hope Negan leads you off a cliff, you mindless tools.

>>11090706
The fuck did Megumin do? He's starting it in reply to Megumin in order for cunts like you to start trashtalking the only person who was actually having a session.

>>11090744
>spamming a 4chan based community with gore

The humanity

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>>11090744
>Gore
Nah mate.
Use porn or shitty pictures instead.
They will ban gore but some of the cuck host actually accept porn pictures not realizing it ruins the game for others

t. resident HG shitposter

>>11090744
Thats ok ill just report you for spamming :^)

>>11090744
>he thinks gore will do anything bad
it'll just bring back memories of our /b/ days, pure nostalgia
go ahead.

>>11090751
Kill yourself Megumin

>>11090744
Anon calm the fuck down, HGs been getting a lot of shitpost entries lately so it's not like you'll be changing anything.

>people who don't know Negan is an erpfag

>>11090756
yeh thats right all right yeh stick yur dick in shit and make me lick it off aw yeh yeh i lik

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>>11090578
>Seo just can't get enough of this. She's actually in tears of laughter, barely able continue those lascivious, decadent licks and nuzzles of her totally wrecked, pre-messed face at the same time.
Hahaha, that's too much. I'm sorry I'm not an underaged giiirrrrll
>The bully says just as she starts one long,firm lickfrom his balls, long the centre line of the virgin's cock and right over his pulsing glans, before laying a loud, smacking kiss on his purple crown.
I can't believe I'm putting a cock that wants to violate a grade-schooler on my face, ha!
>Seo grins, pressing her cheek against the throbbing cock again and letting him literally fuck her face, his tip barging past her silk, pre-sticky locks at the apex of each pathetic, desperate thrust.
Ygonna just splurg on my face? Or do you wanna try here?
>She points a dainty fucker at wet mouth, drooling over the NEET's sack
If I suck hard enough maybe it'll feel like a loli's snatch~

>>11090758
Hi Virra

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>>11090748
>>11090594
Since our friend over here shows no signs of stopping, why should I?

I'll treat you guys to a 36.

Gimme a little to set up again.

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Would you a Ririna, ERP?

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>>11090744
For every gore image I'll post a futa

>>11090744
Do it you thin skinned typefucker. Give us your worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg
>THE LEVEL OF THIS SHITPOSTING

>Kamina is such an autist he believes he owns Megumin

Kill yourself

>>11090777
Hi [insert random drama-related ava here, look at me mom, I know names, can you stop hitting me now]

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>>11090732
N-Not that kinda thing, anon!
...Well, that, and something else.
>>11090756
well, if you'd like, feel free to post your discord and I'll add you!
I-I'm not that big of a fan of posting my discord here.

>>11090788
I'd anything else than shitposting.

>>11090791
LOL THAT NIGGA SMUGGLING A LONGVAPE IN HER PANTIES LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>ERP shitposting itself by falseflagging as HG
Top kek.

>he doesnt know negan is working with one of the erp discords to drive the thread to discord

>>11090798
Seems to be owning both her and the entire thread considering how much you all melt down every time! I love this shit.

Why don't you guys ERP in the HG thread?

>HG's shitposting is so ineffective they have to resort to falseflagging as ERPfags falseflagging as HG to be relevant
Heh

>>11090736
Mhm~!
>She giggles, and sways her ass from side to side, knowing well the effects it can have.
Actually, no. This is my first time here!

>>11090795
I wonder how they filmed this, the movements don't seem to loop

>ALL OF THESE PEOPLE IMPLYING I CARE ABOUT SHITPOSTING AN DRAMA
I JUST WANT A GAME, I DONT CARE IF I HAVE TO GO TO /ERP/ OR TO /B/ OR TO /HG/ OR WHEREVER TO GET ONE, I JUST WANT ONE. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF ITS A /CO/DE OR DEFAULT OR ANYTHING, I JUST WANT 1 (ONE)

>>11090791
I want to suck off that dick and drink her love juices until she's either completely empty or I'm completely full.

>ERP is HG is ERP is HG is ERP is HG

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Alright, I got about two hours before I gotta leave to move up, anyone want quick buttjobs/facesitting?

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>>11090823
We have Aikawa, he does it for us.

>>11090794
Meanwhile your host is so triggered by loli that he's hosting in the thread.

>>11090823
It's been done before. Nothing comes of it. People ignore it and carry on.

If you want to get HG mad, you have to play their politics.

>>11090805
Same here actually. Especially with the shitposting at the moment. Our paths will cross again.

Do you have a name you go by?

>>11090839
Don't bother, babe. Wait for HG to stop posting first.
Ah, which Jasper is this?

>>11090805
(Owain#9305. I was>>11090139)

>>11090839
>haydee
Fuck dammit I was going to pick her up
>HGfag

>>11090815
Negan is working with Ribbon.

>>11090855
>picking up assbot for the non-lewd thread
For what fathomable purpose

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I'd as what we did to egg you on this time, but let's be frank; you dumbasses never needed a reason to be stupid.

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>>11085815

>>11090841
>aikawa
>erp
>ever
huh?

So I'm relatively new to this board. Why do we have beef with HG? Don't they just run hunger games simulations?

>>11090839
A buttjob from Haydee and/or 2B would be nice.

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>>11090853
Nah, its trivial to rp through. And I'm the not trash Jasper.....not as in like, the other Jasper is bad, she just literally calls herself 'trash'. That's her name I'm pretty sure

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Post cards so I can see who I want to ERP with.

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>>11090852
Maybe! I may or may not be around here later.
Um... like, way later.
>>11090854
Hehe, I kinda figured it was you! I already have you added, goofball.

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>>11090686
Eeee!
>Those wandering fingers elect a wriggle and a squeal from the young girl with their tickling. The touch upon her sensitive rump sends Megumin's flat chest rising and falling in rapid motions, her little head swells with feelings the mage can't quite understand, and when the adults fingers explore a little lower, he finds those black, lacey panties already damp
Of..course not! Crimson Demons do- I mean..
>She gulps and smiles, remembering herself, and says he last word in quieter, more tender tone, dropping the pretence.
No...it feels nice though...I like it when you touch me all..around there...

>>11090864
>doesn't talk/easy to rp with
>sexy so i'll get lots of (you)s
>doubles as a porn folder
I'd kinda like to see how this Haydee works.

>>11090839
Hairy?

>>11090874

Yeah, but they always have to come over here and bug us with it.

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>>11090866
If I hear one more fucking word coming from your illiterate cuntface, I'll eat every fucking chicken in this place.

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>yfw this is erp falseflagging as erp falseflagging as hg falseflagging as erp falseflagging as hg falseflagging as an anti-loli shitposter

>>11090879
What's a card? In this context, anyway.

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>>11090839
>>11090900

>>11090896

One more fucking word.

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>>11090866
Eat a dick

>>11090894
Oh. Kinda weird, but makes sense.

>>11090882
Don't stop.

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>>11090877
>>11090839
Hey babe. When are you gonna RKO me outta nowhere?

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>>11090876
You got a preference?
>And
One day maybe....one day

>>11090866
Boco you are the last fucking person who should be making that statement.

>>11090880
>>11090805
Screw it.

It's Squeeks! #8446

>>11090917
>giving it yous
Please Anonymous, I thought you were better than that

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>>11090912
Sorry, I don't really have the time to bully you right about now, maybe some other time

>>11090921
(i tried adding you but it wouldn't let me!)
(I guess this is where we part ways, anon.)

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>yfw this is all Ainz's secret plan to shatter trash and rebuild it as one glorious theme board

Sasuga Ainz-sama

>>11090906
So characters, basically?

>>11090908
Shut up Starscream. You failed me again.

>>11090941
Take out the space before the #

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>>11090614
>>11090621
>>11090622
>>11090632
>>11090633
>>11090637
>>11090646
>>11090647
>>11090650
>>11090655
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>>11090882
Ladies

Gentlemen

Pedophiles

Are you ready to compete in this exercise?

>>11090942
>>11090942
>>11090942

>>11090942
>>11090942
>>11090942

Star hosting a real game. Enjoy.

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>>11090966
I want to swap seats.

>>11090830
>Before he realizes it, he's suddenly a lot closer to the mysterious temptress, as if her swaying commanded his body to move without his say. His crotch presses against her lovely rump, his member desperate to break free of the confines of his shorts
Welcome to the club...

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>>11090951
Pretty much.
>>11090966
Hop to it, nigga.

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>>11090931
Eh, that's fair. Maybe some other time.
Have fun posting while
>hg
is here. I'll be lurking. :^)

>>11090914
How about Haydee forces herself on me by sitting on my face and if I do a good job, she'll give me a buttjob?

>>11090882
No? A curious choice with the black lace.

>He cups her mound his hand, feeling the warmth of the reddened skin against his palm. Delicately, careful not to startle her too much, his fingers curl closer towards her entrance and lightly touch the pink skin just past her lower lips. He's aroused, bulge straining against the cloth that covers it, poking against her ass. Hearing her admit her pleasure at his touch, his fingers probe deeper, touching the tender folds of pink skin with care.

>>11090963
(duh, I tried that already. You need to get rid of your samurai, goofball.)
(you can't receive friend invites from random people, so disable that in your settings.)

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This hunger games thing is NOT ERP.

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>>11090579
(Fuck! Sorry I lost track of this one with all the activity.)
>The pure shock of having that white hot, thick cock that had driven her so insane ripped so unceremoniously from her leaves Seo gasping, choking on thin air - but the single sensation of that fat, hard length stabbing her right back in her sopping pussy was enough to instantly push her over the edge. Seo's eyes roll back, her tongue wags out, and every inch of the brutalised bully's athletic form spasms, flexing and convulsing in wild, random motions, the only control being how she shoves her hips back to make sure that throbbing length is utterly hilted in her melted, contracting pussy as it coils around it, milking his length for every thick rope of virile seed it can drain into her fertile, unprotected womb. When Seo's panting, sweaty, broken body is lifted up by her hair, anon can admire in his handiwork the dumb, happy expression her ruined face, smeared with his spit. She smiles back at him, and licks her lips.
Nice...prank. You got me.
>Seo can just manage a single wink before she slumps down onto the floor face first, a contented, broken-in mess.

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>>11090975
What's wrong babe?

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>>11091000
Hmmm. A bit out there since normally I just play her as a regular old sex bot, but it honestly sounds kind nice. Like I said I got two /maybe/ three hours here, so excuse me if some of my replies are rushed. I assume you want me to start?

>>11091014
No shit sherlock. Neither is your autistic screeching

>>11091014
Just play all your events in an erotic way