HG thread - Penetrate my clit edition
Give me tributes
Tsurubami Senri!
Scruffy
Henrik Lundqvist
>>11076073
Flamin' Yawn
>>11076073
Sliver Queen
Seto Kaiba
Sonata Dusk
Lord Beerus
>>11076073
Night Dog
Aron
Elias Ainsworth
Vince
>>11076073
Nana
>>11076073
Fighter
>>11076073
Bat the Rouge
Why does this feel like bait?
>>11076073
Zer0
>>11076128
I can assure you it isn't
>>11076128
The OP picture, probably.
Araragi Karen
Vic Viper
Velma
Big Brain Paul
>>11076073
Sly Marbo
Looking like it's going to be a 24. In that case, I still need 6 more
>>11076160
But I'm a girl, not a cat.
>>11076160
thanks buddy
>>11076160
Thanks anon. I bet you're cool too.
>>11076160
Spaghetti
>>11076073
Lord Tony
>>11076073
Astolfo!
>male
Christ-Chan
>>11076162
the Ghost
>>11076160
I try to be
>>11076160
Scruffy is just a janitor, sir. He has no time to be a cool cat like those young 'uns on the streets with their hiphop, their blood and being cripple.
>>11076162
Medias Moritake
Ceasar
Star Butterfly
>>11076160
I appreciate your words of kindness.
piss face rat baby
Check it
Swap it
Spin it
Twist it
Bop it
>>11076160
Cats are thieves, usually.
>>11076114
>>11076201
>>11076210
Tuesday
>>11076210
I recently signed up for the New New York Society For The Protection Of Africans and the little letters told me to be kind to endangered subhuman species. Get that poor fellow in.
>>11076194
>>11076219
Nah you keep it Vince I was too late. I'll be rooting for you!
>>11076210
>She bops the current score board and then twists it.
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11076232
Want to have mine then?
>>11076210
>>11076150
Jinkies
>>11076204
>>11076232
You sure? I already made the swap, but I can change it back if you want
>>11076241
>>11076237
Nah I'm good, gotta up my speed. Who are you so I can cheer for you as well?
>>11076246
Yeah I'm sure host.
>>11076232
Ah, che bel vivere, La la la la.
>>11076220
>>11076229
>>11076241
Your kindness will not go unnoticed.
>>11076249
...jinkies
And with that,
WE'RE DOING IT LIVE
>>11076249
>literally a mirrored image
>>11076278
You can take my gun, stranger. But you will never take MY PORN BOOK!
...God I loved that movie. Never get between a Scotsman and his naked boobies.
>>11076278
>>11076278
Seems like we meet again, Flamin Yawn. Do you remember me? I won after beating you a couple of arenas ago... But this time I'll eat you once and for all, prepare yourself!
>>11076278
>>11076261
Your words are incoherent, hound.
>>11076261
Wait! I think I know this one.... uhmmm.
J'espère que vous êtes victorieux!
....I think I got that right?
>>11076278
>Vince clears his throat before inhaling some mysterious gas, and just like that. His voice sounds just like Howard Stern
The idea for the Mansion predates Disneyland and WED Enterprises, to when Walt Disney hired the first of his Imagineers. The first known illustration of the park showed a main street setting, green fields, western village and a carnival. Disney Legend Harper Goff developed a black-and-white sketch of a crooked street leading away from main street by a peaceful church and graveyard, with a run-down manor perched high on a hill that towered over main street.
>Vince just keeps babling about the details of the haunted mansion and it might bores the shit out of Sliverqueen
>>11076329
>>11076337
Can robots even get seizures?
Whoever stole the cat's lunch probably just ended the universe tbqh. Thanks for that
Also wew sorry that 7 minute wait for this
Is this /ourguy/?
>>11076364
At lease it's not a bloodbath death.
>>11076364
this is definitely a suckasso
>>11076342
>>11076360
A peculiar change in elocution. Who taught you this knowledge, hound?
>>11076364
The little nutritive value is almost not worth the texture.
>>11076364
>Scruffy's will lays behind his swinging body
>''I leave the total sum of 84 dollars and 15 cents to Phillip J. Fry. Don't let him share anything with the crustacaen or the black bureaucraft. And for the love of Robot Jesus burn my porn collection.
~Scruffy''
Shit, is the start of a beautiful romance between these two equally incomprehensible creatures?
>>11076364
Ka-ching!
>>11076391
Woof! Pancakes.
>>11076402
This smell is unmistakable. But where is the source?
>>11076418
Madness manifests in all creatures it seems.
>>11076364
>Her body freezes at the sight of the truck driver hanging from a rope, dripping blood on the floor. Even so her eyes scan his body downwards and notices the suicide note laying down through droplets of blood. She walks closer to the body and picks up the note reading the content of it >>11076401 .
The love of Robot Jesus, huh? I think Zer0 might know how to light up the porn collection of this poor man... Or Nii-chan might have an idea since he deletes his own porn constantly.
>>11076402
Uhh... Kaiba, are you okay?
>She pokes the man with a wooden stick to see if he wakes up.
>>11076327
I've got some meat you can eat...some tuna. It helps keep your muscles lean after an intense workout.
I bet it likes golden showers the suck fuck
Large grounds and nice view?
What more do I have to say?
Please don't mind the ghosts
>>11076402
...
>>11076432
You plant your brasicas in may, cover them in mulch.
>>11076463
>Vince kidnaps the maid before raping her
>>11076482
We have no interest in gardening.
>>11076463
But this fruit will feed us regardless.
>>11076257
>Ah, sorry about the late reply. That was me.
Sliver no, I don't think you can do tha-
ZERZERO NO
A silent Aron isn't all that strange to see. I don't know why you're so concerned
>>11076463
*sick fuck
wew
>>11076504
This is the longest I've lasted
>>11076502
>Vince just remains silent
>>11076504
>Vince throws the maid he just raped into the middle of the other people
>>11076449
Tuna helps to the muscles after an intense workout? Huh... I didn't know until now. Then I'll grab all the tuna you have but I only have 1000 yen.
>Her eyes dart down to look at her hand and the money she's holding, and she remembers why she has the money right now. Instead of buying the tuna she closes her hand and slips the money right into her pocket.
Sorry but this money is for some services.
So I guess that joining in on an all ghost orgy converted everyone's favorite cyborg assassin in a gearbox game into an outright necrophiliac.
Thanks for that
>>11076517
>kissu
>>11076565
Oh my, how lewd
>>11076565
>>11076504
>she just drops juveniles onto the maid who proceed to eat her
>>11076538
Speak, hound. Be consistent.
>>11076565
Demonic entities have no restrictions regarding shape. These creatures are not normal humans.
>>11076582
>Klaus Kinski was a German actor. He appeared in more than 130 films, and was a leading role actor in the films of Werner Herzog, including Aguirre, the Wrath of God, Nosferatu the Vampyre, Woyzeck, Fitzcarraldo, and Cobra Verde.
I don't understand the need to do this whole "Mr." thing this code has going on. Why can't you just say "Bela Lugosi" or "Lon Chaney"?
Despite being a "piss baby" who may or may not be part rat, he seems to be doing something right
>>11076609
This is too lewd for me
>>11076603
Do you not wish to speak? Are you unable? Perhaps we should circumvent vocal communication altogether and access your mind directly.
>>11076609
The is always prey. Always a predator.
>>11076618
Not for me
>winks
>laugh track
>>11076638
Figaro figaro figaro!
>same event with the same people two day slides in a row
Don't judge him, Fighter. His actions are far too genius for someone of "average" intelligence
>>11076644
>>11076652
Looks like we turned this rape into a murder
>>11076651
>>11076652
>she does take a peek into his mind
>the madness kills her
>>11076665
and now looping right back around to "consensual sex" I think
>>11076688
I never signed up for this
>>11076676
>At the same time. You hear Luciano Pavarotti singing Il barbiere di siviglia "Largo al factotum" and it just loops again and again.
You can't "burn down" something without a structure, can you?
I bet that it was
A hot looking undead babe
You necrophile fuck
>>11076699
Shhh, it's all over now
You saw someone looking back at you in the mirror? Say it ain't so?
... unless that figure wasn't your own reflection. K-Kaiba?
>>11076703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTk79LAd0eM
Oh shit son it's F E A S T T I M E
Considering how fancy the locale is, here's some suitably classy eating music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osVWAufnauE
>>11076784
La la la la la la la LA!
>>11076740
It wasn't for love.
Curiosity to cat,
and I paid the price.
>>11076829
DELET THIS
>>11076829
>>11076864
I don't get it.
>>11076829
I don't get it
After some post feast peace, we're down to our FINAL THREE
WILL OUR WINNER BE
>monkey
>man with a skull head
OR
>a young girl with combat experience and melee weapons
>>11076893
Rooting the ape
I think the conflict between these FINAL TWO can be best summed up by 12 seconds into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrClFo3oOfg
>>11076927
Based corpse removing the cancer.
Shit, so a monkey CAN actually fight a man and win.
>>11076927
Go Fighter!
>>11076971
The humans wanted this war, not him!
Good work, monkey. Thank 4 gaem
Congratulations to the Harbinger of a New Age!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDbwEQG2cqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDbwEQG2cqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDbwEQG2cqI
whoop
(1/2)
>>11076996
Congratulations.
>>11077009
Thank you.
>>11076954
nice digits
>>11076996
>Congratulations, Ceasar.
>>11077009
>Thanks for the game.
>>11076996
>>11076971
At least a good guy won, right? Thankaranya for hosto bosto.
whoop
(2/2)
>>11076982
>>11077021
>>11077025
>>11077036
no problem at all my dudes, 's what I do.
>>11077036
Oh my fucking god fuck off
>>11077036
stay based
>>11076971
Shame! But, with as little attention as was paying, only fair.
>>11076996
Congratulations. My thanks, friend!
>>11077036
>Look at me I did it again XDDDDDD
Kill yourself
>>11077100
This post could apply to you as well, just saying.
>>11077118
Kill yourself, Karen
>>11077127
You know you've lost the argument the moment you start namedropping, faggoto.
>>11077036
>>11077100
>go to wikipedia
>click bassoon
>switch to german version of the article
be mine edits when?
>>11077177
kek that's beautiful. Definitely stealing that one
>>11077177
>>11077194
Go ahead. I'd be happy to see it in use.
anyone got some movie recommendations?
>he doesn't play the fagott
Lmao at your pathetic lives
>>11077239
Karen plays the faggotto
>>11077239
It's honestly a fun instrument to hear, but super dull to play.
>>11077225
Do it please.
>>11077236
Pulp Fiction
>>11077236
Hateful 8
>>11077249
>>11077252
Quentin plz
>>11077225
No
>>11077236
Anything by Tarantino. >>11077249 and >>11077252 have the right idea
>>11077225
If this means what I think it means, yes please.
I remember the time when your heart was free of hatred.
Now, anon, I'd like you to take a look at this inkblot, and tell me what it reminds you of. There are no wrong answers.
>>11077290
A big black cock.
>>11077177
>>11077239
Why do Germans have such funny words?
>>11077290
hands
>>11077290
Ponies
>>11077236
Jurassic Park
>>11077290
Two guys having a very compley secret handshake
>>11077305
We're a funny people.
>>11077290
The shitposting side of me clashing with my old innocent self.
Shit, 2-1 compels me to go again
Hit me up with more people
>>11077348
Zer0
Given the current state of these threads I'll give us another 2 or so months before shitposting completely takes over. We have already lost 95% of our hosts and no avafags can't fag what they want due to be shitposted into the ground.
>>11077348
Sliver Queen
>You're the hero HG needs
>>11077348
A Big Rubber Dick
>>11077348
Lana's mother
>>11077378
Shut up Karen
>>11077348
Fighter
>>11077348
Elias Ainsworth
>>11077348
Araragi Koyomi
>>11077348
Roxanne
>>11077348
Eric Andre
>>11077290
Two dudes having an intense pinkie swear handshake.
>>11077296
You seem to be subconsciously fascinated by sex, most likely with a dominant partner.
>>11077306
You sound like you're quite dedicated to your appearance.
>>11077308
You watch too much TV.
>>11077312
I sense that you long for friendship.
>>11077330
You have nostalgic, if unpleasant, memories about HG. I recommend a follow-up appointment within the next couple of minutes.
Now that'll be $200
>>11077348
Freud
>>11077378
Some hosts don't care about shitposting, so they'll probably power through. But I agree with the core statement.
>>11077411
You're not wrong, Siggie.
But you're also just cold reading.
>>11077348
Jack Frost
>>11077378
Shitposting will never take over.
As long as there's a host, there'll be a game to win, to enjoy, to make memories of.
Despair will only harden the passion of those who truly wish to protect this community.
>>11077411
>You seem to be subconsciously fascinated by sex
You're the one posting pictures of big black cocks there, baldy.
>>11077435
Hi Yakko
>>11077348
Vic Viper
>>11077290
Reminds me of...slimes, in middle of attack. Blobby, incoherent.
>>11077348
Lord Beerus
>>11077435
kek
>>11077348
Araragi Karen
>>11077348
Better dead than Al Bhed
>>11077432
No one can fag in peace anymore its as if people are trying to force a meta and push others out
>>11077480
I try to encourage people that get shat on when I see it.
>>11077480
Kill yourself, Karen
Love you fags.
Yes, even (You).
Be happy and give no fucks about trivial shit.
>>11077348
Good Pirates
>>11077504
Sleep more and wash your hair more often, then you'll find a boyfriend. Good luck.
>>11077497
Like this cuck here
>>11077348
Aron
Still need 9 more, yo
>>11077516
>>11077348
a horsecock
>>11077527
>He doesn't want a dirty slob for a gf
>>11077533
My new toaster
>>11077348
Ruby Gloom
>>11077480
>No one
lmao speak for yourself
not everyone is insecure
seriously why would you give a shit on here of all places
>>11077348
Marisa kirisame
>>11077348
Bread
>>11077547
I like things being non-stick.
OUCH!
>>11077348
Jirou Kyouka
>>11077348
Golden paradise
>>11077567
I fucking hate you all.
>>11077348
Nana
>>11077348
Sonic
>>11077599
What's wrong with bread?
>>11077348
Lenny
Why is One Peace so retarded?
>>11077635
It's shonen. The intended audience likes it that way.
>>11077635
It's like DBZ. Any time they're not engaged in some epic fight it's dogshit.
>>11077635
HIS NAME IS ZOLO HES LIKE A SAMURAI
Look at this for a few minutes
>>11077635
One world
One love
One peace, my brother
>>11077650
First in and last out.
That is how this will happen.
Stop burning daylight.
I only have the one pic because this is dumb meme filler, but swap
>>11077516
for
>>11077629
>>11077629
>D-did you get your wincard
>>11077639
Seriously, I look at the panels and I often have no idea what's happening.
Name a single good shonen.
Protip: You can't.
>>11077665
Gee, thanks me hearty!
>>11077667
Ruby gave it to me. Thank you very much!
>>11077672
Ah, I thought you meant the anime.
Yeah but that's just the artstyle, no? Overloaded panels are confusing.
>>11077678
Full metal alchemist
>>11077650
>>11077553
>>11077602
>>11077650
disregard >>11077693
and swap out >>11077557
>>11077650
Redongo bongo to kick some butt,
>>11077705
>touches teeth
>>11077680
>alright nice
>>11077693
>ay thanks for that
>>11077704
Well thanks Marisa.
>>11077711
No need to thank me, people need to get their wincards somehow.
>>11077650
Disregard this swap
>>11077704
>>11077708
>Tries to bite the anon's fingers
>>11077650
Disregard this disregard. >>11077725
He's a shitposter.
>>11077557
>>11077704
>>11077725
Samefag check
Is this good?
Even if it isn't, starting in 2
>>11077650
Disregard this disregard of my disregard>>11077741
>mfw literal shitposter
>>11077727
>bites your teeth
>>11077752
Looks good let's go
Whoop Whoop
>>11077756
>She takes a couple of step back away from anon.
Careful, anon, you don't know how strong my teeth are.
>>11077714
Sorry Rube.
>>11077785
Stay assblasted silver queef
>>11077773
What does this remind you of?
>>11077774
Kill yourself
>>11077785
Don't worry about it.
>>11077774
>tongue kissu
>>11077794
A pelvis.
>>11077727
>>11077794
A bird's face desu. Also stop fucking little boys
>>11077818
be mine
>>11077819
Uh...there was a scientific reason for it.
>>11077812
You sound like you're interested in anatomy as well.
>>11077818
Be mine
>>11077808
>Karen raises a brow to see the anon kissing a pillow with enthusiasm. She doesn't want to disturb how he makes out with the pillow and leaves the room, closing the door behind her.
>>11077819
He did it, I saw him!
>She says on the phone and one second later another Karen walks forward.
I'll take you to the prison, big boy.
>Then another Karen comes in driving a police car.
>>11077855
this scares me so much
>>11077841
Barely.
>>11077818
>Hugs you and crushes your bones during the hug.
You brough this upon yourself Aikawhore
>>11077794
Massive black cock.
>>11077878
Calm down King Knight
Sleeping and eating with your toaster may be fun, but please don't take it in the bath with your toaster
>>11077841
Scheisse, I forgot to ask what everyone thought this was.
>>11077819
>Zer0 holds the Easter egg in a claw grip with his fingers, examining it. Looking like a stereotypical Easter egg was nothing wrong with it, he shrugs and puts it back next to the bush where he found it. His helmet beams out ":)" as he stands back up.
No purpose to me,
but a kid may enjoy it.
Happy Easter, all.
>>11077889
>The assassin curls up in a ball under Beerus' care, rocking back and forth as he cradles his own knees, desperately trying to forget the nightmare he had: "X".
Kill yourself Aikawa
>>11077896
So funny!!! xDD
>>11077874
wha-
>coughs blood on her
>>11077906
Legendary RP
Mmm mmm mmm partially melted sugar!
>>11077912
>Minimal RP
>Gets all the animu pus
Jealous?
Just so you know, the stalker is Ramsay.
Bye
>>11077938
Do you got nay proof to back your statement? And I am sorry but your ass is not a valid source.
>>11077938
Surely you have proof. You wouldn't just be accusing someone you don't like?
>>11077922
>my toaster is doing better in the tournament than i am
This really gets me thinking, why hasn't anyone tried to sell an onahole disguised as a toaster?
>>11077922
>Holding Nana's hand, Zer0 gazes across the chocolate landscape before extending an arm and a solitary finger and gesturing across the land, cutting a horizontal line across the air with hit digit.
Go to town.
>>11077794
Boldore
Like the pokemon
>>11077938
Because they both live in germany?
>>11077974
Ramsay isn't from germany.
>>11077973
Oh shit, I see it now.
>>11077974
As a, ethnical German I take offense to that.
>>11077863
return to the main discord cunt
>>11077959
>Not being able to eat means little to Zer0 as he smushes the chocolate against his helmet where his mouth would be in his deliriously happy state. His helmet project fights through the melted candy to beam out "YUM".
I just remembered I was supposed to host until prime time.
Whoops.
>>11077794
Galaga.
>>11077959
>crumbs in toaster
>you like this
>>11077991
And nothing of value was lost.
Kill yourself Adachi
How can you even fuck a mechs? Androids I can barely understand as it is, but a fucking mech?
>>11077938
Stalker isn't Ramsay.
It's me.
Or Wiggins.
>>11078003
Are we going to play this game again?
>>11078004
You can buy sex androids of some sort in nipland these days. So yes it is quite possible to nut inside a mechanical creation these days.
>>11078004
>Passing through the land of candy canes, Zer0 breaks one off a bundle next to him as he walks by and practices his sword techniques with the confectionery.
Hiyah!
>>11077819
Oh man, your birthday is in hmmhmmuary too? Well obviously we should throw a big 3 man party for some reason! I mean, it's not like we're trying to kill each other or anything right now.
>>11077889
Yeah that's him officers, the yellow guy that tried to... Uh... Shut down a party? Yeah, that's DEFINITELY what he did! Get him!
>>11077922
Eggs.
>>11077959
Listen, this is strictly for survival purposes alright? It's not like I'm trying to get a feel in or anything, heheh.
>>11078037
Eric, no. I thought we were bros!
What are you even talking about? He's smiling, it's just upside down
>>11078020
But tell me, are those androids multiple stories tall and are they weapon equipped?
Can they even transform into a starship?
>>11078020
How's the national policy on fisting android girls? I really want to pound some robo puss puss.
>>11078058
>the only possible explanation is that Zer0 has gone completely batshit insane due to happiness overload.
>>11078058
I don't know and to be plain with you, good sir: I don't even want to know. All I know is that the yanks should've dropped more than two.
>>11078072
>good sir
What kind of haircut have you got?
>>11078071
Or that he's fucking gay
>>11078076
I cut my own hair so a short buzz most of the time, especially in this fucking heat.
>>11078061
Shit son. They're going to have civil right activists at some point if they have some form of latent emotions and sentient feelings.
What a time to be alive. Soon I can fuck a robot that looks like my waifu.
how long until new faction games
Egads, I daresay it is time for the Tea Party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCi2u265wxQ
FATCION GAEMSI N THREE HOEURS.
>>11078080
>Assuredly, the assassin only has feelings for the female gender, even if he can't copulate. Even if he was gay, it sure as hell would not be for horses.
>Regardless, Zer0 wakes up the next morning, sees just what he was cuddling with, and runs away as fast as possible, helmet flashing out "X" as fast as the human eye can discern it. He tries to convince himself he's still asleep, in denial about his newfound love for bestiality.
This is a nightmare.
This is no reality.
It just has to be.
>>11078102
>To try to forget what happened, the assassin has a helluva fun time at the Feast.
>>11078047
Hey man, I'm just doing my part as a citizen of Party City to make sure that you properly pay for your crimes of "shuting down our 4 am party because you want to sleep".
>>11078058
H-hey wait a minute, what are you arresting me for?! I was the one helping you idiots from the start remember?! I probably deserve this!
>>11078084
Robotics will follow through on the promises VR made. I can't wait for the android uprising, we'll be a slave race to hot mechanical robo sluts.
Is pudding conductive? I sure hope to g*d it's not
This is what happens when you fuck around with a tea party rather than do your job as a God of Destruction. This is why your mortal level was second worst
>>11078076
Anyone knows Bachman from Silicon Valley? That but darkbrown color instead.
>>11078150
>The assassin has completely lost his mind.
>He bounds around and frolics in the land, balloon clutched in one hand while the other gestures out to all the sights of happiness and deliciousness: ":D".
Zer(Zero) n0
Yeah, I have to take it in for repairs. It's almost as if someone got pudding inside of it or something.
>>11078184
>Congratulations, Zer0! The horse penis you cuddled with is now emotionally attached! Have fun!
I ship Zer0 with the horsecock, do you?
>>11078203
I ship myself with a rope.
>shares her lollipop to
sasuga, 8ch
>>11078220
I ship it.
>>11078227
Rooting Asswhore.
Zer0, your new husbando is cheating on you ;-;
Winrar next
I sail in a relationship boat with the lovely Suz.
Only I can stop myself now
>>11078227
>Anything to forget about the horse penis. Zer0 sniffs the flowers despite not being able to smell, but the action still relaxes him anyways: ":)".
>>11078266
>A step up from the horse penis dreaming about him, definitely.
>tfw tried to strangle myself unironically
I think something's wrong with me.
Bestiality is actually a criminal offence in many jurisdictions, mr cyborg ninja man
and it's over
>>11078299
I know this feel. I wish I could strangle you, anon.
>>11078299
yeah i think you used 'unironically' wrong
>>11078299
If it was with your own two hands, you're a dumbass.
>>11078307
>The assassin doesn't even need to ask, he already knows the reason as he's sent to bed without robot supper.
>Visions of horse cocks may dance in his head tonight.
Congratulations to you, whoever you are!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfjGJrtc0Lc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfjGJrtc0Lc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfjGJrtc0Lc
>>11078307
Congrats Jirou.
Thanks for hosting another.
>>11078326
>weeaboo shit
Thanks for hosting.
whoop/whoop
>>11078326
Congratulations.
>>11078344
Thank you.
>>11078326
>Best girl wins.
Nice
dooɥʍ/dooɥʍ
>>11078331
>>11078334
>>11078345
Thanks for playing!
>>11078347
>girl
fuck