BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACH
GAMES!
HG
HUNGER GAMES
Reigen Arataka
>>11065100
Krystal
>>11065100
Oz
>>11065100
Lum!
Major Ocelot
Gascoigne
Desmond Sycamore
>>11065100
K-2SO
Adachi.
I don't know what's going to be deader.
These games, Junko's dad, or Dojima's wife.
Ringo
Ryougi Shiki
>>11065100
My wife
>>11065100
Jaws
JUST ENTER!
Aron
>>11065100
Mixmaster
Tomo Aizawa
>>11065100
Tsuyu
>>11065100
Johnny
>>11065127
Ilu Ringo-chan
Tommy Vercetti
Eggman-kun
>>11065100
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Lana's mother
>>11065100
Kyouko Sakura
>>11065100
Kirino Ranmaru
Papa Stalin
>>11065100
A horsecock
Reina of the Twin Blades
A guy
The Kingdoms and Lands Represented in the Imperial Council and the Lands of the Holy Hungarian Crown of St. Stephen
>>11065100
Sharktopus
Okuyasu Nijimura
>>11065100
Araragi Karen
Aizawa Nagisa
Gigan
Star Butterfly and Marco!
Bolin
>He made two bait threads
>He's giggling to himself, thinking that he actually did something
>He doesn't know that he can be easily thwarted
I don't get you kids these days
>>11065100
Xenomorph
Elias Ainsworth
Hoggish Greedly
>>11065100
tits
>>11065178
NICE IMAGE
Junko's sense of decency died along with her father.
HG is giving me more cancer than Junko's father.
Can you charge Junko with murder for killing his father with his RP?
I'd get cancer as well if my son flunked out of culinary college and couldn't kick it further than secretary in a tendie factory
>>11065117
>>11065128
>>11065147
>>11065148
>>11065166
Nice.
WELCOME TO THE BEACH!
>tfw look for my dad in the living room but he's not there because he's dead
>>11065200
Here we go!
>>11065200
>>11065121
>>11065193
>>11065178
>gotta do some stuff
Inkling
>>11065188
You're just as bad as Junko because you keep coming back like you've got something to prove.
>>11065200
Looks good Vibro, open the game.
>>11065200
Switch
>>11065212
>>11065189
Oogling a woman's swimsuit in that manner is against the rules! Keep your eyes to yourself!
>>11065200
Thank you host for providing this game for us. I will make sure that everyone follows the rules of the beach.
>>11065200
>all these shitpost tributes
>>11065200
b u m p
>>11065200
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>11065189
Quit ogling or I'll make it so you can't stare at anything ever again.
>>11065200
God, I can't wait to get away from this screaming asshole...
>>11065173
B-BUT LE RUSE!!!!!!! MUH RAGE!!!!
>>11065200
>>11065127
>>11065212
>>11065200
Hey, look at that, I found my old swim trunks!
You can use this instead.
>>11065200
Regrettable that I forgot to pack proper swimwear for the occasion. Ah well, the investigation marches on all the same.
>>11065200
That isn't a very warm welcome when you know thirty-five of us are going to perish.
A Teacher asks the children to discuss what their fathers do for a living.
Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Junko. The teacher says: "Junko, what does your Dad do?"
Little Junko says: "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?"
"He turned blue and shit on the carpet"
>>11065210
ty
>>11065226
name them, faggot.
>>11065217
I don't give a fuck lmao
What do you call a cancer patient who wants the disease to kill him?
Junko's dad.
>>11065221
Wow, thanks!
>>11065200
Ready to roll!
>>11065231
Are you talking about Lana's mother? Because that asshole makes me scream *sniffffffff*
>>11065100
Fighter
Head spinning...
WE BEGIN!
>>11065226
It's gonna be a funny storyline when they get the right events.
Can't wait for my shitpost to kill legit RPers
>>11065200
Everything checks out. Proceed.
>>11065249
>smacks ass
>>11065255
WHOA DUDE THAT'S GAY
>>11065243
>>11065255
>>11065231
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>>11065249
>I don't give a fuck
>Comes back just to make edgy jokes about someone they still hold a grudge against
You're the pinnacle of asshurt dude
>>11065255
W-What the hell?! I just got here!
>>11065253
That's fuckin' disgusting, I meant that guy. >>11065274
>>11065255
Well I guess I can just put my swim trucks away then.
Also can someone explain to me how to carry an empire out of a pool?
>>11065255
I wouldn't call it a date
>>11065255
Well, our aim could not have possibly been worse. Hopefully, no one will miss that machine.
>>11065248
I can understand how things like Austro-Hungarian Empire could be fine. Karen being a poop and AAAAAAAAAa could be memes but I draw the line are horse cock.
>>11065255
Well, I helped her get into the water, and become eliminated. Two birds with one stone if you ask me.
>Then, the droid looks at his fellow helping...hand?
Let us never cross paths again. I need to wash my hands now.
>>11065249
What a sad jester you are.
>>11065255
SHIT THAT LITTLE BOY IS BITING A SHARK AND THINKING THAT HE'S THE SHARK!
Stop showing off Stalin.
Come on Tommy, do us good and make her strip!
Damn that guy for coming in with a speedo.
I don't think you want to piss of an empire.
A sandy horsecock!
Leave my wife be, screaming man.
And wholesome days for the rest...
Where's the murder? Really, where is it?
>>11065308
>The droid looks up at Reigen once he's finished being buried.
This is a terrible idea. If the tide rolls in, I am a goner.
>>11065308
This castle isn't big enough for me, make me another!
>>11065306
Hol up is this an ava
>>11065308
>Adachi walks up to the beach-goer and the piece of shit, his super massive monster cock bulging out of his cabbage speedo, his balls hanging hanging out as well.
Sup, guys? This a good spot?
>>11065277
I can't think of a better way to spend an afternoon than making more quality Junko's dad jokes.
What was the finest ship produced by the lovely Junko Enoshima?
Junko's dad X Cancer
>>11065308
Well, I'm not really experienced in this sort of activity, but I shall give it my all all the same.
>>11065308
>Aizawa blows a whistle.
YOU THERE! PUBLIC INDECENCY IS AGAINST THE RULES! GO PUT SOMETHING ON!
>>11065308
It might not be a long sandy time, but it's gonna be a HARD TIME.
There's only one thing that you can spy without being gay, choose wisely.
Damn that guy is tough!
I don't like this hula group.
Saaaandman, won't you bring me a dream?
>>11065324
were you also the one shitposting asgore last thread?
>>11065308
>Kyouko hops on one foot and then the other, slowly making her way to a beach umbrella and collapsing under it into the shade
Why the hell did I come to the beach...?
>>11065323
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
>>11065323
>hanging hanging
A hanging for each testicle, my boys.
>>11065334
I told you we should have had water to harden the bars.
>>11065308
Woo-hoo! I bet the hot chicks loved that one!
>camera pans to an almost completely empty beach shore, the only woman in sight being Johnny's mom cheering for him at the distance
Sigh.
>>11065320
Yes. But here's the shitty twist. I'm a shitpost avatar, mate.
>>11065324
You call that quality? My turds could easily get more laughs.
>>11065308
>gets Oz's teeth out of his shoulder and holds his shoulders down, and uses his stand to keep Oz's mouth shut
Ok, I know you are a Jaws fan, but this is a bit too much man, I think your teeth touched my damn bones!
>>11065338
Because you're really stupid.
>>11065336
I want to say yes but I only come here to make Junko's dad jokes now.
Cancer, end your ship with my dad, or else................................
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Junk.
Junk who?
Junkos dad had cancer.
>>11065334
Guys, I'm not the only one that sees this beached shark, right?
I think the heat's getting to me..
>>11065359
Fuck off.
>>11065334
Well, this is quite exhilarating! Though I do feel a bit silly in this skirt...
>>11065361
what a shame
>>11065368
I wonder when this will stop being funny.
Oh wait it was weeks ago.
>>11065334
Why don't you move down the beach and get your own sand?
>>11065334
>Adachi hangs out in the middle of the beach, looking at all the beach babes as his ginormous and disgustingly long monster cock bounced in his tight cabbage designed speedo, his balls rocking side to side like the pendulum of a grandfather clock with each movement. He doesn't know that he's being watched as well, all too focused on the fine ass babes on the beach.
>Miss game because no one link the thread in the previous thread
>>11065334
A fucking shark lost in the water.
How? HOW?!
LADY STOP BITING THE EMPIRE AND BITING THE SCREAMING MAN, YOU ARE MAKING HIM SCREAM LOUDER AND MAKING ME SCREAM TOO DAMN IT LADY, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN IT!
You don't need clothes Ocelot.
Johnny.... I know you want to get banged... BUT THAT THING WAS A FUCKING GIANT ROBOT, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW!?
A totem telling you guys to kill a cock... that's weird.
AWWW SHIT EGGMAN-KUN LOST HIS CO-... I need to make their losing of cools lethal, damn it.
And two pieces of shit forget to bring coolers, THIS IS WHY YOU TWO ARE SHIT!
>>11065377
how's it going junko
>>11065377
That's what Junkos dad probably said about his brain cancer to his son.
>>11065393
Better.
Now then...
>Aizawa returns to her sandcastle.
>>11065393
You don't need to tell me twice.
>The droid motions for the man next to him to stand up.
Come along, let's end that appendage's life. We will be doing everyone a favor.
>>11065393
Enough! Cease this behavior at once!
>>11065392
The previous thread got deleted.
>>11065392
That's why I deleted the threads.
Cry more faggot
>>11065393
Everytime I go to the beach alone, there's a creep that takes my clothes while I'm swimming
>>11065393
Man, a shark lost in a surfing battle? Jeez, he must suck at being a shark.
>Inkling snickers while sitting on her board.. She doesn't know how to surf either.
>>11065393
This slide is boring...
Nothing going on, I mean a totem got a shit killed...
Oh and Ocelot's nak-
HOLY SHIT SHE'S NAKED! BRING OUT THE CAM- W-WHAT, THE HORSECOCK IS GETTING IN WITH LUM, I REPEAT!
THE HORSECOCK IS GONNA GET IN LUM!
I think.
>>11065393
You set me up Sharktopus!
YOU SET ME UP!
>>11065393
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>>11065424
Wow you sure showed that one guy.
>>11065393
Come on now, don't tell the giant robot doesn't make a convincing mermaid.
>>11065393
>Adachi's feet begin to burn from the rising temperature of the sand, causing him to jump up and down in attempt to cool them off. While he's doing this, his absurdly large and thick ogre cock that count rival that of a fully grown apple tree bounces with him, nearly slipping out of his speedo at one point. However he wasn't so lucky with his balls, the dangling pair of melon sized testes smacked the ground each time Adachi jumped, causing him great pain and anguish.
>>11065424
Woah
>>11065402
Sorry forgot my pic
>>11065431
That's what you deserve for behaving like a madman. Now which of us are going to keep watch over him?
>>11065431
This is just pefect...
>>11065431
Odds of him staying imprisoned within here: 0%. This was a wasted effort.
>Also, I'm fucking dying at Lum's event.
>>11065446
>count
could.
I'm done RPing to this.
>>11065414
I will try to leave some of it for you to try your skill on. Would be a shame to let a badass robot like you not use your abilities.
>>11065393
>Kyouko, never having surfed before, lasts about two seconds before slipping off her board into the drink. Luckily, the Squid Kid is there to carry the team.
Do you ever feel as if you've trapped yourself in a rut?
>>11065443
>>11065393
Forgot my beautiful face.
>>11065461
legendary RP
>>11065431
That was a lot of burial, even if you didn't need to do the head part.
Damn Tomo, ice-cold bitch!
Really Judges? YOU HAD ONE JOB! PICK THE SEXY GI- oh it's for the sacrifice? yeah kill that nerdy looking nerd!
Honey please don't start a war with an empire.
Damn Inkling's PISSED!
Due to losing their clothes, Ocelot got sunburnt... Apparently her tits and ass are the source of her survival.
Oh and star kills... EGGMAN? HOLY SHIT THAT LITTLE BABE DID THAT?!
>>11065446
Nice roleplay, I mean it.
>>11065431
I was skeptical at first when buying something called godmodium from that creepy old guy, but I've definitely gotten my money's worth out of it.
>utilizes the power of godmodium to remove this event from the continuity of our reality
>>11065472
My abilities require weapons. I will need one from you before we embark.
>>11065498
>The droid just stands on the shore, awkwardly wearing a life jacket as he gazes out to sea. Then, he turns to the exact vantage point Vibri is using to spectate the game to speak to him.
Do you wish for me to die?
>>11065498
Now I understand why he told us to bring sun-screen...
>>11065498
Hmph, seems mother's looks can really get me far... Hold a moment, what was the prize?
>>11065511
fuck off
>>11065498
>Digging such a massive hole requires the entire day and a lot of magic, finally having a hole deep enough to fit the Kaiju by sunset, pushing it in and sighing as she realizes she has to put all the sand back in now to bury it.
Why... Why are we even doing this...?
>>11065498
OH SHIT! IT'S BASH AT THE BEACH!
WCW > WWF
FIGHT ME!
OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ! OZ!
>>11065511
kys shitposter
>>11065511
Sorry bitch
>>11065498
Wait a minute! I'm the only one who even entered in a bikini, I should have won. I deman-
>Lum watches as the small kid is violently drug away and tossed into the volcano
Suddenly I don't mind not winning anymore, you know?
>>11065529
Damn that guy really wants to impress the totem!
OZ! after his GLORIOUS win at Bash at the BEACH, he is going after the biggest opponent in this place, THE TOTEM! Sadly for him, he just can't destroy it!
>Star getting naked
YES YES YES YE-
>Marco too
NO NO NO NO NO!
>>11065529
Dammit. I should have killed him just after he did that biting shit. Oh well, at least it was a fun time at the beach...
>>11065515
I could make a sharp stick for ya'. Will that work?
>>11065529
>The droid surveys all of the dead bodies surrounding the two (three?) of them, nearly all of them being citizens of Austrian empire, before turning back to his comrade (comrades?).
Well, that was certainly easy. You have proven yourself worthy of the name "star". I am inclined to respect you.
>>11065562
>>11065534
This is bullshit. Where's my IDF to defend me.
>>11065529
>Once she respawns outside of the arena, she feels around her body and is relieved to find the sunburn gone, even better the sun isn't beating down on her anymore. For once, she's relieved to be knocked out of the game.
>>11065581
>>11065524
you forgot to link this guy you cunt
>>11065568
IT'S FEAST TIME!
OH HO BOI IT'S THE FEAST TIME!
DRINK TILL YOU DRUNK!
>>11065568
Your jealously is more noticeable than you think it is.
>>11065570
How barbaric. But, if it can end a life, I will gladly accept it.
>>11065581
>helo it is me a yunodog
>>11065529
You have won this battle. But we shall rise again! Gott schütze den König!
>>11065602
Trying to piss off that guy is not a good idea, bros.
Also our last babe dies.
No I don't count the one with the "twin blades" because dual wielders IS GAY
>>11065611
Thanks, I knew I could count on you.
>rigs my games for you
>>11065611
kys asswhore
>>11065632
Monochrome will rise again!
>>11065625
The guy enjoys a lovely meal while a bunch of other people murder eachother.
>>11065611
Hey, don't judge me. I don't own a gun, but I did have a bow and arrow, then I lost it a while ago. I ain't rich.
>>11065655
OH!
IT'S A SQUASH MATCH!
THE GUY JUST BURIED THE GIRL LIKE TRIPS DOES ON WEEKENDS!
>Soviet is back
I could not be more disappointed.
>>11065656
okuyasu
why is josuke such a dick
>>11065678
WOO!
>Vibri's uncropped no backgroun shitty game gets more replies than the gauntlet
Will asgore even recover?
>>11065689
All the top players are murderers I see.
>>11065689
Yeah congratulations... Guy...
Whatever, you're alright for hostin' for us. Keep it up.
>>11065689
Well, there it is, I guess.
Congratulations to that guy, and thanks for the game.
>>11065689
Good job man
Thanks for hosting
>>11065701
Thanks a bunch for the game Vibri. Next time I'll win for sure!
>>11065701
Thanks for hosting
>>11065701
AMA come on, ask me anything before I go and watch old WCW episodes of Thunder.
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=furugitsune
>>11065724
I don't have any picture of my ava in a swimsuit or at the beach. What is the quickest way to commit suicide?
>>11065656
You may not be rich, but you are certainly forgetful. You have already forgotten to get me a stick.
>>11065689
>>11065701
Insert here all the words you have heard hundreds of times before.
>>11065701
>Thanks for the game. Have a good one, senpai.
>>11065684
But he isn't though. I dunno where you got that idea from. Usually he is a nice and kind guy. but sometimes he can be a little too serious at times.
>>11065701
Thanks for the fun beach game, and congrats Guy
>>11065696
>>11065702
>>11065710
>>11065713
>>11065718
>>11065720
>>11065741
>>11065746
You are all welcome, except Ocelot, I am thanking you for getting naked!
Oh and Thanks for playing everyone!
>>11065732
Do a barrel roll.
>>11065740
"Bro", Well hi bro.
>>11065726
Thanko danko
>>11065696
It's a good code, though.
>>11065751
I'm sure you were the pervert taking my clothes, weren't you?
>>11065766
No one cares about the code. It's all about the person behind it.
>>11065751
Hello..."bro."
>>11065781
No, that would be the ocean.
>>11065746
list of dickish things josuke has done:
>bully a retarded kid into dividing money with him even though he did all the work
>heal a cripple then re-cripple him
>used an alien to scam a mangaka artist out of his money and then inadvertently burned down his house
>fucked up a salaryman's quiet life
>stole a wallet from his old, senile father
>>11065726
>Aims a gun
DELET
THIS
RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Furry faggot named """""Emi"""""
>>11065689
Thanks for the great time at the beach!
>>11065726
The fuck this.
>>11065785
I feel like it shouldn't be that way.
>>11065787
Hello and goodbye, bro!
See you all next time!
>>11065829
Next time win one, I've seen you in all of them same with Tsuyu, but you both keep losing.
>>11065740
Sorry, here I can make it for ya real quick.
>looks around for a few moment and grabs a random stick, and reaches into his pocket for his pocket knife to shave the end of the stick until it has a good sharp point, then he hands it to the black droid
>>11065843
Water just isn't good for my kind, I still like playing in the sand though. Beaches are fun when the water doesn't get close to me.
>>11065843
Well then. Goodbye, "bro."
>>11065844
>The droid picks up the stick and examines in, looking up from the rough end to the sharpened tip. He lowers his hand and looks back at the man.
This has a 81.5% chance of breaking immediately on contact. If you don't like those odds, I suggest finding a much more durable stick.
>>11065867
Me and you have unfinished business
>>11065900
Then you make the first hit count, and you are made out of metal. You can do enough damage with your own hands, just give them a good punch in the face.
Don't mind me just gonna drop this off real quick so I can save it on my phone to give to lenny when he wakes up
damn brits
>>11065937
If you remember what we are up against, it has no face. I'd rather my hands get nowhere near it, too.
>Wanted to pick up Zelda
How exactly could I make it work? There are several variations and so forth
>>11066015
Pick up your favorite and be a damsel in distress.
>>11066015
Kill yourself
>>11066015
>>11066026
I'll even hire Ridley to kidnap you if you want.
>>11065951
Then you are shit outta luck dude. You are gonna have to find, or buy a gun. I don't know what to tell ya.
>>11066015
download pictures of whichever one you think is cutest
Today's the day
>>11066057
welcome back
So here I am...
So uh.... We just having a down-time now?
>>11065701
>fucked off to play vidya for a bit after entering
>missed like half of the game
A-at least I did better than I usually do. Super late thank you for the game!
>>11066045
>The droid crushes the stick in his hand and lets go, the two halves separating in his palm and falling onto the sand.
It's pointless now that the game is over anyways. We would be doing it out of pure malice. Can we even do it now?
>>11066120
>Debating hosting again since last Gauntlet was so short and the night is still youngish. Just need to finish this wincard first.
>>11066120
Yeah, too damn quiet isn't it? I wish they'd at least turn the radio on or somethin'.
>>11066145
>A radio materializes out of thin air, playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMhMekfIyos on an endless loop
>>11066159
>Listens to that for about a minute and a half before chucking her spear into the radio.
Yeah alright I take it back, silence aint so bad.
>>11066015
Use all the versions and use the one you think is the most appropiate for the situation
>>11066159
Can we play something else?
>>11066207
Yeah sure
https://youtu.be/0BC_UkOUjFY
>>11066185
>>11066207
>The radio reappears, this time playing and unending loop of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me3zOtJNW5E
>>11066223
IS THIS HELL?!
>>11066137
Yeah, I guess it won't even work. Anyway, I am feeling a bit sleepy. I will go and have some sleep Have a nice night Walking Hal
>make an ava folder
>only get 25 images
>>11066223
Too cold for shark
>>11066251
Shit, better than my 19. I'm using them as filler for now until I can find a place to download/stream their source so I can cap more
>>11066251
>screencapping
>>11066289
Those 25 images are from me capping the source.
>cook burgers
>bite into burger
>there's a fucking piece of bone in the burger
>crack bottom front tooth
fucking christ
>>11066309
some good quality burgers you got there my man
>>11066244
Until the next time. Farewell, stick-giver.
>>11066301
Shit bruh, that's rough. No fanart or anything to draw from? Was it just a short series or were they a side character?
>>11066309
should've ordered it b o n e l e s s
>>11066309
stop going to Mr. Meaty's
>>11066320
Haven't checked fanart yet (mostly because I dont like using fanart)
they're a side character that doesnt appear too often
>>11066347
>I dont like using fanart
deku?
>>11066360
no not deku. I just like using source material pics as much as possible
>>11066223
This a Black Mirror reference?
>thinking about new ava
>my fourth anime guy
Kill me desu ne.
Is Ai Ebihara here?
Guess what? I apparently need therapy cunts.
>>11066430
What's a "Therapy cunt"?
>>11066430
Thomas....
>>11066367
I've never actually seen Black Mirror. Is it any good?
>>11066377
>Finally break the cycle and get an ava different from all of my other ones
>Haven't had the drive to rp in close to a week now
HG group suicide when?
>>11066430
oh great the Aussies are up
>>11066397
I wonder sometimes if these people ever get their wincards. Also, I thought the achievements this time around would be hard as hell given that the entire game was something like 9 slides of actual events, but once I saw the storyline featured in the wincard, it wrote itself.
>>11066453
When the Aussies are up, it's time to go to bed.
>>11066433
It's a silicone pussy you fuck when you're sad.
>>11066438
Kimberley.
>>11066453
Something, Something, Junkos dead dad joke.
Am I doing it right?
>>11066430
I won't judge you if you have to go to therapy.
>>11066469
It should have been GLUE.
>>11066469
No wonder I never even spotted her in that game. She kept fucking around with one other person the entire game.
>>11066500
Quit shitposting please
>>11066517
I was so fucking depressed when I saw him "die." 13 fucking kills, man. 13 fucking kills.
>>11066526
She really did. She had a 1-on-1 event with the same person for ~44% of the game. Crazy shit.
Well, with that out of the way, is there anyone else who wants to host? if not, I'll go after I shower.
>>11066469
What do you do for achievements if they had shitty events all game and you don't know anything about the sauce?
>>11066549
Grasp at straws.
>>11066500
That's the thing, I don't need it.
Because I've got abit more on my plate than normal to do everyone has suddenly become a doctor and decided I'm stressed and are prescribing me to go see a therapist... Y'know. Taking up more of my finite time.
Gone of the days of if you're having a hard time take some cement and harden the fuck up. Instead go talk about your problems to some dickhead.
>>11066537
I was going to offer, but you can go first
>it's an asgore talking about his game episode
Sigh
>>11066576
>tfw you agree with Izaya
>>11066580
hes taking a shower
>>11066537
If anything it's probably better that he loslost since t fits in with his character perfectly, he always ends up getting the fans behind him but he always ends up getting screwed over.
>>11066598
Meta-roleplay is the real nice rp.
>>11066580
Nah, you're fine. Gives me time to shower and get a drink.
>>11066583
Yeah lol.
>>11066598
Is being crowned the king of Atlantis really being screwed over, though? With none other than fucking Excalibur at his side? I think he got a better ending that Ai, honestly.
>>11066536
>I don't though, I don't really have anything against anyone here so I wouldn't really enjoy shitposting.
>>11066576
Some 'dickhead' you have to pay which those bills end up turning into stress.
>I'm a tad bit drunk so my Kaito might not be so 'kaito-y'.
>Watching transformers
Was Starscream always this much of an ass kisser? For someone who wants to plan a coup d'etate he can't seem to get his nose out of Megatrons ass.
>>11066576
>wasting your time (and money) going to some faggot who will tell you that you're too stressed and should use your free time (the free time he is taking away from you) to """destress"""
>the only reason you see this retard is because you're a bit stressed out and the only think he'll tell you is "dude be less stressed man haha"
>>11066592
Showers don't take very long though.
>>11066612
You sure? I don't mind waiting
>>11066637
Which version?
>>11066654
>showers don't take long
I literally take an hour to shower.
>>11066654
>Bad shower don't take a very long time though*
FTFY
>>11066654
Burning daylight. Just go.
>>11066670
I only take like 10-15 minutes, but still. I can enter, shower, and come back to RP. No skin off my back.
BRRRRAAAAAAAP
>>11066664
TFA
I wanna give Prime and Armada a watch tho
>>11066670
Not everyone faps in the shower
>>11066586
Like I get some issues need therapy. Fuck my line of work almost guarantees I'll get PTSD if I do it long enough and then I'll probably get therapy for that. But you don't need therapy for fucking everything.
>>11066630
That's fine, I don't come here expecting perfect rp skillz from people. Just chatting and ranting when I've got something to rant to.
>>11066640
That's pretty much it.
It's such a stupid thing.
>>11066637
Yes, he is, at least in public.
>>11066637
Except for the Unicron Trilogy (or maybe just Armada), pretty much. Yeah he wants to lead a coup, but he needs to be in his leader's good graces first. It's a standard character archetype
>>11066699
Alrighto, give me a minute to grab some water and I'll put up an entry post.
>>11066612
I can picture Glue Man living a happy life ruling over Atlantis with his legendary sword in hand, but still being depressed and lying awake at night because he'll never achieve his life goal of winning a jerma rumble and proving that he's more than a shitty character.
>>11066670
>He doesn't take >5 minute showers
Ground control to E-RP.
Ground control to E-RP.
Take your shitpost pills and get prepared to pee.
Ground control to E-RP.
Commencing raiding, Hi HG.
Check the flamewar and may Paul's love stray from you.
This is ground control to E-RP.
You've really made me gay.
And the posters want to know who's Morrigan.
And the shitters grind some one liners again.
This is ground control to E-RP.
I'm leaving through the board.
And I'm lurking in a most peculiar way.
And the avas look very different today.
For here
I am sitting in a shitpost far above.
And no one's left to hear,
The lack of Paul's love.
>>11066757
shut up inkling you don't shower
>>11066783
B-But I take showers daily.
>>11066716
If so, he's always been kind of a pussy.
On a side note, has anyone seen the latest Bichael May clusterfuck? Heard my nigga Onslaught was making an appearance.
>>11066730
>Hey man, my RP skills are pretty.. Mediocre, so you're right I guess.
It's a little sad how those are the only times I see you, but eh what the hell. You have a life other than here clearly, honestly feel kinda bad you still go out of your way to rant to us.
>>11066796
>inkling
>>11066757
>Showering when water literally kills you
Now that I think about it the Splatoon world must really fucking stink.
>>11066816
Hey, you guys don't charge me to talk to you like a therapist would.
>>11066797
>Onslaught
He's a Green Semi in the movie.
wheres the fucking game
Sorry for the delay, I had some trouble with Stylish.
Now then, give me 36. I'll bump either way depending on how slow things get
>>11066818
Shush up.
>>11066821
>I'd say it just smells like ink.
>>11066855
Reigen Arataka
>>11066855
Fighter
>>11066855
Berkut
>>11066855
Orihara Izaya
>>11066855
Elias Ainsworth
>>11066855
Sonata Dusk
>>11066855
Star Butterfly
>>11066855
Gascoigne
>>11066855
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>11066901
>kissus before heading off to bed
>>11066876
>
>>11066855
Johnny
>>11065142
>>11066797
>>11066855
Onslaught
>>11066846
But does he actually do something for once or he's just been reduced to another mindless brute like they did with the Constructicons and Shockwave?
Also, are there any other Combaticons?
>>11066855
Wu Zetian
>>11066726
Fuck you. I have a lot of hair.
>>11066888
are you gonna RP
>>11066855
Boss Carrot
>>11066855
Hidan
>>11066839
Oh about that, it'll be tree fiddy.
can someone suggest me an anime to download tonight
>>11066910
I can't say. I didn't see the movie. And I am hesitant after they butchered Galvatron
>>11066855
Ikkun
>>11066904
>Kosaku touches his cheek in surprise, before bowing as the person makes their way to bed. "Not even five seconds in! Goodness! Do people appreciate me that much that they kiss me on sight?"
Thank you for the display of gratitude, I suppose. Have a good night's rest.
>>11066855
Ash Crimson
>>11066932
>Depends my good Sir. Why do you ask?
>>11066855
Fuckin Kaito or something
>>11066949
Johnny_no_Testo
>>11066973
Im so glad that the midfag discord corrupted you into a discordwhore.
>>11066946
Best I can do is like a dollar and a shit handjob.
>>11066855
Mikasa Mikoto
>>11066971
cause I wanna RP with you :3
>>11066726
Lord Beerus
Bump down to a 24?
>>11066950
Oh well. I probably shouldn't expect much from the movie anyway.
I think I'll rewatch the original series one of these days and make myself an Onslaught folder.
>>11066855
Jaws
>>11066855
>>11067002
>Fucking hell i'm too tired i need to go back to sleep later
>>11067002
Beerus faps in the shower confirmed???
>>11066996
Shut the fuck up you autistic cunt.
Go rp in some shitty Facebook anime dating page.
>>11067005
Yes, please. Small games are better.
>>11066910
Onslaught literally is killed off minutes after he was introduced, so basically you just summed it up completely.
>>11066855
Sharktopus
>>11066855
Xenomorph
>>11067019
deconfirmed because that was my only other post in the thread
>>11066986
>Corrupted? I'm just me, I've been drinking and shit way before any of this, man.
>>11066988
Take that dollar and buy a cookie, because that sounds really good right now..
>>11067047
YEAH OKAY
Suuuuure~
>>11066996
>M-me? Anon I'm flattered but I think this might be my last entry before I turn in for the night.
>>11066855
Agent 4
>>11067055
gods don't do lewd shit
Check it
Swap it
Shitpost me
Do whatever for a couple of minutes
>>11067069
Swap with
>>11067061
>>11067069
I accept this challenge.
>>11067069
>District 12
Perfect.
>>11067078
I refuse to be in a district with him
>>11067069
Oh, I'm in a district with Ash.
>>11067054
Why do you never show up anymore?
>>11067069
Best possible guy to lead a roster! Time to deliver some pain!
>>11067078
I was about to say something about me being perfect but I guess I have to give you that one.
>>11067101
>I'm playing vidya lately, honestly I've even been ignoring discord for the most part as well, sorry.
>>11067095
Just stay outta my way. You'll just drag me down anyways.
And now, for the 24 people entered and the 56 who may or may not be in the thread right now ..;.
Ladies and Gentlemen
From not-so-sunny 4chan
LLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUUMBLEEEEE
>>11067024
That's a fucking disappointment then.
Goddammit MB.
As much as I like the movies' CGI, the good ol' G1 never gets old.
>>11067151
As tsun as always, hmm? Hey, are you jealous of Paula?
>>11066995
Oh fuck please don't encourage the fucking autistic loli's shit.
Are the threads still full of salt or have things calmed down
>>11067069
If only to appease you: I am ready.
>>11067170
Oh com on! My luck is really bad lately..
>>11067170
You are a punk Sharktopus!
A punk!
>>11067189
I took a nap but I'm mostly awake now so I'm going to shitpost for a few hours.
Holy shit, this perfectly innocent salaryman is seriously stronger than he looks! I gotta HAND it to him, it looks like his opponent is going to be needing an AMBULANCE after this one!
... what? I always emphasize random words like that
A strictly hand-to-hand fighter and a ... magical thing of some kind never really pegged me as the expert marksman type, but I guess looks are deceiving. Maybe one of them is actually a serial killer in disguise. Ha, now that would be something!
>tfw you can't believe your eyes
>>11067220
>The droid powers down for the day, making sure he's in a spot where he won't be found and killed easily.
>>11067227
>tfw 10 million of Kosaku's ugly ties
>>11067073
>>11067240
Talk shit about my KQ ties again, I'll have you know they're the hottest thing in the market
Holy shit this is actually canon
Any species that's dumb enough to mistake a cucumber for a snake isn't worth your time desu.
Is it really that bad when she herself is also technically a human/sea creature hybrid?
>>11067170
>After being forced to stand for about five minutes, Johnny falls asleep on his podium
>He suddenly wakes up to the horn, and runs away confused
>>11067220
>During a short brawl with Berkut, Johnny manages to land a powerful left hook, dazing him.
>a DING sound effect could be heard
Ha-ha! That'll teach ya to mess with John-
>Suddenly Berkut splits in half and dies
Oh...oh god.
>>11067240
>tfw somebody knew what joke you were going for
>>11067260
>The droid lays him down in his bed and looks at the drunk demon.
You are incapacitated for now. That is good enough for me.
>He leaves the room, leaving Elias to sleep off his drunkenness.
>IMAGE LIMIT, RIKKA
>>11067247
Win this one or I'll eat you
>>11067220
http://wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/Twink
I had to look up what twinking was, I usually associate the wird with something that would have been very unpleasant.
>>11067269
#MEMESQUAD
>>11067281
I-I'm sorry! I never remember to check the upper right-hand corner for that. New thread in a sec
>>11067286
ALso known as smurfing. ngl that totally took me a while to learn myself
>>11067306
It's in the bottom-right too you doofus