/ERP/ Thread Get a little filthy before ending the day clean.

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First for Dobson

>>11063890
I can't help it, that curvy plump body is driving my wild, I want to smooch and lick every last inch of it before gently and sweetly humping against you to cover it in seed

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Aw man, I just took a shower...

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>>11063931

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>Kisses Piggu. No link because closed thread by accident.

>>11063951

Wark.

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Stop looking at me like that, fag

>>11063890
Eh, night's young, I'm feeling bored and generous.
>The kind anon helps the lovely piglet into his vehicle, and off they go to fetch her some snacks. During the trip, he can't help but be a little distracted at her curvaceous figure, and starts getting a little under the collar. Other than that little detail, the return without incident

Post cards.

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Post avas you want to see played.

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>>11064033
(Can't, got dinner soon. If the abjob guy is around we might have to pause it, post your reply as I can likely get at least one more out, maybe two, this is just a forewarning

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>>11064054

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>>11064054

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>>11064033

>>11064069
The version with big tits? From the "Get over here and fuck me" image?

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>>11064054
>Hot Pants or Erina, really.

>>11064033
>>11064054
threadly "just can't seem to get any blood from this stone" posts

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>>11063986
I'm SHOCKED at your language/

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>>11063930
R-Really?! You wanna s-smooch and l-lick me that bad? You, um, you c-can! P-Please dooo!

>>11063956
>soft kissu

>>11064022
>after their cute little trip, she jumps out of the car, the plump bag of cheetos already open and the gross dust dancing around her lips as she munched
Ah, s-shanks mishter!~ I was shtarving!

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>>11064054
I mean...I'm kinda right here.

>>11064069
I'd play cirno.

>>11064132
Cute!

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>>11064054

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>>11064054

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>>11064099
What? These fags are lookin' at me like I'm some piece of prime meat!

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>>11064154
Thanks? I guess you're pretty cute too...in a random faceless dude kind of way.

>>11064120
(I have to go soon, are you still going to be around in a little while?)
>The anon is down on his knees in just a flash, soft lips already pressing against her plump chubby tummy over and over again, practically making out with it. He starts out slow and passionate, each kiss a long sustained thing, before spending less and less time with each kiss and simply peppering along her belly with smooches. Before long that to gives way to letting his tongue out, licking in little circles over parts of her stomach and then simply running up and down the plump lump of fat using his tongue
You're gorgeous did you know that?

>>11064181
That's... Kinda nice as well!
So, uh, what's your deal?

>>11063706
>He was completely flustered at what had occurred. Whether it be her miraculously taking her top off, her giant breasts, or her actually letting him fuck her abs, he had to take a moment before getting it on.
>He takes off his pants and underwear, revealing his pent up phallus he had been yearning to take out. He gets closer to her, wrapping is hands around her body as close as possible, his head near her breasts and his member inches from her abs.
So do I just do this or...?
>He places his cock right in the middle of her pack, feeling a unique sensation of her hard muscles, her soft body, and the fluids left on her, pleasuring him instantly.
Ngh~! Y-your unmatched abs f-feels better than I imagined...

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>>11064173
... Well. Have you SEEN your ass?

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>>11064201
My "deal"? I dunno? I'm a super hero in training with acid powers? That's all I got really.

>>11064173
>Trap/effeminate boy calling people fag
Well now I'm interested.

>>11064238
Acid, uh? Now that's... I don't know, isn't that dangerous if someone attempts to kiss you or touch you?

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>>11064214
Yeah, and what?! You sayin' these little faggots are allowed to look at it just because its big and fat?

>>11064247
Why, fag?

>>11064120
Yeah, I see that! Good thing we got you fed...
>Off put somewhat by her... overt appetite, the anon looks away for a moment, only to yet again be captivated by her, his shorts tightening a bit in response.
I think I'm gonna sit down for a bit. Summer heat's getting to me a bit.

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>>11064253
It's not like I can't control it's acidity or something. Jeez; why're people so worried about that?

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>>11064284
Well they wanna do a WHOLE lot more than look... Well I Want to do more than look~ I think you protest to much, I think you want to be railed~

>>11064300
Some superheroines can't control their powers.
Like, uh, Rogue from the X-Men!
I'm just being careful, you know?
>The man approached the pink-skinned girl, his eyes scanning her form.
Dangerous or not, one thing is certain: You're damn cute.

>>11064132
Can I have a hug?

>>11064284
Cause it's a small fetish of mine nerd. I thought that part was obvious.

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>>11064182
(I will, hopefully!)
Ahn, that t-tickles anon! You r-really like my t-tummy that much?
>her jiggly pink body wiggled left and right, his each lap of his drooling muscle making her flinch in delight
You're f-far too sweet, anon! I'm just a d-dumb, lazy, f-fat pig...

>>11064288
>she rolled up the bag, placing it down as she went to wipe at her lips. She pulled her pink hand down, eyes wide at the gross crumbs danced down her hand
Ahn, I'm s-so gross! I'm sorry, let me g-get some water!
>she turned to dash away, her tight shorts digging RIGHT between her round cheeks as she looked over her shoulder
Do you w-want some too?~

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>>11064322
Well do I look like Rogue to you? I mean I'd love to have that hair but...we can't all have what we want alright?
Do you really think so? Well that's pretty sweet of 'ya, anon.

>>11064346
Sure thing, buddy.
>Ashido gives the anon a big o'll hug; the feeling of her breasts pressing into his chest are ever present as the hug continues.

Is it Emoji Slut around?

>>11064398
Well, you don't look like Rogue. You look even better!
>The man said with a playful smile, getting closer.
Thank you!
So, uh, what brings you here?

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>>11064318
I think you're reading too much into it, sister. What even gave you that impression? Geeze, you think I'm a fag? Really? R-Really?

>>11064363
Oh, so you get off to looking at boys and being told exactly what you are? Thats a weird fetish faggot, but a cute one

>>11064398
>He pulls her closer, gripping her tightly as they hug. As she's distracted his hand lowers, as he gives her ass a nice squeeze.

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>>11064203
(Just in case you missed, probably gonna need to pause after this reply, shouldn't be like hours or anything though)
>The heat building around her stomach had amped itself up as he had continued to lick and kiss across it, and was pleasantly hot by the time he finally brought his cock out to grind against it. They were just as hard as when he was feeling them up with his hands, still with the lightly soft feeling to them and now featuring a smooth sheen of saliva thanks to the dedicated ministrations of his tongue. Jasper herself seemed to be enjoying herself, a sound somewhere between a purr and a satisfied sigh, her muscles flexing and twitching every now and again as his cock dragged across them
You really like this sort of thing don't you? Kinda cute really

>>11064372
>The sight of her rear only worsens the anon's condition, and he squirms awkwardly in a pitiful attempt to hide his boner
Um, what? Oh yeah, water. Yes please, thank you!

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>>11064432
Well you don't just get bored with an ass like you, I like to think you were doing squats, maybe gaining a bit of weight, maybe own a nice long dildo of your own, training yourself to sit on a REAL hard slab of cock~
Sound about right?

>>11064432
Well, I certainly need to do more with those boys than just 'look' in order to get off and get called a faggot. But you seem to get the idea cutie.
Also don't call me cute you fag.

>>11064473
>don't just get bored with an ass like you
born with an ass like that*
I need sleep..

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>>11064473
Ugh, so what if I work out? I want to look tough and push my body to its peak performance! And that includes doing squats so I've got some good, strong glutes! The rest of that is completely wrong, I've got no interest in...in that!

>>11064490
Oh yeah, what else then? You wanna be a huge pervert and use those hands of yours? Or even worse, whatever you're hiding down THERE? Because doin' all those things certainly makes you a fag

>>11064440
(I actually have to sleep soon, this was a nice rp so far and I would like to pick it up again. I should be here same time tomorrow, so I guess I'll see you then.)

>>11064547
Well if fondling your fat ass and spreading your plump cheeks so I can tease and play with your tight hole is something a pervert might do then I guess I'm perverted. I think that I'd stick to my hands only though, I don't wanna overwhelm you on your first time~

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>>11064422
I do NOT! Although that is super nice of you to say, and I totally appreciate it.
Wait; why am I here? Lemme think on that for a minute...
>The girl crosses her arms as the question is brought up. She just kinda blankly stares off into the distance before snapping her fingers.
OH THAT'S RIGHT! Cause I thought someone wanted to see me.

>>11064433
>Ashido lets out a little squeak as the anon squeezes her plentiful ass. She lets out a little huff before wiggling her own hand down the anon and grabs HIS ass! giving his butt a good o'll fashioned squeeze as well.

>>11064073
We have one

>>11064628
Really?
Well, while you wait for that person... How about we have some old, good adult fun you and I?
>The man said with a grin as he approached Ashido, wrapping an arm around her form.

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>>11064547
"Peak Performance"? is that way it jiggles when you walk?~
There's nothing to be ashamed of. Slip a pinkie in there once just to see how it feels, wiggle it around, maybe another finger, and another.. just curious on how a stiff cock would feel between those cheeks.
And you're a Pokemon! There are so many hunky, hung mons to play with!

>>11064628
>Anon lets out a yelp as she grabs his butt in retaliation. Smirking he pulls away from the hug, gently grabbing ahold of the girl's chin before lowering his head, suddenly pressing his lips against hers.

>>11064718
>hunky, hung mons to play with
>tfw no medicham bf/gf

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>>11064619
Overwhelmed? Perv, I never get overwhelmed. Here, you see that couch over there? Go sit on it and make yourself comfortable, and I'll test how much of a fag you really are

>>11064718
What I do in my private time is up to me, Miss! Why are you taking such an interest in me, anyway. How would it even matter if I maybe wanted to know what a thicc dicc felt like sliding between my cheeks, you're a GIRL!

>>11064786
That's a nice ass ya got there, bud.

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>>11064782
>No horsecock mon or knot mon

>>11064786
I like gay boys! If it's me holding your fat cheeks open for another boy's thick mass, or if you're taking a hard helping of girlcock, all I want is you to give into your boylust, fag~

>>11064547
So is thicc Pika you're only character? There's gotta be more top tiers in there.

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>>11064656
By that you mean...Sex, right? I mean if you're fine with anal. I'm savin' myself for someone I really love, so that hole is totally off-limits, alright? Everything else is totally free game though.
>And as she talks she's already taking her shirt off, wiggling the thing off her body as she whistles to herself. Either she really doesn't care, or just really likes it up the butt, either way her bright pink body is pretty alluring, especially those soft looking balls of pink that make up her breasts.
I'm being serious here: Every hole BUT my special one, alright? I gotta stay a virgin for my special someone...whoever the heck that's gonna be.

>>11064734
>She laughed to herself as the anon reacted to her little ass grab...but was quickly cut off as the anon dives into a kiss, which shocks the poor girl a bit, but not enough for her to just sit there and do nothing. She pushes back against the anon, grabbing his chin and refusing to let go as she just goes deeper into it. It was honestly more competitive then anything.

>>11064786
>Anon raises an eyebrow at the Pikachu's challenge, he was a bit wary of facing off against it in that kind of contest. Too bad his ego is in charge though as he marches over to the couch and sits down, getting comfortable as he looked back at his opponent for the evening.
Fine, just don't get upset and pout like a baby when I pass whatever 'test' you got okay?

>>11064786
I know I'd love feeling that fat fucking ass around my dick.

>>11064854
>The man remained silent as she explained herself, shrugging and reaching for his pants, undoing them before letting gravity pull them down.
Sure, if that’s what you really want. I don’t mind using the backdoor… Besides, I’m lucky of having such a great honor.
>Once his jeans where out of the way, the male pulled his underwear down, revealing his erect, twitching manhood to the superheroine.
You’re cute, you know that?

>>11064830
>no machamp to give you the ol' four-arm spread
>no like the half dozen different tentacle-rape equipped mons

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(Where did all these nerds come from?!)

>>11064824
Thanks anon, you like boy butts like this?

>>11064830
Huh, girlcock? Is that like, any different from regular ol' cock?

>>11064845
(Only current one I'm messing around with! I'm open to requests though)

>>11064875
I ain't gonna pout!
>the trap followed the anons footsteps, stopping in front of the couch and swirling around. He shoved his heavy, girly ass out, the fat thing almost tearing through the tiny shorts as he teased the anon
So, perv, what do you wanna do to this thing again? I completely forgot what you said

>>11064882
How big are you, anon? Like, your dick, I mean

>>11064895
>no Hypno

>>11064944
>no salazzle girldong

>>11064942
Yes I do. Nice and plump, just the way I like it~

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>>11064893
>She hops onto her knees without a second word, looking over the cock as it bounces out of it's confines. She didn't really seem to care about the particularly lewd situation, which is a given as the look on her face isn't especially freaked out or lewd...She's a weird girl.
>She gives the shaft a firm poke, causing it to twitch, and that causes the girl to let out a low coo as she spits into her hands, even rubbing them together for a bit before lowering one of them down to his balls, and the other making sure to grip his shaft.
Hooo-kay! So you wanna do the Anal thing, or maybe a lil' bit of oral? Ohhh! Or maybe a slimy handjob? I got a lotta options here!

>>11064942
Eight inches isn't crazy I'm assuming. It's no Rapidash, but...

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>>11064942
Normally yes. But my cock is magic! I can make it any size and shape! It'll get REALLY deep in there!

>>11064942
(It's called"people who enjoy what you're doing" nerd. They probably only just entered the thread/started paying attention)

>Anon leaned back a bit as the huge thing was shoved into his face. He had to admit, seeing the ass so up close was a bit intimidating, but he couldn't back out now! He cleared his dirty thoughts in order to help him focus as he grabbed the trap's tight shorts.
I said that I was gonna have a good time with it, you got something in your ears now?
>Taking a small moment to prepare himself, he pulled the shorts down, the fat yellow mounds almost spilling out as he revealed the Pikachu's bare butt.
D-damn.....

When will my wife return from the turtle wars.

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Just about to leave work.
Poll for this weekend. Add your own ideas if you want.

http://poal.me/h02db0

>>11065039
Ahh...
>A soft gasp escaped hi slips upon feeling his throbbing manhood move thanks to the playful poke of Ashida’s finger. Biting his lower lip, he averted his gaze and pondered his options. A malicious grin soon formed on his face as he spoke up.
How about we go for the main course? I mean… Anal, that is…
Never been inside someone like you before, so might as well use this chance!

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Woops wrong thread
My bad

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>>11065111
jaws is a good movie

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>>11065101
>Unsolved Mysteries
TONIGHT. ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES.
FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT.
....
UPDATE!
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, SO FUCK HIM.

>>11065176
Some fag plays it in HG

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>>11065013
Oh yeah? You wanna do some faggy lewd things to mine, then?

>>11065041
Eight inches is pretty good, especially on a human! You pass the test, fag~

>>11065042
I mean, will it make you shut up and stop harassing me? Like, if you stick your weird dick in me?

>>11065055
(Ahhhhhh~)

You sure sound super tough and dominating when you're sayin "D-Damn.." like that
>the lewd trap teased him more, feeling his tiny shorts slide down his wide thighs and reveal the enormous asset of his. He took a step or two back, pushing the two heavenly cheeks closer and closer to the anon as he could almost press it up against his face
Show me a good time then, f a g

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>When you're reading through the Bad Webcomic Wiki and come across Heartcore
>When the comic is in fact fucking horrible but you wanna ava one of the characters because they'd be great for paizuri
What has my life come too?

>>11065207
Oh I do, huh? And what do I win, slut?

>>11065207
>The anon hardens at the prospect, biting his lips a little
Hell yeah, I'm game for some faggotry, lets do it~

>>11065194
bigfoot is real and he tried to suck my dick

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>>11065207
Hmm. Not tonight. I'm going to let you sit on the thought of a long fat cock sliding deep within you, poking your prostate, making your cock tingle, having your ass ripple with every pump. I need to sleep, you can sleep on that. Goodnight fat ass <3

>>11065194
I care about his massive U-turning cock
https://soundcloud.com/lastpodcastontheleft/episode-279-creepypasta-12-u-turn-to-madness

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>>11065225
May as well post her
Thankfully I never had to go out of my way to find paizuribait. The benefits of being an SKfag

>>11065207
(DAMMIT! Something just came up for me sweetie, you mind putting this on pause. I'm having a lot of fun and you're fun to banter with you cute fag. Looks like you got other buddies to keep you company though so have fun!)

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>>11065101
>Sexual battle

>This pleases the Dragonborn

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>>11065102
So you wanna skip right to it? That's A-okay! Oh and don't worry about lubbin' up, alright? My acid does that pretty well itself.
>The girl wiggles out of her pants and tosses them aside, all while whistling to herself like she has no problems in the whole wide world! For someone about to get fucked in the ass, she really doesn't seem to care.
>The girl bends over right in front of the anon, letting him get a good look at both her untouched honeypot, and her asshole, which looks like it's been...pounded plenty of times, although it still looks rather tight despite all that, not to mention the purple looking liquid dripping from it, which one could probably gather as being her natural acid lube. Ain't that a neat trick?
Okie Dokie! You can get plowin' any time you want, anon buddy!

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>>11065300
This random ass ho, and probably the rest of the cast because why the fuck not?

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>>11065262
Uh, thats up to you! You wanna stick that fat thing somewhere or have me sit on it or what?~

>>11065268
Cmon then buddy, what do you wanna do? You sound super pumped

>>11065288
Sleep well!

>>11065312
(No worries, we can resume whenever!~)

>>11065300
Then why not play them? Haruka has plenty of paizuri art.

>>11065321
Well, giving it a lick is out of the question then... But hey, I’m gonna have fun anyway!
>Getting on his knees as well, the man took a firm hold of Ashida’s rear, giving it a playful grope before guiding his cock towards her asshole, coating the head of his member with the liquid. Then he slowly pushed into her, slowly and steady at first but once it was in the way… He stopped completely. Grinning, he pulled his cock out of her and without warning he guided his cock towards her pussy and laughing briefly, pushed into her!
Nnngh…! I changed my mind! I’m gonna take this instead~! Ahhh!

>>11065349
Well now I might have to take a raincheck while I think about how about I want to enjoy that round ass.
(Sadly, having to go be a wagecuck in the morning kinda prevents me from starting much, like so many others. Still would like to see him in the thread again to take advantage of him!)

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I'm here to have a gay old time.

>>11065403
FLEENTSTONES?

>>11064084
diego?

>>11065403
Yabba dabba do me, fag

>>11065403
Are you a trap in need of a daddy?

>>11065349
Hmm
>The anon immediately reached around and grabbed the homo erotic Pikachu's ass, giving the cheeks a tight squeeze as he pressed his pitched tent against him
How about I get your cute ass warmed up with some foreplay?
>He proceeded to knead the ass cheeks with enthusiasm, enjoying how soft and malleable they were

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>>11065417
I regret this entirely now.
>>11065441
Yabba- Stop it.
>>11065458
Eh, if that's what you want to call it then I guess I could roll with that.

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>>11065387
>Ashido's eyes widen as she jumps forward, skidding herself off of the anons cock before turning on her heels and giving him a nasty glare.
Anon...NO! Bad anon! I said NO vaginal! I'll give you one more chance, if you blow it...I'll do something seriously bad!

>>11065505
As long as you're a cute boy, does that dress feel nice to wear?

>>11065505
>Leeeeeeans in
>Puts mouth next to ear
GRAND.
DAD.

>>11065403
Can I rail you while you keep the skirt on?

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I want to be fucked by futanaris and take every drop of their cum!

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>>11065591
I like it, lots of freedom and people usually compliment me which is a plus.
>>11065610
I like to be completely naked but if that's what you're into then so be it. You want me to keep a pair of panties on as well?

>>11065661
same

>>11065663
Have a discord?

>>11065663
I wanna dump my cum in you cutie!

>>11065663
You certainly look adorable in it!
How would you like to spend a little time with me?
I promise to buy you all sorts of cute clothes and shoes that'll certainly draw the eyes and compliments of more people!

>>11065663
>Draw a girl
>Call it a boy
Why do people keep doing this?

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>>11065700
Yeah, but why ya asking?
>>11065706
And how exactly would you like to go about doing that?
>>11065707
Oho, well, you had me at adorable but if you'd like to spoil me I won't stop you, just don't stop me either if I try to return the favor. I'd love to spend some time with you, if you'll have me.

>>11065788
Of course I'd love to have you sweetheart...
>He pats his lap, beckoning the cute boy over to his side
Nothing makes a man among men like me happier than finding pretty lasses like you who could use a nice daddy to spoil them.

>>11065788
>He places his hand on the trap's shoulder and shoves him forward, bending him over a table.
I was thinking something like this.
>He flips up his skirt and examines his rear, giving one of the cheeks a firm smack.

>>11065717
Because faggots

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>>11065717
Because

>>11065918
Oh hey look, its best boy.

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>>11065918

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>>11065925
>Best
Aww Annony, you're making me want to stay and play. Too bad I'm on my way out. I hope I you'll find another cute boy butt to play with tonight.

>>11065986
Can we get a nice look at your boipussy on the way out?

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>>11065986

>>11065986
Do not fret my beloved knight, I will be here next you arrive to shower you in my affections (both lewd and wholesome)

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>>11065956
You joke but I saved it for the keks anyways.

>>11065993
>

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>>11065861
>Without hesitation and spring in his step, the effeminate boy happily came over to the man before almost jumping into his lap as he sat across the older male's legs. He leaned up against the man's chest and looked up with his big, blue eyes with a sweet smile across his face, giggling quietly as he fixed his skirt to cover himself properly.
Mm, would you like me to call you exactly that, Daddy? I'd be fine with that.
>>11065874
>The blonde gasped as he was bent over and his small, round tush was spanked, making him let out a small squeak. Content with the answer, he wiggled his hips as if asking for more while he peered over his shoulder with a grin adorning his face. The boy got comfortable leaning against the table while his panty-clad rear was on display for the male behind him.
Ha, great answer.

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>tfw no dominant trap to force you to suck his dick
Such a horrible pain to live with.

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>>11064054

>>11066022
I'd love for you to call me that darling...
>He said as his hand wrapped around the boy's waist to pull him in closer
Now, what does my cute little girl want from the mall first?
Maybe a nice pair of high heels...or perhaps lipstick to show off these supple lips...
>He says as he gently presses a fingertip between the boy's pink lips

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>Anyone wanna start something?

>>11064942
I want to smack those pikaboi-balls with the tip of my cock while I fuck that ass!

>>11066128
hey nui what's your favorite ernest hemingway novel

>>11066128
Okay.
>Punches Eruka square in the face.

>>11066128
>I would but I'm stuck at work, so unless you liked phone posting delays, I'll hold off.
>And that Ragyo session we're doing is still pretty hot

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>>11066163
The Old Man and The Sea.
Why?
>>11066166
>Eruka fucking starts crying.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, ASSHOLE!!

>>11066128
Is Ragyo into mommyplay?

>>11066197
What? You said you wanted to start something.

>>11066197
>Climbs into bunker, equips megaphone
Are you sure it's not.
A FAREWELL TO ARMS?

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>>11066049
I think I might be drunk enough to do that for you. If ya can deal with my slow ass and etcetera
>>11066090
>Puckering up his lips as he sat comfortably with the finger pressed against his lips, the boy thought it over in his head for a moment before getting an idea.
Ah, how about some cute lingerie or other undergarments that I can try out for ya? And, I could think of a few things for that lipstick to end up covering, Daddy.
>Giggling like a schoolgirl, he kissed the man's finger that was pressed against his lips a few times before he greedily wrapped his lips around it and suckled on it gently. His tongue coiling around the male's digit as he gazed up at the man with a devious, lustful look in his eyes.

>>11066128
Nonon please

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>>11066206
YOU FUCKING PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE!
>>11066214
I actually like that book, so you get to live.
Maybe.
>>11066199
>I wasn't really good at mommyplay.

>>11066247
YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T LIKE THAT FUCKING TONE! YOU WANNA FUCKING START SOMETHING ELSE?! HUH?!

>>11066247
...Does that mean I can come out or are you gonna be in the doorway with a butcher knife and a lolita wardrobe.

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>>11066261
>ERUKA THROWS TOADBOMBS AT ANON'S FACE AND FUCKING BOLTS
STOP SCREAMING AT ME!!

>>11066216
Oh, that sounds like a lovely idea sweetie...I'll buy you all the pretty panties and bras you could possibly want!
>He said as his finger bended and scraped against the boy's tongue, enjoying the warm, wet sensation that was slathering it.
Why don't you show Daddy the type of panties you're wearing right now...I'm sure it'd helped me out in finding what you'd like...

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>>11066271
I'm already in there!
I mean, c'mon! A nuke bunker!
How cliche...

>>11066302
.....
>He slooooooowly turns around.

>>11066302
Hi Nui, I haven't seen you for like a year. I missed you alot. Did you ditch your old email?

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>>11066318
>I-I'm not the old Nui, anon!
>I do know the old Nui, but I'm not him!
>>11066315
>Nui simply waves!

>>11066335
>He lets out a girlish scream in response, trying to wrench the door open.
>It ain't budgin'.

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>>11066335
Sorry for the misunderstanding

>>11066293
Sorry, seems I'm a little too out of it to really do this. I'll try to be here tomorrow at some time, most like the late evening. This stuff is kind of growing on me and is pretty cute, I hope we can continue!

>>11066375
No problem, cute trap avas are always worth the wait

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>>11066363
No worries!
>>11066357
>Nui simply moves to a corner and watches him panic, reading Farewell to Arms while she does so.

>>11066420
....I don't suppose we can get out however way you came in.
And you don't stab me.

>>11066420
Nui is pretty cute, from what I've seen of her.
>Hands her a lollipop.

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>>11066441
Oh, I can get out anyway I choose!
It's you who's stuck in here!
Have fun dying alone, Anonnie!
Buhbyyyyyyyye!
>Nui toonforces her way out of the bunker.
>>11066468
Ooh, thank you!
>Nui says, lolipop in mouth.
That's good for me forgiving one terrible arm joke and not deciding to rearrange your organs.

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>>11066494
...Well she's no fun.
>Waits for the sweet release of death I guess

>>11066494
I wouldn't dare to do an arm joke. It's poor taste anyways. A happy Nui is always a cute Nui.

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Gay Gaston or gay Beast ava when?

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>>11066494

>>11066558
This takes bara to a whole new level...

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What would erp do with their very own tiny?

>>11066608
throw it in the fucking garbage

>>11066608
Eat it.

>>11066608
smother it with kissu

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>>11066608
Is it a perfect clone or a copy?
>>11066550
But I'm always cute!

>>11066608
Love it unconditionally.

>>11066650
You can do anything you want to the tiny. It's yours.

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Ground control to E-RP.
Ground control to E-RP.
Take your shitpost pills and get prepared to pee.
Ground control to E-RP.
Commencing raiding, Hi HG.
Check the flamewar and may Paul's love stray from you.

This is ground control to E-RP.
You've really made me gay.
And the posters want to know who's Morrigan.
And the shitters grind some one liners again.
This is ground control to E-RP.
I'm leaving through the board.
And I'm lurking in a most peculiar way.
And the avas look very different today.
For here,
I am sitting in a shitpost far above.
And no one's left to hear,
The lack of Paul's love.

>>11066650
Exactly. You always look happy too. Nui is the cutest!
>>11066608
Give it plenty of hugs and headpats.

>>11066683
Bowie was overrated

>>11066742
This. Rod Stewart was better.

>>11066840
I've got a rod you can stew on

>>11066873
No, thank you, Paul.

>>11066608
Trap it inside my condom while I fuck some bussi

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ayo where the big titties at

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>>11066943

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>>11066943
Tig o'll bitties

>>11066923
pretty sure paul would have replied with some massive screed on how some unrelated third party was better than both of them

>>11066943
Somewhere near the fat-bottomed girls.

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>>11066677
But is it a tiny Hitler clone, or is it a tiny perfect Hitler copy?

>>11067007
It's not Hitler.

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>>11066943

>>11066989
That third party would have been either Kurt Cobain, Tool, or, god forgive me, Weezer.

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>>11067009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMt9E85geUI

>>11067039
The tiny is it's own entity. It's not a tiny version of anything.
It's a tiny and it belongs to you.
What do you do with it?

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>>11067048
I guess I'd make bank with it on Youtube.

>>11067074
Cute.

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>>11066608
cuddle crew em

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>>11066943

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Is anyone still here? Anyone that wants to fuck? And by fuck I mean mostly do some kink stuff and if there's actual sex then I guess that's fine too. Real nasty or weird stuff is better.

ALTERNATIVELY, I could play as everyone's favorite high school teacher / part-time maid, but only if it's exceedingly cute and not gross at all!

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>>11066943
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>>11067132
Weird or nasty is something I'd love to do, but can't do anything at the moment. It'd be nice to see some cute teacher play though.

>>11067132
kink stuff like what.

>>11067132
I'm down with the second.
Or the first depending on char.

>>11067132
Who dis?

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>TFW this will be never be you

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>>11067159
>>11067164
Alright, cool, well, I can 'teach it up once everyone agrees and whatnot.

>>11067163
>>11067164
>>11067167
It is I. Someone who should be narrowing their sheet and yet does nothing but expand.

>>11067210
I'm admittedly not too well-read on kawakami (though man am I into it) is the maid thing like a secret totally or

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>>11067210
>handholding

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>>11067206
UNF.

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>>11067210
>Oh sure let me see what things could be weird or nasty
>have way worse degenerate fetishes than these
I'll just keep to myself.

>>11067206
>tfw want but with rocket/galactic grunts instead

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>>11067230
I-I don't know who this "Kawakami" is! I'm 'Becky'! And I certainly don't do anything else, okaay~? I mean, why would a high schooler need a maid? Aheh heh.. Heh...

>>11067279
Then pick different kinks, you big goober.

>>11067302
Like what? I might have missed some~

>>11067319
...Subtle.
Alright, I'll bite. What are your going rates, 'Becky'?

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>>11067210
>fight-fucking
thats a thing?

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>>11067319
Scat
Watersports
Futa on male
Bestiality
Romantic relationships/vanilla
To name a few

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>>11067343
>The mature woman leans in close to whisper in your ear, conveniently giving a view of her cleavage, albeit one mostly blocked by her uniform.
>The rate wasn't particularly UNreasonable, but of course anyone paying for a maid service including full Lolita-design outfits wouldn't expect anything super cheap.
Is that okay?.. Master?

>>11067349
Yes.

>>11067368
I'm 80% sure I listed all of those things. Anything else is just context. Like, I don't want scat ON a person. But for like, petplay, or regression? Sure.

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>>11067368
>Scat
>Watersports
Everything else is pretty alright, though,

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>>11067413
never knew.

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>>11067421
I'm sorry. I'll leave.
>>11067413
I didn't see bestiality on the list. And yes, I do mean the extreme version of those contexts. As well as some other contexts as well.

Who is the biggest cuck after Lupin?

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>>11067210
(Hey, again! I was wondering: how gullible is Starfire in terms of lewd stuff and "earth customs"?)

>>11067506
Stop

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>>11067504
Me

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>>11067432
Ya learn something new every day.

>>11067490
I'm not gonna lie, I've gotten off to those Witcher pictures by that one guy that everyone hates. That said, anything you wanna suggest, I'm all ears for, but would still need to at least know the general idea of before we committed.

>>11067506
Incredibly.

>>11067504
Has anyone here ever actually tried real cuck roleplay?

>>11067504
Jiro
>Cucked off every waifu of his so hard he quit the threads.

>>11067413
...Ain't you supposed to hold off on the titles until you get paid? Though I did just get that raise...
>A slight eyebrow raise as he glances over the other, semi-cleavage and all. Why DID she look familiar...? Likely nothing to worry about.
Hnh. Tell you what. I don't have that much cash on me, buuuuut if you cut me just a teeny bit of slack I'll make us dinner when you're done. Fair? Not. Not like a 'thing' or anything, just. To try and compensate.

>>11067520
Kill yourself, anonymous ERP police. You're more cringe than all this autism you bitch about.
+1

>>11067562
He quit the threads because people did nothing but make fun of him. Now he spends his days streaming with his GF, and bitching about the threads any time someone brings them up.

>>11067571
Stop.

>>11067584
If he wasnt such a bitch then people would have ignored him instead of making fun of him

>>11066128
Hail to the queen

>>11067571
not him but spidey's bretty fucking cringe
even by our incredibly low standards

>>11067584
Good fucking riddance. Jiro's attitude was shit and he brought every ounce of shitposting he got on himself.

>>11067615
Spider Man x Lucina ERP when

>>11067631
>limpdick beta vs. flatty beta
they'd awkwardly hm at each other for twenty minutes until one dropped full spaghetti and then call it a night

>>11067584
>Get attached to someone
>People make fun of you
>Instead of ignoring that, you decide to escalate it by bitching
He had it coming desu

>>11067584
I mean to be fair there is PLENTY to bitch about around these places

>>11067638
I was hoping someone would understand why those two specifically

>>11067562
I still cringe thinking back on the Elizabeth X Jiro shit. Two cunts being cunts and derailing the shit out of the threads that were already awful back then.

>>11067655
Yeah, but attaching your ava to your bitching only makes you a target. Only an autistic retard wouldn't see shitposting is imminent when you're acting like that. Didn't help that he developed this know-it-all attitude that got really grating after just a little while.

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>>11067565
Mmmm... okay! If you say so, Master~! I'm sure whatever you cook will be 'delish!
>She winked, a fist pumping in the air as she kicked a foot back. It was SLIGHTLY too enthusiastic, as though there remained an undertone of needingtogetpaidforthisfuckingjob. But she seemed appreciate of the offer none-the-less. Would be nice to not be eating reheatable ramen whilst grading papers for once.

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>>11067601
>Which?
>Akasha, Ragyo, Allura, or Excellia?

>>11067688
Appreciative. REEEE AUTOCORRECT.

>>11067684
I call this the Fronk Phenomenon. Why do people attach their avatars to OOC posts? Do they think it lends some weight to their bitchposting?

>>11067677
Elizabeth was ok
Jiro was the fucking cancer of the two

>>11067700
Excellia-sama

>>11067688
I'll try my best.
>A quiet snort at the other's enthusiam, turning and gesturing her towards a compact (but at least clean looking) car in the distance
Oh and uh. Don't go too overboard on the 'master' stuff, if that's okay. Gets kinda creepy.

>>11067711
She was just as passive-aggressive as he was. It got old really fast.

>>11067562
Stay mad Gage

>>11066128
>Ragyo power-dynamic-ing the FUCK out of a new secretary
I don't know why this scenario appeals
But it do

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>>11067520
Can't stop, won't stop!

>>11067556
(You up for a session with her? I wanted to take Superior Spidey for a spin. Maybe she just arrived on Earth and he stumbles on to her and in trying to analyze her species, he takes advantage of her lack of earth knowledge.
Sounds good?)

>>11067631
When someone starts playing her.
(Though, I never understood where the ship came from.)

I will make my mission to shit these threads, you cunts.

>>11067752
Do it faggot.

>>11067752
Get in line.

>>11067745
The ship is a meme because of one autist, basically.

>>11067752
you're a bit late to the party

>>11067752
But they're already full of shit!

>>11067745
cease

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>>11067739
>Am I just stupid because I don't really understand what that means?
>>11067745
Spiderman X Twilight Sparkle when?
>>11067714
>Ragyo gives him the deathglare, Akasha simply flies off looking for another victim, and Allura simply walks off.
>Excellia wraps him in a big hug, though.

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>>11067752

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>>11067724
>She seemed to release a breath she'd been holding, a hidden tension when she released part of the act.
Of course, sir. Whatever you ask.
>She responded respectfully, with a bow. It was certainly unlike a customer to not want the whole package: a maid who basically dotes on you to the best of her ability. Much less one that cooked.

>>11067795
>bad touch during work hours
>showing off just enough to get flustered
>going from 'oh how was your morning' to 'always remember i could fire you and then literally rip you in half and nobody would bat an eye' in seconds
shit like that

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>>11067795
>Spiderman X Twilight Sparkle
>look it up
>It's a thing.
>Yo what the fuck?

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>>11067745
I've gotta say, I'm not exactly a big fan of Superior. Maybe that's a bias I developed as the run got better and then eventually worse and worse over time, but it's a bias nonetheless. It also doesn't help I haven't put up my Starfire folder for mobile yet. Sorry 'bout that.

spider-cuck
spider-cuck
radioactive dick ain't gettin' succ

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>>11067847
>Some crazy paid a lot of money to comission his ship.
>>11067860
>Hue.

>>11067795
>Hugs back and puts face in between those huge breasts of hers
Excellia-sama, you are just the best.

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JESUS WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET YOU PEOPLE TO KINK THE FUCK OUT WITH ME

WHERE'D THAT FUCKIN' SCAT GUY GO

>>11067912
Fuck off

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>>11067923
You fuck off.

Cunt.

>>11067804
"Whatever", huh? I'll keep that in mind.
>A quiet chuckle, more of a rib at her expense than an actual implication of untoward activity. A relatively quiet drive to a decent-sized apartment ensuing.
Alright, it's mostly clutter, so it'll be picking up junk, emptying the cans, mop the little hallway if able, supplies are in that closet back there... I'll get food running, and 'check in' when able. That good?
>Another euphemism of mixed intentions. Previous implications seeming a bit more attractive options as he'd looked her over on the way in. Still, nothing managed to kill that nagging feeling of familiarity. If it were anybody he knew personally surely ONE of them would have broken the act by now. Was she on TV...?

>>11067928
You're shit.

Your characters are shit.

Your fetishes are shit.

Your RPs are shit.

Go die in a hole.

>>11067912
YO SOME OTHER NIGHT WE NEED TO START UP THAT HYPNO SHIT AGAIN IF I WASN'T TERRIBLE
WAS GETTING INTO IT BUT I'M ABOUT TO CRASH AND BURN AND DON'T WANNA BLUEBALL AGAIN

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>>11067838
>>11067838
>It sure does sound like something she would do.
>>11067901
And you are too, loyal worshipper.

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>>11067955
Oh whatever. Forget you, dude. I stayed away from the drama this long, I can keep it up.

>>11067965
>Ideas for the future. Or now. Down with either. Or y'know never.

>>11067955
Where's this vitriol towards shits that actually deserve it tho

>>11067965
I had heard from someone very close to me that you are in need of an heir, correct?

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>>11067912
I can't actually do any erp at the moment. If I could, I would do plenty of kinky shit. I'm sorry. Have some Scat in apologies.

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>>11067767
Ah, makes sense. Reminds me of that one guy commissioning Twilight Sparkle x Spider-Man art. Tho, at least there it makes sense, cause they're both nerds.
Speaking of...

>>11067795
When ever I manage to catch one online. I tried it once, but I ran out of time for the day and ended up with an awkward conclusion. Oh, well. Next time.

>>11067849
Ah, shame. I'll think of a way to incorporate regular Spidey, then. Or maybe Kaine? I also wanted to try him out if you prefer/are ok with it. I need to put his folder on my phone for the future.

>>11067785
No u

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>>11067912
not into other girls sorry. Plus mine are tame.

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>>11067964
YES I AGREE OKAY SEE YOU LATER THEN LETS TALK NEXT TIME

>>11067946
Yes sir!
>She replied with gusto, fists held in front of her chest. Her smile turned and her brow furrowed in worry as he turned away. It wouldn't be the end of the world, but it sure wouldn't be pleasant if he found out. He couldn't have not noticed by now, right? Was he just messing with her? Was he out for pictures!?
>Sadayo, er, 'Becky' pushed the thought from her mind as she started to tidy up. He certainly wasn't as slobbish as most of the men she worked for. And, the worker-bee she is, her troubled thoughts drifted as she focused inside on sweeping the hall. She actually looked kind of peaceful as she stood up on a chair to start dusting the higher shelves. Her skirt felt like it was riding a bit, but he was in the other room, so it would be dealt with once things were clean.

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>>11068040
seriously, stop
do us all a favor

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>new event downloaded in Fate/GO
>Officer Medb
I fucking love it. Too bad she isn't a playable servant.

>>11068053
How tame are we talkin'?

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>>11068080
Im not sure exactly what in more tame then others, honestly.
I guess just rough sex and maybe stuff like biting and scratching. to name a few.

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>>11068027
that's chocolate, you goose!

>>11068053
Not everyone can be bisexual. I respect your dismissal of vag' even if I don't agree with it.

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>>11068101
But it's Scathach. Scat for short.

Who do you wish would come back?

>>11068152
raikou. It's been forever and I wanna lewd lucoa

>>11068152
I wish DMG would leave forever.

>>11068054
>As she worked, the smell and sound of cooking meat quietly seeped into the flat, Any lingering thoughts on the mystery hire drifting into the back of his mind as he focused on the cooking. After a while he'd pause, setting the half-finished stirfry to the side as he fumbled in the fridge for a beer bottle. He sauntered back towards the hallway, head poking out.
Hey, you're not vegan or something, are-
>The last of the question curled up like a lump in his throat, the maid's backside facing him. Oh, not the skirt, though it'd certainly been running through his mind. His gaze shifted upward. A mole on the back of her neck. Just barely above enough to be shown in a normal shirt. One he was all too familiar with, though it hadn't occurred to him in the last several years. As if the awkward staring mid-sentence hadn't made things dreadful enough, the sound of the bottle slipping out of his hand and shattering against the floor would break the silence.

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>>11068130
Whoa. A three-pronged joke. That is way too clever for me or these threads. I am genuinely impressed.

>>11068152
I don't know their names, but there were a few anons who I clicked with particularly well. For all I know they're still in our presence.

A more real answer: that one crazy girl. I don't know the character. Tsundere shit.

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>>11068068
I guess she's Warden Medb. Hot.

>>11068152
Coffee

>>11068181
DMG leaving would be the final nail in the coffin of ERP

>>11068197
we certainly wouldn't be up 24/7 anymore at least, don't think anyone shitposts as much during ded hours

>>11068197
Go to sleep DMG

>>11068152
Watashi

>>11067978
Scat fucking ya? How so? Just straight forward?

>>11068164
Raikou's not coming back because Lupin's been shitposting about them nonstop.

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>>11068185
>She jumped with a jolt, and grabbed the shelf for stability as the chair rocked beneath her. Her head turned and she quickly pulled at the hem of her skirt. Sadayo's face was suddenly flush despite the relatively minor nature of the view he might've gotten, not knowing he was looking somewhere else entirely.
You didn't- did you!?
>Her meaning was clear, as she'd loath to work for some pervert. However, her tone came out far more accusatory and stern than she'd meant it to, like the one she'd have used to discipline a student. Hands shot up to cover her mouth, and her eyes darted to the floor with a gasp left muffled by her palms.
Ah!
>The selfish part of her wanted to say was "I just cleaned that!", but the caring part came out with,
Don't move! You might cut yourself!
>She quickly hopped off the chair and got down, picking up individual big chunks of glass.

>>11067210
Still here trash?

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>>11068242
Not 100% sure how scat can be 'straight forward', but it just depends on context. Like, I don't want it smushed around and like, lathered in it. But for the sake of humiliation or desperation or petplay or anything like that, that's cool.

>>11068338
You know it

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>>11068164

>>11068356
Speak of the devil
>>11068291

>>11068356
And did he just stand there or something? Is he retarded?

>>11068356
We all know you hate her lupin, it's fine

>>11068403
>her

>>11068319
>Following her instructions less by choice and more from his brain still being in shutdown mode, eyes following her as she moved over and then down. That tone. The way she jumped. Even the way she pulled herself down to the ground. Each subtle movement setting off a memory firework. If he'd have been in this mindset from the get-go, the face alone would have been enough. The words that came next, right as she nearly finished scooping brown glass, were blurted almost out of necessity, almost hoping for a specific answer he knew wouldn't come.

...Miss Kawakami?

>>11068291
Doesn't he shitpost anyone with a server since he can't stand that people hate him?

>>11068403
>her

>>11068435
I'm pretty sure he got caught confessing to someone that he stirred shit in the threads over....virra? TND? Some big discord person