kpop
first for incest best
>>11056710
Make me cum
hey
Alright guys, let's figure out what momobimbo should cum to in about 6 hours.
hey qt
I woke up not to long ago~
>>11056678
>>11056710
reminds me of https://www.erome.com/a/FPxB7trz
Blah
>>11056803
hi Jin
>>11056835
don't blah me
>>11056843
Blah blah blah
>>11056850
oh wow you're asking for it
>>11056855
What am I asking for
Do you masturbate to Sejeong?
>>11056875
punishment
>>11057102
Sometimes. Why do you ask?
>>11057132
Blah
What is the sedge doing right now anyway?
>>11057138
I'll be over at your place in 10 minutes be ready
>>11057149
Just lying down in bed, stewing in the bummy feelings of vicarious loss
>>11057153
Sorry, I'm kind of saving myself for punishment-marriage
Where is the (((new))) dubuposter anyway
>>11057168
blah
>>11057168
I'm hoping this funk passes before tomorrow comes because I have dinner date tomorrow and this stuff would really fuck with me
>>11057192
Blahblahblah
>>11056803
gosh pls cum in my mouth
dead
Holding in my pee for
https://youtu.be/2aECxLxGj2I
army1004....
cumming for dahye again
MOMOBIMBO NO
>>11057249
don't reply to him
neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara neo nawara wara
any crocodile nuggets and chips for brakky man in
goodnight guys
Dont wake up
>>11058842
>breakfast at night
isn't it like 11 there?
bit after 10 and i'm workin nights
going to australia next week for training so me and the other guy are on schedules where we wake up at 4am austime
is australia your next move
anyone wanna jerk off with me
>>11058862
gngn
>>11058925
Are you coming to Sydney?
>>11058972
no it's only two weeks
>>11058989
melbourne
too much franz in this thread im out before I was even in
Too much franz in existence if you ask me
>>11059134
Same
Oh shit, approx 2.5 hours until Momobimbo blasts off.
franz cutie
>Clean cutter
>It falls
Zzz
aigoo
I'm horny someone jerk off with me
Kys franz
tfw the freaking normies are partying on a wednesday night
dont kys franz
I'm just too busy watching Produce 101.
I'm 8 personalities here.
where the fuck is jackson
its his birthday
I've been edging for 2 hours and im gonna cum to cx
Jackson...
good choice
ive been edging to dahye, seolhyun and tzuyu and i'm about to cum
I read that as vx at first
MOMOBIMBO NO
I want to die
who is going to play PoE and fap?
>>11060625
not me
woops meant for >>11060620
also rip kpg
i won't be playing PoE
Why are we so dead anyway?
>>11057189
it's me.
I'm lazy to avatarfag when i'm using phone, i'm using pc now
also, me >>11060685
oh momobimbo is online
where is muh harbinger update?!
hiiii
>>11060750
dunno i fucked up and ran a t15 beach head pre harshitter buff
fuck me
wow really?
happy birthday to jackson if u see this
>>11060620
momobimbo is pure
>pic related
>>11060729
jackson left
>>11060765
i'm saving them, but i didnt play much, lvl 82 waifucendant
Anyone wanna erp to any of the idols I mentioned here >>11060564
>>11060757
kys
>>11060765
got 40/40 in essence/breach/legacy
don't know about harbinger
>>11060825
erping is a sin
All the twiceposter are sluts tho
>>11060825
you wanna cum to tzuyu again?
>>11060872
neomuhae
>>11060530
its tomorrow
I fapped to Nayeon once
>>11060783
why though....
>>11060695
Disnt ask you
best erp is with the tributeboys
oj is p good too
>>11060757
hi hyocutie how are you today
>>11060899
Nothing personal kid
>>11060914
my dick shrinks when i look at her
Isn't Hyosex the best erper we have?
>>11060938
erp with me
>>11060815
add me homie
>>11060838
ive been playing since beta but never bothered doind 40/40 desu
>>11060892
i'm down
>>11060958
pm me bb
>>11060993
nevermind lets fap to dahye
>>11060997
I don't know who you are
>>11060941
hi im good ^^ you?
>>11060954
nice meme
>>11060966
I can't. People can doxx my nick easily
post a discord and I'll get you off.
say no to erp
>>11061016
just add me @ MomosBigMomos ingame
i wont dox you
>>11061017
Momobimbo is a well known hacker
a discord
>>11061016
>hanging around somewhere you are afraid people will learn your nickname
Wow I knew this place was special but this is something else
add me daddy Txrned#1268
>>11060951
it's personnel you fucking idiot, meme it correctly
>>11061101
my bad, i chose my nick poorly
>>11061138
Sonic...
Who are the must try erpers?
you wont pm them anyway
>>11061194
franz
erping with woop right now
nice try, he's asleep
the only prestigious erpers i haven't done it with are iuslut, choaboy and tanner.
ok Im fapping alone
choaboy > tanner > iuslut
>>11061297
why that order
1-6 dahye
7-9 jiho
0-dub dunno
>>11061251
no he's not
>>11061011
I always cum the most with you
wassup with woop? that fool dead?
>>11061297
too bad all 3 of them quit
stroke
your
cocks
i like anons that post about erpers but they're obviously lying
post erp screenshots
My favorite erp experience was when Yeinssi made me stick all my chess pieces up my butt...
>>11061446
we dont do that here
>>11061455
u fukin wanka, post yuh erp m8
degenerated fangirls = erotic gay fanfics
degenerated fanboys = erping
>>11061446
I can send some, but not publicly.
ascended individuals = both
I don't erp, but I write fake sex stories on reddit and pretend to be a girl on okcupid.
>>11061488
Discord?
>>11061493
are they kpop sex stories?
>>11061493
for scamming or for pleasure?
>>11061493
8bit...
>>11061496
You give me yours, make an alt.
tanner is good but unfortunately doesn't like my favorite idol
vx is good especially if you share fetishes
choaboy is good and seemed to be down for anything
anyone else was meh or i do not have experience with them
stroking to jiyeon right now
>>11061500
No. Just a regular person posting about her encounters.
>>11061527
For edging.
I don't scam. When I used to pretend to be a girl on Steam, I actually was the one gifting games.
>>11061552
>When I used to pretend to be a girl on Steam, I actually was the one gifting games.
what the fuck did I just read
>>11061535
woop was shite?
>>11061533
alt123#9553
you guys love to gossip..
i love yeinssi's pretty lips around my cock
hyosex...
i just realized my essay mark only goes down by one percent every day i submit it late owo
pls sex me im sad
>>11061933
submit it on time you silly noob
>>11061535
who is your favorite idol? did you bring her up and he shot you down?
>>11061953
i have no idea how to write haha..
and i have an important exam on friday
my dick goes up by one percent every time you post
any somi feet?
>>11061985
youre my genius cutie poster you'll make it..
>>11061985
Post the topic and we can help you
>>11061999
im not a genius im like retarded
>>11062012
i might switch my topic since im kind of stuck right now but i already have like a page and a half written so i dont know if i should
arigato gozaimasu kisame konoha chan kaite jisatsu bleach sugoi yamero desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I dont wanna be me anymore
Just kill yourself
Who do you wanna be?
Peter Steele
a cute girl
I want to be binnieboy's chair
kousaka honoka ^^
hello
wtf that's weird
any out of work early man in
came to jiyeon soooooo hard
>3. [+842, -82] The day we see her retire is the day her eyes merge into one
>>11062372
Don't you want to sit on me?
it would probably be uncomfortable to sit on a person all day
Netflix and suicide desu
netflix can't kill you
>>11062438
soon(tm)
netflix and brojobs
no homo
evens essay
odds study
dubs or 0 play osu
evens message me
>shirt off
>pants down
im ready to funpost
WOAH THE YOZ?!?
Dumb frogposter
Not only is he dumb, he's also sexy.
menboong
I really want to kiss hyojung right now
Not yeinssi although he's nice, but hyojung is so pretty
I disagree. I think she looks like a
>>11063676
she is really pretty and thanks for saying im nice~
ahhh are you drunk?? you seem very playful
>>11063741
get back to your homework RIGHT now
He's feeling high because I'm tickling his balls
>>11063758
nooo i wish
>>11063770
yes yes im going..
>>11063830
pm me now
>>11063830
no pming only school now till i say so UNDERSTOOD?
>>11063741
you're a cunt
>>11063887
got it!
>>11063874
you heard the boss
my stomach hurts
don't be rude, solarcutie
who of you guys is horny
pwning noobs
>>11064027
i'm edging, but not for kgirls today
>>11064070
what are you fapping to?
>>11064027
I'm really horny.
Need someone to help me cum.
>>11064107
discord
>>11064002
you little rudeboy no dinner for you if you're playing hearthstone tonight
>>11064107
is your cock twitching?
you people fap too much
>>11064105
was at /gif/
now i went to Twitch to see if my waifu is online (she is not)
So I clicked on QueenMico's stream and lost my boner
https://youtu.be/64jXA_zTv_Y
>>11064116
Just give me yours, promise I'll add you.
>>11064152
get your boner back
>>11064152
are there any qt short hair twitch streamers?
>>11064175
chek#5481
you are so bad sometimes, yeinssi...
>>11064178
https://www.twitch tv/mathil1
>>11064130
Not yet
>>11064116
wtf you stole him from me
>>11064174
how's your mom and girlfriend
>>11064269
Post yours too then..
>>11064210
what the heck did i do
>>11064316
bully me
>>11064239
>https://www.twitch tv/mathil1
>>11064316
im not gonna post mine you can just pm me
Is Yozoh a good friend?
>>11064332
wait what thats not me lol sorry..
>>11064354
no, i bully people into submission
like this
lewd
Someone help me cum to kpop please.
>>11064410
oh ofc it's not ;)
>>11064140
>you people
>>11064561
i'm sorry
>>11064528
why dont you jerk off you little bitch?
>>11064589
Help me through Discord
stop apologizing it comes off as submissive
https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1961733/page/1#p14747831
>>11064621
sorry
>>11064568
post more of her to make up for it
>>11064621
ok i'm not sorry then
>>11064608
why would I
>>11064655
Because you're exactly what I need right now..
>>11064589
t-tanner....
>>11064679
whats your discord
way too much franz yozoh hyodung this thread
>>11064777
that's not choaboy
tfw already bored of PoE
>>11064777
>>>42530929 (OP)
Hi choaboy
>>11064802
t. Choaboy
cant be touched
nah
ive never worked out in my life sadly
Don't lie you shy little stud
>>11064767
choaboy#9703
All that working out got my test up.
working out is for girls. i got these arms from fuckin your waifu
h-ha same
>>11064767
nanakun#2352
>>11064911
>working out is for girls
Then explain this vx you little bitch
I'm outtie
>>11064923
I have a question for you
>>11064970
starved body
>>11064970
kek
>>11064957
will you make me cum?
>>11064970
>>11065038
sure add me.
jjongprincess...
>>11060951
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel kid!
how do i lose weight, i'm fat
eat less
>>11065327
sprints just warmup first so you don't pull your hamstrings
>>11065327
hes right eating less is the most important part. count your calories and cut out sugary drinks.
people will say to exercise but then continue eating high calorie garbage. doing both helps but watching your food is more important.
put down the fork tubby
>>11065327
just go to the toilet 7-9 times a day and you'll be fine
be too lazy to eat
wtf cb
how do i gain weight, i'm skinny
>>11065327
get a scale and reduce your eating a little until it shows you're losing weight
also try to eat good foods so you get your nutrition even while eating less
>>11065378
what are some good foods to eat to feel full, my problem is i over eat
What's the best website for dota?
>>11065415
he's not wrong
>>11065399
i don't eat enough to go that many times
>>11065421
How do i fight those cravings tho, it's a mental battle that i keep losing
dota.com
>>11065429
eat slower, get smaller plates/bowls so they look fuller with less
>>11065399
confirmed
>>11065416
you do the opposite and eat more. i managed to gain 30 pounds in under a year from early 2016-17 and was always the type of person to say i cant gain anything. you can you just have to shove more food in your hole.
>>11065450
i do try to eat slow but i still end up feeling hungry, i guess i have to take it a step further
>>11065327
>tfw doing well the past few weeks with eating healthy then had a shit day today
>>11065463
been doing that for 2 weeks now
fighting!
should i stream dota?
>>11065507
You should start a youtube series teaching dota
just don't eat for a couple days. you will get used to it and your appetite will drastically decrease from then on
>>11065521
that'll be impossible for me
how do make my bp cute and presentable?
>>11065447
>How do i fight those cravings tho, it's a mental battle that i keep losing
maybe it'll help if you have snacks around that are filling
there were some studies that said adding nuts to a diet can help with weight loss because even though they have a lot of energy they also make you feel sated for a long time
how's your diet right now? if you're spiking and crashing your blood sugar a lot instead of eating slower digesting stuffs that could make you crave it again
gonna need somethin shoved in my hole alright
>>11065521
this is terrible advice
>>11065519
im bad at dota though
>>11065521
Idiot
>>11065549
i've started counting calories recently and nuts have lots of calories for such a little amount, i don't think i find them that filling but maybe i should try
>falling for the water diet meme
>>11065521
If you starve yourself when you're fat your body will just get better at storing fat and it'll just be easier to put on weight again
>>11065557
well yeah i know it's stupid and bad but it works.
it all boils don't to just having willpower anyway
>download virus
>run malwarebytes
>9 threats detected
>go to take a shit
>come back
>3,881 threats detected
wew lad
>>11065572
buy a bag of baby carrots or some other veggie you can tolerate. losing weight when youre accustomed to eating junk food isnt easy so you might not like the taste but they are very filling for how little calories they are.
anytime you feel hungry just grab a few and nibble on them to fill the void. its not gonna be easy but good luck
>>11065593
then why would you recommend something harmful to someone with bad willpower?
kendeceiver
>>11065594
how
https://www.twitch tv/kamatarihoi
streaming dota with the mic on
>>11065572
maybe nuts won't work for you
how does your diet look like at the moment? if there's a lot of empty calories in it then generally getting rid of those will help
>>11065603
this is great advice
be sure to include lots of vegetables in every meal too to make it more filling
>>11065603
what can i do to carrots to make them taste better, i really don't like them raw
>>11065673
not much unfortunately, try celery or some other veggie
because his appetite is what makes it impossible for him. it won't really change if you just keep eating at the same frequency, even if you're always munching on carrots.
you cant lose weight without feeling like you're starving at some point. you're accustomed to eating too much, that's why you're fat
>>11065672
i don't think i have too many empty calories necessarily, i just over eat regular food, maybe consume around 500 calories of junk food like chocolate
so i am in the chat and on the thread
>>11065327
Increase protein intake and get some muscle. Heightens your metabolism and makes you use up calories faster.
Do a short, high intensity workout every morning and night time
Do sets of 16, like 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8, 8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 so it's easy to count, and easier to imagine as short
Really quickly, do two sets of pushups, three sets of crunches, 4 sets of squats.
Do ^that^ once when you wake up, and once before bed. It's easy to do, and will give you like, a musculature starter pack.
>>11065447
The point with all of this is you should make it hard for your willpower to fail you. Meaning, don't give yourself the opportunity to eat unhealthy.
Always eat alone, and with a set amount of stuff
That way, when you're forced to deal with the fact that there's no more food when you're done.
That way, it's less an issue of willpower and more an issue of food availability.
When cravings hit you, just wait. Wait for about 2 hours. They'll go away. They really do.
Do something else while you're waiting, like I dunno
Jerk it. That's really popular here.
>>11065550
Right, BB?
>>11065744
tldr
nice wall
>>11065769
trump-san?
>>11065673
grate it, throw in a bit of grated apple for flavor too
and eat a variety in different veggies, broccoli or whatever, so it's not always just carrots if you don't like it
stop spacing your sentences out like that retard we dont do that here
It's 11:40pm and I'm gonna eat some cereal
You're so fucking annoying holy shit
what kind?
Frosted flakes
theyyyy're pretty good
its 5:30am and i did nothing at all today ahehahaha
time to wake up at 6pm agai nand feel like shit ahehehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtsQwicbsy4
just do IF
>>11065744
i'll be the one shoving here
you're pretty good
>>11065869
No you!
I am really starting to dislike kenposter
that's an ocelot reference right
>>11065852
but I love you
>>11065893
yes me
so is iuboy on bant now or whats the deal
Franz and Binnie who would have thought?
>>11065744
thanks for the advice dude, much appreciated. i don't have much experience working out. when you say sets, what would you say is a good amount of reps to do for each set, i assume starting small is the way to go but i don't want to go too small.
can you explain how sets work. am i doing like 5 push ups. rest for a bit. 5 push ups. rest for a bit. 5 crunches, rest, 5 crunches, rest etc?
>>11065798
yeah, i like broccoli but sucks to have to go buy it often as it doesn't last that long
>>11065927
haven't seen many swedish flags there at all
life
is
endless
suffering
>>11065927
hi iuboy
>asking franz the girlscout about exercise
>>11065927
see >>11065953
>>11065950
wahhh
i came to a fucking sex comedy movie wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwwSTYpqwdw
34:04 girl is hot AF
>>11065945
you're buying it fresh? i've never had frozen broccoli but maybe that would be convenient if you can stuff your freezer with bags of it
tl;dw
>>11065981
the other girl in that movie is hotter
>>11065998
yeah, buying it fresh but maybe frozen is a good option, i'll have to take a look
>>11065964
>wahhh
okay? lol
>>11065981
what the fuck yozoh
post good study music
>>11066034
it was me
>>11066009
which one?
>>11066077
stfu close 4chan and study you faggot it is not hard
>>11066087
IT IS OK T_T
isn't white noise supposedly good for studying?
>>11066083
I dont k ow her name. The one thats in lingerie on her bed having an orgasm
damn your advice for anything keeps getting more and more questionable
>>11066100
>hey guys I'm neglecting my studying again XD please someone tell me to get back to it
i never tried it myself, just seen youtube videos made for specifically that purpose. i thought it was odd but it apparently works for some people.
also it wasn't advice, it was a question lol
>>11066113
oh the main girl that reads mind
>>11065930
A set is basically a certain number of repetitions lumped together.
Think of it as dividing your workout. Instead of doing 32 pushups, do 2 sets of 16 pushups. So in your mind, it becomes 2 instead of 32.
Make the counting mindless, so you kind of don't notice that you're doing as much pushups as you are.
If 16 is too hard maybe just do 4 sets of 8, and rest for 2 seconds between sets.
>>11065921
See you later, BB
>>11066167
Fugg ya
anyone else here a personality that pretends to be nice but then posts mean things as anon?
>>11066162
thanks dude
tanner does
>>11066034
im streaming dota 2, i aint posting no youtube links
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>11066198
me (tanner)
glad I am not the only one
>>11066198
I'm nice as an anon too :)
All Dubuist are nice to our buddies even if they hate Twice
>>11066246
shut the fuck up jackson
can we all just be nice for at least one thread
>>11066254
not jackson here
t. not franz
>I'm so nice!
>I want you to know how nice I am
>All dubu posters are nice too
If this is not a red flag then what is?
>>11066184
Cant fap again fug
going to sleep now, need to wake up to work in 6 hours
>>11066265
it is true, we have a code to follow
>>11066267
just do it
wtf anon the yozoh milker?
kenboys advice is a red flag
Added one of the dubu posters on discord and he was the biggest freak ever. Constantly talking about her butthole and what he would do to it.
I wont name any names tho
>>11066312
I have noticed this and the fact he likes yozoh is another one
his "((("advice")))"
still salty i wouldn't blindly join your yozoh-hating faction huh?
>>11066330
>Added one of the dubu posters on discord and he was the biggest freak ever. Constantly talking about her butthole and what he would do to it.
A siner, i bet he doesnt belong to dubuland
gotta go now and remember
<<<
i would eat dubu's butthole
same but with tzuyu
what about ken's
its dark and smelly
how do you resist talking to someone that you are having a fight with and want to reconcile?
why resist if you want to reconcile? that's counterproductive
Dubu shits on my face
hello?
at this point i'm so desperate i'd eat most idols buttholes
>dark and smelly
just like kenboys advice
you gotta keep around some standards
lol
kenlad is cute CUTE
kenigger is a snake
are we being good trash boys today.
I am a snake
slithering in the trees
watch out below
I'ma bite dem knees
HISSSSSSSSS
which personality here uses the ugliest idol?
me
>>11066601
lmao
>>11066601
you
is youngji even an idol really?
nugus are just prostitutes for conglomerates
What did i miss while being in dota hell for two hours?
IM BORED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND
watching momo fancams and getting hard
>want to save RGP pictures on twitter
>too lazy to do it
>retweet them and try to dl them later
>come back in a couple of hours
>shit ton new pics
post perfect armpits
>>11066849
male or female
morning guys
Female
>>11066907
good morning
>>11066849
what makes a good armpit?
>>11066942
i was hoping you'd tell me
what do you look for
attached to an attractive woman
helps if there's some muscle definition/flexing going on
>>11066984
can't say I've ever given it much though
are armpits for looking or licking or smelling
>>11067146
all of the above
Friendly reminder that bullying is not allowed, unless you are a qt short hair girl that wants go get bullied by me or wants to bully me
make me laugh
>>11067436
why did the nigger cross the road
i can already tell this isn't going to be funny
>>11067460
oh know. to get to the bucket of kfc on the other side
morning fagits
It's April 1st, a woman successfully gives birth after several hours of labor. The doctor takes the baby and leaves the room to perform some tests. Several minutes later, the doctor returns with the baby in his arms and then suddenly begins to punch it, kick it, throw it about the room and slam it against an adjacent wall. The woman screams, "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!" To which the doctor replies, "April Fool's! It was already dead!"
what did one tampon say to the other?
four women are sitting in a bar talking about how loose they are
one fits a hot dog
one fits a cucumber
one fits a fist
the last one slides down the bar stool
I hate you charr
i like you charr
>>11067572
nothing, they were both stuck-up cunts
anon hates me oh no how will i surbibe
>>11067620
That's a good one
https://youtu.be/qoYsfbq3vMc
I still haven't laughed
a panda walks into a bar and then he shoots the bartender and uh i forget
tick tick boom boom 'bout to blow
he mad
I can't sleep
Too busy being on my phone
franz bf
I can't sleep
Too bored
so hype https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8K4ep1UMoU&feature=youtu.be
>>11068028
Yeah, that sucks. I hate when I cant sleep. I have work tomorrow
same. guess i'll try to anyways
>>11068028
too bored to sleep?
>>11068170
yeah, restlessness i guess
restless boner syndrome