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/ERP/ - The doctor will see you now edition Precum: >>11052237

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/ERP/ - The doctor will see you now edition
Precum: >>11052237
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Post avas you're thinking about picking up.
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Please keep f-list discussion to its own thread.
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>>11056533
Hey, I'm not a nerd! Nerds are smart...
Wait, where did you come from-

>>11056547
Wow WOW! First of all, no, my dude! This is the only thing I have on me right now and it was hella expensive! They don't make pink clothes anymore.
Second, where the heck are you guys coming from and what is this... pale-orange place?
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>>11056623
>only thing I have on me right now
... 30 bucks
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>>11056555
(but shh, I'm only lurking right now.)
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>>11056637
>>11056623
35 and this half-drunk icee
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>>11056555
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>>11056651
would hug
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>>11056646
>>11056637
Here's an other idea!
>she pulls out a plasma pistol and shoots it upwards, vaporizing a hole in the ceiling.
How about you knuckle-heads strip, instead, and make a run for it before I point this gun at you?!
>she points the gun at you
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>>11056707
N'aww, that's cute. Draw, pardner.
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>>11056707
Well you're already pointing it so the suggestion is mute
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>>11056736
>she shoots the gun, the plasma bullet inches away from your head before hitting the wall behind you
>"Wow, that was legit cool! The shooting training paid off!"
*ahem* And you're still not naked, or out of my face, weirdo...
Want me to aim for the head?

>>11056733
Wait, AH! Where did the other one go?! Who are-
Hold it... Are you... Strong Bad from Homestar Runner...? But you ain't a Marvel property! Who in the world is writing this issue?!
WOULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
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>>11056813
>Dramatically removes mask
>Is in fact just Regular Cool Guy Anon
>But the Nunchuk Gun is more than real
>He proves it by shoving it in her face
Ya wanna try somethin' lass?
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>>11056862
I thought it was a mannequin monster at first.
Still pretty hot, though not as hot as initial boner.
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>>11056862
Bug girls are great.
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Lurkers! Show yourselves!
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>>11056912
Hello faggets.
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>>11056912
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>>11056862
I'd marry her tee-bee-heitch
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How do you guys pick avas?
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>>11056993
I play my fave girls, also selected to be a wide type of personalities.
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>>11056993
it's fun to pick from series or sources you know well, niche or not
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>>11056847
>she is taken aback by the... reveal(?), as she lets her guard down, giving him enough time to reach her head with his gun
>she stares at him for a second before quickly crouching and giving him a leg sweep, her favorite move, knocking him to the ground
>she points the gun back at him, giving him a nice view of her big pink boots and naked legs from down where he was
Alright, next shot goes straight to your uglies if you don't spill the beans this instant, Mr... "Regular Cool Guy Anon"?
Wait...
>"Use of ">"... Green text... Pop culture characters appearing out of nowhere... "Anon"... Perverts who want my suit... Orange background..."
A-Am I on 4chan...?
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>>11056993
I just go with my fetishes. BRAP meme too OP.
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>>11056555
Ingrid third, Sam from totally spies, Cheryl Tunt, one of the hex girls (probably the leader but maybe the blonde), Valeera Sanguinar but probably not, Sombra
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>>11057030
>brap meme too OP
what the FUCK did he mean by this?
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>>11057028
>Normally he'd be at least neutral on the view. As it stood he wasn't particularly fond of the gun pointed at his face.
...Um. Which answer leads to the least amount of getting shot? Also it's more like an off-white most of the time.
>An absent prod at the thought bubble which has just popped out of her and drifted down to the ground.
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>>11057050
The bigger the fartbox to punch, the bigger the fun my dude.
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>>11057070
it sounded like you're unironically into farts
you aren't, are you
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>>11057078
Anon, I...
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>>11057083
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
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>>11057078
I am. The imposter probably isn't.
>>11057083
What compels you to post as me? You're doing a mighty fine job of it, but I'm wondering why. Are you a benevolent soul?
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best place to look for OCs?
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>>11057151
'Original' tag on gelbooru.
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>>11057163
all i ever find doing that is one offs.
any way to search for only characters with names that i havent found out yet?
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Doctor doctor, gimme the news,
I gotta bad case of looooovin youuuuuu...
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>>11057163
Same but on sankakucomplex
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>>11057060
>she looks back down at him for a few seconds with a scowl...
>she sighs and lowers the gun, before taking a few steps backwards, away from Anon
That's just swell... How did I end up here? Last thing I did was jump from comic page to comic page and then I used that teleporter and that must have been-
>she stops in her tracks and looks back at the anon on the floor, before rubbing the back of her head
Sorry, I am used to present a lot of exposition where I come from...
>she pushes his gun away with her leg and extends her hand to him, trying to help him up
If you promise not to shoot me, or try any funny business, I promise not to kill you, deal?
>she says, her gun held tight behind her back with her other hand
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>>11057146
We know it's actually you, stop pretending anyone cares enough to falseflag you.
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>>11057146
>Bolin is UNIRONICALLY into farts
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Oh right, I did have a folder for her
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We all know who best 4th wall breaking marvel girl really is
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>>11057185
There are plenty of good places to get attention that aren't here. It's just baffling that anyone would pretend to be me. For what fucking purpose?
>>11057191
BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
I'm a sick lil faggot.
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>>11057201
That's not she-hulk
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>>11057201
(That's right. It's Gwenpool.
But that picture looks like a really poorly drawn and poorly written character joke character and not anything like Gwenpool, so I see why some people are confused.)
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>>11057232
>>11057238
(Ah, a valid point, as well. I like you, anon!)
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>>11057238
gwenpool sucks ass.
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>>11057247
Fair
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>>11057238
(>poorly written joke character
>while playing gwenpool)
how did you manage to become MORE of a faggot when you stopped playing dudes
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Who let DMG make the thread
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>>11057238
The writing for Squirrel Girl is great it's just the art that sucks ass.
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>11057278
Still mad, huh? It's okay, buddy. It's only been... what, more than a year and a half now?
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>>11057278
Speaking of making things, when are you gonna make that starter?
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>>11057206
Exactly, it doesn't make any sense that someone pretends to be you only to stop on a dime when you show up. Stop acting like Lupin, it's cringey
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>>11057267
wait, gwenpool isn't spider-fag, is it?
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>>11057359
It is.
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>>11057370
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>>11057388
when's-

wait shit i don't really want to fuck anyone in smash
hm
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>>11057353
Why the fuck would I bother doing it though? It's annoying, sullies my image and makes me look even dumber than I already must seem.
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>>11057388

Find any pennies down there?
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>>11057388
I'll take the right, please and thanks.
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>>11057413
But it's the exact same as your normal posts, you don't look any worse. You only look worse by coming in every time it happens and pretending it's not you.
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>>11056555
Whoever was playing Jessica Nigri as an ava the other month or so did it so well it made me want to pick up, came buckets to that. props to 'em
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>>11057461
Wait someone played the cosplayer? ... Neat>>11057461
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>>11057253
(Not with that attitude, she doesn't!)

>>11057267
(Except Gwenpool is a fun book and most people who complain about her are just people who are sick of seeing threads with her constantly in their boards, or people who never read her book.
Sure, she isn't the most amazing character in existence, but you can't look at her book and tell me she is actually bad.
Also, yes joke-character, cause SQ's shtick is that she can defeat Galactus with the bump of a finger, while GP gets trashed constantly and she has to deal with loosing friends and battles. )

>>11057283
(Are we talking about the current run? Cause, from what little I read and seen from the later issues, besides the poor artwork, there is a lot of pages full with nothing but dialogue bubbles, exposition and very little action.
Would you wholeheartedly recommend the current run of SQ? Cause I'd be ok with giving it a shot and look over the artwork if it's as good as you say.)
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>>11057442
So... You suggest I just let the false Bolin take up my mantle?
That's not such a bad idea actually. Will do.
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>>11056555
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>>11057506
You're current reaction is lupin like, ignoring it is what normal people would do. Just tell people it's not you if they ask, don't go out of your way to wave a flag that it's not you.
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Show us your tits!
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>>11057533
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>>11057502
>you can't look at le quirky fourth wall breaker and tell me she is actually bad
like fun I can't, she's fucking garbage
Squirrel at least has seniority
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>>11057531
Better idea: I let the anon take over and I abandon this place. He's doing a good job, might as well give the lad the freedom to do it.
>>11057533
Best girl's best tits.
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>>11057494
They did and got like 4 Anons interested. i might give it a go, watching some of her vids now for reference
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>>11057572
Wrong on both accounts
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>>11057572
That's pretty much what I was saying, but if someone asks you on discord you can mention it's not you.
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>>11057580
Take your bad taste somewhere else, shitty Ochakofag. Toga is a special girl who deserves love, unconditional love.
>>11057591
Yes, that's a good idea. Thank you anon.
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>>11057533
Perfect size.
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>just wanted a quick nut
>poke in
>false flagging and niggas arguing about comics
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>>11057572
>>11057601
>togafag is bolin
good, I hope she kills you, you tasteless faggot.
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>>11057572
>>11057601
True best.
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>>11057601
>implying i like ochaku
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>>11057607
Not gonna lie, i regret starting the comics argument
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>>11057616
I want Toga to kiss and kill me.
>>11057618
Respectable opinion, but Toga is my personal favourite. Along with Bakugo, but him only because I can relate.
>>11057632
Only Ochakofags could have taste that bad. That or Tsuyufags.
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>>11057650
Nope. Not a tsuyufag either
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>>11057100
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>11057644
I'd rather have my dick gnawed off by FAS-looking nu-squirrel girl than touch spider-fag, to be fair
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>>11057657
Then what are you, nignog?
>>11057659
>sits on your face
>braps
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>>11057670
bolin pass out your bolin folder so I can brap too
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>>11057519
(My plan was to have her slowly realize she's on /trash/ and have her realize she wouldn't be able to survive staying here, until she finds a way out at least(never), without her starting to do lewd stuff. Play around with the meta aspect. But since she is so inexperienced, she would have to start off with little things, until she slowly, but surely starts begging for crazier stuff.
Basically, not kinky enough until you lewd her up properly.)

>>11057564
(I'm not sure how a character that arrives later than an other one has anything to do with anything, but alright, dude.
I didn't mean to say SQ is worse than GP, just that I prefer one over the other and I didn't mean to start this whole argument.
Enjoy Squirrel Girl and her book and have a fantastic day!)

>>11057533
(Underboobs is all you get, for now.)
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>>11057697
Deadass, too much effort. I didn't give my Bolin folder to anyone, which makes me ponder.
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>>11057670
Pinkie bruh
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>>11057650
I'll play toga for you, but only if you promise to legit kill yourself afterwards
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Who's lurking?
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>>11057740
Nani?
>>11057743
Nah, not worth.
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>>11057753
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>>11057757
>>11057708
>>11057670
>>11057650
Stop posting your low-tier waifu.
Just stop posting. Didn't you say you were leaving?
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>>11057616
>togafag is bolin
I feel much better about choosing not to play her now
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>>11057701
didn't you say you're going to ERP?
Where's the ERP?
Why are you still posting?
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>>11057773
I never said I'd leave right now.
>>11057785
You nignog.
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>>11057753
what's good
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>>11057798
>posting the spoiler pic again
faggot.
Why are you still posting?
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>>11057502
I'm totally out of the loop but I'm talking about the original run of Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, y'know written by the Dinosaur Comics guy. He's a great writer it's just the art is ass.
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>>11021048
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>people still replying to bolin
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>>11057753
sup my man?
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>>11057836

>steps on the tomato
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>>11057845
FUCK
That was retarded
Time to leave
>>11057870
bruh
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>>11057885
Good. Don't come back, even though you always say you won't because you have the brains to process the fact that no one wants you here then you show up again anyway.
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>>11057791
I was RP-ing, but I got no response back after my last reply and I had the horrible idea to meme around in the meantime and ironically answer to a "This character obviously the best" post, so my session is over, it seems.

>>11057856
Yeah, that's the one. Alright, I'll give it a shot. See what all the fuss is about. At least we can agree the art sucks and SQ is cute when drawn by other people.
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I'm tired and i'm stupid and i think i can't get bored
I'll back you in a corner with extended metaphors
I hate talking about myself and hate to be ignored
I'm out of jokes i'm out of luck i'm out of scores
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>>11057701
(Does Gwenpool fantasize about every anon here having their way with her?)
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>>11058042
How's that starter coming?
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>>11058042
Finish that starter yet?
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>>11058042
Starter when?
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>>11058042
You think you can hit me with some of those metaphors when you finish your starter?
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>>11058050
>(Not yet, anon! You got to teach her the ways! She is pure. Pure and cute! She doesn't know how she wants to be taken. Her corruption level is 5% at best, right now. That being said...)

What are YOU whispering about over here, creep?!? Hm?!?
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>>11058042
Can we see the starter yet?
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>>11058128
>(Is she at least horny?)
Nothing miss!
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>>11057935
I mean it's not quite as formalised as Gwenpool, but if you like Dinosaur comics it's worth a shot. I can't get enough of his dumb sense of humour so I lap it up, I can see why other people got mad at it existing I guess.
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>>11058128
dude, why do you still come here? ERP is clearly not cut out for you. Like, at all.
You'll do much, much better over in HG. Have you ever been in HG?
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>>11058128
I said you got a fat butt
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>>11058144
>(Not without a bit of help. She just got here from a PG-13 universe and before that she was a NEET and a virgin, so...)

Hmpf, that's what I thought!
What are you doing here, anyway? Spying on me?!

>>11058181
H-hey! Shut up! I did loads of exercise ever since I became a hero! T-the artist just sometimes draws it a bit too big and-
Hey! Leave my butt out of this!
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>>11058252
>(I wonder if she gets off on being spanked.)
Maybe. Or maybe I want to see what's under that skin tight suit of yours.
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>>11058252
Musta been only squats or you underestimated just how fat it was
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>5 replies
>Literally all STARTER????
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>>11058306
Yeah, because we really want you to finish that starter. So...when are you gonna finish that starter?
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>>11058161
I liked the first 1 or 2 issues, but I got turned off by the art and stopped after that. I'll try it and see what Ryan can do with this book. Hope it's worth it. Will come back to you with results.

>>11058173
Cause when I manage to start off a session with someone, I receive mostly positive feedback and have a lot of fun ERP-ing. Plus, I wanna improve my writing skills in terms of lewd stuff.
As for HG, I lurked a few times, but I never understood how it works and what's going on and since it lacks the erotic part in "ERP", it wasn't really my cup of tea.
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>>11058306
So when's that starter?
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>>11058306
I find it funny, if not a bit excessive.
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>>11058306
Does that mean you're gonna finish the starter?
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>>11058306
>5 replies
>none were DMG
Hurts don'tit
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>>11057753
Hey there travelers
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>>11058306
>all these people keep telling me to finish the starter
>should I do it and silence them?
>nah imma bitch
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>>11058283
>(Only one way to find out.)

>she stares blankly at you
...
>suddenly she pulls out a gun and points it at you
Oh, I dunno?! My body? Skin, organs and such, pal.
I don't care what you want! Just because I am stuck here, doesn't mean you get a free show!
Why would I want to show you my body, anyway, weirdo?!
>she pauses again
What board are we even on right now...?

>>11058286
H-hey! Stop with that, you freak! My b-butt is great and you don't know anything!
...
>"Is it really that big? I don't eat as much sweets as I used to when I was living at home... Nah, this guy must be crazy! I know how 4chan perverts are like!"
>she shakes her head
Nice try! But you're foolish remarks won't fool this superhero!
Now scram before I beat you up real good!
>she stands straight to look intimidating and confident
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>>11058484
>super
>hero
Pick none.
Just a crude girl with a big butt in a mask.
Least i assume you're a girl
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>>11058306
but where's your starter man?
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>>11058535
>Plot-twist: It's literally just spidey in drag
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>>11058535
Hey, screw you, pal! I'm a super! Just because I got no actual, like, super-amazing powers, doesn't mea-
HEY HEY HEY! What are you saying, now?!
>she pulls off her mask to reveal her golden locks, ending in pink highlights, cute features and big, blue, angry-looking eyes staring at the anon
Of course I'm a girl! What? The pink, the high pitched voice, the boobs and the lack of an obvious bulge wasn't clear enough for you?!
AND STOP CALLING MY BUTT FAT!
>she pouts, her face becoming all pink and angry, she reaches for her still sheeted sword, grasping the handle in her hand with a tight grip
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I made a poll for this Saturday's theme. Please vote and add any suggestions you may have.

http://poal.me/h02db0
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boutta start ava-ing as waldo because you've got a better chance of finding him than paul's starter
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>>11058678
looks like a tranny tbqfh
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>>11058694

Define "hostess club".
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>giving Paul constant you's thanks to some dumb DMG meme
Thanks as usual for encouraging Paul to stick around, DMG
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>>11058678
Ah, its as i expected.
You're cute. Fine I'll stop saying it's fat. Is thicc better?
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>>11058714
It's a club with a primarily female staff who serve you and provide pleasant company.
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>>11058721
Not to whiteknight, but they didn't actually start(er) that meme.
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>>11058714
Pay girls to date you.
In RP, could be a fun gimmick and I can imagine a couple of interesting ideas.
IRL it's the halfway point in pathetic between just getting a straight prostitute and findom/cuckshit
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>>11058694
Unsolved Mysteries? What's that?
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>>11058772
Don't really know yet but, it was suggested by a couple people.

It would probably involving some kind of sexual cult infiltrating and taking over a town.
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>>11058786
>cult infiltrating and taking over a town
N A R S I E H A S R I S E N
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>>11058749
>>11058763

Interesting...
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>>11058786
Well I love mysteries! But I can't vote for something not even you know about, and I bet others also won't.
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>>11058721
>Being salty at shitting on Paul
>Somehow blaming DMG for it.
Back to that starter Paul.
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>>11058799
You'll drive away the employees Boco
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>>11058819
I hate both of them.
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>>11058673
>(*writes it down as ideas for future sessions*)

>>11058712
>shoots you in the foot

>>11058741
Yeah, that's right, see?! I'm a gi-
>she stops suddenly, an embarrassed expression on her face now
C-cute...? I mean, I guess I'm pretty adorable-looking... T-thanks, you weirdo...
>she blushes further when she calls her butt thicc and pouts
I-I guess is better than fat, yeah... "Thicc Butt". Heh heh, that doesn't sound too bad... You should have started off with that!
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>>11058828
I noticed. No one cares. Fuck off and stay fucked off.
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>>11058845
Stop giving Paul (you)'s to keep an unfunny meme going and maybe I'll stop calling you guys retards about it.
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>>11056555
I played her a couple threads back and enjoyed it so here we are.
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>>11058822

Ha! Not if I pay them!
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>>11058841
>shoots you in the foot
https://youtu.be/UYIAfiVGluk?t=2m52s
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>>11058869
when's marie
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>>11058874
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>>11058875
Especially if you pay them
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>>11058893
She died.
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>>11058901
F-fuck you.
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Can somebody explain to me what's a starter?

>am newfag
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>>11058903

Money talks, man. Just...a lot of money.

Be right back, mortgaging my house.
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>>11058929
When you begin a roleplay. Pretty much an opener. Setting up the scene and who you're playing
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>>11058929
Opening for an RP. Can just be a general thing like what memepool did last thread or a starter for a specific 1 to 1 sesh
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>>11058939
Wanna write an opener about fucking curb stomping me, babe?
In fact.
Just curb stomp me.
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>>11058929
>>11058939
Alternativley so people just post an image of the character they're playing and leave others to start if they want.
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>>11058939
>>11058946
>>11058949

Thanks boys
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>>11058841
Yep, much more cute without the mask. Makes you look like you've got a wwi gas mask on.
I'll be sure to start with that line next time.
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>>11058869
Best new squid.
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>>11058948
k.
>The magician happily replies before raising her boot, the blue and pink being but a blur as it raises up, soon crashing down on the back of the head of the red head, smashing the now shattered teeth against the cold hard grown, ripping the sensitive gum line as well as breaking bones and the fragile neck, the pool of crimson coating her face, if the impact alone didn't kill her the pool of blood blocking her airways would soon do so.
... I don't know why I wrote that.

>>11058949
>>11058958
>
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>>11058980
That would be false and you know exactly why.
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>>11058980
Oh! Thank you. Though I'm er... Not a squid.
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>>11059014
Because she doesn't look like she has downs?
... Oh right she's an octo isn't she?
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REMOVE OCTOPUS
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>>11059030
>>11059025
Well now i feel like a jackass
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>>11059025
Nice beauty mark
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>>11059071

Anon say sorry to the cute octo lady you racist bastard
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I am going to lick someone's asscrack.
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>>11059071
>>11059091
H-Hey now there's no need to fight. I'm not offended.

>>11059082
Aw thank you!
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>>11059113
Which buttloving anon are you?
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>>11059113
Get to it.
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>>11059000
A-arigato..
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>>11058879
>adds song to her playlist and gives a thumbs up
Thanks, dude! Sounds pertty chill!

>>11058939
>while wondering around, the pink-and-white-clad girl spots someone in the distance
>the girl approaches the blond mage and takes a long look at her, analyzing her from top to bottom
Are you... a Yu-Gi-Oh card...?
Wow... You look so pretty in 3D!
>she gives DMG a tentative boop to her nose

>>11058965
Well, it wasn't my idea... Ronnie, the tailor I asked for the costume? She thought my name sounded like a girl version of Deadpool, so here we are.
I still think I look pretty cute in it!
>she does a little twirl and turns around with her back to him, giving him a wink, while shaking her hips once and then raising her right leg
Look like a swimsuit! and accentuates this thicc butt of mine~ *giggle*
Anyway, what are you doing on here, you perv? What board is this, anyway?
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>>11059151
who this be
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>>11059144
Not really sure how to differentiate myself from the others!
>>11059151
Yes ma'am!
>He immediately pulls down her panties and spreads her fat asscheeks apart, then putting his tongue to work, licking every inch of her crevice.
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>>11059151
>rubs erection against her ass
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>>11059139
No anon is right. I still should apologize. I'm sorry beautiful octopus lady, I was too used to Callie and Marie's group name and misspoke.
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>>11059151
>Firmly slaps ass.
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>>11059159
Gah!
>She recoils from the boop, almost falling backward and flailing her arms around, missing every single smack before stumbling back, puffing out her cheeks.
Well you look pretty 2D!
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>>11059159
>Thumbs up on the spin
Nice. A+ even. I've always said the swimsuit leotard is the best female hero outfit.
What board? Oh honey ... this is /trash/.
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>>11059159
>walking meme character doesn't recognize hide and seek
i didn't know gwenpool was such a newfag
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>>11059151
Use your quirk to pull a dildo out of your ass, why don't ya?
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>>11059267
>thought it was not-Broly from dragon ball super
Imma go hang myself now
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>>11059151
>The anon slaps the ass.
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>>11059151
Ah, the best ass in Academia
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>>11059209
I-It's really okay.
>She smiles awkwardly.
It's not like there are lots of octolings wandering around. It's probably not something you have to worry about often.
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>>11059297
Well if you're sure. Still, feels kinda bad messing up in front of a cute octopus.
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>>11059187
Whats your discord for one?
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>>11059452
You really don't need to worry about it, I don't mind! Is there any way I can make you feel better?
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>>11059241
*shrugs* Better late than never is what I say.
Good taste, anon! Thanks for letting me know of this band! *kissus*

>>11059237
>she smiles and does a little bow
Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week! (Hopefully not...)
Right?! You get so much free movement in them and your legs have the chance to breath!
>she pulls her leg upwards, bringing her right knee closer to her chest, as if to stretch her leg, giving a small peek to the space between her legs, but she drops it 2 seconds later...
...No way.
Are you serious?! Of all the places I could have ended up, it's /trash/... Not even a blue board? Or maybe /aco/, since I heard there's a thread about me in there, somewhere... Wait, that sounded narcissistic...
>she didn't realize that by saying all this, she admitted to visit these boards at least once, browsing their content
>thinking of it kinda made her blush again, sweat started appearing on her unmasked face
*ahem* W-well, at least you turned out to be a nicer weirdo than I expected.

>>11059229
>she puts her arms on her hips and smiles
Yeah, I like my art style. I look great in it!
Unless you mean my personality, in which case: Rude!
>she puffs her cheeks, before extending a hand to help the witch back up to her feet
I'm Gwenpool, btw! Nice to meet you... Dark Wizard Lady, was it? I haven't played that card game in so long...
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>>11059535
...Kiss me again and I'll break ya fuckin' arms.
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>>11059473
morose#9727
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>>11059535
... Right right. It's because it lets you be flexible. Right.
Eh, I don't know about nicer. I mean, I started this by talking about your ass and continued to for quite some time. Though you have really nice legs too.
Could be worse though. You could have ended up on /d/.
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>>11059518
Now that, is a dangerous question. I guess just an autograph?
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>>11059670
O-Of course!
>She reaches into her pocket and produces a teal pen.
Do you have something for me to sign?
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>>11059600
Nice I thought it was one of mine. Love ya.
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>>11059714
Yeah, sure.
>Pats pockets a bit before pausing and slowly patting again.
... Um. Shit. My shirt I guess?
>He reaches up and stretches out the chest of his t-shirt before offering a small shrug.
Best I've got apparently.
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>>11059535
Sorry honey. I wanna continue this but I'm busy. Loves.
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>>11059839
Sure~ I can do that.
>She bends forward and signs his shirt. "Marina <3"
How's that? Anything specific you wanted to it to say?
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>>11059548
Alright, alright, geez!
It was a peck on the cheek, you psycho!

>>11059619
>this anon was implying implications, which may or may not be true, as she started blushing again
W-well, it's also because Ronnie had no more pink material left to make a full pair of pants, so there's that...
>she crosses her arms, looking at his face
Yeah, the key words here are "turned out" and "weirdo", you weirdo.
>she sticks her tongue out at him smiling
At least you didn't point guns at me, so less worries for me! And you can call me cute more often, too... *pout* (Subtle, Gwen...)
>she shudders at the idea of ending up stuck on /d/, not even imagining how she would survive 5 seconds before getting killed by some crazy fetish she never even heard before.
Yeah... Dodged a bullet there... Guh.
Anyway! I think I'll go look for a way out, dude! If you see me around here, again, we'll chat more and I'll get you something to drink for being a good sport and helping me out with info!
>once she says that, she does that thing she saw in a fighting game, where the character turns around, slaps her butt and points at anon, before winking
See you later, weirdo anon!
>she bolts off into the distance

>(Sorry if this didn't end up lewder, but thanks a lot for making the groundwork for her future interactions. I had fun, anon. I have to cut it short cause I am also getting sleepy, but I'll be on more with her, in the future. Hope to see you again! Take care!)

>>11059899
(I was just about to say that we should continue later, so this fits better.
See you around, DMG! Take care!)
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>>11059953
>Oh no she's cute
>Oh no she smells nice
That's pretty nice actually. Um, maybe add "to anon" or something?
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>>11059988
>Does his best to memorize that ass slap
... Nice.
>(Glad to be of help.)
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>>11060035
>She giggles softly.
Sure thing.
>After adding the dedication to the signature she stood up and kissed anon on the cheek.
T-There you go. One signed shirt.
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Nothing rhymes with orange
Cept' a nigga on a smore binge

Hit up my soundcloud and buy my mixtape pls
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>>11060102
roses are red
smell better than a farter
you're casing for (you)
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>>11060102
Rap music is the worst thing ever.
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Where my lurkers at?
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>>11060178
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>>11060178
Who wants to get sat on
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>>11060178
Right here Anon.
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>>11060202
It's no diamond but ending up Big Orange's seat doesn't sound too bad either.
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>>11060089
>oh no that was really cute
Marina, you are adorable. With the looks I figured you'd be more a cool figure than cute. Glad I was wrong
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>>11060202
>Those big orange tiddies
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>>11060209
I was thinking someone more traditional like twintelle but if you feel you can take the weight then be my guest
>>11060236
They are pretty amazing right
Plus the abs to
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>>11060168
You aren't wrong
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>>11060223
I can be cool!
>She huffed a little bit.
I just like to show appreciation to my fans. There's nothing wrong with that. Pearl's always been the more energetic one though.
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>>11060250
Best anon.
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>>11060207
What a goddess.
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>>11060247
God, so strong yet so soft.
Also orangekisses for art, nice
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>>11060247
Gotta learn to lift somehow.
Mids and Juri would have been second tier choices.
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>>11060102
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1rPWYs8zbbN
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>>11060282
Anon you flatterer! I'm no goddess but thank you for the thought.
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>>11060284
Probably the best Jasper art out there, wish she did a little more of it
>>11060286
Mids I can understand, Juri seems a little out there. You want to start or me?
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>>11060269
Mary anne
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>>11060324
UN
PUFF
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>>11060207
The goal
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>>11060312
You are beautiful. I feel honored that I was able to lay eyes on you. What is your name, goddess?
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>>11060316
You're free to chuck one out, whichever of the two you seem more comfortable with.
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>>11060338
I want to do this
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>>11060269
Hardly best, but at least I don't have shit taste in music
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>>11060255
Oh no definitely nothing wrong with that. I loved that kiss.
Pearl does jump around a lot in your music videos.
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>>11060338
>>11060359
Well hello there gentlemen. Was there something you wanted my help with?

>>11060348
Oh my! My name is Kali, who might you be?
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>>11060316
Agreed. I think the artist doesn't like the show so much anymore.
Loved that pic of Jasper where she's all pampered in a big bed. To get in on that ...
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>>11060376
I-It was my pleasure Anon! I hope I can count on your support for the next Splatfest!
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>>11060338
Collars and leashes are the best, even outside of petplay.
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>>11060428
DO THOSE TENTACLE THINGS HAVE FEELING
COULD YOU SHOVE ONE UP MY POOPER
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE
T. SERGEI
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>>11060386
We don't have names, Kali, but it's nice to meet you. You're very pretty, I'd like to take you out to dinner then beat your pussy and ass up until you're a drooling mess that exists only to seek out the next cock to temporarily satisfy your crippling cum addiction.
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>>11060356
(Tell me if this is a touch to abrupt)
You want me to what?
>The amazonian orange gem scratched the back of her head looking down at the man below. It wasn't terribly uncommon for her to get attention from strangers, given her alien skin color and utterly towering proportions and all, and in many cases this attention came with strange requests attached to it, but someone asking for her to sit on them was something else entirely. I mean, she would probably end up crushing him right? And yet the fact that someone might actually enjoy her doing something like that felt strangely nice to her.
I mean....I guess I got nothing to do but why?
>>11060402
(You mean this one?)
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>>11060498
(Well. I am the one you had the kinda underwhelming bed-break session with, if you kinda wanted it to branch from that. Don't have to.)
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>>11060498
Exactly. Look at that mix of plush and muscle
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>>11060428
Of course. Makes no sense you lost to mayo.
Um, if it was your pleasure how about another?
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>>11060386
O-Oh it's just that umm... What's with those cat ears? Is this some sort of cosplay or something
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>>11060494
Just what kind of a girl do you think I am? I have a husband and daughter, I'm at least ten years your senior!

It'll take at least a dinner and a movie before I let you plow and breed me.
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>>11060539
(You're gonna need to be more specific, the one where I kidnapped him off the street? In either case I'd rather start something new if you would, mostly because I'm not really sure where to take that one after they wake up. Also quite beating yourself up, it was perfectly fine.)
>>11060545
(The best shit, even if I prefer a bit more on the muscle side)
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>>11060595
Oh no they're quite real. I'm a Faunus.
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>>11060637
(mean more like being some random moment in the future instead of just 'stranger comes up to amazon for an ass-sitting'
not that that isn't hilarious)
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>>11060621
Ten years? You look so youthful though! I did not mean to offend but everything about you makes me want to split your legs apart like a mad woodsman and pump every last sperm in my balls inside all of your holes. How do you like to be bred? I'd love to hear about such a goddess's lewd preferences.
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>>11060386
I want you to help me make many, many children
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>>11060643

Ah, Kali.

Say, is your daughter around? And available?
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>>11060673
(Ah I see, sorry I thought you were someone else. In that case do you want to write the opener?)
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>>11060565
Sure thing. Where did you want this signature?
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>>11060637
(eh, to each their own level of buff. )
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>>11060780
(Oh no that was me.

On second thought may have to postpone, shit locally came up. Gimme a bit.)
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>>11060788
Oh um.
>Anon looks around a bit flustered
I didn't mean the autograph, but if that's what it takes.
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>>11060684
Oh goodness, I'm quite fond of that one position, the mating press? Blake was conceived while Ghira was taking me from behind though. All in all I'm just quite fond of being really roughed up like a wild animal.

>>11060715
But Anon! I'm married... Not that that's stopped me before. How many children were you thinking dear?

>>11060747
Blake? I think she's around here somewhere? Why do you ask?
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>>11060851
O-Oh! Er... Sure!
>She leans over and pecks him on the cheek once more. Before stifling a cute laugh.
There~ One more kiss.
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>>11060874

Oh, no reason. But you should be proud that you have such a se--ah, beautiful daughter.
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>>11060874
Oh my god, you're Blake's mom! I didn't even realize it but it makes sense that such a gorgeous woman would have such a lovely daughter.
From behind is my favorite position but I bet those slender legs of yours would look really nice up in the air while you're getting beastfucked and choked. You're making me want to bite and scratch all over your body, goddess.
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>>11060780
(oh hey, am the one scientist lesbo anon that kept falling asleep due to timezones,even if we never truly finished it, it was a really nice rp so thanks about that!)
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>>11060874
Well if I want to spread my genes the most I'd say a litter or two would be enough. You wouldn't mind bearing them would you? After all, those animalistic features on you tell me you have a feral side in you that longs to be roughly pumped full of babies.
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>>11060975
(Yeah, really sorry about the weird delay stuff. Hope to see you around a little more often honestly, you're cute.)
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>>11060944
Oh ho~ Sounds like somebody has a crush.
>She playfully nudges the Anon with her shoulder.

>>11060963
You know just how to find the way to a woman's heart don't you sir? That sounds like an idillic evening.

>>11060986
Of course not,
>She chuckles.
You're certainly an ambitious man, hoping to impregnate a married faunus... I'm not saying no though.
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>>11060937
Fuckin adorable, but ...
>Anon decides he may as well be ballsy. He wraps an arm around Marina's waist and pulls her in for a quick kiss before smiling.
More what I had in mind.
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>>11061132

>he blushes
Wha-no...I mean...I just think she's pretty, thats all...
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>>11061141
>She flushes pink and presses close to Anon, their waists pressing together.
W-Wow... That's pretty forward of you.
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>>11061132
You sound like an idyllic weekend. I want to chain you to my bed, after the dinner and movie of course, and use you as my personal fucktoy for three straight days. Everything about you makes me want to brutally thrust in you until I'm exhausted.
God, I want to fill you up with babies.
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>>11061231
Boco stop
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>>11061231
Are you suuuure? She's a very pretty girl. She'd be lucky to have a handsome man like you.

>>11061264
Well what is it you're waiting for anon? I'm certainly not getting any younger.
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>>11061257
I was feeling lucky.
>He smiles and pulls her just a bit tighter before the hand on her waist moves down a bit to rest on her butt.
Apparently I still do. What do you think?
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>>11061264
Boco my man, kill yourself.
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>>11061132
Well if it's not a no... then that means yes then am I correct?
>He makes his way towards Kali. Looming over her a bit as he gets in close. Tilting his head down towards her.
And marriage smarriage. Nothing wrong with wanting to breed any capable woman right?
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>>11061376

Shhhhhut uuuuup...

>>11061409

Well, I'd feel pretty lucky to have a girl like her too, heh...a pretty girl, at that...
>he scratches the back of his head
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TEST TEST MAYOR TOM TELL ME I AM NOT ISP BANNED
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>>11061454
>Kisses you in celebration
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>>11061409
I would... but I just came a few minutes ago.
You caught me at a good time and I've been a fan of yours for awhile.
>Holy shit, thank you <3
>>11061439
>Boco
Stupid mic learn how to 4chan.
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>>11061454
good jobu
>>
>i can't quick reply nor use 4chanx
eeeyy
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>>11060202
How do you usually like your fetishes with Jasper in your session?
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>>11061509
check your settings?
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>>11061524
check'd. Nuffin.
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Where da plantgirls at?
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>>11061434
I t-think you just may be getting lucky too...
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>>11061509
That means they changed something.
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>>11061520
Snu Snu and muscle stuff really. Mostly what you'd expect out of an 7-8 foot tall muscular warrior lady.
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>>11061550
Well what do you think of an abs-job?
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>>11061583
A strange fetish of mine that I rarely get to play out. You interested?
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>>11061590
>no nui to use a combo of life fibers and BULLYING WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE to break a shlub into a sissy maid
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>>11061610
Sure, you wanna do the starter or me?
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>>11061448
>She looks up at him, meeting his gaze. Grinning as he towered over her.
There's nothing wrong with that at all...

>>11061450
So tell me, just what are your intentions for my daughter Anon?

>>11061490
Well as soon as you're ready to give Blake some siblings I'll be ready.
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>>11061652
How about you, you okay with something simple like Jasper on the beach catching someone staring at her muscles?
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>>11061257
Nice...
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>>11061661

For Blake? Wow, I, uh, guess I never thought of it. Whatever makes her happy, I suppose. Dates, getting her gifts, things like that.
>he mumbles under his breath
Then maybe long nights of hot passionate sex...
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>>11061590
I'll hail that queen alright
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>>11061590
Can someone give me a quick rundown on le crazy redhead /co/ fotm
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>>11061546
>A huge smile spread across his face as he gave Marina's ass a firm swat with the hand that'd been resting on it.
Exactly what I was hoping you'd say.
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>>11061590
Sikaytu will you rape my femanon pussy?
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>>11061750
Imagine GiR as a human girl.
>>11061590
so much pelvis breaking
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>>11061768
Disgust
But also disgust
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>>11061753
...
You do realize that rape doesn't work if you're volunteering for it, manuthreki.
>>11061645
But bullying is mean!!!
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>>11061670
>Jasper is dead forever in the show.
>Steven will never uncorrupt her.
Why even live?
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>>11061800
Then nevermind. Piss off Dragonscum. Who even let you in here?
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>>11061777
Agreed. I like crazy women though so I forgive this sin
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>>11061547
The woman in red?
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Where's DMG at? She's got some dick sucking to do.
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>>11061800
But it's fun! Just pretend he made an arm pun before it.
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Left or right, ERP?
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>>11061835
But I'm tiiiiiired. And I'm waiting for my friends to play Dota
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>>11061826
there's a diff between crazy and retarded
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>>11061670
(Yeah, I'm alright with that)

>He didn't expect to be on the beach, hiding as he admires amazon-like woman's body, but it all happened so fast. He was just previously on the beach, looking into the soft relaxing waves of the ocean, when he spotted a tall, orange and red being in the corner of his eye. The sight of her was very peculiar, so he took a better look at the strange woman. He tries to be as discreet as possible before spying on her, as he was immediately hooked on her muscle mass. She was one of the most buff women he had seen, all the way from the legs to her arms she was covered with muscle. It was no secret this man had a thing for people like her, but she seemed like the strongest one to come by. As he was entranced by her, he forgets that he is clearly in the open, making it obvious to what he was doing.
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>>11061871
still right
now either play the tentadick thing or quit asking
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>>11061661
>Without anymore words he wraps his arms around her. Clenching her tightly as he ran his hands along her back. Slowly making his hands down towards her ass. Getting a full handful of cheeks in each hand as he squeezes them both. His head lowers down to her neck and nuzzles into it. Giving it little playful nips and licks as he gets accustomed to her finely aged body.
Yes... nothing wrong with two animals mating...
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>>11061824
>Sikaytu's hand lashes out to wrap around the Anon's neck, his red eyes glowing with annoyance and anger.
Do you have a deathwish, manuthreki?
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>>11061880
... Fair point.
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>>11061871
Neither.
>>>/d/
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>>11061871
I rather eat McDonald's.

>>11061878
BUT DMG... they're taking their sweet time...
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>>11061751
>She grins at him.
S-Should we take this somewhere a bit more private maybe?
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>>11061878
Why do you look annoyed. It's... hot
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>>11061921
But I wanna play Liiiiich. I'll be back later
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Man it's fucking dead
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>>11061949
DMG will blog more later anon, don't worry
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>>11061908
>She chokes back a whine as he squeezes around her throat.
No... I just think that men are superior to you filthy halfbreeds...
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>>11061908
>Casual
Wouldn't want to see him being serious
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>>11061940
Hm? Oh yeah I guess we should.
>Anon gives her ass a good squeeze before letting her go and taking a step back.
Where were you thinking?
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>>11061947
If you say so... but when you get back, you have to eat a bowl of eggs.
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>>11061878
>DMG Won't dota with you.
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>>11061871
How would you even fuck the one on the left besides nipple fucking or tit fucking? The right one at least has a mouth and tentadicks to work with as well.
>Fuck her fat nipples while her tentadick violates your ass
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>>11062040
A-all of them?

>>11062042
I don't play often. Kissu
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>>11061883
>The solider gem was more than used to getting her fair share of onlookers and awed gazes as she moved around. It was a little bit annoying but at the end of the day it isn't every day someone gets to see an amazon proportioned bright orange alien warrior, so she couldn't totally balm them. Jasper only ever bothered even responding to them when she saw one person or another staring for a long time, or following her around from one place to the next, and in some cases when she saw them trying to hide the slowly growing tents in their pants. Honestly those were her favorite types, the types who could actually appreciate a solid build. She had been looking for a place to relax on the beach and when she at last found one decided to put on a little show for her fan, stretching herself out and showing off the flexing muscle of her back and arms before reclining on the ground, hands above her head enough to show of plenty of her rippling abs down below
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>>11062029
There's an alleyway just over here that should be good for a quickie, come on!
>She grabs his hand and pulls him along down the alley.
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>>11061983
Men!?
MEN!?
THE HAIRLESS APES HAVE ANY SURPERIORITY TO A DRAGON!?
Feh, I thought you humanfolk were stupid before... you're downright fucking mentally challenged, you stupid whore.
I'll have to teach you..
>>11062014
>That usually involves crushed skulls, extreme Draconic cursing, and many dead men.
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>>11061878
>dota
GOD
DO YOU HAVE ANY REDEEMABLE QUALITIES
HOLY SHIT
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>>11062056
THIS is why I fucking love you.
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>>11062073
Teach me how...?
>She swallows hard, squirming against his grip, suddenly the exact severity of the situation was beginning to dawn on her. She was foolish to have ever approached the dragon in the first place.
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>>11062070
>He chuckled and followed after her, eye's greedily running up and down her as they went.
Marina, I love the way you think.
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>>11062078
You're one of the few things I miss about this place Kurisu
>Kissu
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>>11062078
K-cup's still here?
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>>11062116
>The idol bites at her lower lip as they reach a dark and dingy section of the alleyway. Turning back to face the anon.
W-Well... Let's uh... Do this.
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>>11062078
doter is good and fun
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>>11062109
I think you know exactly how.
You were begging me to rape you, weren't you?
But now that you're downright scared out of your wits.. It is rape, is it not?
I'll just have to knock you up with children.
Won't be too hard.
Dragonborn are VERY virile.
Who knows, maybe your stupid little husband will be GRATEFUL.
>Sikaytu says, with a wide toothy grin as he releases his grip on her neck, tearing at her clothes with all the strength his draconic lineage gives him.
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>>11062190
No.
>>11062136
Yes. I shitpost between games and deaths, and occasionally jerk off to ERPs.

>>11062127
>Kissu.
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>>11062222
Yes.
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>>11062152
Lets.
>Taking her by the shoulder, Anon pinned her back against the side of the secluded alley. His other hand reached up and grabbed the oversized zipper of her top and slowly pulled it down, eyes taking in the skin as it was exposed inch my inch.
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>>11062196
>She fell to the ground with a thud and tried to cover her fairly large breasts with her arms as the dragonborn reduced her clothing to tatters.
N-No! I was just joking about that. Please don't do this! I don't want Dragonborn babies!
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>>11062060
>Although he soon realized he's been spotted, it barely deterred him as she had given a taste of what was in store by flexing for him. He was practically drooling by the time the ultimate gem gotten settled, blushing as he hungered to experience more of her in one way or another. Slowly, he walks toward the well built alien, standing right by her. Even when she was sitting the man was still shorter, nearly sweating at how her muscles were bigger than he anticipated, even the massive abs displayed proudly on her abdomen. He takes a deep breath, trying to build up the confidence to ask the giant woman a favor.
C-can I have a feel of your g-glorious abs?
>He said, hoping in anticipation that he would get to touch her rock-solid belly, feeling even the crevices in between,
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>>11062222
>jerking to other's rp
Is this digital cuckoldry
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>>11062222
Checked.
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>>11062239
>Marina grinned as her breasts fell free of her top, her dark skin on full display. Meanwhile her hands were busying themselves with the anon's pant's, pulling them down around his waist and liberating his member.
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>>11062281
No.
>>11062233
No.
>>11062290
Check this.
>Kurisu swings her rump around to the anon.
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>>11062306
Yes.
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>>11062333
No.
Checked.
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>>11062342
Yes.
doter 2 is great gameu
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>>11062222
>bored before work
>eh, haven't been by in awhile, wonder what /erp/ is up to
>wow someone is posting literal scat now, is that what's allowed here these days?
>people are actually replying to a piece of feces talking
>it was Kurisu

luvu u smelly turd
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>>11062248
Tch.. perhaps you should haven't have poked the hornet's nest?
>Sikaytu says, slowly taking off his blood red armor, watching her with baleful eyes as he does so. When he's finally done, the dragonborn grabs the woman by the hair, forcing her to get a good look at his utterly massive dick.
>It's 14 or so inches in length, 2 inches thick, and covered in a smattering of bumps and ridges in various places.
Take a look, harlot.
This is your new god.
Bigger than any of those pathetic apes calling themselves men, right?
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>>11062294
>>11062294
>Anon let out a low whistle, letting go of the zipper to squeeze her freed breasts.
Now I really see why you're so popular.
>He whispered into her ear as he stepped forward to press against her. His member sprung free as she pulled down his pants, twitching excitedly.
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>>11062354
No.
doter 2 is very much in fact not a good gameu
>>11062359
ROFL
PLEASE LEAVE
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>>11062359
Mecha please stop coming to these threads, it's not good for your health.
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>>11062269
>Jasper had to restrain a laugh when the man, seemingly unable to control himself anymore, came out out her on his own accord. She had been planning on teasing him for a little bit longer and then inviting him over herself, but he loved her perfectly sculpted body so much he had to come and get a taste of them himself it seemed. A grin spread itself out across her face as he approached, surprisingly full of teeth. From up close he could see just how perfect her body was, every last inch of her orange skin covered in lines and rivets of muscle, yet not enough that it grotesquely stuck out like a body builder or anything. Of course it was also hard to ignore how her chest was likely larger than his skull was, or her thighs for that matter. She pretended to not notice until he got close enough, tapping against her chin at his question.
I guess you can. Be careful where your hands go if you want to keep them all in one piece though
>>
>>11061590
I want to fuck the Nui.
>>
>>11061871
Zagara is for Anub'arak, stop this
>>
>>11062441
I want to fuck a nui while a nui fucks me.
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>>11062367
Oh gods above...
>Her eyes trace every inch of the monstrous cock, it was beyond anything she had seen or even imagined.
Please... Don't... Something that size, it could destroy me. It won't even fit!
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>>11062377
>The Octoling's breathing was laboured as she felt his cock press warmly against her bare stomach.
Very impressive...
>She mumbled, leaning her head back and enjoying herself as he squeezed and massaged her full chest.
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>>11062485
>Sikaytu grins even wider, picking up the human girl like she weighs nothing, placing her right above his oversized cock. The heat coming from his body is nearly enough to burn the poor girl, but it never quite gets there.
Too bad.
>And then he slams her onto his dick, fucking her ruthlessly hard, making no effort to go easy on her.
TAKE IT, MANUTHREKI! THIS IS WHERE YOU HUMANFOLK BELONG!! THIS IS ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR!
>>
this dragon is like the average le blacked xd fetish shit only with extra cheeto dust ngl
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>>11062532
>All 14 inches sank into her inexperienced human body at once, her mouth opened in a silent scream, and her eyes welled with tears. Her limbs and tits flopped helplessly as the furious dragonborn fucked her like a fleshlight.
N-! Stop! It huuuurts!
>Her body ached as he fucked into her cunt, her belly bulging softly as his tip pressed up against her cervix.

>>11062559
Yeah but Dragon cock is hot.
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>popsicle work break poll plug GO
http://poal.me/h02db0
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>>11062394
>Normally he would dismiss a threat like that, but considering she could actually break him in half without breaking a sweat, he nods.
O-okay, I will keep them where they need to be, j-just don't hurt me with those strong arms of yours...
>He slowly kneels down in front of her, positioning himself just in front of her with a good sight of her abs.
>He slowly raises both of his hands and gently places them onto the 6-pack, immediately feeling how strong they really are. He takes a moment to feel her, showing him that her muscles are indeed as buff as he thought they were. He then rubs them, feeling what little softness the contain as he lightly presses on each ab. He feels his way into the gaps and the edges, trying to keep the built up saliva in his mouth as contained as possible. Of course being the muscle-slut that he is, gotten aroused by all of this, thinking lustful thoughts of the amazon. He was so enthralled by all of this, that he had barely noticed that he had gotten a bulge in his pants, physically showing he was indeed aroused by her as he continues caressing every last inch of her.
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>>11062524
Th-thanks.
>His breathing was getting heavier as he felt the soft skin of her midriff against him. His hands softly kneading her pert breasts as he gave her nipples a pinch between thumb and forefinger.
Now hows about we get rid of those shorts?
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>>11062611
Sure thing~
>Marina hooked her fingers around her waistband and pulled her shorts dow around her ankles, leaving only her shoes and teal tights clothing her. She groaned needily as her dripping slit ground against the base of the man's cock.
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>>11062576
>Sikaytu's rage simply spurs him forward, hissing violently and biting at the girl's neck.
I don't give a GODDAMN RAT'S ASS HOW YOU FEEL, WHORE!
>He roars as only a dragon can as he carves his way through her, overstuffed scaled balls slapping against her with each thrust of his giant cock.
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>>11062559
>Dragoncock is fucking hot, though.
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Ch-Cheetos?!
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>>11062685
>As his thrusts get harder and his teeth sink into her neck the girl can't help but bite back a moan. Something about the experience driving her wild as she's bounced on the scaled member. Her cunt tightens around him just a bit as she's used like a cocksleeve. The rhythm of his swollen cumfilled balls slapping against her thick thighs filling the room.
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>>11062761
Piggu's favorite?
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>>11062608
>The gem reclines in place a little bit, giving him ample space to feel up her sculpted body to his hearts content. Though she would rarely admit it, the way certain people seemed to want to give so much attention to her body was something she really enjoyed. The hands and fingers of her little fan felt nice dancing across her stomach, and she could tell right away just how enraptured he was from the way he moved with almost a certain amount of reverence over her midriff. He had a few moments to feel her up however he wanted, her body unmistakably hard and yet just soft enough to feel pleasant against the skin, and they had the same sort of warmness that normal human flesh would on top of it all. Eventually the gem couldn't resist but flex a little bit to help him feel and see her wonderful body in action, more to see his reaction than anything else at this point
Kiss them
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>>11062674
>(so fucking sorry, but I've got to go. I know, really bad time. Rain cheque.)
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>>11062761
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Some Zombie villagers spawned so I cured them and now I have like 5 villagers running around and a bigger farm

>inb4 starter
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>>11062804
>(Bye Anon! I'll miss you!)
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>>11062763
>Sikaytu hisses, this time in enjoyment. He pulls away from her neck, teeth coated in red, and simply throws his head back and laughs.
Pathetic.. you're already getting off on this?
Hmph. Maybe I shouldn't let you go home to your husband.
Maybe I should take you as one of my breeding bitches.
I'd bet you'd like that, WOULDN'T YOU, SLUT?
>Sikaytu chides, as he fucks her harder and harder as he gropes her, clawed hands squeezing at her nipples.
>>
>>11062761
You're alive?
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>>11062839
Kill them.
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>>11062786
Well, one of m-my favs!

>>11062811
Ch-Charlotte!

>>11062868
Of c-course!
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>>11062864
A-Ahhhh~
>She doesn't manage to vocalize words, the pain of her neck wounds was blending with the pleasure of his scaled cock filling and overwhelming her mind. She lets out another loud whimper and grits her teeth as his clawed hands dig into her breasts, her large mounds spilling out around his grip as she's bounced on him faster and harder.
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>>11062923
>simply waves from the web because she can not write messages very fast
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>>11062923
>With a big hug the happy magic squeezes her chubby body all over, clawing at her fatty butt and tummy.
I thought you were bacon bits!
>>
>>11062923
Oh my, you're a cute piggy~
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>>11062801
>He paused for a moment as she flexed, in awe as much as ever as she presents another display for him. But when she gave him an order on what to do now, he couldn't help but barely object.
B-but...I...
>He soon then thinks more about her request, coming to the conclusion that here greatly trained abs really do deserve that much praise, and would be a mistake not to worship them.
...Anything for your godly muscles...
>He places his hands just outside her waist, as he leans himself over to her abdomen, placing his lips fully on her abs as he starts to plant kisses onto them. He sometimes even got a chance to lick the muscles, his tongue sliding over her gaps during it. He made sure he was as passionate towards it as possible, trying to convey his deep appreciation he had to be lucky to stumble upon a perfect thing like her.
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>>11062714
You know what's not hot? Flatty mcFlatson there.
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>>11062945
>waves back at the cutie

>>11062954
Ah, n-no bacon jokes, please! Why is it always the b-bacon jokes..

>>11062967
Th-Thank you anon!
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>>11063098
Yeah, DMG really hams it up with the bacon jokes.
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>>11063098
No, thank you for gracing me with your luscious presence.
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>>11063098
Because you're SMOKING!
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https://youtu.be/Zxei4hgOBp4
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>>11063113
It's funny since DMG is like Crisco. Fat in the can.
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>>11063081
>At this point Jasper couldn't suppress a little chuckle at just how eager the man below her was to get up close and personal with her rippling abs, which only made them flex and twitch that much more against his mouth while he got to work, a strange tingling sensation running up and down her spine from seeing him trail his tongue along her muscles. One giant hand comes down to grip him by the back of his head, steering him along to make sure every last inch of her navel gets some sort of attention from his tongue. She only now noticed the clearly growing bulge in his pants, her tongue coming out to slowly lick across her lips while she stares down at him.
Hey, are you getting turned on at this? At least tell me its from the rest of me and not just my abs
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>>11062926
>Sikaytu grits his teeth, suddenly, hilting himself inside of her as he roars as only a dragon can as his orgasm hits, filling the human girl's womb with virile seed, enough to spill out onto the ground. The dragonborn's orgasm lasts for a good solid minute and a half, and when it's over, he pushes her off of him, panting.
Enjoy your children, slut.
>>11063095
I-I'm hot!
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>>11063113
So that's why they call him hamwall
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>>11063338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9c_KttvQPU
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>>11063334
About as hot as my winning streak right now.
And it's not.
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>>11063338
When are you going to pigin that starter?
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>>11063338
>can make all these shit jokes
>still can't write a starter
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