HG thread
>Someone on my street has fucking roosters that are crowing right now
Why is this shit allowed
>>11036864
https://clyp.it/0voynwum
Winter is here early
First 36
Pick a faction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcZ9gnnp9Vg
>>11036892
Light of the Flame Araragi Karen
>>11036892
Gangster Gastino
>>11036892
Dark Berkut
>>11036892
Dark Dark Lenny
>>11036892
Reina of the Twin Blades
WInd
>>11036892
Kosaku Kawajiri
The Frost.
>>11036892
Henrik Lundqvist
The Frost
>>11036892
Abathur
Posses no preference.
>>11036892
Tomoe Mami
>>11036892
Captain Luna
Dark I suppose.
>>11036892
Fire Nana
>>11036892
Light Double Primarch, Champion of Chaos, galactic hero, Space Marine Captain, Halo Star Mutant, Techpriest, Navigator, High Lord Matthias IronSoul Ward
>>11036892
Anton Chigurh
>>11036882
https://clyp.it/ykx0ebuh
oops just had to enter my character first wouldn't want anyone to eternally shitpost me while I still use this ava haha
Kongou
The Frost
>>11036892
Draco
The Flame
>>11036892
Rika
The Frost
>>11036892
Ironman
The Light
(Ironman btw)
hoshi are you here
>>11036913
that's not really helpful y'know
>>11036892
Earth Jiren the Gay
>>11036892
Kyoya Hibari
>>11036892
The Light Hifumi
>>11036892
Fighter
>The Flame
>>11036936
Acknowledged. Selection made. Wind.
>>11036892
Dark The Sonic Totem
>>11036892
Celica
The Earth
14 more
or should i just leave it at 24?
>>11036892
Derek
The Dark
>>11036892
Dark Craig
>>11036927
https://clyp.it/5qsncxij
>>11036892
Kirino
>>11036892
Lord Beerus
The Flame
>>11036959
Keep it at 24, we dead
>>11036892
Peter Griffin
The Dark
>>11036892
Wind Uzu Sanageyama
>>11036892
Sliver Queen
Fire
>>11036963
https://clyp.it/n2yhjlxw
>>11036959
Sakura Futuba, The Flame
Don't bully my voice
https://clyp.it/sbl2ildf
>>11036962
Terran entity. Possess no vital organs, yet still functioning. Illogical. Request sample for examination.
>>11036983
It's not even that bad desu. You could be a lot worse off (cough Parsee cough)
>>11036962
Dumb skeleton! You're yellow not black aka dark.
>Matt ward
The inner tg/ is triggered right now by hs return to GW
>>11036983
https://clyp.it/jbudfwyl
>>11036959
Sly Marbo
>>11036976
https://clyp.it/rciluihz
>>11036983
https://clyp.it/h0q5r23w
>>11036996
Have you read https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Captain_Matthias_Ward ?
>>11036989
did u ever hear that bitch humming?
>kek
>>11036996
We picking?
>>11036996
>>11036975
>>11036902
>>11036996
bamp it plos
Forgot to mention, post swaps, post up to six tributes in OTHER FACTIONS (looking at you karen) you wish to kill.
>>11037000
https://clyp.it/2zdu45rk
>>11036989
>>11036997
>>11037000
https://clyp.it/1oun1lsw
>>11037008
I do already have one in though. Are you sure?
>>11036996
Berkut
Hibari
The Sonic Totem
Kosaku
Draco
Luna
>>11037017
its the same
>>11037014
Only 23 uids right now.
>>11037008
will do
>>11037022
>>11037015
Organism Draco. Intruiging sequences. Intend collection of essence.
>>11037016
https://clyp.it/k3rnyu24
>>11037017
https://clyp.it/0e3j31y0
>>11036986
Oh, you want a sample? I reckon you'd get a pretty good sample if I were to give you a knuckle sandwich, what do you reckon? Stupid alien.
>>11036993
I'm very much white, I'm not a Chinese skeleton you know. And you're in no place to be calling anybody dumb, you little idiot. Keep your moronic observations to yourself. An airhead like you, I'm surprised you have floated up into space and died yet.
>>11036996
Karen, Kosaku and Luna are the only three I can think of that really deserve to get killed More than anybody else, at least. I'd really, really like to kill Berkut but he's in the same faction as me. Then again, I'm dark right? So I shouldn't give a shit because I'm all evil and stuff? I pick Berkut anyways. Those are my four guys.
>>11037002
yes, I both cringe and laugh at it.
>>11036996
>Kosaku
>Abathur
>Henrik
>Draco
>Sonic Totem
>Celica
>>11037029
barong
plos
>>11037041
https://clyp.it/cukkmepz
>>11036996
Rika, Derek, Tomoe, Luna, and Kongou look easy.
>>11036996
Berkut
Lenny
Luna
Lundqvist
Rika
Kosaku
>>11036996
Alriiight...Karen, Berkut, Kongou, Fighter, Derek, Matt Ward.
>>11037008
>>11037029
Then I thank you for your kindness.
>>11036996
Six huh?
I'll take Kongou, Abathur, Celica, Lenny, Anton Chigurh and Rika for Sliver please.
>>11036996
Karen
Draco
Celica
Kosaku
Kongou
Ugh. fine
Give me about six more
>>11037061
Wind Terriermon
>>11037041
https://clyp.it/0l1inju1
>>11036996
>>11037015
I see. Six people once again. I choose Karen, Craig, Hifumi, the strange totem, Luna, and Berkut.
I see no need for revising my list. Please, and thank you very much.
>>11037061
Incoming phone call
>>11037045
Intent not malicious. Can improve essance. Will give back. Better.
>>11037049
Organism Hifumi possess little threat. Poor essence. Will eliminate.
>>11037061
The Gay Community
>>11037061
Skeleton Nigga
>>11037053
https://clyp.it/1mrtkgr2
>>11037067
https://clyp.it/zelip14y
>>11036996
>The Iron Maiden opens it's nightmarish body
>It stares at Nana, Kosaku, Abathur, Rika, Karen, and Celica in turn
>>11037061
A Talentless Hack from a meme band
>>11037015
Jiren
Anton
Ironman
Kosaku
Karen
Long name guy
https://clyp.it/idgga4pj
>>11037080
Die.
>>11037061
Black Knight
Dark
>>11037086
>shouts on top of loud electronic noises
>"music"
>>11037061
Major I'm Burning Up
Any
>>11037072
Sorry alien, but there is no "better" than being a skeleton. It's the peak of life, evolution, magic and whatever else. The pinnacle. The absolute top. There is no more room for improvement.
>>11037093
but it has lyrical meaning and a catchy beat YOU dont understand!!!1
>>11037093
Die
Ok
New roster, give me a few while i track everyones choices and organize my folder
>>11037015
Do you want me to choose agaaaain? Alrighhttt.
Kosaku
Craig
Draco
Luna
Berkut
The Sonic Totem
>>11037109
Yo mate, Gangster Gastino is in twice and you forgot Sliver.
>>11037041
https://clyp.it/c1zsyj3t
>>11037109
Whoops, I'm retarded! I uh, didn't realise I didn't make it into the other game. Here's my list:
>>11037045
>>11037119
https://clyp.it/ahu0n2th
>>11037104
Illogical desicion acknowledged. Hypothesis for paranormal zerg organisms discarded. Dissapointed.
>>11037109
Alright, let's do that again.
I'll take Kongou, Abathur, Celica, Lenny, Anton Chigurh and Berkut for Sliver please.
And for Luna I'd like Karen, Reina, Tomoe, Rika, Craig and Gastino.
>>11037109
>Put me on Light
>Kosaku, Derek, Craig, Terriermon, Luna, Fighter
>>11037109
Gangster Gastino, Dark Berkut, Tomoe Mami, Fire Nana, Light Double Primach, Champion of Chaos, galactic herp, Space Marina Captain, Halo Star Mutant Techpriest Navigator, High Lord Matthias IronSoul War, and Frost Rika.
>>11037109
Karen, Matthias Ward, Jiren, Craig, Rika and Abathur
>>11037054
>>11037057
>>11037060
>>11037143
There is a saying among you landdwelling creatures: Do not poke a hornet's nest...And this hornet will bring you more than just a nasty sting. Prepare yourself.
>>11037141
You know what? I'm also disappointed. You sound like you're from a highly advanced alien species, yet you still haven't recognised skeleton superiority. I reckon you're probably like, thousands of years ahead of humanity and yet you still haven't realised it? Just how frickin' long will it take for them to get there?
>The skeleton hangs, rubbing his forehead as he lets out a sigh of discontent.
It's just fucked, isn't it? Absolutely fucked. Pardon my language, but the time for fricks and hecks is over. The future is way too grim.
>>11037132
I'm an eurofag, then again I broke my voice when I was 5
>>11037171
Hey, in my defense, you picked me first, I just predicted you would so fast it was back-to-back.
But hey, talk's cheap. Good luck.
>>11037165
>>11037161
>>11037143
>>11037079
>>11037054
Damn though, I'm popular today. Bring it!
>>11037182
You take off your garments and proceed to mate. How am I supposed to give advice on humanity's most primal urge?
>>11036881
>My neighbor from down the road got roosters this week
What the heck.
I miss Hoshi
>>11037212
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11037069
>>11037111
>>11037143
>>11037152
>>11037165
Alright, here's the part where I tell you all to get prepared for the BONESTORM coming your way. So uh, get prepared for the BONESTORM coming your way...
>>11037182
>The unsuspecting skeleton climbs aboard the Polar Express, completely unaware of the zany adventures he and his fellow passengers would get up to while riding down to the North Pole. From the train derailing onto a frozen lake and drifting across the ice to...well, whatever else happened in that movie the skeleton was surely bound for adventure.
>>11037212
The most I ever lost on a coin toss was a couple gallons of milk. I think about that night every now and then, just as I'm about to drift to sleep...it's difficult to sleep once the memory pops back up.
>>11037186
Humanity, referred as terran. Poor essence, little potential. Am with zerg. Superior lifeforms. Serve Queen of Blades. Am evolution master, spin strands and sequences. Zerg always evolving, always improving.
>>11037212
Organism encountered. Terran refer as polar bear. Can improve. Will make better.
>>11037233
>Her own mind in free simulation mode, she's trapped in a blizzard hunted by a yeti that for some reason instills fear in her very core.
It is al insult to evolution, so much strength in such a mindless vessel. If there was a superior deity above the living, why would he allow this? I will not accept this outcome.
>>11037233
>>11037212
Yeah. Yeah I'm seeing the irony here.
Kinda pisses me off.
>>11037224
fuck mate i'd love to rp with you but it's late as fuck and i need to do shit
>kissu
take that as an apology
>>11037233
Documentation of planetary phenomenon, little value. Purpose unclear.
>>11037233
>Team frost are the ones quickly dying off in thier own territory
>Team Flame are the only ones helping each other out.
>The majority of people whom everyone went after are dying to NPCs
This is one wierd game.
>>11037227
You can't improve forever, all things come to an end after all. So when you reach that final stage of evolution, when all your flesh has been shed and all that remains is your skeleton, you remember that this little bag of bones here?
>Craig says, pointing a thumb at himself and cracking the Zerg a crooked smile,
He told you so.
>>11037233
>The totem was not running out of fear, but to offer Craig a chance to remain within the game. For if Craig had decided to chase the totem, it would've smote him with its legendary power. No, Craig knew better than to run after it. He left the totem to it's own devices, not wanting to become its next victim.
>>11037248
You wanna spend some time with little ol' me? That warms my bony heart, but not enough to thaw it. No, I'm just as cold and evil as ever, and unfortunately your love...
>Craig says, as he wipes away the anon's kissu from his forehead
is simply not enough to invoke any sort of change within sordid bones. I apologise profusely, except I don't mean it of course. I am Dark Craig.
>When you want to RP for once but get single events or events with filler
>When you want to RP but you're tired as fuck
Maybe next game then
>>11037263
Organism functionality without vital organs percieved impossible. Evolution never ending. Perfection impossible objective. Can chase, cannot obtain.
>>11037261
>You will never be Lord Beerus
>That jiren event
>>11037278
Nobody cares, Karen. Go ahead and RP if you really want to.
>>11037280
Is Jiren planning on nuking the whites?
>>11037280
Assembled numerous plant and organism tissue into singular food item. High nutritional value.
...for terran. Reduntant outcome. Discarded.
>>11037292
The Flame are living up to the name.
>>11037171
We fully expect you to try. Prove your capability.
>>11037280
Foolish creature. Understand the meaning of fighting fire with fire before you attempt it.
>tfw all the flames are getting events together
>>11037303
Jiren's attempt at burning the whites fails.
>>11037261
>Craig was thrilled as he finally got to perform one of his lifelong dreams - to be able to bunny hop in real life like he could in Quake. He was moving with such speed that everything had become a blur, and he passed by Light Ironman before he realised it. In fact, he had traversed a great distance before he realised he had passed another tribute. Trusting in the aim he had gotten from his Quake playing days, the skeleton flicks his pistol to where he thinks Ironman in and pulls the trigger. A blind shot, but somehow Craig knew it had connected. A lot of the shots he had made in Quake were not from tracking, but prediction, conjecture on where the enemy would be. He then bhopped back to where he had seen Ironman last, and saw his corpse sprawled out across the ground a couple of feet away.
Thanks, Quake!
>>11037279
Perceived impossible? You're looking at the impossible right here, baby! I am the real deal standing before you, living proof that organs and shit aren't necessary! I'd let you study mean so you could better yourselves if I were a better person myself, but I'm not. Here I am, the closest thing to perfection in the evolutionary cycle standing before you, and there ain't nothing you can do about it.
>>11037292
>If Figther were to look through her scope again, she would see the skeleton flipping her off.
>>11037303
Any of you SPEAK? Hello? Have I gotten in with a bunch of frickin' mutes again?
>>11037316
In other news, Matt ward announces new nerfs to calvary units.
>>11037261
>>11037280
I'll ship it.
>>11037339
Cute
>>11037330
The vikings are here!
>>11037316
Multiple organisms detected. Potentially hostile. Spacial awareness prioritized.
>>11037318
Unclear...
>don't want to rp but I do.
>>11037339
That's pretty adorable desu
>>11037349
Forgot to mention
Craig earned a point for stopping beerus
>>11037361
>Karen still alive
Uh oh
>>11037339
But beerus is shipped with flake.
>>11037367
Flake?
>Blank
>>11037361
Mami doing mami things.
>>11037366
SHUT IT DOWN
>>11037372
Note, dryads have strange fetishes.
>>11037370
Flake.
>>11037316
>Another had sprained their ankle after running away from Craig, but this time it wasn't a fabled artifact that possessed the power of the Gods. No, this time the one who had sprained their ankle was what he assumed was an ordinary man, so there was no reason for Craig to halt his pursuit of him. He would be lying their on the forest floor, unable to walk, unable to defend himself...he was ripe for the picking! All Craig had to do was close the distance and claim his kill for his own.
>But he was feeling lazy so he decided not to
can't be fucked right now to be honest
>>11037330
The cat's in the bag, and the bag's in the river! You know, like when your prize cat or whatever gets the dick from a feral cat so they throw all the disgusting mixed babies into a sack, then throw that sack into the river? I did that to you, Beerus. You little pussy BI-
>Craig loses his footing on the roof and slides down the side, falling head-first into a pile of snow and getting buried in it.
BITCH
>Of course, that wouldn't prevent him from straining out his insult.
>>11037351
What do you mean unclear? You think that a walking, talking skeleton is an impossible thing. I am living proof that it is not. I am also the end of the evolution cycle, for I have scrapped any near for flesh to sustain my being. I am what you aspire to be. Understand? I am the evolution you crave so much. The greatest.
>>11037361
>The knife is slashed through his spinal cord severing it and causing the skeleton to snap into two. With no spine to hold him together, the skeleton is rendered incapable of further participating in the game.
frick
>>11037366
>>11037372
She had her fun, winning all those pity games. But it's obvious now her time is up. I couldn't be any happier! Can you imagine how that feels for her, to win so often for like, the period of a week, only to job in every frickin' game since then? Marvellous! Spectacular!
>>11037377
ANd the winner issssss
>>11037396
Who would willing join the faction that you can make BRRRRAP jokes about? I don't want to sound immature, but they're the fart faction. Just degenerate.
Oh, and thanks for hosting.
>>11036989
I'll take Parsee's voice over Bolin's any day.
>>11037396
points
Wind +4
Dark + 3
Frost +2
(Both a dark and frost got most kills, craig got a point for stopping beerus)
>>11037409
I honestly expected Bolin's voice to be higher pitched. It's still awful, but I was pleasantly surprised to be completely honest
>tfw you never get any ships
>>11037384
Flak?
>blink
>>11037396
Survival succesful. Expected outcome. Queen of Blades would approve. Host appreciated.
>>11037385
>>11037407
Wind undergoes constant change, similair to zerg. Survival unsuccesful for organism Craig. Still unclear.
>>11037415
Symbiotic relationships unessesary for zerg. Not concernced.
>>11037396
Welp. Good work, I guess.
Thanks anyhow.
>tfw you will never build a ship and sail off with your ships
>>11037431
just ava similar to someone you idolize
>>11037411
>Thanks for hosting.
>>11037425
Revel in your victory then, being of many. You earned it in this moment in time.
Abathur may you place the 4 hexes you earnt and the 4 hexes ichigo earnt from last game.
Karen place your 2 from last game
Craig place 4 as the dark earnt one last game too
Hockey dude place 2
>>11037412
Sure, if you're a potatobot sympathizer.
>>11037431
Don't let your fantasies be the fruit of your imagination, just execute it!
>tfw you hate shotas/playing shotas but this one is super cute and cool
what do
>>11037446
I was expecting squeaker but I got male siri
I'm not saying it's good, but better than I hoped for. Like, imagine you're bracing yourself for decapitation but instead you get your hand chopped off. It's still bad, but not AS bad as you thought
>>11037458
>Murders
>>11037458
There's a begining to everything, Anon.
>>11036868
Is steam code anon still here, or is he busy?
>>11037425
You think me dying in the arena disproves my claims? The arena is its own little thing, it doesn't actually count towards anything practical. It's basically fantasy. No, I'm still the best.
>>11037445
Oh, I get to make the decision? Neat! It makes sense, I'm basically the most evil guy I can think. Expand up from the blue forest tile, then take use the remaining 3 points to take the tower to the upper left.
>>11037458
Don't do anything before I touch the source
>>11037459
But Parsee sounds like Joe Pesci! Give him a nickel and he'll pronounce any word funny.
>>11037475
>gets ava'd by Hoshi.
>>11037445
Here and here I guess
>>11037427
Terran influence weakens organism Rika. Not good enough, can improve.
>>11037438
Unorthadox specimen, examination desired.
>>11037445
Hexagons placed north of west-most hexagon in line, fourth hexagon covering right boundry of captial.
>>11037474
Anomalous phenomenon. Slain organisms revived at end of activity. Identical events outside anomalous phenomenon change nothong.
>>11037481
>Someone finally helps Frost
>>11037475
Whaddya mean?
>>11037491
I know it's mechs and I know the MC is hella cute and shit alright
>>11037489
Frost a shit.
>>11037489
Serious question: Have you ever eaten escargot?
>>11037485
You're right. The entire world we occupy right now is completely and utterly useless. There's no consequences to anything, so you can see as to why you can't use what happens here as a way to gauge the ability of somebody. I'm glad we're on the same page. You'll just have to take in on faith that I'm telling the truth - that SKELETON SUPERIORITY is very real.
>>11037481
>>11037474
>>11037485
Done
>>11037485
And ichigo's 4 points or will you leave that to him?
>>11037445
Uhh... How does this work? Each space counts as one point? Then I think we'll take the right down thingy and the island with the palm.
>>11037504
We'll see that in a couple of games!
>>11037505
>Of course and it's delicious
>>11037503
I'll probably start with him this Sunday, since the new episode is out then. Please, catch up, anon!
>>11037485
Ichigo's desicion
Images exceeded, utilising place holder. Collectiong more.
Should I host today?
Evens yes
Odds no
Dubs now
>>11037522
ding dong
>>11037522
My dubs say you kys
>>11037507
>impayying.
>>11037522
...fuck
Ok, give me a few minutes to set up
>>11037522
There's your answer, now get started
>>11037520
>>11037511
ok
Done all changes then
>>11037512
Ve shall ses about zat, baguette raper.
>>11037517
ALRIGHT FUCK
I'LL DO IT
When are we all gonna meet up and get sick HG bro tattoos?
>>11037542
never
>>11037512
>it's delicious
Isn't the garlic butter all you taste?
>>11037546
>It's more than that but very special I couldn't describe it plus there are so many ways to cook it. The feeling of it is really unpleasant and disgusting though.
>>11037530
Did you just try and imply that I was wrong while talking at me with a fuckin' speech impediment?
What should I do, 24 or 36?
>>11037552
look at the uids
>>11037552
24, we only have 30 UIDs
>>11037552
24, we have 30 UIDs in a thread that's almost 2 hours old
>>11037550
You're small talk ya' fuckin' tramp. Fuck outta' my face before I probe your ass 6-feet under.
>Exhales smoke in your face.
>>11037552
Neither
>>11037556
>>11037563
The people have spoken
Give me 24
>>11037545
Well you're no fun.
>>11037576
Jason
>>11037576
Snek Eater
>>11037576
Brownie
>>11037576
Arashi
>>11037576
Henrik Lundqvist
>>11037550
Intentional. Terran speech patterns inefficient. Efficiency high priority. Good.
>>11037565
Agreement. Compatable essence, superior to terran, but not zerg. Slight praise.
>>11037581
>Oh yes!
>>11037576
lil mayo
>>11037565
Wow, would you look at that. Now that you've been called out on talking like a dumb fuck you've started speaking a little bit more normally, fancy that.
>The smoke billows out through the skeleton's eye sockets and drifts into the alien's face.
Once again, SKELETON SUPERIORITY at work.
>>11037576
Steve Albini
>>11037576
Sakura Futuba
>>11037576
Christy
>>11037576
Abathur
>>11037576
Kirino Ranmaru
>>11037576
Pipe
>>11037618
Why is she fingering herself during a strip poker?
>>11037595
>casts Holy on you
>>11037576
VR Guy
>>11037576
Draco
>>11037576
Rika
>>11037622
Because, if you lose a hand after you've lost all your clothes you have to masturbate.
>>11037576
Octoling
>>11037595
The fuck yo' ass speakin' for if ya' ain't got any muscle to back it up, bish please. Fuck outta here wid' dis' bull actin' like yo scrawny ass owning this place.
>The ayylien huffs a good one and blows out a smoke ring this time at the belligerent skellet.
People always say money doesn't buy happiness, y'know what, they're WRONG, it can buy you weed and that's pretty fucking close to happiness. Do yourself a favor and shimmy back to fucking anatomy class, cus that's the only superiority u havin nigga.
>>11037590
Communication is all about tryin' to get your point across, and you can't do it with some alien frick's spouting "ayys" and "lmaos" at you. It's why, once again skeleton are t-
>>11037625
>Craig, too busy boasting and gloating about nothing that should really be of notice, falls victim to the anon's sudden spellcast. His bones are covered in a holy light that disintegrates the evil that lies within - unfortunately for Craig, that means all of him. He then falls to the ground, a pile of useless bones.
>>11037576
Araragi Karen~da
>>11037576
Agent 4
>>11037576
The Disco Diaper
>>11037576
Machi
>>11037635
>not stripping off the skin
Weaklings
>>11037576
Enkidu
>>11037663
>Please explain this exotic Len'en meme
>>11037643
>The skeleton is unable to further make fun of the ayylien's use of ebonics as a rogue anon had recently killed him. If he could talk though, he'd probably get really naughty and rude and call the ayylien a nigger. Maybe. Possibly. He didn't want to befoul his image too much and become an actual racist. Right now he was just a pretend racist, for fun.
>>11037576
Nier
>>11037576
The Pencil
>>11037677
Its an old meme from the discord
>>11037663
I didn't have to sleep today anyway
>>11037644
Ayy lmao not utilised by zerg. Redundant.
>>11037643
Psychological stimuli, low priority. Adoration unnecessary.
>>11037675
Skin tissue removal, cause physical trauma and blood loss. Potentially fatal. Implication unclear.
>>11037692
There's fucking Len'en discord?
>>11037701
Check the wiki, its on the sidebar
Check this shit out for a few minutes
leaving this here :-)
>>11037678
>The ayy lien picks up a bone fragment and rolls out a thin paper strip -- he gathers a good clump of bone ash he retrieved from the floor, he slowly brushes some bone ash onto the fragment and snorts a good amount of ash.
>He scowls and writhes from the tingly yet burning sensation, he proceeds to do this for an hour.
>>11037714
Lot of unfamiliar faces in this one. Still, let's all do our best out there!
>>11037714
>Karen looks closely at her name, taking her sweet time to read every single character of her name. And then her eyes rests upon her partner for the arena. What is it? She thought. Was it an animal? Enemy or ally? Either way she looks at it with confusion and fear.
>>11037705
danke
>>11037485
Observe, if you care. You will not approach our bodies.
>>11037699
>The ayylien cocks his head back to hear that god forsaken monstrosity driveling nonsense in the background.
The fuck you lookin' at?
>>11037714
>Strides out of the forest and into the starting area, machete in hand.
>From the looks of it this should be another easy victory, most of your opponents appear to be young woman, along with a few other disturbing creatures that you don't understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0
>>11037719
Post more.
>>11037761
>>11037714
Allied with unusual organism. Canid qualities, major terran influence. Poor essence, insufficient.
>>11037752
Hmm... organism Lil Mayo universaly hostile. Inconsistant.
>>11037756
Second undying terran organism. Intruiged. Other specimens possible, examination prioritized.
>>11037761
Today is not my day. Talk about fitting.
>>11037761
>She remembered how short she was back then too.
You know, I'd probably pay to see [creepy alien bug man] and [... ghost?] perform a dancing duet together.
Somehow I don't think that's what they meant by "keep your dogs inside when it's cold".
Sorry if these couple of slides took so long, I needed breakfast
>>11037761
I ain't no gay nigga from outerspace!
Fuck outta' here wid' dat boo shiet, i swear I'm bouta hop my ass back to the saucer spin the fuck outta here.
>>11037771
Beep blorp, bap, bleep blorp. Blorp, bleep, blab, beep beep vroom vroom.
>Lil mayo jeers the monstrosity for what he truly is in native language.
>>11037790
>>11037793
...Unclear.
Technically speaking, stabbing the maid through the chest with his machete probably counts as sex if you're using some super obscure, open as fuck definition. Either way, you just saved a life probably.
Eh, she's a robot. She'll probably live for quite some time in there!
...wait, that's actually worse
>>11037809
>"Saved" is a matter of perspective here.
>>11037809
Threat eliminated. Organism Brownie useful, minor commendation.
Shit, people are heave enough as it is without having to deal with the force of them falling three stories. Y'all some strong niggas
Drowning someone to deatho betho isn't very Justice-ey.
>>11037790
>The Dog sinks it's teeth and gouges at every angle of his ayylien mold. Ayy dangles around like a lifeless raggedy Anne, hollering in pain as he's swished around left and right flailing his arms as the dog mauls him with no mercy.
>He's soon thrown out of a window, sheathed lifelessly into the snow plain out of sight.
>>11037790
Huh, so that's what those feel like. I might want to pass that on to the design department.
>>11037809
Um, Mister Abathur? Ranmaru-san? ANYONE?!
*After so long, Brownie stopped thinking.
>>11037827
RIP Tsup
>>11037827
Terran organism. Can improve. Will give back. Better.
>>11037825
Organism Kirino useful. Correction.
I know the House of Succ (tm) isn't too glamorous but please. Suicide, while painless and bringing on many changes, is not the answer.
Maids are for headpats at best, not sexuals
Your species' entire military was wiped out by a single enemy insurgent. I'd be pretty pissed too desu
Mmm yeah, I bet it must have been sooooo hot seeing a maid suck on one of those head tentacles of hers.
Sonic weaponry enhancements weren't the best idea for this rickety old place desu.
>>11037790
>At some point you agreed to come and see this school play with what appears to be an oversized living pencil.
>And if that wasn't strange enough, what appears to be two monsters have walked onto the stage, and are now performing some sort of show for you and your pencil associate.
>This place truly is worse than the deepest pits of hell, and you would.
>>11037809
>Just when you had her cornered this freak of nature has to come by and distract you, allowing your victim to escape from you once more.
>Twenty minutes of work wasted, all because of an octopus child.
>>11037843
............
>>11037857
Organism Abathur uncomfortable producing abnormal audio. You insufficient. Disgusting. Must be elimina-
>>11037843
>After being reminded of that, now she really was going to shoot someone.
>>11037857
>Starting with the butler
>>11037857
vrewwwwww
Huh, I didn't actually think it was possible to fuck someone to death. Way to go for proving me wrong!
>>11037870
Pcheewww
>>11037876
cruchooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You should take one. The mental image of an immortal zombie dressed in a hockey mask and coveralls layered under a fur coat greatly amuses me.
... also either 8ch is super incompetent at making codes, or this (player2) thing was a meme
>>11037415
If I don't get another ship soon I'm going to freak the FUCK out.
>Have a dream about HG.
>It's about me joining back on /b/ and loving how much better and more fun it is, even going as far as me RPing with people.
Fuck.
>>11037903
scvhrooooooooooomm
Doesn't feel so great the other way around, eh Octo?
Is necrotic flesh even capable of feeling temperature? Survey says: apparently so.
>>11037901
You don't have any avas worth shipping with
>>11037910
And they've still accrued ships. It's about what you do with what you got.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUCUsNx1HTs
Also please ignore the watermark. The previous image I used for this got taken down and replaced with some spinning gif, so I hastily grabbed the first seamless autumn bg I could find
>>11037907
>Karma was a bitch
>>11037919
Like arranging a ship off-thread
>>11037919
Any open avas I mean. I would slam Eila in a heartbeat but noo
>>11037857
>While in the middle of mindlessly wandering around the mansion another girl rounds the corner, surprisingly not appearing to be scared by your appearance.
>She proceeds to walk up and examine you, muttering on about a costume or something like that.
>She starts going on about how realistic your outfit is, and that she didn't even see any cameras around the building, apparently she thinks that you're some kind of movie character and not an actual undead murderer.
>You can't tell if she's just messing with you or if she's actually this oblivious.
>>11037907
>Apparently it's too much to ask for a warm shower for once in your undead life.
>Of course, you can't really feel the water that much, and you don't actually sleep, so there's no real reason as to why you're complaining about this.
>>11037905
Excuse me?
>>11037934
Intimacy with organism Abathur discouraged. Symbiotic relationships redundant.
After a lame offscreen death, we're down to our FINAL THREE
WILL OUR WINNER BE:
>hockey player
>anime girl
OR
>immortal zombie who has survived being dismembered, trapped, killed in his dreams, and even Hell itself
>>11037901
>Tfw Aussa has ships and you don't
>>11037949
Oh shit it's my wife
So apparently this code really is poorly written because that (player2) event is fatal.
In any case, congratulations to the winner!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
Placements
>>11037930
uuuuuh...you mean ERPing?
>>11037934
Eila will still slam you if Takeshita isn't around as long as you have a cunny.
>>11037952
>I'm pretty sure this is a death event
>>11037959
...he does?
>>11037970
Thanks for hosting.
>>11037971
hey its me takeashit
>>11037970
Thanks for hosting for us.
>>11037971
Kamina, I am retarded but I'm not stupid.
You know exactly what I mean.
>>11037970
Thanku youu forru hostingu
>>11037976
Don't tell anybody I said so
I don't even know if that dude is still around, but better safe than sorry
>>11037972
It was, I'm just an idiot
>>11037976
>>11037978
>>11037979
No problem, thanks for playing and/or watching!
>>11037982
Thx for the game b
>>11037977
>hides
>>11037979
Well you're retarded AND stupid if you think I do that.
>>11037981
Word, you can trust me.
>>11037963
>>11037970
Thank you for hosting the game and congrats to Machi-Machi!
>>11037978
>kissu
>>11037960
Repugnant, must expunge.
>>11037970
Host appreciated. Again.
>>11037986
get tf out here
>>11037970
>Trudges off back into the woods, never to be seen again within the next eight hours.
>>11037991
>Strokes anon's head.
>>11037995
>flies on out
>>11037986
It's a pretty spoopy thought huh
>>11038001
Organism Draco. Encourages redundant tendancies. Engages voyuerism. Insufficient, no better than terran. Analysis discarded.
>>11038012
I could believe it if it was their old avas and not the garbage they use now.
Are you fibbing?
>>11038021
Ummmm sorry sweetie but Fluorette is the peak of roleplay
>>11038019
... Excuse me? What? I don't even know what half of those words were.
>>11038021
At sak'ya wan' shag?
>Keeps watching videos about the trump vs korea nuke thing
>Keep freaking out more and more about it because I'm a spastic little shithead
Why do I do this to myself.
>>11038029
H-Hahaha very funny joke...
>>11038035
No thanks I just nutted.
>>11038033
Futile intelligence. Possibly exchanged for reptilian qualities. Not good enough. Sample of essence requested. Will give back. Better
Morning
>>11038051
What's with the recent resurgence of this pic? Why the sudden renewed interest in the faces of HG?
>>11038041
I live in korea and it bothers me but it's out of my hands. Don't worry about it. It's above your pay grade anyways.
>>11038051
>adachi, jude, hoshi, okabe, and ilya are the only normal looking ones
huh
>>11038058
We need more faces
>>11038050
>Visibly confused by the weird alien-bug-thing, she decides to turn her back away from it before walking away.
>>11038066
Jude only looks normal until you notice the ears.
>>11038048
Kamina can you host right now
>>11038066
are you kidding? trap is cute as fuck
>>11038088
I haven't put a background in yet though.
Is that fine? I promised someone yesterday I'd do it so I can't host if they're around to beat my ass.
First 24, text post entries only. i will pick the imaged myself
>>11038051
Luffy looks like the one guy who would wear the free hugs shirt unironically and is friendzoned with 20 different women
>>11038101
maybe
>>11038119
T-then I can't host.
>>11038111
i'll bite
Henrik Lundqvist
>>11038101
You hosted hundreds of games without background, what's the issue now?
>>11038124
It will be dope senpai
>>11038111
Reigen Arataka
did kamina finish his kamina tattoo
>>11038111
King Knight
>>11038111
Machi Amayadori
>>11038111
George Soros
Just kidding. Bamboozlee. Trickeed. Sppokwe. Got y. Ger em. Kuk
>>11038111
Jaws
>>11038111
Trypticon
>>11038147
>smooch
>>11038125
>>11038101
>>11038111
Draco Centauros
>>11038150
>Eats
>>11038111
Araragi Karen
>>11038111
lil mayo
>>11038111
Your Dad