/ERP/ Thread End the day with a nice, relaxing dip. You deserve

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I want to get fucked by a futanari and drink every drop of her cum until she's finally satisfied!

>>11031721
CARDS!

second for armpitpussy

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>>11031721

I miss baths. I like showers, but nothing beats a hot soak.

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comfy hotspring

>>11031765
I want to to imagine her with nopan under her skirt, sitting on my lap and just riding me.

>>11031721
>>11031765

Imagine how delicious the water must taste after a qt girl soaks her feet in it

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Woo hoo!
>cannonballs into the water

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>>11031785
lewd anon.

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>>11031750

>>11031757
i think your fuckup shows footpussy is best

>>11031805
Well, look at where we are. Besides, happy girl riding cock is one of the best things in the world.

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>>11031750

>>11031762
Do you only have a standing shower or something?

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>>11031721
Hotsprings are the best

>>11031830
Do you play 2B like she acts in the game, or do you play her like a straight up robo-sexslave that follows any order?

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>>11031816
Under water basket weaving chan?

>>11031830
Man, Juri looks good in a bikesuit.

>>11031895
Uhm... what?

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>>11031863
I don't play her as the same 2B the games take part in. It'd be difficult to say the least to work her into sex so I just say she's some random other 2B model that was sent to investigate why people seem so obsessed with her body to better understand human emotion. Short version is yeah kinda by don't expect her to jump for literally anything.
>>11031901
Same

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>>11031906
N...nevermind

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>>11031831
Yes. It sucks.

>>11031986
Sorry, I just wanted happy cute lewds.

>>11031741
I thought that was a woman with a cancerous growth leg for a second.

Any Mettatons around to get fucked?

>>11031830
>juri will never kidnap you, doll you up like chunners, and then bully with extreme prejudice to feel better about herself

>>11031992
Fill a kiddie pool with warm water in the middle of your living room. Solved.

>>11032070
Oh sure, I've....Met-a-ton!

>>11031830
God damn it, awesome list.

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First 24!

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>>11032215
Tommy Lasorda Baseball for the Sega Genesis cover

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>>11032215
Crying Seal

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>>11032215
Dude le epic ruse xD
>entry

>>11032215
Make a thread in /b/ now

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>>11032215
K-2SO

>>11032215
Gordon Ramsey
The shitstain in Mario's pants
Gorbo Grandman
Asia
Mark the inflatible whale'
Bubba
Temmie
Freddy
Gaston
Aries
Zeus
Kratos
Gaia
All the Power rangers

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>>11032215
Lucoa

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>>11032215
is this a ruse cruse

>>11032215

Bop

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>11032215
kitter

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>>11032215
egg

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>>11032215
Fistroman

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>>11032096
Thats kinda outside what I do with juri, sorry anon
>>11032212
Y-you too

>>11032312
Do you have a discord?

>>11032215
Stop giving HG a bad name!

>>11032424
>hg
>not already having a bad name
2/10

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>>11032419
Yeah might as well get back to posting it in thread
masked justice#9925
Won't be on much longer tonight though

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>>11032259
What a familiar face. I wonder where I have seen it before.

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Any paypiggies here looking for an experienced owner?

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>>11032312
What is Juri's area of expertise? Kinda thinking of a clothed-sex scene where I hump her legs or get my face crushed between her thighs but I dunno.

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>>11032478
jesus fucking christ

>>11032478
Paypiggy?

>>11032439
?

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>>11032494
Yeah thats more like it. She's my more generally physical dommy character, anywhere from like pinning to straight up abuse and stuff. That sort of thing is definitely her, just the chun thing seemed kinda odd I guess.

>>11032478
I got two hundred bucks.

>>11032518
Hg already has a terrible reputation for "raids" rampant shitposting, and giving us Bolin.

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>>11032499
Yes, a sub who does Financial Domination.
>>11032539
Give it to me.
[email protected]

>>11032550
How horrifying.

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>>11032478
>>11032565
Holy fuck, even I won't cross that line, go back to healsluts

>>11032586
So I have to roll, then spend the entire day m-masturbating to the girl?

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>>11032565
>Financial Domination
So many fetishes that I found crappy feel so tame now

>>11032586

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>>11032565
I saw you shilling when I was looking through the archive. Kinda into the idea, especially because Galko, but I wouldn't actually get off on the act of giving you cash.
Still, those are some fat stacks. I should get into it.

>>11032601
It is really addictive, nothing you can do online gives as much of a rush

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>>11032478
>>11032565
My nigga what the fuck
>people will actually do this
Y THO

>>11032586
,mh

>>11032620
It's fucking hot

>>11032634
I seriously don't get it
How do you find that hot in any way
What the heck

>>11032618
Steam Sales!

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>>11032565
I almost got stuck in a financial domination situation with some dominant bitch. Thank god for the ability to block phone numbers. Shit's crazy.

>>11032644
Loss of control and humiliation to an extreme level

>>11032586
Rolling for something good.

>>11032599
I mean... If you're into that, sure. It's more of a "what pokewaifu do you get to be yours" silly game.
(Also, Fuck you, you got Hilda...)

I want to dick Kass

>>11032586
Ah, roll I guess
>>11032659
I understand the situation, I just don't understand how the could arouse people
Like seriously why you lose money over this shit even if it's arousing it's not really worth it

>>11032599
It's fun to post this on /v/ and watch people whine that all the best girls are locked behind dubs.

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>>11032478
>>11032565
Yo nigga what.

>>11032672
I want Kass to use Sora and co on me to spitroast me!

>>11032565
oh god im actually tempted

>>11032656
what a goober

>getting serious replies for it
WHAT THE FUCK

>>11032586
Why not

>>11032740
Why not?

>>11032586
Okay.

>>11032740
A fool and their money anon. You know how it goes

>>11032586
Team Magma Grunt please.

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>>11032684
Imagine it like fetishizing the act of hiring a prostitute to dominate you. Which is weird as fuck especially since it's a solely online thing and you don't even like lick her feet or something.
>>11032740
Look at all dem shekels though. And he just blows it on gacha.

>financial domination
I remember when it was known as "dating".

>>11032650
Maybe peak steam sales but not anymore

>>11032801
>Paying for erp
Man what the fuck is up with people these days

>>11032825
or marriage. hell, i guess that's still the state of marriage.

>>11032835
Same people who pay money to watch camwhores pretend to be into them and masturbate for them when that shit is free on so many websites.

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>>11032835
I know, dude.
I should try it. I need a new computer.

>>11032853
Never got married. Too poor.

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>>11032565

You give me headaches.

I've heard of dudes being ruined thanks to this fetish

Scary shit imo

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>This is ACTUALLY a fetish
What the fuck

Hey avas, I have a request...C-could you open wide f-for my 9 inch cock? I'm begging to just cum in anyone's mouth and feed them my spunk.

>>11032873
nice c&d pic there anon

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>Friend: "hey candyslut check the thread"
>Me: "Too lazy tho"
>Friend: "check it you fucking dumb whore"
>Me: "k"
>mfw
What the fug

>>11032967
Ready for second season candy slut?

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>>11032961
Thanks. They were my favorite /d/ thread, shame they got banned.
>>11032967
Are you back for real? Is it armpit time? Or just here to gawk at the degeneracy so degenerate it shocked /erp/?

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>>11032967

I don't know if this is the worst thread of all time or the best. I don't even know whether to laugh or just post disgusted anime girls.

>>11032931
A fool and his money are soon parted.

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>>11032987
That picture disgust me more than futa Hotaru.

>>11032974
The artstyle kinda sucks desu

>>11032985
I'm just here to look absolutely shocked at the while piggybank stuff.
I mean, I gift stuff to my friends and all that but this... This is just...

>>11033014
All right, no cock for you tonight.

>>11033014
>the artstyle was ever good in that garbo

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>>11033014
At least the preview wasn't as bad as the initial art.

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>>11033014
Yeah man. I get it intellectually but...man. Not hot. Like NTR.
>>11033048
[SHIT TASTE ALARM]

>>11033014
>Look up animation studio.
>Tezuka Productions.
Literally who?

c&d?

>>11033070
>He doesn't know.
Come on.

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>>11033042
;_;

>>11033048
Come fight me irl, punk.

>>11033051
I don't know, I still prefer the S1 art.

>>11033067
Like Anon said: It will ruin someone's life.
Not cool at all.

>>11033070
Exactly.

>>11033067
I want to spoil this qt boy

>>11033123
It's kinda funny. When Brian's Base passed off OreGairu to feel. to make a season two, the animation actually became like five times better compared to season one. Now feel.'s taking a well animated season one and passing it off to a literal who company for an inferior looking season two.

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>>11033123
Well duh, I mean. Anyone would give up a nut to take a toss in the powdered sugar with S1 Hotaru.

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>>11033123
Yep. Hopefully no one around here will fall for it. You can get it all for free if you're fun to play with.
>>11033141
Is it a boy?
>>11033086
Censorship.

>>11033203
I hope its a boy, qt femboys feel so nice to cuddle with

>>11033195
Is it the cinnamon and sugar swirls in every bite?

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>>11033273
IS THAT WHY KIDS LOVE THEM!?

>>11032565
>tfw you find this shit really hot but are broke as fuck

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>>11033203
>is it a boy
All the best girls are really boys

>>11033337
people like you will never cease to amaze, yet repulse and deter me.

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Reminder that it is Taco Tuesday

>>11033367
I don't get it, it's a perfectly reasonable fetish.

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>>11033392
Just because it's comprehensible doesn't mean it's not kinda weird.
>>11033247
What about boys (female?)

>>11033392
What the fuck. No, it's not.
I don't really how people can get a boner over giving away money like that.

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>>11032565
>Financial Domination
Why do people want this?

>>11033421
It's like domination, only mentally. You're giving control over to someone else. Do you find BDSM to be unreasonable?

>>11033425
People make poor life decisions.

>>11033379
People are getting better at leaving you be.

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>>11033440
I'm so proud!

>>11033379
>>11033450
I wanna fuck that horse

>>11033440
>giving it (You)s

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>>11033437
No shit? But why though? I mean I know a couple of dudes with high Maintenance wives/Girlfriends and it's fucking crazy, hell one of them has seven fucking cats, and my buddy has to drive Uber constantly just to keep them afloat.
This is the kind of shit you DON'T want. I think I just found a fetish that pisses me off more then NTR.

>>11033425
Someone pushed the fetish knowing some retard would fall for it and give them money.
So, there it is.

>>11033459
Not going to happen, she is as much bait as the troll who posted about being a financial dom

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>>11033459
>>11033500
Sonata's also a seahorse.

>>11033490
>I think I just found a fetish that pisses me off more then NTR.
That makes two of us.

>>11033490
I think it's a few grades below NTR. Definitely still in that same wheelhouse of fucked up domination-taken-too-far fetishes but if you look at it under the right light it's at least better than having the cat lady girlfriend.

NTR is fine.
When you're the one doing the cucking.

>>11033534
t. high school bully tier bull

>>11033534
NTR is fine when it's /cuckquean/-tan encouraging you to go bang the waitress instead of having dinner with her.
Otherwise, eh.

>>11033552
t. cucked nerd

NTR is so lame.

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>Tomoko replies to your post with her home address.

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>>11033795

>>11033795
>Unsure of what to do with this information, anon hastily copies it to a notepad file, and considers his options.

>>11033795
>cums to house

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>>11033534
Manstealing is the best form of NTR.

>>11033795
>The address is over 800 miles away and although I would the neet pussy, that's too far to travel for it. Her post is hidden and all replies ignored.

>>11033795
tits or gtfo

>>11033880
At least someone gets it.

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>>11033818
>>11033896
>Not receiving any visitors, Tomoko posts her home address again. This time with a picture of herself in her underwear. She makes her way downstairs, leaves the front door unlocked and sits on the stairs with her double-barreled shotgun.

>>11033964
>>11033853
wow and I was being witty

>>11033964
>Upon viewing the second image sent by the mysterious NEET, the anon decides to pack his things, and make his way to the other side of town.
>It was a cold, cloudy evening when he finally arrived, the young male slowly walking up to the front door. He waits for a second, thinking about whether he should actually do this or not, before finally going through with it, and giving the wooden door a few firm knocks.
Hello?

>>11033964
>enticed by the nearly-nude photo and the address's proximity to his own, one anon figures he may as well head down and give one lucky NEET the dicking of her life. After a short drive, he steps up to her door, knocking sharply on the frame.

>>11033922
In the ass.

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>all computers broken at work
>can't do work and forced to be on phone
Thanks Hiroshimoot.

>>11034099
>getting paid to shitpost
Why are you complaining again?

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Despite giving the same reply, I guess I'll treat these two as separate roleplays.
>>11034015
>>11034016
>Startled by the sudden knocking on her front door, Tomoko drops her whiskey bottle and watches as it shatters across her floor. No wonder she's doing something as stupid as this, she's drunk out of her mind.
I-It's open!
>She manages to say, hoping that her visitor wouldn't already be running away. She shakily tries to hold up her shotgun, her lank arms barely being able to even hold something so heavy.

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>>11034149
(Let's see how far I can get before you blow my head off.)
>Despite the shattering glass and the shaky, shifty voice echoing from inside the house, he decides to go for it. Sounds like he'd imagine, and he can't imagine the thin, pale girl he saw online could do him much damage. Turning the knob, he pushes the door open with a long, slow creak, peeking inside hesitantly and looking around as much as sticking his head through the crack allows.
Hello...? Where are you?

>>11033812
Goose ava when

>>11034202
I want goose ava to vomit on my dick!

>>11034202
weimar pls

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>>11034198
>Tomoko takes a deep breath when she sees someone peeking from her front door.
Take your clothes off, r-right now!
>She demands, trying to sound as intimidating as possible. Upon looking at her, one could tell that she indeed is the same girl, in the same underwear as in the picture she posted earlier.

>>11034202
goose not for lewd

>>11034149
>Her drunken, unstable state, completly unknown to the anon; The boy carefully turns the door knob, and slowly pushes the weighted door open. As the door creeks, he slides a foot in, keeping his eyes on the entrance.
H-Hi, I wasn't sure if this was a joke, or som-
>He stops cold, his eyes meeting with the dazed, drunk girl sitting at the stairs, clumsily holding onto a (seemingly) loaded shotgun. He doesn't move, frozen in place as he quickly considers whether he'd make it by running in the other direction right now.

Alright, honest question.
Where are the homestuck avas?

>>11034317
Aradia stuck to discord after a few weeks of hanging around here, and the only other one I know of, was some underage dude that got removed from the discord servers for shitposting in the threads

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>>11034293
>Tomoko stares at the stranger entering her house, wanting to make sure that he makes up to her nonexistant standards.
...Come inside and strip.
>She lowers her weapon for a moment to flip a nearby light switch.
And look out for the shards of glass on the floor! S-sorry about that.

>>11034265
Uh, okay...lemme get inside first. Can't be getting nude in the street.
>Even as nervous as the command was it still caught him off guard. No greeting or nothing, right to business- oh well. She didn't seem super threatening, and in the dim light of an unlit house she actually looked way better than the photos. Stepping inside, he started to undress as the NEET girl ordered, starting with his pants, dropping them around his knees before pulling off his T-shirt.
Should I, uh... You want me to keep going?

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>you will never have Tomoko attempt to act violent and direct with you, only to accidentally blow your head off and, in her adrenaline-rushed head, tries to fuck your rigor mortis dick
What's the point of anything?

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>>11034412

>>11034367
A-Alright! Alright, just...just take it easy!
>The male slowly steps inside, his eyes rapidly switching between her, and the floor. There was a whole bunch of questions running through his mind, but he decided it was best to just keep his mouth shut for the time being. After closing the door behind himself, the young man slowly reaches down, and nervously pulls his shirt up and over his head, then tossing it aside.
H-How much do I have to take off, exactly?
>He hesitantly asks, reaching down to his pants, and pushing them down after unfastening them, his hands shaking slightly.

>>11034412
Just to suffer.

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>>11034317
I think we had one.

Things went to the dogs if I remember correctly.

>>11034317
No homiecuck

How we doing for lurkers?

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>>11034535

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>>11034384
>Tomoko watches in awe as her visitor strips for her. This must be the first time she has ever seen a barely clad 3D male in person.
Ah... Y-Yeah! Just leave everything by the door.
>She replies, seeming a bit unsure about whether or not she wants to go through with this after all. She could still blow his head off... If the shotgun was loaded.
>>11034436
>Tomoko's heart races when the boy enters her house. Like a hungry animal, she eyes her prey from his head to his heels before lowering her shotgun to see if doing so would calm him down a little.
T-take it all off. Just leave it there by the door...
>Tomoko bites her lip as she watches the boy undress. Both of her hands are shaking due to how nervous she is. Wonder what would happen if she...
>Tomoko pulls the trigger twice, the empty shotgun emitting two very audible click sounds.
I-it was empty all along, haha...
>>11034412
I wouldn't mind doing this desu. I'd rather if someone killed me instead though.

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>>11034535
You cheeky bonehead

>>11034567
>that sloppy loop

>>11034535
Oh yeah, forgot about jade. You know, they may have that whole beastiality shit going on, but I did like their RP, and they were cool people in private.

Aaah it's the edgy Tomoko again why

>>11034620
Cursed ava. ERP will never ever ever get a good Tomoko.

>>11034628
Jiro's was good

>>11034628
There are good Tomo-chans they just never stay because cursed

>>11034635
Except that it was Jiro.
>>11034652
Nobody escapes the curse.

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I want to be fed!

>>11034586
I-if you say so...
>With the pale girl practically panting with excitement, it seemed less and less likely she'd actually use that thing on him. In fact, she was practically humping it at that point. Better than pointing it at him, for sure...but it still made it pretty hard to pop a full boner. Even so, after kicking off his shoes and leaving the pants and shirt in a crumpled pile, the stranger made a little bit of a flourish of pulling his underwear down. Making eye contact, he hooked his fingers into the waistband, tugging the loose fabric doooowwwn, until it fell off his hips, his semi came into view and the cotton shorts fell down around his ankles.
So, uh, yeah...will you put that thing down? It's freaking me out, and it'll be hard to do stuff if I'm...well, dead.

>>11034586
Tch..fine.
>He grunts, sliding out of his pants, and kicking them off to the side, his shoes along with them. The unfortunate soul now sands before Tomoko, his boxers the last remaining bit of clothing left on him. He lets out a heavy sigh before reaching down to the edges, his thumbs sliding beneath his boxers, and slowly pulls them down to his ankles, anxiously stepping out one leg at a time.
W-Wait!
>He shouts as Tomoko pulls the trigger, a feeling of relief showering over him as she reveals that the barrels were empty. Even so, the girl still seems pretty dangerous, so he keeps his distance, his hands covering his bare crotch from view.
Christ! W-What are you planning on doing, anyway?!
>He exclaims, looking back at his pile of discarded clothes, the boy now left with just a pair of socks, and what little dignity he's got left.

>>11034692
>Force-feeds you cake

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>>11034779

>>11033534
I'm gonna cuck myself. WITH MYSELF!

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How are things here ERP? Has been a while.

>>11034535
Jade was chill though.

>>11034879
Nozomi? Is that you cute ESL?

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>Decide to pick up an somewhat, but not too obscure character that I think would be fun
>LITERALLY NO FUCKING R34 OF HER
>NOTHING ON DANBOORU, NOTHING ON TUMBLR
Why must the universe hate me?

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>>11034704
>Tomoko's eyes glue onto the exposed length of the stranger that she still holds at gunpoint.
I'll put it down, just follow me upstairs...
>Tomoko mutters as she stands up while trying to pry her gaze off of his dick. She turns her back to him and gestures him to follow.
...T-the shotgun wasn't loaded anyways, look.
>With that, Tomoko takes aim at the ceiling and pulls the trigger. BLAM. The shotgun falls from her hands and rolls down the stairs while she covers her nearly deafened ears.
A-ah...
>Looking up at the ceiling, she sees that she could actually see her monitor's light through the pellet holes she left in the ceiling.
...Oops, haha. My mom's going to kill me.
>>11034730
>Tomoko would laugh if the boy wasn't so frightened by what she just did. She leaves the gun laying in the stairs and barely manages to stand up.
J-just follow me and I'll make it up to you, okay? I'm sorry...
>She apologizes before grabbing onto her T-shirt to casually take it off, revealing her flat chest to the stranger she's planning on losing her virginity to tonight.

>>11034892
who?

>>11034889
(Yep passing by to say hello).

>>11034879
GO AWAY ESL IDIOT

>>11034892
Try Pixiv

>>11034879
things have gone a little downhill since your last visit. Seems like a lot of people left

>>11034879
That's not Yuki. I want her to give me a goodnight kiss.

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>>11034902
If you really wanna know, it was Hato Higashikata.
>>11034909
I don't speak Japanese, Anon!

>>11034906
You back from your vacation?

>tfw you want to get cucked but every time you post your waifu on /ntr/ you only get replies from ESL scum

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>>11034944
you don't need to know Japanese to use pixiv

>>11034908
No U.

>>11034918
I'm sad to hear that.
I'm working on a new character, I hope to use it when I come back home.

>>11034923
*chu*
Sleep Well Anon.

>>11034952
Not yet. still 10 days or so.

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>>11034923

>>11034884
Doesn't change that she fucked a dog.

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>>11034970
Iiit's confusing thouuugh.
I'll probably pick up a more normie Jojolion waifu.

>>11034897
Whoa, what the fuck?!
>Even from a few yards away, the blast was loud enough to make the stranger's ears ring, and he instinctively shrank back as hot lead flew up and drywall floated from the ceiling. His eyes flicked between the hole and the seemingly unfazed girl sitting on the stairs as he gathered himself.
Uh. Hey, I'll just take this. For safekeeping. Maybe I'll put it back in your parents' room or something.
>Stepping neatly over the mess of scotch and glass, the man scooped up the shotgun, and tucking it up against his shoulder, trying to will his dick to not grow anymore as he stared at the skinny girl's breasts, visible behind a loose bra.
W-what's your name, anyway?

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>>11035024
Its not that bad, just search the name of the character you are look for in english and the keep clicking the random kanji tags till you get what you want
works every time for me.

>>11034897
>He could only give the girl a distant glare as she lays the empty gun on the step below her, his eyes slightly shifting downwards a she clumsily slips out of her shirt, her bare, pale chest now in full view.
U-Uhh...
>he hesitates to move forward, instead looking back at the door for a few moments, wondering if it would be best to just bolt right out the door, and never look back. Though, the emptied bottle of whiskey, and the gun being left on the stairs did paint the picture of a desperate girl in need of a quick fuck. The stranger sighs once again, following behind Tomoko, and climbing up the stairs, taking the gun, and empty bottle along with him.

>>11035024
I don't mean negatively, but why not try someone outside of the JoJo universe...

>>11035040
Or look them up on wiki and copy/paste the Jap name

>>11034961
Who's your waifu?

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>>11035053
Because I'm uncreative, Anon, and I can't really think of anyone that I could play really good right now that pops to mind.
>>11035040
I-I'll give it the good old college try.

>>11035040
adorable shrine maiden tummy

>>11034961
Kill yourself faggot.

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>>11035079
thats the spirit

>>11035083
nothing like that.

>>11035079
Don't sell yourself short. You're good enough to have survived this long and have a large list of characters you've played. If Jojo is your passion then I wish you the best of luck.

>>11035091
adorable shrine maiden tiddies

>>11035091
definitely like that

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>>11035105
I guess.

>>11035112
zzz.

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>>11035024
Daiya or Yasuho? I've always wanted to pick up this goddess but not enough art.

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>>11034879
>Comes out of hiding to pat on the had

>>11035133
>Ruffles her hair before she goes back to hiding

>>11035133
>Takes the opportunity to floof Kumi's floof.

>>11035123
those are some cute tiddies to be honest

>>11035133
>Yuki is petted on the head.
Hi.

>>11035123
post shrine maiden armpits

>>11035123
Post shrine maiden butt

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>>11035133
>>11035174

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>>11035164
is everything cute to you?

>>11035174
like this?

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>>11035129
>Yeah. I think I could maybe pull off Daiya, her being nearly blind could be fun.
>I don't think I could give Yashuo justice, though.

>>11035187
I want to fuck Reimu!

>>11035187
I fucking love this artist for some reason

>>11035187
Yep.

>>11035187
This is what a penniless loser looks like!

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>>11035170
>>11035182
Hello, Yuki. Nice to see you stop by.
>Kumiko rubs her head.
>>11035152
Bweh...
>>11035154
Bweh!

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>>11035180
I actually think i don't have a lot of that.
time to fix that.

>>11035207
me too. I have a ton of artist I like though.

>>11035213
fight me.

God damn these threads are pathetic.

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>>11035225
Nice to see you Kumiko. I hope we will continue our chat, one day.
>Yuki purr softly when her head is rubbed.

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>>11035248

>>11035252
Please kill yourself so we don't have to endure any more of your horrible English.

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>>11035305
Nope. I like the sound of your ass being so hurt.

>>11035244
But if I fight you, you'll probably beat me.

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>>11035252
Agreed. I still have the last replies from our last session written down on the side, though it's been so long that it may be better to start a new session instead.

>>11035335
Stay shit, Nozomi. Thanks for butchering a good character.

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>>11035359

>>11035335
Damn, that's a good picture.

>>11035335
>The star
Nice touch

I wish ____ would show up

>>11035305
Niceme.me

>>11035411
Kibbles

>>11035380
Can't wait for your next tantrum where you storm out then come crawling back a few weeks later.

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>>11035337
your point?

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>>11035356
That's an option too.

>>11035359
You have no idea what character I'm going to butcher next. Ermac-kun. Your pain would be delicious.

>>11035447
Do you really want a one sided fight?

>>11035468
Like it would be hard to spot with your shitty generic RP.

>>11035411
Kongou

>>11035475
Shit dude what did an anonymous person on a mongolian basket weaving board ever do to you?

>>11035560
Just trying to keep the shit levels down. Nozomi is complete cancer that spends about 90% of their time circlejerking and blogging and maybe 10% doing terrible ERP.

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>>11035472
I beat of small fairies and Youkai, you think that matters to me?

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>>11035475
>When you can't tell if it's bait or if the person is saying this seriously
This community will be the end of me.

>>11035468
>Nozomi cosplaying as Valentine
I want her to take my temperature sometime

>>11035572
Stop being so butthurt Lupin.

>>11035432
Not even them. Just measuring the amount of discomfort coming from your rectum. There's a lot of it.

>>11035572
What are you talking about? They're always in a session when they're around

>>11035588
It's just some dedicated shitposter spouting inane shit

>>11035613
>They're always in a session when they're around
Like right now? Sure looks like circlejerking and blogging but if that's what passes for ERP these days I'm not surprised.

>>11035411
Jade

>>11035620
Morrigan didn't bite, so you've gotta go for the easy target, huh?

>>11035575
Hehehe you said you beat them off

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>>11035572
Where I heard this? Sound familiar ...

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>>11035663
Yeah guess I'm more tired then I thought

>>11035676
Let me see that ass

>>11035681
Go to bed.
With me.

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>mfw driving out the cancer
You're welcome, ERP.

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>>11035716
But what are we left with? Absolutely nothing.

>>11035716
Good thing they're coming back in a week.

>>11035572
Lupin makes it so obvious when he's scorned.

>>11035716
But nobody asked you to do anything.

Jade

>>11035877
She's asleep.

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>>11035877

>>11035877
kill yourself

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At least wait for me before you start ruining the thread, anons.

>>11036168
whatever you say paul

>>11036168
I love you Peridot!

What do you do when you feel like you're not necessarily burnt out from erp, but not enjoying it as much as you used to?

>>11036263
do something else, try something new
take a break

>>11036263
Jade

Jade is for ______

>>11036280
What the fuck is a Jade?

>>11036295
running out

>>11036295
Fucking dogs

>>11036263
Engage in other hobbies.
Unless this is all you do in which case just turn to shitposting.

>>11035425
Good morning anon.

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>>11035411
Cute female trainers.

>>11036302
mai waifu

>>11035411
Kass

>>11036295
Marriage!

>>11035411
Anyone who I can knock up

>>11036374
I wanna watch Hilda sit on a younger girl trainer's face.

>>11036358
hi

>>11036479

Has your morning or evening been delightful thus far?

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>>11036374
>The loli trainer in a red hat notices the nice older girl who had given her all those nice hugs the other time when she needed them and LEAPS up out of the bushes to return the favour!
Hiiiiiiiiiii!

>>11036507
Yeah, it's been a really relaxing morning. No problems for once.
How about you? Everything alright?

>>11036528

Superb, but I do feel a little out of it. I have forgotten how sleepy I would feel getting up to try and roleplay this early before setting off.

Forgive my curiosity, but might this be an anon I played with in the past or simply a friendly face?

>>11036527
I keep seeing this but don't get the reference.

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Quit droolin' you creep.

>>11036562
Early morning's pretty daring. I've rarely been able to finish a session in one go around these hours.

Both, actually. I wasn't the guy who wanted you to show up but I thought I'd drop a greeting anyway.

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>>11036524
Aah..!
>The flirty trainer was taken aback by younger girl's surprise attack. Interestingly enough, she wasn't one to handle ambushes well. However, after realizing that it was just the adorable girl she'd had consoled before, she returns her embrace with a warm grasp and gentle grin.
Hey there, sweetie! You scared me for a sec! Although, I'm glad you're in high spirits.

>>11036608

Your kindness no matter the reasoning is not overlooked. It is easy to feel a little leery of returning out of the blue, but simply interactions such as these help immensely.

I am use to it , or that I do get use to it after a couple days, you can say that after starting originally as a early bird roleplayer I grew fond of beginning sessions early on before heading out much later. Doing so proved to be the jump start to the day that caffeine of any kind could deliver.

>>11036583
Really can't help it right now. I mean, dressing like that you're bound to attract attention. I don't want to be one of those guys that say she was "asking for it," but you're...you're really asking for it.

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>>11036524
>Comes back out of hiding to give Chichen-chan some headpats
Cutie patootie.

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>>11036611
>Chicken-chan peels her light frame off from the taller girl and gives her a huge dumb grin, showing off all her pearly whites.
Heehee sowwy! When I saw you there Miss I had to catch ya, that's my poke-trainer instincts!
>The tiny girl nods a few times.
Thanks for the hugs back then lady, I've still gotta repay you with..um...more hugs!

>>11036662
Hey if it isn't everyone's favorite mage. It's always a delight to see that familiar writing style of yours. Hope life's been simple and kind to ya

>>11036662
I was a little curious if it was actually you for a moment, but I figured there'd be no harm in checking it out. Glad to know I can help out though.

I can see what I mean. Late shifts and other events got me used to staying up past midnight, but I usually cave in around 4-5 to avoid being exhausted when I gotta head out. It's funny because I tend to start sessions towards the night instead of the day too.

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>>11036676
>As the girl insisted on her silly reasoning all the while wearing such an innocent face, Hilda could feel her blood begin to pump after system. This little girl was just too damn perfect. The more experienced trainer leans herself foward just enough so their eyes meet at the same level as they hold one another.
Silly girl! If you keep hugging me, I'll have to pay you back just as much!
>Hilda squeezes her tighter, pressing their modest chests against each other.
Such loving trainer you are!

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>>11036675
>The loli trainer stands up as high as she possibly can on her tiptoes to greedily get all the headpats she can receive
Awww yis!

>>11036745
>Chicken-chan simply giggles in the warm embrace and happily rubs herself up on the teen. The loli's breasts are barely formed mounds, but she finds the soft bumps Hilda is drawing her into with her hugs pleasant to push up against and snuggles up as closely to them as she can, burying her slyly grinning face in the girl's shoulder.
Welll you're nice and cuddly so..I like you!
>Chicken-chan gazes into the older girls' eyes with nothing but innocent contentment on her round face.

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>>11036771
>>11036745
This was an adorable thing to wake up to!