Scp thread let's talk about mal0, scp-682, and other scps

Unfortunately these threads seem kinda niche thing,
Well one day maybe it'll stick around longer

>>11023213
I've always imagined mal0 only looks scary and genuinely wants to just be a nice friend

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>>11024393
that's what i always thought too

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Good god that pic disturbs that fuck out of me... in a good way.

Why does no one talk about 2999?

>>11024515
Even cuter would be mal0 trying to get you to not freak out at their appearance

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>you will never suit up in protective hazmat gear
>you will never lead SCP-805 out into the authorized recreational area
>you will never show SCP-805 the large exercise ball you had to fill out fifteen documents, and wait six months for authorization, followed by two week observational quarantine to bring inside
>you will never watch SCP-805 happily play, chasing after the ball, pushing it around
>you will never lough as it tries to catch the ball with its gnarled, wooden forelegs only to roll over and flop on the earthen floor with a rattle
>you will never have SCP-805 get back up, unharmed and head up to you
>you will never feel it nuzzle your protective faceplate
>you will never wrap your heavily layered arms around SCP-805 neck and hug it, letting the innocent, yet deadly euclid know it is loved.

>>11025746
i didn't need these feels

>>11029077
woops replied to the wrong post
>>11027760

>>11029077
Don't worry friend, I am working on a silly project that will completely cure those feels.

>>11029224
really? what is it?

>>11029253
SCP (Secured Cuddly Pillows)

It's just a silly dakimakura project, in the same vein as a previously done Fallout 4 daki. 805 is going to be first one because it's silly and a challenge.

>>11029359
oh okay
Nice!
could you show us a preview?

>>11029466
As soon as I get something worth looking at, yes. Currently working on the pose.

Anyone have ideas on what the background would be. Do y'all think there'ed be a collar or some other identifying tag on 805? I mean, it is a living driftwood horse....

Any drawfags?

>>11027247
yes that would be adorable
>panicked about you freaking out they start trying to be funny

>>11029645
lurking, nervous, but willing

>>11030742
SCP 166 femdom of any kind.

>>11030956
do you have a ref image because there isn't one on her SCP page

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>>11031010
This is the most accepted look.

>>11029623
Maybe some kind of meadow for the background
and the collar sounds like a good idea

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>>11031073
That would work! Perhaps that's what the recreational area is. I just wanted something besides a dull white background or spartan concrete.

As for the collar, I'll need to look up common SCP symbols, Number and pictograph warnings, for the tag/plate.

>>11031039
please don't get mad, but i don't think i'm good enough to draw all that hair

>>11031194
It's okay, shorter hair works.

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>>11031142

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>>11034657
>slutty school girl outfit

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>>11023213
https://youtu.be/GsdAVFYjEuA

>>11034657
thanks snowy for all the lewds

how long do you think you'd have to be exposed to mal0 before she starts to manifest in a physical form rather than hallucinations? Do you think she'd still remain invisible to everyone else unaffected by her?

I want a creepy waifu!

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Does anyone have the green of anon getting fugged by a male mal0?

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>>11034657
Whoa nice

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10221457/#q10279184
I still have hope that the unfinished ones will be finished one day

Need more from this guy too
https://pastebin.com/u/DistanceArchitect

>>11039036
Seconding this

Posting my male Mal0 story from the last(?) thread. It's gae, cute and sweet, but in first person narrative, if you don't mind it.
https://pastebin.com/tv3DhwTU

I really do like Mal0 but even the whole of the SCP canon doesn't have enough material or fans on /trash/ to justify having these threads. Id it were actually about the Foundatiom universe/discussing the canon it'd make sense, but all anyone cares about are Mal0 and anthro 682. Which is fine, stay with me for a sec. Because while I'd say these threads need to cool down, I have a better idea.

Let it die. Retool the struggling Monster General into Erotic Horror General that allows things like Xenomorphs since that would be more true to the essence of SCP threads and have more common ground. That's what people here really want: material about spooky yet erotic creatures and characters.

>>11029359
Nitpick, but it should be Security Cuddling Pillows. Security in the context of security blankets/toys, and they're intended for cuddling.

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>>11034657

>>11039036
Which one? There were seven big ones in the thread's heyday

>>11041074
Actually, you have a strong point. I will change it.

>>11044959
I'm just picturing her flicking the light on and off repeatedly, her ghostly voice going "oontz-oontz-oontz-oontz-!"

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>>11043779
The one where anon randomly gets the app and opens it. He starts seeing mal0 at his desk job and gives him a stealth handy. Gets me diamonds everytime.

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DROP EVERYTHING!

You have been caught trying to break into an SCP site and is now a D-class

You are now being used as a test subject for different SCPs to see how you get to fuck it

You are force fed some anomalous Viagra and will be very horny unless you somehow stick your dick in the SCP, regardless how terrible that will result in, or is even an actual object you can fuck, or if it even makes sense

Reply to this post to see what SCPs you get: according to the last 3 digits of your post, you will be tested with SCP-XXX, SCP-1XXX, SCP-2XXX

Bonus: if you somehow can get an SCP-3XXX you also get to fuck it

You win if you somehow survive all SCPs

Bonus if you cum inside

>>11050598
roll

>>11050754

SCP-754
hey look a plant that grows on paper, probably safe to fu-
>personnel with figurative tattoos, brandings, or other decorative body modifications are forbidden from coming within twenty (20) metres of SCP-754, save for participation in approved experimentation.
dammit

SCP-1754
friendly skull that talks to itself, easy peasy

SCP-2754
I was hoping it was the woman but it was the book... she isn't that bad looking but not anything to write home about

My dick survives at least but no MalO :(

Cassie is my SCP waifu.
3DPD a shit.
>>11050598
Roll

>>11039817
I am still here, though I have been rather busy. If the thread continues to live, I will attempt to continue writing.

>>11051335
>SCP 335
>A set of floppy disks containing the entire internet
Does it count if I use it to order a sex toy?
If not I am doomed.
>SCP 1335
>A leaky fortune cookie
Well at least it won't kill me.
>SCP 2335
>A magic DVD
At least I didn't die.

>>11050598
NO REGRETS YOLO

>tfw no male mal0 content

>>11050598
oh boy time to die

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>>11050598
>>11051693
>scp-693
Blah blag blah,
>Encourages its owner to engage in acts of un-reciprocated lust.

>>11050598
roll

>>11051720
>-720
I mean, I could always fuck it without actually putting fuel in it. People've stuck their dicks in cars before and not died or had it ripped off.
>-1720
>neutralized remains of some keter-level satellite
I guess it's not too bad as long as I make sure to avoid any sharp bits of shrapnel.
>-2720
Whether or not I survive this depends on whether or not I have to fuck all of the penguins or just one.

Could be worse.

>>11051742
>Incident 693/P: On ██/██/████, Researcher Cole attempted to have D-693/4523 attune SCP-693-R-12 using a pubic hair from D-693/43. The SCP began to move as normal, then stopped. It tilted its head downwards for approximately a minute, then raised its head to look at Researcher Cole. SCP-693 is reported to have said [DATA EXPUNGED] at which point a clean up crew was sent to the testing chamber. Researcher Cole has been reassigned to medical for psychiatric care, and the two D-class were terminated ahead of schedule.
jej

>>11050598
Well, let's see how deep this rabbit hole goes

>>11052724
>724
So, do i fuck the raccoons, or the anomaly?
>1724
Not even sure where i'd put my dick, do i just rub it on some part of the device?
>2724
Good thing i'm bi, just hope he doesn't black out while i'm fucking him
2 safe class and a relatively harmless euclid
All in all, not too bad

>>11050598
Rollin'

>>11053162
>SCP-162 is a mass of fish hooks, fish line, needles, scissors, and other sharp objects in a rough ball shape close to 2.4 m (8 ft) in width and 2.1 m (7 ft) in height.
Ouch. The whole thing puts some hooks in you whenever you touch it, too, resulting in severe bleeding.

>SCP-1162 is, currently, a hole in the cinderblock wall of Containment Chamber 4 at Site 31. It measures approximately 14.5 centimeters across, and has a variable depth which changes based on the current user.
I guess that's technically possible, just need a fuck-ton of lube and something to not get bits of cinder where it doesn't belong.

>SCP-2162 is a mobile anomalous construct, which consists of a volume of highly concentrated Nitrogen (N2) gas.
RIP

>>11050598
Roll for the laughs.

Spooky

>>11050598
rollin'

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>>11050598
Rolled 396 with random.org
>a teleporting folding chair
>an inactive satellite which failed to destroy jupiter
>a woman made of sugar that physically repulses men within a 50 yard radius
Wow, I really really lucked out didn't I

>>11054445
Could be worse >>11053490 got a murder truck that makes people into ice cream, an autistic kid that makes people into art, and an unstoppable assassin with a bucket head.

>>11050598
fuck yes roll

>>11056426
>toaster
>drill bits
>shoe store
fuck yeah for having a foot fetish

>>11050598
rolll

https://pastebin.com/u7b1skKd

---File Saved---

>This wasn't a good idea.
>Something in your head told you that you didn't have to fight them.
>So you stepped out, around the corner, directly in view of the soldiers.
>And dropped the gun.
>"Contact!"
>"Hold your fire!"
>You let out the breath that you'd been holding for the past few minutes.
>All nine of them had their weapons trained on you, verdant lasers on your chest, arms, legs, and head.
>"Resistant properties, aim for the limbs and neck!"
"Holy shit, guys! Don't fire, don't-"
>Instead of the shots erupting from the men in front of you and sawing you apart, you heard four shots in rapid succession from behind you.
>Blood sprayed from the weak points in the armor of the ones hit, and immediately the corridor was filled with bullets.
>You dropped to the ground, avoiding most of the fire, but the stinging pressure in your left shoulder and calf told you that some wounds were acquired during the short firefight.
>A glance sent to your left showed you the absence of the masked man.
>He left you behind, to the mercy of these soldiers.
>"Report!"
>"One, three, four, seven, and nine are alive. The others are... incapacitated."
>"Where is thirty-five?"
>"Down the west hall."
>You tried to play dead to the best of your ability, but to no avail.
>One of them grabbed you by the shoulder and pulled you up into a standing position.
>The green lights of their low light vision equipment made the surrounding area hard to see as your eyes adjusted.
>"Eight-two-seven-zero," they said, letting go once you were on your own two feet.
>The insignia on their shoulder was marked with a 'VII', reminding you that four of their unit just died.

>>11050598
Rollin

>>11050598
here we fucking go. for science.

>>11057386
>this updated
>flamingskullyesyes.jpg

>>11057487
>487
its a house, a spooky fucked up house, but still just a house. I walk in stick my dick between two couch cushions and fuck them till I cum. then I jack off on the floor of every room. I move nothing and I take nothing. for bonus points I request additonal D class personel and fuck her in the master bedroom. I leave as soon as I cum so I wont be caught when she inevitably takes something.

>1487
a 15 year old hispanic girl named saffron who only sees and interacts with people as skeletons. this one is super easy. I put on a condom or cock sheath. its going to be odd when she clutches at my spine and ribs in ecstasy, but whatever.

>2487
an intangible portal that summons dire wolves from a parallel roman empire to murder our postal workers.

this is gonna get wierd.

okay, well the wolves are killing machines, but they dont act aggressive to anyone other than postal workers. so uh. I suppose i just- yknow. fuck it. or get fucked by it. considering its a giant murder wolf probably the latter. both if it sticks around long enough.[spoiler]This is partly my fetish so, yeah I get off.[/spoiler]

>3487
does not exist.

looks like I won. got to fuck a house, a jailbait mexican girl, and a murder wolf. Yea me!

>>11057386
>You stepped back.
"Yeah, that's the number."
>You heard one of the soldiers behind Seven pipe up, asking, "What do we do about him?"
>"We can't exactly kill him. His properties prevent that."
"Then why were you shooting at me if you knew this?" you asked.
>Once again, you couldn't be killed through the acts of any others, save for one person.
>Who you wouldn't meet here, for damned sure.
>Seven spoke up while lowering their gun, "We weren't aiming for you. The one in the back, the masked one. Oh-three-five. We've been tracking them."
"Are they that dangerous?"
>"You don't know the half of it. Let's get moving after them. One, stay behind and tend to the fallen," Seven ordered.
>"Understood," they replied.
>Then they removed a small container from their vest, a vial of some fluid.
>You were interrupted by someone tossing an assault rifle into your hands.
>After catching it and giving it a cursory inspection, you looked up at who should be Three.
>"You used to be a cop, so let's hope that sense of justice or morality has stayed with you, because we're going to need a helping hand here," they said.
>You still weren't able to tell their gender by their voice.
>It was so synthetic, which rendered that effort that was a practical impossibility.
>The rifle in your hands was also something you've never seen before, a piece of tech that looked as if it were pulled straight from a science fiction story.
>"Fall in behind Nine," Three said, then gave you a prompting nudge.
"Sure."

>>11050598
Here we go.

>>11058093
>SCP-093
Better hope you're not a bad person, anon.

>>11058004
>So you proceeded to follow them.
>It was quiet to an unsettling degree, though the occasional chatter between the soldiers you were following kept the drowning silence at bay.
>Why they had decided to trust you was a mystery.
>They did know about your history as a police officer, and the record that followed you was one that told of your honesty and unshakable sense of morality.
>That didn't mean anything at all, though.
>When you're at the wrong end of a gun, seeing the burst of smoke and light following that click, a fucking sense of justice wasn't going to keep your brains from being splattered out the back of your skull.
>It didn't stop you from being pulled out of the abyss of death, forced back into a body buried beneath ten feet of soil, hard packed dirt, and stone.
>The taste of earth and rot hung in your memory, as well as choking, gasping, suffocating beneath the ground.
>You never stopped breathing, the heart within your chest never stopped beating, and you never stopped clawing away at the ground from below until you tore yourself out from beneath it.
>You weren't allowed to die, not yet, not until that bastard was dead.
>Nine, the soldier in front of you, lifted their hand in a halting gesture once you and the others reached another intersection.
>The following quiet was punctuated with clicking and buzzing sounds that were almost imperceptible.
>"Three, flash out," Nine whispered.
>Instead of Three throwing a flashbang, as you would expect from the command, they strode forwards, not making a single sound.
>They shifted their hand forwards on the rifle, and you heard a single, resounding click.
>It was a rifle grenade, evident by its trademark launching sound, that was launched around the corner.
>An eruption of light, pressure, and sound was emitted beyond that wall, reaching around it just enough that you felt a pop in your ears.
>Nine looked around the corner after the explosion, then shouted, "Go!"

>>11050598
time to roll

>>11050598
Roll

>>11050598
having survived round 1 of the experiment I am given a week to rest and heal before being sent back in.

>>11058265
>265
a car that drives itself and tries to kidnap people so it can scare the hell out of them with horrible visions of the dead.

going to be hard to fuck this one. I might be able to fuck a seat cushion in the back, but probably not. however it looks like Ill probably get out with only minor injuries so long as i dont resist. call it a wash.

if the first roll is under 20 I drowned in the back seat of the death mobile

>1265
a huge basin in the congo that generates dinosaurs. the vast majority of the dinosaurs are non-aggressive so I will pick a less lethal one and uh fuck it.

if the second roll is under 20 I encountered an aggressive species amd died.

>2265
two doctorate historians trapped in a two hour time loop of an italian dinner that ended after 20 years.

well this one is hard, but not impossible. first I am going to take a date and break in to the site. we will have dinner then fuck on the table. If the third roll is under 20 I am stuck for 20 years on this date so hopefully I REALLY like her.

once thats done I will track down both professors and try to fuck them. if they resist well im an athletic young man hopped up on super viagra, they get raped.

>3265
doesnt exist.

lets see if I live

>>11058928
trash doesnt have dice?

>>11023515
>>11023213
>>11024515

Why does that werewolf have a cow skull for a face?

>>11050598
Sbsur
Ehsisbe
Djdi

>>11050598
Well I have in the course of this experiment fucked houses, dinosaurs, giant wolves, cars, Mexican jailbait, and history professors.

After some time in a hospital to recover from minor lacerations and is severely distended anus I will once again submit myself to the experiment.

>>11054352
Back from work, let's see what I-

>SCP-352
>pretty much Baba Yaga
Welp, I'm old woman chow.

>SCP-1352
>sentient dust devil
Well, if it's in a generous mood it might feel interesting, but if it's pissed off, I'm gonna get my dick sand-blasted off

>SCP-2352
>anomalous broadcasts on youtube
What, do I fap to it or-

>SCP-2352-1
>charred (un)dead pseudo-intellectual youtuber
Baba Yaga doesn't sound that bad now.

>SCP-2352-2
>crystalline entity that keeps bringing back the aforementioned youtuber
Is there even a hole?

>>11058990
That's a canine skull and it's because the character's appearance is based off of a fursuit of an undead werewolf.

>>11050598
what does the end of the line look like?

>>11060445
So I fold paper into something fuckable. And fuck a car engine. As well as a rocket powered flying chair.
This could have been worse.

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No dying, not yet. Still gotta finish Mal0non #7

>>11062382
Was wondering if that was ever gonna be finished

>>11058162
Glad to see this continued. I've been checking in on the paste every so often

>>11062593
It's been mostly a debate on how detailed I want to get with it. While we're in a thread about a zombie werewolf, I'm not sure as many people want to see a laboring one

>>11063066
I do. Very, VERY much.

>>11060298
>tfw she's legit sumptuous in that fursuit
She really does look like
>>11023515

>>11050598
Rollllll

>>11050598
Ok

>>11051625
>Anon fucks the internet
I thought this was fictional.

>>11064098
>The Craftsman - a matter-reorganizing, iridium cylinder
>A matter-displacing flashlight that causes no immediate harm to subjects but inevitably damages organic matter at the molecular level
>A nemoir about a spic whose mere presence induces artistic euphoria in thise around him
What did I let you drag me into? Most of these things will turn my dick into jelly.

>>11029359
Does that have anything to do with SCP-042-j?
>Secure. Contain. Pillows.

>>11066257
Actually, never heard of that one, only know some of the big names. Lemme go check

>>11050598
SUre

>>11050598
LETS MAKE HISTORY BITCHES.

>>11069016
>016
I'm lying on the floor in a pool of my own blood and pus no matter how you shake it. Damn.
>1016
So do I try to fuck the murder-apparition?
Ded.
>2016
Cut open doll. Insert dingus. Don't doodle on wall. Not ded.
>3016
I don't even know how to begin to fug a spinning top. Especially if it "applies torque" to any important part of my body.

>>11041034
Why the fuck is everybody ignoring this? We need this.

>>11070065
Because I'm stubborn and I'm here for SCP and nothing else.

>>11050598
Roll

>>11062382
>>11063066
>>11063509
>>11062593
Enough stalling, time to finish this thing
>The flight took no more than a few minutes towards the outskirts of town before the helicopter went into hover and began its descent
>Looking out the side door, the only think you could see was what looked like an old abandoned auto-repair shop on the side of a lonely road
>The moment the copter touched down behind the building, Bob and the troops hopped off, the last ones carrying the stretcher Mal0 was on
>Naturally you followed behind
>The helicopter taking back off into the sky as the group reached the back door
>the inside of the place looked like it had been abandoned for years
>complete with a visible layer of dust
>The men paid it no mind as they made their way towards the old garage section
>The only thing inside was an old busted truck
>Once they were in the middle of the room, they stopped
>It was dead quiet save for the panting and whining of Mal0
>”Shh, it’s ok” you tried to reassure her
>Bob approached the truck and popped open the fuel cover
>Reaching into his suit, he pulled out some kind of metal cylinder with a handle on the end
>Shoving it in the fuel port, he gave it a turn
>The ground shook with the sound of metal groaning as the entire floor began to descend
>It was a hidden cargo elevator!

>>11071462
>You looked up as a new floor closed above you, sealing the opening the elevator had left.
>after a minute, the elevator ground to a halt in front of a pair of blast doors
>after Bob hit a few digits on the nearby keypad, the doors opened
>The doors opened up to a long concrete hallway lined with more doors and the occasional crate down its length
>There were people seemingly in a hurry traversing the hall as your group passed through the chaos
>Finally, a man in a lab coat spotted you and hurried over.
>”One.” He said with a acknowledging nod towards Bob before turning his attention to the furry thing on the stretcher
>”Is this-?”
>”Bad News, yes.” Bob answered.
>”Fascinating! The first documented instance of the app reproducing! So many things we could-“
>”Not now, Othman! You’ve got a delivery to make!” Bob ordered.
>”Oh, yes! Of course! Right this way, to operating room #2!”
>You started to follow, but were stopped by a hand on your shoulder.
>You tuned
>”We need to talk”
>You looked back just as they wheeled Mal0 around the corner
>Her clawed hand reaching out for you
>”Fine, but make it quick.” You demanded
>Bob gave a nod
>”As of 10 pm today, you are officially deceased to the public.”
>You blinked.
>”What?”
>”House fire, faulty wiring, you died from smoke inhalation.”
>”No, I mean why are you telling the world I’m dead?”
>”Anon, you’ve seen SCP. You’ve seen what they’re capable of, what they’re willing to do to get what they’re after.” He said, motioning to the bandages across your chest and shoulder.
>”The only way to get them off your trail is to make them think you’re dead.”
>”So now what?”
>”Well, once we wrap things up here, relocation.”
>”To where?”
>”The White Mountains, an hour north of Fairbanks, Alaska. There’s a nice cabin we have set up and the base of mountain range."

>>11071470
>You stared at him.
>”You want me to become a mountain man in the middle of Nowhere, Alaska?”
>”Not quite, the mountain the cabin is nestled against also houses one of our facilities. Even in the dead of winter, you’ll have support.”
>”Make it easier to spy on us?” You accused.
>”If you’ll allow it.” Bob said flatly
>Before you could answer, a familiar roar tore through the facility, prompting the two of you to turn around
>”We can talk about this later. Go, be with her.”
>You gave a nod before hurrying down to operating room 2
>you arrived just in time to spot Mal0 on a hospital, snapping at the medical attendants
>fortunately, her mood immediately improved when she spotted you, giving a few happy whines
>”AnOn”
>”Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere.” You said, stroking the top of her head
>She held her gaze for a moment before snapping it back forward with a hiss, her black sphere of a belly undulating
>The doctor from earlier came forward, now donned in a facemask and gloves
>”Now then, Miss…Mal0. From what we could tell (before you snapped at us), you are fully dilated. With that said, the next time you feel pain, push!”

>>11071474
>The zombie werewolf gave a nod, breathing slowly as she waited
>it wasn’t long before she suddenly tensed up again and bore down, the doctor counting down the seconds to breathe again
>When the ten seconds were up, Mal0 flopped back against the bed, panting
>”I’m sCaRED.” She whimpered
>”Don’t be, I’m right here.” You reassured her, taking her clawed hand
>She didn’t have time to respond as another contraction tore into her
>This time when she pushed though, the doctor examining between her legs was suddenly splashed with a black vicious substance
>Fortunately his revulsion was brief and was back at his post a few seconds later
>”It’s starting to crown!” He called
>”Almost there” You whispered
>Mal0 didn’t answer, she was more focused on pushing
>She was also putting a deathgrip on your hand
>It wasn’t a question of if she was going to break you hand, just how many bones it’d be
>Her scream through clenched teeth turned to an unholy open mouth roar
>And just like that, there was a splash
>the world seemed to go quiet as you turned to look towards her legs
>Oh so carefully, the doctor raised back upright
>Holding a squirming bundle of ebon fur in his hands
>”It’s a girl!” he declared

>>11071486
>With shaking paws, Mal0 reached out, taking the crying thing into her arms and resting the newborn pup on her chest
>”ShE’s…bEAutifuL.”
>you were in silent awe
>looking a bit closer while she nursed, you noticed a few key differences between mother and dauther.
>She was a werewolf, or whatever Mal0 counted as, but the head was different.
>Whereas Mal0’s head was literally her bare skull, the skull adorning your daughter appeared to be a mere mask that covered the top of her head with clearly distinguished eyelids and ears poking out through the holes.
>”Just like you.” You said
>Once again, she couldn’t make faces, but you could she was flattered as she looked down
>you cupped under her chin and raised her head back up
>”And I mean that.”
>To send the point home, you kissed her right on the front of her bare teeth
>It was a long day, maybe one of the most stressful in your life
>But it was without a doubt the best one you’d ever had

Tune in next time for the Epilogue for Mal0non #7

Anyone get links to the old pastebins?
I lost em

>>11071817
What do you think these are?
>>11039497

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>>11023213
Thoughts about this little SCP animation?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0b2s_ot9_0

>>11072145
Is ok

>>11071462
>>11071470
>>11071474
>>11071486
>>11071496
For those who might have missed it
https://pastebin.com/AC3u7Ntg
Is the beginning

>>11050598
Cmon baby

>>11072145
it's pretty neat

Just an idea i had a while back, could work for stories
SCP-(insert number here)
Class: Safe

Description: SCP-(numbers) is a caucasian male in his early twenties, formerly known as D-(numbers)
SCP-(numbers) seems to have gained anomalous properties after drinking a cup of "safety" from SCP-294, upon further testing, he appears to be immune to physical effects of other SCPs (see reports (numbers)-805 and (numbers)-106) and have a powerful calming effect on more violent scps (see report (numbers)-096
Until further notice, avoid testing with any cognitohazardous or reality warping scps

So, what do you think? Could work as our anon

>>11073049
It's no fun if nothing is dangerous or hostile to anon

>>11073191
But it also prevents guaranteed death with at least 90% of scps
Because that's pretty much always what happens with scps

>>11050598
help me mads, for i am horny and must sin

>>11072300
>>11072515
There should be a new episode in the next few days or week, if you're interested

>>11073049
nice idea

>>11073049
I mean he sorta sounds like a gary stu but I guess it works since it's for stories. I'd ditch the part about nullifying physical effects and make it so that he only has the calming effect.

>>11059425
>425
a tv that shows horrible existential visions to people born on a multiple of 8.
jack off to a static broadcast, get bored, scratch the 8 and infinity sign into penises.

>1425
a star worship book that makes your wishes come true by warping reality.
"I desire the ability to fuck any SCP without harm to myself" in between wierd star cult meditations i will sandwich myself in the book pages and go to town.

>2425
a fifth world church android that is an exact replica of a living person. It is powered by fofth world hymns and rituals, but depowered through specific music and burning SCP 1425.

i grab a copy of 1425 on my way out from fucking and wishing for SCP sex power. I burn it in front of this loser and enjoy his fully organic outer layer.

I win again, but they still wont let me out of this program.

been real lucky so far

>>11074553
Eh, fair enough
Though, ultimately, it's up to whever ends up using them
I'm not much of a writer myself

>>11050598
here we go for round 4!

>>11050598
Let's see if I get lucky.

>>11074861
>861
wow. a giant water drop wreathed in brilliant flames that do not burn. in the presence of the arrogant or wicked it "forces itself into their orifaces" and burns/transmutes them.

Being the least arrogant guy around I politely let the glowing messenger of the divine flow across me. It is doubtful that I get off.

>1861
where do I even start with this fucked up shit. its a mist made of sea water, blood, and spinal fluid that summons an infinitely longer on the inside submarine that disgorges people in diving suits who desperately try to convince you to join them on the ship because you are going to die if you dont.

I suppose my best option is " I will only go with you if you fuck me? a blowjob would work just fine.

I then get either a horrible shock or a very macabre blowjob. possibly both.

>2861
a graveyard where people spontaneously appear inside the buried coffins

this one is sort of straight forward. After fucking all of the survivors and other victims I will be buried in a specially constructed onahole coffin then exhumed.

Ive survived, but my mental state is shaky to say the least

>>11050598
5th month of confinement as D class subject. the researchers wont talk to me still. the other Dclass think they are playing favorites. I try to tell then Im just lucky. they arent listening. I have to go back in.

>>1105059
rollo

>>11050598

ok

>>11077655

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3655
I fuck a guy who shits money, great.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-655
I jerk off in a building.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1655
A tick bites my dick and I forget about it but feel bad?

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2655
A frog.

I guess it could be worse but that doesn't sound fun at all.

>>11072383
Glorious. Good job

>>11079387
Oh no, I'm not the writer, I simply had their paste on hand and decided to link it since they hadn't yet.

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>>11079387
>>11080824
Actual #7 here, thank you for the feedback and for posting the pastebin (still need to update it with this new bit and the final). Down the road I might try to flesh it out into a proper formed story (might dig a bit more into the fetish fuel potential), though that'd be a ways down the road

>>11073049
Good SCPs have to have a draw. Drinking liquid safety could make you immune to anomalous effects, but what if it did so through probability manipulation that causes the individual to be unable to enter a dangerous situation? The effect could also degrade over time and be proportional to how much you drink, with too much causing you to phase out of reality in order to ensure absolute safety.

Of course, that wouldn't work as a self-insert for erotic fanfiction. But it would be more interesting as a mainline SCP. Or as a log entry for 294, adding a huge implication that it can do much more powerful things with the right requests.

>>11064098
Hold up, are you telling me the person who made that fursuit is actually a voluptous female?

Post pics.

>>11039036
I want skull wolf to fuck me

>>11050598
Roll.

>>11081106
Yeah, it really only works for self-insert purposes

>>11081106
A bit more reasonable than phasing out of reality would be that circumstances magically align themselves Final Destination style in such a way that you're completely unable to help people in danger or do anything that would be a potential risk, leading to a life of loneliness and boredom.

>>11080892
Looking forward to it, was one of the first green pastebins I saw from these threads

>>11084001
HA

>>11050598
I want a peaceful death

>>11050598
Ok

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>>11071496
>Two Years Later
>You had just pulled a brisket out of the oven, the aroma of herbs and spices
>time to call everyone in
>you stepped out the back door and onto the deck
>before you lay an expanse of pines, lightly speckled with snow
>”Mal0! Lulu! Dinner’s ready!”
>Silence
>You stepped down the stairs and onto the snowy ground
>paw prints were still visible in the snow
>you knew for sure one of them was nearby
>you took a few more steps forward and stopped
>wait for it…
>You suddenly heard the sound of bark breaking off one of the trees behind you
>You spun around, arms up
>Just in time to catch a black fuzzy thing in your arms
>”Gotcha, you stinker!” you declared

>>11086819
>You daughter thrashed in your arms for a moment, whining in an attempt to bite your arms
>finally, she just drooped a bit
>”Aw man! How did you know I was there!?” she whined
>”Claws. The bark falling gave you away.”
>Lulu just folded her arms in a huff, soured she couldn’t ambush her father
>”One day you’ll get me I’m sure
>No answer, she just looked away. Her turquoise eyes trying to burn a hole in the nearest tree
>”Come on now, I know what’ll cheer you up. Dinner’s ready!”
>She tried to act uninterested, but her split second glance towards you betrayed her.
>”It’s briiiiisket!” You hummed.
>That did it as your ears were treated to a chorus of happy puppy noises, prompting you set her down
>”So where’s Mom? I thought she was playing with you.”
>”She went to go hunting. Said she’d be back soon.”
>Sure enough, you could hear something heavy being dragged through the snow.
>You and your daughter turned to see you Zombie Werewolf making her way towards you through the trees
>Dragging a dead caribou by one of its leg
>”Well that’s food sorted for next week.” You said.
>She just wagged her tail and gave you a lick
>”HeLLo, SWeetiE.”
>Lulu just stuck her tongue out with a “Bleh” at the display of affection.
>”I hAvE OnE foR yoU tOO!” She said, grabbing her daughter and giving her a lick, prompting a happy whine.
>”Ready for dinner?”
>Mal0 took a quick sniff of the air
>”BRisKet?”
>”Brisket.” You nodded
>”PerFEct.” She purred, set the caribou by the house and prancing up the stairs, Lulu following right behind, with you at the rear
>when most people ask you where you see yourself in a year, most would be able give a pretty good guess
>your guess however, would have been off by a mile
>And now, looking back, you were glad to have been

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>>11086834
Mal0
Ver2.0.0
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And that's the end of Mal0non #7. As always, thank you for reading. Until next time when I decide to flesh this thing into a proper story

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>Mal0 is only real in our hearts

>>11072145
This need a full series

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>>11086859
till next time

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>>11086869

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>>11081163
She's not exactly voluptuous, but she's not some hideous hambeast, either. She's lithe, slim.

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>>11087022
Character was called "Breynz", suiter is Tarangryph.

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Unrelated, but here's another suiter with decent taste.

>>11087022
>>11087035
>>11087053
neat

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>>11087061
Breddy nead tbhfam

>>11087022
>>11087035
I must meet this person and hug them

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Last.

>>11087035
>>11087053
>this is the closest thing we have to Mal0 in real life at the moment
is there a way for mal0 to become real

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>>11087098
>>11087107

>>11050598
>344
A can opener, aw jeez
>1344
Goggles with needles in them, aw jeez
>2344
A set of extra dimensional tunnels, maybe I can find something fuckable, if my dick is still in one piece

>>11087111
>>>/tulpageneral/
Ignore the autists that think they're playing with psychological, tumblrheadmate horseshit, the real deal is extremely effective occult practice.

>>11087190
Just discovered there's an SCP 1344-J, it's fucking kool aid man with highly corrosive juice.

>>11050598
Roll

>>11087372
How am i supposed to fuck this

>>11087246
I mean, it was originally a buddhist practice that then resurfaced on /x/, if I'm correct.

>>11087546
Somewhat; Eastern mysticists discovered how to create tulpas, but didnt quite know what do with them (or how to deal with/control them). Western occultism better disambiguates their use, development, and capability.

>>11037222
Everyone gets their own through exposure. They're always invisible to everyone else.

>>11050598
Roll

>>11050598
rolling

>>11087622
How would you go about creating one when you have an existing social life already? All guides I've read mention talking to your tulpa, which makes sense, but that could work only for people who are alone for very long periods of time (lonely night-time job or asocial weebs).

>>11050598
See how this goes

>>11050598
rollur

>>11050598
Just

>>11086859
Excellent job

>>11087834
If you're going by those guides, just talk to it internally.

>>11050598
BENIS WOND BE ATACKED TO ME FOR BERRY LONG :DDD

>>11050598
Rollify

>>11087246
>>11087546
The idea of tulpa stems from a practice in eastern mysticism where you visualize yourself mentally as a form of self-reflection and meditation. A completely psychological process intended to help reach enlightenment.

The /x/ version of tulpa as a means of creating you're waifu inside your head through controlled meditation is not actually "a thing" because your brain doesn't work that way. The people who claim it works on their machine are just full of shit, exaggerate their results, are really good at lying to themselves, or some combination of the three. At best you're talking to yourself while pretending it's someone else, it will never become as convincing as some stories make it out to be.

>>11050598
welp here we go

>>11050598
Here goes

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>>11023213
this one could be good SCP

>>11050598
Bonk.

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>>11094827
"SCP-827 is a semi-solid mass of biologically active human stem cells."

So my first fuck is a Tumblr feminist.

>>11094861
feel bad for you anon

>>11050598
GOIN FOR IT

>>11050598
Rollin

>>11095357
>357 basically a pocket pussy that morphs
Goin strong my dudes
>1357 is an amusement park for romance
wait wha-
>2357 is the piece of paper you read
huh.

>>11050598
Let's go...

>>11095475

>475 = Religious-based cleansing
...I'm not gonna be alright.

>1475 = Dude who has more control of his biology than normal
Probably would kill him, since he needs to focus to live.

>2475 = Pub that catches criminals
I can't even do anything with this... Aw.

>>11092398
You're somewhat tennuously referring to the Indian interpretation of the word. One object to keep in mind is that this singular word has been coopted by multiple traditions to refer to separate - albeit similar - phenomena. The procession of modern western practices derives some inspiration from Indian mysticism, but this more applies to the energy bodies comprising the human form, which are only truly developed and manipulable by practiced occultists. Leadbeater and Besant write extensively about the energy bodies, but some may find Arthur Powell's books more digestible.

>>11095425
3deep5me. Still, I think you've clearly come out ahead this time, Anon.

>>11097782
And no, nobody considers tulpa.info legitimate practice.

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If there's a collection of malo stories somewhere, could someone send me a link?

>>11050598
?

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>>11086859
>>11086834
>>11086819
Wait a minute.

>You're pronounced dead to the world
>Your brother never met his niece
>Your parents never met their granddaughter

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>>11101046
I should have added it but cut it at the last second
>Anon didn't have a brother
>The chapter with his cousin visit got retconned out after someone complained he was too quick to accept that Mal0 was a thing
>Anon's mother has been dead a few years
>His father has Alzheimer's and doesn't even recognize him though he still visited from time to time for his own sake. Was going to have a moment where Bob points it out at the end and states he'd be given some benefits, but cut it since I couldn't get the wording right. Maybe in the "Director's Cut" version it'll get added it

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>>11101241
>The chapter with his cousin visit got retconned out after someone complained he was too quick to accept that Mal0 was a thing
That was me.

>>11093530

>530
Kill me now faggots, puppies are for hugging, not fugging

>1530
Uh, the fuck do I do to a house that doesn't let people in?
>1530-2, or -3
Mutilated animals are not for fug either
Might hate fuck -1 though

>2530
Weird warehouse where abominations that would give Sid from toy story nightmares, reside.
Can't do much with the warehouse itself.
Gonna die, be terribly incapacitated, and or have mind destroyed through sex with said abominations. Won't matter because apparently I'll forget the entire ordeal.

>3530
School inhabited by sentient, 2D hand drawn cartoon animals that can actually move about in 3 dimensional space
Well I mean, if I'm stuck with only the option of the building, then I'm once again out of luck.
Might get somewhere with the characters, provided they don't see me as a sex offender that might go after the kids and murder the shit out of me

Overall completely fucked

>>11050598
swissroll

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>>11050598
Lets do this

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>>11050598
pls gib hot wolf bf

>>11050598
Ok.

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A bump

>>11086898
The creator of this little gem just started this series. He's mostly active on twitter though, he's Aussie so not a lot of political posting from him but he does meme quite a bit.

>>11105126
i can easily see that on adultswim