/ERP/ Thread Early morning sleepy hours. Previous: >>11015117

The young Anon slowly opens his eyes as he wakes, debating if he should stay awake or simply go back to sleep.

>>11019890
The young Anon has a fucking fridge thrown at him.

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Good night.

>>11019908
Night.

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>>11019890
Young?

Looking for ideas for a new folder, anyone have something in particular they wanna see?

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>>11019945
Kyonko

>>11019894
>The young Anon rolls over and regrets calling the Ghostbusters when he first suspected a poltergeist, several weeks ago.
Prissy little emo fuck!
>He curses at the bothersome ghost, after pulling the blanket over his head in an attempt to fall back asleep.

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>>11019945
Hildazard.

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>>11019964
Seconding this

>>11019940
I didn't really intend for it to be super young, just not old. Whatever floats your boat, though.

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>>11019945
Do a Momo

>>11019945
Phantasma

>>11019997
>Balls on Mika
but why

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>>11019890
Go to sleep young one. It's dangerous at night

>>11020005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4
Video very relevant

>>11019964
>>11019977
>>11019981
Aight, might make these two.
Should be fun, accepting any other ideas thrown at me too.

>>11020041
Lol, I love this shit!

>>11019997
>trap Mika
Sweating intensifies

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>>11020005
Why not?

>>11020080
If there were more pics, I would

>>11020037
I can handle myself just fine. Thank you though.
>boop

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>>11019945
Laid-back tired NEET girl

>>11020094
It's alright, Anon. It simply gives me something new to search for.

>>11019945
Can usually check out those 'post avas you wanna see played' posts + replies and see if they peek your interest

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>>11020124
Have a good nut~

>>11020118
>NEET girl with tits like that
Sign me up.

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>>11020180
Most of the art with her is paizuri too.

>>11020269
You gotta gimme the artist dude

>>11020274
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=nao_%28ritsancrossover%29

>>11020302
Thank you veeery much

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dead hours

>>11020318
Yes frog goddess, it is.

>>11020318
While you're right, I learnt quite a bit these past few threads so there's at least that.

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>>11020375
what did you learn? share

>>11020386
Nah nothing ground breaking, just stuff that caught my eye.
Like after those trap Mika pics, I'm now wondering what an actual trap Mika would be like. I also learned that Mettaton is for homo lewding apparently.

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>>11020416
Honestly a bunch of undertale characters get the same treatment, its a bit odd.

>>11020434
What treatment? Being turned gay? I mean, I think Homestuck went through the same thing as well as most things that get extremely popular within certain communities. I like gay shit myself, but it can be a bit off putting at times if it's oversaturated.

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>>11020416
The artist is Dross in case you never got it from them, by the by

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>>11020518
Yeah that. Nothing wrong with it since they are fictional characters. There is just a ton of art like that, guess its to be expected.
Never thought I'd see a gay skeleton in my lifetime though.

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I want to make a dominant male fox character. His sister is called Melissa (meaning bee). His mother is called Flora. What should I call him?

>>11020416
I always thought that Metaton was supposed to be a trans character. Cause, spoilers, I guess, in the game he's originally a male ghost that ended up in that pop star looking robot body. And his room is all pink and filled with cutesy stuff and his journal talks about how he wants to change in some form when Alphys wants to build a body for him.
So I always seen that as him wanting to dress more feminine and do girly stuff.

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>>11020562
Do you want to have the name to have meaning or just a name?

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>>11020579
I want it to have at least some meaning, I guess. A bird name would complete the birds and the bees thing, but I was thinking something more aggressive like Wasp, but that's a shitty name in general. The family's last name is Butterscotch, if that helps any.

>>11020562
Felix, maybe?

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>>11020591
Everything I'm finding is for girls
What language are you using as an esthetic

>>11020532
Thanks Anon! I got some of their stuff already so it's good to have a name now.
>>11020552
If it's vaguely masculine it can be gay.
>>11020570
Well I guess that explains the homo bit.

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>>11020598
Felix sounds more like a feline name.

>>11020601
Current choices I have lined up:
-Hawk Butterscotch
-Raven Butterscotch
-Phoenix Butterscotch
-Falcon Butterscotch
-Eagle Butterscotch
-Horus Butterscotch (not affiliated with Chaos...yet)
-Wasp Butterscotch
-Pollen Butterscotch

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>>11020627
I found a webite
http://www.britishbabynames.com/blog/2011/10/bird-names.html
a few names that stood out to me were
-Falk
-Ari
-Arne
-Ezio
-Merlin

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>>11020640
I think I've decided on Horus Butterscotch, although Falk does seem alluring. Thank you for your help! Time to go write an incestual backstory.

>>11020693
>incestual backstory
Which women from his family are we talking here? Mom, sister, aunt? All of them?

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>>11020702
Mom. He tries going after his sister, but she's a prude cunt. I might even hint at him topping his own dad!

Mom in question: https://www.f-list.net/c/flora%20butterscotch/
Sister: https://www.f-list.net/c/melissa%20butterscotch

>>11020702
>Not having an incestual three-way relationship with your hot sister and milf mother
If only

>>11020710
>Topping his own Dad.
C'mon Anon don't do this to me.

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>>11020725
Flora's husband is canonically a meek bitch, and Horus will not be /his/ son.

>>11020710
How's your experience with RP-ing on f-list? Is it worth giving a shot?
Also, how does it work? Can you RP on the site, or is that more of a meet-up spot, so you can find other people?

>>11020710
>cuck shit

>>11020732
Well it sounds good Anon, even if you only hint at it. I'm a sucker for gay stuff.

>>11020738
It has a pretty good chat system, and while there's tonnes of normies about, there's still a few people interested in properly roleplaying. I'd advise it, if you know how to keep the shitters away.

Have one of my other characters, with actual art pertaining to her and only her.
https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa

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>>11020747
It's best to post an overaged version on 4klan, I suppose.

Post cards

>>11020710
>Flora
>Those fetishes
>Those descriptions
God damn, I hate to admit it but I'm into it.

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>>11020777
The feeling is probably mutual, anon. There's little she's not into.

>F-list shit
Fuck off.

>>11020807
>p-please stop discussing roleplaying in a thread about roleplaying

>>11020570

I think a lot of artists like to keep it vague or do either gender for MTT.

Hope some will be on later tonight.

uh to the nsa guys monitoring my activity and shit on the internet let it be known that i think this is gay as fuck and i only come here because of morbid curiosity

please give this information to my future employers, thank you

no offense meant for the regulars of this thread but i just want to let the nsa guys know

>>11020795
I'd be interested in trying out some degenerate cuck stuff with her, but I don't have an F-list and the best I could probably do is make some generic, short description OC. I'm tempted, at the least.

>>11020816
F-list is unrelated to these threads. Do not discuss F-list here.

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>>11020845
Just mention this thread, and I'll be lax.

uh to the nsa guys monitoring my activity and shit on the internet let it be known that i think this is gay as fuck and i only come here because of morbid curiosity

please give this information to my future employers, thank you

no offense meant for the regulars of this thread but i just want to let the nsa guys know

>>11020852
>roleplay is unrelated to the roleplay thread
lmao your just mad because they do it better and get more yous

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This is what roleplaying on f-list looks like.

>>11020868
Do not bring up F-list roleplays in these threads, or else. Last warning.

>>11020860
Good to know, I might make something simple then and message you some time soon. Any preference over whether the OC is human or a fox or whatever, or does it not matter? And is erping through messages/notes fine, even if it's longer/slower to do?

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Why does there always have to be one asshole who hates fun? Like, did he get banned from f-list or is he just not good enough of a roleplayer to be accepted in that community? Pretty pathetic to be quite honest. You boys enjoy your thread with that guy around, I'm out.

>>11020905
>Why do I get told to shut up and leave when I bring up Mario Galaxy in a Witcher general???

>>11020877
>you like this

>>11020905
>furry
>those fetishes from earlier
>immediately reacting like this off of one guy disliking the site after all that help and interest
Maybe the jews and Mecha were right afterall

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>Wake up
>Trap Mika and Hildazard
Christ. Sometimes life IS cool

>>11020958
>posts in trash
>complains about furry

Why are F-listers so thin skinned?

Oh, right, because the site encourages echo chambers by allowing you to interact with only those who share the same opinions as you.

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>it's another morning of furries

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>>11021048

>>11021038
Better them than the pedophiles over at /tlhg/

>>11021061
I'd take it if it meant I could ball in a Leni desu
and she's legal in most of the free world

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>>11021038
>Stabs your skelly to death

It's time to wake up ERP.

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>>11021139
I'm awake!

>>11021057
Lol

>>11021154
Canada is cute.

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>>11021242
Thank you mister!

>>11020918

I am loving this meme

Anyone here?

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>>11021339
Looks like everyone went to shit up that flist thread. Or they're at work.. most likely that second one.

>>11021347
So DMG do you wear panties with that costume?

>>11021347
Hey DMG what's a kink you've been meaning to try for a while but just can't get around to it?

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>>11021339
(Hai, working and lurking)

>>11021353
Soooome times. Do you wanna gamble and see for yourself?

>>11021357
Hmm. Been awhile since I used my magic to give myself animal cock, knot, horse, and even tentacles are fun to play. I used to have a guy for that.. we don't talk anymore.

>>11021369
>Licks every inch of not slime covered skin on Gazers stomach.

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>>11021375
IMAGES

>>11021375
Of course I want to see DMG.

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>>11021377
(Lewd and rude.)

>>11021384
Lewd and worship. I'm making your working life more interesting.

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>>11021379
>Spinning around her skirt flies up, giving him a peek at the little bits of flesh hidden under it, her soft bottom and her tight little slit just being seen for a moment before she stops again, letting the skirt hand down.

>>11021392
Wow no panties. So why aren't you wearing panties?

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>>11021401
>Shrug
Feel nice. I like the breeze!

>>11021413
Why do you like to dominate men?

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>>11021389
You're definitely making it something, alright. Why the worship though?

>>11021430
Gazer needs to subject men to keep her Smug meter at max. Also Gazer has a great body and I wanted to lick it without dying. Everyone has ulterior motives.

>>11021419
Why do you do this?

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>>11021419
Why do you like to breath? It's just what I do.

>>11021444
What should a male do for their mommy?

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https://youtu.be/aQ4fmb1TeLU

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>>11021455
Be a good boy and do whatever she says!

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>>11021437
It's too early and there's no coffee in sight. And that's a lot of sight to be missing from. Minimum 65% smugness achieved. Do whatever you want though nerd, to early to care.

>>11021483
Don't reply to Paul.

>>11021077
Go back to bed woman.

>>11021475
And if his penis gets hard?

>>11021479
>want crisps now
>no crisps in the house
damn you gazer

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>>11021496
But I'm working and nuzlockeing.
... I named them after musics.

>>11021497
I guess Mommy will have to take care of it now wont she?~

>>11021505
And how will mommy take care of it?

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>>11021508
I have a list of ways. Maybe I'll let him hump my big soft butt. Or my pale tits, maybe I'll stick a finger in him and milk his little prostate~

>>11021523
And will you tell him how good he's been?

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>>11021504
Crisps are great. Go and and snag a bag.
...
Make it a double so I can have one too.

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>>11021535
IF he's good. Sometimes the little boys like to try and squirm away, then I gotta punish them!

>>11021536
Maybe if you say please.
And put more coffee on so I can drink when I get back.

>>11021542
How about if he did something like watching mommy getting dressed?

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>>11021547
How about asking Mommy 50 questions? Because that's pretty bad too.

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>>11021543
Never. I'll just steal yours when you get home then.
And we're all out so snag some of that too.
Also, shower drain's clogged with slime. Might wanna get on that before it backflows.

>>11021547
Wasted

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Thread's a real eye-opener tight now, huh?

>>11021562
....Why do I still let you live here.

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>>11021626
>tight
Phoneposting will kill me one day.

>>11021626
>tight
Have something on the mind, Periposter

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>>11021628
I'll give you one hint.
>She makes a hand phone and holds it to her face.
"Mr. and Mrs. Anon, I feel it's my civic duty to inform you of your son's Google search history.
'What is a feminine penis?'
'Taiwanese ladyboys getting blacked'..."

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>>11021648
J-Just a typo. I already pointed it out.
G-Go away.

>>11021679
So do you post about things being tight enough that auto correct kicked in?

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>>11021707
No, I don't have auto-correct on because I don't hate myself that much just yet.
It was a TYPO because the R and T keys are close to each other and my finger accidentally clicked T instead of R

>>11021668
...Okay one my parents have practically disowned me already.
And number two I didn't know what that word meant then.
Fuck it. You want anything else. Because if you don't say it you're just going to yell at me about it later anyway.

>>11021744
I can't believe my little peri is this lewd

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>>11021744
I 100% believe you
Maybe 96%
Okay 20%

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>>11021778
Hold up, I got a list.
>She puts on her reading glasses and clears out her throat.
Two pints of mint chocolate ice cream
Waffles and syrup
Starbursts
Pringles, at least 12 cans
Cinnamon rolls
Cheddar bay biscuits
And a Nintendo Switch with Fate/Extella

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>>11021789
There is absolutely nothing lewd in that picture.
>My little peri
W-What the heck did he mean by this?
>>11021792
It is the TRUTH and you are a fool to believe otherwise.
Also hey, that's a nice lewd. Personal favorite.

>>11021822
>Personal favorite.
See now I believe you even less
Post another personal fave while we're here

>>11021822
Do you ever do lewd rp with peridot?

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>>11021822
Now I kinda want to RP some Peri x Pearl.

>>11021819
...Woman do you think I can afford a switch.
I can barely hold onto your cravings and drain cleaner.
>Deep breaths, cleansing breaths...

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>>11021843
>post another
Pfft, fine, but not 'cause you told me to.
>>11021849
Meme answer? Yeah, what do you think I'm doing?
Real answer? Kinda fell outta that. I pick up a few images of some character every now and then, do one session, then dump them forever.
>>11021859
Shame Pearl wouldn't ever ever do it because she's as autistic as I am.

>>11021822
>tfw no teacherdom pearl gf

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>>11021038
heh guess we can't help it.
i much rather have furries than pedos. after all, furries are also pretty FURiendly

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>>11021884
Fine, then a gamepad and Extella for PC.
I'll be waiting nerdass.
>[Couch lounging and snacking intensifies]

>>11021913
your jokes are fucking shit sans

>>11021913
>implying both don't frequent the threads
You can bitch all you'd like, but both of those groups are highly resilient to shitposting

>>11021885
I was expecting more stuffing, but some oral slutting is good too
Take care dumb Periposter

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>>11021937
>more stuffing
boy do I got some stuffing stuff.
B-Bye, you... d-dumb anonposter.

>>11021915
...Better get a cuddle sesh when I get back. Or your ass is metaphorically grass.
>Slam door on the way out.

>>11021954
post the full one i forgot to save it and it'll fill the void of tfw no diamond ava

>>11021957
Don't say sesh.

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Have a good day /erp/

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>>11021957
Yeah yeah. I'll let you touch fluffy tail eventually dweeb.
>She snickers and flips on the TV to veg out in front of, taking from a hidden stash of chips.

>>11021967
Blow me.

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>threads are so dead people are trying, and failing, to hit up Paul and Peridot every single chance they get

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>>11021966
Fine, here.
>no diamond ava
why don't you play one then? Dumb anon.

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>>11021922
call them what ya want, i got thick skin

>>11021970
good day back atcha

>>11021985
>why don't you play the thing you want to fuck
GEE BILL MAYBE BECAUSE IF I WANTED TO MASTURBATE I'D JUST DO IT MYSELF

>>11021978
>He eventually returns, dumping a pile of groceries bags on the other unceremoniously.
Go nuts.

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>>11021992
Then why don't you just go and masturbate?
You don't need permission from someone else pretending to be someone else. Just stop being a fag and do it, fag.

>>11021983
I wanna hug a Shoebill.

>>11021983
here (you) go. Feel free to use the noose now.

>>11021970
b-but what is he going to do with the girl? skeletons don't have penises

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I wonder what goes through the minds of the retards who try starting a session with paul/peridot

Do you know that you're not gonna get anywhere?
Do you enjoy being rejected every single time?
Do you not realize you're only encouraging them to stay?

I mean, I'd say about half the "anons" who respond to them are actually just either of them samefagging, but it still doesn't account for the actual faggots that try and getting something out of them.

>>11021970
Have a good one mr. skeltal
sorry beefed up that rp from last night, hopefully can pick up again some time in the future

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>>11022002
Thanks bae.
>While she's already coated in empty bags and crisp crumb, eyes start to glow and pick a can of Pringles out, sliding them into her endless maw and she munches like a woodchipper.
Youf da besht

>>11022015
>why don't you just go and masturbate
MAYBE I WILL ASSHOLE.

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>>11022039
No posting sad Jerichos

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>>11022058
Jericho wouldn't want any part of this hot mess, dmg.

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>>11022054
Maybe you should. You sound pretty stressed out my man.

>>11022039
Armbar

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Now I'm a little more awake, I can antagonize everyone here a little better.
>>11021990
A skeleton? With thick skin? That pun's dead in the water.
Whip up another one, jiangshi, I'm dying to see one that actually taps on my funny bone.
>She confuses one undead for another, but the point is put across, she gusses.

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>>11022066
Well... You're not wrong.

>>11022049
Damn right I am.
>He plops down next to her, nabbing one of the cans while she's distracted.

>>11022082
Where is my Kumano?! I must give her pets!

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>>11022058
This thread sickens and saddens Y2J.

>>11022099
He needs to go back to Toronto!

>>11022067
Immediate family likely dying and probably developing migraines'll do that

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>>11022099
STOP. IT'S NOT FAIR

>>11022106
HE'S FROM WINNIPEG YOU IDIOT

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>>11022106
I'm from Winnipeg you idiot!

I miss everyone who'd show up in the early hours, especially now. I'd gladly take idle chatter over this bullshit.

>>11022119
You have to make Roman Reigns look strong

>>11022118
Nice blog

>>11022124
>this bullshit.
what is "this bullshit"?

>>11022118
>>11022119
What's a Winnipeg you idiots

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>>11022097
>She shrug and tilts the can back like a shot, emptying it completely before stretching out and putting her feet in his lap. She yawns and tiny arms raise.
So what'd you want again nerd?

>>11022140
This
>>11022067
>>11022054
>>11022032
>>11022015
>>11021992
>>11021985
>>11021983
>>11021980
>>11021954
>>11021937
>>11021885

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>>11022132
I thought I got that job pinned on Strowman!

>>11022157
Average thread posting. Nothing interesting.
Just use a filter. If you don't know how to use a filter, well, you deserve it.

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>>11022098
Too lazy to find the dog for you. I'll certainly send you to the shrine though.
>A door opens behind the anon. The air pressure difference was enough to suck him in, leading to behind the Hakurei Shrine. Once again, it closes and disappears once he's through.

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>>11022082
oh is that so? i found that pretty humerus.
but tibia honest i'm not here to entertain you kiddo.

>>11022151
...Take it a promotion from foot stool is out of the question.
>A groan, prodding one of her feet. Her slime no doubt ruining a perfectly good pair of pants. Fuck.

>>11022169
Nope Vince wants everyone to lose to Roman

>>11022173
>just filter someone known to post anonymously
Are you the filter retard? Do you know how 4chan works?

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>>11022169
I want Jericho to break my walls down!

>>11022183
Maybe he means mentally fileter, as in just ignore you giant fucking baby.

>>11022183
>can't filter
You make your bed, anon.

>>11022184
You don't even deserve James Elsworth

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>>11022182
>>11022184
I'm suddenly realising that my wrestling folders are better organised and more used than my RP folders.

>>11022186
I'd rather you just do the one good thing you're still capable of, and kill yourself, Peridot.

>>11022184
You little slut

>>11022202
not even coprite or whatever but keep whining it's just as productive as the shit you're whining about i'm sure

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>>11022179
Kiddo? I'm a bit hoppin' mad from that. Have you not heard of my many names in the outside world, or have you lived under a rock?
And let's be honest, those are a bit better. At least the spirit's still living, right?
>She totally didn't intend the second one.

>>11022177
>Anon is surprised to see the door appear behind him, but grows fearful once it starts to draw him in. He tries to run away, however, he's swept off his feet before his foot ever reaches the ground. He lands with an "Oof" on the path to the shrine, and is left dumbstruck as to what had happened to him.
Thanks, I guess!
>Anon shouts as the door fades away.
Now to find that guardian...

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>>11022202
I stopped posting a little while ago though and I'm just lurking now.
You sound agitated.

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>>11022196
Delete.

>>11022200
>tfw don't have my Big Show shitposting folder anymore
It hurts.

>>11022206
DON'T JUDGE ME

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>>11022180
I mean, it's all about having the balls. How far you looking to move up?
>Her legs cross over each other, heels digging against his thighs as slime does indeed spread all over his pants.

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>>11022243
My favourite folders are my Miz and KO shitpost folders personally.

>>11022243
i'm kinkshaming you

>>11022243
You're like the WWE Divas of 2011

>>11022261
If I had to make an estimate...
>He grips her ankles, yanking her forward, rump now situated in his lap.
I can work with this for the moment.

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>>11022281
KO is my mans. Good taste.

>>11022282
STOP

>>11022286
How DARE you.

Who do you miss the most, /erp/?

>>11022313
Kibbles, every time.

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>>11022223
well gee, guess not. but you do look like one either way, shorty.
>at least the spirit's still living
heh

>>11022281
Do you have a list?

>>11022313
Definitely Morrigan.

>>11022313
(whoever the thread hates the most at this given moment so as to accumulate further (you)s)

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>>11022311
A simple man of simple pleasures.

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>>11022293
Going from footstool to chair by force? I'll allow it.
>She leans back and messy, greasy hair mattes against his shirt as she continues to stretch and wiggle to get comfortable.
I can work with this.

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>>11022311
>stop
Make me~

>>11022335
...Really shoulda fixed the shower before doing this. Eurgh.
>He wraps his arms around her middle, seemingly indifferent to any further mess it was causing.

>>11022313
A lot of people, but they're probably better off not being here. Probably Jakuri, though.

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>>11022324
I definitely try.
Okina Matara, the God of Hindrances, Noh Performance and Outcasts, and one of the sages that created the mythical Hakurei Barrier. You would be?
>She still is acting pretty hammy, even after Reimu put a cap into her.

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>>11022327
...

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>>11022334
I'm saving that one.

>>11022352
Uhm... Please stop?

Blep.

Blop.

>>11022369
>I just made the list!
Marble Kekkers, Part of a complete breakfast

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>>11022356
Should've, but you're an idiot. Besides, I'd just clog it up again.
>Little feet kick and stretch as a soft, pliable butt molds against his lap, squishing into his groin.

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>>11022376
Here's another for the road.

>>11022397
...Gettin' you hair product or something. This shit's nuts.
>He yanks her closer with a quiet hum, bulge rubbing against her rear in the process.

>>11022402
>Scratches under the titty monster's chin.

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>>11022411
You could, but I make enough slime you'd just be wasting even more money.
>As she's snugged up close, she relaxes, even as she feels the bulge prod against her. Eyes droop and lay against the cushions and tail swishes against his stomach.

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Hope you've all been well

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>>11022367
okina huh? nice to meetcha~
the name's sans. the skeleton.

UUUNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH IM GONNA NUT

>>11022445
That shit even good for anything besides makin' messes?
>He yanks a stained (but surprisingly still soft) blanket over the two of them, yearning for butt stuff overridden by gosh darn adorable she was when asinine demands weren't in the equation.

>>11022446
>Kissus the Fronk

>>11022313
Peridot.

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>>11022313
Erica
Liru
Mom
Dad
Grandpa Nagasaki

>>11022313

Morrigan. And Yoko.

And Raiju.

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I wanna rp getting teased and fugged by tentacles/tongues/.. but I don't even know how that would work and i'm already embarassed typing this post.
i'm weird.

>>11022451
bone me daddy

>>11022533
fuck the frog girl from boku no pico or whatever

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>>11022451
I can tell that much. Pleasure to meet you, Sans. How abo-
Oh for crying... Mai is getting antsy about something back in Gensokyo again. Something about a second barrier? I'll have to catch you later, Sans, it's a pleasure taking a break with your company.
>She walks behind Sans and opens a door on his shadow. A great sense of unease emanates from the door, but it was soon gone, along with Okina.

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>>11022541

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>>11022533
>>11022545
Keru?

>>11022446
hey fronk. how you been?

>>11022575
Boutta keru ya fucking tits off.

>>11022575
Tyusu is breast girl.

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>>11022604
>>11022619
You're like a pair of Minetas...

>>11022632
N'aww I'm just kiddin'. C'mere. ...Might uh. Might wanna put a shirt back on first though.

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>>11022581
Coming off a rough patch, I'll live. How are you, kitten?

>>11022654
been better myself. good to see you around.

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>>11022446
>he dangles downwards, hanging upside down from his web, right behind her, a puzzled look visible on his mask as he stairs at the back of her head
Looking for trouble, Felicia?
Hm, you look different...

>>11022654
frong, ignore spiderman.

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>>11022696
BEGONE, SPIDER-THOT

>>11022711
What did Spiderman do wrong?

>>11022719
Exist

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>>11022462
(Sorry, got snagged)
...Lubricating things? Stopping doorhinges from squeaking. Creating frictionless surfaces... Plenty of stuff.
>Big butt wiggles against him more, making cheeks separate and encapsulate his bulge, warmth radiating from her and against slime soaked pants.

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>>11022719
(Besides trying to ERP and be respectful and helpful whenever I can, I'd like to know that myself...)

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(Here I am for a bit, not doing anything in particular.

Mostly feel like doing a bit of stuff with Freya before slowing down with her.)

Nina <- Dead
FP <- Dead
Sponty
Kibbles <-Dead
Shy
Trixie <- Dead
Faye <- Dead

Who's next?

>>11022734
I can hear the words forming into a fedora around your greasy hair

>>11022739
Definitely Morrigan.

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>>11022747
Wow, you're right! Check it out!

>>11022575
you're too cute and i would feel bad about being fugged by you
frog grill is for cuddles and headpats

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>>11022685
Back atcha, Nonny. I'm around if you want to RP or anything.

>>11022696
>Without missing a beat, Selina unholstered her whip and whirled around, cracking the leather length at the web holding him up and yanking hard enough to snap it.
I think you might have the wrong cat, young man.

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>>11022739
I'm not dead

>>11022769
Your banter has earned my respect, Supaidah Man

>>11022736
I wanna trim Freya's claws

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>>11022778
>too cute
N-Not Tsuyu too.

>>11022795
yes you are
go back in your coffin
dumb faye
>anon starts shoving Faye back into her coffin

>>11022728
...Put some of that shit in a jar. Gonna see if I can pawn it off at the next farmer's market.
>One of his arms pulls away from her, a slight squelch and clunk of a metal buckle hitting the ground denoting his pants have been removed.

>>11022813
>Pats Ochako's head
Don't worry, I'll fug you one day.

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>>11022811
"I... what? My claws are fine as they are now."
>She's really not sure about this. Besides, she likes her claws how they are.

>>11022813
The only court approved lewdable heros are Midnight, Mt Lady, Pinky, Momo and TOORU

>>11022826
They are way too long and sharp and you are gonna hurt someone with them

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>>11022823
R-Really? Promise!
>>11022827
Aw... I don't wanna be pure!
>Ochako pouts.

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>>11022827
Thanks for reminding me to finish making my Momo folder.

I wish _____ would show up

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>>11022819
>With a sigh she lays back in her coffin, crossing her arms in a pout before the little light bulb above her head goes off.
... Wait, why do you already have a coffin and a grave for me?

>>11022853
mommy

>>11022853
TND

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>>11022822
You're going to sell a girl's slime to strangers? You're a pervert and a demon.
>She feigns disdain, feeling every bit of his movement under the blanket as he takes off his pants. Supple tush squishes back up against his underwear as she snickers back at him.
First chair, and now you're trying to work your way to vibrator? Isn't that a big leap for such a small minded man?

>>11022853
Applejack

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Don’t be afraid of the knife
Sometimes you have to cut the limb to survive

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>>11022836
"Isn't that the point of claws? To fend off attackers?"
>Then again, she does keep a spear on her person. But, if she were ever disarmed, at least she wouldn't be defenseless.

>>11022837
Go back to /c/ you marshmallow

>>11022837
Promise, because Ochako is my favorite.

>>11022881
Yeah but then you're gonna fuck up a lover's back if you grip too hard
Or their dick if you rub it the wrong way

Unless you want that I guess

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I have not started the starter

https://youtu.be/vq9GfM9DGc8

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>>11022793
>before he even has time to process her silhouette from the back, he finds himself with his own back on the ground, realizing his spider-sense blaring too late, a loud UMF as he hits the concrete
>he looks at her from below, her athletic and beautiful body hugged tight by the leather outfit, with a nice view of her legs from where he stands
Ouch... No kidding! The cat I know doesn't play around with whips.
>"She also had her zipper pulled way lower than you..." he thought to himself, a frown in his eyes
>with incredible speed, he jumps to his feet, doing a back-flip to gain some distance from her
Name's "Spider-Man". Sorry for the misunderstanding, it's just that I don't know many beautiful women dressed as cats around here, miss...?

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Making a Pokemon Trainer folder.
Is this dumb hippy taken by anyone?

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Have a good day everyone!

>>11022868
Had to go to three stores for those damned biscuits. I think I deserve some upward mobility. Might even make it to 'pet' before the week's up.
>A quiet snicker as he bucks slightly up at her, the filthy clothed bulge rubbing against the plush rear.
Gonna finish unpacking, or too lazy?

>>11022906
I don't think any generic trainers are being used other than maybe-hm-someday

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>>11022906
>Best type
I haven't seen one. Go for it!

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>>11022929
She's a Trial Captain in S/M.

>>11022932
Will do, she's got one of my favourite designs of all the Pokegirls.
[spoiler]And I like roleplaying as dopey characters. (Comes naturally to me.)[/spoiler]

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>>11022893
"You're speaking as if I don't have any self-control. Besides, a hi-potion or two will fix that up."
>She pauses for a moment, looking aside.
"...And if you ask me to prove my self-control on your dick, well... don't."

>>11022918
Cute boat!

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>>11022919
You gotta point
>Tiny hands snag at his waistband and tug, pulling his underwear down past his knees and letting the silky smooth, pale skin completely surround his rod as she made herself comfortable again.
There. Everything finally unpacked.

>>11022940
Oh. Spaced and thought she was some painter one. Pretty sure there's a painter generic.
Also I haven't played anything past gen4 that isn't a spin-off.

>>11022918
I want to fuck Iowa!

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>>11022940
I like her a lot too. Can't wait to see her around. Enjoy!

>>11022954
>and then they buttfucked and bant'd because anon actually has to go to the store now
>he will not receive slimy assjobs irl
>he is very of sadness