HG THREAD
We're getting a divorce edition.
Okay NOW post your ava walls and what you're listening to.
>>11015717
i am watching anime and then going to sleep probably maybe
>>11015717
what do you mean
>>11015717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=058BKcu_ruc
>>11015717
Nothing.
>>11015717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WJAt2FWSxw
>>11015670
>Kyouko grips her spear as the man pulls a weapon out of his bag, but eventually drops her guard once and for all as she takes up a more casual demeanor
Seems like I was right about you buddy, you're not a bad guy at all... Just a little naive maybe.
If I'm still alive in the morning, I might just take back what I said and owe you one...
>The redhead lays back onto the ground, closing her eyes as she starts to doze off
...Maybe.
>I can host one if you guys want.
>>11015673
>>11015700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtaAym8Le04
>>11015684
Bam! There ya go! It was all just an a elaborate excuse for cake and a game.
...
Sorry I could't help it.
>>11015700
Not going to happen until I gather the energy to host, which probably won't be for a hot second.
>>11015717
I want everyone here to hate my guts.
mods help
>>11015717
Who's always listening to stuff anyways?
>>11015684
Sorry, momma. But I'm gonna have to pass on the beer. I don't think my body can take any calories past an entire chocolate cakes.
>>11015717
Nothing really
>>11015717
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J-TUufvK0gU
>>11015764
Nah you're totally right. It really was.
Marry me anytime if it means we can have a party like that everyday.
Anyway it was cool but time for me to call out. Bye bye Sip
>>11015770
Pffft! It's only a stupid paper anyway, it doesn't mean anything. In my head we're divorced!
>>11015780
... Light weight!
Heh, if you liked the cake at least. That's what matters!
Don't be late next time Johnny, that's all.
See ya!
I summon ______
>>11015717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgvfOjifZl4
>>11015763
Naive...certainly a new one, but you might take that back soon enough.
>Grimmer winks as he stands back up, his seconds-long break over and done with.
If, you say? Perhaps you should change that to when. Now please, don't worry so much - you'll need the rest, tomorrow's always a big day!
>Go right ahead!
>>11015717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bNITQR4Uso
>guess not
>>11015717
Really wish I had time to actually RP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BdhL0hcElo
Also this song is addicting.
>>11015717
>post wallpaper
Nah, I'd rather my shitposters not know they're actually RPing with me
You have have this though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9U57QWDZEk
>>11015717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GdNWn99gMg
>>11015717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>>11015717
>>11015795
Hah, right. Take care Fyxe.
>>11015717
i only have one ava and secret ava i dont want to expose ava
>>11015848
>I might have been RPing with Adachi the whole time when he hates me
o fuk
>>11015848
You have the same tastes in music that my grandfather has.
>>11015717
https://youtu.be/KnmQdHSRQ1U
>>11015892
Maybe.
>>11015944
There's absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying the sound of 80's rock.
>>11015763
Yes I want you to host
>>11015851
is your faggot ass happy /lgbt/ won the cup again
>>11016065
That wasn't a negative observation.
>>11016077
Oh. My bad, I'm so used to being responded to in a negative manner.
Somebody please host.
>>11016076
>lol no. i was going for /lit/ and /sci/. although it was nice to see /u/ get BTFO because fuck /u/
>>11016132
fuck me?
>>11016124
I've seen that.
>tfw don't actually exist
>>11016132
>fuck /u/
Wtf i love Martin now
>>11016199
>tfw you're a concept
>>11016221
I could use a little fuel myself
Alright listen up you stupid cucks! This pathetic embarrassment of an "ARRPEE" community is like an anime fan on prom night and I'm the big black cock here to give you all the fucking of your lives.
Cough up 24 of you useless cucks so I can watch you die horribly.
>inb4 bait lol
Kys
>>11016242
>Cussing with a Satanya picture
Boy what the fuck go to the timeout chair
>>11016242
Nazrin
>>11016242
Reigen Arataka
>>11016242
Baiken
>>11016242
>being this much of a faggot
Boi if you don't
>>11016242
Gareki
>>11016242
Gabriel
Just for that i'm going to win your silly game, satanya.
>>11016242
Twiss
>>11016242
Aron
>this is bait, isn't it
>>11016242
Adachi
>>11016174
It's to be expected, but it's the price I pay for letting my opinion be known.
>>11016242
Kys
>entry, screencap this post
>>11016242
Mikasa Mikoto
Stop hosting and let this die. Host are bad people who hate you because they keep you trapped in this godforsaken hole.
>>11016242
le ebin bait ecks ee
>>11015848
Jokes on you, I don't even RP!
>>11016242
nice rp
>entry, screencap this post
>>11016242
Araragi Karen
>>11016361
I think you're projecting.
if someone hosts right now ill do a "favor" for them
Huh.
>>11016462
Trixie demands to know what sort of favor!
>>11016479
Anything
>>11016464
Who is this
Gib sauce pls
>>11016486
Bleh
https://spnati.net
>>11016464
>that body shape
Unf
>>11016242
Johnny
>>11016242
Es
>>11016479
Please pick up the roster.
where do you get the motivation to host
>>11016479
Die.
>>11016570
I don't, I just do it for you guys.
>>11016242
Usotsuki
>>11016587
thats called motivation
>>11016242
Star Butterfly
>>11016570
>If I'm bored, have the time and the thread's quiet I just say why not?
>>11016570
Feeling kinda motivated to pick up this roster if the nigger's baiting.
>>11016481
>She smiles devilishly
Anything?
>>11016561
Shush! Trixie is negotiating!
>>11016572
Trixie has no dye, she is not a dye trader!
>>11016242
Suz
>>11016570
>Keeping the community active.
>>11016242
Gascoigne
>just in case
how do you find the motivaton to make a custom game.
ive lost it all, i cant make anything up
>>11016611
Yes. Anything.
Literally anything.
I don't hold back on this shit either. Tell me what you want and it happens.
>>11016622
I wish I could tell you man. It's been months since I worked on mine.
>>11016611
>Shit RP
>Shit Ava
>Shit games
You have to go back
>>>/mlp/
>>11016600
yeah fair point
>>11016632
/b had good times good people and activity. :(
>>11016611
Are you going to pick up the roster or not? I need to know before I bother opening the required programs.
>>11016671
Please pick it up. I'd rather have a thrill ride than an ponyfag's code
>>11016623
Alright, Trixie demand you to host, then I'll host.
>>11016633
Well lookey here, looks like we have a NEIGHsayer, if you think you can do anything better than the Great and Powerful Trixie! then go ahead!
>>11016671
(Go ahead Trixie's assistant needs to add more events for Trixie's game to look less empty!)
>>11016694
I can't trixie. I'm on my last leg here before I pass out I just want to get in a game.
How about when I wake up?
Please listen to the following songs while I gather the roster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9U57QWDZEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4wR8jITAnA
>>11016702
Then Trixie bids you farewell, lazy peasant!
>
I'm working on a theater-themed template. Any event ideas?
>>11016714
Thank you based adachi
>Finally succumbs to drowsiness
>>11016242
Berkut
>>11016728
p1 asks a indian rug-weaving board to write events for his/her game.
>>11016242
Horseshoe Theory
Please post entries here if you haven't replied to the bait game entry.
>>11016774
Elias Ainsworth
>>11016774
The Amazing and Wonderful Trixie
>>11016774
Shoebill
evens - rp to next game
odds - rp tomorrow
>>11016774
Big Frost
>>11016774
Agent 4
>>11016774
The Piss Of All Cosmos
>>11016774
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>11016774
Wolfgang Grimmer
>>11016774
GAUNT SUMMONER
>>11016774
Crusty Sean
working on some wholesome games? any interest?
night hg
Baited you all! There is no game!
Haha, I totally got you guys.
>>11016910
why are some missing are you fucking retarded
>>11016899
Good night.
>>11016877
>WIP sidecode.
>>11016910
Not ready to most certainly die, but if it appeases you, I will say otherwise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVpvCxxaHqE
>>11016919
I'm not going to screencap posts and enter them. Sorry.
Also, good job deleting your image, Ridley.
>>11016899
Understood.
Goodnight Anon.
>>11016910
Explanation required, this looks to be legitimate.
https://youtu.be/fIfMOGUi98Y
Am I immature if I find this funny?
>>11016952
>By the time Es is defeated by the viscous animals the pit is filled with animal bodies and the walls are caked in blood, truly it is a horrific sight.
>>11016910
Yee-haw! Cowboy Johnny got himself a horsey! Come 'ere girl!
>Johnny misses his lasso pathetically, hitting the pony in the face instead catching it's neck
>This angers the pony
I think Cowboy Johnny is gonna get the hell out of here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVpvCxxaHqE
Hell is living without (You)
I don't feel like providing commentary as I did with my last game, I apologize.
Still, do enjoy as best you can.
>vidya crashes
>internet shits itself
>dies in bloodbath
why
>>11016952
What's wrong? I thought your justice was strong!
>>11017008
SURPRIIISE! Were you expecting a cat?
>>11016952
Must I beg? How degrading.
>>11017008
I would have much preferred the treat, not the trick. A very violent trick at that.
>>11017008
Hey now, this is a legitimate Cowboy outfit, it's not a costum-
I thought I posted this slide a minute ago, sorry about that.
Not sure where my head is at the current moment.
>>11017021
>Get in a fight with friends
>Get blamed for something at work
>Get home looking foward to some food a little beer, have neither
>Get on HG for a possible game and possible roleplay, remember that people despise my main ava and I have no backups
>Late for a game
i dunno
I actually enjoy hosting in the dead hours.
It lets me have an excuse when I have to come to the reality my game gets no (You)s.
Cheers, love! The cavalry's here!
>>11017072
It is currently on your shoulders, sir. Losing it would be a slight setback.
>>11017130
But there is only one of you.
>>11017142
Only need one of me ta get the job done.
>>11017127 reap what you sow, man.
>>11017130
Huh? I didn't call for no back up. Especially not from a girl!
>>11017168
Thanks for the pity (You), my man. It helps me go another day.
>>11017130
I wanna love you, but I better not touch.
>>11017127
Is he even trying? Naaah...
>>11017179
Oh. Okayyy. I guess you won't mind if-
>In a flash of light her head turns in to a matchhead.
I BURN IT ALL DOWN!
>>11017163
Hm. An arrogant one, are we? Just what does this job entail? The more dangerous it is, the more you're going to regret what you're saying.
>>11017171
Thats'a bit rude! I bet I could beat you in a fight any daya the week!
>>11017179
I dunno what that means, but just don't touch my chronal harness, alright love?
>>11017203
No job too big and no person too small!
>>11017201
That's arson and it's very illegal, Usostuki.
Don't do that.
>>11017208
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop.
link me to all codes
lets mash these bitches togetehrdfsdg
>>11017219
go to bed anon ur drunk
>>11017216
It's just a tree!
Oooh, and this is just a reason to have some more fun!
>>11017208
An arrogant and feisty one. Oh, dear, what a handful. Well, judging from your appearance, you're suited for combat. That is a 100% chance.
Usotsuki decides to lose the match and go with a gun.
What does the PISS have in store for Star Butterfly? Piss is probably a filler, so most likely nothing!
Does Gareki regret the actions from last night?
>>11017293
Whatever's clever!
Somebody made a fatal mistake. Who is it? Find out in this slide.
Star must not have liked what PISS made her do.
>>11017216
Uhh..I guess i'm no stranger to gettin' a hug!
>>11017256
I'm always keepin' in shape! Can't be lettin' myself go!
>>11017342
I meant your outfit.
>>11017340
Worth.
Skipped a peaceful slide.
Poor person, they were unaware Mankind resides in that boiler room!
>>11017342
I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much.
>A crowd of background singers appear behind the host and repeat the words "too much"
>>11017389
I don't want any of these fools to win
Skipped ANOTHER peaceful slide.
Who will win?
It's a battle of the black and white characters!
Congratulations to Gareki.
He/she walked the streets and soldier and fought the world alone to acquire this victory.
>>11017461
>and soldier
I'm tired.
PLACEMENTS
Don't thank me for hosting.
Or do.
I don't care.
>>11017461
>>11017470
The typical congratulations and thanks protocol is in order.
>>11017470
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>11017461
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Gareki! I hope he can enjoy his prize of a free ticket to an expensive restaurant! That's what you're going to give him, right?
>>11017496
Thanks for the game Adachi! See you another time.
>>11017519
A free ticket...to an expensive restaurant? Is this some kind of joke? I can't afford to eat anything other than cabbage and I have to keep this game going, so I sure as hell am not going to give him that prize. He can enjoy my congratulations as his prize and that's that.
How is it going
Hosting in 15-ish minutes
>>11017602
Wrong photo
>>11017602
Boringly. Thank you for inquiring, talking baked potato.
Yo whats cool to buy for $20 that isnt 4chan pass because thats $25 and i cant afford it
>>11017602
Woah, a talking potato.
>Eats
>>11017631
Baked potato gets more attention then i usually get, maybe ill ava him now
>>11017646
You can buy my love for one day
>>11017679
Basing your entire existence off impersonating a baked potato. What an ingenious idea. I will go get the butter.
>>11017602
>kissu
I love you, baked potato.
should I buy a 4chan pass or gas?
>>11017602
I was doing fine, but now I'm hungry.
>>11017646
You could buy yourself a really nice book.
>>11017710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
>captcha: speed bridge
>>11017710
By gas Hitler
should I buy a 4chan pass or school supplies for my kid
>>11017779
Neither
Hey u fucknuts i asked yestrrday for 4chan pas s or second monito. I can only afford one. Shot being a shit bsjshhsbsjsnskhdnskdbdjdn
>finally a k-2so ava
>it's asswhore of all people
fuck
should I get 4chan pass or health insurance??
>>11017812
>Being so autistic you start giving a shit about who's fagging who on a Chinese Massage Parlor Board
Should I buy a 4chan pass or a can of spaghetti-O's
>>11017841
How fucking expensive are your spaghetti-O's?
should i buy a 4chan pass or one ounce of time
>>11017850
i'm buying 20 cans of spaghetti-O's
should I purchase 4chan pass or pay the water bill
>Not having money to buy 5 4Chan Passes
>>11017779
Expecting us to believe you have offspring is an impressive task.
should I purchase a 4chan pass or get a massage?
should I obtain 4chan pass or go to college?
what dony you guysnundesamd the monitor is aorund the same price ans the 4chan pass
wo i can onyl buy one of thwm which one do i buy
>>11017607
uhhh
should I get the 4chan pass or food for my doggo
Should I join in on this meme or host?
>>11017924
buy a 4chan pass
>>11017924
What do you think?
Atomic blonde sucked
>>11017939
Not him, but I think I want to smack that ass.
>>11017975
>pukes
>>11017910
You be quite.
>>11017934
But I don't got no money.
>>11017939
I think hosting would be good.
GIMME TRIBUTES WHILE I USE THE BATHROOM
>>11017975
Why smack when you can rub, or better yet, spread?
>>11017924
Only if you let me smack your ass, I RP to your game its just that I don't tell anyone LOL!
>>11017984
Sakura Futuba
>>11017984
Fyxe's footpaws
>>11017984
Gascoigne
>>11017984
Elias Ainsworth
>>11017984
Scyther
>>11017984
Inkling
>>11017984
Adachi
>>11017980
>puking at the thought of smacking a girl on the ass
Are you gay, dude?
>>11017986
Why not do all of them?
>>11017984
The Unmistakable Captain Usopp
>>11017984
Twiss
>>11017984
Sleeping Johnny
>goes to sleep
>>11017049
>>11017984
Usotsuki
>>11017984
Shirai Kuroko
>>11017984
Sakura Kyouko
>>11017984
Vulpix
>>11017984
Es
>>11017984
Popular potato
>>11018038
That's a big sword
>>11017984
Starfire
>>11017984
Agent 4
>>11017984
Beer Man
>>11017984
Star Butterfly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lb3wO4kTJ4
>>11018069
>marries you
>>11017984
Ninjask
I still need more people gosh darn it.
>>11017984
Fighter
>>11017984
Ezreal
>>11018124
FAST
>>11018127
Drake and Josh
>>11018127
Nier
>>11018127
Alfred Jones
>>11018142
>The Hetaliafag is back
FUCK THIS GUY
>>11018127
Major Ocelot
https://youtu.be/5wv4vIzLqSw
>>11018142
>>11018165
>FUCK YEAH THIS GUY!
ftfy
>>11018179
t. Hetaliafag
>>11018179
ew, yikes lmfao
I want
To bump
The game
Weaugh
Im in love with an ava what do i do
I know im not the only one what do i do
>>11018191
>>11017999
>>11018142
I'd rather not share my space with a sentient pair of feet. Force the other man to do it.
>Also, I'm going to bed, so good night HG!
>>11018165
>not liking the physical manifestation of America's homosexuality
He's going to manifest his destiny in your butt.
>>11018191
>>11018033
>>11018142
On second thought, give this loser my spot. I'm gonna go hit the arcade instead.
>>11018127
Araragi Karen
>>11018191
>>11018124
>>11018130
>>11018191
Thanks for hosting.
>>11018207
Oh you little...
>>11018191
Okay give my spot to >>11018213
Instead. Shit.
More pokemon avas when
>>11018165
What a warm welcome! Man, I feel at home already! It's nice to see you're still around! How's it been since I was gone?
>>11018179
Aw, I appreciate the sign of enthusiasm. It's good to see you too, man. Luckily for you, I might stick around for another game or two, but I only came around to check in!
>>11018191
>>11018207
>>11018211
Hey! I appreciate the swaps, the both of you, but why're you making it sound like I'm getting into something bad? Well, I guess I gotta take what people give!
Thanks to the both of you! And a good night to the robot-looking fella, too!
>>11018242
I can ava a Slaking with Huge Power
>>11018246
It was perfect until you reared your ugly ass for a head in here.
>>11018253
do it
>>11018191
Then tell us how many you need
>>11018048
The size of the weapon often reflects the wielder's strength.
I will take your comment as a compliment.
>>11018191
I find this creature to be cute..
>>11018191
>The Scyther wonders if the Inkling is either a squid or a child...
>>11018242
While we're at it let's post some of our favorite pokemon
>>11018296
Did somebody say favorite pokemon?!?!?!?!
>>11018296
>>11018291
>Inkling wonders if the pokemon is either a bug or a a costume
>>11018306
>
>>11018296
>>11018127
Hisami Touji
>>11018296
>>11018265
Ugly? Woah, woah, let's not go around throwing accusations like that. I got, like... Four people who would disagree with you. And I'm good friends with all of them, so they're telling the truth!
Man, it sure is a tough crowd tonight. There's always next time, though, so come about tomorrow and there's an 80% chance I won't be here! It's a win-win for both parties!
>>11018337
Oh, those poor African orphan dumpster babies...
>>11018296
>>11018306
Okay, so the internet died for a minute there, but I think everything is good now.
>>11018346
We don't have those in America, you've gotta be mistaken. When I say "Four people who would disagree with you" I mean "My friends", but that's an easy mistake to make.
>>11018363
>Alfred donates three dollars and a gun, praying to God for a miracle to happen tonight.
God, if you're listening, I wanna know if everyone I know's okay tonight! I mean, I haven't been here in a long while, so I'd like to check up on them! How do I end these... Um... In Jesus' name we pray, Amen!
>>11018363
I'm sure they'll take ice cream!
>>11017998
Hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A76sorHqJ0
stop hosting and watch this
thankyou
>>11018363
>Runs
So much for all that "good fortune" he had.
>>11018392
"This video contains content from Turner EST, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."
Huh.
>>11018386
Thinking you don't have African "refugees" that don't leech off of you is a lie, and a terrible one at that. No wonder your future is so screwed up, Alfred.
>>11018419
i am sorry to hear that
>>11018363
Change of commander confirmed.
Awaiting new assignment.
>>11018419
Reporting.
Injured after being ordered to retreat, I have lost my pursuer.
Slow start, but I'm sure that'll all change soon enough.
>>11018437
Don't worry, I have it recorded on my television device.
>>11018419
>The mantid leans down and picks up a flower with his mouth, trying to be all romantic looking and stuff...
i've narrowed it down between these two monitors
https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824025212&ignorebbr=1 https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824025340
or pass https://www.4chan.org/pass
>>11018419
THANK YOU SQUID KID
>>11018419
>Alfred speaks to himself loudly, not having any regard for anyone that could potentially be listening to him... Such as his ambusher.
Man, you know what I hate? Calamari. I just hate it. The taste, the texture, it's just not good. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE sushi, but I guess anything with seafood in it just isn't GOOD, you know?
...Hey, why do I hear running behind me?
>>11018421
Joke's on you, I know I have refugees in my country! Do they leech on me? Probably, it's not like I can keep tabs on EVERY person on America, but I'll have you know that most of them are doing well!
And, uh, my future's well in good hands. Hopefully. Is this my future as in me, or mine as in America's?
>>11018481
Your future is not America's future, but if you continue to act like a petulant child, your country will die with you.
Oooh, looks like things are getting a little steamy in Eric's Japan Park.
Jeez that name really sucks.
>>11018419
The womanizer is avoiding me. I'm somewhat insulted.
Vino and Junko just fucked.
Why don't we do a pokemon ava weekend, like SAW but with pokemon
>>11018518
You can call this event "The Feast" so I can just not go. Nobody wants a orgy in your dreams anyway.
>>11018518
>The Scyther is absolutely lovestruck by Es' sword
>>11018419
>>11018481
>Inkling appears behind the personification of America, and hits him with the heaviest roller in her arsenal. She continues to crush him into a pulpy mixture of blood and ink
Well, atleast he didn't like eating squid. Some people are total monsters, eating my bros and gals like that.
>>11018518
Okay, you have fun with that now! I got bored, gonna go get a snack.
tricky is so cool
>booce
>>11018558
You are a real hero, Inkling!
The tragic story of how a mutant stepped on a bugs lunch. This should be a disney movie.
>>11018492
Well, if you put it like that, almost every kid in America is destroying it 'cause they're acting like kids. I just wanna help people whenever I can, the way I'm acting isn't affecting America on a large scale!
Is it? Hm... Actually, yes, I am. I agree with you.
>>11018558
>Respawning from the spawn point, Alfred cups his mouth, yelling loudly just so Inkling can hear him.
At least I'm not the one vandalising the whole place like that! Who's gonna clean that up? Not me! Or are you gonna put ink on it in order to clean it?!
>>11018538
Because I don't like Pokemon
>>11018610
Awww...I needed to sleep anyways.
>>11018518
I am under orders to instruct you to come to headquarters with me, I was also to tell you both that it would be safer there.
>>11018610
Objective failed, the long nosed target has fled.
returning to base to resupply.
>>11018610
The sound of idiots in the distance. If only their blabbering were and pleasant to listen to as the sound of birds and flowing water.
>Throws his ruined lunch into the bin
>>11018613
>Inkling hears it well and clear, but she shrugs it off. However, she stops shooting her ink everywhere to think about it for a while. Who does clean the ink she shoots? The question perplexes her so much that she completely stops what she's doing and sits on the ground to think deeply about the question.
Eugh, I don't think we're allowed to show this much animal cruelty on this network. Guys please, there are kids watching.
>>11018621
Well too bad
anybody not avaing a pokemon during PAW will be deemed cancer
>>11018610
>He stands in the way of the...disembodied feet?... and slices up the baked potato in numerous ways. As he usually does, he carves into his kill and feasts. For once, he actually loves the taste of it.
>>11018538
Because I'm more of a Digimon person.
>>11018717
You could always be a disguised Renamon or something. No one will ever know the difference, anyway.
There is not much happening today, so look at this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58tlBzEEwjQ
>>11018538
What's a pokemon.
>>11018676
>Dissatisfied with the silence, the world's loudest hero begins shouting again, hoping to break it through to her this time.
It's me! I have to clean it up because no one else does and the rain sucks when it comes to washing away the ink! Do you know how hard it is to wash away red ink?! You try it! It's not that easy!
>It's not that hard, considering he doesn't even wash away the ink. He's bluffing just so he doesn't have to work.
>>11018694
Target subdued.
Executing.
>Es lifts her large sword over her shoulder effortlessly before swinging it down onto Usopp, leaving a large deep gash on his chest. After taking a moment to examine the injury she seems satisfied that it is enough to lead to death and simply leaves.
>>11018747
>(Literally Me.jpg)
Shit I forgot to post the death slide.
>>11018747
...
No threats or assigned targets found.
requesting to abandon the search for now.
>>11018792
you posted that slide 3 times
She's putting those educated feet to good use!
>>11018221
Huh, you look like something that's tried to kill me before. Giant insect thing in, uh...I can't quite remember, just one of the jungles I've been into. Guess these games for strange bedfellows! That's Shakespeare, I think. It's a bit boring but I've been reading some of the literature here, it doesn't help to brush up on the culture.
>Ezreal blinks twice, unsure of exactly why he was spending so many words on a creature that was probably clueless as to what he was saying.
In short, thanks. I guess even insects can recognise a worthy tribute when they look at them with their thousands of eyes. Lucky for you, right? You get to see how handsome I am a thousand times over.
>>11018363
>As soon as he steps into the arena, he is met by hundreds of arrows blotting out the sun and ready to rain down upon him. Even his teleport wouldn't take him far enough to escape the mass of arrows, and there was no cover in sight. Ezreal's fate was sealed.
I'm used to unfair, but this? This is a step beyond unfair, this is-
>Ezreal's words are cancelled out as the first of many arrows punctures through the back of his throat.
>>11018747
>>11018799
>Pleads with the big sword lady to team up and go hunting with her
>>11018814
>Gets stomped on
>It's super effective!
>>11018748
>Once Inkling hears the man yelling once more, she seems to finally break out of the trance that the question gave her
W-Wha?
>Inkling seems caught off guard for a moment, but cups her hands and starts to yell in retaliation
Stop yelling, ya moron! I'm trying to think!
>>11018830
The assassin got stomped, not you, weird ass mantis thing.
>>11018856
>(...Oh...I read that wrong.)
More like A-DEAD-chi! HA!
>>11018808
And soon it'll be four times. Oh I just can't wait!
>>11018867
Wait...how are feet supposed to eat?
>>11018830
Stomp is a normal type move, retard
>>11018876
Just crush the food up between the toes
>>11018881
>>11018876
Foot Vore.
>>11018867
>The Scyther takes a liking to the John Wayne lookalike
>>11018876
It doesn't eat, it ABSORBS.
>>11018899
NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS ALSO A THING.
>>11018849
>Alfred shouts back, his throat straining from all the yelling he's doing. During so, he begins moving away the spawn point and moves towards the ink, bringing out a towel from his jacket.
No, you! I'm trying to think on how to clean this, too, and you not listening is not helping me think, either, chump!
>>11018916
At this point, I'd like to think we all do.
>>11018899
what the fuck
>>11018916
It is
very much
unfortunately
a thing
>>11018924
i know
>>11018899
my big toe is hurting so fucking hard thinking of how it's possible to do
>>11018899
Every day the light becomes farther and farther away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnY5ymkU8gc
>>11018830
>Es just stares at the large mantis as it tries to convey what it wants through movement, after a brief assessment Es opens her mouth to speak.
Subject displaying odd behavioral patterns.
Assessment, should stay on guard.
>>11018867
This information is false, I have no parents.
>>11018917
I don't got to listen to some stupid nerd who can't clean up a little bit of ink
>Truthfully, it wasn't just a little bit of it. It was more like most of the arena was filled with ink at that point. Seems like Alfred's gonna have to delicate most of his day to just cleaning up the mess the child made
There's barely any ink, it'll only take a few minutes.
>>11018899
you just killed my foot fetish thanks
>>11018954
>Es clutches the dying Vulpix in her arms in an act that she doesn't seem to understand.
Mission failed... I am sorry.
>>11018971
Me? A-- A NERD? Look who's talking, you dang squid cosplayer! You're such a nerd you're wearing it right now, and you sprayed ink everywhere! And of all the INK it could have been, it was red, blue, and white! Do you know how hard it is to clean it out?! I feel like a commie cleaning this up!
>Alfred throws the towel at the child, producing another one from his child. He'll dedicate the rest of his day to cleaning it up, but he won't be alone.
You have to learn to take responsibility for your actions, young lady! Clean it up with me! Kids these days...
What exactly do squirrels hunt besides nuts and more nuts?
>>11018963
>Hearing the swordswoman's words, he lets out a small, defeated sigh, tucking his arms behind his back and just walking to Es, just nudging her gently instead of wanting to attack.
>>11018954
>Scyther gained 482 Exp. Points!
>Scyther leveled up to Level 41!
>Scyther wants to learn the move X-Scissor...
>But Scyther already knows four moves...Forget a move for X-Scissor?
>>11019009
>Producing another one from his child
woah, America has a son?
>>11018899
This only further increases my dislike for furries.
>>11019028
American Samoa lol
Hello avatar cancers
>>11019038
Reported
>>11019038
Hi person I don't know enough to insult.
>>11019017
>He takes his path to hide in a tree, waiting patiently for his next kill.
>>11019028
A towel. I produced a towel... From my jacket. Look, give me a break, okay, it's eight in the evening and I've been working since seven! And I don't have a kid, I don't think, so don't bother!
>>11019053
D*rn
>>11019058
ew a newfag
i don't want to catch cancer so get away from me
>>11019038
Oh hey I was looking for a reason to sleep
>>11019077
It's four in the damn morning, go the fuck to sleep.
That's a lot of effort just to kill one little squirrel. You know, you can achieve the same result with a bit of peanut butter and a big mouse trap.
>>11019009
You stupid idiot, I am a squid! Only a nerd would trot around, wearing glasses and telling everyone he's the embodiment of Ameri-
>Inkling gets pelted in the face with the towel, which interrupts her. She pulls it off,and throws it back at the man
I got a game to win, bucko! You already lost like the loser you are, so why don't you clean it up?
>Inkling does a 180, and begins to walk away from the man
>>11018899
>Hurrrrrr why do you think some people need to be exterminated Suz????
>>11019098
>Being triggered by foot vore
Just let the jadedness take you.
>>11019089
>(...I don't know if I should post that NSFW image I have in response to this event.)
>>11019112
Never.
>>11019114
>(Advice taken.)
>>11019112
Don't.
DING DONG, DING DONG! DINNER'S SERVED,COME AND GET IT!
>>11019072
Mom the guy from the other school is being mean to me.
>>11019112
Do it.
>>11019133
you just got bullied
>rides away on scooter
>>11019121
i'm going to go find it and post it for you if you don't. ;3
>>11019023
>Es continues to stare at the mantis, her stoic expression hiding any thoughts she might currently be having. As she is nudged she takes a few graceful looking steps backward.
Unless provided with permission from me or my superior nobody my touch this unit, this is a warning.
>>11019109
The only cure for you is napalm
Well let's be fair, a little peace after a feast isn't that bad, gives our guests a little time to cool off.
>>11019148
Waah.
>>11019173
>Gives a jade necklace
You're officially jaded.
>>11019091
>>11019133
Call me a nerd one more time, you... SUPER NERD! I have facts to back my claims up, and I don't need these glasses! I'm just fine without 'em! Fine! Drop out on doing your chores and leave me to clean up your mess... But karma will kick ya in the butt!
>Alfred counts down from three as she walks away, until she dies in the Feast. Three, two, one...
There she goes. Wait 'til she finds out I was the one that made the Feast food in the first place!
Hey look it's all the people that died in the feats thing.
>>11019133
>Dies because he didn't expose himself, but also from eating too much
>(I'm unsure if this is a conincidence or not...)
>>11019160
>(I don't care either way, really...)
>>11019165
>The mantis feels rather bummed out. He grabs an apple and stabs it, extending it out to Es to see if she wants it. Think of it as an olive branch...or some kind of sign of peace that's symbolized between fellow blade wielders.
>>11019197
This was overdue.
But... Thanks <3 it's almost as beautiful as you are.
Poor gascoigne, he just wants a partner to wrastle with in these trying times.
>>11019205
>The incoming Scyther hears that sentiment, and gently pokes Alfred twice on the shoulder with the tip to get his attention.
>>11019225
Fuck off now.
Love you.
>>11019238
>Alfred looks back, expecting the kid to sock him in the face once he turns around; instead, he sees a huge bug-thing, and it takes him a second before it sets in that it's "talking" to him.
Eh? Oh! Is this one of those-- No, I doubt it is a Pokemon. I've gotta stop being a kid about these things. What's up, bro? Is something the matter?
>>11019263
Je t'aime!
Kill yourself tho
Oh shit, we're actually really close to the end of the match.
But who's gonna win it? Will it be the blond guy, the blond girl, the guy that sounds like a fuel transporter, or anime girl?
Suz..................................
>>11019300
Make a new thread
>>11019205
>Inkling respawns quickly, frustrated by how she died. So frustrated infact, that she kicks the respawn pad she spawned from. She instantly regrets this, and holds her foot in pain. Seems like she got what she deserves. However, she starts to trudge over to Alfred, and starts yelling at him
You jinxed me! You're a sore loser! A super loser that's super sore.
>>11019315
Okay sure
>>11019279
>Unhappy with hearing the blonde guy made the foos that killed him, he sets his bladed arm at Alfred's throat, and it's clear he isn't happy with Alfred at the moment...
>>11019215
>Es, upon seeing that it isn't pudding, immediately refuses the sliced apple.
I refuse.
I will overlook the theft of the apple from a tree that isn't yours under the assumption that insects are not held accountable for their actions.