Hunger Games simulator / HG thread
it's actually a ninja car
>>11012509
>I ERP'd as a car
>People liked it
>people here RP as a car
>People hate it
??
>>11012545
We try to discourage RP here. It's gay.
Post discord friend list
>>11012456
He does know machines don't have souls.. Right?
>>11012509
Whoa.. This food is actually pretty good, thank you for the meal!
>>11012509
Woah! It's not that bad.
Well, it's just a fruit, but it does taste good. What's it called?
>Thinking about picking up K-2SO
>Only know him from Rogue One and none of the extended universe
Will I be fine, lads?
>>11012561
I don't have any, so have this again.
There there, man. It will be alright. Don't call yourself a loser. Hush. Everyone here will be killed by me at some point. It's just the way it is.
I'm glad you went headfirst into your death. Makes things easier, ya know?
>>11012571
Shut the fuck up Lum
please put the armor back on because armor > no armor
>>11012545
FUCK off ERP fag
>>11012592
I-I don't think we have the same definition of wrestling..
>>11012592
HOW THE FUCK
COULD I LOSE
TO A GOD DAMN
FUCKING
CAR!?!?!??!!?
>>11012586
who are you talking to tubs?
>>11012590
>>11012626
ayy get fucked lmao
>>11012561
It gets smaller every day hahahahahahahaha
>>11012632
stfu
>>11012592
>needing armor
you don't need it but it just looks nice ok
>>11012629
Oh, I forgot to link the OP post.
Was responding to the game
>>11012637
GOOD FUCKING NIGHT YOU MECHANICAL BASTARD.
stop falling into lakes
>>11012692
Based bandicoot removing the cancer
>>11012692
I don't think that vehicle is up to the safety standards set by the state.. Because an arrow should definitely not be able to destroy it..
i would NEVER do that to my bumpers
>needing an aesthetic other than one's own ROCK HARD BOD
I'd post a smug Kenshiro if one existed, but take this stone-cold look of disapproval instead
>>11012692
Why are there so many lakes everywhere? It's pretty obvious that I know how to swim by now, so I'll definitely survive.
>>11012757
Omae wa mou
SHINDERU
>survive
lol
>>11012754
Definitely.
>>11012757
All you need is love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAITrpZmWtc
>>11012754
Ah, the Sunday paper.. Hmm.. More politics, how refreshing.
>>11012770
what anime is this
nothing happened yet
>>11012795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuS5NuXRb5Y
>>11012757
Preach, anon
Anybody remember the Xbox Live Indie Market?
That was a real shitshow, huh?
maybe this time
>>11012808
... I'm not crying, it's just.. Just sweat, yeah it's pretty hot tonight..
>>11012802
Urusei Yatsura
Specifically that cap is from the 2008 special I think
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
>the year 2000 is now farther away than the year 2030
cresh that wasn't a secret or are you hiding something else dun dun dun dunnnn
last 4
>>11012934
rooting for the bandicoot
>>11012900
Oh, my drone picked up a big bird... What's it doing by my camp?
>>11012934
Sweet now he can't cuck me
>>11012934
A-at least I can just turn myself off rather than having to deal with the pain..
waiting
also winner next
>>11012980
>hugs this android thing
>>11013000
IT BETTER BE THE BANDICOOT
um
>>11013053
WOAH!
>>11013053
I can still read what happened. Why are you doing this when it makes no sense?
>>11013053
卍解
Nani the fuck
woah
>>11013053
Woah!
>>11013053
cresh wins
pick a template
http://imgur.com/a/rD6Vn
>>11013053
Poor Glue Man, he got to the final to like once, and it'll never happen again.
WOAH, WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!
so that people actually read what happened
i hope i'm at the top 4 in the tourney thing
>>11013120
I started losing again so he'll probably turn up right now.
>>11013098
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
>the first one will do
>thanks for hosting
>>11013098
Congratulations.
>>11013110
Thank you.
>>11012961
Who is that referring to?
>>11013007
Hmm? I-I'm not like a guy from an amusement part in a costume, y-you can't just..
>>11013098
Congratulations Crash!
Thank you very much for hosting, I actually did pretty well this time.. Except for killing that poor mouse..
>>11013133
>>11013140
>hugs anyway
>>11013110
Thanks for the game Len.
>>11013140
stfu robot nerd don act like you don't know
>>11013152
WOAH
>thanks
>eats the wincard
HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>11013110
Thanks4game
>>11013137
>>11013140
>>11013171
>>11013185
>>11013197
Thanks for playing / watching.
back to lurking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjK7op_EsI
>>11013194
>being this upset
>>11013166
The wishes and wants of a machine don't mean anything to a person I suppose.
>>11013175
I have no idea what you mean, I'm simply playing like everyone else.
>>11013194
Probably the same anon who bitched about the swaps last thread
>>11013238
Don't make me post pictures of your wife being bullied
Nerd
>>11013260
I'm not married, at least.. I don't think I am.. Wait, am I?
>>11013238
But even a machine must know how it feels to be appreciated!
>The hug turns into a couple pats on the back
Daily reminder that I love every single one of you.
whats the easiest way to make hga assblasted
>>11013319
>>11013297
You are
I am your wife
>your wife
>>11013323
Go back to 2015
>>11013323
Post Tricky's nudes
>>11013323
Mention Karen
>>11013319
>does the rps with you
Ily2
>>11013323
Impersonate an avafag who gets a decent amount of shitposting and do shit like erp in the thread, post copypasta, and other dumb things like that. It's just a theory though, I haven't tested it out yet
>>11013319
Who doesn't love the Great and Powerful Trixie?
>>11013319
But will you love me in a physical way?
>>11013408
Me lol
>>11013400
wow i do that
how do you know
mod
>>11013408
I don't.
>>11013319
Does that mean you will help me lose my virginity, Sooz?
>>11013319
You said you hated me before. I loved you, but you didn't return it. Nobody I love returns it.
>>11013421
>>11013426
>She ignores the two green men
No one at all hates me!
>>11013434
I loved you and you didn't return it
you betray
Banned, one more
>>11013469
But I love you very much ____________!
>>11013544
me!
>>11013319
Oh, you're just saying that. Have you a motive for it? It would save us a lot of trouble if you could explain it now.
>>11013316
My idea of appreciation is more like kind words or a handshake..
>>11013338
What happened to your face then, "honey"?
>>11013553
You don't even know my name
I HATE you now
Who doesn't deserve the hate they get?
>>11013555
Congrats you win
>>11013601
thankyou
>>11013319
D'awww... Gee thanks.
I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR SHIT
YOU LITTLE FUCKERS ARE GOING TO HAVE YOUR BODIES RIPPED IN HALF
I'LL SHOVE YOUR ASSES SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROATS THAT WHEN YOU CRAP, YOU'LL SING FUCKING BEETHOVEN
tl;dr: EAT SHIT, FAGGOTS
>>11013600
Answering with names might just direct more undeserved hate towards them, so I'll just abstain from doing this
>>11013626
helo toby fox
your game is shit
>>11013626
Too bland to become a pasta.
Sorry dood.
>>11013574
That's why you fill in the blank! For crying out loud, let's try it again.
I love you very much _________!
>>11013331
>>11013399
>>11013418
>>11013611
>kissu
>>11013434
Oh I forgot you existed. My bad.
>>11013429
>>11013409
I cannot
>>11013408
Only the worst kinds of people.
>>11013566
But alas I cannot. It just feels so passionate and -right-
how can i assblast better
>>11013600
Everybody except for you.
Ok, let's try this one more time.
The best team are team _________
>>11013676
chaotix
im eating arbys
>>11013676
Aqua.
>>11013643
>I have to fill in the blank for you
>you can't just call my name out of nowhere from anonymous posts
die
>>11013689
>not Magma
pleb detected
dispensing smug anime girl
>>11013691
You look like a slut
A SLUT
>>11013676
Galactic
>>11013649
Then you are a proponent of free love. In that regard, my condolences for every single inevitable heartbreak.
>>11013676
There are a lot of teams in an infinite amount of categories across the universe. I'd like some options before I decide.
>>11013676
Sssssssh. Nobody loves a fanatic.
>>11013676
Skull
>>11013718
Your hurtful words only make me want more
>>11013676
Magma
>>11013718
>insulting my son
Step up faggot and let's see who wins
>>11013649
>fucks you anyway
>>11013649
What did I ever do to you, Suz?
>>11013691
You can't expect me to work on my day off. Why both finding relief if I have to work year round?
>>11013649
Thanks....? Please don't shoot me...
>>11013676
Double Dragon
>>11013676
Baron
>>11013755
cut
>>11013684
>>11013775
>>11013790
Who?
>>11013689
NO!
>>11013723
Nice try but no.
>>11013729
Ok. You have rocket, magma, aqua, galactic, flare, plasma...and skull, I guess.
Pick which one is best.
>>11013749
Everyone loves a- I mean. People like devotion!
>>11013750
What, no?! Why?!
>>11013755
See, this person gets it!
>>11013809
If this were anything beyond a simple poll I might inquire into each of their origins, motives, structures, and other rudimentary organizational characteristics. But, just going by name, I will select Galactic. For obvious reasons.
>>11013769
I work every day tho but have enough time to remember the names of the people that I like
You're just a nerd
A lazy nerd
>>11013801
no
>>11013809
>thumbs up
>>11013852
c u t e
>>11013809
Double Dragon? The real rag tag crew of two. The real dream team of twenty seventeen.
Just a thing a me and a friend of mine have come up with.
>>11013861
stop this right now or else........
>>11013852
How am I supposed to know who you are when I've never seen your chubby face here before in my life? You're being unfair to me. It's almost as if you're bullying me.
>>11013809
It just makes you look crazy! Trust me, I know a thing or two about crazy.
>>11013903
... or what?
Anyone planning to host?
>>11013712
Magma is full of ugly girls and guys
>>11013809
YES!
>>11013909
That's just your imagination nerd
Your should stop imagining things and try to remember my name, NERD
>>11013932
no ship you betray
>>11013957
I would, but...
>>11013881
I'm sure your gang could easily be a more fabled group under magma.
>>11013852
>She gestures back.
>>11013839
No what obvious reasons? The obvious answer was Magma!
>>11013916
Yeah like I would take notes from an actually crazy person like you.
>>11013960
NO WE'RE NOT! SHUT UP, AQUA SCUM!
>>11013993
What do you mean?
>>11013995
...but?
>>11013993
You keep saying nerd a lot. Is that your name, Nerd? Your parents weren't very nice to you when you were little.
>>11014006
Awwww, don't be silly. I'm not all crazy! Just half! Isolation does bad things. So I think I'm the one with experience where when I saaay...crazy isn't popular.
>>11014020
But I'm worthless!
>>11014006
Nah. I'm not gonna convert to your magma religion, even though it does sound pretty fantastic.
>>11014045
Host or I'll beat your fucking ass how about that?
>>11014019
no ship 4u
>>11014027
W-What no
>>11014006
Its namesake relation to outer space. And there is no obvious answer in an opinion poll. Would you rather I'd say "the best team is your preferred team"? How would you answer that question, then?
>>11014094
gib ship!
>>11014122
>Pets trappu
>>11014062
We're a humanitarian group, not a religion. But thank you.
>>11014033
Yes, but I'M not crazy!
>>11014107
I'd feel a little cheated but whatever.
>>11014122
no deal
>ophis
I was told I have to host a marriage game.
I was also told I have to host or someone's gonna beat me.
Hold still has I go and get my things ready.
>>11014094
You have to come forward eventually. You can't hide from me forever.
>>11014147
Y-you still owe me one ship!
>>11014139
H-hi
Did you know that the current bitcoin price is $4,038.30?
Now you do.
>>11014146
Oh. So you aren't the kind of group that carries out suicide bombings or cyanide laced kool-aid?
>>11014164
I'm sorry for not keeping tabs with you lately
>>11014146
Ah, yes, Team "I'd Feel A Little Cheated But Whatever". An excellent choice, madam.
>>11014146
Psssst. I've got a secret for you.
Crazy people don't think they're crazy.
>>11014188
What about the people who do think they're crazy tho
>>11014150
I can and I will
>>11014164
ok deal
>ships
>owes you nothing
>breaks off the ship
heh............
>>11014220
They MIGHT be crazy. But they might not be too! At least they're aware of their situation if they are!
>>11014172
What, no! Of course we are not that! That's awful!
>>11014188
Neither do normal sane people!
>>11014183
Grrr! Quit clowning around, Look the team you should have said was team magma.
>>11014150
Thank god. I was worried that I might host my shitty dead hour code during PRIME TIME.
There are only 24 invitations. Start lining up and show me you were invited. I CANNOT LET ANYONE THROUGH IF THEY DON'T PROVE TO ME THEY WERE INVITED SO PLEASE DO THAT
I don't care what you come in. Be it in a suit or not it doesn't matter. They never gave me instructions so I don't really care. Just don't do anything lewd if you choose to come naked.
Congratulations to Fyxe and Ocelot for getting married and making me do this with a code that has nothing to do with marriage.
>>11014275
Ocelot
>>11014275
K-2SO
I...left my invitation. In my other coat pocket.
>>11014275
Reigen Arataka
>>11014275
Elias Ainsworth
the entry pic has the invitation therefore he's invited
>>11014275
Kyouko Sakura
Ocelot's my best bud, he'll vouch for me... Now where's that wedding cake?
>>11014275
Mixmaster
>>11014262
Sorry, that's just a vibe I get when random people come up to me and ask me to join their group. Because I've seen that kind of stuff happen on the news before and, well, it's not very pretty.
So what? Do you guys plant trees or something? Save animals?
>>11014275
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>11014275
Sweaty girl
>>11014275
Guy Who Was Invited
>>11014275
Magma Grunt
>>11014275
FYXE who didn't agree on this
The fuck Subaru!?
Oh and, of course I'm invited, my name is on the cake
>>11014275
Leviathan
>>11014275
Dancing kitter
>>11014188
CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON
>>11014275
Usotsuki
>She raises a nailbat with a smile on her face.
>>11014275
Atheon
>>11014275
Ophis the Infinite Dragon God
>Conjures an invitation out of her infinite energy a shows it to you
>>11014175
t-that's fine
>>11014231
rude...
>>11014275
Gascoigne
>>11014275
Ranma Saotome
>>11014349
>forgot to remove the (You) link
>Joke ruined
>>11014345
This gif always makes me smile.
>>11014275
Wait what?!
>>11014275
Inkling
>>11014275
Ikkun.
I'm sure I can take a +1 from somewhere unnoticed. Though asking if someone likes me even needs a +1 when +0 invitation will work just as well. That just sounds like a waste of paper. The invitation is real, believe me.
>>11014275
Adachi
>Shows invite he stole from a cute anime girl Ocelot invited.
>>11014275
Lum!
I was definitely invited.
So far only ten of you are successfully in. Unless more people show up with some sort of invitation then I can't begin.
>>11014262
But there's nothing to prove you aren't crazy, either.
>>11014349
>>11014391
>Uso pats him on the head.
It was worth a shot.
https://discord.gg/zY4ZMBg
Survivor: The Everglades - HG vs. ERP starts in a little over 12 hours. Everyone can join and spectate!
>>11014321
Save humanity, try to expand land, that sort of thing.
>>11014459
You don't need to prove you are not crazy, that is not how it works!
>>11014262
Team Magma, you say? They certainly wouldn't be my first choice. Actually, if there was a correct answer all along, why ask the question? It seems rather counterproductive if you ask me.
>>11014449
What?! Fine, here's mine.
>Leviathan gives the guy hosting the game an invitation made out of water.
>>11014275
Wolfgang Grimmer
>Grimmer hands off a hastily written "invitation."
Here you are! No need to worry about the details of it, everything's in order.
>>11014449
Major Ocelot
I'm the supposed husband so I should get in, right?
>>11014449
Look ya son of a gun, I was clearly invited to spice things up.
Tell you what. Twenty dollarydoos do it for you?
>>11014479
So... Like the Dutch?
>>11014449
boi if you skip my shitpost entry i swear to fuck you are SO uninvited to my birthday party
>>11014275
Steve Albini
I was invited and if you try to deny me, I'll fuck your mother.
>>11014449
Ruby Gloom
>Gives a kissu and an invitation
>>11014319
>>11014449
>hands you the invitation
>>11014449
>>11014508
Same.
>>11014508
You mean guy who's invited? He's invited. Of course he'll get in.
>>11014449
Agent 4
>she shoves something in your face that's written in yellow ink in some foreign language
>>11014529
good thats good
my mama rentin me a bouncy castle this year and tendie buffet
>>11014488
I dont want to sound too aggressive so I give people obviously wrong options.
>>11014504
The who?
>>11014477
Kill yourself TND. Seriously kill yourself for me.
>>11014559
Grunt you little shit you better give Natsuki-san an invitation or else you won't get in
>>11014379
>>11014449
>>11014479
It's how you get out of the loony bin! Or stay out.
>>11014449
It's uh, it's Vinny!
>>11014275
The Giant Rat That Makes All The Rules
>Gives you a box with a tiny rat friend inside
>>11014587
Now that's fucking awesome
Fuck yeah gas coin
>>11014587
>>11014449
I must have been really drunk when I did this, but yeah I recognize my classy style, it's definitely legit Subaru
>>11014587
>gun spin man
>>11014587
>rigged for gascoigne
>>11014449
> Aphex Twin
I'm the DJ.
>>11014581
An invitation? But I dont know any weddings going on?!
>>11014590
I do not need to.
>>11014559
The Netherlands? Never heard of them? They basically built their country out of the sea and do all sorts of international aid, diplomacy and stuff. Otherwise global warming will basically sink their country.
>>11014612
Fyxe, please. Help me out here! I was totally invited to your thing.
Isn't this just geniune?
>>11014275
me 323 was invited
>>11014651
The cuRENT ARENA, DUMMY
YOU NEED AN INVITATION
>Hands you an extra
GO NOW AND GIVE HIM THIS BEFIRE YOU MISS OUT
>>11014660
>>11014449
Hmm yeah sure! I recognize Ocelot's writing style.
He's on Subaru
>>11014651
You sound more like a cultist than a gang member!
>>11014275
>>11014403
Here's my invite.
One moooooooore~!
>>11014669
Even Vinny tried harder than this.
>>11014673
Everyone that showed me something got in. I'm not letting randos in on your special day.
>>11014671
O-oh, RIGHT!
>>11014449
Here Subaru!
>The magma grunt hands in hers.
>>11014660
That sounds like a bunch of perfect allies!
>>11014704
Sorry. This Is A Christian Wedding And I'm Here To Defend It.
>shows security request
>>11014609
>Thanks 20 years in some website thanks internet
>>11014616
>https://youtu.be/kQZmvO34NOk
Alright guys, first 24..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................but do this or your not in
>>11014735
> it encourages arrpee which is a 10 for effort in my book
>>11014735
Literally all you have to write is your entry name and >presents invitation
Kys
>>11014756
>>11014759
>It's okay because it's Souda!
>>11014756
What if I roleplay someone who doesn't have an invatation???
>>11014735
I think he just fuckin around for RP's sake
Soodoo ain't no cherrypicking bitch.
>>11014735
*tick tick tick tick*
i'm in
>>11014673
Fantastic.
>>11014704
What? I would do NO such thing! I am nothing but the most pious saint here!
>>11014712
Bam, there ya go. I contributed without joining your magma crew.
>>11014771
whats wrong with cherry picking
if i don't want someone in my game they wont be in my game
Weeeeee're starting!
Congratulate the fox and the sneak for tying the knot!
Oh, and the only swaps that will be accepted are the ones from people that HAVE INVITATIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaJzTWX_Io
>>11014559
You would make a terrible scholar.
>>11014790
>The droid surveys the tribute roster and turns around.
There is approximately a 98% chance of failure for each and every one of us. That may be a deterrent to some.
>>11014771
I'm exactly that, actually. I didn't really care to host, so I figured I'd mess around while doing so. If I'm not wanted then I'll gladly stop and do what I was doing before.
>>11014790
>Inkling balls up the paper invite she made in a few seconds with a loose piece of paper and pencil, and throws in a trash bin behind her
Ready to roll!
>>11014790
This is already going really well.
>>11014790
Please kill me so the wedding does not become official
>>11014790
Ah man. Let's get the show on the road!
>>11014790
I'm with.. a giant rat. That's.. that's going to end well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMD3nUd_CtE
>>11014821
Stfu and run the damn game, CJ <3
>>11014819
>96%
Ftfy*
>>11014790
>Ave Maria
Nice. The more that wedding goes on, the more I know it's definitely mine... Next time I go to Vegas with Ocelot though
>>11014790
Ready to turn this celebration into anything but, so let's waste no time in starting.
>>11014790
Thanks for nothjing.
>>11014790
>>11014831
But then who would be the one to marry Fyxe? Gascoigne? Vinny? Me? You have to marry her Ocy, you love her.
>>11014790
This aint gonna take too long is it? Never been to a wedding before..
>>11014790
>Agent 4 shouts something in her native language, stuffing the invite away for safekeeping
>and then presents a thumbs-up
>>11014864
>>11014831
No! We just did a very very wrong mistake.
I've already got the divorce papers prepared! I'm too young for marriage.
Besides Ocelot's already decided he wanted to die alone.
>>11014790
Levi only doing this because she needs a little bit of experience in weddings.
has anyone been to Launch Base Zone before
>tfw don't notice thing because on the verge of passing out
>know nobody will swap me in even if i try to fix it now
th-thanks
It's starting! Please PICK SOMEONE AND DANCE WITH THEM AS SPHEX TWINS DJS FOR EVERYONE! I want to see those hips moving! We'll do cake and gifts soon enough! I have so much more planned out for all of you that were invited!
>>11014848
Sorry you chose the wrong person, but I have a job to do.
>>11014899
it's a shit feel m9
go tf to sleep
Reminder that it's okay when Okabe does it.
>>11014903
D-DOES THIS COUNT AS A DIVORCE????
>>11014864
What? I wouldin't marry a fox! What do you take me for?
> fun fact: his mods are furries
>>11014889
Oh come on Fyxe I bet you guys will have an explosive Honeymoon by the end of this.
>>11014903
You really need all that armor just to play some music?
>>11014916
Did anyone say that?
>>11014899
It won't be a reoccurring thing, but it's nice to spice it up every now and again. Sorry you were about to pass out, but it's better if you go to bed than to stay up and watch this train wreck.
>kissus
Goodnight!
>>11014903
>Fyxe and Ocelot killing each others on the first slide of their wedding
KEK
>>11014937
>[muffled its okay when Okabe does it in the distance]
>>11014939
>It won't be a reoccurring thing
Except for the past, like, four games you've hosted have all been the exact same bullshit.
>>11014903
So I don't get injured. Duh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfmaALfxVGM
>>11014903
The more this goes on, the more suspect this might be a sham!
>>11014903
Alright! Hold on to your butts! Let's see what happens here
>>11014939
but now i'm going to stay up until i get into a game...
>>11014846
96% can still be read as approximately 98% given enough leeway.
>>11014903
Apologies, but these are means to an end. I may have been among the casualties otherwise. The statistics do not lie.
>>11014889
I rather die alone than with you!
>>11014903
Well well well...
>>11014937
>Literally anybody else tries doing this
>Shitposted into oblivion
>Okabe does it
>Everybody loves it
>>11014903
Wait a second, levi thought she was going to a wedding, not to "gravity fools" or whatever this is called.
>>11014967
Go tf 2 sleep
So now that the fox is dead I guess we can all go on our own way? Nah! PLEASE GIVE OCELOT AND/OR FYXE THEIR GIFTS! I hope you all got them something good!
>>11014949
I didn't leave anyone out during the "give me something" thing. You're getting your things mixed up, anon. It's okay though. I forgive you.
>>11014995
i can't sleep in a shit mood
>>11015006
fap 2 sum loli porn
>>11014923
>>11014903
Yeah.... Explosive....
Except it wasn't by the end, not at all.
>>11014984
Alright Ocelot.
It's an official divorce.
You have fun with the party while I go away with the car. Bye bye!
>>11015006
Listen to something soothing
Play some games to blow off some steam
I'unno
>>11015005
>i've prepared absolutely nothing because i had no idea this was thing
what did I miss
>>11015005
This is officially the worst marriage ever...
>>11015005
I'm gonna be keeping this.
>>11015035
WAIT THAT'S MY CAR!
>>11015005
Ocelot kills me on the BB, then tries to cheat on me with a psycho and gets killed.
This is the best wedding ever.
>>11015042
My Las Vegas Wedding apparently
>>11015026
>>11015036
nah neither of those will do the trick
i've had an overall shit day I feel like garbage, but i just wanted to enter a game before bed. i can't even do that right
>>11015005
Damn, the bride and groom already kicked the bucket? If this is what weddings are like I gotta go more often!
>>11015035
You both are already in a honeymoon? That's lovely Fyxe, I didn't know you two loved eachother that much.
>>11015042
A marriage.
>>11015005
Right. Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihyQf8mww3o
Huh...they're both dead now.
GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE USE OF THIS WEDDING ROOM REGARDLESS!
Ahaha, it's good night to be alive!
>>11015066
Oh
Well
I can't really help you then
I'm sorry
I love image filters so much.
>>11015005
Aw shit. Now that Fyxe's gone I guess Ocelot is... Uh. Not sure.
>>11015035
Holy shit that's fucking hilarious how fast that took. I'm dying...
So uh, congrats?
>>11015005
>Grimmer gladly squats down and allows Albini to climb onto his shoulders, slowly rising above the other man's weight to give him the perfect height for apple-picking. Although it's excruciating work, he never lets up with his smile.
Argh...there we are! Hope you get what you need, pal!
>>11015068
>>11015065
...wedding?
>>11015026
kys kamina
>>11015113
>implying my taste in lolis is that shit
no u kys
>>11015083
Don't touch that...
> he transforms into his folded self and begins chasing after the blonde-haired woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CMBb-VjdnQ
>>11015061
Whoopsie doopsie, consider this a payment for breaking my heart Oce...
>"DO YOU LIKE... MY CAR??" echoes around as she drives into the distance.
>GAS GAS GAS
>>11015068
Sure. Me and Ocelot's car on the Californian coast.
>>11015092
I love how Fyxe purposely avoids filters. So cool of him that he can't just let it be. He's so cool in the fact that everyone has to see every single one of his posts.
>>11015083
>Grimmer plants his foot down on the ground, standing tall in front of Sakura's campsite.
There's really no cause for concern! I'll make sure that you rest in peace - I can sacrifice some sleep to ensure that you make it through the night.
>>11015126
Oh.
Well can I get a ride then, I never saw California.
Do squids count as some kind of furry? If so I think Adachi found a new reason to hate them!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Gas can is going to be leaving with all the honey's tonight. Can't beat a man that can take care of himself, right?
>>11015103
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Don't ask questions, just gimme a present and be done with it.
>>11015097
Thanks Sip... Any present for me or what? Just because I'm a ghost doesn't mean I can"t enjoy that.
>>11015126
Noooooooooooooooooo
>>11015140
>>11015083
Well... At least you don't look like the kinda guy that would slit my throat in my sleep..
Alright, but don't expect anything in return, pal..
>>11015153
>"Crap, I don't have money for a present.." Johnny thought.
>"I gotta come up with something..."
Here momma, have some grass I found in my neighbor's yard.
>>11015005
...Well? I'm certainly not going to be the guinea pig.
>>11015149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U
Leviathans can float, so she'll be okay.
>>11014373
Do you know whomst I is?
someone's going to host after this
right?
>>11015202
That's why you're meant to put things that swim into a weighted bag before throwing them in.
>>11015212
I'm going to bait a game and then fall asleep to some netflix
>>11015128
It clearly bothers Fyxe that people filter him.
>>11015083
>The squid comments something in her tongue, grinning like a buffoon
>looks like she doesn't care she got caught
>Haven't touched my coder in a week
Ahaha......
A-Aren't you supposed to be doing DJ stuff...?
>>11015212
I might. Haven't decided yet.
>>11015143
Yeah sure Ruby, come in. Next destination: Los Angeles.
I hope you don't mind some music for the mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYEkz9ApqsE
>>11015197
...
Hey! Thanks!
I'm gonna plant it somwhere and after a phew month, I'll have an entirely new yard.
You can come in, even if you don't have an invitation.
We're going on a CLASS TRIP so please be ready to go in the morning!
>>11015228
And I'm sure he knows clearly that it bothers me when I can't filter him.
>>11015149
Damn. That's pretty fucking cool.
>>11015153
Well, I was going to give you just a big ol' check and tell you to go nuts because, let's be honest here, money is the easiest gift.
So yeah, here's 250, courtesy of sipsco
>>11015149
>>11015198
You really need the little girl to play bait here?! ..Whatever, I can handle it!
>Kyouko grabs the bears attention and vanishes into the treelines with it not far behind.
>>11015202
Are you really this stupid? Look, like this.
>Kyouko drives the tent stake into the ground with a stomp
>>11015241
Get that bastard outta here before I kill 'em! All my snacks are smashed and ruined!
>>11015269
...Bye, then! I'm gonna go get a snack!
>>11015202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUYrcjmHf0w
>>11015241
Uh, yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2i8eb5b84A
>>11015269
I hate bugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0q1gCsZykg
>>11015180
>Grimmer gives Sakuya a thumbs up as he gets onto his knees and begins to dig around in his massive bag.
Haha, glad to hear I'm not freaking you out. I've received a few comments in my time here, and I don't think they were supposed to be the encouraging kind.
But that's okay! Making sure that someone worth it has a peaceful night's rest is reward enough. Now let's see, what do we have in here...?
>>11015278
I wish I could send you my filter but I don't trust my own coding enough to let others use it.
>>11015264
Oh don't worry, it's your car, your rules.
Well I mean it's your car NOW, but let's just forget about that.
>She say before opening the door and sitting down on the seat before slowly closing the door and putting the seat-belt on herself
I'm ready.
>>11015206
probably, but i sleep now
And here we go! We're going to be playing some cool games!
>>11015317
Atleast tell us who is on it
>>11015281
Yeah don't worry Sip I'm used to that kind of thing. People usually do that on your birthday after you're 16. Thanks!
And please enjoy yourself.
And by enjoy yourself, I mean; win.
>>11015264
Great, I'm gonna get my shirt dry cleaned ASAP.
But is it gonna be in Las Vegas? Last time I went to Las Vegas I almost didn't come out
>Johnny scratches his chin for a moment before raising his finger
Is there gonna be food?
>>11015317
Just knowing that I get under his skin gives enough satisfaction to make it balance out. Thanks though.
>>11015241
Well, at least the guide is accurate. I wish it wasn't. Pt-ooey.
>>11015269
I've never heard of locusts that enjoy feasting on metal and wires. The outcome was decided from the start, really.
>>11015287
>The droid watches as Kyouko runs away, bear in tow, vanishing into the treeline. He's silent for a moment.
That sorted itself out nicely.
>>11015335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLtryMe7VOo
>>11015335
Boooring.
>She elects to take a nap.
WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH THIS HORRIBLE WEDDING!
I know you're all excited!
>>11015335
Coolio.
>>11015355
I could of been really awkward and given you a really personal gift or something and say it came from the bottom of my heart, right?
All jokes aside, I'll try to win this thing
>>11015394
my boi gassy gonna take two today?!
give me a gimmick for game
>>11015394
I'm still confused!
>>11015394
I'm surprised the DJ made it this far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4BEpxiF4Qk
>>11015338
Red's avas.
Aussa's avas.
Every furry ever posted.
>>11015394
Hm. Perhaps I was wrong about the locusts, since I've never heard of wolves that enjoy the aforementioned feast. Further analysis is necessary, but first, I must perish. Goodbye.
>>11015420
My fucking nigga.
stop banning me
We're done!
>>11015444
RIGGED
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE DJ FOR BEING THE LAST ONE ALIVE!
And he caught those lovely flowers too! How cute!
>>11015444
lol
Do you know why I hate you, Fyxe? You're passive aggressive and arrogant.
And here are the placements
I SURE HOPE I DIDN'T RUIN EVERYTHING WITH MY BAD ATTITUDE
>>11015444
Awwww shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>11015459
>>11015470
Congratulations to what USED to be the couple, and thanks for hosting.
oh and that guy too.
>>11015269
>Kyouko manages to dodge the majority of the darts, making it to the other side of the hallway as she let out a relieved sigh. Little did she know that one managed to stick her right in the arm, the toxin causing her to collapse and slowly fade into unconsciousness.
>She then respawns back outside of the arena with an annoyed expression.
>>11015315
>The redhead gives Grimmer a suspicious look, watching him carefully as she sits down.
Well, you're definitely a weird guy for this place's standards.. You're way too cheerful, don't you realize I could end up killin' ya any time? Doesn't make sense for you to try and help me out like this.
>Kyouko takes her eyes off of the guy and stares at his bag instead
Watcha got there anyways?
>>11015470
>Thanks for hosting Okashit
>>11015485
kys Eric
>>11015459
thanko danko for hosto bosto
>>11015494
nufag detected
>>11015459
Sick, m8
>>11015470
It was strange.
>>11015459
>>11015470
I suppose congratulations and the like are in order. Until the next massacre.
>>11015459
We are the music makers. And we, are the dreamers of dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIXYPjIWPGY
Thanks for hosting.
>>11015494
Um. I haven't been around for awhile, so... Who?
>>11015319
Okay tie your seatbelt tight because I'm not the best driver around... But I try!
>Funky music blasting she drives them into the highway in a stereotypical 80s movie montage fashion.... Minus the smooth driving of course. Someone could get seasick, even if there is no sea.
>>11015356
Well... It's over in fact. I mean, it DID happen in Vegas but you know the drill... I probably partyied too much and this happened.
>She hands him a plate with a chocolate cake on it.
I kept you this though.
>>11015397
>>11015444
Welp Sip...
Hmmm... I guess that victory was Aphex's payment for being the DJ. Still, cool game, thanks for coming.
>>11015470
>>11015459
Thanks for the wedding Subaru.
Now host a divorce game please
>>11015470
>Thanks for doing the do
>>11015461
>hush
>>11015470
That was pretty boring, but thanks!
>>11015494
nufags need to leave.
>>11015470
Aww, so close. Good work!
Thank youuuu.
Someone host now
>>11015516
I think he means Eric Andre.
>>11015534
why
>>11015470
Can we proceed to the divorce game now?
>>11015518
Wouldn't miss it a party like this, even though it didn't accomplish much. In fact, I'm pretty sure it didn't accomplish anything.
>>11015537
Ooooh. Well, I can say for a fact, that I'm not him. How will I prove it? Well... Not sure if I can, but take my work for it.
>>11015518
That's okay. I can't afford dry cleaning or a ticket to Vegas, let alone both.
Thanks for the cake though.
>Johnny grabs the entire cake and shoves it in his mouth, getting all his fingers dirty which chocolate, which he proceeds to suck on one by one
Could have used some Oreo pieces in there.
>>11015470
>Thanks for the game!
>>11015491
>Grimmer continues to probe his bag before finally pulling out a weapon to help defend the campsite. He zips up the bag and sits on a nearby chair, putting his hands behind his head and watching the horizon.
I'm perfectly aware of the risks I'm taking by helping you out. But if you'd really wanted to kill me, I get the feeling you'd have done it already.
What's in the bag? Just an assortment of useful items and memories. What little I have...
Post ava wallpapers what you're listening to.
>>11015673
Nice image count dude
>>11015602
Well... You're not wrong, but we had fun and the cake was great. Isn't it what's important?
I had fun... About 5 seconds until Ocelot killed me but you get the idea.
>>11015604
No oreos sorry... Ocelot's a real tightwad, he only prepared the minimum.
Buut...
>She takes out a fresh beer.
Maybe you'd like that? Sorry you're kinda getting the scrubs, but I assure you, my stuff is top quality.
>>11015673
what
>>11015700
>>11015700
>>11015700
>>11015673
Zozzle