Soft, fuzzy hugs. Squishy paws. /plush/ is back

I got a prostate massage while I held my favourite plushie last night. It felt so good to nestle into her soft paws while my mommygf milked me.

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>>10996373

>>10996773
That's a lovely cumstain, honey

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>>10996798
Glad you think so

Thread topic: Plushies you want to own in the future. Include pics~

>>10996955
I adore seeing well-loved plushes with matted fur. A tell-tale sign of being treasured.

>>10997967
Hot.

>>10995854
>/plush/ is back
Oh no

This is autistic

>>10997967
How do you even aim like that.

>>10998202
Please let someone spam this Thread like last time. These plushophiles are pure caner

Yay! Been waiting for a new one.

>>11001341
>/trash/
>complaining about cancer

b r u h

>>10997967
jolteon is not for lewds

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What does a blowjob feel like? What separates a bad, good, or exceptional bj? And what kind of girls give the best head?

Also you must reply thanks Magikarp or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

I've only ever had shit blowjobs so I can't tell you.

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>>10996321
>the vagoo is fuzzy
please stop

>>11001478
So what made them shit?

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Blowjobs do not feel as good as you think. They feel 50% as good as sex. I have only cum once from a blow job, the others I either told the girl to give up or just jerked off in her mouth/ fucked her.

blowjobs really arent good rather just beat my meat

>>11001467

feels good if done right, no teeth, she has to open wide and I personally prefer if she can deepthroat, gets me off easier that way

if done wrong its a torture and eventho you might appreciate the gesture of someone putting your genitals into her mouth you're praying for it to finish asap, which might be a problem since you can't nut fast enough due to the blowjob being shit.

>>11001492
You've obviously never been with someone who knew what they were doing.

>>11001467
like bags of sand

>>11001492
Find a girl who can do it properly then, anon. I used to think so too before I met Claudia. Goddamn, Claudia... Brb, fapping

>>11001492
and to answer your other questions, girls often do stupid ass shit with a blow job. Suck so hard like they literally wanna suck the blood out of the head of your dick, or pull my dick skin down to the point of utter pain. Another one is often times just as you are about to finally cum, they slow down or stop and you lose all the momentum

Most things they do wrong are done with good intentions, but they do shit like go to fondle your balls and just squeeze too hard and it hurts.

>>11001527
Post claudia

>>11001536
No, sorry. She doesn't deserved to get doxed by some anon.

>>11001467
Bad blowjobs are, well, bad, you don't feel much and can easily lose boner. Excellent blowjobs are really something, when the girl sucks with no hands, laying between your legs and her hair is tingling your abdomen, that's really something. It was one of the best shots of my life. Sadly, she didn't like the ending much.

I didn't find any pattern to which girl is good and which is bad at blowjobs. Some just have the talent, I guess. You need to try and see.

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>>11001467

Blowjobs can be great if the person doing it is enthusiastic about it. Too often you can tell that they just don't care/just using it as foreplay so they can use your meat.
But then you have the ones that just really want to make you happy amd get you off. Grab your ass and push that dick down their throat. Really go down on it, gauging your reaction to see what feels good and keep doing that. Those are good blowjobs.

>>11001520
This.

For those that have gotten head from lots of chicks, what percentage would you say are able to deepthoat?

>>11001566

1/3

>>11001570
Those ain't bad odds.

Thanks magikarp

>>11001488
Not enough focus on the balls. Not deep enough. Not sensual enough. Taking too many breaks.

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>>11001492

thanks Magikarp

Anyway now that cancer is done, good bj has some suction, but not enough to suck your dick off your body. Should be wet enough to glide in, not dry, not sloppy as fuck. She should fit more than the tip in (had a chick who sucked the head while I jacked it, not the best).

Tongue action is godtier. Specially frenulum licking. Eye contact and communication are essential.

>>11001467
I was about 7 years old when i started getting my dick sucked regularly as much as several times daily maybe even ten times which was because at the time it was the greatest thing on earth and i couldnt help but want more and more

At that time the blowjobs consisted to my best recallection of intense suck of the shaft and major pressure onto the head which felt amazing

Today im quite perverted to where i need my dick sucked and bitten onto cause the sensation isnt quite as exciting as it was many years ago, i ask these women to try to suck the poison out of me as its hard for me to cum, on top of that ill explain that id like for them to suck so hard i want them to imagine thier head collapsing from all the suction and it never works

As for bad head its just far far too regular and fustrating
Imagine you want some great suction on your cock and all you get is licked and some bullshit dick in mouth good enough i did it action ///// uhhhhh that is totally lame i need better

>>11001603
Lol thanks for bringing me to this post Magikarp

>>11001467
>What does a blowjob feel like?
depends
>What separates a bad, good, or exceptional bj?
bad: hurts; you feel teeth
good: feels nice, no teeth
exceptional: amazing, knows how to use tongue

>And what kind of girls give the best head?
the ones who do it a lot and had guys tell her how to do it

>>11001467
It's basically just a rod of flesh ramming up and down your throat. Try it with a sausage, it feels the same, kinda.

>>11001467
bad blowjobs make your dick soft
good blowjobs make your dick hard
it's not that hard to figure out

Thanks Magikarp

>>11001467
Thanks majikarp

>>11001527
I need Claudia

>>11001643
She settled down with some asshat. Shame, really. God, she was fun.

Not as great as I thought it'd feel.
But I guess I've only had blowjobs off my ex. My girlfriend now is gonna give me head here and there so I dunno, could depend on what type of girl you get.

>>11001585
Fucking hell this.
Don't go for nice girls, I'll tell you that right now.
Even the one's into BDSM are fucking shit.

Never had a good BJ. I've had a few decent one's. But none worth even thinking about.

Question: has anyone gotten a bj with the girl Tongue rolling while sucking? Cuz I find it impossible to do it and I'm getting sick of hearing my man saying how that chick that pulled that on him was so great.

My girlfriend sucks my dick almost every day so my dick is less sensitive during sex and I can last longer. This has led to her really improving. Suction and tongue movement. Lots of eye contact. She also likes it when I grab her head and deep throat her, sometimes it feels better than her sucking it just depends on the angle.

>>11001467
Feels like fucking heaven. The wetter the better.and imo coming in a closed mouth is better than spraying it all over.

>>11001467
they're pretty underwhelming, unless u have a pro sucking your dick, it's not that they're bad but most time girls just focus on getting your cock in and out of their mouths, when they should be using their tongues instead, also don't get me started on girls that don't realize their teeth are scraping your cock,yikes

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Thanks Magikarp!

Spit is super important to. The more the better. I tell my girlfriend to completely slobber all over my dick, it just pours out of her mouth. She says she now starts salivating at the thought of my dick in her mouth

>>11001467
thanks Magikarp

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This girl wants me to fuck her mouth. Should I?

>>11001723
DO IT!!!!

Thanks Magikarp

Also it depends, I like it when they suck hard then gently use their tongue, deepthroating can feel great but it can also feel like utter pain and shit if they can't do it properly, and having a girl that swallows is always a plus.

>>11001723
Why does this even need to be asked? And more?

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>getting upset about furry stuff on /trash/
what a coincidents, its morning time in america, too. fucking yankees really do ruin everything fun

>>11001467
thanks magikarp


cunt

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>>11001492
trips of truth.
Sex is sooo much better than a blowjob. Eating pussy is better than a blowjob. if a girl is 'good' at it, be prepared for a shitstorm of other problems.
blowjobs are a favor, not even a sexual one- an orally pleasing nerve endings one that longtime GF's or wives give to guys who love them.
stick to this, don't ruin a girls face cuz
>muh nerve endings
don't be stonefaced, wannabe hardass whose ass mizewell be soup to a loveless bitch.
Sex is about loving a woman. Avoid degeneracy. Dodge the crowd.
Don't lay there like baby huey in your recumbent blow job pose. Charge the bitches.

>>11001704
Is that the same girl? Is this what Magikarp looks like without a dick in her mouth?

>>11001745
Yeah, fuck Americans, I hope Korea nukes them.

>>11001758
bust a nut, one off

>>11001758
You don't make a whole lot of sense. Are you Shia LaBeouf by any chance?

teeth are bad

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How do people manage to remain virgins after 25 years old? Hell, how do wizards even exist? You're telling me in 20+ years a girl has never ever showed interest in you? Do you guys even try?

some men have there nuts stuck up there butt hole

I just don't socialize. I work and then go home to play videogames and listen to music.

27 here. A girl showed interest in me once, but I was far too paranoid and autistic to go down that road.

Some girls/guys just never found the right person to lose their virginities to. I know poeple of both genders that are virgins past 30.

>Do you guys even try?

No.

I add a dash of oregano to my pizza

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>>11001842
>do you even try?
Can you believe that people out there don't try? As in, as men, you're expected to go out there and get 'em. For some, that's too... scary/unappealing/boring/bothersome/confusing so, yeah, some just don't try. And those don't that don't try will never get a fuck.

>unless you're chad of course.

>>11001842
>You're telling me in 20+ years a girl has never ever showed interest in you?
That is exactly what I'm telling you. It has never happened, once. A girl has never even smiled at me that wasn't like, at work where she had to smile at me. People always point to women dating like guys with down syndrome and shit but women get massive social credibility doing shit like that. That's why half of those screenshots are from Facebook with obviously attention seeking captions. so they can get compliments and showered with praise. They get nothing from dating an average manlet, except groans of disgust from their friends. Do I try? I used to but I've slowly given up on it because I don't care anymore. If it happens, it happens. I'm not going to kill myself over it though.

>You're telling me in 20+ years a girl has never ever showed interest in you?
yes
>Do you guys even try?
no

You can't meet girls if you don't meet girls. A lot of Introverts are happiest when they are alone. I haven't had a serious relationship in my whole 23 years of life and I feel just fine.
I never bothered trying. Whenever I think I'm lonely it's because im just horny. Then i fap and the feeling goes away.

>>11001842
How? Because they don't have sex you fucking imbecile. Tf

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>implying women want to fuck guys like this

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>>11001842
im autistic, so i dont recognize when people are interested in me, which usually results in them losing interest.
its a vicious cycle
>mfw

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it's impossible for me to get a girlfriend

i'm boring and ugly, and there's nothing really good about me. i'm very low-ambition and tired all the time. i don't have many interesting thoughts, and i don't do much at all.

i've never met someone that i could naturally click with, any attempt would need me to force it, and that's lame and uncomfortable. plus any girl in my league would be ugly like me. i'll pass. i'd rather be alone forever than subject myself to the discomfort and humiliation of dating.

>>11001842
The problem is that they DO show interest in me they just aren't what I want. My first requirement is that they ask me out. Instead I get "signals" and they will sit there and try and make me ask them out. Its completely unattractive and only proves to me that they are not anywhere close to what I want and I wont be happy with them. I've had girls explode on me because they tried for three months to get me to ask them out. Once they give me a moment to calm down I simply ask them "Well if you were interested in me why didn't you say something? Why didn't you ask me out?" Which only serves to piss them off more which makes me laugh which pisses them off more. Its worth it though. I dont have time for whores that try to stick to the old ways.

33 year old virgin reporting in, which apparently was not an original comment. Fuck you r9k.

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>>11001842
>You're telling me in 20+ years a girl has never ever showed interest in you
Yep

>Do you guys even try
It doesn't matter if you try, either you got something that someone likes (hopefully not just money) and if not you're ignored

Tell me do you interact with every person that you see?
Why?
Now imagine, yes think really super duper hard and picture everyone ignoring a single person
You got that?
That's a lot of people on this board or at least it used to be

>>11001842
No, I don't try. 3D women are annoying and ugly.

>>11001942
New r9k is filled with normies with below average self esteem that come here to make themselves feel better by comparing themselves with autists.

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>>11001842
normie, we are not even the mental state to try. In a never ending ride of unsoothable emotional anguish do you really think bitches are my main concern? No. In fact, anything i may want is decades away from what i need. I just want a peaceful mind.

>>11001961
>tfw my biggest concern is if i will be able to fall asleep in the next 7 hours

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I don't leave my house, live with my parents, have no driver's license or job. A woman in general has quite literally no reason to find me appealing for a mate. The whole personality shit is a joke and women look at your life as a whole and not just what type of person you are. My life is shit therefore i am shit.

I was also morbidly obese for most of my life before losing the weight this year which probably didn't help me before. I don't see myself losing my virginity this decade or ever.

>>11001842
I'm 35.

>You're telling me in 20+ years a girl has never ever showed interest in you?
A girl has never showed interest me, at all.

>Do you guys even try?
No, not anymore. I did a lot when I was in my 20s, but I'm not the type of guy to just ask out random girls. When I was younger I tried going for girls I at least knew somewhat, because I knew their personality. I don't want to go and try and hookup with random women I don't know and even if I tried, I doubt I would have had any success. I'm not tall, I have mediocre looks, I'm quiet and shy, I got nothing going for me.

That's pretty much it. I would date the first nice girl that actually made it somewhat clear she was interested, my only physical standard is "don't be a mutant". I don't care if you're fat, skinny, weird, black, white, mentally ill, just be a nice girl that wants to be with me and not want to take advantage of me. It's not going to happen though.

they have but i have issues after being sexually abused as a kid

>>11001842
>You're telling me in 20+ years a girl has never ever showed interest in you?

Yes, exactly.

>Do you guys even try?

Overtime after no interest from girls, I've tried less and less. I haven't given up completely, but I don't care that much anymore.

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>>11001975
are you me?

>It's another "anon thinks he's tired enough to go sleep only to sprawl out of bed in a nervous franzy" episode

>>11001842
>Do you guys even try?
Not me, and I would also reject every possible opportunity.

>try
you mean "waste my time and the time of others"

no I don't try

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>>11001842
26 yo virgin here.
Yeah I have tried 3 times, the last one getting cucked the way I thought was only possible in shitty NTR hentai.
It made me realise I won't ever make it no matter how hard I try. Since then I have given up.

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I get the feeling I associate more with these types:
https://youtu.be/-EMg12QBUx4

People volunteer a lot of information about their abuse, or they pour a lot out on other people. Some women choose to flirt with abuse, while others are naturally bitchy, but you'll also get drug-addicted types who will solicit you for sex in company bathrooms. This antidepressant game is off the charts.

>>11002025
I don't understand the appeal of NTR. I always end up feeling so sad for the character getting cucked and how heartbroken he must feel.

>>11001842
It's practice. You go 10 years of not getting laid then another till you get to 30.

>>11002028
It's because it's so common for women to cheat nowadays that's it might as well become a fetish.

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>>11001842
>everything is just fine and everyone is just fine in the just-world which I fallaciously believe we live in

>>11002025
Tell me your ntr story anon. I want to feel hatred.

> You're telling me in 20+ years a girl has never ever showed interest in you?

Yeah but she was ugly >:|

>>11001959
can confirm its /comfy/ to watch
autists wallow in self pity and make yourself feel better

I'll bite. I'm 21 and went to a normie high school and normie public school. In 21 years, 2 girls showed interest in me. One when I was 14 when I had no clue what was going on and the other, I found out two years after the fact.

My looks are average and my social skills are below average, but nothing about me is extremely wrong.

Throughout my life I've had girls interested but because I thought I was an ugly loser and had no confidence I remained a virgin until 25

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>>11001842
>manage to remain virgins
oh yeah pal im just beating them off with a stick
A
FUCKING
STICK

Girls have shown interest in me. The problem is those same girls aren't exactly the types you want to stick your dick in. A lot of men who are in relationships or have kids likely fucked the wrong woman and they're stuck with them for life.

34 year old wizard here. I held out for the magic powers.

As someone who goes after virgins because they are virgins I'm sometimes surprised how they haven't gotten laid yet, but then there are others that it makes total sense why, either due to lost opportunities or just not going after the right women. I've slept with a guy who was 200lb+ and another that had a lot of acne all over his back and face but they still got laid (by me), so I think majority of robots have a chance.

>>11001842
It's not that I couldn't get girls, I'm just anti social.

>>11002099
>t. Witch feeding off of virgin's wizard powers

I've actually had quite a few girls interested in me, I have friends and redeeming qualities, and I'm not too bad looking either. The only real problem is I'm pretty much a sperg around women and even if I know someone's interested I'm too much of a pussy to do anything.

>>11002112
It's fun and they get something out of it too.

>>11002099
Why would you want to have sex with a 200lb person and someone covered in acne?

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Being a 33 year old virgin foreveralone isn't so bad, actually.

I don't have any friends, granted, but I honestly don't want any at this point. I have a job. I have an apartment, have 25k saved up for a house. I play video games, watch anime, surf the internet, play the guitar, read literature, listen to music, spend a lot of time alone at night, but it's not so bad, it's actually kind of comfy. I don't really wallow in misery or anything. If anything, I feel like a space traveler alone on a spaceship at times, or like someone who observes humanity from a distance. I'm honestly not sure I'd be any happier if I had a wife and a bunch of kids and a social life.

I was once drunk at a pub and a fat woman took my picture and aggressively rubbed my penis through my shorts.

31 year old dateless virgin here. It made me super depressed in my early 20's but I've accepted my fate now.

>>11002142
Living the dream. I wish I had a better job so I could live alone, but I couldn't stand college. I have a meh job that allows me to live with my family and pay most bills/food, and I'm the same, I just spend all of my time playing games and enjoying myself, no friends for several years either. Life's pretty good, just a bit short on the money side.

>>11002140
Virgins are cute.

>>11002067
>Normie school
That's implying robot schools exist

>>11002142
>I have an apartment, have 25k saved up for a house.
I have a house and wish I had an apartment -- like a one room studio apartment. Having a bunch of useless, basically empty rooms makes me a little sad.
t. friendless wizard living the dream as well

>>11002179

Do you have the rooms designated for anything? My goal once I get a house is to have a library room, a music room, etc.

Just because no one's said it before doesn't mean there's no way it's true. I may be a slut but I have a specific taste for men.

I look decent, but I always screw up the first date. For example:
>Take girl downtown to movies
>Ask if she's down to see Rogue One
>She wants to watch Moana
>k
>Walking out of theatre after movie
>"Did you like the movie, Anon?"
>"Bitch, I'm not a 5 year old girl."
>Silent on the ride home
>Never calls back

>I have a specific taste for men.
un-vaganized dicks?

Yeah, the kind of taste where you want to destroy something precious only to throw it away. How does a virgin benefit from being considered attractive by you, only to be discarded once you took his virginity?

>>11001842
>a girl has never ever showed interest in you
They have, but I live with my parents because debt/shit job, and I refuse to date unless I have my own place.

>>11001842
>be 5'4"
And there we go! That's it!

Seriously. I have a friend who's like 6'2". I see the looks girls give him and they're much different than the looks girls give me. There's nothing I can do about it.

That being said, I lost my virginity six years ago at 22 so I guess I can't complain too much.

That exactly.


Now you're just being silly and and implying things that aren't true. I haven't slept with anyone I was not dating before then, and more than 90% of the time we break up on mutual terms.

>>11001942
Also a 33 year old virgin here. Just wanted to let you know you're not alone, my wizard.

>>11001915
who is xfuukax, or any other camwhore. Theres also that one camwhore who fucks an Hapa Asian neckbeard.

>>11002028
It's the sad feeling. If you can't feel anything even feeling sad for a while feels good. Unfortunately NTR stops working after a while as well.
>>11002047
>Be a highschool senior
>A quiet manlet
>Finally gather courge to talk to that cute smart girl in my class
>lets call her A
>It goes fine somehow and we become friends
>She introduces me to her other friends
>They are normies but not chads and stacies
>Finally they decide we should all go to the lake have fun
>There would be 4 girls and 4 guys total
>My mom is so proud of me that I have finally made friends and intend to get outside
>Finally the day of the trip
>No other guy turns up
>It's just me and the girls
>Well whatever
>We get to the lake
>Set tents and go to the beach
>Lay down and try putting on sunscreen
>It's hard to put it on the back
>Ask A if she can help me
>They all laught at me and make sounds of disgusts
>Finally A gives up and does it
>The evening begins
>We wander around the town
>There a group of chads starts talking to us
>Feel uncomfortable but try to act like a chad as well in front of A
>We walk through the beach
>Chads jump with girls into the lake to swim durning moonlight
>Only me and A stays out of the lake, sitting next to each other and chatting
>I feel so happy
Cont.

>>11001915
That guy looks like he could be tall, so yeah, women would want to sleep with him.

>>11002299

>Finally chads with the rest of girls get out of the lake
>It happens they have tents set on the same campsite as we do.
>They move their tents closer to ours
>We all sit there and talk with each other
>The chads are all collage students
>I ask them about collage etc.
>It isn't too bad
>Decide to go take a piss
>Come back to the campsite
>Each girl is cuddled up with each chad
>A as well
>They say they are sleepy and goodnight
>Girls go back with chads to their tents
>A goes with the chaddiest chad of them all
>Just before entering the tent she cast a glance towards me then disappears
>My mind is blank
>Thanks to them moving tents closer to ours I heard them fucking the girls
>Even heard A being super into chaddiest chad
>I'm so angry
>I grit my teeth and try to sleep but can't due to A moans
>Get up and take a long walk along the shoreline

>>11001842
It's not that difficult man. Some of us have bigger concerns than mutually masturbating with some woman.

>>11002320
Jesus, dude. Sorry to hear. That must have hurt.

>>11001842
No I dont fucking try. Whats the point? I either get rejected and sulk for thinking im worth someones time or get lucky and make it work. The first is 98% likely. Fuck you

>>11001842
>a girl has never ever showed interest in you?
They have, I just don't reciprocate

>>11002350
It has broken me, but well, thats 3d girls for you. The funniest thing is that the next morning A asked me if I'm angry.

>>11001842
Many girls showed interest in me, I just didn't show interest in them (even though I was) :^)

27, almost 28.

Yes, I've tried, very hard.

Asked out many girls in highschool- terrible idea because then you have to see them in the hallway all the time.

Asked out many girls in college- complete failure.

Ever since college there's no longer young women to ask out and I don't have the youthful energy anymore to seek them out. Online dating of course is a complete waste of time. In ten years I've gone on a first date with only three fat girls.

I think women would like me if they were in a situation where they had to talk and get to know me, like if we were in a club or a team of some kind together, but that has never happened.

>>11002385
>The funniest thing is that the next morning A asked me if I'm angry.
Please tell me you didn't go full omega and at least called her out for being the slut she was

>>11002401
What's your job like?
I can't imagine someone with a good job having trouble finding a female, no matter how you look.

At 25+, they're just looking for a provider, so it should be easy pickings. Yeah it sucks the love will never be 'real' but atleast you'll have companionship.

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>>11001842
If I just want to relief my sexual urges masturbating is already enough. As for getting a girlfriend, there's little incentive to when the things I do can be done alone anyway (anime, games). On the other hand I'll have to expend money, time and energy on someone who doesn't care about me apart from having financial security since that would be the only possible reason why anyone would want to be with me in the first place.

>>11002419
I can get a loyal doggo that wouldn't betray me for the world for that

>>11001915
that guy has the iconic neckbeard look, so some nerdy chick will probably be into it, especially if it's smart.

I'm a 25yo virgin and its extra humiliating because I'm gay and not obese. I could easily get my ass rammed or suck a dick in 10 minutes by going on grindr but just the idea of having sex with a stranger gives me anxiety. I fell for the relationship meme but I'm awkward and have no interests/personality so I'm basically stuck in retard limbo. Plus I never naturally meet other gay dudes irl since I don't drink or go to bars/clubs

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>>11001842
I unironically believe the wizard meme
and it's not like I'm balls deep into IIH after reading dozens of books on western and eastern occult, esoteric, philosophy and theology so there's that

we'll be summoning deamons n shieeet

>>11002437
Well, I can't imagine having sex with a dog would be good, nor could you really have any type of decent conversation with it.(Unless you enjoy dog sex and one sided convos I suppose)

>>11002445
She'll bang him just to be cool.

>>11002419
I'm a CPA. Unfortunately my career is only slightly healthier than my dating life. I've had nothing but temp jobs for the last four years and none of them has hired me permanently for one bullshit reason or another.

>>11002497
maybe, but then maybe she'll also end up enjoying his company. the fact she'd bang him is good enough

>>11002411
I told her I was because I thought there was something more between us. She seemed repulsed. Later I heard from A's friend that the chad took A virginity that time and never called back. She's a lawyer right now though, so she doesn't have too bad life I guess.

>>11002542
>She's a lawyer right now though, so she doesn't have too bad life I guess.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>11002542
Your story infuriates me. It's disgusting that roasties give up their virginity so casually.

>>11001842
I'm to insecure about my small penis.
It's not about girls showing interest in me...even though it's slim to none

>>11001842
27
I've had tons of women express interest in me.
Anxiety and autism beat me down time after time.

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I am a Muslim with no husband.

>>11002597
I don't fucking get you people. Man the fuck up or you have no right to complain.

>>11002625
good to see the roasties sad that their kind missed out on some cash & prizes

>>11002484
You didn't say "sex" you said companionship. Learn to follow your own train of thought brainlet. Also I can't have a good conversation with people because I am agressively pessimistic. I don't want to change my shitty attitude either. As far as I'm concerned that's other people's problem.

>>11002638
Not a roastie- a man who's actually made the effort to put himself out there hundreds of times and still found the confidence to keep trying after each rejection. You're such a goddamn pussy that if a woman jumped in your lap you wouldn't know what to do.

>>11002625
I don't know what that means anymore.
I've been on dates, asked women out, gone through all the motions.
This isn't something that can be forced out. My anxiety and autism caused me to fuck it up at some point every time.
This mentality is like girl repellent. Even if they see something they like initially the behavior exhibited by my fucked brain scares them off.

>>11001842
Most robots are severely mentally ill even if they don't realize it and it keeps them isolated from experiences a typical person would have.

31yo virgin here. The thing is, most women won't approach you, even if they're interested. They'll give you subtle signals, but they want you to do the actual approaching. If you're shy and lack confidence, you won't act on these signals or even believe they're real if you notice them.

I'm in-shape, decent looking, have a good career, etc. I can look back at my past and see that there were a few girls who were almost certainly interested in me at various points in my life. But I was so stuck in the story that 'no girls could possibly want me' that at the time I was blind to signs they were trying to show me.

It hurts. There was this one girl in college... I was basically in love with her, and she kept making excuses to talk to me and sit next to me and do group activities with me. If I had asked her out, we might be married now. But I will probably die a virgin now. That sucks. And it probably won't be long, because I just bought a gun.

>>11002694
My uncle married an 18 year old when he was 31. You still have a chance.

>>11002702
Can you give us a step by step of how this scenario came to be, I wish to replicate his success once I'm his age

>>11002716
He got an MD, moved to the deep south and joined a conservative church that encourages marrying young and having large families.

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I'm only 22 but im almost certain ill make it the 3 more years and wizardhood is likely too. I indeed do not try. I like to keep to myself, even tiny get togethers i have with my tiny group of friends from highschool make me feel tired like 2 hours in. I generally much rather spend time at home than out, the idea of going to a club or a bar or some party with randos sounds unthinkable to me. Naturally im not pursuing any girl at all, and even if i were i doubt the relationship would work with most any fish i caught because im a super defeatist and picky about everything. I also spend most all my free time on video-games and have pretty degenerate fetishes and fantasies that i wouldn't feel comfortable sharing with a girl.

I mean, if i was actually trying to make staying a virgin a life goal and worked at it then there wont even be any odds to the contrary at all, I'd so easilly manage to die a virgin it wouldn't be funny.

Its pretty easy to manage still being a virgin, it would only be a challenge if girls were walking up to me.

>>11002702

Well thanks, but if I were that type of man, I probably wouldn't be a virgin. I couldn't relate to an 18yo and I'd feel creepy and so wouldn't really enjoy being with one, and wouldn't want to have noncommittal sex with someone I'm not in love with, et cetera.

>>11002694
>no girls could possibly want me
Kissless 24 y/o virgin here, this was the mindset I had up until recently too. I think what helped me the most was interacting with fetish-based communities, because there are some ugly motherfuckers there that still get themselves into plenty of relationships. It taught me that ordinary people are just as fucked up as us, they're just better at hiding it, which made me less worried and less pessimistic about what others think.

>>11002607
I am Muslim and I can marry you.

>>11001842
a girl showed interest in me multiple times throughout grade school. The problem is that I was always oblivious to it and went for girls who had literally 0 interest in me. I really was a retard

>>11001842
How am I suppose to know if a girl is showing interest in me?

>You're telling me in 20+ years a girl has never ever showed interest in you?
Very rarely have they appeared at all to have had a slight interest initially, and never have they kept that after an introduction in person.
>Do you guys even try?
Directly to get just sex? No, I haven't tried hiring a prostitute, ridiculously harassing strangers in the grocery store asking if they want to fuck, or meeting up with some 45yo pozzed tranny from craigslist.
But building a fulfilling relationship that includes sex, I have tried before to get towards, but I found the prerequisites to that insurmountable to me, so I stopped bothering.

>>11001842
Anyone else her living the tasteful voluntary celibate lifestyle?
Don't want women, even if they've shown interest in me.

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Reply to this post or your hairloss will double overnight.

If you are losing your hair shave it all off, it looks goof as fuck if you walk around with angel hair

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>>11002841
No, Billy. Your hair is just maturing. The proper solution is to style it.

>>11002835
I've got pretty good hair

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>tfw 20 years old
>baby face
>fairly severe receding hairline

>>11002835
>non-concern for women
throw this on the list of why women can't be robots

>>11002872
women go bald all the time

>>11002878
If by "all the time" you mean at rates that are absolutely minuscule compared to men, then sure.

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>>11002835
>full head of thicc wavy hair
>low test dicklet so it doesn't matter anyway

>>11002882
yeah it is miniscule but it's not without it's warrant
bald women are basically already so fucked genetically they almost qualify for robotism but they could still probably put out a craigslist ad and get someone to fuck them that week even if they look like jabba the hutt

>>11002889
>low test
that's why you have so much hair on your head
you're probably smooth as a fucking baby from the eyebrows down too

:(

scurry!

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>>11002835
FUCK YOU
IT IS NOT RIGHT
DONT USE MY INSECURITIES AGAINST ME
I THOUGHT ROBOTS SHOULD HELP EACH OTHERS

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>>11002900
Can grow a decent mustache but a full beard is out of the question. Moderate chest hair but I'm like 4.5 inches max rock hard. I've just accepted the fact that I'll never please a woman.

Pls no I'm already on fin I need my hair

>>11002835

Probably can't get much worse but ok.

>>11002835
hello jon

>>11002835


FUC KOFF I NEED TO HAVE MY HAIR

this is a reply made on 12/08/2017

>>11002835
hair falls into disrepair

>>11002878
If a woman went bald and got a hair piece she'd be muh empowered strong woman. If a man wears a hair piece its pathetic.

>>11002894
bald women can just put on a wig and nobody will ever belittle them for it. bald guy puts on a wig and everyone openly laughs at him as if he was the most pathetic being on the earth for just wanting to look normal.

>>11002969
>>11002976
Honestly, what is with this?

>>11002835
Can't risk losing more of my hair, I guess.

This is incorrect, my hairline is perfectly fine and your mother is gay

>>11002835
Please reconsider your uncharitable actions my dude

>>11002864
and
> no beard
> manlet
> chinlet
> chestlet
> dicklet

>>11002835
As far as /r9k knows, is it possible that bodyweight workout (mostly calisthenics and swimming) to cause hair loss? And there is any way to fix that?

>>11002835
Im getting real tired of this shit

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>>11002835
Just applied my daily dose of minox and then I see this thread.
Im only 20 years old and using minox for 3 years. Is there anything more sad than this?
WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? MINOX IS EXPENSIVE AS FUCK AS WELL.
JUST

Time for pictures.

>>11002835
>Reply to this post or your hairloss will double overnight.
I've been shaving my head for over 10 years anon.

>>11003078
Can I ask why Anon? Any good reason for me to start?

try maca root (not a meme)

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>>11002835
>tfw 0 x 0 is still 0

Mmmmmmmmmm you got me to originally reply

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>>11002835
who here gets their hair cut by mummy?
>tfw 19 and never been to a barber

>>11002990
I know this will not be a popular explanation but it comes from traditional ideas of masculinity that refuse to allow a man to have any weaknesses. /r9k/ seems to think feminists somehow made all this shit up but it's been chad pissing on us all along.

>>11002878
>>11002882

I once saw a woman with advanced MPB. As in an actual Norwood 6. With no wig, either (she was a cashier, so probably couldn't afford one). It made me feel a thousand times better about my own hair loss.

I'm fucking afraid of this shit happening to me desu

>grandpa is balding
>dad is not

Does balding skip a generation? Am I in for the hairline struggle?

>>11003084
because you look like shit if you're hairline goes to far back. Just do the right thing, grow a fucking beard, get /fit/ and shave your head

<s>also don't be a manlet.</s>

>>11003116
Holy shit are you literally me Niggers or ignored

>tfw hairlet

*Hairline, if the typo wasn't obvious

>>11002835
please dont oreganoloaaaa

>>11002835
I think not oreginalio

>>11002835
please dont, fuck offfffffffffffffffffff

grow, grow, grow, my tiny little hairs... grow, grow, grow...

>>11002835
NONONONONONONO
NOT HAIRLOSS

I'd actually like if my hair would thin out a bit, it's way too fucking thick.

>>11002835
Hi, amazing flow until the day I die

>>11002835
no

>>11002835
no no no no
please stop

>>11003264
talk to me in 5 years faggot

Im just gonna leave a reply here. Fuck OP

>>11002835
>used to get immense joy from making fun of hairlets
>hair has always been thick and beautiful
>start noticing recently my hairline is actually rapidly receding
i'm sorry bros

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>>11003022
How'd you know? This describes me almost perfectly

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Cool original thread fellow r9k poster

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>riken predict 2020 forecast
>Replicel a 2018 forecast

Well I guess better late than never

Maybe I can hang myself with all of this hair loss.

yes i'm at that age where my hair is thing.

>>11003310
>>Replicel a 2018 forecast

Where are you seeing this?

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I got bald and didnt give much of a fuck. Luckily my head does not have a strange form. Some bald people have strange heads.

Pic unrelated, just some big titties.

>>11002917
>Moderate chest hair

Ha. Hair legit only grows on my nipples. Every other part of my chest is smooth.

>>11002924
Any sides there?

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>>11003329
>Fag suit Samus
>ever

Pic related is the only patrician qt Metroid.

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>>11002835
Have pic related. Feels so bad man, i have a huge fat spot on the left side of head and now i cant walk into a room or go anywhere without feeling like someone is looking at me wondering if im sick. I already have vitiligo so this fucking spot on my head only makes me feel even worse about myself. Spots all of my body make me kinda stand out so i wear dark colors alot to stay low but man i just feel so fucking strange. I cant drive without being uncomfortable or go into a store or look qts in the eye anymore because ill see their gaze shift away and face change. Ive read online that its supposed to come back after a few months but its been a year already. Feels bad man.

>>11003327

It's a 2018/2019 forecast for Japan, to be fair. It'll probably still be years until it comes to America.

Right now, Follica is the only new treatment that seems like it has a solid shot of being released in America next year.

tfw your body is falling apart and was never remotely desirable in the first place
Better to have had and lost than never to have had at all

>>11003391
like
wear a hat

>>11002835

gay robot gay gay

>>11002835
fair enough ok

>>11003421
I brush my teeth twice a day and floss every night and still my gumline recedes because of disgusting eurotrash genes

>>11002835
DDDX

Hairlets, what is your opinion on fluffy curly hair? I'm the opposite of a hairlet, but my hair is very fluffy and curly and it's annoying as fuck.

>>11003302
That's what you get you fucking asshole

>>11002835
fck u

motherFUCK

>>11003391

I had that, doctors think it was caused by stress which makes sense as I was in a relationship with a abusive bipolar girl at the time. After we broke up and the stress left me, it took about 2 years of to be back to normal. My hair looks good again now though so fingers crossed for you anon

Can't risk it senpai jajajaja

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>>11002835
I'm not sure if im really balding or not, but I swear that my hairline is worse than last year.

>>11002835
You are a cunt faggot your thread is bad

>>11003484
It depends on how tight the curls are, really. If it's just kind of wavy, that's workable and can even look really good. If it's really tight curls or flat-out black people hair... well, at least you can keep it short.

>>11002835
Ffs balding isn't the end of the world, take finasteride, get a hair transplant. Hell I hear nofap helps by I can't verify that

>>11002835
I'm not balding yet but I'm scared daddy

>>11001842
I can believe it. If I didn't have a gf during high school, I'm 100% sure I'd have remained a kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin until today because she was the only one that has saw something in me for some reason.
However, I had to move and leave her, and I accepted the fact that I'll never find someone again.
I take care of my health, appearance, skills and knowledge only for myself, because I realized I'm undesirable.

>>11002835
has anyone tried finasteride/minox etc? Do they actually work? Are the side effects real? I want to start fin but I'm worried because I read it can give you manboobs and permanently make your dick stop working.

>>11002835
really hoping my genes give me at least one good trait :(

good lord plz dont

oreganno

>>11003558
That's bullshit.

no thanks don't want that

>>11002835
Who else /thickcurlyhair/ here?

>tfw nobody has invented a sure-fire cure for hair loss

P-please Anon, don't do this to me.

Can you make the dick hairs go away instead?

>>11002872
I watched some reality show with some bald chick (it wasn't from chemo, something else). Anyway she was an emotional wreck, all about being bald. Constant crying, pity parties, poor me, etc. One of the male cast mates shaved his hair to show solidarity.

When a guy loses his hair women show no sympathy or are brutal. More reason why women are soulless parasites.

>>11003622
>thick_straight_hair that won't stop growing
>need a haircut every other week

>>11002835
Haha bald fags

>>11002835
oreg hfx

>>11003484
>>11003622
>>11003687
no one cares, make your own thread cucks

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>>11002835
the receding has begun
make its stop

>almost 25
>start noticing thinning hair at 21
>heh heh it will be fine
>crown is thinning to the point where it is a cold spot in the winter by 22
>start minox and it has maintained
Also a 5'4 manlet and starting to gain weight since starting a full time job

>>11002835
It's slowly going my friend

>>11002835
just to be safe
original

Type 3 vertex here(crown line balding)
Has anyone had success with Rogain and/or propecia?
Debating shaving it all off or trying to save it.

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>>11002835
I went bald at 17 for the love of God people reply , you don't want to see this level of Wizardry.

Fuck a hairloss

>>11002835
>Reply to this post or your hairloss will double overnight.
Don't threaten me, I'm already getting paranoid over seeing strands of hair on my comb when I get out of a shower

>>11002835
You've made me just paranoid-enough to reply.

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>>11002835
please don't let it happen

>>11003851
that wojak has a really long arm

>>11003052
Just embrace baldness dude...haplens to most guys

>>11002835
why must you artificially inflate your shitty thread with a post like that?

not sure if I have hairloss but whenever I run my hand through my hair in the back like ten hairs at a time get on my hand.

>>11003456
you probably brush too hard

stop making me dude this man

>Reply to this post or your hairloss will double overnight
Boy don't hit me with that shit

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>>11002835
FSDGDGJHDFKJDGK

>>11002835
how would that even be possible

not takin chances however

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What's the current status of your hairline bros?
Mine's a less severe Henry Cavill.

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>>11002835
>0x2 is still 0
feels good my dude

>>11002835
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eh