Hunger games thread The mexican is the one killing in a wild

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>>10980748
Well, that was fast. Tell me, are you alright? I didn't see what happened, but it wasn't the best of fights, I'm guessing.
>Kosaku hides his disinterest under a mask of concern, intending to help her and then leave her on the way. "After all, those who go after me aren't useful at all."
>>10980772
>Kosaku's lucky, as the bone hits his chest, despite it still taking a lot out of him. "Oof! He had the gall to throw a body part at me? And it hurt so badly, too!" He rubs his chest, coughing quite roughly.
Yes, indeed, it is your funny bone. Are you alright? You threw a part of yourself at me, that surely must mean you're agitated!

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>>10980772
It's more of a human decency kind of thing...but you're not really human, at least not anymore; so I guess it kinda cancels out doesn't it? I'm still going to tell you to stay safe though, cause you could always get attacked by a wild animal that's in the market for a new chewtoy.

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>>10980808

my taste and opinions are utterly unclouded
they are all those of 'facts'

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>>10980808
Did I live?
Did I die?
I'm scared guys.

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>>10980772
>he runs off to hide behind a rock, then the sound of digging can be heard, as if he's looking for something

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>>10980638
>>10980691
>After a long, sorrowful tune, she slowly pulls the bow away, cracking open the single eye not hidden by her eye, the piercing blue orb staring in to him for just a second, before she smiles, and closes it again.
>>10980665
>>10980696
>The girl silently shrugs. Her body speaks for itself. Her clothes are rough, ragged but hardy, and her legs have a few small cuts and scratches all healed. Barefoot as she may be, she's comfortable walking around.
>On the other hand, her skin is odd-looking. Pale and grayish.
>>10980848
>A tiny smile plays on Yomika's lips again. It seems this was her idea of vengeance for before.

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>>10980848
Whew, I was starting to freak out for a second there.

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>>10980848

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>>10980897
*takes pictures of bottom event*

Sure glad this was a 36.

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>>10980831
>>10980880
>Ezreal walks along the forest trail, looking at all the life. There were plants and birds and rocks and...things...and...
>Ezreal decides that it'll be too dull of a trip if his partner remains silent, so he prods her with further questioning in an attempt to get her to speak.
Yeah, never mind that. You definitely seem like the kind to uh, enjoy nature. Although I've got to ask: are you sick? I don't want to offend, but you definitely look like you're sick.

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>>10980897
Darn...

>>10980921
come of FLAME
lets win this

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>>10980921

And our winner isssssssss

In before another Karen win. Can anyone stop her?

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>>10980837
Yeah, you don't say. Not only are you clever, but you're observational as well! A deadly combination, I'm sure.
>The skeleton's agitation is quickly replaced with confused mumbling though as he is struck with a memory: not long after slaying Kosaku, he had randomly exploded. Just...one second he had just drowned a man, and the next his bones went up in flames.
Hey. You. Did you plant dynamite in my bones when I first met you?

>>10980844
Yeah, animals are a real pain in my bony ass. Why do so many of them like to chew on bones? What's the appeal?
>The skeleton breaks off one of his fingers and waves it in Deku's face.
Here, chew on this. I want you to tell me what it's like to chew on a bone, maybe I'll understand why so many mutts do it.

>>10980869
>Craig falls to his stomach and begins to pull himself along the ground, trying to reach the rock Dug had run behind.
What are you up to, mutt? You better be digging me up some new bones.

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>>10980964
>Commentary Jerma: No no no, this can't be right. Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match...... Is The Fire Serpent!

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>>10980964
Congrats Flame Serpent for the spicy win!

Points scored
Flame 4 for winning, 2 for most kills
Dark Guts 2 for killing craig, 1 for stopping craig
Wind Doom 1 for stopping todd
utusho 1 for stopping okima

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>>10980880
>"She seems oddly calm about all of this. Why do I have the feeling she won't say anything, even after the next piece. Should I say something to her?" After a moment of debating, Kosaku quietly mutters.
...The piece is good. Does it have a name?
>Even after a while of being here, he notices that he's not the best at small talk. "Good grief."
>>10980964
>Nodding, the world's most average salaryman raises his hand to congratulate the winner. "It is an admirable effort on his part, even if we're enemies."
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity, sir.
>>10980987
>Shrugging, the man looks off to the side, as if to deflect the accusation. "He can't seriously be asking if I planted dynamite in his bones, is he? Of all the questions he could have asked, it was that? It's a lose-lose situation for me, either way!"
I'm afraid not. I can't do things like that in a blink of an eye. Why are you asking? Is something troubling you?
>Kosaku braces himself for any other obstacles that may come next. "There's going to be a lot of trouble at the end of this conversation. I can feel it."

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>>10980987
>it appears dug had dug up some kind of treasure chest, with gold and a skele wearing a crown inside it
>he jumps into it and jumps out with a shiny ball

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And now for the map!
Those points you earned go directly into claiming hexes for your faction! Also the games winner gets to decide the code for the next game.

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>>10980987
>Deku holds a hand up and politely declines. Chewing on someone's bones while they're standing right in front of you seems...well it seems weird.
N-No thanks, I'm good. Why don't you ask someone who does that kind of thing? Bones aren't really my thing...

>>10981010
Fifth place is...honestly pretty good.
Thanks for the game.

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>>10981010
>thanks for hosting.

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>>10981010
33rd place huh? Thank God this was a test, that means the points don't matter yet? Right? Right? Thanks for the game, from Ezreal and I. Ezreal also said "I'm gay."

>>10981018
>Craig nods his head in assent, finding it difficult to believe Kosaku would be able to plant dynamite within his bones.
Yeah, that's a bit silly. I don't care how great your sleight of hand might be, nobody would be able to pull off a trick like that. My eyesight is comparable to that of...something with really good eyesight. It must be something else.
>Craig taps his foot on the ground and knocks the side of his skull, trying to think of another possible explanation for his sudden demise. An idea pops into his mind, one that sounds reasonable to him. With a click of his fingers, he points at Kosaku and says while smiling...
Explosion powers!

>>10981027
>Craig ignores the dog as he stares up at the crowned skeleton, awe shimmering in his ey - oh wait, right, he doesn't have eyes. He grabs onto the treasure chest and pulls it to the floor, the skeleton and gold spilling out of it.
Hey, I take it back! Good boy, for real!

>>10981044
There are people that chew on bones?
>The skeleton takes a seat and rests his head on his fist, looking at Deku with anticipation.
Tell me more.

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>>10981038
Do I also get to choose where I put the hexagons or do you just do it randomly?

Also I'll pick the haunted house code for the next game.

>>10981005
Choose 6 hexes you want to take over on this map flame serpant. Otherwise i will ask another flame person to place them
>>10981038

Same with utusho and dooms 1 hex each.

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>>10981077
Thank you master!
>he drops the shiny ball by skele, there's drool all over it.

>>10981079
choose

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Moshi moshi.

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>>10981095
You talk? Don't talk. Dogs don't have the privilege of talking.
>Despite Dug's gift, the skeleton remained cold towards him. The only thing that changed was that he was no longer beating the dog with his own bones. A small win, but a win all the same.

>>10981099
>hangs up
fucking telemarketers

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>>10981077
Well of course there are...or at least I think so? There's probably at least one tribe of people that do that sort of thing, probably for spiritual purposes or something...

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>>10981099

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>>10981103
>>10981104
Good thing skeletons don't have dicks.

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>>10980929
>Another sign to add to her hardiness is her skirt itself, which seems to be made of leaves or grass, and her manner of walking. It's steady and confident, even though her only visible eye is shut tight, she seems to have no difficulty in traversing the terrain.
>Unfortunately for the boy, he doesn't get a verbal answer. Instead she turns her head to face him, a small smile playing on her lips as she shakes her head.
>>10981018
>Her response is a shake of the head, just as expected. Still though, she seems pleased by the compliment, and as she begins to play again, it's a little faster and a little jauntier. It's far from something that one could dance to, but it's far cheerier than the first.
>>10981038
>Yomika bows to the winner, and then to the host.

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>>10981091
Alright, then I'll pick the first mountain, forest, and desert tiles on the top right side, and I'll also choose the first mountain tile and the two desert tiles underneath it on the top left.

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>>10981104
>calls back
Moshi moshi.
>>10981109
>thumbs up

>>10981110
I think Craig can fix a boner just for you.

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>>10981104
>Dug mourns, but still fun of high hopes he grabs the shiny ball and puts it into skele's hand using his mouth

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>>10981115
Guts had already told me his, so like this?

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>>10981146
That's good.

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>>10981077
>"Oh, no," thinks Kosaku, eyes widening in slight disbelief. "He's got me right where he wants me to be, and I don't know how I can get out of this one! I'm going to deflect the accusations off of me." Scoffing, he shakes his head, almost chastising the skeleton for even thinking that.
I'm afraid to say I don't, sir. I'm a simple man with nothing to hide. It sounds rather interesting, however. How good would it be to have powers like those at your disposal?
>Kosaku snickers internally. "Great, when you have them like me. But I must make absolutely sure that no one knows, save for her."
>>10981112
>"It sounds somewhat like the chord progression to Killer Queen, just a tad slower and deeper. I must say, I rather do like this piece." Kosaku closes his eyes, taking the time to think about how lucky he is to have tranquility at this moment.
Thank you. Are you truly alright with playing these for a stranger like me?

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>>10981106
Oh, so you don't have any recommendations? That's a shame. It'd really cut down on time spent searching for them.
>Craig rises from his seat, feeling discouraged as his search for the bonemunchers met an abrupt end.
You sound a little unsure. Do you really think those kind of people exist? A tribe where people just munch on bones?

>>10981110
What are you talking about? We use THE BONE, no need for dicks.
>The skeleton begins to stroke THE BONE, the same one he's stroking in pic related.

>>10981125
>Before hanging up this time, the skeleton decides to leave Adachi with a few harsh words to hopefully prevent him from ringing up again.
shut up
>The skeleton slams the phone down on the hook, hanging up on Adachi once again.

>>10981136
>The skeleton obliges Dug's request to play fetch, if only to get him out of his "hair." The skeleton hurls the ball as far as his WEAK BONES will allow him - which isn't very far, as it falls short just a couple feet away from the skeleton.
fucking dogs

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>>10981112
>Ezreal was impressed with the way she walked - full of direction, so sure of where she was headed. Being an explorer, it was something Ezreal could appreciate. Despite this, he's still a little dismayed when the girl fails to answer him with words, although he's quick to realise that she may be a mute. To confirm his suspicions, Ezreal asks a question that's straight to the point.
Are you a mute?

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>>10981157
>Izuku shrugs; he was completely unsure of himself. I mean weirder things do exist, so people who munch on bones aren't exactly out of the question.
Probably? I really don't know. I wouldn't really doubt it though. People do a lot of weird things, I doubt bonemunching is out of the question.

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>>10981157
>he joyfully catches the ball in midair and comes back to the skele with the happiest look in his face, seemingly more eager to play

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>>10981156
>The stupid skeleton is easily thrown off of Kosaku's trail, the simple act of denying his accusation convincing the skeleton entirely that "explosion powers" wasn't the answer.
Maybe it had something to do with air pressure? Like, a certain spot in the environment had a bunch of air pressure build up and it just exploded. That sounds like a scienc-y answer, right?
>what a fucken idiot

>>10981177
I need further convincing, because humans of all things munching on bones sounds extremely weird to me. Tell me some of the weird stuff you've seen, I need something to compare it to.

>>10981197
>The skeleton does another pitiful throw, the ball not even rising high enough in the air for the dog to jump at and catch. It simply falls, as if the skeleton had just dropped it instead of throwing it.
Ah...
>The skeleton rests up against the treasure chest, feeling fatigued. His WEAK BONES had become so weak that even the weakest exertion of his strength was enough to tire him.

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>>10981220
>he looks worried, and starts sniffing the skele's tired body

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>>10981220
Indeed, it does, and I must tell you that I was not the person that did that. I only know how to work in an office all day. What makes you believe that I was the one that caused that to happen?
>Kosaku breaks in a light sweat, hoping that the skeleton was accusing him of being the one that caused the air pressure to burst. "If not... then he will know that I'm purposefully denying all accusations to save my skin."

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>>10981156
>The young woman nods once, before giving him a look of some curiosity. She tilts her head, before pointing the erhu's bow at him instead, as if silently asking much the same question in turn.
>>10981171
>That, at least, elicits a soft sound from her. She holds a hand over her mouth, letting out a quiet, low chuckle, before shaking her head. Her eye cracks open, giving the man an amused stare.
>Even with her taking her attention away from the path, her pace does not falter or hesitate in the slightest.

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>>10981288
>"Hm?" Kosaku stares at the bow, wondering what it could mean. "Does she want me to play a song in her in return? I'm not skilled with a cello, but I suppose I could try."
Do you want me to play that for you? Or, rather, are you asking if I'm comfortable with these songs? I answer yes, either way.

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>>10981274
>The skeleton tries to raise a hand to swat the dog away, but is unable to do even that. He just lies there, unable to so much as speak. The skeleton had never felt anything before - physically, at least. But now? He felt the last of his strength fading from him, threatening to turn him into like all those other skeletons - completely frickin' dead and inactive.

>>10981284
>As dumb as he may be, the skeleton wasn't lying when he claimed that he had good eyesight. He can see the smallest drop of sweat run down Kosaku's face, which was enough to arouse his suspicion again.|
No, no that doesn't sound right. What's that thing? Occam's Razor? The simplest answer is often the most correct, and I don't know what's more simple: explosion powers, or that air pressure theory...

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>>10981323
>Ezreal's shock is visible on his face as she lets him know that she isn't a mute. The shock then turns to a more determined look, as he takes the girl's refusal to talk as some sort of challenge.
So you just choose not to then? That's fair, I can respect that. But just know I'm going to get you to...TALK!
>Ezreal jumps at her, getting up in her face in a sorry attempt to spook her. He looked more silly than anything.

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Glad to see it's real RP hours instead of shitpost hours.

Maybe I should focus more on HGing during this time of the day instead of the AIDS filled pre-primetime and primetime.

>>10981373
Go to bed

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>>10981381
No.

I just woke up.

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>>10981348
>clueless as what to do, he decides to grab the skele, and drags him off to his owner's house and by a table to see if there's anything he can find out

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>>10981348
何? Air pressure sounds the most plausible, but I'm telling you it wasn't me that did so. Look at me and tell me you honestly believe I could make air pressure explode.
>Kosaku wipes his forehead, suddenly mindful that the room's grown a small bit hotter. "Oh, no. Oh, no! I'm going to be in real trouble now that I've let that little detail affect me!"
Truthfully, I believe that you're looking in the wrong place. Maybe it might be a side effect from the rounds here?
>>10981365
何?!
>Not expecting the outburst to be directed towards him, Kosaku falls to the ground in shock. "A Stand user! He's come to ambush me before I can fight back! Quick, play sorry before he suspects you're acting out of fear for Stands!"
Please, don't hurt me! I've no clue what that was for, but I apologize for whatever I did!

I really hate myself.

>>10981373
This is actually the comfy hours. The main types of "shitposts" you encounter now are ooc posts n blogging with an image of your ava. Down side is less people bother trying to rp to the slides at all. Let alone with others.

>>10981391
don't
you're giving yourself too much hate

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>>10981323
Hm?
>She seems surprised by the confirmation. One would assume by the former, but who's to say? She only seems to consider it for just a moment, however, before holding the instrument out, a curious look on her face.
>>10981365
>It seems she was already expecting it, judging by her reaction. Not only does she not talk, she neither jumps, nor does any surprise show in her face, as she stops calmly to keep herself from walking in to him. Still smiling, she raises a finger in the small gap between them, waving a single finger back and forth, before pointing to herself. She seems to think it's going to be on her terms.

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>>10981387
>

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>>10981391
Haha I hate myself too

>>10981383
YOu can watch NJPW, Okaka and Omega got a match in a few hours.

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>>10981391
>hating yourself
How about you don't.
There's no reason to hate yourself.
>>10981392
I really like these comfy hours, most of the people who feel the need to shitpost me are asleep. Feels good not having to scroll through their shit.
>>10981412
I'll need a link for that.

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>>10981384
>The fragile skeleton is easy enough to drag, his bones as weightless as a feather. It seemed he had become even weaker than an ordinary pile of unmoving bone, which was an impressive, yet depressing feat to accomplish. The road the skeleton gets dragged along is rough, and with the occasional bump he loses a couple of his bones. Still, he's mostly in one piece by the time they reach his owner's house. Glue or duct tape would be a simple, yet effective remedy to empower the skeleton from his weakened state.

>>10981387
No, I've gotten three arenas of my own. I think I would know about any side effects such as "random skeleton explosion."
>The skeleton becomes further convinced of Kosaku's "explosion powers," his ordinary appearance not enough to deter him.
I'm looking at you and I see a man who participates in killing games to pass the time. Whether it be by chance or of your own volition, you spend your time here. And that alone makes you special, right? I mean I used to think it was strange that there were so many dumb fuckin' brats running around here without their parents, but as I got to know them I learned that they aren't normal. Nobody here is normal. It's like an unspoken rule, if you're here you've got to have something about you that's fucked up in some way.
>The skeleton leans in close, almost whispering into Kosaku's ears as he speaks.
And you? You've got explosion powers.

>>10981419
I am genuinely confused by your entire existence. I can't tell whether you're genuinely distraught by shitposting, or you're just so deep in irony, that you're just fucking everyone. I sit up at night, thinking about this sometimes.

>>10981419
Taima.

New one soon?

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>>10981423
>Unsure what to do, he brings a rawhide to see if it could help, but in the process unintentionally pulling down the table cloth, it falls onto him and he struggles to get it off and knocks a few things down

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>>10981395
>"Now I have to play it? Why didn't you say 'I answer to the latter', Kosaku? You're an idiot!" Regardless, he takes the instrument, delicately and slowly, attempting to make sure to not break it.
I suppose I could attempt to play a song. Out of curiosity, do you have any requests?
>>10981398
>Kosaku glances at the picture of himself, almost laughing at how comical he looks. "Is this me whenever I see a pair of hands? I have to compose myself better next time."
Thank you for the picture, sir. It really makes my night to see something that makes me laugh.
(And a thank you from me, too, because I don't think I have that version yet. Thank you)
>>10981423
>Baring his teeth a small bit, he pushes the skeleton back, almost feeling violated by the invasion of personal space. "Oh, great. He's gotten onto me, and now we'll have to have a reason to clash. If I use my brain to get out of this, I won't have to fight."
I do not. I'm just displaced from home, taken without my permission, and I fight in these to gain answers. It's strange, yes, to think that fighting in these bloody rounds could give me the answers I need, but I see no further option. Give me a break.
>Kosaku scoffs, rolling his eyes as he recalls the skeleton's remark at the end of his little rant.
Even if I did, I wouldn't tell you if I had them or not. That kind of thing attracts trouble, and the last, last thing I want is to get in trouble around here. I'm sure you know just how hard it is to get by around here, yes?

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>>10981446
New what?

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>>10981427
I don't take anything here seriously is all, not even the shitposting.

Sorry for the late reply, I was setting up my desktop so I can watch japanese wrasslin since my laptop is shit and can't do it without freezing.

>>10981459
New game.

>>10981462
Thanks for clearing that up. Now I can sleep soundly.

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>>10981395
>Ezreal walks backwards, staring into her eyes with a curious look on his face. Once she wags his finger at him he shrugs in response, not agreeing with her confidence that she'll be the one to make her speak. Smirking at her, Ezreal shakes his head to show his disagreement.
You're so sure of yourself, aren't you? I can see that with how you walk. But let me tell you - by the end of this hike, I'll have pried a couple words out of your mouth. Just watch me!
>The moment Ezreal finishes speaking, he trips over a tree root sticking out of the ground behind him and falls to the floor. He lets out a yelp as he lands on his back, a cloud of dust rising up from underneath him. He lets his hands sink into his face, trying to conceal his embarrassment.
I'm usually much more surefooted than that, believe me...

>>10981468
Oh.
I dunno.

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>>10981451
>The skeleton lays as motionless as ever as the dog thrashes about wildly. The only thing the skeleton still had was his vision, but as he was unable to tilt his head to look up at the dog he had no idea what the commotion was. When Dug bumps up against the table it knocks off a knife and fork resting atop, the two utensils falling into an individual eye socket and blinding the skeleton's vision.

>>10981457
Oh yeah, trouble's easy to come by when you're a skeleton. So many bone racists around here, it's unbelievable. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm racist too, except when I do it it's funny and charming.
>The skeleton's voice is completely straight, no sign of sarcasm or jest within his voice. It seems he genuinely believes it's alright for him to be racist, but not others.
But now I'm sure. When people say "even if I did" it just means "I do." Why would you need to hide something like explosion powers away? Nobody would want to give you trouble if you've got something like that, it's like a...a trouble repellent.

aussa plos host

aussa plos suck my cock

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>>10981387
>Ezreal looks blankly at Kosaku, unsure of what had just occurred. Just a moment ago he had been talking to some forest-dwelling girl, but now he found himself in front of a cowering business man. It was like he had been torn between realities, as a result of some sort of unseen force carelessly linking his reply to the wrong person.
What? You were...you were a girl! Just, just then...a girl!

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WAKE UP

>>10981516
nigga are you really gonna start rping with the same person on two different avas?

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>>10981457
>The roughly-dressed girl flinches, ever so slightly at the sound, before shaking her head slowly, and gesturing at Kosaku with an up-turned hand, before brushing her hair to instead cover her other eye and placing her hands together in her lap, sitting down. It seems Kosaku has a captive audience.
>>10981474
>This time, she actually laughs, but only once, finally watching him with her eye opened.
>She departs from her seemingly-predetermined path, and pats him on the back from behind. As she stops, an odd force seems to wrap around Ezreal's waist, quickly hoisting him up to his feet, before the feeling fades. If he immediately whipped around to look, there'd be nothing out of the ordinary, save for Yomika's hair shifting just a bit more than it had been from the walking, especially the ends of her front hair.

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>>10981518
Hi

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>>10981503
>Dug finally get out of the table cloth, worried by what he saw, bravely pulls them out and does his best to wrap the skele in the table cloth that just fell down like a band-aid, at best if it worked though skele would only be able to hop around.

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>>10981524
Good.
Twice the RP, double the replies

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>>10981524
>yeah, I call it the "ultimate circlejerk"
>Seriously though? I dunno, I just found it kinda humorous that Kosaku responded to my mislink and decided to roll with it. I've done the same thing with Craig and Junkrat in the past

>>10981525
>Ezreal wastes no time in jogging to meet back up with her, this time walking by her side instead of obnoxiously getting up in her face. If she were to just glance at him, she would notice the stunned look on his face as his mouth was agape. Finding his sense, Ezreal starts to talk.
And here I thought you were an ordinary mute jungle girl. Telekinesis, huh? That's an impressive power. Is it just on people, or can you move objects too? Is it even telekinesis or something else? What's the heaviest thing you can move?
>Ezreal's barrage of questions were also a feeble tactic to get her to start speaking, thinking that by asking her questions that can't be answered with simple gestures she might begin to speak. Although he knew it was most likely a futile effort, he attempted it anyway.

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>>10981503
>Sweating, Kosaku begins to reevaluate his situation critically. "You need to take this seriously. Careless details like that will come back to bite you, even with your constant preaching about luck. Take it back a bit." Sighing, he begins to put on a blank expression.
There are people that want a fight., and they will provoke those that use force or not to get one. I don't have powers like those. Truly, I'm telling you, you're completely wrong. Maybe you were hallucinating that?
>>10981516
>Kosaku is troubled, not understanding why the man was so unexpressive out of "ambushing" him. "He's accusing me of being a girl? Why? This is unthinkable!" He just puts his hands in front of himself to make sure he doesn't get hit... if he does, that is.
No, I was not! I was speaking to someone and then you got the jump on me! I don't wish for any trouble, just please don't hurt me!
>>10981524
(I'm not Yomika, I don't have that capacity to RP two avas at once and have them speak to each other)
>>10981525
>Kosaku nods, looking down at the erhu with a confused expression. "What in Heaven's name is this thing? No, this isn't a cello. It only has one string. I don't have a clue on how to play this." Regardless, he begins to "play" it, taking a deep breath and wincing at how it may sound.
Here we go. Please, I apologize for the cacophany of noise that may come next.
>How does it sound? With a bit of help from「Killer Queen」, it doesn't sound too bad. It's a bit disjointed at places, but one thing's for sure; it sounds remarkably like Another One Bites The Dust in some places.

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>>10981531
>The skeleton was overjoyed to feel even the faintest of strength return to his bones, wasting no time to rise up from the floor. His lower jaw drops open and his teeth shift position to create something akin to a smile. It was hard to do when you had no lips, but the skeleton found a way.
Huh, you really are a good boy. You want a dog treat or something? You can start talking again too, if you want.

>>10981545
>The skeleton chuckles in response at first, even bending down to slap his knees. Bent over, he looks up at Kosaku and without delay breaks out into another laughing fit, his bones convulsing as the eruption of laughter rattles his skeleton. Wiping a pretend tear from his eye, the skeleton rises from his bent position to look Kosaku in the face...
>...and then laugh again. It was the last of his laughter leaving his skeletal body, just a few hiccups every now and then.
Oh, that's rich. You're still going for that? I'm not a delusional skeleton, Kosaku. I know I exploded that day, and I know you were the only one around. Your reluctance to admit it just incriminates you further.
>That logic is unsound, but to the demented mind of this murderous skeleton any further refusal just serves to strengthen his convictions.
If you really wanted to keep this under wraps you should've, I dunno, not exploded me? Seems like the smart thing to do in hindsight, huh? Just walk along and let me claim that victory over you.

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>>10981577
Yes please. I would love a treat.
>he starts wagging at the speed of sound and starts doing fantastic tricks

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>>10981544
>She resumes her travel with an amused hum. She pauses it, though, to make a quiet "tsk, tsk, tsk" and repeating the gesture from before with her hand and a shake of her head.
>She travels in silence for a moment more, before deciding to throw, in her eyes, a bone. She runs a finger across the bottom of her hair, then pinches just a little and tugs on it.
>To think of it, it didn't feel like a single sensation, but rather, innumerable, small things wrapped about Ezreal.
>>10981545
>The smile stuck on Yomika's face cracks in to a larger grin as Kosaku basks in the oddness of the oddness of the instrument, before letting it drop once more as he begins to play, a sudden, oddly serious look crossing her face as he does.
>She looks stoic and blank all the while, but after a moment, it'd seem to be that she begins to tap her bare foot on the ground in time with the 'music'.

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>>10981606
No need to show off, alright? You're already getting your treat.
>Craig searches through cabinets and drawers in search of a dog treat. He ends up finding a chocolate cake, and decides to feed that to it. He drops it to the floor, letting the dog eat as much as he wants.
There you go. Enjoy.

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>>10981614
>Chocolate

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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>>10981545
Funny, I was speaking to a girl just then and now I'm looking down at some guy in a suit squirming on the ground. I swear you were a girl just ten seconds ago. I...
>Ezreal's head begins to throb painfully as confusion overwhelms him. Just as flustered as Kosaku, Ezreal takes a seat up against a tree and massages his temples.
This world is seriously wracking my mind. It's so disjointed, disorganised...one minute you're on an island resort, the next an entirely virtual reality, whatever that is...a city covered in ink, a school, a forest...how is everyone so accustomed to this? I've traversed many strange, exotic places but this really takes it.

>>10981610
>Ezreal's body shuddered as the strange sensation took hold of him. It felt like the time he had fallen into a snake pit, and the snakes within slithered into his clothes and wormed around his bare skin. Ezreal felt queasy at the memory, turning at the girl and making an "X" with his arms.
Alright, I...I get it.

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>>10981577
>Kosaku stays absolutely silent, mulling over what to do. Suffice to say, he's terrified at the prospect at what he's done get out of hand, but he was clouded with rage and he didn't think he would ever remember it again. "This is the end of peace for Kosaku Kawajiri. I might as well give up."
Fine, then. I must admit, it was wise of you to refer back to when we last met. Not even my memory is that great. You win, Craig. I exploded you...
>Suddenly, an epiphany occurs, making Kosaku's eyes widen in relief and joy. "I won't need to rely on Elizabeth for this! Good! Luck has sided with Yoshikage Kira! やった! How lucky am I to think of that?"
...is what I would say if it weren't for the fact that you're wrong. Call me grasping onto straws, but if there's one thing I remember, it's that you were speaking about 「Skeleton Magic」 that day. Perhaps before? Either way, I know that your 「Skeleton Magic」 must have overloaded, exploding. That's the truth.
>>10981610
>Kosaku isn't able to see this as he closes his eyes, focusing on making his melody of sorts not sound like white noise. He keeps it soft and quiet, not going any louder so it doesn't assault her.
>One detail, however, is that there's a small snippet of Atom Heart Father within the song, disjointed as it may be. One can't tell if it's Kosaku's misfortune at mishandling the instrument or Kira deliberately failing to throw off suspicion. It's heavily leaning toward the former.

you really like RPing huh

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i'm bored help

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>>10981614
Oh boy, thank you friend!
>But before he can get it, a large chocolate loving bird snatches it in an instant, leaving dug with nothing, it in the process tramples over the skeleton as well unintentionally.

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>>10981630
Perhaps.

>>10981631
Host

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>>10981637
I don't have any codes...

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>>10981631
Same here. But watching people talk seems like a pass time here.

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>>10981639
qIT6Mo9O

>>10981641
>>10981645
Don't give attention to shitposters please

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>>10981647
>me
>a shitposter
I'll have you know I RPed in SAW

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>>10981647
I'm just trying to help out.

>>10981647
Fuck off hugboxing cunt. You're a bigger shitposter than the ones you have a hateboner for.

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>>10981626
Hah... hah... Goodness, you gave me a heart attack! I'm sorry that said girl was an illusion, but I'm just as confused as you are!
>Catching his breath, he begins to slowly stand up, coming to terms with what just happened. "A man jumped out behind you and claimed you were a girl just a minute ago... and you did not bring out your Stand for this? I need to be prepared next time."
It's as confusing for you as it is. I've not been able to fully understand what's going on behind the scenes. But deliberately switching who you're talking to mid-sentence? I've never had that happen to me before! Are you alright? I apologise for this madness!

>>10981655
you seem upset
have a (you)

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>>10981619
Giving a dog a treat, what's it look like I'm doing? Just trying to reward the mutt for doing good work.

>>10981627
>The skeleton goes to protest, but he had a penchant to explode on the odd occasion. He recalled numerous times where he had talked with Karen, and unable to bear her retarded rambling about justice, had voluntarily exploded his own skull so he didn't have to listen to her speak. But still, there was a key word there - voluntarily.
My SKELETON MAGIC is highly unstable, yet powerful form of magic. As a result, I wouldn't doubt its ability to cause me to randomly explode.
>The skeleton remains silent for a moment, offering Kosaku a brief reprieve from his relentless pursuit to get Kosaku to admit to his "explosion powers." This silence was just meant to mock him though, as the skeleton had no intention of actually letting the conversation end here.
BUT, when I pushed you, when I pressed you, you started to fret. There's gotta be something you're hiding. Underneath that humble, unsuspicious appearance of yours there's gotta be something.

>>10981632
>The skeleton is knocked to the floor by the oversized bird, his bones being crushed underneath its heavy (comparative to the weakened skeleton, at least) feet.
for fuck's sake

>>10981630
>I'm oddly motivated tonight.

Has anyone ever used characters from Tiger & Bunny?

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>>10981662

>>10981665
Understandable, have a great day.

>>10981658
Great rebuttal friend. Couldn't expect better from the "delusional" and "lack of self-awareness" kind of shitposters.
Don't complain about HG being toxic and unforgiving when you preach what you hate.

>>10981671
Stay mad, Rin.

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>>10981626
>She makes a sound, an "ah?" of inquiry?
>Before his eyes, her hair extends, reaching almost all the way down to her ankles and covering even her other eye now. The bottoms of the hair seem colored, dyed a darker, red tone. Or stained, perhaps.
Mm?
>>10981627
>Yomika chuckles softly as the man gets in to the zone. If it bothers her at the least she keeps a smile on her face for the sake of politeness.
>She begins to clap slowly and quietly after a long while. Perhaps it's a sign to offer him a way out of it.

Shitpost hours have returned

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>>10981674
me when being namderopped

>>10981678
Nice shitpost.

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>>10981678
FINALLY that rp was boring as shit

>>10981671
Sorry, can't take anyone who whiteknights a shitposter seriously.

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>>10981660
Sorry skele, Kevin really likes chocolate.
Do you have another treat?
>He looks at you joyfully with a big grin, clueless of your pain this time.

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>>10981656
No, don't apologise. Whoever played this trick on me is to blame, not either of us.
>Biting his lip, confusion continued to cloud Ezreal's mind. What sort of place is this, where you can be torn between conversations just like that?
I doubt I'll ever understand this place myself. It's like an explorer's dream and nightmare wrapped up into one. I'm Ezreal, by the way. I feel the need to introduce myself after that weirdness.

>>10981676
>That little sound was not what Ezreal had really been aiming for - he was looking more for a complete sentence from her, but with that unusual sensation still wrapping around his body he decided it was enough for now. Since she is now unable to see his gesture, he decides to be a little more concise with his words.
What you're doing, it feels a little weird. Could you cut it out? Seriously getting reminded of some bad times, ha...

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>>10981694
No, that was your only treat. If you have any complaints take it up with that dumb bird, preferably by ripping its throat out or something.

>People defending rin
Doesn't exist.

>>10981709
I'm convinced it's someone doing it for shits n giggles

>>10981688
Well friend, I can't take someone who excessively discourage other users from talking to certain avafags because of their past history and/or negative assumptions when said avafags aren't doing any harm to the thread at the actual moment, seriously either.
Sorry to break it to you, but you are what you hate. You're no better, really. And this whole witch hunt that's been going lately is seriously starting to get real petty from your part, mate.
Maybe the problem isn't in the others, but rather yourself. Ever thought about that?

>>10981716
Rin samefagging.

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>>10981660
>Kosaku hums, doing the exact thing he told himself not to do a moment before; not take it seriously. "I have a lot of cofidence in that I can get out of this unharmed. He thinks he can harm me when I've fooled many people before? Fine. If it's what he wants, then I've no choice but to grant it."
It's a fear of being ganged up on unfairly. If I told many people that you were, say, an abuser, people would believe that and call you that without relent. I don't want that to happen to me, which is why I was sweating heavily.
>Kosaku smiles, looking the skeleton straight in his "eyes" with an unmistakable aura of determination.
Or are you, like I called myself before, "grasping at straws"? The only thing I have to hide is my fear of being chased relentlessly. There's nothing else I'm hiding.
>>10981676
>Right at the end of the medley, which confidently ended on Sheer Heart Attack, Kosaku opens his eyes, looking upon Yomika with a blank expression. "At least she didn't state outright it was bad."
I don't have a name for this piece. I'm assuming you thought it was, at the very least, interesting to watch me perform?
>>10981697
Kosaku. Kosaku Kawajiri. I suppose it's good to get that out of the way after such a problematic occurrence.
>Kosaku bows, as he always does, fixing his tie once he gets back up from the bow. "Now I'm going to be a bit more careful when I talk to people. He might have heard some things he shouldn't have heard."
I'm still shocked that you happened to see me after talking to a little girl, as you see. Maybe I can help if you told me what the little girl looked like? It's crazy, but maybe she played a part in this.

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>>10981709
>>10981722

>>10981728

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>>10981705
I am not a violent dog, i like making friends.
>he looks sadly at the skele

>>10981722
Probably this. Damage control via phone.

>>10981720
Fuck off Rin.

>>10981735
Wouldn't be surprised. He seems the type to do this. It's sad, really. Nobody takes shitposting as bad as this guy.

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>>10981697
>It's nothing more than a phantom feeling, a memory of what she did.
>Her only proper reaction is a lock of her hair shifting out of the way on it's own, re-exposing her eye to the world to look at him in confusion.
>>10981725
>The girl lets out a low laugh, and nods, walking over. She places a hand on Kosaku's wrist, and shifts it's position a little, and tweaks the angle of the bow, before reaching over and adjusting the position of his other arm's elbow.

KaRin stop shitposting

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>>10981742

>>10981709
>>10981716
>>10981722
>>10981735
Of course mates, it's all samefagging. I'm totally Rin, guys. It'd be too hard for your tiny brains to understand that there's people in HG that aren't hypocrites and wish to express the double standards you so called "white knights of the threads" refuse to admit.
Although there'll be no point to continue after this post, as I expect the same mundane ">namedrops" replies, so I'll be taking my leave. Helping the threads way more than you'll ever do.

>>10981751
>Posting as anon
>Getting pissy the other anons are slapping labels on him.

It's like you're retarded, like Rin. Coincidence?

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>>10981725
>The skeleton grew frustrated as he was unable to find any fault within Kosaku's words. Most of his stubbornness to accept Kosaku's lies was born from his own refusal to be wrong - the skeleton felt the need to be correct, to have his assumptions made valid by Kosaku so he can feel a certain sense of victory.
Alright, fine. You don't have explosion powers. I'll just tell everyone you do anyway, how about that?
>The skeleton's wrath took hold of him, making him even more unreasonable than before. If he wasn't going to be "victorious" in this conversation, he sure as heck was gonna throw out a killing blow before going down. It takes a truly warped mind to be so insecure about "losing" a conversation.

>>10981734
Ugh, seriously? Just go into a feral state or something. Can you do that?

>Run trying this hard to deflect shitposting

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>>10981744
I don't care what kind of feud you're leading against me, but don't involve Karen into it. They're just trying to enjoy themselves, no need to pull old grudges into it.

>>10981782
MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL MODE ACTIVATE
Fuck off Rin.

>>10981782
>Le oldfag virtue signaling
>look how nice i am defending newfags
>thank for hosting tee hee!
>i'll talk to you, anon!

Stop pretending you're not a piece of shit.

>Oldfag enters the thread
>Does nothing harmful
>Shitposter "I'm totally not a shitposter guys! I'm doing it for the thread's safety!" feels the need to shitpost
>Somehow it's the oldfag's fault for shitting up the thread
>Other whiteknights in denial come in to support their hypocrite brethren and shitpost the thread even more
>The exact same people who complains about shitposting

This is just too good. Congratulations on reaching a new level of stupidity, HG.
Keep blaming the death of your community on the wrong boogeymen.

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>>10981773
That's more of Alpha's thing, he is not a very good boy.

>>10981782
>If I defend someone new, innocent and likeable, maybe they'll stop picking on me ;-;
You're a hypocrite, because juat by doing this shit, you're dragging in them further into your bullshit.

>>10981794
>Stop pretending you're not a piece of shit
God tier advice, one you should apply to yourself ASAP.

>>10981814
Shut the fuck up, Rin.

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>>10981794
I'm not saying anything of the sort. I'm telling you to behave like an adult and leave innocent people out of this. Hate me as much as you want.

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>>10981743
>Surprised by the movement from the girl, Kosaku shakes his head and begins to attempt playing a melody of sorts—in this case, the riff from Killer Queen. "I don't believe it... it's marginally better than it was before! How is that even possible?"
Is... this how you wanted me to play it? I'm not good at playing this instrument. The most I can do is the drums, but anyone can do that.
>>10981773
>Pausing at the words, Kosaku slowly begins to smile, looking over the skeleton to see just how serious he is. "He wants to play the bandwagoning game? Fine. It's not like he's a master at it if I can deflect it, like water off a duck's back."
Go ahead, as I can just deny it as that's the truth. In return, I'll tell them that you are a frequent magic user, and are blaming your mistakes on me. Who will they believe? A salaryman, or a skeleton?
>The smile on his face doesn't waver. He's absolutely confident in his ability to stay safe that he'll gladly say bold things in order to prove he'll always come out on top... which isn't inherently true.

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>>10981725
A description? Yeah, that might help. Pale skin, barefoot, a skirt that looked like it was made of leaves. I want to say she had purple-ish hair? Maybe a dark shade of blue? One of her eyes was usually covered by strands of her hair. Blue eyes, once again though they might've been purple.

>>10981743
Ah, don't worry about it. It's nothing.
>Feeling slightly more relaxed now that he could see her eye again, Ezreal flashes the girl a cocky smile.
So, I got a squeak out of you. Yeah it was no more than a lowly "mm?" but what do you think? Does that count? Did I get you to speak?

>>10981821
You're such a piece of shit nobody without autism would actually associate Karen with you seriously. Calm down. Nobody will hate you less for pretending to give a shit about someone better liked and with more relevance and better RP than you.

>>10981794
>>10981813
Keep in mind this is coming from the same people who whines about HG being cancer for not letting go past grudges.
Pure comedy gold.

>>10981839
It's only as funny as it is sad. Rin truly cannot quit HG.

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>>10981834
>nobody without autism
That's why I'm worried. We're in HG, after all.

>>10981834
holy fucking cringe

>>10981852
Meant to reply to
>>10981850

Aside from rin, who else really needs to fucking leave?

>>10981847
It's even sadder that you're taking this shit so seriously, desu senpai

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>>10981807
He sounds like a good boy if he's willing to tear that dumb fuckin' birds throat out. Go fetch him for me, would you?

>>10981822
You raise a good point. You also piss me off, because I don't lose in conversations, alright? I've got 99 speech, bitch. I'm supposed to be spitting out words at you rapid-fire, shit you can't fight back. I've talked to so many idiots here and I've talked them down every time. If I can't WIN....WIN this conversation, then that's not alright. There needs to be retribution.
>The skeleton pops his skull off of his body, his headless skeleton bouncing it in his hands a couple of times. The headless body then hurls Craig's skull at Kosaku, fire streaming out of both of his eye sockets as he prepares to explode his own skull in a suicide bomb attack.
VOLUNTARY EXPLOSION, BITCH!

>>10981856
wtf no I didn't
don't speak for me

>>10981862
Kek, is that really all you have to reply with? While defending the autist who went from cancerous standardfag to retard shitposter in two seconds?

>>10981861
Rin would be a good start. Cut down on shitposting considerably.

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Now now boys. Can't we just have a nice weekend?

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>>10981822
>She makes a so-so gesture with her hand, before shrugging. Whether it was towards how he plays, or his comment is unclear. Yomika then mimes him playing, slowly and practicedly, as if showing off the way he should be doing it at all.
>>10981827
Hm..
>The girl laughs a little, and offers once more shrug, before clapping a few times with her hands. It's quickly drowned out, however, as something else joins in- her hair.Two large sections of it move on their own once more, coming together loudly.

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>>10981852
>>10981856
Okay, I'm cringy. Was that all? Can we get over the topic now?

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Who wants to fuck me
nui isnt here

>>10981861
People like you.
Without thin-skinned whiteknights, HG would be heaven.
You'd have hosts and RPers who wouldn't care in the slightest about their blackknights because they'd be accustomed to it. Shitposting would become meaningless, and seeing as nobody takes the bait anymore, shitposters would either leave or turn RPers/hosts.

>>10981869
Low quality replies for low quality people.

>>10981882
I'm down

>>10981883
Fuck off Rin.

>>10981883
Tldr

>>10981879
Blame edgy whiteknights who lost their shit at the mere presence of an oldfag

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>>10981879
We should all go swimming

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>>10981886
who are you
lets fuck
i am boss

>>10981881
luv u rinnu

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>>10981898
I want to fuck Kana's ass!

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>>10981892
But who is madder?
Whiteknights at the presence of an oldfag?
Or
Oldfags at the fact that nobody wants them around?

These are the mysteries....

>Shitposting against oldfag starts
>Kosaku and Craig stop rping
HMMMM..

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>>10981907
eat it instead

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>>10981879
Not with you here

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Pls calm down

>>10981912
In a heartbeat

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>>10981880
>Ezreal can only watch with fascination as the girl's hair claps together, unsure of what will come next. His curiosity tempts him to run his hand through her hair to see what would happen, but he stays his hand and chooses to watch whatever it was she was about to do next.

>>10981912
In exchange for a blowjob, yeah

>>10981909
You because Junko-sama won't let you gargle on her (male)'s 20 foot pole

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>>10981863
I don't think that would be a good id-
>Suddenly Alpha comes in
*in a high pitch voice* Where's the bird!?

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>>10981920
no just ass

>>10981927
You gonna sit on my face?

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>>10981827
>Kosaku nods, putting the similarities between the girl he's talking to and the description together. "Could it be her he's talking about? I'll have to ask her the next time I'm able to. I'm feeling rather tired, so I must take my leave."
I shall ask her about it whenever I can. Something's come up, but I will tell you right now I will ask her about it the next time I see her. Have a good day, sir.
>And, as quickly as he came into Ezreal's life, he leaves the vicinity.
>>10981863
As you wish. I have full confidence in that I will survive this explosion. I'll see you next time, Craig, and go ahead and make due on your promises. I will prove them wrong again and again!
>Running off to the side as quickly as he can, he looks back as 「Killer Queen」 touches Craig's funny bone. He knows that he won't survive the explosion due to the bone fragments, but he wants the last laugh. He looks back, wishing to see the explosion before he bites the dust.
>>10981880
>Kosaku attempts to follow, but it's hard for him to see and do at the same time. After a few minutes of attempting, he graciously hands her the erhu, not leaving a scratch on it. "I will have to practice while I'm gone. Maybe it'll help me in some way."
I apologize, but I have something I need to take care of. It's rather late out, and I don't want to stay up too early. I'm sorry. I wish you a good evening in my absence.
>Kosaku smiles and leaves, waving as he begins to leave. "I will need to research the instrument first before I'm able to play it properly."

>>10981911
I don't think it's them, but it'd be real interesting to find out who are the nufag shitposters.
Their reveals would change the outlook on HG of many. Maybe then we could achieve peace at last.

>>10981925
I'm pretty new here, but I'm really curious about junko. Are they the same one who popped up in erp for a while?

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>>10981925
Yes she will

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>>10981929
no you come to me im busy

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it tastes good

>>10981934
No. HG's oldfag junko is as cancerous as the rest of them.

>>10981943
Cute pouty face

>>10981936
Keep posting kanna and I'll come alright

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really really good

>>10981944
Rin is more cancerous tb.h

>They STILL haven't realized it's the midfag discord shitposting like raging bitches after they got btfo
Yare yare..

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>>10981950
What does?

>>10981951
Give me a list of what Rin has done.

>>10981956
Give me a list of what Junko has done.

>>10981956
Bring a sanc cocksucker was pretty cringe to start.

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>>10981955
come get some mr shark

>>10981950
Then lemme eat you out, you cute slut

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>>10981918
>She tilts her head once more. It seems like that wasn't quite the reaction she was looking for or anticipating. Still, she doesn't seem too surprised.
Hm.
>Yomika repeats the gesture. The way that her hair stays together like that, so straight and stiff causes it to look more like a pair of blades clashing against each other than hair flopping about.
>>10981930
>Yomika returns the gesture, and begins to play as Kosaku leaves. It sounds like a snippet of Feel No Pain.

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>>10981964
Get what?

>>10981959
Lied about being a female.
Manipulated/catfished several avafags.
Used his relations to take control of /hga/ and the steam group.
Compulsive liar and hypocrite shitposter.
Thin-skinned asshole with a drastic lack of self-awareness.

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>>10981975
let me get that shark pussy

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>>10981926
>"That's the Alpha? Sounds more like a beta, but if he's willing to kill that frickin' bird..."
>Craig points in the direction that the bird ran off to, guiding Alpha to its whereabouts.
Somewhere over there. Sic him boy!

>>10981930
>And so, both Craig's skull and his funny bone explode and shower the area with sharpened bone fragments. Just as Kosaku predicted the bone penetrates through his flesh, piercing through numerous organs and bursting out through his back. Also as predicted, the skeleton did not survive to see this amusing display and as such was totally unaware that Kosaku had died too. As such, the skeleton believes the tally to be Him - 1 and Koskau - 2. This would only serve to anger him further, so much so that he would become mad with it next time they were to meet.

>>10981978
Rin is an autistic HG is dedfag.

Junko fucked off.

Case closed.

>>10981978
Him and hoshit really are two peas in a pod.

>>10981983
>Junko fucked off.
Nice meme.

>>10981963
Pretty ironic how /sanc/ haters managed to create more shitposting than the /sanc/ supporters ever could have though.
Idiots never learn, huh?

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>>10981980
Male shark
And no

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>>10981993
eat it

>>10981983
>HG is ded
Hard to not believe that when the ones vowing for its survival are trying their hardest to kill it.

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>>10981970
>Ezreal was no stranger to strange things, but he had to admit to himself that the way her hair moved was memorising in some peculiar way. As such he was too captivated by her performance to give her the reaction she had wanted, whatever that may be.
I've seen some things, but what you're doing with your hair? That's new to me.

>>10981911
>I feel flattered that you think I have the energy to juggle 4 RP sessions and shitposting atop it, but that would be seriously draining man
>yes DsSDS

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>>10981998
I did yesterday
It tasted bad

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>>10982011
the flavor of the day has changed
come get some

>>10982000
Damn, that one hurts.
Fucking trips of truth bringing the harshest but truest words.

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>samefagging in a dead thread
There's nothing sadder

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>>10982022
How do I know I can trust you?

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>>10982029
i am boss

>>10982027
Complaining about unproven samefagging on an icelandic cooking recipes sharing imageboard IS sadder.

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>>10982007
>That, at least, she seems proud of, offering a slow bow. Her hair recedes once more, and the ends of it return to a much less uncomfortable coloration and to it's normal one.
...
Yomika.

>>10982039
Go ahead and post your edited screencap, then

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>>10982034
That really doesn't help

>>10982046
Why are you so upset about a subject that is none of your concern?

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>>10982047
you eat boats and people
you can eat this

eat my noodles

>>10982053
Trying to insinuate I'm angry in order to discredit me is only making you look worse, anon.

>>10982027
Man, this post really added a lot to the thread.
Truly bringing the superior and higher moral ground to the table, huh?

>>10982060
Always a pleasure

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>>10982055
Fine but you owe me one
>Eats it

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>>10982044
>Finally hearing her speak amuses Ezreal greatly, and he gives her a warm smile in return for hearing her voice.
I don't know why you decide to stay quiet, you've got a nice voice. Ezreal. Nice to meet you.

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>>10982066
bamboozled
how can someone change their own taste?

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>>10982083
Damn you human!

Mate

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>>10982091
what if i add some toppings?
one more time. come one shark

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>>10982102
Oh no fool me once shame on you
Fool me twice shame on me

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>>10982073
I'm not a talker, usually.
>She runs a hand through her hair, closing her eye once again.
And I thought it'd be entertaining seeing how far I could get with it.

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>>10982108
please
anyone
i am boss

When you fap to others' avas, do you self-insert as your own ava having sex with them or is it just me?

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>Folder building is hard.
>Morning HG.

>>10982134
>Kissus

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>>10982128
You are the worst
>>10982134
Top of the morning

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>>10982132
just eat my ass to find out?

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>>10982132
Fapping is a sin.

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>>10982140
what do i have to do?

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>>10982119
Well I sincerely hope you're entertained, because you really strung me along for a ride there. You do this with everyone you meet, or was I just unlucky?

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>>10982147
You're the second person I've met in years.
...So you could say I do it with everyone.

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>>10982137
>Anon it's too early....
>>10982140
.....Are you a talking shark?

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>>10982160
Yes
>>10982146
Get people who are bad at swimming into the water

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>>10982168
swim with me

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>>10982168
Woah, so first I meet a talking skeleton, and now I stand face to face with a talking shark? This dimension sure can get a little weird sometimes... But I love weird! What's your name sharky?

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>>10982158
>Ezreal is taken aback by her revelation, the nature of her clothing and somewhat unkempt appearance becoming obvious to him now. It had been staring him in the face the whole time, but he had been too occupied with trying to get her to talk to fully take in those details. As an explorer he scalded himself internally, his keen eyes not used to missing such clear details.
Right, yeah...that makes sense. I mean, I've got to say you've certainly done well for yourself. You must be a real survivalist at this point. Second person, though? Somebody else stumbled across you?

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>>10982177
No
>>10982203
Bruce Jaws

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no one wants my soup

Yo craig can you host?

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>>10982219
Bruce huh? I like it! I'm Star Butterfly, future Queen of Mewni! I'm temporarily living in this dimension while I learn a few things, according to my parents that is. So Bruce, what brings you to the Hunger Games Arena?

>>10982243
I'm gonna go to bed once I finish this session, sorry man. I'll host tomorrow, maybe during prime time.

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>>10982272
I'm hungry

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>>10982205
You stop even noticing. After a while.
>Spotting the astonishment on his part, Yomika can't help but smile to herself. Not only is this a day of firsts, but it's a very entertaining one at that.
Another man, older and taller. He wore..."finer" clothes and had black hair. I know not the name.

Who tf is craig?

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>>10982275
Hungry for what? People, aliens, fish, a fresh garden salad, a nice bowl of cereal?

>>10982283
The skeleton you fuckface

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>>10982289
In all honesty
Yes

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>>10982275
hey
i have food

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>>10982299
And it's all bad

>>10982275
Hungry for apples?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66BU0Z2WLXE

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>>10982277
Wouldn't have a clue who that is. I wonder what a guy like that is doing walking through the forest. Guess anyone can appreciate a nice, serene walk through the forest.
>Ezreal yawns. Today's events have taken a lot out of him, and he's about ready to sleep.
It was nice getting you to finally talk, you should consider doing it more often. There are plenty of nice people around, I'm sure they'd be glad to listen to you.
>Ezreal turns to walk away, but quickly snaps back towards Yomika and blurts out some more words.
Wait wait wait wait, no. If I got strung along they should too, it's only fair right? Talk as little as you want, don't listen to me. Alright, cya!

>>10982283
>it me (also skeleton)

>>10982283
some cancer nufag

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>>10982308
give it a chance
i am a good cook

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>>10982309
You waited how long for this moment?
>>10982322
I'm a talking shark and even I find that hard to believe

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>>10982313
Nature is beautiful. And dangerous.
>Yomika lifts a hand in farewell, still smiling.
I plan on doing both the same. Goodbye.

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>>10982297
Ah, I admire your dedication to your hunger! But I hunger for something more, I hunger for battle! A great opponent is what I seek, and I've meet a few here already, although maybe an actual shark can also be in that category? You eat Mewmans as well there buddy?

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>>10982333
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease