HG Thread
Hunger Games Thread
Please await for the opening show of...
Open this. First 24.
>>10978820
Popeye
>>10978820
Yoshimitsu the Second
>>10978820
Berkut
>>10978820
Serge
>>10978820
Gascoigne
>>10978820
Shingo
>>10978820
Shoebill
>>10978820
Kirino
>>10978820
Crusty Sean
>>10978820
Zer0
>>10978749
>Hopefully.
>>10978750
>Zer0 tries his hardest not to, but he blushes via red static through his helmet anyways.
...Thank you.
>>10978751
>S-Sorry. I'd extend the offer for a greeting post that I'd reply to, but it's getting late.
>>10978765
Actually, you are.
I never said anything.
Is there a problem?
>>10978805
>Oh you crazy sonuvabitch, you're actually doing it.
>>10978820
Nui
>>10978820
Elias Ainsworth
>>10978820
A panda trueno AE86
>>10978820
Yo
>The Blue wizard pony looks behind the curtains and eyes the bearded man>>10978820's, a bit upset about how he is trying to steal her show, as she rumbles and grumbles to herself, just sitting there watching, waiting until he gets off the stage damn it
>>10978820
Lord Beerus
>>10978820
Barkis
>>10978820
Literally me right now
>>10978820
Hwoarang
>>10978749
>He times the ninja's falling velocity just right to deliver a powerful backlash spinning back kick. With the ninja on the ground, he stands there with a smug look, thinking there is no way the ninja could get up from such an attack.
Maybe not one hit like I said earlier, but I still gave you wait for
>>10978820
HEY DEAN
>>10978820
Fighter
>>10978820
Jiro Hitoyoshi
>>10978820
Junkrat
>>10978820
Agent 4
>>10978854
https://68.media.tumblr.com/cbf1a809543826f429f2aea12418e036/tumblr_osp4zt4spn1qjoleso1_1280.jpg
>>10978820
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>10978820
Dug
>>10978828
Ye, I liked it quite a bit
>>10978820
Vermin Supremes
>>10978820
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>10978820
Ver Million
>>10978820
Brad Burns
>>10978820
Araragi Karen
>>10978909
>I appreciate the kind gift, pal! Hopefully It'll come to use sometime later.
>>10978820
I DIOS MIO
>>10978820
One-Eye
>>10978877
>The ninja is splayed out on the ground for all to see, it seems like this would be his last fight. Against all odds, he manages to sit back up in a zen-like position. A large crack running down his mask from the combo.
Namunamunamu! In all mine years, never seen this technique I hath. Ye hath juggled me like a child's plaything!
>>10979004
>triggered
>>10978820
Hiita
(Just filler)
>>10979042
I want to filler
>>10979071
me to
>>10978922
I had hoped you did. Bad thing though is a loss of creativity and a drive to make new things, which I'd love to give you, but, you know...
>>10979071
Parseley pls
>>10978820
Tomoe Mami
You expected your first kiss to be with Dio, but it was me! JoJo!
>>10979089
Vert pls
>>10979089
>kissu
>>10979084
Oh nah, it's not really a big deal. Just needed a reason to bother you.
GAME WHEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10979024
I juggles tons of people. Big guys or small guys, or hell girls even, they all fall the same...yup I'd say that was a pretty good warm up for my legs.
>Getting extremely bored and annoyed by the lack of a game that was promised, Zer0 slashes the curtain that >>10978869 is behind, cutting it in half.
who the fuck did I skip. I kept combing over this roster and can't find the poor fag.
>>10979134
You gave me a fright for a minute there because I didn't have anything for you
No bully no more pls
>>10979157
Actually something?
Now that was unexpected.
Proceed with the death.
>>10979157
So it ain't a bust. Cool, cool...
Time to get to work then.
>>10979157
It was Trixie's post that you're so worried about. Go ahead.
>>10979162
Pls, I'd never demand anything from anyone! But yeah, as long as you're doing okay, that's gud
>>10979157
ok starting I guess.
>>10979157
Oh, I thought I died of old age while I was waiting.
>Berkut prepares his lance, and mounts his steed
No matter, lets fight!
>>10979187
Where beith mine sword? Bah! Mine fists willst be enough for thee!
>>10979187
Eh? You call me what!? You disgrace the title I-GHK!
And you coward!
>>10979157
>Junkrat jolts awake, his eyes snapping open and wildly scanning the area once he hears the host's voice.
There something goin' on now? Took ya some time to get there, didn't it mate? Long as we got there though, I'm about ready to blow stuff up!
>Junkrat then breaks out into a fit of giggles, not really laughing at anything in particular.
>>10979187
You're a bit of a cheeky one, aren't ya? You're lucky you're all the way out there, cause otherwise I'd clobber ya!
>>10979187
>Not being able to eat be damned.
Not letting it fall
into other people's hands
is all that matters.
>>10979187
>>10979178
I am doing good, a bit sick and tired, but I am okay
How are you?
>>10979187
>The squid is extremely unamused by the deliberate mangling of her codename, as Agent 6 does not even exist.
>>10979155
>The grumpy and annoyed Trixie ducks as the Samurai cuts through the curtain, looking a little scared before putting on a facade of bravery, with a hint of annoyance
I knows that you are clearly awaiting the start of the Great and Powerful Trixie's show! But I have to say -SOMEONE- is hogging the stage for now.
>She looks down at her ruined curtain, before looking up at the robot with a malice look
That costs Trixie a lot of bits! You better pay your dues after Trixie is done with her great and majestic show.
>>10979086
You summon me?
>>10979187
I like the names
>>10979146
>With a strained laugh, he hobbles over to his sword. It sticking perfectly up from the ground, he sheathes it for another time.
This juggling seems to be the effective technique. I shalt perfect it and never lose a bout again! I, Yoshimitsu, swear it!
>>10979227
>Still stumbling from How Wrong's fight, he lands on his arm. Once rising up, he notices that it is spinning and twitching in all kinds of ways.
>>10979199
You abuse confusion onset by this mockery!
>>10979227
Aw, me ankle!
>Junkrat cries out, falling to the floor. He rests up against a tree and rubs his ankle to try and remove some of the pain. It takes a moment for him to realise that it's his peg leg that he's rubbing, and that he hasn't actually sprained an ankle.
Ehehehe! My bad, forgot about that!
>>10979227
I made sure all the repliers died first, desu
>>10979285
Sausage fest in a sewer
>>10979250
You better, you're the most fun person in this dump to fight against, everyone's to scared to do it outside the arena. Buncha wimps if you ask me.
>>10979244
>Kissu
Be here more you fag
>>10979227
Zer0 to hero
and then back to a zero
thanks to my partner.
>>10979241
>The assassin sheathes his katana, broadcasting "?!" out of his helmet. He certainly did not expect a talking horse to be behind the curtain. He approaches her and bends down, his helmet projection having gone ominously dark. Then, suddenly, it projects out in bright red light: "PA1N".
I will pay nothing.
I may attend your show, but
it won't be tonight.
>Then, Zer0 stands up and walks away, leaving Trixie with a ruined curtain, and hopefully a message.
>Gotta sleep, really sorry for cutting (hah hah) this short, Trixie. Have a wonderful night HG!
>>10979313
Too busy with vidya and being bored.
>>10979276
Still thy tongue, girl! I be no mockery! Ye shalt be proud to have a warrior's death.
>>10979292
>Anything that wasn't destroyed with a few strokes, was stolen by yours truly. He laughs loud enough to wake him up before jetting away.
These willst be given to ones less fortunate, these will!
>>10979292
slide 5. no one left to reply.
>>10979227
>With an elegant filp from One Million, they get on to the robot's shoulders. And with their iron claw... One plunges it in the robot's neck. After the ordeal, One jumps off the robot's shoulders.
Welp... that was easy.
>>10979292
...Ground is pretty nasty, but it's better than nothing.
>>10979322
I talk not about you! Observe names in this fight! Mine, theirs', your own!
Mangled! Made mockery of!
>>10979314
>She shakes her hoof at the retreating man, gritting her teeth at him
The Great and Powerful Trixie will get you for this!
(Night Night)
>>10979324
Uh-huh. Yep. Hmmmm... nah, probably want to go the poison approach on that. Make it look like an accident more, instead of just a plain death.
>>10979292
I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE, AND IT AIN'T A GOOD THING THIS TIME!
>>10979306
Dunno what you're talkin' about mate. Don't recall a thing like that ever happenin', nope. You keep talkin' about it though and I might shove a grenade down your gullet, roight?
>Actually, Junkrat changes his mind almost immediately. Bringing up such a traumatic event doesn't deserve a warning, it deserves outright payback. Junkrat takes his grenade launcher from his belt and launches a couple of frags at the anon, uncaring of any observers that might get caught up in the blast.
Ahahahahha! Like I always say, it's a perfect day for some mayhem!
...
>The Great and Tired Trixie lights up her horn, as she generates an aura around herself before teleporting back to her great and moveable house!(which is a cart), before laying down on the bed and plotting the night away on how to upstage that bearded man now
(Aka goodnight, was gonna debut a small code today but too tired now)
>>10979324
slide 6
>>10979216
I'm ok, just been dealing with lots of work lately, but otherwise doing fine. Jumping into these games whenever I'm not busy too, thought I'd try something new.
>>10979320
You should be more busy with yuugi.
>>10979312
Hmph! Unlike others, I be not afraid of death. With this loss comes a wealth of knowledge! If ye wish to fight once more, call mine name! Once I study this juggling, our next bout willst not be so one-sided!
>>10979314
Fare thee well. May our swords clash another time.
>>10979337
Nani?!! That be not mine name! Whom be responsible for this?
>>10979324
I shalt make fish food for the one who makes fun of mine name!
>>10979380
Yoshimitsu says goodbye to ye!
>>10979380
So, host over the horsefag so we won't have shit RP and games? good to know.
>>10979383
>Dreaming a horrible dream of lizardmen licking him, the ninja rouses from his meditation and destroys everything in his tent.
Revel thyself! Doth not only fight in mine mind!
>>10979380
See you later.
>>10979383
>As One wakes up from their diet slumber, they look to their left and see the supplies they've gather completely destroyed.
...At least I still got my weapons.
>>10979383
How do you hold hands with something that doesn't have any hands to begin with?
>>10979383
slide 7
>>10979431
Hey wait this is an old slide
>>10979431
wait, fuck. wrong game.
>>10979431
Hol up
>>10979431
I demand ye redo! Yoshimitsu is not on there!
>>10979448
Unknwing of the bird following him, the ninja pogojumps on his sword in peace.
>>10979448
I don't know how to react to this.
>>10979448
next slide, desu.
>>10979409
Man who made this game, and man who made such a mockery, the same person!
>>10979425
>dirt. not diet.
>>10979431
Woah. Ain't that a screw-up.
>>10979448
Trying to sleep in the middle of this is like... like... I don't know what I was going for, but it was probably not going to be clever anyways.
>>10979473
>Taking in a deep breath, One sat back on the ground.
Help.
>>10979473
>El slep
>>10979409
Hey don't think I'll be slouching either. I'll keep on getting better, though it's kinda hard when your the best.
>>10979473
another fucking slide.
>>10979515
>>10979515
Well, crap.
>One holds onto their wound, sweating a bit as they fall onto the ground face first.
>>10979515
slide again
>>10979473
Fine! Ye win this time!
>He unsheathes his sword, pointing it at the skeleton thing.
But hear my warning. Ye shall pay for not giving to the poor. I swear it!
>>10979487
Dastardly fiend! Once I be victorious, I shall send him to Yama's palace!
>>10979515
Raise thine weapon and face me.
>The car being a car does nothing in response.
Thine grave, it is then!
>With a battle cry, the ninja makes short work of his opponent.
>>10979553
>>10979515
whoops. Did it again. shoulda had the horsefag host.
>>10979396
Nah
>>10979568
>>10979568
slide 11
>>10979505
A cocky boy, ye ill not be once we face each other! I, Yoshimitsu the Great, can only get stronger with with each bout.
>Jumping high in the air, he lands in a sitting position. Not paying attention to the boy anymore.
Battle another time. It be time for meditation.
>>10979568
Despite what he says, Yoshimitsu is only human. His armor goes up in flames once the explosion happens.
>>10979573
>leaves vc like a lil bitch
Just for that, I bully you!
>bear hugs Parsee while simultaniously giving them a kissu
>>10979588
Oh crap I already used my fire image.
>>10979588
>night 3
>feast
>day 5
I think I lost a slide somewhere. ah well. can't change the past.
>>10979596
Yeah? Well have fun singing kumbaya by yourself. I'm outta this joint.
>He gets on his motorcycle, kicks up the kickstand and shifts his bike to 1st gear, taking off and doing a wheely
>>10979588
winner next slide
>>10979573
>>10979604
>Hiita also hugs parsee and locks them in a kiss
>>10979554
>>10979568
Pride before the fall.
I fucking love shitposting
>>10979638
Oh this doesn't look good. I'll be blunt with you, I am NOT a doctor so there's not much a can do to this (nonspecific onuury).
>>10979636
Namu namu..
>>10979640
>The ninja only makes a 'hmph!' in her direction, crossing his arms like a little, ugly-dressed kid.
>>10979638
>>10979638
you gig it. you won.
>>10979672
>Shit I gotta slow it down with the typing and such.
>>10979684
>
>>10979681
Improvement comes from acknowledging flaws. Not brushing off and ignoring like toddler.
>>10979684
Thou game was a mockery! Mine thanks deserve better than this!
>But really, thanks for hosting.
>>10979684
I know that wasn't the ending hg needed, but it was the one it deserved.
>>10979699
There be no flaw in what's be trueth! Think ye be the best and ye shalt be the best!
>>10979659
>>10979717
Thanks.
>>10979717
>Hey dean got fucking six kills
This wasn't supposed to happen.
>>10979717
Well, least I wasn't last
>>10979762
Daw, that's cute.
>>10979717
Cheers for the game cobber!
>>10979717
Thanks for the game zombie TV show person.
>completely miss Grimey Games
FUCK
>>10979724
Think not you are! Leads you to failure.
Think you can be.
So when are we gonna make our silly poker characters?
Get ready everyone!
So, why did Karen leave the discord? Adachi?
>>10979869
Fail enough times and ye willst knoweth everything! Ye will understand soon, child. I may teach ye mineself! But for now, meditation. Goodbye.
>>10979874
I shall accept this challenge another time. Fixed, mine arm needs to be. Fare thee well!
>>10979917
No mere child. May have even been walking path longer than you. Farewell.
>>10979879
They had their own reason. If they don't want it known then they wont say it.
>>10979879
She did? Why?
Pick a faction
Take your time
first 36
>>10979968
>>10978840
Berkut.
I'll pick the Light.
>>10979968
Araragi Karen
The Light of the Flame
>>10979968
Ver Million
The Frost sound like me.
>>10979968
Fighter
The Earth!
>>10979968
Lord Beerus
The Flame
>>10979968
GENM
The Dark
>>10979968
Aron
>The Earth
>>10979968
Agent 4
>The Wind
>>10979968
Gascoigne
>The Dark
>>10979968
The Fire Serpent
The Flame
>>10979968
Shoebill
>Shoebill stands infront of the choices for a few seconds, staring at them.
Light.
>>10979968
The Wind, easily
>>10979968
Deku
The Flame
>>10979968
Ezreal
>The Wind
>>10979968
Nui
I think the light?
>>10979968
Elias Ainsworth
wind i guess
>>10979968
Akashi
>The Flame
>>10979968
Guts
>The Dark
>>10979968
Ridley
>The Flame preferably.
>>10979968
Barkis
>Wind
>>10979968
Yomika
The Wind
>>10979968
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>The Wind
>>10979968
The Dark Craig
>>10979968
Sami Zayn The Murderer
The Wind I guess
>>10980041
>>10979968
Actually now i think Wind
>>10979968
Doom
The wind
>>10979981
>>10979968
Host, put me in Dark Team.
11 more
>>10980128
Nigger, it's 4:30 in the morning in the civilized world.
>>10979968
>>10980016
Actually, a bird would fit better in Team Wind if I'm not mistaken.
>>10980128
A Hershey bar
>>10980128
Wario
>>10980128
Bomb King
The Dark
>>10980140
SHOEBILL A CUTE
>>10980139
Im hosting for you at half 9 in the morning, gimme those fillers
>>10979968
Inkling
the Flame!
>>10980128
Utsuho Reuji
>fire
>>10980156
Please keep that to yourself next time, Anon.
>>10980128
Okina Matara
The Light
>>10980128
My frosted drink
>>10979968
Dug
Flame
>>10980128
exyF
The light.
>>10980128
Todd The Godd Howard
of The Preordered (flame's fine)
>>10979968
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
The Flame is probably his style
>>10980043
>>10979604
>>10979639
>Does a dank erp session
>>10980172
>kissu
I'd like to suck on that
>>10980169
I can't help it!
>>10980128
Derek the Iron Maiden
Dark
>>10979968
Ran
>light
>>10980128
Aussa
>>10980128
Froze
>The Frost
>>10979968
The Earth Serpent
The Earth
>>10979968
Kosaku Kawajiri
The Frost, I suppose.
>>10979968
The Time Serpent
The Dark
>>10980263
>>10979968
The Water Serpent
The Frost
>>10979968
Kongou
>The Frost
>>10980274
Looking cool, Joker.
Alright fuckers here is how it works
Post 6 tributes from other factions.
You will earn points for killing them they will earn points for killng you.
There is a map I will post at the end of this game.
Also swaps if anything
>>10980187
>Adds you on discord
Oh could you have guessed who's coming next, It's
>>10979968
The Air Serpent
The Wind
>>10980012
>>10980198
>>10980302
https://youtu.be/rtsllmliagY
>>10980302
>Is the hershey bar dark chocolate?
>>10980302
>>10980333
>>10980092
>>10980302
everyone in district 1 and 3
>elias
>sleeps
>>10980302
If I really want people to start recognising my skill, I'm going to have to go after the tributes that look the most dangerous. To that end I pick Beerus, Guts, Utsuho, Elias, Ridley and Gascoigne as my targets.
>>10980302
Beerus
Craig
Guts
Elias
My frosted drink
Deku
>>10980340
No. I'm gonna go to bed in a few minutes.
>>10980302
Ridley, Beerus, Araragi Karen, Mail. Inking, and Dug.
>>10980302
>>10980343
oh and instead of agent 4 it's craig
>>10980302
District 5 and 6
>>10980302
Karen, Mail.
Bomb King, Craig.
Ezreal, Ridley.
>>10980302
I'll the jobs for
Berkut
GENM
Guts
Craig
A Hershey Bar
Bomb King
>>10980302
Seems alright. And oh, I get to pick? Don't mind if I do.
>Fighter, Berkut, Mail, Ridley, Doom, and Nui.
And that's it. Ready to go.
>>10980302
Araragi Karen
Okina Matara
exyF
Deku
Ezreal
Todd
>>10980302
Six people seems a bit much but...alright.
Berkut
Beerus
Gascoigne
Guts
Craig
And the Bomb King
>>10980302
District 1 and 2
>>10980302
District 8 and 1
Kill yourself Guts
>>10980302
>>10980333
>Upon hearing the child swap herself for him, he looks up and sees the requirements. "Six tributes? Six tributes for one person to kill? Does the Frost really need another person that bad? Maybe I should drop out!"
Thank you, miss. I promise you this won't be wasted at all. I will do the same next time you're in a situation like this. As for who I pick?
Good grief. Fighter, Agent 4, Nui, Ridley, Craig, and Yomika. Please, please, don't take this to heart.
>>10980327
Sure let's go with that lmao
>>10980302
>Nui, Beerus, Dug, Kosaku, Todd, Utsuho
>>10980302
>Karen, Nui, Deku, district 8
If Adachi were your friend, he’d be Tomodachi
>>10980302
>District 6 and 4
SWAP ME IN, SENPAITACHI.
Late Go
Why doesn't Adachi like going on vacation?
Because he doesn't like stupid beaches and shores!
>>10980302
District 3 and District 8.
>>10980302
Karen
Gascoigne
Craig
Okina Matara
Berkut
Elias Einsworth
>>10980349
So be it.
>>10980302
Kosaku, Craig, Hershey Bar, Berkut, Deku, Aron.
>>10980302
Todd Howard
Fire Serpent
Aron
Karen
GENM
Ver Milp
>>10980302
Karen, Elias, Inkling, Bomb King, Guts and Flame Dug.
>>10980345
>>10980359
>>10980364
>>10980368
>>10980381
Cya in the arena, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitches!
>>10980375
You're cruising for a bruising, kid. Hope you're ready for what's coming to you.
>>10980390
I've done you in before, haven't I? Yeah! Back at the lake! Back when I randomly exploded...
Yeah, looks like I'll have to kill you again to get the point across: don't frick around with me.
>>10980402
Even the mute cat wants my bones? While you're not a mutt, you're a bone-chasing animal all the same. I...think. And because of that, I'm gonna put you down.
>>10980422
>Intimated by the massive length of his sword, Craig has no words for the Black Swordsman. Instead he just silently nods and gives him a shaky salute.
Y-yeah...I'll...I'll kill ya...
>>10980424
okay I'm starting to feel a little targeted
>>10980430
>Supposed to be Ver MILLION
Whoops, butterfingers!
>>10980302
>Guts, GENM, Fire Serpent, Utsuho, Sami, Akashi
>>10980434
>Craig has no words
>proceeds to give words
The skeletal mind is an enigma.
>>10980388
I missed you too, salt mine.
my list is uhhhh deku, earth fighter, dark genm, ,ezreal, wind doom, and uhhhhh Karen. A-as a wild card, n-not cut i want them dead or anything!
>>10980434
Of course I am! I'll give it my all if you give it your all! Let's make this a tough fight, Craig.
>>10980434
>takes one of the skeles bones
>>10980302
District 3 and 9
>>10980434
You'll die just like all the other demons.
>>10980455
Right back at you, faggot <3
>>10980372
vermill
>>10980463
Go back to CHASing your gay boyfriend
>>10980465
I'll make it as tough as I can, my bones are still a little flimsy right now.
>To demonstrate the brittle state of his bones, Craig thrusts his arms forward. A simple gesture, but the force applied is enough to fracture his humerus, a crack running up through the middle of the bone.
Despite the bone that broke, this isn't funny in the slightest.
>>10980468
>It was the leg bone, a necessary bone for structural support. With this vital bone removed, the skeleton falls to his knees.
OI, MUTT! GIVE ME BACK MY LEG BONE!
>>10980479
Oh, an expert skeleton slayer huh? Yeah, you uh...just do as you do.
>Craig begins to whistle, trying to diffuse the tension between the two.
Just, uh, I'm a good skeleton, okay? Not one of those bad skeletons that just, go around hacking people up and all that...I'm a total good bones. Yeah.
>>10980302
>>10980319
Thanks but I already have someone in
>>10980400
>>10980424
As I should have expected. Good luck in the rounds, as I must do my best to aid the faction I had joined; I'm not going to hold back.
>Kosaku sighs, scratching the side of his head. "This is not going to be an easy task for me to beat."
>>10980434
>Nodding with a blank stare, Kosaku attempts to not show how frustrated he is at the mention of that incident. Which, to his credit, is holding up extremely well. "You're lucky I don't send Elizabeth to harm you outright, you bonehead. Heh!"
Mess around with you? Please. Don't take this to the heart, even if you don't have one. Oh, what is the name for this kind of karma... "An eye for an eye", perhaps?
>>10980494
What's up?
Kill yourself, Shoebill.
hey nufags and nigger cunts
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FqwLWFq7
now have fun
>>10980296
Btw, you were swapped with my entry via direct message with the host. You might want to make your bounty list.
OK those who wrote down just the districts Ive got them written down but I will track yours once the games finished to save time
>>10980533
>not swapping in thread
>>10980507
>he comes back with the bone and drops it in front of the skele, as if he wants to play fetch
>>10980510
https://youtu.be/n-m7UwBtlW4
>tfw idea for a potential good code suddenly hits you and you actually remember to write it down
I'm fucking stocked.
>>10980536
This is my holster now.
>>10980536
Not so high and might now, are we, frosted beverage?! You thought you'd be more popular than my videogames? THINK AGAIN!
>GENM fires into the inanimate bottle a few times before letting out an autistic screech, and dragging himself away.
>>10980563
You're not gonna think it's a good code later man.
>>10980507
>Izuku flinches as he could actually hear the crack. The Skeleton was still as brittle as the last time they interacted, he should really get that checked out.
Maybe you should take a break for a while? You know; go see the Skeleton doctor and maybe take a couple days off? There's no way this is healthy.
>>10980536
Grats Guts you've earnt The Dark 3 points for killing craig
>>10980599
* 2 points for killing craig. 1 point for stopping craig from killing you
>>10980536
Well at least I was murdered in the most humiliating way possible right off the bat.
>She sets her weapon against a tree and sits next to it to watch the game progress without her.
I knew I should have just stayed in bed today.
>>10980530
do you have the link to the pastebin where there's custom codes?
>>10980518
>Craig lets out a sarcastic laugh at Kosaku's retorts, showing his clear disdain for them.
Heh, real funny. Definitely not something I've heard before, no, not at all. You're so clever, you know? Mentioning the body parts that I don't have.
>The skeleton's voice drips with venom as he speaks, his scathing sarcasm intending to frustrate.
>>10980536
wow
all that shittalking and this happens
FUCKING TYPICAL SHIT RIGHT HERE
>The skeleton then screeches out a long string of cusses, sure to befoul the ears of any of those unlucky enough to hear him.
>>10980542
>Craig isn't ignorant of the dog's wish to play fetch, but he didn't care. He speaks to the dog in a placating voice at first,
Aw, who's a good boy! Wanna play fetch? Do ya? Do ya?
>before clubbing him over the head with his leg bone, the impact causing the brittle bone to break in two. That was bound to hurt.
>>10980592
Yeah, that might be a good idea. Still though, I'm not insured and that shit costs money. The idea of robbing a graveyard is still the most prominent idea on my mind.
>>10980599
>>10980608
how gay
>>10980608
>>10980614
It happens to all of us
>>10980518
>Yomika doesn't seem to notice, closing her eyes and playing her erhu with a smile
>>10980608
-On miss hit yourself. Idiot.
>>10980638
THIS IS MY YARD NOW!
Wait, wrong gimmick,
>>10980638
1 point to doom for stopping the todd
>>10980536
Looks like you're the first to die horribly, Craig.
>>10980608
What the Hell am I supposed to do with this?
>>10980621
That's because you talk too much durring a battle.
>>10980621
>he lets out a sad yelp and give skele the sad eyes
>>10980665
I don't know how to play poker.
>Loses shirt
>>10980665
Didn't even see it cooooomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnngg!
>>10980621
I know. We Japanese have such great senses of humor, do we not? I've been working on that a long time coming, now, and I'm thrilled that you think it's such a great retort.
>Kosaku, of course, notes the venom in the skeleton's words, taking note to (somewhat) reel it back. Despite this, he isn't quite as frustrated as once thought; just cautious on what to say next. "If he kills me again, I'm going to go berserk."
Tell me, how do you decide if a joke is good or not? Do you use your funny bone?
>>10980638
>>10980648
>Kosaku stays quiet as he sits in the cellar, looking upon the girl in silence. Despite his many years of living in Morioh, he hasn't heard an erhu before. "It sounds rather melancholy, doesn't it?"
>He stays quiet, waiting until the piece is finished to comment on it. "Does she even know I'm here?"
>>10980536
Yeah, you can take that. It's not like I have any need for it.
>>10980608
>Ezreal's eyes are glued on the strange attachment on the girl's arm, unsure exactly what it is he's looking at. Was it like his gauntlet, able to produce magic? He didn't hesitate to ask.
What's that you've got on your arm?
>>10980665
You go hiking often? I tend to stray to the more underground areas, but there's always something to find out in the open too.
>>10980621
I guess that could work? I mean you'd probably get in trouble with the law, and that'd only make it worse but...if you think it'd work.
>>10980591
But I'll atleast have a code to host with
>>10980665
no new changes
http://poal.me/1v7uvq
>>10980618
no
I only have my codes because I'm not some nigger tier host who uses codes I didn't even make
>>10980694
>Doodles various profanities all over the druk girls face
This truly is a fate worse than death.
>>10980518
>>10980536
>>10980669
Whatever, you're just targeting me because you know I'm in WEAK BONES mode right now. If I had my full strength I would've thrashed you. You're so lucky.
>>10980679
>Typically this would be the part where the skeleton grows some sort of conscious and relents with his assault on the dog, but due to the fading strength of his bones he's caught in a foul mood and bashes the dog further with each broken bone half.
Stop whimpering, mutt!
>>10980691
I don't know, why don't you get a closer look at it and tell me?
>The skeleton snaps off what he assumes is the "funny bone" (his humerus) and pelts it at Kosaku. His left arm, the arm he tore the bone from, collapses and hangs limp by his side.
>>10980713
The graveyard I was thinking of is real remote, out of the way. No cops around to bust me for anything. Yeah, that's where I'll go. I don't even get why you get in trouble for that, they're frickin' dead! They aren't animated like I am, they're just a pile of bones. They can't even realise they've been stolen from.
>>10980726
Utusho gets a point for stopping okina
>>10980665
I'll trade you this blinding powder for some bolts.
>>10980694
Fine. I'll just go somewhere else to hunt down the others locations.
>>10980726
Shut your damn mouth already!
>Guts
>>10980731
Kind of a cunt move because you linked the website for us to play and it's kinda shitty to just play the regular
>>10980638
>>10980691
>After a long, sorrowful tune, she slowly pulls the bow away, cracking open the single eye not hidden by her eye, the piercing blue orb staring in to him for just a second, before she smiles, and closes it again.
>>10980665
>>10980696
>The girl silently shrugs. Her body speaks for itself. Her clothes are rough, ragged but hardy, and her legs have a few small cuts and scratches all healed. Barefoot as she may be, she's comfortable walking around.