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Gardevoir thread. Cute edition

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Gardevoir thread. Cute edition
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I dunno if this counts, but hey, take a garde, leave a garde.
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Are SFW pictures welcome?
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>>10965851
Take that thing back to Auschwitz where it belongs
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>>10966526
They are indeed.

However, pictures with Gallade are not allowed.
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>>10966526
I agree. not all gardevoirs are for fugs. fug them only if they ask
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can someone write a story about a gardevoir learning how to fly an A-10 and having an orgasm from firing the cannon which was too much freedom for her to take
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I think that could kill her
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>>10969930
I see potential
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>>10969930
bumping for this

have a pic
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One day I was walking home from a long hard day at the coal mine. It was raining heavily and was also cold outside. As I was walking downtown I noticed between 2 building, laying next to one was what looked like a pile of rags. I thought nothing of it until it moved a little. I went over to check it out. It was a gardevoir on its side using her dress as a blanket. The gardevoir was shaking. When I came near it looked at me and made an eek sound before its head went down. After a minute the gardevoir stopped responding to me. I decided to take it home with me.
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>>10974363
anyone want more?
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>>10974363
When I picked her up she felt very light for a gardevoir. I am guessing that it’s a she. When we made it back to my house I put her in front of the potbelly stove while I stoked it. It opens its eyes for a second before going limp. I went and got her tomato soup to warm up her body. I held the spoon to her mouth she opened her mouth and took in the soup. I did this a few more times before she passed out. I decided to take her dress off to clean it and repair the rips in it. What I see is shocking. She is 100% a girl but that’s not the problem. The real problem is the condition she is in. I can see her ribcage. Her skin is pale. She must have went a long time without food. She is just skin and bones.
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sleep tight 4chan. i will see you in the morning
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>>10974363

I'd like to see more....
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>>10968586

But Anon, the love between a Gardevoir and a Gallade is incredibly pure.
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Goodnight bump
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>>10963123
I want her to be my mom
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>>10968586
Oops
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>>10970264
She's peeing?
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Cute
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>>10981325
A little I think
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>>10976269
Give me some time and it will be finished
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>>10982338
NO. herms are an inferior pokemon that must be exterminated
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>>10975769
>take her dress off
Is it really a dress or is it part of the Gardevoir's body? If it's a dress where do they get dresses?
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>>10975769
“What monster would do this to an innocent pokemon” I thought. You may not know me but I’m what they call jack of all trades. I can fix anything. Including clothes. I will look for stuff in the trash and fix it to sell at a low price for people who don’t have a lot of money. That includes pokemon clothes. I went looking for a spare gardevoir dress. It looks like I sold the last one during the last ralts swarm when some people plan ahead. Now I rarely keep spare gardevoir dress material as I sell it to people to be turned into aircraft skin. Its light, strong, and smooth.
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>>10982503
What the fuck are you on about
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>>10982503
>herms
>not a tiddi in sight
Got an issue with gay garde boys?
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>>10982876
>>10982615
There inferior to the pokemon master race
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>>10982582
>What monster would do this to an innocent pokemon
I see what you did there
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>>10982582
“Dammit all out” I said. I looked around and found some old shirts that I could use for patches. I cut out patches and fixed her dress. I then took pictures in case I need to report abuse. I then wrapped her in a blanket. She curled into a ball under the blanket. I gave her some water and some crackers. She just sipped the water and went back to sleep. It was late so I went to bed.
it might be a bit before I write some more. need to take care of stuff
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>>10982939
That's not a herm you retard. We might have to put you down for being mentally inferior lmao
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>>10983660
that's exactly what an inferior would say. can I see your papers
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>>10982876
>lucario
Dropped harder than >>10982939
Was on his head
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>>10982876
Fag alert
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>>10986100
got any zyklon b
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>>10983321
The next morning I got up and went to check on the gardevoir. She was still curled up by the stove. I went over to her. Her eyes opened and she didn’t pass out. I ask her if she has a trainer. When I said that she started to cry. I calmed her down with head pats and offer to get her some cookies. When I brought her the cookies she snatched them out of my hands and began to devour them like crazy. “I take that you haven’t been fed in a while.” I said.
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am I alone here?
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jesus these threads have gotten weird.
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>>10989532
I've seen worse.
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>>10988111
“Yea, almost 2 weeks”. “who said that. I told jimmy not to put Alaskan thunderfuck in my brownies. That shit makes me go crazy.” I said. I look at the gardevoir and remember that she’s a physic type.
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>>10989532
remember that this is real and the media tried to cover it up
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>>10990374
“you feeling better?” I said. “thank you for saving me from death” she said. I told her it was no problem.
I need ideas. If any of you have ideas please share them
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>>10990632
A limb is missing from the gardevoir, and the rest of the plot is about trying to cope with the loss of the aforementioned limb, all the while growing stronger and more attached to the new protagonist trainer.
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>>10990730
my idea was that a trainer abandoned her for being a girl. the trainer wanted a gallade
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>>10990632
“I was bullied in school for not being a pokemon trainer. The truth was I did not have time as I was forced to work in the coal mines to help feed my family.” I told her. She cuddled up to me. I told her I have a poke ball so I could take her to get healed. She nodded her head yes so I throw it at her and caught her.
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>>10991628
>I throw it at her and caught her
Can't you just press the button on the Poke ball if they're already tame?
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>>10991757

Itchy butthole?
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>>10991812
consensual butt grab
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>>10991759
you have to hit it in the head to show it who is boss. plus its fun to throw stuff
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>>10990540
who are you even talking to?
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>>10991878
>you have to hit it in the head to show it who is boss
Don't be cruel to pokemon! A Gardevoir will form a strong bond with its trainer naturally and you shouldn't hit it.
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>>10992062
some have a pain fetish
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>>10991628
After she was healed I brought her out of her pokeball. “where is my dress” gardevoir said while using her hands to cover herself. “your dress was ripped and full of holes. I fixed it for you. Now I know that gardevoirs can regrow their dress but I didn’t want you to use up what little energy you had” I said.
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>>10979318
The art style looks familiar...
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do gardevoirs torrent their software?
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Do Gardevoir feel pain when they lay their eggs/birth their Ralts?
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>>10993714
I would think that the eggs shells harden after being exposed to the air. I know this because I raise chickens. Or they might hatch the egg inside of them and the ralts comes out like some snakes do
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>>10993345
Alacarte. He does some pretty good stuff, but also a looot of scat.
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>>10993345
Artist is Alacarte
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>>10982876
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>>10992516
“it looks different” she said. “yea I did not have any of the normal fabric to fix it.” I said. She then asked me what people use gardevoir dress cloth for. “well let me show you’’ I then went and brought out a part of an aircraft wing that I keep for this purpose. “I didn’t know that it could be used for that. Its so cool to think that we gardevoirs help humans fly.” She told me as she was putting her dress on. “is it ok”? I asked her. “know what, its unique. The patches make it different from the others” she told me.
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sleep tight 4chan. see you in the morning
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>>10979391
i want to lick his body after he finishes a day of training/battling
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>>10998332
MOM
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Morning
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>>11000840
good morning to you
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>>10995021
I asked her if she wants to take a shower as she is covered in dirt from living on the streets. “wow. My old master used to let me take showers but he started to act mean to me and then kicked me out”. She said. I told her to tell me about her old trainer after she gets cleaned up.
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>>11002073
When she was done I asked why her old trainer kicked her out. “he found out that I was a female.” Said gardevoir. I was baffled. People normally do that to males but they don’t kick them out to live on the streets. They release them. Part of being released is that they are trained to live off the land if they were hatched in daycares. I asked her if she was raised in captivity. She told my yes she was and how did I know. “well you would not have almost starved to death if your were trained to live in the wild.” I told her.
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>>11002562
She told me that he thought she was a male and that after gardevoir comes gallade. The only thing he got right was that gallades are only male. What he didn’t know was that the only way to get one was a dawn stone and a male kirlia.
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>>11003017
writing these stories have helped my writing skills. I think I might be really good at it if I practice some more
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Beep
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>>10995728
same
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>>10970264
Pokémon are too tough to get killed, though.
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>>11006431
she could get shocked from her piss being sucked up by the vacuum
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>>11003017
“that bastard should be raped with a red hot stainless steel dildo.” I said. “it needs to be horse sized.” She said. I laughed like crazy at her comment.
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So are people in this thread genuinely autistic or do they shitpost ironically?
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>>11007757
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>>11007757
shitposting. its good to shitpost once in a while
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>>11007006
I asked her if she wanted any more cookies. She said she was ok. “wait do you have to go to work today?” she said. I told her its Sunday and that the mine is closed on Sundays. When I said this her “ear spikes” pointed upwards. “I see your happy” I told her.
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>>11012249

Holy shit dude
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>>11013445
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>>11010087
I asked her if she wanted to tell me what happened to her. She started telling me. “well when he hatched me his pokedex made an error saying I was male. He was happy. Then I found out that I’m a female. Lucky his other pokemon warned me about him wanting a female so I tried to ride this train for as long as I can. I begged nurses at pokemon centers to lie about my gender. I also used men’s bathrooms. When he asked why I was using the stall I told him that I don’t stand next to pervs.” I asked her how he found out. “well after a big battle we had a party. I drank 4 cans of mt.dew. When walking through the woods I really needed to piss. I thought I could make it back to town to use a toilet but I just could not hold it any longer. I told my trainer I seen something and was going to check it out. When out of sight I went behind a bush to piss. My trainer must had something to tell me so he followed. He caught me and when he seen that I was a girl he called me a liar and kicked me in the stomach while I was still pissing. It hurt”
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good night 4chan. sleep tight. I will see you in the morning
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>>11013714

That's not how vulvas work and I wish the dick would get in but it's kind of nice.
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Obligatory futa
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>>11014200
Night
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>>10997439
Why do they always do this? I just wanna see the cute Gardevoir femboy fucking the busty Gardevoir babe.
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>>11014002
“that asshat needs to be taught a lesson. No one should hurt and abandon a cute, beautiful, innocent pokemon like you” I said to her. “you mean those things you say” she said. “how could I not. Go look at yourself. You have a cute face, innocents in your eyes, and a beautiful body to top it all off.” I told her. She then gave me a hug. While she hugged me, I gave her some head pats. This made her start to make cooing noises. “I see that made you feel better.” I said to her in a calming voice.
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>>11021029
>She then gave me a hug
How does a Gardevoir hug without stabbing with the chest crystal?
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>>11021053
Very carefully, or like an awkward side(ish)-hug. Huh, this might just be sleep deprivation talking, but you could even call the positions that would allow you to hug a Gardevior something akin to dancing positions. And it's almost as if this fact was intentional.
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>>11021053
there are ways to not get stabbed. like she is sitting next to you and leans over to hug you
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>>10993678
Did you get a warning from your ISP? and yes they do that sometimes. Just hit her over the head with a news paper and tell her to use a fucking VPN next time
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>>11021029
writer here. you can end it how ever you want
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>>10993678
>>11021106
>You and your gardevoir are super cheap (but the imported berries that keep her fed sure aren't.)
>So much so that you scoured the web for a camrip of some shitty new movie.
>It was all below potato quality, unwatchable.
>But you both really wanted to see this trashy flick for some reason; maybe the clever marketing wormed its way into your brains.
>Now you could've just conceded and paid for two tickets, but you're cheap -- TWO tickets, cmon!
>Plus she threw a shitfit last time when she didn't count as a person for the cinema's 'no singles' policy.
>You also kinda, sorta, probably, may have participated in said shitfit; psychic empathy can be a bitch sometimes.
>Anyway, you picked out a theater, with no shitty policies, that hadn't banned you yet.
>The catch?
>You went in alone like a loser, sat down, and watched the whole thing from start to finish to the stupid stinger after the credits.
>All with no bathroom breaks; knowing your bladder, you didn't even bother with a drink.
>Then you went straight home.
>Now it may've looked like you just ditched your monster girlfriend with ambiguous legal rights, but this was all for her benefit.
>No, no really!
>After all, why pay for two when you can both watch it for the price of one?
>Hey, you said you were cheap!
>But the thing is, it's the best watching experience.
>Your minds are fully immersed in the experience, so there's no car alarms or fighting meowths butting in.
>You communicate at the speed of thought, so no audible talking during the movie, stupid questions get answered very quickly, and your mental bond often means neither of you have to ask in the first place.
>Did you mention that the "resolution" is really good?
>'Cause it is.
>You honestly don't know how she does it.
>It's like she scoops out bits of memory that you thought you would've already forgotten, and pieces together the entire movie.
>Or maybe it's like a brain massage?
>Ew.
>Too bad that movie turned out to be total shit.
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>>11021376
Are Gardevoirs good at falconry?
Can Gardevoirs carry anvils?
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>>11021436
I would like to think that IRL they would be good watch makers as they can move stuff with their minds and not have to worry about unsteady hands when they need to place a tiny part into a clock
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>>11020218
I'd rather fuck them both
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>>11021436

They would be able to form a great empathic bond with the bird and with sufficiently powerful psychic powers they could move around an anvil fairly easily with telekinetics.
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>>11022959
I live near a highway. my gardevoir went to the overpass and used her powers to throw a large rock at a passing truck. the truck stopped. she froze for a second pissing herself in fear and then BOLTED back to my property and straight into the tornado shelter to hide
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>>11023850

That Kirlia looks so healthy
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>>11022347
Yeah nigga I get that, but apparently that's the only thought process in these situations ever. It's boring.
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>>11021029
“after he found out he was so cold to me. He would feed his other pokemon first. I was only fed scraps. Because of this I did poor in battle. He got even colder towards me. I was banned from using the toilet in his house and his shower. This went on for a few months. Then one night I was hungry and went up to him to see if I could get even a small morsel of food to hold me over for the night. He then slapped me and asked me why I was asking him for food. I told him that he was my trainer. he asked me if he was my trainer as he threw my pokeball at the wall, breaking it. It was then I was no longer his. He grabbed me and tossed me out of the house like a bartender does to a drunk. He told me to never come back and if I did he would kill me.” She said to me in a sad voice.
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>>11026000
this is beyond autistic, even for these threads
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>>11026234
shitposting brother. just find a random story on the internet and change it a little. plus I just did some tabs and they are kicking in
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>>11025743
how is that boring
boring is watching someone fuck someone else
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>>11026000
“I started to run away for fear of being killed. I run into town. I was spent. I ended up near a diner. I went to the dumpster to find left over food. I was able to keep from starving. This went on for a month. 2 weeks ago they started to notice someone was digging their trash. They put locks on the dumpsters. I guess I was too greedy and they notice it. I now had no food. Soon hunger took its toll on me. I was very weak. After 2 weeks I was almost fully spent. I was near death. I was ready for death to take me. They you came and saved me.” She told me.
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>>11026524
She then started to cry. I asked her if there was anything I could do fir her. She looks into my eyes and says"I need about tree fiddy". It was about that time that I realized that pokemon are not real and this gardevoir was a 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said "God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy."


The Fuckin End
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>>11026485
That's a reasonable statement, but newsflash: that's what all porn is. Just because there's a drawing of a human fucking them both, that doesn't mean you're actually fucking them both. You're just jerking off to a picture of someone fucking someone else. Sooo...
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>>11027845
>female gallade
Immersion ruined.
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>>11027845
what is even the point of this post lol
you're stating the obvious
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>>11028837
sauce?
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What perspective (first/second/third person) do people like in greentext stories?
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>>11032702
Second person is the tradition since greentext stories started as quick informal real life accounts of awkward moments and similar shit. It naturally evolved into that.

I like third person just as much, but people should write it in "black" text, using paragraphs and other things expected of regular prose.
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>>11032702
Second person.
Please write something, it'd be great to have OC.
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Which one is going to get benis'd, /trash/?
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>>11033267
I started some Anonymous/Gardevoir (on model version)/Furisode Girl threesome greentext and it's turning out way longer than I expected.
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>>11028752
The point was to point out that >>11026485 makes no sense.
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Gardevoir and their trainers must look so dopey half the time.

>they're both just vacantly staring off into space while huddled together
>literally circlejerking in their minds.
>or playing out fantasy scenarios like a D&D session
>or having deep revelations and discussions about life
>but no matter what, they still look retarded and braindead while doing it.
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>>11035140
It doesn't seem to accomplish that.
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>>11035140
>makes no sense

It sorta does, if you're not a pedant or thinking in completely literal terms. Some porn you can easily self insert and fantasize with and some you can't. So it's really watching with projection/self-insertion vs. watching without it. Some people really don't like the latter. They need a sense of agency to not feel like a voyeur, and anything that breaks that illusion is unwelcome.
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>>10963123
Is there any porn of Gardevoir and other pokemon outside of its own evolutionary line?

I mean, I know Gardevoir porn is just waifufagging to the nth degree but there's gotta be SOMETHING out there.
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>>11036837
yes. there's tons. browse e621 sometime.
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>>11034395
Does anybody else find a simple idea in their head grows complicated once they start writing?
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>>11038181
Works with everything, music, art, programming, work, fucking. Anything is simpler when planned and goes fucking awry when it's actually being done.
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>>11038181
hell yes
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>>11038322
It's written, but even if it's just a greentext I think I should edit it, and if I do that now I'll miss things. If all goes well and this thread is still around tomorrow I should post it then. Or in the Write Faggotry Thread if this one is gone.
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>>11038462
I think I can keep this thread going. but others should help. Also cute ralts pics are allowed. but no lewd ralts
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>>11035329
That sounds cute if I'm participating.
>you will never talk mentally with a Gardevoir
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>>11038462
If worst comes to worst I'll make a thread for the story
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If you gave a gardevoir red bull will their powers increase?
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>>11039346
Gardevoir is called Sirknight in Japanese so this is appropriate.
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I'm wondering how long can we keep this thread alive. Its less autistic than some of the other threads here
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>>11039416

Shhh... don't tempt fate...
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>>11040122
let's not then *wink wink*
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>>11038606

Is there honestly anything more precious than Ralts?
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>>11040290
Yes. 2 ralts
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>>11040290
A Gardevoir and their Ralts child is the best
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>>11040142
knock on wood
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>>11039416
>someone spamming random bits of incoherent story
>not autistic
alright then
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>>11040518
have you seen some of the hyper scat threads here
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>>11040417
*our ralts child
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>>11040562
no i mentally block those out
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>>11035329
>Be grilling Tauros steak at a family BBQ.
>Your nephew, the psychic trainer, just arrived, and he brought his ...what was it again?
>Garden-vore?
>Ask him how he wants his steak.
>He suddenly locks up with a braindead look.
>His girly-bore, who had been humming a tune, also froze up.
>For three whole awkward minutes.
>You shook him and tried getting his attention, but to no avail.
>Just when you were about to fetch help...
>"Why would you need a life raft?!"
>His sudden outburst broke the spell, and he looked around as if to see if anyone heard that.
>Ahem
>"Oh! ...Right."
>He quickly explained they were doing some kinda Vulcan mind meld.
>"Anyway, I'll have it medium."
>Okay, so they both wanted medium.
>That's how it worked, right?
>After all, you don't discuss something for three damn minutes and-
>"Nope, just me— hold on."
>No, no, no - and he's gone.
>His eyes went glassy for the second time that day.
>mfw

>psychic trainers

Not even once.
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>>11040806
good. its so autistic that you can catch autism just by looking at it
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>>11040823
now all i can think about is bobby training a gardevoir
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>>11040914
dammit bobby. you should feed your charmander propane
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>>11038462
is it ready for posting?
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running low on stuff
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>>11035329
I wonder what would be worst. Staring in the blank or having mood expressions changes or bursting in laugher for no visible reason. You would subconsciously physically react to the telepathy discussion.
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>>11038462


new thread >>11041928
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>>11041947
Why another thread?
>>11041900
Following this, I guess telepath talk isn't really polite among non telepath talk unless you let them hear and give then a way to reply with or without telepathy help (like entering the mind only to listen)

There could be a protocol, a guide on how to politely offer to bring stuff to telepathic ways for reasons and good manners when entering someone's mind for discussion only.
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>>11042005
this one is about to die.
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>>11042112
It still has 95 posts before bump limit though.
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>>11041900
I burst into laughter for no reason also. I don't know what is causing but I think its that one condition that makes people do that
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>>11042141
I didn't know that the limit for trash was that high
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>>11041947
that thread is for shit posting. knock yourself out
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its a female
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>>11043804
Of course it is...
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>>11043884
reverse image search and see for yourself
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>>11043884
https://e621.net/post/show/963723/absurd_res-alternate_color-breasts-cleo-erection-f

check it out
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>>11040417

The love between a Gardevoir and her Ralts is pure!

PURE!
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>>11043804
>that color scheme
still shit
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Reader/Original Female Wild Gardevoir/Original Furisode Girl
POV Second Person, greentext, Kissing, Blow Jobs, Pokephilia, Cunnilingus, Threesome - F/F/M, On-model Gardevoir, Cosplay, Dyed Pubic Hair, Kalos-chihou | Kalos, Words: 2,910
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11815281
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>>11048096
yes perfect
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Emergency bump
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Does Gardevoir with breasts count as furry? It seems like drawing dragons or sharks with breasts.
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>>11053440
I think Gardevoir with breasts counts as anthro
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>>11053440
How the fuck is that furry
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>>11053560
It's adding human characteristics to a non-human lifeform. Most of the Gardevoir in this thread are anthropomorphic.
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>>11053603
Ok
So how is it furry
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>>11053618
Depends on how you define furry. Not everybody thinks actual fur is necessary.
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>>10976663

That's not how it works.

Gallade and Gardevoir are two separate species, each with their own males and females.
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>>11053633
It's not even an actual animal though, are you telling me aliens are now furry. I guess aco and other boards better start banning that shit. I can understand saying weavile, lucario or meowth are furry since those are all either based on real animals or blatant furbait but gardevoir is literally just an alien.
>>11053636
Nice bait, I might steal this some time.
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>>11053663
I'm not calling the original Gardevoir furry, I mean the redesigned waifumon versions. Like it is "alien furry" instead of just "alien".
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>>11053685
I really don't think they count as furry at all. Unless you give gardevoir furry features like a snout or hooves or something, it's still just an alien or some human cosplaying. Putting breasts or anthropomorphizing something doesn't automatically make it furry.
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>>11041767
Any comment now it's posted? Even if you hate I'd like to know.
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>>11046411
Pretty good, though the ending felt a bit rushed and I was hoping for more romantic/sweet stuff with the Gardevoir.
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>>11054629
>Pretty good
That's high praise for something that was never really intended to be more than a quick throwaway story, thanks.

>ending felt a bit rushed
>more romantic/sweet stuff with the Gardevoir
Fair points, although I won't change it now it's already posted. Still useful feedback for future writing.
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>>11054692
No problem! It was good for what it was, no question about it. I also forgot to mention that a bit of explanation in the sex scenes would make it much better.
e.g.
>It doesn't take long for you to cum
How is the reader feeling? What are they feeling? How is Gardevoir feeling? What is she doing? How is she acting during it? All of those really help with immersion. e.g.
>her tongue glides over your member smoothly, going over every inch of skin
>you can hear her choke a little on the size as she goes down to your base, but she continues undeterred
>her tongue, dextrously working your head, quickly puts you on the brink of cumming
>you try to hold on for her sake, but she mentally whispers /let it all out/ to you.
>that causes you to release
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>>11055022
I worry about excessive detail "desyncing" with the reader in 2nd person, but most of that is the Gardevoir's actions, so there's minimal desync risk. Good advise.

I wrote 2nd person because people here wanted it, but I think 3rd person is easier.
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>>11048096
Hello
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>>11055991
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should we make another in case we go over the bump limit?
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>>11056342
Still 60 posts off the limit.
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>>11056530
when we get near like around 20 do you want me to make another?
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Would Gardevoir's dress regrow if it's cut or damaged, like hair?
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>>11056882
I guess so
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>>11056882
I would like to say that its removable and they can regrow it
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>>11057018
But how could it be detached? Going by both megas for whole family, this 'fabric' seems to growing out of their bodies.
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>>11057233
I think they pull it over their heads like a shirt or pull it down
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Hello, is anyone here?
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>>11057916
>chromatic aberration

But why
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>>11058381
I'm more concerned about all the empty calories in that doughnut.
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>>11055109
Imho, if you're going to post in AO3, and share through a link, you should just do regular third person prose. Greentext is "designed" for and works best when posting it in the thread; it's also for not sticking out like a sore thumb if the thread is mostly about stories in that format. The appeal is that you have a sort of captive audience who watch the story unfold post by post, and can give quick feedback, since it's eye catching and right there in the thread whether someone asked for it or not. Or you could say one is like sitting down in the cinema and watching a movie with your friends, and the other is watching it home alone on Netflix. Aside from this, the format is just plain weaker than past-tense third person prose, or even non-greentext second person prose.
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How would a Gallade react if his Gardevoir girlfriend cucked him with their mutual master?
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>>11059268
have a 3 way
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>>11059667
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>>11060379
Hey. Don't knock it till you try it
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>>11060086
Why can't I find more of this?
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>>11060086
>green butt

Boooo.
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>>11061067
Not the green butt. the other thing
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>>11061067
I think >>11060828 means why there isn't more gardevoirs on toilets
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>>11053663
Gardevoir porn does get deleted you moron
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>>11060828
I agree. We need more
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>>11061719
i never said i agreed with the aco admins
not to mention it's eastern origin and can easily be lumped in with every other pokemon (the actual furry ones) that are banned for good reason.
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>>11062110
here
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new thread >>11065506
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>>11056641
ok
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good night bump
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>>11065520
Stop. 300 is the bump limit here.
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>>11061212
I got that, I just wanted to take the opportunity to dump on (heh heh) when Gardevoir's drawn with a green butt.
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Don't have any content but I'll still bump
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