/ERP/ Thread Upskirt Edition Precum: >>10955687

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I wonder what kinks Zatanna's into.

You really do need to get into the mindset of the faggot atheist Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Morty.

>>10962736
Hatplay.
Whatever the fuck that is.

>>10962801
How about titty fucking?

>>10962800
I know this is bait or whatever but it is pretty accurate, minus the complaints of a cohesive story.

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Post avas you want to see played.

>>10962813
Rosalina already picked her up

>>10962806
Why are you so fucking boring?

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>>10962813
I want to fuck Yuki hard.

>>10962826
I also want to fuck Yuki hard.

>>10962823
So what do you think she's into than?

>>10962813
Everything Paul plays so I can stop taking the bait because our tastes and fetishes align so much because god is a cruel fuck.

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>>10962813
More shortstacks! Goblins especially!

>>10962829
I want to tell Yuki that she has been a very naughty girl.

>>10962831
I don't fucking know the only times I've ever seen Zatanna are on Justice League Action and that time she got a flash pilot in the mid-2000s

>>10962833
Someone was trying to play Hex Maniac the other day, and we've already got Fronk playing her. Peridot plays LD, too.

>>10962833
>tastes align with Paul
Just go for any other fat chested girl that you see, that makes up 90% of what he does

>>10962842
I want to bend her over a desk and fuck her from behind.

>>10962858
I want to fuck Yuki while she calls me daddy.

>>10962826
We do have a Yuki ava, but they're an ESL.

>>10962893
What's ESL?

>>10962893
We do?

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>>10962813

>>10962846
>someone was trying to play Hex Maniac the other day
mightyneed.jpg

>>10962895
English Second Language. Their writing is usually fine but sometimes they have hiccups.
>>10962902
Yeah, they just haven't been around in a while. I forgot who else they played.

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>>10962837
ERP is for extremely bored people, but we have a serious shortage on shortstacks!
More pls.

>>10962837
>>10962963
You play 'em

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>>10962931
>>10962963
I'm torn.

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>>10962982
Post shortstack. nothing to be torn over

>people think esl is some shit that originated here
I see it on /a/ too. It's just typical 4chan shitposting

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>>10962992
I'm still torn.

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>>10962813
Anyone here play Pixie?

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>>10963027
Embrace the smol

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>>10962813

>>10962726
>no benis
Meh

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>>10963045
Ranko is for gothic lolita yuri.

>>10962982
>not shortstack hm
just cut through the knot

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>>10962813

>>10963035
Anyone else want to fuck Pixie?

What's the best booru mass downloader? Is it still Grabber?

>>10963141
Only if it involves magic shenanigans.

>>10963148
What kind of magic shenanigans?

>>10963151
sky's the limit really
turn one nigga into a pixie nigga
turn one pixie nigga into two pixie niggas
just levitate a dick
fuck a flower or some shit
start some kinda salsa company
eat some hummus

>>10963168
Whoa whoa whoa, that's a lotta pixie niggas

>>10963089
I wish someone would pick up BB. She's great for so many things.

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>>10963047
Here fagboi

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>>10962813
both of em

>>10963175
that is exactly three pixie niggas
though i imagine a sex change, size change, species change, and then becoming two people would prolly be a lot to take in on the regular nigga

>>10963187
DMG plays Tats and Bones plays Fubuki

>>10963200
>Dmg and bones
So I can expect to almost never see them, nice :^)

>>10963187
At the same time or

>>10963219
Yes.

>>10963356
Fairly patrician.

>>10963200
Partially correct. Dmg does have a folder but doesn't play her or have her on their card anymore.

Ainz does play Fubuki though.

>>10963429
She's on the card, she's just in the side chars bit that doesn't have bios.

>>10963196
>>10963035
>size change
Can she turn small, say, the size of Tinkerbell ? If yes, I want a Pixie, too.

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TGIF, ERP.

You are all good people.

>>10963493
The implication was more turning a nigga into a pixie.

That said pixies are generally supposed to be tiny.

Does anyone know what avas tend to be the most requested around? I'm around 2/3rd done with upgrading my card, but I need at least two more characters in order to finish it.

>>10963622
I seen Morrigan so often at this point, I am not sure I need to mention it again...

>>10963622
Who are you?

>>10963622
Types of avas or particular ones? Lots of people want shortstacks lately.

>>10963637
>>10963622
This. Pick a goblin or a yordle girl.

>>10963622
Ship girls

>>10963622
Anything from persona 5

>>10963622
In my experience femdom ones seem to be always wanted, or just generic sluts that anyone can get into. To be honest pretty much any niche will work out well for you too.

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>>10963633
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>>10963653
Ship girls seem kinda generic, to be honest. I was thinking about picking up Atago for a while, though, so we'll see how that goes.

>>10963654
I was definitely thinking about it, but I don't have a way to actually play the game and I tend not to pick a character up unless I can experience their source material. As far as Persona goes, I was thinking to maybe pick up Elizabeth, but I'd have to ask the other person who plays her; I don't want to step on other people's toes.

>>10963654
who else /hotforteacher/

>>10963693
>Etna
Nyeeeeess.

>>10963693

Hey, SNK. Long time no see.

>>10963693
Shipgirls may be generic, but their blank slate personalities make it so they can be anything you want. That's what I like about them at least.

>>10963693
From my memory the other Elizabeth was Treat, so you shouldn't worry too much
Do Gaap gloryholes

>>10963726
Seems like it, that's part of the reason why I was thinking of picking up Atago. That and her legs, but that's probably the more obvious part.

>>10963757
Gaap gloryholes definitely sound unique. I don't remember her well enough to play her though, and I'm not planning to have ~80 free hours to re-read the VN.

jeff

>>10963798
my nama paul

Post your cards. Let's see some cards!

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Keru?

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>tfw want to erp with other people but personally feel like my rp is too shit and lackluster compared to other anons rp

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>>10963857
I feel it too

>>10963857
Believe in yourself!

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>>10963855
Kucku

>>10963857
No matter how bad rp is it's still better than the shitposting here

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>>10963857
>>10963864
Guys, don't compare yourselves to other people. EVER!
There will always exist someone better and someone worse than you out there. That's no excuse to stop doing what you like.
Just RP, give it your best and have fun!
I believe in you!

>>10963948
I've gotta question your beliefs, then.

>>10963948
Thanks Spider-Man

>>10963855
Not today, frog.

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>>10963948
Now hold on there. Comparing yourself to other people is how you get better. Saying that there'll always be someone better is defeatist and only speaks towards complacency and eventual boredom from not being challenged.

This is why you're a menace to our city, why I'm where I'm at, and why that Parker kid won't ever make it past desk jockey or pizza boy.

>>10963979
HEY! SPIDER-MAN STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA!

>>10963979
>>10963948
>brings pictures of Spiderman fucking Harle Quinn

>>10963998
He can't, he's going to be late to Dr. Conner's class

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Good morning perverts. Did everyone have a good night sleep?

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>>10963772
The Gaap between Fantasy and Reality is pretty nice looking, I'm sure there's a good bit of potential in a portal making prankster

>>10963979
>why i'm where i'm at
Running a dead subset of media?

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>>10963962
There is nothing to question! Believe in me who believes in you! I know what you're going through, because I also feel like that when it comes to drawing, and I know I can improve my writing as well.
So, follow what that LaBeouf guy always says and start RP-ing!

>>10963855
No, I'm Spider-Man...?

>>10963979
Now listen here, JJ! My point is you shouldn't compare yourself to other people, in the sense that you shouldn't put their work on a pedestal and get discouraged by it. In the grand scheme of things, there will always be someone better than you and someone worse than you. So, instead of comparing yourself to other people, get inspired and borrow ideas and techniques from other people and just compare your work to the one you used to make. Do the best you can do at your own level. If it so happens you are getting better than other people, so be it. But that shouldn't be the goal.
You shouldn't seek to "be a better <<X>>", or "Be the best <<X>>", and instead you should try to be the one and only at something, cause, in a sense, you are. Do your own thing. Follow your own path.
I am not saying you're wrong, tho. I have my own ideals and that's what's been working for me, so far.
We should catch up over a coffee, JJ! Say hi to Parker for me! Also, shave that mustache, already, jeez...
>he swings away

>>10963998
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?!?

>>10964099
>replied to that
Not him but I love ya, dumb spiderposter

I want to be seduced by _________

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>>10964099
Told you he was a menace

>>10964257
A shapely cougar, then promptly brought home and humiliated beyond recognition as I'm molded into a trap sissy.

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>>10964257

Any sufficiently sexy babe. I ain't picky.

>>10964419
Boco?

>>10964467

Hai hai, Boco des.

>>10964498
Shut

>>10964500

Yes sir...

>when the first thing you see is b
ocoposting
Just.. why?

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>>10964619
I got someone for you

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Master...?

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>>10962813

>>10964660

Shut up Starscream.

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Lickable.

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>>10962813

>>10964736
Maybe if you paid me.

>>10964740
thicc

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>>10964734
Make me bitch!

>>10964740
I think she might get picked up soon

>>10964868
I wish there were less avas I wanted to play

>>10964946
Same desu

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>>10964977
>my already-packed card is getting even bigger by the day
Send help

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>>10965073
>Design card to contain a maximum number of characters.
>Ideas expand well past bounds and want to redesign to add more.
We sink together.

Any lurkers?

>>10965303
Me, I kinda want to start with an ava but I'm too scared.

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>>10965303
Juuuust lurking.

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>>10965344
It's nothing to be afraid of, just ease yourself into it. Got someone you'd wanna play in mind already? Having ideas helps with the confidence

>>10965369
I'll get to it later today I guess.

>>10965344
Just pick a character and start playing. No "o-oh gosh i'm new at this" just fucking start playing

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>>10965379
Cute boys.

Post your cards, you have nothing else better to do.

>>10962893
>>10962956
The Yuki ava is on a trip right now and will come back in a month or so.

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These threads have been disappointingly dead lately. What's the deal?

>>10965629
Can't, to early for rp

>>10965696
Jinx is gone, LK is gone, Kibbles is gone, Morrigan is gone.

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>>10965696
Less flatties, more tits

>>10965713

Rockin' tits.

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>>10965709
Why don't you pick up an ava and keep the chain going then, anon?
>>10965713
Flat is justice, etc etc

>>10965709
Pretty much everyone on the list is either gone or hasn't been here in a week or two

I want [spoiler]Zarya[/spoiler] to lovingly dom me

>>10965709
Jinx just showed up again recently and LK isn't gone.

>>10965784
Peridot's hair has more curves than her body

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>>10965871
She's generally featureless yes, but it depends on the artist more than anything.

>>10965919
>western spy

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Dead.

>>10966166
A lot of rpers are getting ready to go back to school.

>>10965303
Just got off work

Good afternoon, erp. Any assrapes lately?

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I'll play Makoto when I get home.

>>10966342
You won't, I've had enough broken promises.

Where my lurkers at?

>>10966342
Unfuckinglikely but I'll be here to spank it if you do regardless.

I'm here to sniff butts and chew bubblegum

And I'm not actually going to be chewing any gum...

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>>10966507

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>>10966610

>>10966635
>Offers the big, fluffy bird a small cup of nectar in his outstretched hand.

>>10966662
This is almost exactly my dream scenario.

Thank you, anon

>>10966662
There's nothing about this image I don't like

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>>10966507

>>10966744
Ishtar's face looks awful, but that's not where you're supposed to look

>>10964697
>missed what looks like midare
fuck

>>10966829
Can't say it looks awful. More like off and smug as fuck, but yeah I wasn't looking carefully at the faces

>>10966887
The proportions of her face look off. There is an amazing piece of art that is JUST her ass I saw on /a/ earlier today but I forgot to save it.

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>>10966796

>>10966940
>hits with newspaper
No no no! That's a bad Rinko.

>>10966940
I want Rinko to peg my bubble butt with a strapon!

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>>10966952
Aw, come on, just lemme get one lil' smooch!
>>10966991
(G-geez, that's lewd, anon! But I'm not into that sorta thing, sorry.)

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>>10966940
H-Hello there maam.

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>>10966991
>>10967006
BUT I AM

>>10967026
Oh goodie! I'd love to be filled up with a futa dick!

>>10967006
>really want to /ss/ the Rinko
>family is coming over in about two hours
Just

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>>10967018
Heya, cutie. Remember me from last time?
We had a fun little bath together~
>>10967026
You're into a lot more than just getting pegged though, DMG, riiight?
>>10967043
(I'll probably be around later! Maybe. Not sure.)

>>10967026
Weren't you just lurking today?

>>10967051
Hopefully soon™ then. Have fun lewding little boys though! Godspeed! Can you post a nice lewd though?

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>>10967070
(I'm just posting to make the thread move a little bit. I'm heading to bed in about 15 minutes. Here's some boobies though!)

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>>10967051
Yes I do remember that, um, "bath".

>>10967086
Ah. Alright then! Thanks for the pic!

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>>10966507
Just got home from work and the bank.

Don't forget, Mansion/pool party theme is tomorrow starting at 12pm est

>>10966940
>Heeeeeeere's mommy!

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>>10967100
Well, now that my tomorrow has freed itself up, maybe I can play!

>>10967026
I don't think the wand goes there!

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>>10966673
>The large avian accepts the cup with a smile before taking a sip of the liquid. Odd flavor, but sweet.

>>10967138
Damnit I need to crop that pic...

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>>10967091
Aw, don't be like that, sweetheart! There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Well, besides you calling me mommy, you shouldn't be embarrassed.
>>10967098
(Anytime. Have fun with the family visit!)

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>>10967041
Strip down and assume the position!

>>10967051
OH you know it!

>>10967067
Just because I was only lurking that second doesn't mean I'll be gone all day.

>>10967142
IT DOES NOW

>>10967169
>I unbutton my jeans and slide them with my underwear to reveal my round, bubble butt, putting my hands up against the wall with my ass presented directly to you

Make me your personal cum balloon!

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>>10967168
It was embarrassing though! Being treated like a toy... You should be ashamed of yourself!

>>10967169
BUT I WAS SAVING MY ANAL VIRGINITY FOR A WAIFU THAT LIFTS!

>>10967138
>Astolfo is so cute =Pale
What is this autism I'm reading? Have avas really gotten this lazy?

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>tfw no anons to inflate me into a helpless blueberry

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>>10967217
>With a wide, ear to ear grind she struts to the bubble butt fuckboy, gripping the juicy round ass, squeezing it tightly she roughly jerks the flesh around.
Look at this! Look at this big girly ass!
>She adds with a rough slap to his butt. Spreading the cheeks and revealing his little star, poking at it with a loose thumb.
Are you a virgin honey, or are you a cum hungry butt slut?~

>>10967238
Not anymore you aren't.

>>10967277
>I yelp and shudder at the rough handing of my juicy butt, my dick chubbing up from the assault

I-I'm still a virgin but I really want to try!

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>>10967277
>Thinking I'll give up my butt cherry to a filthy wizard who doesn't even lift
Delete this

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>>10966835
You're too slow, master!

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>>10967223
Aw, I'm sorry, baby. I didn't mean any harm.
Is there anything I can do to make it up for you?
>>10967169
(I know aaaall about what you like, DMG.)
(I'd tease but I'm not sure you want everyone finding about your... 'small' interests.)

>>10967311
Dangeresque ava when?

>>10967330
What's Rinko into?

>>10967315
I overslept. Cut me some slack, Midare!

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>>10967330
Just a little respect for a young adventurer as myself would be good enough thank you.

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>>10967297
Not for long~
>She teases as a stiff, warm head poked at his virgin hole, slowly pushing it she opened him up slowly, loosing his tight hole just enough to pop his ring open and force the flared cock head into him, just the tip sliding in and taking his v-card.
See? No more virginity.

>>10967311
I LIFT!.. My wand..

>>10967330
>DMGw/GUN.png

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>>10967350
But now it's too lateee! Geez. Next time I'm coming in whether you like it or not!

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>>10962813

>>10967404
Ooh, half a pound of plastic. I'm so impressed.

>>10967497
I wanna own a foxgirl and give her lots of pets.

>>10967267
Mobile posting and not checking the full pic beforehand. No reason to get your panties in a knot, cupcake.

>>10967475
Hey hey, I may not be decent when you come in! Make sure you at least knock first, alright?!

>>10967568
>ask 2 questions
>suddenly I'm mad
Dude, you need to calm down. I was just inquiring.

(4chan lemme post aaaaaaaaa)
>>10967349
(Right now, mostly getting some sleep!)
>>10967391
Okay, that's fair. A cute young adventurer deserves all the love and respect he wants! I'm sure you're a big hit with the ladies too, hm~?
>>10967404
>(smugs)
(Really though, I don't want to smother you, so I'll leave you be. It'd be humiliating if you can't keep up, wouldn't it?)

>>10967545
I know the feel, buddy.

What is the preferred height of your waifus?

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>>10967954
>would only go without a picture
(Even my phone is telling me to sleep. Boo!)

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>>10967578
Hmph. We'll see.

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>>10967975
7'7 apparently
And however tall Jasper is

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>>10967975
Short and stacked!

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>>10967954
Well, women do seem to look at me with the same hungry eyes you had as I walk by... but nonetheless yes I do deserve some respect. And please, don't call me cute.

>>10967998
C-cmon, don't be like that.
Are you heading out now?

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Anon! Do you want a hug?

>>10967583
>Autism
>Lazy
You were the one tossing insults

>>10968009
bayonetta just gives me that 'drunk aunt that probably belongs in prison that touched your dick at the reunion by """accident"""" ' vibe

>>10968058
>complaining about hurtful words
>on 4chan
>on 4chan /trash/
Bruh, nigger and faggot get used all the time. Why are you so upset?

>>10968012
I want a gobbo to offer 'refreshments' after a hard dicking that'll turn me into a slutty shortstack like them!

>>10968067
It's the short hair

>>10968102
I kinda felt that even before the redesign. The haircut deffo doesn't help matters though, no.

>>10968046
That's not a puffy vulva
That's not a puffy vulva at all

>>10968092
Right now, it's your need to be important that's making me smile.
Want to get the last word in and feel like you won an internet argument?

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It's time to do-do-do-do-do-dodododo-do a session!
Show me your CARDOS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHUcHw7j2Mc&index=2

>>10967975
Taller than six and a half feet or shorter than three feet.

>>10967975
4'5" to 5'10"

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>>10968043
Mhmm. If only you'd come sooner, I could have spent some time with my Master~.

>>10968046
I'll take a hug, gimme a hug.

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>>10968167

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>>10968167
fine, I have some time..

>>10968223
Ohhh fancy fancy Ishtar

>>10968164
I wanted to play with Astolfo whenever you did plan on bringing him out, but not if you're going to be this toxic.

>>10968186
That's cheating! You need to come around more often rather than once in a blue moon.

>>10968223
Seconding Ishtar.

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>>10968229
The fanciest! No mortal can compete!
>>10968260
Okay then!

>>10967975
50'

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>>10968212
>Astolfo hugs the anon with a tight embrace.

>>10968272
The racing queen outfit already? Another fantastic choice. Indeed no mortal can even compete, only whoever holds your command seals.

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>>10968278

>>10968272
Thank you, Ishtar is love.

>>10968291
>I hug back softly.

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>>10968292
Only because I'm gracious enough to honour the contract..
>>10968308
The goddess of love!

>>10968374
>Anon quickly gets down on his knees
Praise be to the Goddess! How may I serve you today?

>>10968374
Of course, that is what makes you the greatest servant and now you even put yourself in the running for the most beautiful Rider class!

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>>10968278

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>>10968296
We need a lot more Boku no Hero academia here

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>>10968259
Oh, fine, fine. I'll try but I have sorties to go on, you know. Besides that, I wouldn't mind putting time aside for Master~. You can always call for me too, you know? We all serve you!

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>aww yeah time for some relaxing and lewding
>friend is coming over to hang out
No. No! NO! There was actual time to get fucked! It's not fair!

>>10968291
Definitely Morrigan

>>10968415
Seconded!

>>10968415
I second that as well

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>>10968384
I'm more interested in entertainment than servitude at the moment..
You're willing to help with that, right?
>>10968387
And gracious enough to be summoned by anyone, don't forget that!

>>10968489
Entertainment? Sure, what do you have in mind?

>>10968296
>>10968400
I'll have to try playing another macro/micro session around here sometime, as either side.

>>10968489
You're a rare pull, you can be summoned by anyone but we all know only the worthy can command the greatest Archer.

>>10968446
>tfw happening to me too
Worst is that I'll probably get drunk too and be in no condition to lewd with anyone.

>>10968504
>Another.
With which ava?

>>10968422
I don't want to intrude on your duty though! If you have important business to do, then you have to handle that first before attending to me. I'll always be around but the world needs you guys the most, you know.

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>>10968501
>Ishtar grins, a malicious gleam in her eyes. It seems her fun is going to come at his expense
You can start by taking it out.. Come on, we don't have all day!
>>10968508
Only those who offer enough quartz to the heavens! Precious, precious quartz.. as beautiful as any stone..

>>10968609
Or saved up enough summon tickets... Anyways, now that you're a rider class, are you going to try and steal the Irish Queen's title?

>>10968223
Would you be okay with continuing the Maki session? Sorry for the abrupt pause, but I ended up passing out.

>>10968609
>Anon's bravado seems to crack somewhat, as if he wasn't quite prepared for this. However the second she demands it he begins pulling down his pants, feeling compelled to obey any order she gives
I apologize, I am a little slow Goddess
>Anon pulls down his boxers to reveal his rather well hung cock. He shivered a little as he felt the air on his bare skin.

>>10968415
Definitely Morrigan

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QUICK

ANONS, AVAS AND LURKERS ALIKE

What's stupid or silly fetishes do you have?

>>10968711
Definitely Morrigan

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>>10968634
Her title? I hope you don't mean.. You know how she got that rider class, right? I'm not a loose woman like her..
>>10968641
(Oh sure! Sorry, do you have the last message?)
>>10968652
>Ishtar squats down to get a better look at his cock. It was so big, he must have been expecting something to happen. Which is just perfect for her needs
That's good.. Now..
>With an enigmatic smile she stands back up, drapes an arm around the man and kisses him full on the lips. Her free hand makes its way to his crotch, giving it a few quick strokes to bring it up to full mast

>>10968711
does forced fem count

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>>10968549
Master's so thoughtful~. If you say so!

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>>10968711
Cumming on abs

>>10968756
alright jasper

>>10968737
Anything does, as long as its a little goofy


For me, its either hairjobs, or girls taking exceptionally good care of their crotchfur--shampooing and conditioning it, curling or straightening it, blowdrying it, any of that shit. Hair care in general, on top or below

>>10968756
Boy or lady abs?

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>>10968546
I've done a few sizeplay sessions as Haruka before, mostly with Ruka but a couple with anons too.

>>10968735
Um...oka
>Anon was cut off by Ishtar's kiss. He was surprised at first, but quickly began to return her kiss, pressing his lips against hers. His cock slowly but surely began to swell up in Ishtar's hand, and soon it was at it's full, very impressive length.

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>>10968711
Hyper and Vore.

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>>10968772
It wasn't exactly a secret anon
>>10968775
Lady abs

>>10968804
shark no

>>10968742
Of course! Even I have some noble points too!
>Seeing as how their meeting was drawing to a close, he wraps Midare in a hug and swallows his nervousness long enough to peck the swordboy on the lips before backing away.
I'll see you soon.

>>10968735
You ARE a goddess of love. You may not have as many partners, but I believe you can out skill her in many regards. Or is that hesitation to prove it? Do you believe a loose woman like her might be a better rider of men?
>He wasn't sure where he was going with this to be entirely honest. He spent the whole day thinking of Ishtar's perfect ass but realizing she was a rider class now got him on a tangent.

>>10968808
I want my skull crushed against those abs.

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>>10968793
More senrans when?

>>10968808
There's been a high demand in Jaspers lately huh?

>>10968711
Ovi and impregnation

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>>10962813
72!

>>10968838
Hopefully soon.
Especially her

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>>10968867

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>>10968829
Unfortunatly I have to leave for a ball game soon enough, I'll be around tomorrow though.
>>10968862
Good

>>10968891
I miss her filling up Kibbles with eggs...

>>10968918
Rip. One day.

>>10968891
>Turns light on.

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>>10968880
Bashou bestou. Fattest ass in the cast by far.

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>>10968794
>She matches his conservative, careful movements against her lips, before nipping the bottom of his lip.
Now, I absolutely do not want you to cum until I say so. Understand?
>Her hand speeds up, gliding over the length and squeezing the tip through her tight thumb and forefinger. She wasn't making her request easy for him
>>10968822
It doesn't matter either way if she's better at riding men. She only does it to fulfil that insatiable appetite of hers
>She isn't that quick to take the bait, though her arms are folded tight and there's an irritable pout on her lips. His words are getting to her, if only a little

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>>10968815
>Midare giggles and happily returns the hug, grinning as his flustered master kisses him.
That's my Master~. Bye bye!

>>10968793
I would like to do a size session, as long you have the time.

>>10968969
>Anon's eyes widen as he realizes the predicament he was in.
Unhil oo hay sho?
>Anon tried to speak as Ishtar nibbled his lip. Her pumping was becoming more intense, as Anon felt his cock react to the soft, delicate hand giving it attention. He felt like he could just blow his load at any second. Out of desperation he held it all in.
What happens if I cum before then?

>>10968969
Well, her beauty may be touted as divine, but yours is divine in practice and principle. A mortal claimed divine will never be as truly beautiful as the real thing. Even with a borrowed body, you shine brighter than the sun itself~
>He's quick to prostrate himself for her, bowing as he lathers her with compliments. That should help, at least a little.
She's a short and more muscular looking woman, it doesn't even compare to your well defined form. Your ass alone could stop an army and force it to stare!
>And off he goes into the land of 'too far'

>>10968959
>Fattest ass in the cast by far.
You have my attention and then some

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>>10969094
Her official measurements put her somewhere in the middle, but her art clearly has a bias for her behind.

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Who wants to enjoy a sauna?

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>>10969029
Not tonight sadly since it's late and I'll be going to bed soon. Maybe some other time though.

>>10969149
No kidding, jeasus. This is one bias I can support.

>>10969194
Is the dick optional?

>>10969231

Well I do enjoy playing her with a dick but I probably can take it out for a cool anon.

>>10968291
I want to FUCK this guy

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>>10969051
Well then I'll have to find some other way to entertain myself..
>She's smiling, but that look in her eyes could chill the blood in a man's veins. It's clear that cumming early would be a really bad idea.
But that's fine, because you won't cum early will you?
>She plants a sweet kiss on his cheek, then another, then another. She was feeling out his weaknesses, trying to see what will make his concentration lapse. She takes a moment to let some drool drip onto her palm before she continues her handjob, her fingers sliding up and down with frightening speed now
>>10969071
>He might have gone too far in some places but she appreciates the naked flattery, like any divine being. With her mood improved she leans forward, hands on her hips and a bright smile on her face
Well.. I suppose I may as well put this new riding skill to good use. But I better not hear a word about that woman, okay?

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>>10969221
It's certainly better than the alternative of just keeping her middle of the road.

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>>10969194
Well, that's a lucky slime...

>>10969301

One happy slime! Hey you can join if you want!

>>10969282
The only woman I have and will ever need in my live, is the divine goddess Ishtar.
>While still bowing, he gets all the way down so he can plant a worshiper worthy kiss on each of her perfect feet. When he raises to eye level, he gently takes one of her hands and places it in the center of his chest. When dealing with the rider class, it's best to give them as much control as possible, including deciding where and how they will ride you. He nods as he thinks like he's read it out of some servant sex text book.

>>10969211
Hold on, is someone playing Haruka?

>>10969282
>Anon could feel her cold gaze pierce his body, it was almost enough to make him forget about cumming. Unfortunately Ishtar's kisses brought that desire right back. With each kiss he felt the desire to let go flare up in him. It was like someone was whispering in his ear to let himself cum, and with every, soft, warm touch of her lips that voice grew louder. Still, he was glad there was no voice really whispering in his ears, as that was probably his biggest weakness. He was glad she didn't know that, as the speed at which she was pumping his cock was causing him to go weak at the knees

>>10969242
that was a trick question, gimme the d

>>10969295
Agreed, gotta add something to the body types other than 'flat' or 'big titties.'
I don't think soap counts as clothing, but there are probably people who disagree.

>>10969326
Aw, thanks, but can't at the moment. Just been in and out, kinda lurking. That caught my attention though...

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>>10969368
Not like she's lacking in any other departments, anyways.

>>10969362

> she looked a bit embarassed over the fact that he was so welcome , the girl having quite the big shaft along with the balls

"A...Anon I....Ah I like jokes!"

>>10969383

(( No worries I roleplay as a futa a lot of times ))

>>10969347
Nah not fully. I just very occasionally do one-shots with her for weird fetish stuff.

Does some avas run out of images while doing sessions?

>>10969391
There's something up with this image, but I'm too focused on the tits and the dog pose to call it out.

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>>10969447
Only once.

>>10969471
Did that happen at the very beggining when you started, or did you ERP for a whole day?

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>>10969467
It's an edit, and Senran anatomy usually plays pretty fast and loose, anyway.

>>10969421
"I bet ya do. Now schooch over lady, it's getting drafty out here."
>He strode in, towel drapped around his lower body.

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>>10969490
Around when I started.

>>10969494
Fair enough, I've never been that stuck on anatomy anywho.
That's a pretty skimpy wedding outfit though. Doesn't even want to wait for the honeymoon.

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>>10969337
That's a good answer.. Fine, you can be the first to taste Rider Ishtar's divine skills!
>With that proclamation she unzips her pink jacket, exposing the leotard underneath. Her foot nudges under his chin, making it clear she wants him on his back.
>>10969356
>She finishes up with a loud smooch on the upper part of his jaw, the noise worming its way into his ear. But this wasn't the end, she was determined to find his weakness. Ishtar slides around him until she's pressing against his back, the free hand running all over his front and tracing shapes over his upper body. It felt like his shirt wasn't there at all, especially when she carefully pinches a nipple
You're doing great.. I'm having lots of fun, how about you?
>Her lips are now just behind his ear, her low, smooth voice dripping in. Her hand keeps up the stroking but her main focus is on what buttons the goddess of love needs to push to make this man melt

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>>10969553
Can you blame her? I'm sure whomever she's marrying isn't going to want to wait, either.

>>10969509

> She gave a simple nod slowly moving a bit to the side in the wooden bench looking over to the male that didn't really show any disgust to her , she slowly took some water letting it be boiled against the hot stones , he could easily watch her balls since she was up

"Ah sorry I didn't ask! You mind if I add some more water?"

>>10969596
"...I-It's uh. Fine. Yeah."
>A quick nod back, unable to help but stare at the pendulous nutsack in front of him.

>>10969576
>He gets down and lays on his back. His hands open up the belt and fly of his Chaldea uniform, waiting for her to order him to take his pants off, or seeing if she wants to do it herself. Seeing someone who was normally so closed to naked, covering up almost all but her legs, some how it was almost sexier.
Shall I keep complimenting you or do you want further worship to be more... physical based?

It's the evening and the start of another weekend, post some cards to kick it off with a session.

>>10969576
>Anon winces when she pinches his nipple, but he remains strong even as the kisses slowly made their was way across his face. He takes deep breaths as he tries to resist the sweet thoughts of releasing that were creeping into his mind. Her soft hand running over his chest seemed to urge him to cum, or at least break a little, but he remained strong even if they felt really good. But as soon as he could hear Ishtar's sensuous voice near he ear he let out a small moan and his entire body shook. He came very close to blowing, but he managed to collect himself

>>10969626

> she added more water to the stone a small cloud of the humid air wrapped around her body starting to form some small drops of water that dripped down her dark body while she turned around to sit a bit far away from him for some reason , soon you would find out why since she just spreaded her legs relaxing while that shaft stood flacid yet still quite big between the pair of balls

"Mhmmm"