Official Pony Thread
It's Fucking Friday Edition
I was working on it but my computer crashed.
>>10960775
>"i was speaking white to them," i replied.
Is that another way of saying non-confrontationally?
>>10960744
I doubt he'd want that.
>>10960975
Basically
With respect and clarity
>>10960975
essentially.
i explained that all white people have a special voice we can use to make the police go away without shooting us.
>>10960927
Thanks for baking!
How long does it normally take you to shit? For me it's 8mins or less.
>>10961058
They should have an entire course on how to talk to the police in schools.
>>10961147
I'm not sure monkeys can learn such intricacies
>>10961103
Wtf question is this?
>>10961147
they really should. i say teach that instead of geography
>>10961205
well?
>>10961221
It uhhh... it depends.
>>10961205
the scat fetish kind
>>10960990
Wouldn't it be interesting to find out if he does?
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE TAKE SO LONG TO SHIT? IT HAS ALWAYS TAKEN ME AS LONG AS IT TAKES TO DROP A LOG, THERE IS NO LONG ARDUOUS SQUEEZING AND PUSHING OR WHATEVER HAPPENS WITH 8 MINUTE POOP PEOPLE UNLESS SOMETHING HAS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG.
>>10961251
>>10961267
yup
>>10961262
8 is more of a maximum it's usually shorter.
>>10961251
>>10961267
>>10961294
>>10961294
How're you?
>>10961300
Wh-what's your record?
>>10961310
>>10961318
Ok, yourself?
>>10961357
Mmm, fine.
>>10961488
hot
>>10961488
Hmm.
Now I see why I saved that pic.
I had a teacher with the same face. Her height and bust were less significant though.
>>10961488
How're you doing, sir?
>>10961533
I'm not a sir.
>>10961545
Mmmkay... what would you prefer?
>>10961600
You will address me as Encik.
Goodnight gentlemen.
>>10961610
Sweet! How're you doing, Encik?
>>10961624
Night!
>>10961628
Seen it already.
>>10961635
Payday lo
Welp time for bed, see you guys in 8 to 10 hours.
>>10961901
>>10960927
So gonna drop down and give us all a big present! :^)
>>10961939
Hey Skitty, how're you?
>>10961963
Just getting ready for bed desu
played a bunch of pubg with nick and trucky kek
Isn't she cute, guys?
>>10961939
we can do better
in retrospect fifteen is too many beers for optimal play. i might try less next time.
>>10962022
i can't even tell you've been drinking.. at that point i think it becomes pretty obvious for me.
>>10962052
i have never tried playing without drinking. it gives me a good excuse for poor play. it's sort of how i live my life in general. but yeah i think it will help if i have less than eight.
also it might be better if we all drop in the same spot
for you
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/research/careers/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMskKTw3Bc
>>10962079
hue
well I'll play more tomorrow if you're up for it.
>>10962092
i am not in a good place tomorrow to do it but i will try anyways
got a headset today so that might make things easier
meow<3
>>10962004
I saw I saw, great fun isn't it?
>>10962105
huh, I wonder why
why?
>>10962183
well like i said i made an abrupt departure days ago and drove a couple of hours to be where i am so i could play with you. but i am going back later today. but now that i have a headset the risk is mitigated so it might be alright. is the audio okay?
>>10962209
yeah it was pretty dope, quite loud too but I don't mind. i was probably gonna raise the volume a little more if I could find it
>>10962209
wait so you're going back, doesn't that mean you can't play anymore?
>>10962244
shoot
should have told me then
yours is too quite. i want it as loud as possible
>>10962247
it did but headset now so not anymore
it may just work out
i am switching to bed mode
>>10962251
Hope you're going well where-ever your travels have taken and will take you
>>10962251
>>10962251
>it did but headset now so not anymore
>it may just work out
wdhmbt...
oh, like you will be able to play since you have the headset? neato
>>10962256
thanks
>>10962262
yeah ecause i will be able to speak more quietly thus avoiding awkward inquiries that may shatter illusions that i work so diligently to uphold
i hope so
thought of a team name for our squad. when we duo play we are still the gravy givers but with trucky we are the intrusive thots. it works on a number of levels and they will get a kick out of it when we play in the invitational in a few weeks
>>10962297
Go away
>>10962278
huh... I understand what you mean
>but with trucky we are the intrusive thots
lmfao what?
explain!
>>10962303
k
>>10962321
yeah
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/thot
>>10962334
Oh, I knew what thot was but with intrusive before it, something else came to mind...
Goodnight, sleep well.
I'mma go to bed in a few minutes.
>>10962344
just as planned
sleep tight bby
we gonna win tomorrow
>>10962344
>>I'mma go to bed in a few minu
Have a good one Skittles
or today i guess
>>10962353
Finding pics like this would be so much easier if uploaders on Sankaku bothered to fucking tag their pics.
>>10962360
You have a good one too when you leave
Btw, still losing weight at a decent rate.
more to lose but I'm looking pretty good.
>>10962386
Can you only find them on sankaku?
wouldn't a duckduckgo search turn up the same stuff?
>>10962390
I'm a lot more used to booru- and e621-style sites.
You know, places where you can go "asian 1girl -sex order:random".
I find that other places like galleries are often mixed bags of too much variety, or photo albums of all the same god damn thing over and over.
Armor-piercing fin-stabilised discarding-sabot, tracer.
Sorry, I had to get that out of my head,
>>10962398
Yeah that's fair enough
And when I do find a pic worth saving it's usually some gravure idol with oversized breasts.
And it's even worse if the pic has been so obviously shooped
Sometimes I go on /jp/ gravure threads tho
>>>/jp/17404223
>>10962437
Do you have an example of shopped?
>>10962454
>gravure
what does gravure mean?
>>10962481
>>10962437 is shooped as fuck.
Notice the background around her boobs is curved significantly. It's like someone took one of those magnification tools and just made her boobs larger.
"Gravure" is like porn, but for the heart and eyes. Eye candy per se - It's the kind of shit that makes me feel in love. Think "Heartcaptor" instead of "semen demon". Hell, I even named the folder after that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_%28person%29#Gravure_idols
>>10962503
Ah true true, that makes sense
And yeah once you pointed it out it became very obvious, I'm not sure why I did'nt see it earlier desu.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6suiyp/macys_stock_has_dropped_70_since_dropping_trump/
Top Kek
>>10962574
They look very tall
>>10962584
Room is just small.
>>10962511
1342 Poplar st.
>>10962643
I actually just wanna see girls kissing
>>10962799
YEEES!
heading to bed, have a good on bread
>>10962877
ponk be this thicc
>>10963642
Hi!
...
Bye!
>>10963713
Nighty Azuzuzuzu~
Today is the day I leave home.
>>10963869
Sounds like a challenging experience, where you heading?
>>10964232
Pullman, WA.
>>10964261
hmm, well looking at it on map I quickly notice the huge "Washington state university" text, I'm gonna take a guess that you're continuing your education there, no?
i fucked a taco once. not one of my proudest moments.
>>10964359
Yes, working on my PhD.
>>10965351
I can see it now. Doctor Faggot.
>>10965405
Basically.
>>10965813
lel saved
Happy friday, bread
Y-You too.
>>10965881
Psh
You doing anything tonight?
>>10965874
happy friday, pasta!
>>10965958
Doing anything for the weekend?
>>10965907
Nothing that I am aware of yet. For now, I want breakfast.
>>10965988
I haven't eaten anything yet either
>>10965975
holy fuck its already friday, thats wild. nope not really. need to check mail tho
>>10966033
How about some of that ice cream?
>>10966056
Pfft
I'm thinking cereal
>>10966073
Think no more and get it.
>>10966128
Yes sir
>>10965849
hi
>>10966173
hows it goin?
>>10966262
i'm alright. finished work so i'm just fixing a few things around the house. how are you?
>>10966292
bout the same here, i laid a bunch of peel n stick tile recently, that was kinda neat! how are the cars?
>>10966349
they're alright. i'm about to order yet another sensor for the buick, and go put a new steering wheel on my cutlass.
It's Friday... new episode tomorrow.
>>10966538
Want!
>>10966504
yisss!!!!
>>10966587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhpW5m5F19k
The promo thread on /mlp/ claimed this episode is an allegory for fans fighting over which episodes are the best.
>>10966432
sounds expensive
>>10966538
MURICA
>>10966667
>off by one
>>10966793
>>10966831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWSMat5aavw
Musics!
>>10966831
More Importantly! What's your plan?
>>10966913
Plan for what?
>>10966947
The one currently at the forefront of your affairs. If your brain were a computer, it'd be open on your desktop and running right now. That one.
>>10966981
Hmm, check the /g/ catalog one more time, go check /v/, and then see if I can find something to watch on youtube.
>>10967078
Why havent you taken the objective?
>>10967099
Raptor!
>>10967108
Hey Aku, how's it going?
>>10967148
It isnt.
>>10967108
Suffered a momentary delay to consume a handful of skittles. Estimated time until objective is complete: 10min.
>>10967183
Why not?
>>10967183
It's staying?
>>10967195
I'm spinning in circles and the desire to do something rash, probably wasteful, maybe excessively self-destructive without any sort of plan for recovery grows by the day. Like buying a plane ticket for no goddamn reason to a random destination and not taking anything.
>>10967231
Stagnation nation.
>>10967275
That sucks man.
>>10967275
What are your hobbies?
>>10967313
This and sleeping are what I've been doing lately.
I need to make time to engage in some drawing and hiking, but I'm extremely unorganized. I also just like to drive around sometimes and listen to the radio.
What do you do with your time?
>>10966667
noice!
how's u urshula? :3
>>10967099
Yay Rap!!
you're up early!
hows it going?
>>10967457
Yup, got up to watch Cromulent Archers stream today.
It usually starts about 4am my time, so I got up at 5 and have been watching since :3
How're you?
>>10967359
Forgot you can draw stuff!
I browse 4chan, watch tv, watch youtube, listen to music, and occasionally I'll read a book or play a game.
>>10967457
I'm fine!
How're you?
>>10967496
Nice rara
>>10967496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xxeo2XONEg
>>10967496
Haha damn, now you're waking up just to watch pubg streams? don't think I've seen someone be a fan of a game like this in a long time :P
I'm doing good, just used my new Karcher K2 to watch some stuff in my house, so far the money I spent on this has been well spent
>>10967496
Doing good, just chillin, probably gonna get dinner soon, nothing exciting going on today it seems. Wanted to do something in the morning but I overslept lol
did you manage to fix your connection problem?
also, >>10967531
>>10967531
Thanks
>>10967557
Nice! Thx!
I'll have to go home and check, but I doubt it. :P
>>10967948
>>10968301
>>10968301
>>10968411
>>10968436
the foal discussion can begin
>>10968482
Write a short greentext story on what you'd do to a foal.
Witnessed a /v/ thread moved to /trash/
>>>/v/386866113 -> >>10967586
>>10961103
i've done it (wiping and hand washing included) in 45s before
>fil comes home from school
>drops school shit at the door, immediately jumps into lap
>wants to play the "bed game" again
>bitch, we already played the bed game before school and on lunch
>tell her dick is sore, ask her if she'd rather play checkers instead
>NO, I want to play the bed game NOW
>kids have lots of stamina I guess
>pick her up and carry her to the fuck pad
>that's what she calls the mattress during the bed game
>as soon as she hits the bed, she's already squirming around in anticipation
>washed these sheets three times this week, always smell like filly cum anyway
>I want yum yum in my tum tum she says
>take out dick, sore or not, fils always get me hard instantly
>fil starts licking and rolling her tongue around. It's a wonder what a few weeks of consistent practice can do
>shoot a few drops in her mouth. I'm basically on empty at this point but she's learned that blowjobs mean more proper fuckin later
>get off her face, her inner thigh fil fur is already soaked
>suck out the flavor and tongue her itty bitty slitty for good measure
>more squirming, giggles
>then we fucked
>>10968750
Filly fun/10! Thanks!
>>10968820
I could do better but I got lazy half way
>>10968846
No, it's perfect! I have a plan.
>>10968875
a plan to do what
>>10968892
>>>/mlp/30704361
>>10968953
I see
lets see what happens
>>10967483
see first quote of >>10967557
I really gotta check my links sometimes lol
>>10967983
Well hopefully it's back to normal then :P
I haven't gotten my new internet upgrade yet, delays upon delays upon delays, so I twitted the general manager of the company to see if he could get any solution for me in motion, he replied and sad he's sorry for the inconvenience and that the team will help resolve the matter.. better than not trying I suppose
>>10968975
Dunno if they'll react or not. They might simply skip over it...
>>10969052
one guy seems to not approve
I am now at the point where Washington resembles a hilly Kansas. Everything is yellow.
>>10969622
wat
>>10969713
I am in Eastern Washington. There are no more trees.
GOODMORNING VIETNAM
and by morning I mean 6 pm
>>10970003
Close enough!
NEW HORSE IN 14.5 HOURS
HYPE
AND IT'S A GLIMMERSODE
>>10969013
Lol true.
I went back to bed for a while afterwards but now I'm back again.
>>10970003
I think it is morning in vietnam
>>10970222
Worsthorseisode I think you mean
>>10970290
Aahahah says the mud horse
>>10970307
I wouldn't mock mud since it's all you'll end up eating commie horse
>>10970339
If that's your way of saying "Eat me", no thanks.
I like Fries large fries but not fried chicken
>>10970458
I've never had american fried chicken before so I can't comment on it.
>>10970372
I'm saying communism is evil and leads to mass starvation and you're an evil commie bitch
>>10970567
picture a chicken but fried and you get fried chicken
>>10970701
Well I mean, we have kfc here, but I figured yanks do it better/different.
>>10970987
please post the darkest blue luna you can muster
>>10970987
it should be the same 45 herbs and spices we have here
I mean Im only guessing
>>10971044
I know the one, but I dunno if I've named her, let me look.
>>10970701
That and the fuckin mozzarella song are just strange.
this is not it, I'll just post dark ones until I find it.
>>10971053
11 herbs and spices here apparently.
might take a while... my luna folder as you know is my largest and it's... yeah... going to take a while
>>10971078
you mean this one?
>>10971092
yeah I got it messed up
:p
>>10971146
I dunno, american restaurants cook differently here I'm assuming it's different again there
>>10971146
Yeah, I always thought Johnny was being sarcastic about liking it
Maybe the anime will do it justice
Luna best Alicorn.
>>10971170
Idk I always thought he was serious because how much he like gyro
idk
>>10971157
>>10971178
>>10971202
>>10971215
cheers
>>10971202
Saved
I am in Pullman now, chilling in a heavily air conditioned hotel room because it is 96 degrees outside.
>>10971350
More to come
>>10971372
Its 100% true too.
>>10971447
So you're making the trip to your new Uni?
>>10971447
shit, i thought 44 degrees was bad
>>10971501
KEK
>>10971501
It's always a great day when azu speaks.
>>10971547
love you
>>10971547
How're you bun?
96C = 205F... Jesus...
>>10971501
lissen here u lil shιt
>>10971566
Water boils at 100c
this ones probably just black.
unsure as it has blue tinges.
>>10971609
No, it boils at 212F :P
this ones pretty much what you wanted as well I'm sure. still looking for the one though.
>>10971667
I'm not surprised it takes so many f's to get the job done
>>10971481
Ayep.
>>10971501
It's around 35 degrees in non-freedom units.
>>10971694
I got a lot of f's to give...
>>10971725
Ursha I loooooooooooovvvveeee you
>>10971719
Having fun on your trip?
35 isn't so bad man, 35's pretty comfortable overall
>>10971725
I don't have any
>>10971694
>>10971725
>>10971767
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18
>>10971750
H-hi Beeps! I love you too! <3
>>10971764
Sad!
>>10971799
>>10971875
nice
How're you Canon?
>>10971875
>>10971799
this is why youre the best poster
>>10971893
Doin' good, just chillin after some KF, what's nice is that you get to lvlup your perks, however some perks feel like a major grind compared to others lol
>>10971900
hello there angel of darkness~
>>10971985
>>10971985
Oh man, you've no idea, just wait till you get level 3 on commando, good fucking luck after that point.
Although, you do level up ALL perks as you play irrespective of the class you're playing, so if you're a firebug, and you're headshotting specimens with pistols or crossbows you will be gaining points for the sharpshooter, as an example.
>>10971725
/boop CaNoN
>>10971754
35 feels like I'm in an oven. 35 Fahrenheit would be more tolerable (about 2 degrees Celsius).
>>10972033
>2c
fuck that
>>10972030
Still haven't found it, but I've done about an eighth of my folder now :3
>>10972016
>>10972028
>just wait till you get level 3 on commando
Haha that's exactly what I was just playing!!
Got 612/1200 stalkers so far, the damage is more doable though
I got lvl 6 sharpshooter, as I'm pretty good with the headshots in this game
Yea I think I'll go on with commando lvl 4 then move with the others
>>10972030
/wubs Azuriah
>>10972030
Transferring /boop to CaNoN
>>10971985
/boop CaNoN
>>10972099
Yeah man, I've had killingfloor since it came out almost and I still don't have level 6 commando.
I think I'm level 5 commando.
This image isn't all that dark but it's one of my favourite lunas
>>10961262
I take very long to shit. I shit a lot and them after a while I shit some more. Irritable bowel syndrome man.