HG Thread for host.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL8Tf83_EQ8
>>10959750
no
i just watch the threads go
see people have fun
see people arguing
and wonder why i can't do the same
why i gotta feel so much like shit about this
I don't know, they both got two arms, two legs, and a combined one-and-a-half brains between them. They seem pretty fit to drive to me.
I think there is some illegal jawbreaker transactions going on in the track.
>>10959793
Be quiet Johnny, it's punishable by law!
i see dead peep-holes
>>10959788
Couldn't tell you. I'm glad you're here though.
>>10959793
>Flashes back to the time he cleared the Kessel Run in 13 parsecs
Is it weird that I enjoy smut? Like reading it? I've always enjoyed to grab a glass of tea, recline back, and read a love story of sorts.
I guess being first wasn't enough for Deku. He's out for blood.
That momma is quite durable, I gotta give her that. And she's hot, too! I hope she wins.
ALL MIGHT? MORE LIKE ALL FLIGHT!
>>10959821
no you aren't
stop pretending to be nice when you're not
>>10959844
I like it but only with two dudes, no joke.
>>10959844
Hey, I like kinkier stuff than just plain old smut. You do you.
>>10959855
>Unsure what that guy was thinkin, trying to push him off a cliff when he can just glide down slowly.
>>10959856
Sure thing. Kill yourself.
That validate your worldview?
Guess she wasn't as durable as I hoped.
I don't blame the fish for wanting to end it's suffering. I don't think there's ANY water source in Radiator Springs.
>>10959900
at least you're being honest
P-Peace? What's that? I have no idea what you're talking about...
Anyways, THE FEAST! Try your best to grab some fuel before getting shot!
Guys, I don't think Eddy is playing around.
>>10959911
Sorry Eddy, NOT!
>>10959911
>Of course, driving isn't easy when you have no opposable thumbs. Accursed Metagross on wheels, he thought to himself...
>>10959956
>Extreme refueling
>>10959956
version that's actually cropped
>>10959956
I'm in it to win it, Johnny B.
>>10959956
Not feeling to great, definitely not like eating. Perhaps I picked up a virus?
>>10959956
>Sneaks in and starts feasting on the roadkill Eddy left behind, starting with that one guy in the school uniform
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead...
Wow, I guess Hugh is the President now, I think...That's how it works, right? You kill the president then you...never mind.
Cheaters never win, I thought the previous editions of the "Johnny Games" made it clear.
>>10959995
fucking reply
>>10959995
Every day in the arena for me is a test! A matter of life and death. There isn't a day in a slide that I'm assured that I will survive.
>Pressures the thread to go donate to my mobile medical clinic for Syria fundraiser
>>10959980
>steals your sweetroll
>>10959942
Fine. Here.
What is it with all this girls feeling lonely!? Don't they know their host is right here for them?
They just gotta kill everyone!
>>10960042
Not all people deserve medical attention mr Zayn
>>10960048
i hate you
>>10960044
>steal failed
>40 bounty has been added to whiterun
Halt in the name of the jarl!
I SWEAR I'M NOT RIGGING THIS
>>10960086
>punches
>>10960080
At least you're feeling something instead of depressed. You're welcome.
>>10960087
Damn I'm running low on supplies hope I can see this through to the end
>>10960062
>screeches like a Hunter in her direction while in a tree
>>10960062
Well that's not very nice.
>>10960087
...................
(Translator's Note: "Ouch")
>>10960101
Seeing that someone is avataring her makes me happy.
>>10960095
>you punched the guard in the helmet and it only did 3 damage
>another 40 bounty has been added to whiterun
>the guard becomes hostile
Time to cleanse the Empire of its filth.
>>10960131
lol
>>10960131
Thanks for hosting m10
YOUR WINNER IS....ELIAS AINSWORTH!
Congratulations, Mr. Whatever the hell you identify as.
>>10960131
>>10960151
....................
>(Translator's Note: "Congrats and thank you for hosting")
placements
>>10960131
>>10960151
And there's our winner. Congrats.
>>10960170
Thanks for the game Johnny. Off to bed for the night so see you loves later.
>>10960105
It appears I've aggitated this wildlife
>>10960111
Life is full of hard decisions
>>10960120
Should I stick around?
>been sitting on her folder for a while but never felt like using her
>>10960131
Thank you for hosting despite me being the one needing medical attention in the end
and the summary.
Win Card will be delivered once I don't feel like passing out at any given moment.
Congrats, again...
>>10960151
>I think he might have surpassed Karen by now
>>10960170
>thank you for hosting
>>10960170
>claps his blades together
>>10960151
Thanks Johnny, have a 'special' jawbreaker.
>He gives him the hard candy, which was transported illegally over the border.
>>10960170
I swear if I'm not in last place when the tournament boards are back online, it'll be a freaking miracle.
>>10960178
(龍神の剣を喰らえ!!)
>>10960231
You think you have it bad?
Have you looked at my games lately?
>>10960151
>>10960170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6J9V7N9BZs
c :
>>10960160
>>10960178
>>10960196
>>10960212
c :
>>10960231
>cursing
Wow.
post your ava's victory theme
>>10960181
Well it doesn't have to be a decision ya jerk, we already have the materials ready to use, all we need now is the funding and we're good to go.
>>10960260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM
Remember when we could hang niggers just for being niggers? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>Anons suggest Ladies vs Butler for a snooty ava
Okay I guess I could give it a go
>Watch the first episode
What the hell did I just watch
>>10960260
uh shit https://youtu.be/4UFAfdK_FKI
I want to fuck ______
>>10960260
https://youtu.be/qPIPy8sqvHU
>>10960260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1bO0H1D2v8
>>10960299
Shinobu
Hachikuji
Inkling
Konata
Kuroko
Horo
Star
>>10960299
Len. I'd pound the knife eared loli cunt like a cheap whore.
>>10960260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqlcN8lRnqk
>guess who it is
>>10960357
suz?
>>10960260
https://youtu.be/u6_FTekkYUk
Well what did you think I was going to say?
>>10960370
who?
>>10960286
The start of an okay anime with a good opening theme.
Fucking reply.
>>10960245
Your games? You can't lose any points in your own game.
.
>>10960249
I did not curse, sir. I have a lips that I keep pure for my onee-sama's pleasures.
Why have we been invaded by pedos recently?
>>10960260
https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M
>>10960421
>Bullies your onee-chan
>>10960429
Shut up capra.
>>10960436
>>10960429
We had a spammer show up this afternoon.
>>10960299
Karen.
>>10960437
I don't get this meme
>>10960451
Hi Adachi
>>10960450
Fuck I misread that post.
>>10960462
I've tried but failed
>>10960460
>implying adachi is the only one who wants to squeeze those succulent titties
anon stop memeing
>>10960466
It's only got to work once.
>>10960464
Sorry but this is a Christian thread so no swearing
My mom checks this thread
>>10960462
But if I do that I'll die so hard I'll be really dead.
>>10960425
Thanks.
>>10960260
https://youtu.be/7VrKThu9zYk
>>10960444
s-shit she's fast!
>>10960487
Oh sorry, I didn't mean to say that, I got a little excited.
>>10960452
>not getting it
>>10960331
kys kamina
>>10960534
Not quite, anon, but you get half-points for trying!
>>10960515
Hmmm
>>10960572
Stay dead
>>10960572
>>10960579
Great, now tie it around your neck and kick the stool from underneath ya.
>>10960582
Legends never die, nigga
>>10960584
You too
>>10960260
>Really any of the victory themes, but this one's the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD8IiTRGAGA
>>10960604
>Legends never die
>Darth Plagueis the Wise , who is a Sith legend, is dead.
Shitty falseflag
>>10960623
Well he aint much of a legend if he dead, is he?
>>10960636
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you
>>10960636
join our discord
>>10960632
Nah, son, it's me
>>10960649
Dont have one...told Tricks that aswell
>>10960572
>>10960604
>>10960636
>>10960652
>>10960660
>IMG_0214
Phoneposter. Even the real nigga wouldn't pull this shit.
>>10960672
Nigga i'm on my iPad. Fuck outta here, it's me.
>>10960652
I'm not talking about you.
Right, downloaded discord on my pad. What next?
>>10960686
Like it matters
>>10960722
Swallow a bullet.
>>10960722
Make an account, and join this discord
https://discord.gg/SBTKsD
>>10960747
>The cancer Discord
Kek, he belongs there.
Nice to see you, Pac.
>sneak sneak
Aint nobody there.
>>10960759
Nigga that's where the best ppl are. Ain't nobody wanna hang with you Hoshi dick rider circlejerking fags.
>>10960796
>tackles
Everything all right?
>>10960796
>Sneaks harder
>>10960771
Same here ma nigga
>>10960800
>nobody there
Don't be in the discord for less than a minute then.
>>10960802
!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnKeN9zIkoE
>>10960800
>Already name dropping your master
Check 'em
>>10960831
host you fucking leech
>>10960864
fuck
>>10960871
you host, leech.
>>10960864
Ohoho, you missed that one, try another!
Can someone give me awawa's discord please?
Stop calling each other leeches ffs
>>10960871
Can I go get some food first?
>that feel when I'm surrounded by leeches but have no experience as a host so it turns out that I'm ironically unironically a leech
>>10960896
Ask the person
>>10960908
I do my best to react when I can. When it comes down to it.
>want to host
>too busy with other shit to actually do it.
>>10960900
yes
What was the biggest spergout in HG's history?
>>10960972
You
>>10960972
DMG x Paul?
What kind of person would host at 3 am?
>>10960972
Ocelots
>>10960982
>ERP shit
Are you fucking blind
>>10960983
>Alarm rings
Oh boy!
3am!
>hosts
>>10960992
IT'S ERP TO ME DAMMIT
Why do I always wake up at midnight?
>>10961008
Because you have a demon in your house
>>10961008
i think sometimes they accidentally interrupt your sleep cycle while performing the experiments
go back to sleep
>>10960983
Gee I dunno. If only there was an incredibly handsome talk show host here to help.
>>10961066
You stay here in case he arrives, I'll go look for him.
>>10961066
That is oddly specific mate, we'll never find someone fitting those criteria
>check out HG discord
>most cancerous fucking thing I've ever seen in my life
>leave server
wew
>>10961075
>>10961075
>>10961077
>>10961104
You guys are jerks.
First 24
>>10961115
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10961115
Popeye
>>10961115
Irotsuki
>>10961115
Starfire
>>10961115
Elias Ainsworth
>>10961115
Scyther
>>10961115
Shirai Kuroko
>>10961115
>>10961104
I-I was just joking!
>>10961115
Dark Magician Girl
>>10961115
Average whiterun guard
>>10961115
TLHG User
>>10961115
Lord Beerus
>>10961141
>>10961115
Thot Destroyer
>>10961158
It's real too lol
>>10961115
Inkling
>>10961115
Agent 4
>>10961115
The Flesh
>>10961115
Saber
>>10961115
Jiro Hitoyoshi
>>10961115
Nanalan
>>10961115
Cute Anime Girl Fapbait
>>10961115
Sakura Futuba
>>10961115
>>10961118
Good grief.
>>10961115
Yoshino Koharu
>>10961115
Chise
>>10961115
Blonic
>>10961115
Kiyohime
Memes vs anime. Who will win?
>>10961203
Anime is a meme
>>10961203
(vidya)
Guys should I buy Foxhole
>>10961248
What the fuck does that mean?
>>10961271
It means http://store.steampowered.com/app/505460/Foxhole/
>>10961248
"No"
>>10961248
Judgement-desu no!
Prostitution is against the law!
>>10961248
Ocelot
>>10961280
Oh. Shit no it looks like garbage.
>>10961115
Kyoko Needleworker
(Just got back)
Alright whatever we're going
>>10961323
I've got some pics for you
>>10961323
>>10961338
>>10961323
>His new camera placed around his neck, he sneaks around, waiting for the right time and place for taking photos
i don't trust like that
>>10961338
>>10961345
Oh sweet, thanks man. Now i can fully express my sexuality as a car boy.
>>10961363
What the fuck does THIS mean???
>>10961383
i'd like to buy a car today
>>10961383
It means he don't trust like that.
Fan tickles my fancy
>>10961395
Oh.
>>10961399
Oh...
>>10961412
fan tickle my fanny
I giggle at that Chise event.
>>10961375
(I finally have a use for this photo)
>>10961428
>He sweats invisible bullets trying to avoid that thing
>>10961430
>somebody is probably going to attempt to have sex while wearing that
Hey /hg/, check.
>>10961457
>>10961161
vignon lingcroft
>>10961457
Bring me your sisters. I require their services.
Oh trust me, I think his costume is perfectly slutty.
>>10961457
Nice one, we should keep this guy around.
>>10961463
Leni is mine you faggot, she will not service you.
>>10961457
hey pedo
fuck off
Well this is awkward.
>>10961478
At least he'll have something to play with in hell.
>>10961474
I'll take Lana. She's cuter.
>>10961486
>cuter
Apologize
>>10961468
>Plays himself
>>10961493
Nope. She's the cutest, and I'll stand by decision to the end, anon. I respect your choices, but you are objectively wrong.
Jeez, that magician girl is getting all of the cute boy phone numbers.
>>10961486
Whom
>>10961518
Please remember that this is purely business-related. Do not call me otherwise.
This is on the highest death rate by the way.
>>10961510
Apology accepted
>>10961539
>Is unsure of this squid child grabbing him
>>10961539
What'd I do?
I don't understand this thing on twitter where you put a clapping emoji in between every word.
>>10961577
Ten claps a day keeps the thot away
>>10961581
Why would you want to keep thots away?
>>10961539
You're in my way of a win. I'm going to teleport behind you... And whisper "nothing personal" before I pierce you to death!
I'm talking to my discy friends and it's fucking up my hosting
JEESH
>>10961602
>discordfags derailing a game we're barely paying attention to as it is
FUCKERS
>>10961586
https://youtu.be/tyrKeThaEJM
>>10961602
I can't believe you had the same idea as me.
Goddammit I don't understand the frozen lake joke
>>10961613
This is the issues that our government needs to be dealing with.
>>10961636
>tfw ywn be smothered to death by inkling
>>10961602
>>10961625
I'm kinda just going with the flow really, you know just acting on instinct.
>>10961636
It's almost as if I'm invisible!
>>10961643
Why are we here just to suffer bro?
>>10961651
We'll die never knowing the pleasure of being suffocated by Inky's thighs.
>>10961646
It's an inconvenience to see others copying my flawless plans! I sabotages those machines for my onee-sama, who enjoys kicking free drinks out of them.
>>10961636
>Yessss, thots must live, he thinks to himself. Another fresh meal to feast on is his to claim.
>>10961643
...
Looks like all those phone numbers didn't help you this time, magician girl!
>>10961659
It's a painful existence.
>>10961681
Don't look at me like that, it's your fault I've become a degenerate.
>>10961688
I gotta say, the dmg stuff is fucking killing me
>>10961690
Go be gross somewhere else, ya stupid idiot.
>>10961688
You too, sicko.
>Inkling glares at the host with dissent, as well as the anon
>>10961699
It's getting perfect events for what it is.
>>10961688
YOU TOO?!
Anybody have lullaby like songs?
>>10961688
This was probably the best outcome, I'm afraid.
I don't know how to insult anybody in this slide.
>>10961703
I just thought of something, can you use your hair like suction cups and spiderman climb up walls?
>>10961688
>Artist's Rendering
>>10961703
I refuse!
>>10961717
>The boomerang was just his arm chopping his head clean off. And another victim worth scavenging, though what remained was distasteful.
>>10961718
>>10961671
Like what, your big bro? C'mon, he can do it himself probably.
>>10961688
Sorry, I don't, you know, do sexual stuff.
>>10961717
Eh. I tried. Think I'm just gonna dress as Uro or something next time, her outfit's comfy-lookin'.
>>10961710
I just usually go for those white sound ten hour videos, they usually help me get some sleepies.
>>10961733
>("It's only art, bro!")
>>10961710
https://youtu.be/BnC-cpUCdns
Squid child goes "le splet"
>>10961710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJGAcXOSlsY
>>10961717
Yeah yeah, sure. Pervert. That's a stupid thought, it would be better to just ink the wall.
>>10961722
Disgusting. What would ya parents think of what you're doing right now? Frickin' moron.
>>10961746
>having porn of your ava saved
>in hg
>>>/erp/
>>10961759
COBRA-desu no!
OKAY THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!
>>10961783
Oh shit
>>10961741
Static noises scare me at this time.
>>10961747
Adorable~
>>10961763
Not so comfy.
>>10961763
My parents are irrelevant when it comes to my love for squidkids.
>>10961783
>>10961759
I mean...I was cosplaying? Really? I thougth I was just wearing my clothes.
>>10961780
>Not having porn of your ava saved
Woah final three
>>10961763
Oh come on, I'm not a pervert, I was just jokin' around with my good pal A-non. You know, just havin' a good ol' goof with my faceless friend over here.
>>10961803
>B-But I like Death Grips...
>>10961805
Your parents are ashamed when it comes to your love of squidkids. How come there's so many weirdos here, man.
>Inkling crosses her arms, and shakes her head in a disapproving manner
>>10961783
Anyone next in the queue?
>>10961810
Not him but I don't have a whole lot of porn of my ava getting blown by a dude.
>>10961813
>No meat on this one, he thinks. Great...
OH FUCK
IT'S A DING DONG DARN ARENA EVENT
WATCH OUT BOYS.
>>10961816
Probably not.
>>10961824
Congratulations Scyther. Thanks for the game, black television host man.
>>10961818
>gay shit
post it please
>>10961815
>>10961824
Why can't everyone just take things easy?
Ring that victory bell, this match is OVER!
Congratulations to tonight's winner, Scyther!
>>10961849
>the furfag with porn faved wins
My stomach hurts and I don't know why.
>>10961824
>is the winner! Finally, he gets to feast even more...and then he turns his attention to the host. Giving him a small slab of what appears to be one of the other's muscle, he thanks the host for the prize money and walks out, his wings flit about, keeping him lightfooted and cheerful.
>>10961862
Thank you for hosting.
Remember when you had fun?
Tourny can't you see I was blind, I'll do anything to change your mind, oh I never expected you to leave me feeling this empty.
>>10961871
I thought poke men where supposed to be friendly creatures, this is just gruesome.
>>10961880
Thank you for being around at 4 am with me friendzo.
>>10961884
Remember when you didn't shitpost?
>>10961900
I'd prefer calling it "fun posting" since I'm not being malicious towards anyone.
>>10961849
Aw man. Thanks anyhow.
'Grats!
>>10961897
>is a wild pokemon based on an animal known for eating almost anything it kills
>(Thank you for hosting!)
>>10961871
>>10961897
>>10961905
HG is serious buziness mane, every slightly offensive posts is a shitpost anyway xd
post music
>find a good potential ava
>they only have less than 100 pics available
aaaaaa
>>10961955
https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM
>>10961971
>And?
>>10961971
make your own
>>10961971
>(Pixiv is a friend, anon.)
https://youtu.be/0GHQ146jcHc
Post the last thing you watched in Youtube.
>>10961971
>>10961982
>What he said.
>This girl only has 73 after ingame sprites.
>>10961992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IicLYscA2lM
>>10961992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3p9YGpwLs
>>10961992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxP0n7h_914
>>10961992
https://youtu.be/rllyv_QTSd4
>>10961992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqZ4Xzi8xYs&t=205s
>>10962016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWOmroJzV_o
>>10961992
https://youtu.be/ZTFpM3sLfp4
>>10962000
>see related videos
>see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IicLYscA2lM
HOLY SHIT THAT EDGE
BUG BOOOOOOOOOOOY.
>>10962028
Ouch.
>>10962032
fuck, copied the wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn6uqp_mr98
>>10961992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k1TLjSZ4w8
>>10961992
https://youtu.be/KMc1mzzDQ1Y
>>10961992
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zA9zwpMj_8A
>>10962037
>pats the host with the blunt backside of his arm and thanks him again
>>10961992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8h-ZzHzTFM
rip aussies
>>10962048
OH BAH GAWD WHAT IMPACT.
>>10962063
Fucking wew.
>>10961992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxmYzAsCXrg
>>10962066
Atleast he died doing what he loves
>>10962090
Where is Dio in that picture?
>>10962025
What can you tell me about the Bogdanoffs?
>>10962115
Front and center? Are you blind?
>>10962115
I'm pretty sure that's Karsfag.
>>10962117
>>10962118
That's DIO, not Dio
>>10962124
No it's not that's Diego
>>10962131
It's obviously Heaven Ascension DIO, what the fuck are you talking about?
make a new thread and i'll host a game
>>10962124
Dio is Dio, who gives a shit if he's on a different body. The mind and head are still the same and that's all you can see 905 of the time
>>10962134
Shut up faggot that's clearly Pucci's fuckboi Giorno Giovanna
>>10962115
PB Dio never gets in the jojo villain art oddly enough.
>>10962118
Correct!
Because the Danbooru image name, yes?
>>10962139
90%. Fuck.
>>10962116
>They are actually smart and pretty interesting to watch despise everyone trying to make fun of them.
>>10962124
sorry but part 1 never happened sorry i had to be the one to tell you