HG - A Fuckload of Dead Gods edition
Shitpost desu
I guess I forgot to check the time to see how deep into dead hours we were.
Just hit me up with 24 for now. I may bump if more show
>>10947907
Muscular
>>10947907
Professor James Moriarty
>>10947907
Lana's mother
>>10947907
Adachi
>>10947907
Elias Ainsworth
>>10947907
Dancing kitter
>>10947907
gave the pope undertale
>>10947907
FYXE
>>10947907
Neoanarchist Warnaster of Allah
>>10947907
Gascoigne
>>10947907
Zer0
>>10947907
Elite minor
>>10947907
President Donald J. Trump
>>10947907
Shirai Kuroko
>>10947907
Twiss
>>10947907
Reigen Arataka
>>10947907
CRESH
>>10947907
Suicidal Pepe
>>10947907
GotY
>>10947907
Aizawa Nagisa
>>10947907
Iida Tenya
>>10947907
Popeye
Hey Fyxey.
>>10947907
Knuckles
>>10947907
Star Butterfly.
>>10947907
Mixmaster
>>10947946
>>10947948
>gets you to kissu eachother
>>10947951
Yo Adachi? What's up? Why the sad face?
>>10947907
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
>>10947925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkBhrJlcons
>>10947907
Archer
>>10947973
Nothing too important.
How's it going?
Am I the only one that thinks, the Fate franchise is/is getting overrated?
Check it, yo
>>10948018
Absolutely not.
>>10948018
Everything popular is over rated.
>>10948018
Most of the shit that came after the original LNs are garbage, and even the fans of the franchise know that. Nobody is overrating it.
>>10948018
fuck off secondary
>>10948021
I accept this challenge.
>>10948033
>LNs
I meant VNs. Whatever.
>>10947997
It's going sweet and smooth. I had a great day yesterday... Nothing special today as well, just reaping some tournament points in a comfy Hunger game, you know?
>>10948021
Looks as cool as the previous times.
Let's get going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyQUCYl-ocs
>>10948021
Thank you for preparing this game for us, host. I shall do my best.
>>10948018
>overrated
Lmao where? Most of the time it's just faggots like you who keep bringing up such an irrelevant franchise
>>10948042
You should post more Fyxe images.
I'd really appreciate it.
>>10948021
Get on with it.
I've never actually been to a comic store, but this is just SOP, right? Barring the doors and having their patrons fight to the death?
>>10947981
>>10948060
I know you're still joking Adachi, you're never genuine. But it makes me laugh so... Yeah don't worry I'm gonna flood you with pictures alright.
Or maybe not, I feel like being on "Watch only" mode for this game.
>>10947907
horn nigga
>>10948073
It's been some time since I've set foot here. I suppose some surveillance is in order. There's no telling what sort of people have come and gone during my leave.
>>10948073
Hmm... What exactly is going on? There's smiley faces in the sky. Something must be up.
>>10948095
Why not? I'd really appreciate it and my day would brighten.
>>10948110
>Holds a cabbage in front of you.
>giving up 600k to several million dollars for a frog waifu
Dach and sailor man pls
Don't mind me just deciding what to get for lunch.
0-3:Pizza
3-6:Subway
6-9:Dairy Queen
>>10948110
I'm doing some stuff on the side at the moment. Damn it's almost as if the moment you decided to like me I was busy.
Destiny is cruel mistress... Or likes to play pranks a lot
>>10948110
>>10948117
>>10948120
It just ain't worth it, fox-lady.
>>10948120
All these people jumping up and down to the loud music, I find it draining... I wish I were at a sleepover instead.
>>10948120
ACK!
>Aizawa shakes her injured hand around in the air before grabbing it and blowing directly onto the wound.
>>10948121
Eat the pizza He-Man
>>10948137
>>10948120
...
How about some Spinach cans then?
Not some cheap wallmart-tier spinach cans either but the best of the best!
>>10948135
It's just a prank bro.
Post more Fyxe.
Reigen what the fuck? Gay Xenophilia is not only disgusting and probably illegal, but with him? Really?
Hey Dach, at least you have about $20 https://www.ebay.com/p/Yugioh-1st-Edition-Exodia-The-Forbidden-One-5-card-Set-W-holo-Head-Arms-Legs/1846969932?iid=281220050673
Of course a 70+ year old man isn't going to know anything about comics and cartoons.
>>10948167
How about a meme then?
You love memes dontcha?
>>10948171
>Tfw Adachi can obliterate you now
Fuck
>>10948171
Breathe! Just breathe! Calm the nerves!
>Inhales onee-sama's aroma
>>10948171
Perhaps you're looking for a cartoon about animals? I'm sorry, but I don't watch anything like that...
No, the cashier isn't in on this hackneyed Battle Royale ripoff. He's just there as a convenient meat shield.
That's what you get for bringing a full sized game console outside
>>10948190
I LOVE memes. More than you think.
>>10948171
Fuck.
>>10947967
>Iida Tenya puts his hands on Aizawa's shoulders and prevents the anon from pushing him into a kiss.
No, no no, I refuse. Such interaction i-
>Iida stops when he sees the person whom he is being made to kiss.
O-Oh. H-Hello there.
It's...been quite some time.
>>10948204
I know exactly who to start a fan club about... A certain railgun...
>>10948205
Here's another dank meme then. I'm sure it'll become one of your favorites.
>>10948222
>eurobeat
>trips
You're just trying to piss me off.
You know, I'm not even sure what I'm surprised the least by
a) Fyxe draws r34
b) there's popeye r34
What use would a comic shop possibly have for a secret basement? Secret cosplay sex dungeon? Where they store all of the old copies of Action Comics 1, only releasing a few a year to artificially raise the price?
Regular storage? Nah, that's stupid
>>10948234
Sorry... I can't help it. It might be disease I have actually.
>>10948250
Like I said...
>>10948162
Already have some. thanks anyways.
>>10948250
That's just indecent of you
>>10948209
>Aizawa stands there frozen throughout the entire ordeal, her face flush red. She raises a shaky hand and waves awkwardly.
T-Tenya, hello... Yes, it's been a long time...!
>>10948253
Yep, it might just be.
floating bork
>>10948258
I'm fucking Olive.
Ok, now THAT's surprising about Fyxe
Shit. Considering how much thicker backwards comics are than regular ones, that's actually pretty impressive
Featuring everyone's favorite event from the default game!
>>10948258
>>10948250
>Gives him 50% of the money she made with the drawings on Patreon*
Sorry... I don't know why I did that I think... Damn, it's so easy to make money with commissions I just wanted to try...
>>10948265
Yeah...
You should call Overhaul so he can fyxe me. I don't think a regular doctor can heal what I have.
>>10948281
You win this round floating bork
>>10948289
Feh, I just hope I can still keep my dignity.
>>10948287
Are you really?
>>10948287
>>10948209
>>10948264
I would like to report to you that Iida has finally seen the light and is a reborn homosexual
rad bork
>>10948297
you cannot stop me melon shork
>>10948313
>tucks in
>>10948308
>>10948287
... The Fyxe Island Federation prevents me from answering this question as it could break the fantasies of many fans accross the world... It's a confidential information.
>comic books for a cover
I get what you're trying to say, but there are much better words you could have used, /co/
You probably interrupted a really sweet dream about her brother. Thanks, Fyxe
>>10948332
Hu... Huhu....
Onee-sama...
>>10948331
Then I'll do the next best thing
Nothing
>>10948338
OOH!
>>10948338
>I sleep
She made the right choice, Destiny 2 is going to be so #LITT Remember to preorder to get your fidgit spinner!
We get it, he's a virgin. Even ignoring his face dude's like what, 10? It's hardly surprising.
>>10948371
Of course I'm a virgin, if I weren't, someone would be arrested.
>>10948171
>>10948379
Looks like Crash is going to jail
>>10948356
>>10948338
YOU FUCKING WHAT?! I SCORED A mere B?
No..
NO! My drifts were of profesional levels you stupid machines! You simply don't understand real talent. You're too outdated for that...
...
...
>puts another coins inside
Tsuyu IS a frog after all. Fuck it, this is canon. She's anime Pepe now
>>10948389
And Silver Queen, possibly a Maid, and maybe others.
>>10948371
>generic fapbait vs a sequel to an alright game
There's no contest.
>>10948371
I seem to have overestimated the fanboy within...
>>10948391
MISS! THE DORM SUPERVISOR WILL MURDER ME IF I MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE!
>>10948392
You know too many unnecessary things.
>>10948389
Nah, he's already dead
>>10948392
>
Well, that solved that whole "virginity" thing quite nicely, didn't it?
Now tear them in half and throw them in water. Be the Wevill you know you can be
>>10948407
>>10948371
*She kicks the arcade machine after scorring a D this time
Yeah sorry... I guess I screamed too much... B-But you didn't have to send someone to murder me you know...?
I can shut up when I want...
...
...
Ok maybe I can't, but I would have lowered my voice!
>>10948436
>>10948289
Eh, maybe.
I don't feel like calling him right now though.
>>10948436
>tfw you have sex with a frog
>>10948443
>Stuffs your tail in your mouth and brings a finger up to her lips
Ssssh!
>>10948436
Looks like more locked content for D2
>>10948264
I-Indeed.I, may or may not have been started to worry...but, judging how you look as beautiful as the last time I gazed upon you, my anxiety is relieved to a point...
So, how are you?
>>10948328
>Iida walks in front of the anon to keep Aizawa's attention focused on him.
>>10948436
Whoops sorry Elias... It was only a prank bro... Right Adachi?
Ah ah we are such jesters!
>>10948457
I get that he's very busy, there are a lot of things that needs to be erased.
Thanks for considering the thought though.
>>10948464
>tfw you will never have sex with a frog
Shit, both Halo and Destiny are by Bungie. THis actually checks out
>(he/she)
sasuga, /co/
>>10948470
Exclusive to Playstation for 6 months too, don't forget that
>>10948436
>>10948478
Yeah, it was TOTALLY just a prank, bro.
>>10948468
>She nods
>There are some muffled retarded things she's trying to say, but the tail prevent them to escape her mouth, THANK GOD
evens work on code
odds join the thread
>>10948497
Ahguhguhguhguh!
>Sells the pics on the internet
>>10948497
>taking a long time to enjoy it
>implying
The only things I didn't like are Matt Smith being The Doctor for seemingly 800 episodes and Clara never going the fuck away.
>>10948515
Kek.
>>10948500
Oh, what to do with you getting so worked up over a video game. It must be nice to be so passionate about something. I suppose I understand where you're coming from.
>>10948497
That Sailor guy keeps on stalking me.
Wait, you're trying to force me into a ship again RNG, don't you?
>>10948515
... I guess it's karma.
Ok, we're even now.
>>10948497
Playstation gets a taken strike, they can fucking keep it.
Even this chicken is Playstation exclusive. This is like what I'd imagine a bad breakup between two longtime lovers looks like
I guess we're at 8/24
>>10948477
>Aizawa cocks her head to the side a bit and raises an eyebrow. She appears confused.
You were worried? Didn't my brother tell you that I was leaving? I asked him over the phone and everything...
>>10948546
Don't worry, I'll ensure that the tributes behave themselves during the feast. It is the least I can do.
>>10948546
...and that's how I beat Bluto with nothing but a can of spinach and my bare hands!
>>10948524
>The tail still in her mouth she nods again... As she does so she tries to reply in sigh langage... Except that she doesn't actually know sign langage, and if a mute people happened to be passing by he could have understood "I love swimming in chocolate cake, very good, FUCK NIETZSCHE"
>She removes the tail from her mouth once it's clear the girl hasn't get anything.
Phwaah! Yeah... Yeah I really like cars. Though I'm not very good at driving them...
I guess you've got a passion yourself?
>>10948563
What the fuck is that thing sticking out of her head
>>10948583
It's a screw because she got screwed.
>>10948583
it's a screw
After the two furries and roided out seaman get fucked up, and the squirrel does something straight out of the end of Battle Tendency, we're down to our FINAL FOUR
WILL IT BE
> The sequel to the most overhyped, expensive to make shooter of all time
> The murd- uh, happy cabbage man
> a squirrel
OR
> a girl with blue hair
>>10948583
>and a screw sticking out of her head
>>10948595
Screwhead.
>>10948583
It's a hair ornament.
>>10948595
An ambush? Such cowardly tactics! I'll teach you some discipline!
>>10948595
Adachi.......
>>10948595
Final battle is blue hair vs squirrel
squirrel win
squirrel ATTAC
>>10948595
rooting for the squirrel
>>10948580
I tend to be very reserved when it comes to my interests as it involves a person rather an object. You seem more suited for motercycles than cars... If you're thinking about obtaining a license one day.
>>10948627
>motercycles
>>10948595
If only I didn't forget my spinach.
>>10948611
Hey at least we went down fighting.
>GOTYAY kills a rodent with with weaponized weeb autism
For some reason, this seems poetic
>>10948642
>>10948643
>>10948643
>>10948636
"e" for running on electricity instead of "o" for running "On coal". It's environmentally friendly. Ever heard of it? No? Well, it's because of people like you that the environment is in danger. As a member of Judgement, I cannot take that offense lightly.
>>10948656
Check your outlets
Congrats to The Best Game in the History of Mankind!
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-08-10-destiny-2-has-exclusive-sparrow-for-virgin-fibre-customers
whoops, where did that come from lol
>>10948684
Thanks for the gamefam
>>10948684
Thanks
>>10948684
Kuroko thanks you for providing us with entertainment for a little while. See you again.
Oh right, the postamble
>>10948684
danke for hosting
>>10948684
>Will never play Destiny2 with Bert
>>10948548
>Iida's face becomes beet red as he releases Aizawa to adjust his glasses which didn't need to be fixed.
...I didn't even know you had a brother. Just a sister. Why did you not choose to tell her instead?
>>10948684
Thanks for rigging the game, expect some extra money in your accounts.
>Not Bungie
>>10948704
Thank you for putting this together, host.
>>10948718
...Because I don't have a sister? Are you alright, Tenya?
>>10948704
Thank you for hosting.
And the Summary
>>10948694
>>10948702
>>10948703
>>10948713
No problem at all, 's what I do.
>>10948720
Thank you Bobby Ko, I mean, person I've never met before in my life
>There will never be another good Halo game
New one?
>>10948733
Thanks for the game!
>>10948741
Surewhynot
>>10948684
Thanks for hosting
Now I return to the ocean depth
>>10948727
>>10948728
>>10948748
>>10948750
Again, no problem at all! Hopefully I'm not too awful at hosting
On that note,anyone up for another round in a few?
>>10948642
>>10948647
Yeah...
You know what? I enjoyed our little hijinks. You're a cool guy Popeye. Let's team up again.
>>10948627
Oh I see... I can understand, it's cool to keep a secret persona, makes people love you more and...Well... I already have my licence in fact. Motorcycles are cool too but I don't think I'd be able to keep a balance on one... Not if I want to make cool cornering at least.
Oh and. Nice game! It was cool.
>>10948733
Congratulations!
To the player and you host! Your commentary is *VERY* good!
>>10948739
There's Halo 6.........wait.....
>>10948739
>when you know they'll butcher the end of the Master Chief saga
>>10948760
Who knows. Sure.
HG Halo 3/Reach multiplayer session when?
>>10948761
Ahguhguhguhguh! Thanks, you're not too shabby yourself. I suppose that we do have a greater chance teaming up.
>>10948797
I'm on Vert's team.
I hope you don't HG in public
>>10948807
Is "my own backyard" considered public?
>>10948807
>>10948810
>caring if judgemental bitches are bothere by what you do for fun
>>10948799
How about this? You beat up people but half the time you do that you put a Fyxe mask on your head so I can collect some tournament's points?
Me?
I'll stay on the back and throws spinach cans at you... Sounds like a sweet deal, nah?
>>10948805
How come?
Gimme something to fap to
>>10948830
Vert is pretty savage at Halo
>>10948807
I browse HG during idle time at work if I'm not playing any mobile game
>>10948727
I am miffed. Then who was I speaking to that claimed to be your sister? Why would somebody do that but not go through the effort of just impersonating you entirely? Was this "Aizawa Ryou" just a scam artist?
I did not give them any money, but...I still feel as if I was wronged. What is your brother's name then?
>>10948852
>>10948815
Hm, how about I only give you a quarter of my points, I need them as much as you do after all. Besides, you have a bit of combat skills don't you, cause it almost seems like you're trying to mooch of my greatness.
>>10948854
I want Bert to savage me
>>10948807
>tfw publicly do hg a majority of the time
>>10948852
>>10948761
Thank you, I have slowly been making progress over the week. I have had horrible performance, but it is improving. Your energy and enthusiasm is your charm, I suppose. Don't change a thing.
>>10948852
emoji movie pron
>>10948852
>>10948874
Tit status: Bitched
>>10948870
She'll dual wield needle rifles and unload them right into your face mate
>>10948864
Hmm? Ryou. That is my brother's name. Surely you couldn't have mistaken him for a woman.
>>10948890
>needle rifles
Dropped.
But when HG needed him the most, he vanished.
>>10948899
Needle rifles are deadly in the right hands
Real men dual-wield plasma pistols.
>>10948899
>Arguably the most satisfying weapon in the game.
Explain yourself
>>10948852
>>10948923
>not sticking to strict melee fights with the PR
>>10948918
Bruh they take zero fuckin skill. One of the most overpowered weapons ever.
>>10948929
>satisfying
Nigga it is overwhelmingly easy.
>>10948931
>>10948949
Some people have a hard time nailing headshots, that's why it seems easy
>they don't know about the free fanmade online halo multiplayer game
>>10948953
Cow girls are the patrician's fetish.
>>10948929
People hate them because of the 3 shot body explode but that was really only practical if someone was running away from you. The NR was devastating in upclose-mid range combat due to its mild bloom effect, r.o.f., and stability but it failed at long range fights that the dmr would easily win.
>>10948963
I miss playing Instagib EU ranked in my younger days.
Why were Forerunner weapons in Halo 4 so underwhelming?
>>10948949
Needle rifles were easy to handle but they were meant to be STRICTLY FOR headshots, took 7 shots to drop and 10 for the body
>>10948869
...Mooching of?
N-No not at all! In fact you might get some advantage out of our cooperation in fact, I'm pretty popular you know? They'll probably mistake you for my body guard at first but don't worry they'll know you're the real deal in no time... I'm not that good at fighting but I'm good for moral support... The best in fact!
...
...
How about a third?
https://eldewrito.com/
halo
3
on PC
fuckers
>>10948949
Seen Berts spreadsheet, over 75k needle rifle kills followed by 30k pistol kills
>>10948879
Wow thank you Miss! Yeah I always try to do my best. Don't worry about losing at first, it's always like that when you begin -unless your name is Karen- I'm sure you're gonna be a great champion in no time... For some reasons, cute little girls are really good here.
>She hands him a friendly paw.
Call me Fyxe. What's your name? Nice to meetcha by the way
>>10949007
A quarter, or you're on your own.
>playing any halo after 2
>>10948966
yes
>>10948891
No. I can say with the utmost certainty that she was in fact female. Is this some sort of joke?
>>10949079
....
Ok a quarter...
Do I have to sign a contract or something?
Rare footage of Sunset's time in the chair force
https://youtu.be/rV8L3RMHXfg
>>10948986
Because they were a weird sort of out-dated design that were geared more towards 'digital' targets than organic ones.
>>10948972
A niche weapon for certain situations just like all the rest. I personally enjoyed the final supercombustion given to the enemy. Felt good.
>>10948977
Won't ever get that time back senpai...
>>10948963
Ayo Suz, I compiled the previous 'conversation' you had with skynet anon in the last thread.
Thank me later: (don't turn this into a pasta please)
>clothes explode
>hundreds of thick robot dicks emerge out of anon's body
R E S I S T A N C E I S P O I N T L E S S
>the robo dick tentacles wrap around you
>the rest begin aiming for every single hole on your body
>the cocks begin rubbing agaist you, slowly teasing you until you get wet
>meanwhile, another metal dick is prodding your mouth as you desperately try to keep it shut
U S E L E S S
>the cock finally forces itself into your mouth, mercilessly deepthroating you
>the other two are rubbing ever faster against your wet, exposed holes
>as the girl's will finally breaks, the two tentacles that were on standby shift into maximum speed
>they plunge deeply into Suz's ass and pussy, streching them out to new levels
>the girl lets out a scream, muffled by the appendage currently violating her throat
>two additional tentacles emerge, wrapping around the woman's exposed breasts
I N S E R T I N G I N T O F E M A L E B O D Y C O M P L E T E
B E G I N N I N G T O S E E D
>as the woman reaches her own orgasm, her eyes roll into her head, as her new metal master suffocates her mouth with rich amounts of robot cum
>at the very same time, her ass and pussy get filled to the brim with his robot seed as well, leaking out of her now streched holes
S E E D I N G C O M P L E T E
>says the robot, as he finally releases the woman, who is out of breath, to bathe in a pool of his cum
>>10949123
>ACU's
Nice try Marine. But you missed something
>>10948963
Ayo Suz, I compiled the previous 'conversation' you had with skynet anon in the last thread.
Thank me later: (don't turn this into a pasta please)
>clothes explode
>hundreds of thick robot dicks emerge out of anon's body
R E S I S T A N C E I S P O I N T L E S S
>the robo dick tentacles wrap around you
>the rest begin aiming for every single hole on your body
>the cocks begin rubbing agaist you, slowly teasing you until you get wet
>meanwhile, another metal dick is prodding your mouth as you desperately try to keep it shut
U S E L E S S
>the cock finally forces itself into your mouth, mercilessly deepthroating you
>the other two are rubbing ever faster against your wet, exposed holes
>as the girl's will finally breaks, the two tentacles that were on standby shift into maximum speed
>they plunge deeply into Suz's ass and pussy, streching them out to new levels
>the girl lets out a scream, muffled by the appendage currently violating her throat
>two additional tentacles emerge, wrapping around the woman's exposed breasts
I N S E R T I N G I N T O F E M A L E B O D Y C O M P L E T E
B E G I N N I N G T O S E E D
>as the woman reaches her own orgasm, her eyes roll into her head, as her new metal master suffocates her mouth with rich amounts of robot cum
>at the very same time, her ass and pussy get filled to the brim with his robot seed as well, leaking out of her now streched holes
S E E D I N G C O M P L E T E
>says the robot, as he finally releases the woman, who is out of breath, to bathe in a pool of his cum
>>10949101
>Aizawa sighs.
It doesn't matter now anyways. What's important is that I have finished with my business and I am here with you again, Tenya.
>>10949142
NO I SAID DON'T TURN THIS INTO A PASTA YOU FUCKING SHITPOSTER!
>>10948963
Ayo Suz, I compiled the previous 'conversation' you had with skynet anon in the last thread.
Thank me later: (don't turn this into a pasta please)
>clothes explode
>hundreds of thick robot dicks emerge out of anon's body
R E S I S T A N C E I S P O I N T L E S S
>the robo dick tentacles wrap around you
>the rest begin aiming for every single hole on your body
>the cocks begin rubbing agaist you, slowly teasing you until you get wet
>meanwhile, another metal dick is prodding your mouth as you desperately try to keep it shut
U S E L E S S
>the cock finally forces itself into your mouth, mercilessly deepthroating you
>the other two are rubbing ever faster against your wet, exposed holes
>as the girl's will finally breaks, the two tentacles that were on standby shift into maximum speed
>they plunge deeply into Suz's ass and pussy, streching them out to new levels
>the girl lets out a scream, muffled by the appendage currently violating her throat
>two additional tentacles emerge, wrapping around the woman's exposed breasts
I N S E R T I N G I N T O F E M A L E B O D Y C O M P L E T E
B E G I N N I N G T O S E E D
>as the woman reaches her own orgasm, her eyes roll into her head, as her new metal master suffocates her mouth with rich amounts of robot cum
>at the very same time, her ass and pussy get filled to the brim with his robot seed as well, leaking out of her now streched holes
S E E D I N G C O M P L E T E
>says the robot, as he finally releases the woman, who is out of breath, to bathe in a pool of his cum
>>10949105
>clothes explode
>hundreds of thick robot dicks emerge out of anon's body
R E S I S T A N C E I S P O I N T L E S S
>the robo dick tentacles wrap around you
>the rest begin aiming for every single hole on your body
>the cocks begin rubbing agaist you, slowly teasing you until you get wet
>meanwhile, another metal dick is prodding your mouth as you desperately try to keep it shut
U S E L E S S
>the cock finally forces itself into your mouth, mercilessly deepthroating you
>the other two are rubbing ever faster against your wet, exposed holes
>as the girl's will finally breaks, the two tentacles that were on standby shift into maximum speed
>they plunge deeply into Fyxe's ass and pussy, streching them out to new levels
>the girl lets out a scream, muffled by the appendage currently violating her throat
>two additional tentacles emerge, wrapping around the woman's exposed breasts
I N S E R T I N G I N T O F E M A L E B O D Y C O M P L E T E
B E G I N N I N G T O S E E D
>as the woman reaches her own orgasm, her eyes roll into her head, as her new metal master suffocates her mouth with rich amounts of robot cum
>at the very same time, her ass and pussy get filled to the brim with his robot seed as well, leaking out of her now streched holes
S E E D I N G C O M P L E T E
>says the robot, as he finally releases the woman, who is out of breath, to bathe in a pool of his cum
>>10949133
The point still stands SIX! YOUR probably w blue falcon too
>>10949130
>>10949142
THANKS SENPAI
H
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K
S
F
A
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>>10949123
Jesus christ
>>10949154
>dodges
>>10949123
So disorganized.. Who taught them to fight so poorly?
>>10949078
I have seen many monsters like the one you call Karen in the arena. I'm afraid to say, I'm not a monster, but I can always beat expectations when I try.
You may call me Kuroko, Fyxe. It has been nice meeting you. Pray that our next meeting will not be too far off. As there is no game at the moment I will be attending to other business. Ta ta for now!
>>10949167
Nice rp. I just lost a little respect for you just because of your lazy replies. Bumping the UID btw.
>t. late go
>>10949235
What?! N-No please Go! Don't go!! I'm gonna write a wall of text that will put ERP to shame next time! I swear this is not the real me
So uh, game?
would you fuck a spider?
>>10949262
Game? What's that?
We have no games in HG threads.
>>10949260
You better shape up then. You got one shot left to make those judges think you deserve to head on up to the next round and I'm not wasting my one push of the golden buzzer this season on that lazy ass reply.
>>10949262
Nobody that hosts nowadays have good games.
>>10949264
Does spider have puss puss?
>>10949283
yea boi
the best puss puss
>>10949264
People fuck anything here.
So did Seth get assassinated or something?
Where the fuck is he?
>>10949265
Boy I'll prove you wrong if I get dubs
>>10949305
He got mad everyone kept calling him a fucking dick even though he was just "rp'ing". He left because he couldn't handle everyone calling him rude all the time even though he was just pretending. It's like people think he was the asshole and not his character.
>>10949314
Thanks for proving me right
>>10949320
TLDR: thin skin
>>10949321
BOY
>>10949267
Y-Yeah got it! I won't disappoint you next time! Please watch this! :
>>10949224
>She vigorously shakes her hands, mixed feelings coursing through her head. She's happy that she's made a new friend and at the same time she wants to impress LATE GO with MAD RP SKILLS.
Ok Kuroko! Don't be afraid to just poke me whenever you want to team up or something! I'd like to think HG as a sort of teaming game... expect that at the end one of the members betrays the other and win, ah ah!
Ta-ta indeed! See you next time
>She waves at the girl, casually looking behind to see if LATE GO watched her performance
>>10949333
>gets trips
Such a missed chance.
>>10949320
That's what happens when you're a cunt ooc.
>>10949320
Can't handle being a dick and not having people be dicks back? Sounds like thin skin.
>>10949305
Nobody knows.
>>10949320
There's no confirmation on why he left. Don't spread lies unless you have proofs.
>>10949305
He injected himself with autism.
>>10949340
I mean I'll host, but I'm wondering if it would be more beneficial to host a /co/de now or work on my code to host more often
>>10949355
>Nobody knows
He was a chainsaw wielding serial killer in Sweden
>>10949346
>He thinks Seth's a cunt OOC
Sounds like someone needs to stop taking everything seriously.
>>10949379
Or you need to learn the difference between OOC and IC.
If he's adressing the person behind the screen then he's a cunt OOC.
>>10949339
>Wasnt paying attention
Huh, what? Oh shit uhh.. Yeah you did it!
>slams that fucking golden buzzer sending you instantly to the next round with out needing being voted in by the judges
That shit was so lit, right simon?
>Turns to Simon and looks at his unimpressed face
Oh shit..uhh..whoops..
>>10949145
T-That's completely correct! I apologize! That one short inconsistency made me lose focus!
It's just...I really missed having you around. I didn't know if something awful occurred to you or...you got tired of me.
M-May I see your phone for a short moment?
>>10949369
If dubs, host NOW
>>10949402
Looks I've got my answer
arigato
>>10949389
>Or you need to learn the difference between OOC and IC
Something you should do.
>If he's adressing the person behind the screen then he's a cunt OOC
When did Seth do that?
>KK & Seth get shitposted away
>fags like Kamina and Grimes are still here
Worst timeline
>>10949277
Take the (You)
>>10949105
A simple handshake will do.
>>10949430
Hey LF
>>10949430
>>shitposted away
Nice meme
>>10949395
So.... So... I didn't pass?
F-Fuck... That was my dream to become one of the best RPers here...
Thanks for supporting me though Go... That was cool... I know you at least recognize true talent when you see it...
>All those dumb kikes who thinks Seth left because of shitposting
He probably left to work on his game or some shit.
>>10949400
Of course.
>Aizawa reaches into her pocket and takes out a plain looking cellphone. She hands it to Iida. It is turned off.
I haven't really had much opportunity to use it given the fact there's no reception back home...
>>10949400
IS THAT?!
>pulls in lil' iida for a big bro hug
Waddup, lil' bro!? How's school? I haven't seen you since I was in the hospital. How's the quirk life treatin ya? I tell ya. Ever since I lost my powers i've been able to do regular dude stuff. Like dating. Plowed six girls already. It's a good life. You should try losing your quirk too.
>>10949421
In virtually every single post of his.
>>10949430
Grimes is pretty harmless, but Kamina is a problem.
>>10949443
Gotcha!
>She catches his hand and vigorously shakes it.
So it's settled! Call me Fyxe by the way
>>10949471
Nah senpai. I wasted my free pass just now. You're heading to the finals. Good luck.
>>10949430
KK has been around for a while, right?
>>10949430
To be fair, I'm not missing Seth one bit.
But I agree on the second part in the way >>10949502 does.
>>10949507
... I did?
I DID!
Yeah!!!
>ERP-tier walls of text describing a kissu
Thank you! I'm gonna do my best, be sure of that!
>>10949517
Lol no. He left for good a while ago. Okabe confirmed that.
>>10949531
And he still gets shitposted on the daily. Some people need to learn to let go.
>>10949546
>let go
>HG
Pick one.
>>10949501
In short, you have no arguments.
Don't talk shit if you don't know the person. I can safely say Seth is a good nig'.
>>10949503
>Maintains the shaking.
Strong arm you got. I'll be seeing you soon in the arena, until we meet again, Fyxe.
>Gets on his boat and sails off.
>>10949556
>In short, you have no arguments.
What more do you want than "in almost every post he makes"? You're free to suck his cock, but he was a cunt and I'm not missing him.
How desperate are you for another game?
>>10949529
oh and uhh I bought your ass back from kamina this morning. So shape up or you're getting tossed out on your ass again.
IF SOMEONE HOSTS RIGHT NOW I WILL LET THEM CUM INSIDE OF ME
PLEASE HOST!
>>10949523
>Thinking guys like Kamina and Seth are the problems
>When people like you exist
Nice meme cuck
>>10949578
3 desperates
>>10949546
I miss his Gundam desu.
/trash/ was a mistake
If your name has more than 1000 mentions on desuarchive, you're relevant.
>>10949546
HG can't let go. They're the type of guy to bring up something that happened 10 years ago as a reason to hate you.
>>10949601
no im not, and i have about 6000
>>10949601
I've got 2000 and I'm very much not relevant.
>>10949582
pls no, but I can host anyway
>>10949587
Three whole desperates? Fucking hell that's bad.
You.
Me.
24.
Let's go.
>>10949578
VERY desperate
>>10949601
Hell no. Got well over 8k and I don't consider myself relevant.
>>10949613
Muscular
>>10949613
Avenger
>>10949613
Reigen Arataka
>>10949613
Inkling
>>10949601
>2459 results
>>10949613
Elias Ainsworth
>>10949613
Sauron
>>10949613
Tsuyu
>>10949613
Liar Lenny
>>10949613
BURD
>>10949613
Eggman-kun
>>10949601
Over 10k
>>10949613
Vibri
>>10949613
Popeye
>>10949601
>Over 3000
Aces
>>10949613
President Donald J. Trump
>>10949613
Crocodick
>>10949613
Hunter
>>10949613
FYXE
>>10949613
Kumagawa
>>10949613
Deaddy Eddy
You should ava Buster sometime
>>10949613
Jon Malkovich
>>10949613
brb gonna fap
>>10949659
>he doesn't know about thruster bunny
>>10949579
You did? B-But fuck no!! he was paying my bills and all! You can't do that
>A collar magically appears around her neck.
...F-Fuck you...
>>10949613
Pingu
>>10949613
Iida Tenya
>>10949664
My OC Bart Samson, forgot the name
Aphex Twin
>>10949613
DIO
>>10949613
Twiss
>>10949602
Doesn't seem healthy to me. But then again, we're on 4chan. We aren't the most healthy, well-rounded people.
>>10949585
>no idea who I am
>meme
>cuck
Have a (you)
>>10949613
Kyouko Sakura
>>10949613
Apple Boy
Can you please bump it up?
>>10949613
Bell Cranel
>>10949613
The Fabulous Ween Brothers
>Believing you have the mental capacity and objectivity necessary to judge someone fairly based on the posts they make under their online personas on a chinese imageboard
lol
>>10949483
I-I figured that...is this locked?
>Iida turns the phone on as he speaks, looking down anxiously at it.
>>10949494
W-Wah!
Hello there again, Onii-san...I'm glad you're alright. I've been doing fine.
>Iida groans as he's squeezed
Losing my quirk though...would...ugh...hinder that though. Why would I need to be relinquished of my quirk just to see women?
>>10949613
thicc rabbit
>>10949613
Lana's mother
>>10949729
I want to FUCK that Rabbit
Check
Swap
Shitpost
Do whatever your heart desires because only you are the master of your own destiny.
>>10949601
I haven't checked, but no way in hell it breaks 100
>>10949755
Kumagawa's image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtbqoZ66vPA
>>10949755
I'm not ready.
>>10949755
Let's do this, Fyxe.
>>10949755
Oh shit, the furry virus is spreading.
>>10949714
>The flip phone's background is a picture of a starry sky.
It shouldn't be...
>Aizawa's phone suddenly erupts with notifications; a plentiful amount of missed calls and texts.
>>10949755
>refuses to RP during the game because I'm a low effort asshole
You said whatever I want, host.
>>10949763
Moist
>>10949755
I accept this challenge.
>>10949755
『I can't help but think something is very wrong here』
『Just my imagination?』
>>10949761
You should keep your spot but thanks a bunch man
>>10949755
can you have >>10949729 or bump it to 36 or something
>>10949763
>>10949755
You betcha Popeye! Let's kick some ass!
Oh and it looks like there's another me on the game. Don't mind, more points for me.
I sure wish ____ was here
>>10949773
Wet
>>10949800
Batman.
>>10949800
VINO.
Well, I know he's here. Just well hidden
>>10949729
I laughed.
Why did I laugh?
>>10949800
My smile and happiness
>>10949800
Seth
>>10949601
what if i have over 6000 and most of them are entries
>>10949823
because an obese cartoon rabbit is instantly funny
>>10949831
Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Reigen
>>10949839
>unironically being wrong
>>10949838
I guess it is.
Unless it's sexualized.
How to make a racing character work in here?
I don't watch spy movies or anything, so I have no idea how they start. Suffice to say that they're probably more exciting than this. Or the other away around, I'm not sure
>>10949785
Yup, just a mirage. It could also be the LSD the man is pumping in the air to keep everyone docile, but probably just a mirage
>>10949847
>enter thread
>drift on 'em
>leave
>>10949831
you're literally who cancer who seriously needs to get a life
>>10949769
>Iida immediately finds his twenty or so calls and deletes them from her history.
A-Ah, I just wanted to enter my new number. Thank you.
>He hands the phone back over.
>>10949843
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh Beerus? Nigg htf am I supposed to know
>>10949858
Yall better listen to that fucking bird
>>10949863
but HG is my life
>>10949858
Usually with some bad guy doing bad things.
>>10949858
What's black and white and red all over? That guy.
>>10949858
See Fyxe, you're already doing good, you don't need a lot of points from me.
>>10949869
>unironically being right
>>10949882
>leaving a lot of blood
>being a secret agent
You suck at your job.
>>10949866
>Aizawa takes the phone back and places it into her pocket with a smile on her face.
Ah. Thank you, Tenya. It would have been unfortunate if I was unable to contact you.
Now then, I have to get going. I still have to sort out my new living arrangements. I'll call you when everything is organized.
>>10949888
>kissu
I JUST WANT TO RP
That thing is actually pretty horrifying, so I can't blame any of you
When Mordor sends it's people, they aren't sending their best.
>>10949858
>>10949885
Okay... Maaaaybe I got a little better at these games, but a deal's a deal.
>hands you a spinach can
Here. You'll probably need it if you've got to watch over that guy. Looks like the fragile kind
>>10949905
A-anon i'm not for kissus
>>10949691
Don't need to know who you are to know you're a tumor with a serious jealousy problem desu
>>10949899
The phrase 'hiding in plain sight' is on the cover on the secret agent handbook, available at [REDACTED]
>>10949910
You and me, Reigen.
>>10949902
>Iida Tenya bows.
I will wait for your call then. Good to see you again, significant other of mine.
>>10949935
that's not how that...
ah nevermind
>>10949906
>holds your hand
>does the rps with you
>betrays
>>10949911
Thanks, toots.
>squeezes the can so hard the spinach pops right out into his mouth.
Now it's time to get serious about this!
>>10949944
>implying you have the ability to betray
>betrays harder
>city
>>10949914
>k i s s u
You're good company and that's what I like about you
>tfw woah is a dead meme now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs5wXYbTgzE
>>10949906
you can if I get dubs
Oh shit nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91rPIq2mN4
>>10949956
You idiot.
You should know, of all people, that
MEMES NEVER DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjX70rRtM-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjX70rRtM-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjX70rRtM-g
>>10949960
Fucking arena.
>>10949960
jesus dude, that is one vintage meme
>>10949955
T-thanks anon
>>10949950
you set me up
>>10949956
>collecting peaches
Oh. I thought they were apples.
>>10949960
>101 reasons why you should kill the furry first chance you get,
We hit post limit, make a new thread
>>10949963
Except when they go into the hands of the normies
The only way to stop it from dying is to take it back from the normies, like we did to pepe.
That's actually a really bad way to make martinis. Enjoy your shitty mixed drink
>>10949966
Aged like fine milk
Wait...
>>10949960
>>10949983
Hate the game... Not the player...
Or maybe it's the other way around I don't know.
>>10949986
>>10949984
Gotchu covered sempais :
>>10949992
>>10949992
>>10949992
>>10949978
>I thought they were apples
How
>>10950014
B-because they look like apples?
>>10949976
This is a cute cry