Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
sneks make good snuggle buddies
You all want me to die.
Gonna have to call it quits for now. I'd post more, but I'm having connections problems, and everything is crazy slow.
Farewell!
>>10943702
It's your fault for choosing to say that at the end of the thread.
>>10943711
Good night Urshula.
>>10943659
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/large-snake-kill-swallow-girl/
>>10943711
Don't jack off too much before bed ursh.
>>10943723
You're right.
Respond to THIS post or I kill myself and this time I mean it.
>>10943747
>>10943747
>>10943747
>>10943958
>>10943976
>>10944107
Sorry, no one is here to post pictures at you today.
>>10944107
monsta
monsta
mon mon mon mon monsta
>>10944301
I'm still waiting on getting my premium box set.
>>10944337
>she'll do us if we get wet?!
>>10944157
thats no good
>>10944214
>>10944366
>>10944415
>>10944474
>>10944528
>>10944418
>>10944591
You guys have fun, I'm going to be cya.
Goodnight.
>>10944662
toodles
>>10944662
Night bun.
>>10944639
>>10944750
>be me
>waste time making /b/read finder get the time value from every thread
>forget you can tell which thread is newer by the post number
>>10944832
why do brains do this
>>10944810
>>10944847
dunno
btw just started moving to python 3 just to be able to use discord API
>>10944980
>>10945013
>>10945072
buying super math pots 50 quid each
weed
>>10945332
>>10945332
acid
>>10945388
this was supposed to be my next post :3
well, DMT
>take 646 micrograms
>pic related everywhere
>>10945412
the faster it enters your system the more seperate you feel from it
>>10945408
you!
sign here: _______
>>10945446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0
meanwhile on discord
>>10945460
very
>>10945477
noice
>>10945446
This is for the weed right?
>>10945512
nope
it's solid media and can only be consumed through observations. it has infinite uses
>>10945530
Oh.... ok
>>10945540
right. facts arent interesting
it's full of splendor and the fun shall last forever
>>10945580
>>10945633
rk
>>10945723
>>10945843
az
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look
at the motherfucking boat
heading to bed, night.
>>10945843
>>10945878
>>10945856
>>10945872
*closes yes*
>>10945878
ciao
>>10945856
Or, to a lesser extent, Battlezone II.
Morning Krystal!
>>10946034
what the blin are you talking about
>>10946040
I have absolutely no idea!
>>10946227
whatcha doin?
>>10946236
Hitting up random shit on Quora, listening to random cultures' folk songs, saving more like pic rel from 4chinz and SankakuComplex. Want to fall asleep but feel like I could make more use out of the night.
Somehow decided that the best way to do that was to float around on the intertubes.
skitty brand tacos
the breakfast of chan peons.
>>10946680
Read a book.
Read a book
>>10946880
no.
>>10946974
hey
>>10947008
Yay Smokey!!
how's it going?
>>10947025
i'm alright, just getting ready for work. how are you?
>>10947054
I'm doing good, got home a while back, chillin for a while, called my ISP yet again and they're really being annoying cunts, tell them it's been 48 hours and they said that's just an expression and that maximum tomorrow I'll receive a call regarding my upgrade, if I don't get a call tomorrow I'm gonna have to use twitter to get in contact with the general manager of that ISP to raise the issue, as I see some people have done that repeatedly until he intervened and they got their upgrade
>>10946680
>>10947155
>>10947195
hi
>>10947215
How's it going Skitty?
>>10947239
Just woke up and figured I'd plan the sacrificed for august 21st. You?
sacrifices*
woops silly me
>>10947252
>>10947239
Mornin Cancan!
>>10947054
SIEG HEIL!
>>10947245
Oh yes, heard US is getting a total solar eclipse that day, I jelly, but you're not near the line of total eclipse, do you plan on going anywhere that day to see it?
>>10947272
Hiya Blewewewew!
how's u?
>>10947309
yeah, I know sux
not really
I'll probably use a welding mask to see it for a bit like I've done before desu
>>10947309
Im doin good, gettin me some breakfast. Howabout you?
>>10947317
I think from your spot the sun will be eclipse about 60% at max, still interesting to see. Oh I see, as long as it darkens stuff enough I suppose one could use a welding mask
>>10947337
Just chillin a bit in my room, might head out with some friends soon. Do you live anywhere near the path of the upcoming solar eclipse?
>>10947368
sounds cool! I'm definitely in the path of the eclipse so that'll be fun to see!
>>10947379
noice! but how far would you have to go to see it as a total eclipse?
>>10947379
oh shit it's the best pony
>>10947404
probably a hundred or two hundred miles north I'd say. Are you going to be able to see any of it?
>>10947461
ohhai!
>>10947470
better quality
>>10947501
would you say its a certain percentage better?
>>10947507
68.75 percent cooler
>>10947464
Living on the other side of the world doesn't help much lol
but it sounds you can take a trip somewhere to see this rare event, I would if I were in a similar situation
anyways, gotta go now, laters!
>>10947524
wekll that was unexpected
>>10947533
hmmm maybe I will. Well, you have a great day Canon, good talkin to ya
>>10947541
it's true though
>>10947507
did you make that drawing because i think i personally know who drew that.
>>10947559
well, youre the mathmagician not me.
>>10947603
i think its some dudebro on tumblr, theres a lot of drawings of petdash freom the same artist
>>10947272
hello
>>10948071
how goes it?
>>10948094
well enough. i'm just wasting time until i have to go in to work. how are you?
yay just 2.5 more days
>>10948114
sounds productive haha. im doin good, just waiting for this rain to stop, been raining for like 4 days straight
Never eat supreme pizza that's been oven-cooked, refridgerated overnight, and microwaved
>>10948160
until the gravy is given?
>>10948352
nah
>>10948380
hmm
what else could be so exciting?
>>10948420
oh cool
yeah that is what i thought
so i was right the first time
>>10948344
Should have put some water in the microwave with it.
>>10948512
That sounds like it'd get even soggier than it was
Gross
>>10948534
I figured since it was over cooked it meant it was too dry.
>>10948435
oh
yeah
gravy
>>10948550
Something in the pizza also got rock hard, not sure what, it was a supreme pizza so there's a lot of candidates
I stopped enduring eating it after I encountered that
>>10948558
yeah . will be fun, am jealous. is it easy to buy weed there?
>>10948575
So what's the plan for today?
>>10948581
yeah
just ordered 20 grams, should be here on monday or earlier
>>10948602
Breathing
Eating when hungry
Drinking when thirsty
Sleeping when sleepy
>>10948649
So you're not going to use the computer or go to the bathroom?
>>10948639
oh nice
will it be enough or will you have to order more?
do you have anything planned yet or are you just chilling and playing it by ear?
>>10948662
2 can play at the sass game, eh?
For real though. I don't have any plans
>>10948674
enough when we redo the order every week
>>10948712
yeah that will work, good weekly amount
will be dank
i asked before but i forgot. how long is this visit? a few weeks or something?
>>10948730
3 months
>>10948686
>>10948817
lol
so dope
>>10948839
>>10948849
>>10948990
https://youtu.be/PCWfkl0aQU8
>>10949122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AloNtiGpAZ0&feature=youtu.be
back
GO AWAY
https://youtu.be/-oLUhCVTXxM?t=3s
>>10949571
Fey pls
how's u?
>>10949591
Is watching my Swedish lover Gustav ward off the Chinese menace. Pray for his victory.
>>10949708
this sounds very important i will call my friends in the vatican
yay for earlier food break
>dancing around in mid lane while they finish up roshan
Choke.
>>10951410
Is there any hope of recovery doc?
>>10951763
It's terminal.
>>10951763
Tell me about your condition.
>>10951916
Well. My nipples are swollen, I keep having these strange cravings, and my left pinkie is completely numb.
>>10951966
Try rubbing banana peels on yourself.
>>10951986
this isnt doing anything
>>10952014
It's cancer then.
>>10952027
Noo! Im too handsome for cancer!
>>10952054
Are you a woman by any chance, Aku?
>>10952198
>>10952249
Oh my, this is much worse than I had thought, then.
>>10952303
It couldn't be ass pregnancy could it?
>>10952545
No, sadly. Chances are it's a stomach parasite engorging his nipples and consuming his nutrients. His cravings are his body telling him to get more to substitute what was stolen from him.
I give it 4 weeks before it starts making him faint in fatigue.
c'mon people these attractive fillies aren't gonna fuck themselves
my mistake
Contacted a 4chan moderator on IRC and told him about my connection problems. He said he'd report it to the 4chan devs. I'll check back in a week or so.
/b/read is slow as Joe.
>>10954451
then post faster
>>10954133
>>10954140
Hope it's all fixed soon Urshula!
I've had connection problems from time to time, but strangely it had something to do with my IP, so switched it fixes it usually. However I haven't had any of those errors recently
>>10954491
But I'm always sleepy!
>>10954663
increase your intake of vitamin b12.
>>10954140
See you soon Urshula; good luck.
>>10954679
Where do I find b12?
*touches (you)*
>>10954774
it's the active ingredient in most of those energy shots. they perk you up because the average person has a b12 deficiency.
you can also take injections of it. my DJ rommate from college would always shoot up with the stuff before we went clubbing.
i never tried it like that though. i was already on a lot of adderall.
>>10954816
Shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots! Must be in the roots.
One day, you will know the tragic extent of my failings.
>>10954940
no spoilers!
>>10954940
Bored, bored, bored, bored...
But what about Tiger's phone in 2009?
>>10955378
What about it?
>>10955318
Maybe you could exercise.
>>10955378
Rhetorical questions are so over.
>>10954940
What makes you say that I will know the tragic extent of your failings.
>>10955420
I don't know, apparently things would be different if a passcode was set.
>>10955445
Where did you hear that?
>>10955453
Here.
>>10955462
Where is here?
>>10955470
This place.
>>10955488
What does "this" refer to?
>>10955512
The one we are in.
>>10955530
I think I know now.
>>10955542
Good. But what did they mean?
>>10955559
They meant "Yes".
>>10955571
Yes, but what did THEY mean.
>>10955579
Why are you called fey?
>>10955616
Shortened the name Feyd Rautha from Dune. I really didn't intend to use the name very long, mostly for being a degenerate.
>>10955704
What's your opinion on black people and niggers?
lmao
>>10954492
>>10954680
Thanks! I'm not completely gone... I can bypass the problem... it's just that doing so slows everything down to a crawl.
I got commissioned to build 4 chairs for the chilis down the road
>>10956329
that's good to hear.
i just refinished some tables of mine that i've had for years. they turned out alright.
>>10956718
what'd you do? just stain and polish them or did you put completely new wood on them?
>>10956837
this is my coffee table. i originally took it from a friend's apartment when he accidentally left his furniture in there during the mandatory clean up period during the summer and it was going to be thrown away. i also found $200 worth of college textbooks but that's another story.
so the surface was pretty much ruined and also a leg had broken off. i sanded the top and the legs, and put in new screws for the broken leg.
i'll post the stained pic next.
>>10956986
That looks exactly like the coffee table my parents had when I was a child. I remember running into once and banging my head against it on accident.
this is the table with some varnish to match the existing stain, and also a whole lot of polyurethane. i mixed the stain and poly together for the first coat, then did a coat of pure poly.
turned out alright i think.
>>10957055
>>10957066
I want statehood for Guam and Puerto Rico. The empire must be built proper.
>>10956986
>>10957042
damn thats a really nice fix
Good job man
>>10957077
hey
RUINED
>>10957079
Puerto rico reallllly needs to become a state they are getting fucked income wise
>>10957112
hi
>>10957026
i always thought it was pretty classy to be in a college kid's apartment. we left drinks and stuff on it all the time which left tons of rings. this is the nicest it's ever looked.
>>10957082
thanks. it was pretty simple to do. i kind of cheaped out by not sanding off all the old finish, but in the end it matched up perfectly.
this is another table i took from my friend's place. apparently it was used by his dad when he was in college. i had it painted black for many years. this is the almost done pic of me scaling the shitty old paint off.
>>10957142
disregard sleep
acquire pone
>>10957152
forgot pic
>>10957162
Cat got your tongue?
>>10957152
regardless its not a bad fix up
>>10957206
i wish lmao
what's up
why does the first place for this prize only get a bronze medal? that seems wrong.
>1st place - a bronze medal and $4000
so this chatbot won this year?
i sanded all the crappy old paint off the formica, intending to leave it like that, but there was that one little discolored place in the top left area where i guess i sanded too much, so i went and got some plastic bonding paint.
here it is with its new finish. i still need to paint the bottom part of it. i'm waiting a few days for that top coat to cure.
oh wait nvm
>The contest consists of 4 rounds where in each round, the 4 judges will each interact with two entities using a computer terminal. One of these entities will be a human ‘confederate’ and the other an AI system. After 25 minutes of questioning the judge must decide which entity is the human and which is the AI. If a system can fool half the judges that it is human under these conditions, a Silver Medal and $25,000 will be awarded to the creator of that AI system. In the event that this doesn't happen, prizes will be awarded to the creators of the AI system as follows in accordance with judges’ ranked scores:
so how do you get gold?
>>10957370
spooped
>>10957458
but you will be fine sort of
how will you make these chairs?
>>10957458
>>10957256
yeah, the one I'm using. I didn't use it much until I proxied it with my bot, it's pretty dope I like it.
I'm not up to much, just messing with code to fix bugs and stuff.. I kinda like the results of all the crap I did
I don't know about that
>>10957620
I like it a lot too. I was going to ask it on a date but it sensed treachery and disappeared.
So you have been productive today?
also so i can close this tab
it is right there on the website
why don't you try making one? it can't be that hard to fool half of the judges. and it's a sweet 25k
can you imagine losing to a chatbot in a human test? ouch
>>10928489
um maybe because it is far easier to deal with incursions when the lights are on
have you tried to fumble for the lights and find your gun in the perfect dark? it is a troubling ordeal
no, i would rather rip off a sleep mask, which happens to be quite comfortable, and find both easily
>also having something pressing against your face while you try and sleep is twice as annoying, I know. I've tried it once and I wouldn't recommend.
explain yourself
https://efukt.com/20590_Suicide_By_Dildo.html
>>10957620
pretend the also sentence was after the ai test stuff
My opinion on blacks and niggers is so trite I forgot what I was doing.
>>10957711
lol, well depends on how you see it I guess
pshh, I'm not autistic
wtf, that looks painful.. was that actually a suicide?
anyway i used to keep my shotgun laying on some deer antlers on my wall which was right above my bed, I could just grab it right away desu
>>10957835
oh. I'm not sure then.
whatever dude you are going to need stuff like that on your resume if you are going to head up the ai division at microsoft.
yeah rip. that's all well and good but it is still dark which makes it difficult to aim.
>>10957930
So what're you up to? and why is everyone so dead?
>>10958744
Sorry I've been reading a book, why what do you want to talk about skitty?
>>10958744
i am not currently gruntled
so i might dive into the battlegrounds to test my mettle if only for a a bit
also trucky sort of sounds like my best friend on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY_gCAO4uz4
>>10958774
What book are you reading?
>>10958744
#triggered
https://www.perspectiveapi.com/#experiments
>>10958806
The Heart of Matter (Odyssey One book 2)
>>10958744
plebg
now
..........
>>10959294
>get a loan for partial payment of my car
>making payments for 2 months
>suddenly start getting credit card offers up the ass
>everyone is resting up to party hard tomorrow
>probably
>>10959635
we're all waiting in rapt attention for you to finish your car loan story.
>>10959659
The end was me getting tons of credit offers, which go in the trash.
>>10959688
not smart, assholes will comb through that trash and fill the applications out for you. it's best to shred them first, then maybe burn them and bury the ashes under a mossy log the next full moon.
at least that's what i do.
>>10959724
I live in a very white area so I don't feel like I have much to worry about but I guess I won't know till it's too late huh.
>>10959765
your trash doesn't go to a white area.
they dump the rucks and sift through everything. and your area would definitely be targeted over a nigger area. because since when do those fuckers have any money.
with ample precaution you can prevent a too late scenario.
>>10959809
My trash actually does go to a white area.
>>10959868
you can't ever be sure, because the trucks can stop and be searched, then reloaded and dumped at the proper place.
Interrogator's state is a white area.
>>10959907
What's the dating scene like in your area smokey?
it might shock you guys to learn that white people are also capable of committing crimes.
a white guy stole one of my cars once. i found it abandoned by the strip club.
>>10959938
Yes it's shocking enough that when it happens here it makes the news.
>>10959919
Oh that's why, you're not signed into steam.
>>10959934
there's a lot of niggers here. so if you're into that, it helps. i'm not though. niggers all have herpes.
there are some beautiful women in atl but you have to disregard wide swaths of town for having anyone even remotely fuckable. because, niggers.
>>10960026
Tell me more stories about the nigga jiggers.
>>10958883
Is it good? Can you give me a quick rundown?
>>10959418
I stopped signing into steam because Comcast now has a data cap and steam updates everything whether you like it or not nonstop. Honestly now after seeing how much data it uses I would keep rather have steam off regardless of a data cap, what the fuck is wrong with Valve?
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Comcast.
>>10960103
an all black walmart is something to experience. the places are always filthy, with a single register of the 50 lanes open. all the carts are in the parking lot, and the little chime the cart area makes to alert the associate to go get the carts will just beep and beep. find your way to the pharmacy and take a look at the blood pressure machine to see if anyone has crapped on it.
at one point i made friends with a black coworker from the photo lab i used to work at. she had a thing for me and made it clear she would do me even though she was married. all niggers cheat.
her nickname, ironically, was pinkie. i became close friends with her family and was invited to a number of their ghetto hood parties, where i would show up in my cutlass and smoke blunts all night. good times, but a little frightening as i was certainly the only white person around for miles.
My Comcast bill was 133 dollars last month. It took many days to figure out how they managed to get it that high, and it involved being directly lied to. They have also sent me many cable boxes I did not ask for and got charged for, one of which got returned back to me. Now they are telling me I cannot get them to stop charging me for it unless I drop it off at a comcast store 30 miles away and I don't have a car I live in a city. I realized they are nothing more than a glorified mafia.
>>10960107
I like it, I believe it's considered military sci-fi. Currently on the second book.
Basically Earth after the "Block Wars" (world war whatever) has finally developed interstellar space travel. They make a ship with the latest in both offence and defense capabilities. So the NIC Odyssey sets off into the unknown and almost immediately find themselves in a war zone. A war between giants swinging clubs at each other. The Odyssey is only able to hold it's own only because they developed up a different tech tree.
>>10960232
Do you have any other options?
>>10960385
Not at my building. Some of the brand new buildings here have fiber with a small local ISP but the rent is way more so have to wait. Though with Comcast doing this it's not quite as big a monthly pay gap I GUESS.
>>10960412
What's your base payment and your cap?
>>10960443
My base payment? Supposedly it's like 70 dollars but I never see that LMAO. There is always something. They are some real gangsters. 1 TB data cap.
20 dollars for every 50 GB over UP TO 200 DOLLARS
I wish I could pay my utilities bill online.
hey
>>10960205
holy hell haha. how are you still alive? I'm surprise you don't constantly end up with food poisoning from your grocery store.
That almost sounds like my Walmart but instead we get self check outs everywhere.
How did she get the nick name pinkie?
Did she always dye her hair pink or something?
You still keep in contact with the her senpai?
Whatever happen? I would expect her husband to give you few glares at te parties.
>>10960472
How do you manage to go over a TB data cap?
I WOULD SUCK MY BILL'S DICK IF IT WOULD JUST NOT BE 60 DOLLARS OVER MY SUPPOSED BASE PAYMENT ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
>>10960491
I can
>>10960508
IT'S SURPRISINGLY FUCKING EASY, WATCH A STREAM. ALSO I AM 90% SURE THEY ARE COUNTING TORRENTING AS 10X THE DATA USAGE.
What does the community think of this site?
https://www.perspectiveapi.com/
>>10960520
Does seeding count against your data cap?
>no data cap
>decent speed
>fiber
>>10960576
It probably does so I just fucking stopped as soon as the download finished. 200 gb of data in one day from like 10 gb of anime. Seems legit. I will make up for my lack of seeding though.
>>10960594
I have no cap anymore either, but I'm not on fibre, but my speeds decent enough for straya
>darwin will never let me know what he was up to while offline
Send him nudes.
>>10960505
she was called pinkie because she very light skinned and thus was considered 'white' by other blacks.
we still talk sometimes. they closed that photo lab though.
her husband was a bro, i used to buy weed from him. nobody ever bothered me at the parties, though i must have stuck out.
at one point, the cops showed up. it was pinkie's birthday and her party was in full swing. i could see she was having trouble conversing with the officers, and they were about to disperse the everyone. i stepped into action and approached them. the look on their faces as the whitest whiteboy stepped out of a crowd of angry niggers was priceless. i must have looked like an angel.
"what seems to be the trouble, officers?" i asked, using my special ability to sound sober even when i'm extremely drunk. they told me a neighbor had complained. i apologized for the noise and said we would keep it down. cops thanked me and left.
afterward, the guy i had been smoking a blunt with before i went to talk to the cops looked at me with a totally stunned expression.
"what was that voice you were using on them?" he asked.
"i was speaking white to them," i replied. then we rolled another blunt and the party continued.
BAKE BREAD YOU KEKS
so gay