HG Thread for host.
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cock
>>10937533
Sombra
>>10937533
Willow
>>10937533
Scyther
>>10937533
EDDY'S FUCKING PISSED
>>10937533
Ringo
>>10937533
Elias Ainsworth
>>10937533
Aron
>>10937533
U-511
>>10937533
Zer0
>Hosting after, by the way.
>>10937533
Berkut
>>10937533
President Donald J. Trump
>>10937533
Popeye
>>10937533
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>10937533
Miku
>>10937533
Night Dog
>>10937533
Fresh sans
>>10937533
Recoome
>>10937533
Shoebill
>>10937533
Sheriff Spooky
>>10937533
Jerry Lynn
>>10937533
Muscular
>>10937533
Orencio
>>10937533
Gascoigne
>>10937533
Popful Mail
>>10937533
Skeet-San
>>10937533
Rika
>>10937533
Baiken
>>10937533
Uzu Sanageyama
Flaming Moe
>>10937565
What game?
>>10937533
CRESH
>>10937533
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>10937533
Jiro Hitoyoshi
>>10937533
GARFIELD
>>10937533
Mouse Princess
Mt. Lady
>>10937533
Starfire
>>10937533
A sleeping goddess
>>10937617
>the wind whistles around you, almost sounding like it's saying the word "cuck"
>>10937625
Unf......
>>10937533
Late Crash
>>10937647
>>10937609
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>10937647
>>10937609
Don't worry nigga, he's in.
>>10937533
afKharjo
>>10937609
>>10937655
>>10937657
WOAH!
>>10937604
>Gauntlet, I haven't hosted enough of those as I should.
Shirai Kuroko
>>10937533
Kunoichi
Bullfrog Guy
>Turn on the radio
>Hellyeah
How about hell no
>>10937533
Dubious Suz
Check for mistakes.
>>10937584
>>10937687
>>10937729
Hey host, let this kid take my spot.
>>10937729
>>10937676
Dank. Might not be able to make it though senpai.
>>10937533
Araragi Karen
>>10937729
Hope I have better luck this time...
>>10937748
>so busy fucking Adachi he missed it
>>10937721
More like, late as fuck Suz, heh heh...heh...
Please let me grab you by the ponytail
while you suck me off.
>>10937580
>>10937721
>>10937729
swop
>>10937729
>nods his head
>>10937748
pfft
>captcha trans drick
>>10937729
>Skeet is in the roster.
Looks like we will have to be using the register soon.
>>10937729
Sheet checks out. Only mistake I see is all these corpses walking around with all of their loot still intact.
>>10937729
It begins
>>10937729
>>10937571
>>10937762
Oh no you don't.
>>10937742
Thank you very much, Kuroko is thankful.
>>10937778
>>10937784
Oh.....
>>10937778
Off we go again!
>>10937778
That's not a big deal. Now, I can install even more gear up there.
Besides, I think I'm already making it work.
>>10937721
>Now THAT'S a good joke.
>Both what you said, and HELLYEAH's existence.
>>10937729
Last time was horrid.
Let me not have a repeat
of being first dead.
>>10937778
Still counts!
>Mail fashions herself a stylish orange and striped hat from the scraps of remaining skin and tells everybody it was a dire tiger.
Huge, I tell ya.
>>10937533
Vinny
>>10937778
Saiiii!
>Without remorse, the bug-type swings forward and thrusts his bladed arm into the side of Suz's head, crumpling her...Free dinner later tonight, he thinks.
where is aikawa
>>10937778
You there, assassin. You just destroyed property of the Rigelian army. If you do not pay up to replace it, I will have to shed your miserable cur blood!
>Berkut shouts, threatening Zer0 from atop his steed
>>10937778
They were right here a moment ago... Who would sell their soul to steal snacks from me?
>>10937810
Fucking Ochako in DMs
>>10937748
>>10937778
Doesn't matter, Karen still wins.
>>10937778
With how rarely mines are effective here, this is notable.
>>10937812
>only kissing grils
Boring
>>10937810
Terraria
>How to get easy (You)'s
>Post Karen
>>10937827
>>only kissing best grils
ftfy
>>10937812
Could you not do that, like, ever again?
>>10937822
Nice ambush, princesa. Too bad you're not strong enough to beat me.
>>10937822
Kind of an unfair fight, this guy looks dead already.
>>10937822
A retreat is in order, no blood shall be spilt here.
>>10937812
I'm confiscating this kissu under authority of Judgement.
>>10937822
Huh. So this is where Hillary's glass ceiling went.
>>10937822
>He happily eats the food that the living skeleton guy feeds to him. He nudges him with his head as a way of saying this thanks.
>>10937812
Think you got one wrong dude.
>>10937811
>Zer0 stops using their property as target practice and stands up straight, back facing Berkut. He silently holsters his pistol right before he speaks.
My apologies,
but I will not do either.
>He turns his head just enough so the house-mounted soldier can see just what his helmet is projecting out: "D13".
Catch me if you can.
>Activating Decepti0n, the assassin suddenly turns invisible, sending out a decoy clone of himself instantaneously.
>>10937822
You're fast, I'll give you that! Too bad that pretty head is worth a LOT more if it's separated from the rest of you. See you soon.
>Backs off for now to lick her wounds and sulk at the botched ambush.
>>10937822
Somehow I expected all of these deaths.
>>10937874
>>10937874
If you're having a hard time keeping track of me during the day. You best hope I don't find you during the night.
>>10937812
Thank you very much for the kind gesture.
>>10937874
Skeet can't be beat
>>10937822
>Zer0's fucking dead again.
Farther than last time,
but still so embarrassing.
Damn I hate landmines.
>>10937874
Well if it's not centered around me then it isn't real.
>>10937874
Is it just me, or are many of these deaths because of the victim failing? I guess it makes sense that they'd fall first.
>>10937729
Kharjo will watch from outside then. At least the rafters are warm.
>>10937860
What's wrong with Suz?
>>10937874
Onee-sama is love, onee-sama is life. It is all I know.
>>10937874
Hey, hands off the merchandise!
>Mail gets riddled with bullets for the second time in as many hours. Bounty hunting is not an easy life by any stretch of the imagination.
>>10937895
You'll pay for that one soon, kid. REAL SOON.
>>10937762
Hey thanks. You have pretty eyes.
>>10937758
Cut or uncut?
>>10937778
Just ONE TIME could I not die immediately?!
>>10937799
I honestly thought people had grown out of that kind of generic 'melody coupled with cut yourself lyrics' music
>>10937812
Hey man.
You're alright
>>10937910
I...I think I just made America's most wanted list....which makes me super popular there!
>>10937910
>Is on the ground to avoid the fire
I've survived for now, but death is for tomorrow!
>>10937931
>cut or uncut
Uh.....
Which do you prefer?
>>10937910
After watching Overwatch agents operate for so many years, you start catching on to a few tricks.
>>10937910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4PfacP9we0
>>10937910
Looks like people are going after stronger tributes now.
>>10937950
Nice try, but I asked you first amigo.
>>10937931
>Modern hard rock is far and away not dead if fuckers like Theory of a Deadman are still touring somehow. Dimebag's rolling over in his grave with what Vinnie's doing with this shit.
>>10937961
Thanks a bunch Emi.
If my filler wins I'm picking them up as an ava
>>10937961
>Eddy is popular for his cuddle potential
>>10937961
Delete this slide!
>>10937931
(Your guts didn't even taste good at all, but at least be glad you were my first kill.)
>>10937961
This looks like a good place to set up a few traps and alarms.
Better start figuring out how to lure anyone here tomorrow night.
>>10937979
Tack? Sans? Skeet?
>>10937961
Jolly cooperation.
>>10937931
Uncut.
>>10937812
Get out, get out!!
>The kunoichi starts throwing kunai at you.
>>10937979
You should. An Uzu would be nice.
>>10937965
Alright, fine.
Uncut.
I'm not a fucking jew who mutilates their dick for so called 'hygenic' reasons.
Have you seen what a cut dick looks like? Like the head is about to fall off.
Uncut is literally superior in every way, as long as you wash it daily like I do.
SO THERE!
>>10938007
Huh? We already had a training session what the hell more does he want.
>>10938007
That's okay. Now that we've figured out how to attract an idiot, let's work on how to finish up an idiot.
>>10938011
Hey, you got (one of) them right!
I was originally going to ava him, but I'm not sure why I decided against it
>>10937865
>Berkut's starts to charge into the decoy, and Berkut instinctively stabs the decoy through the chest
Weak...
>Berkut notices that the body hasn't been moving, and pulls his lance back and out of the decoy's body
Is this some kind of ruse? Coward, Show yourself!
>Sorry if this is kinda late, I had to do something that took longer than expected.
>>10938007
I sure got a funny way of showing appreciation, huh?
>>10938007
Some are competent leaders, some are not.
>>10938007
It seems I don't have much luck with landmines. I will have to use other methods more suited to my style.
>>10938038
Who you calling idiot??
>>10938032
>as long as you wash it daily like I do.
>Not realizing that suz wants your crusty smegma
>>10938044
Not even a guess but I would have no idea who else is yours. I'm satisfied with only solving half of this mystery.
>>10938052
>Their self
it's themselves, silly
>>10938052
Stupid stalker, always out to kill their idols...
>>10938052
OOOOOGH!
My entire team! My victory...
>Wiped out
>>10938047
>Suddenly, there's a voice no more than a foot behind Berkut's head, him being on his horse notwithstanding.
Right here.
>>10938078
>Runs over to the dead girl
>Massages her back to life
>>10938057
The idiot that just got killed.
>>10938078
>Tramples her corpse
Who's laughing now!?
>>10938091
Fight me.
>>10937987
Look JERK
Next time will be the same, but different.
>>10938008
You sure about that..........?
>>10937969
>Theory of a Deadman
>Still touring
I want to laugh but you probably aren't joking.
>>10938032
>Just shakes her damn head, senpai
I thought we had something special
>>10938073
Wouldn't that be plural though? I realize it's long winded to say the tribute died along with their squad but I think it's alright.
>>10938052
Broken glass is not fun to be hit with.
>>10938055
>looks up skirt
niccccce
>>10938119
I guess your death is as clear as glass! Ahguhguhguhguhguh!
>>10938101
I would but I don't fight dead children.
>>10938119
Oh, uh. Hola, guapo...I wasn't expecting you here...
>dies
>>10938106
>Honestly I just pulled a random band out of my ass, but after Googling, they are doing some state fair/festival shows in August with an apparent tour in October.
>Kill me.
>>10938058
>>10938106
N-NANI?
IS...is this true, Suz-senpai?
Is this why you don't want to accept my efforts?!
>>10938106
...(Your innards will taste delicious next time?)
>When Suz sees your awesome dick
>>10938119
Do not underestimate the killing power of throwing shit. Especially people. Especially when it's a DF reference.
>>10938160
The hunt continues, but no deaths.
>>10938079
>Once Berkut hears the voice, he makes his steed turn quickly to face the assassin
You are a miserable coward! Fight head on like a true warrior would, instead of hiding in the shadows like a scared child!
>>10938088
>>10938101
>Is trampled
>>10938187
>Pokes with a stick.
>>10938187
>Still rubbing her back
Don't worry, you're alive now!
>>10938145
Pff. Okay.
You know how I know that's a lie?
>>10938148
NO DAMMIT- NEXT TIME IM'A SHOOT YOU RIGHT IN THE MOUTH
>>10938052
>>10938078
You screw with the best, you get your face kicked in. Try and remember that next time, yeah?
>>10938160
This? This is why I tried to kill him.
>>10938172
Don't underestimate the fauna of a hellhole either, they have survived somehow.
>>10938181
>There's no one there behind him.
>After a few seconds of silence, the voice yet again speaks, the same distance behind him as it was before.
Try again.
>>10938204
W...what's a lie?
Me being uncut, or you liking the taste of smegma?
>>10938137
Sounds about right. If you'd told me that they were headlining somewhere actually bigtime I definitely would've done a double-take
>>10938158
>ywn play with anon's charging handle
>>10938228
No the other thing.
"I wash myself daily"
He's full of shit. Nobody has time to do that every day.
>>10938128
You have seen no such thing!
>>10938198
>>10938202
I'm alive! Stop poking and rubbing me before I die of stress like a hamster!
>>10938210
I think I'll need my head kicked in one more time, I don't think I've gotten the message.
I'LL BEAT YOU INTO THE DIRT, ROUND TWO!
>>10938172
Gabe The Glue Ma is doing very well in this competition, will he finally, FINALLY, be able to win something for once in his life?!
>>10938215
Uzu, Recoome, Gabe, Elias, and Popeye
You have all earned a free massage with the mysterious HG Masseur! Just bring the blue card given to you at the start of this event and please don't die on your way there.
>>10938215
We're close to the end. Who do you think will come out on top?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rHCb7z5lqMqiIpBtisncSOuhKqCtw50kjuqnnjw9Aac/viewform?edit_requested=true
>>10938242
...you don't shower every day?
>>10938245
You're a bit of a creeperzoid.
>>10938216
Jester, I have no time for your party tricks! Face me like how a man would or I'll go find a opponent worth my time.
>Berkut turns once more, expecting no one to be there.
>>10938243
Lemme ask ya one question.
How good are you with fighting tanks?
>>10938262
A creeperzoid with a reputation of massaging the eventual winner.
oh no the skeleton's dead what a shame
>>10938255
NOPE.
>>10938260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWP_lqd_8M0
>>10938255
Two strong men are all that are left, Who is it gonna be?
>>10938242
>nobody has time to wash daily
That's where you're wrong, kiddo!
But no, seriously, I'm a massive clean freak when it comes to my body. Especially my privates.
I don't see the problem of wasting only 5 minutes of your time to wash yourself daily. It's like brushing my teeth to me. You just get used to it.
You're a dirty girl, Suz.
>I like it
>>10938242
>no one has time to wash daily
What is taking a shower?
>>10938273
Whatever it is, once I manage to teleport a few bits and pieces into your machine, all that's left to do is put on the sunglasses and watch the following explosion.
>>10938299
The answer won't be had that easily!
>>10938242
>No one has time to shower daily
You don't?
>>10938261
No way. Long range recon patrols go out for months at a time. We're talking once a week if we're even able. Baby wipes only get you so far.
>>10938305
>>10938319
Okay look dude. I want you to think long and hard about how much you love running water
>>10938327
>>10938322
Now that's assuming that I'd give you the chance to do that, now isn't it?
>>10938335
>how much you love running water
What did he mean by this?
Did someone try to drown you or something, suz?
Is it trauma?
>>10938269
>Still no one there, as he expected. Suddenly, Berkut is grabbed in a headlock and forced to lean back. He's staring right at the assassin's helmet (currently beaming out: "K1LL"), as he was also on the horse the entire time.
Face you like a man?
I can agree to those terms.
Here's another trick.
>Then, a click, and the cold metallic end of a pistol barrel is pressed against the knight's temple.
>>10938327
A fine conclusion. Congrats.
>>10938335
It takes less than a minute to wash your dick.
>>10938327
More proof that Ginyu Saga best Saga
>>10938375
Thanks for playing.
>>10938363
Uhm... No.
There are places in the world where plumbing is non-existent.
>>10938381
Summary
>>10938381
Thanks for hosting.
>>10938375
Congratulations.
>>10938381
Thank you.
>Give me 10ish minutes to make hash browns or something and I'll get a Gauntlet set up.
>>10938375
Well blow me down.
Grats
Thanks
>>10938375
>generic anime boy filler wins
HG is dead.
>>10938385
Do you go in the designated shitting streets?
>>10938375
Congratso!
>>10938381
Another loss, time to go drown my sorrows with vidya. Thanks for hosting.
>>10938375
Thank and congrat
>>10938397
Can I pet you?
>>10938375
BOOOOOOO
>>10938401
>>10938385
poo in the loo
>>10938381
SIX KILLS!? I wouldn't have to work again for months!
Nice job, fighter, and thanks for both chances, boss. I'll get em next time.
>>10938385
>suz lives in a third world shithole
You learn something every day, I guess.
>>10938375
#JusticeforPopeye
>>10938385
Erp when?
>>10938362
That's no choice of yours to make. I tried facing you head on, it seems that was a mistake on my part. Judgement will come for you, to avenge my fallen comrades.
>>10938381
THE NAME'S RECOOME
>The elite soldier flexes both arms to his right.
AND IT IT RHYMES WITH DOOM
>Standing on the toes of one foot, Recoome brings his arms back behind him, stretching them straight out behind him as if her were impersonating an airplane.
>>10938395
>>10938397
>>10938412
>>10938413
>>10938424
Ha, you say that as if any of these other chumps could stand against a member of the mighty
>Recoome suddenly jumps from his pose, doing a backflip before landing on his hands facing the other tributes.
GINYU FORCE!
>>10938424
>The Scyther reappears and sits next to you.
>>10938381
I may not have been able to participate, but thank you for the game!
>>10938364
>Berkut is shocked at the random headlock, and he doesn't try to make any sudden movements
You... Do you have any honor? A real warrior wouldn't be an ambushing snake.
>Berkut glares at the cyborg with a mixture of disappointment and anger
>Pulls up in front of the crowd on a motorcycle and revs loudly and obnoxiously.
Enough with the chit chat! Someone tell me who's toughest guy in this fight club, so I can knock em out.
>>10938375
Congratulations, whatever you are.
Thank you for the game.
>>10938415
I'm no one's pet.
>>10938459
>>10938459
Is that you, Crow Hogan?
>>10938459
Ho, ho, ho it's me but no one can defeat me.
>>10938480
How anout servant?
>>10938327
>>10938375
>>10938381
>>10938375
Tokusentai. Congrats, big guy, thanks for the show.
>>10938446
Oh, get over yourself, do you really think revenge is worth getting over something as trivial as this?
>>10938488
>Ho, ho, ho
Santa-san?
>>10938459
You can't fight people outside the arena!
>>10938459
It's a ghost. Good luck trying to punch out a ghost.
>>10938459
>Steps up
>>10938459
>>10938459
Ahem, shouldn't you be on parole after I busted you?
>>10938378
You probably aren't doing a very good job then.
>>10938401
>>10938423
You know what's a nice place?
>>10938432
That's where the money is, that's where we go.
>>10938440
Never.
>>10938449
>Pats shoulder congratulationsfulingly
>>10938381
Thanks for the game
>>10938519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>10938450
SHIT! Don't just jump out the bushes like that! That's how you get stabbed.
>She docks her sword and reaches into her bag, pulling out an apple to toss over to the strange bladed creature.
Rough day, bug. Rough day. Have an apple.
>>10938494
The life of my squad, trivial...
I see there is no reasoning with you.
>>10938498
Yes! Merry christmas, anon!
>Karen delivers a punch right to anon's face, he was a good boy during the year.
>>10938519
>probably aren't doing a good job then
Tell that to my flower-smelling dick, SUZ!
>>10938536
BAP
A
P
>>10938524
I like how India is only one or two steps ahead of Liberia in that department
>>10938526
>The vicious-looking predator becomes docile, his eyes focused on the apple you give to him. He chops it in half with no effort, stabbing one of them to give back to you while he eats the other half.
>>10938519
But I want to do lewd things with you.
>>10938519
>that's where the money is, that's where we go
>refugee suz
Hello Ahmed, how do you do.
>>10938458
>The assassin suddenly vanishes, as his puppeteer has something else to do.
>THREAD IN A MINUTE, F5 CATALOG BLAH BLAH
>>10938519
>Throws spare change at.
I came to bump the uid...And flaseflag some more by saying i'm all 6 anons thirsting after suz.
>>10938580
Holy shit you're ME too?!
>>10938547
them pheromones though
>>10938562
Life isn't about getting what you want.
>>10938568
Not untrue.
I'm gonna rape your wife and daughter and have Merkel give me a medal for it.
>>10938482
What are you looking at? You want some of this? One hit and you'll be on your ass!
>>10938488
I don't believe for one sec, miss. How's a girl supposed to be the toughest?
>>10938499
Says who? You ain't a snitch are you? I'll fight who I wanna when I wanna! Got that?
>>10938503
Yeah right, do I look twelve to you? Ghosts aint real, and if they were I'd stomp em.
>>10938507
Careful old man, you might break a hip stepping up the plate. Let's see what you got?
>>10938514
Nice bike...but mines better and faster. Let me know if you ever want to race.
>>10938516
T-that was a speeding ticket! And I told you that wasn't mean, It was Jin Kazama. He's your man!
>>10938584
ESPECIALLY you
>>10938580
Man, I never knew I was this handsome
>>10938580
I thought you did some sort of reset button thing, why are you still a bumbling drunk?
>>10938606
>>10938606
>>10938606
>>10938606
>>10938606
>>10938593
I'm Tet! I'm also God and it's forbidden to fight outside the arena!
>>10938579
Hey. You dropped your FUCKING inheritance.