HG Bread
Now give me 24
>>10930582
Sponge
>>10930582
FYXE
>>10930582
Smug Eddy
>>10930582
Bobby
>>10930582
Elh Melizee
>>10930577
Skeet
>>10930582
The Gay Community
>>10930582
Shirai Kuroko
Mt. Lady
>>10930582
Mixmaster
>>10930582
The Twin Furies
>>10930582
Popeye
>>10930582
Captain Spaulding
>Filler
>>10930582
Zer0
>>10930582
MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER: BLONIC
>>10930612
>pets
>>10930619
How long have these been a meme
>>10930582
Silent Bob
>>10930619
...Thank you.
>>10930582
Pickle Rick's Father
>>10930582
Merryn
>>10930623
I don't know... But I love them!
>>10930633
>Holds a sign saying "Hang in there!"
>>10930582
Apple Boy
>>10930582
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>10930582
Willy Wonka
>>10930646
I like then too.
Makes me wish I had a gf
>>10930582
Biggie Cheese
>>10930582
Late Crash Bandicoot
>>10930666
Maybe you'd have a gf if you were nicer Satan.
I'm sure there's a cute angel waiting for you
>>10930582
Johnny
o n e m o r e
>>10930582
Pan Pizza
>>10930692
now we have 24
Hi
Ayy yo check this shit out
I want to titfuck Fyxe
>>10930712
Do you think you could swap me out for this pyromaniac here?
>>10930608
>>10930689
>>10930598
New one of these? With people who aren't fucking ugly?
>>10930718
I thought we were more dead than we were, so I swapped my filler out for him. Anyone else you want to swap in?
>>10930681
Perhaps one day.
Probably not
>>10930712
C'mon Bobby, let's show how awesome our district is!
>>10930718
Mph, MPH! (No way clown boi)
>>10930717
You're lucky we're not on /r9k/ anon. Otherwise you wouldn't have been able to post that.
>>10930712
Looks neat as hell.
Let's get it on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpFw-tI_JpI
>>10930731
nice rp
>>10930712
>Teleports in
Kuroko no jikan! Hajimaru-yo!
>>10930725
Well uuuhm... Not what I can think of.
>I already got two other in so thats pretty much why If you wanna swap out for any of the others then go ahead.
>>10930731
Listen here, you need to have fun too.
>>10930712
>>10930728
We're the best around these parts maaan, we're totally good to go.
>>10930741
MADA MADA
>>10930756
CHOTTO MATTE!
>>10930712
Begin the slaughter.
I cannot wait much longer
to stain the ground red.
>>10930754
We sure are. go District Ebby! Now let's kick some hiney!
>>10930754
>Johnny gets in the middle of them and crushes them into a hug
And such cool dudes as yourselves are invited to the party I'll throw after I win!
...just bring chicks.
Here we come! It's the start of the Late Night Dead Hours Emergency Anon Games.
We're going to watch people fight to the death for our own amusement!
And I'll host about as well as I play my avas, so yeah, might wanna have another tab open or something...
Anyway, Ikuzo
>>10930771
Avenge me.
>>10930771
lmao Eddy immediately dead
>>10930782
I know, I know. You don't have to remind me twice.
>Goes to the sidelines to watch the rest of the game
>>10930771
Ok...
Either it's a lie or it's that kind of armor where the more skin it shows, the more powerful. There's no way I'd fit in a full set.
>>10930782
Just like in real life
:(
>>10930782
>not even as Eddy can Parker escape the shit games
>>10930766
Ebby? Raaad...
>>10930768
>Bobby groans as the pile of muscle bearhugs him
Help. Can't breathe...
>>10930769
>Thanks, but I'm already covered.
>>10930771
>As Bobby runs away, he notices Eddy with an arrow stuck in his head
Brutal...
>>10930771
>>10930778
>Tramples your dead body
Yay! Japanese steel!
>Forgot "Quick and Dirty" when going over every name these games have gone under
brb kms
Anyway, I'm not too sure that fresh water helps pickles ... uh... pickle very well. Vinegar motherfucker, do you have it?
Also just going off of the wikipedia article for Go that I'm skimming right now, I don't blame you, Bobby. Go looks like bullshit
>>10930802
Way to honor the dead, woman.
>>10930771
>>10930804
Water? Can't I get some Diet Soda and a little bit of lemon too?
No, that's too much? Okay then.
>begrudgingly drinks the water
>>10930804
>Notices dog hair on her covers
My, my... Onee-sama has been bringing around some animals... The dormkeeper will certainly blame me for this...
>>10930815
With my shoes, I say the honor has been multiplied.
>>10930771
>Zer0 makes sure to stay with the two for as short a time as possible before departing.
>>10930804
>Zer0 may not be able to strip down but he still has himself a fun challenge to pass the time.
>>10930804
>Making his angry face, Bobby just flips the table over completely
This is some F*beep*ing bulls*beep*
>The strange beeping made Bobby look around in the room, slightly confused
Could you hear that too?
The only halfway attractive person in that is the cute autistic mage. I'm not sure explosions can get you out of this one!
>This music producer is from japan, so let's just shoehorn him into this feudal japan code we're writing!
Sasuga, /co/. At least his music has a nice sound to it, but come on
>>10930825
And with my fists, I say that your face will be as good as minced meat once I'm done with you!
>Holds up his hands, clenched as he waves them around for a skirmish.
>>10930825
>>10930804
>Quietly leaves by the backdoor as she writes into her notebook
"Weakness: Kamina..."
Just like all cute little girls.
Now I just need to find him...
>>10930837
>Orgy with the Twin Furies
Delet
>>10930837
He, this brings me back the good old days with my best buddy Jack.
I wonder what happened to him I haven't seen him in years.
>>10930837
Let me guess... You guys only brought me for the fanservice right?
Aaah...
If you try anything funny, Zer0 will slice you into pieces!
>>10930837
The coward has failed to show up to our duel. And here I was worried about where to stick the few needles I had on my person...
>>10930841
>Shoves her face close to your corpse
Hit me! Hit me, you're just a dead body! Ohohoho!
>>10930842
>Senses a disturbance
I sense a plot against Judgement...
>>10930857
from the thumbnail that looks like scat porn
>>10930837
Fuck, Apple Boy died
I could also definitly see Bobby listening to Nujabes
>>10930837
>Bobby waves around his arms in rythm of the music
I've never heard this, but maaan this dude got some style in music.
>>10930860
You have a really really really really weird imagination anon...
>>10930859
>Finds Kamina
>Joins the dark side
>They have cookies after all
>Cookies are nice
>>10930837
>What a better recruit than one who could be classified as a cyborg ninja assassin?
A clan of the same
needs a de facto leader.
Nomination: me.
>>10930857
Uhhh...sure.
>>10930837
>Orgy with 3 furries, a loli, a giant robot and a frycook.
Woohoo! Yeah!
I couldn't find an exact height and weight, but needless to say that I have a hard time believing that a several storey, multiple hundred ton giant robot could do anything "unexpectedly".
Wowee, flower arrangement!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLBjh7GcVyA
Riveting
>>10930859
Oh you'll be sorry once the game is over!
>He says as he commentates outside the arena
>>10930874
>Teleports above the tree
I'll be the apple to your Issac Newton! Instead of gravity, it'll be death!
>>10930874
>Any sodoku puzzle is solved easily when you fill out the boxes with each with random numbers.
Easy.
>>10930878
>>10930881
Careful now, your spirit is leaving your body!
>>10930864
>After looking it up and now listening to it, I definitely agree.
>>10930874
>Bobby is too distracted with listening to Nujabes that he totally oversee's Crash
If anyone has any idea what this toilet paper event is referring to, please let me know. The best guess I have is some hackneyed matrix reference.
Wait, aren't you technically a Youkai?
Race traitor.
>>10930890
You're the one with no spirit, defiling a dead child's body, especially a cool one!
>>10930903
I wonder if winning with honor is possible. I seem to have defiled a corpse, ambushed and killed a little girl, my list of no-good-deeds to bring me close to victory is making this impossible.
>>10930906
As much as you look like a mutant, by the appalling color of your tongue, I can say we are about the same of age. It's completely fine if I trample the pile of meat that used to be your body.
>>10930903
>Silent Bob just nods and proceeds to walk away .This woman is definitely too big for him to handle
>>10930903
A youkai? Mee?
Huuh... I don't know, maybe? But I'm not japanese...
I that reassure you I did it ala ghostbusters, I didn't kill anyone.
>>10930903
The Toilet paper thing is an urban legend.
A ghost will ask what type of toilet paper you want.
Ask for red, it'll slice you open, ask for blue, it'll strangle you, ask for yellow and it gives you a swirly, but you'll live.
>>10930903
>Slice and dice and down three (four?) people go.
An easy challenge
to hone my skills for the next.
Who wants to die now?
>>10930922
>milks you
>>10930917
Wh- Bu- IT'S STILL ISN'T A EXCEPTION EVEN IF WE ARE THE SAME AGE! And you better take back what you said about my tongue, or you're gonna have a knuckle sandwich be processed and ready once you get back here!
Shit, all that experience kill- er, "catching" your own kind really made you quite the capable fighter! Though I shudder to think of what horrors you've unleashed upon the world by killing the receptacle for the universe's sadness.
Megumin no. You can do a lot better than him. Get some standards
>>10930926
Wait really? I'm skeptical, but that sounds so much like any given japanese ghost story that I can't help but believe you
>>10930933
>...But it was merely an hologram
>>10930926
>tfw know this thanks to an anime
>>10930938
Damn, Biggie Cheese is a coward
>>10930938
Whoa, are you okay, buddy? It's just a game. You wanna take that suit off, I think the heat is getting to your head...
>>10930938
>>10930947
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aka_Manto
>>10930937
Will it turn my tongue green too if I eat one?
>>10930938
First I find a Japanese sword, then I must find the one who killed my father... This sounds like a movie.
...But my father better not actually be dead, there will be dire consequences...
>>10930938
>Bob has totally forgot about the duel. Right now he's hanging out, outside the quickstop, being stoned.
>>10930938
The receptacle for the universe's sadness? What do you mean? Was that guy some kind of human Pandora's bo-
>All the sadness in the world suddenly strikes her... as it needs a new vessel.
I... I feel weird... And I don't know why but... I've got a strong urge to listen to some linking park and eat ice cream while I'm crying on a couch...
...
Let's do that
>>10930955
(Alright, Maybe I did over react a little.)
Ah yes, what would any self-reepecting ninja clan be without
>The giant robot that transforms into a cement mixer
>The rat
>The jar of pickles
Masters of stealth I tell you. At least the truck is a master of poisons and other chemical weapons, but still. Really?
There's something almost poetic about one of the red furries killing the other one. Like, Woah man
>>10930973
>woah man
W O A H
>>10930973
Damn, Crash is a psycho killer
>>10930959
>Eddy was about to shout again, but refrains from doing so as he was about to burst a blood vessel from his rage.
Okay, here's how it's gonna go down. After this game finishes, we meet outside the arena. If you are as brave as how annoying you are, you will be there so we can settle this.
>>10930973
You can give me those ninja stars, but I won't be throwing away this sword any time soon. I hear it's one of the weapons a ninja must be good at using.
>>10930973
>>10930981
Poetic indeed. It's always the beautiful people that dies in the great works of literatture.
I am a symbol of society's decay
What would M R B O M B A S T I C even have worth stealing?
I tell you, Go is bullshit.
>>10930958
Huh, well what do you know.
The Japanese are weird, man.
>>10930973
>Bob shows up, totally ready for being a ninja. Not really though because he's only wearing a balaclava with his cap on top of it.
>>10930973
EXPLOSION!!!
>Megumin cums on the Pyro's face.
>>10930973
(Thank god I'm wearing this mask, I'll burn all of you later.)
>>10930938
>The assassin has yet to even meet his feudal lord, but he appreciates the gesture nonetheless.
>>10930973
Yet another clan
for the silent, killing art.
Let's start some training.
>>10930997
>Sticks him with a sword in his back
You won a game of Go, now you must leave.
>>10930997
He has a gold chain collection worth thousands
Japan would never do anything like that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EvjL-fLK0g
Look, a nation of tolerance and brotherly love.
>>10930997
>>10931013
Checkmate.
>It may be the wrong game for that, but Zer0 has won nonetheless. And then gets stabbed in the back and thrown back outside the Arena because of a certain sore loser.
>>10931025
That WOAH guy got his just desserts at least
>>10931025
>Sees the ambulance out the back gate
This way, this way!
M-My sore?! No, no! That needs no treatment.
>>10931025
They say life after war is harder than life during the war. I will survive!
>>10931025
Thank God I'm under the protection of AMERICA!
>>10931046
>>10931027
Missurinkku!
How could you possibly stand up to the might of the McSpanky's Employee of the Month? He's the true symbol of American freedom, an overworked, underpaid fast food worker.
>>10931064
What?
>>10931065
Okay, fair enough then.
>>10931065
>Spends entire day stacking bags of sand around her room.
>>10931073
Miss link. Please.
IT'S TIME FOR THE FEAST!
... and it's fucking nothing.
Please enjoy this video of a dog driving a little car https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6kqilIvOY4
>>10931091
Wow you're right, it IS nothing!
>>10931091
I totally intended to do that
>>10931095
I'm pretty happy that my tribute is doing fine
>>10931085
I have not heard of
the one with the name "Miss Link."
Have you brain damage?
>>10931095
I'll just have a water... That'll be nice. Surely nobody will kill me over a glass of water and I am quite parched as it is due to all this tension.
>>10931103
Biggie Cheese plz.
>>10931110
Still a upset over the game, I see. Very well, I'll give you time to cool off.
So not only can she teleport, but now she's a Hokuto Shinken master now.
Radical.
Dude looks ugly enough at a base level. I can see how that could be pretty funny.
>>10931115
Do you mean ''biggie cheese plz'' as in you don't like him or what do you mean?
>>10931115
You know that's Bolin, right?
>>10931125
You were more upset.
I won, and a sore loser
stabbed me in the back.
>>10931126
The sweet satisfaction of earning a kill! My, it's just too much for someone who usually dies early like myself!
Remember kids, proper hydration is important!
>>10931138
Ohoho, I seem to have relieved that soreness and bitter anger the moment I stuck my sword through your fragile body! I seem to have transferred it all to you.
>>10931153
>>10931103
>>10931132
>>10931115
I couldn't do it, guys.
After the master of teleportation fails to escape a rice field, we're down to our final 3!
WILL OUR WINNER BE:
>the pickle jar
>the rat
OR
>the human male of average stature
>>10931182
rooting for biggie because he's my tribute but I don't mind if skeet or pickle rick's dad wins, they're both good characters
>>10931182
ONEE-SAMAAAAAA!
>>10931182
jinxing biggie
make boops
He may be a rodent, but I think we all know who the real rat here is.
END
>>10931173
Spare me the details.
Projection is not healthy.
>>10931197
Oh, look who's fragile.
>>10931206
Tribute of the month: Skeet
>>10931206
Thanks for hosting duuude.
>>10931201
>boops
>>10931201
>Bippity Boopity Bop
I HAVE ARRIVED!
>>10931246
What...you're not supposed to do that...
>just missed a game
I MIGHT AS WELL FUCKING DIE!
>>10931206
...............
>(Translator's Note: "Thank you for hosting")
>>10931215
................
>(Translator's Note: "Fragile, must be Italian")
>>10931268
WOAH WOAH WOAH, NO NEED TO GET MAD! IT JUST ENDED! A NEW ONE WILL PROBABLY START SOON ENOUGH!
>>10931261
You can go on break, buddy. I got the Buff, Blonde, Beautiful Guy position covered.
>>10931206
Thank you very much for hosting!
I had fun catching Youkais
>>10931206
Thanks for hosting, now if you'll excuse me there's someone I need to see..
Congratulations!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY
>>10931222
>>10931276
's what I do. Thanks for playing!
Placements
>>10931287
I FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T GOT THE "HERO" PART COVERED, THOUGH! HAAHAAHAA!
>>10931291
CONGRATS TO THE MAN WITH THE UNIBROW, AND THANKS FOR HOSTING!
>>10931291
Oh thanks brah, I can feel slightly more accomplished now.
>>10931283
Is my eye going numb or some shit? All fuckin' might, the symbol of peace himself...in a place like this?
Guess what, o mighty symbol. You're on Shigaraki's hit list. And good ol Muscular is here to do the dirty deed.
I CAN'T WAIT TO CRUSH YOUR SORRY HERO ASS IN THE NEXT FUCKIN' GAME! IT WILL BE SO MUCH FUN, SO MAKE SURE TO GIVE ME PLENTY OF BLOOD, HERO!
>>10931246
Do one where you boop each other!
Like, touching fingertips.
>>10931291
Congratulations.
>>10931301
Thank you.
and Summary.
How were my aesthetics this time around, anyway? I definitely plan on making something custom later, but this at least looks better than default brown or iphone wallpaper with an obvious seam, right?
>>10931309
> ! ! !
WELL, IF IT'S A FIGHT YOU WANT, IT'S A FIGHT YOU'LL GET! PREPARE YOURSELF, VILLAIN!
>>10931314
thats too lewd
>>10931287
YOU CALL THAT WEAK GARBAGE BUFF?
I CAN LITERALLY SUMMON AND INCREASE MY MUSCLE FIBERS OUT OF MY BODY!
MUSCULAR IS LITERALLY MY ALIAS!
WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU DO, SHIT FOR BRAINS?!
>>10931335
NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT, AS EXPECTED FROM THE SO CALLED STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD!
>>10931326
I thought it looked fine
>>10931336
I'm a perverted man...
>>10931326
I liked the background and the commentary was very nice. Actually, it looks better than most games, very comfy to look at.
New one?
>>10931340
THIS ISN'T SOME CHILD'S PLAY, YOU KNOW. I PROMISE I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK AND EASY FOR YOU!
>>10931343
>>10931348
Thanks! It took me way too long to figure out how to get to the advanced style settings as opposed to trying to do everything in CSS like an idiot.
>>10931364
I might be able to in a few. Just let me have breakfast first
>>10931364
M-My body is ready!
>>10931385
>>10931385
O-Okay... Maybe just five more minutes...
>>10931370
I see the greatest hero himself has a bit of an ego, eh? I LIKE THAT! Nothing better than crushing an opponent who thinks he's hot shit.
Let's see how good that 'One for All' quirk of yours is against another rival strengthening quirk!
Remember to smile that bright smile of yours, All Might, AS I PUMMEL YOU THROUGH THE EARTH'S CORE!
>come home
>sister broke ps4 controller and blame it on me as I walk in
>bed is under cheetoh dust
>Molten chocolate stains on my blanket
>starts bitching when I tell her she's a cunt.
>>10931425
Jerk off with her pantsu
Thatll teach her
>>10931406
I'VE DEALT WITH A QUIRK LIKE YOURS BEFORE, AND MUSCULAR AUGMENTATION SOUNDS WEAK IN COMPARISON! IT DOESN'T MATTER THOUGH, IN THESE ARENAS, EVERYONE'S ON EQUAL TERMS!
>>10931452
This is not a fucking anime or hentai you degenerate piece of shit
>>10931462
Yes it is. Im the MC
>>10931457
We'll see how long that sass of yours hold up in a real arena, All Might. I'm itching to go at you this very instant, but I can wait a few more minutes.
Now if only one of these bastards could start a game already. My swinging fist is itching to land softly in someone's face.
You.
Me.
24.
Go.
>>10931425
how old is she
>>10931474
Shirai Kuroko
>>10931474
Eddy
>>10931474
Elias Ainsworth
>>10931474
Muscular
>>10931474
ALL MIGHT
>>10931474
Miku Hatsune
...Why I'm I dancing on a pizza?
>>10931474
Mr Ultra Rare Mats
>>10931474
Sponge
>>10931474
horn nigga
>>10931474
Willy Wonka
>>10931474
Popeye
>>10931474
Vic Viper
>>10931474
FYXE
>>10931474
Gareki
>>10931491
you fucker give me my razors
>>10931474
The Fabulous Ween Brothers
>>10931474
Action League Now!
>>10931474
A cute cat
>>10931474
Stalker
>>10931474
Zer0
>>10931474
Lana's mother
>>10931474
Father John Misty
>>10931474
GRANDDAD
>thread full of retarded lolis, male power fantasies, and nickelodeon tier bullshit
F HG
>>10931474
A cute anime girl
>>10931474
Reigen Arataka
>>10931474
My OC Bort
>>10931533
>male power fantasies
>fantasies
>he doesn't lift irl
F, random nobody.
>>10931539
bort samson seems like a powerful anime character.
...what's his secret?
>>10931533
I'm not retarded
I'm halfway through filling out this 24, but looking at the IPs, should I bump it?
>>10931474
Sliver Queen
>>10931554
He just missed the competition so we will know..
>>10931567
fuck off
>>10931474
Ikkun
>>10931474
My Original Character Blails
>>10931570
*never know, excuse my autism
>>10931340
I'll take my years of hard work and dedication over your flimsy augmentation any day.
>>10931474
Vinny
Check.
Swap.
Bump?
>>10931607
SCOOT
>>10931612
Seems good.
>>10931612
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>10931612
Finally a normal partner, normal enough really.
>>10931474
What does Miku topping taste like?
>>10931612
> bump it to 36
>>10931612
Let's go! Hit the button Host!
>>10931612
BUMP THE ROSTER! MORE COMPETITORS WOULD BE PERFECT!
>>10931612
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
The correct word is "kill".
>>10931604
If that's true, why didn' you enter the game to see which is stronger, my superior muscle, or your sorry excuse?
'Oh I was late' yeah right, you were too scared to go up against me!
>>10931612
LET'S GOO!!!
>>10931640
>waaaah i was late and everything is about me
End your life.
>>10931612
>>10931650
Oh jeez, I just had to be placed with Ms. Sadistic.
>>10931653
You sound a bit insecure buddy. But that's fine, I'm sure the host will bump it.
I'll get to teach ya a lesson of manhood, you freak.
>>10931528
Fleenstones!?
>>10931612
Can i get >>10931539 in?
>>10931612
>>10931525
Is it by chance that I was looked over?
>>10931533
>shit we've had since the beginning
>scrubs.jpg
>>10931612
>>10931526
>>10931574
Swap me for someone who didn't complain.
>>10931612
Commence the bloodshed.
My patience is wearing thin.
Let me see bodies.
>>10931664
>>10931612
>Sniffs the air
>Turns her head for a brief moment and spins right back around at the sight of pink
I thought I smelled a familiar stench.
Good to meet you.
>Bows
See? I'm not sadistic, I'm a proper, polite, and pleasant little girl. Even to pigs who wear human clothes and walk on thier two hooves.
>>10931677
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE'S A BIT OF A NERVE, THAT GUY. KNOWING HIM, HE'D BE OFF BY NIGHT ONE IF NOT THE BLOODBATH.
>>10931657
Thanks kitter. That's really kind of you.
>>10931677
I hope you are ready to put your money where your fucking mouth is, surfboard-head.
Is a part of your manhood perhaps still living and being pampered by your mother? How very manly, oh great Mr. Bravo.
FUCKIN' HILARIOUS! WEAK TRASH SHOULD KNOW THEIR PLACE!
>>10931709
Watch that mouth, hero. I was gonna be kind and save you for last, but I won't be able to hold my urges to crush you if you keep teasing me like this!
>>10931702
>He chokes up a yell he had about to release.
I'll ignore your impudence for now. Just know the next time we meet, one of us won't return from the gathering.
>>10931697
>swapping for generic anime boy
And we're off with everyone's favorite coughlewdcough survival horror mansion-based code!
>>10931642
>>10931640
I can host a 36 after this if you want. Normally I'd be down to bump, but I already took long enough as it is
>>10931722
SAVE ME FOR LAST? HAHAHA, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT A GRUDGE MATCH IS, YOU ZYGOTE!
>>10931736
>>10931697
This seems like an unnecessary swap for someone like me, especially since I just had a fatal event right out the gate. Still thanks though.
>>10931727
I wish you all the luck in the world, Eddy. Perhaps you'll see my cute face again, right before you die.
>>10931736
No time for a stroll...
>>10931736
I've played hours of Burnout, trust me I know how to drive, the crash was on purpose.
>>10931736
WHAT A LETDOWN, HOPEFULLY THIS ISN'T A FATAL EVENT!
>>10931722
Oh, that I'm sure of, Mr. Might. I just think I'd be fun to be around to see it.
>>10931722
Screamin' won't get ya anywhere with me, Freakazoid. And my greatest mission of Manhood is to swear to protect my momma at all costs! Even if that means living in the same house as her!
Not that you would understand, some attitude like that is not deserving of a momma as good as mine.
>>10931736
Shucks, I'm not in. Whatever, I'll let Mr. Might give him a nice whooping on my behalf.
>>10931754
You're welcome. I just had another entry, so I wanted to exit the game.
>>10931736
>>10931739
Aww, nevermind, oh great symbol of peace. I see you got a bit sick and decided to stay home. Little all mighty, too sick to fight. HAH! I knew you were too full of shit when you said you will face me!
Or maybe you have some magical time limit that allows you to fight for only a few hours or somethin? Yeah right, All Fright!
Why does a mecha need clothes?
Why is that maid dripping BLACK?
Can the Queen even actually read?
Find out none of these answers and even less on the next thrilling episode!
>>10931787
Give me all the snacks, treasure, and other valuables, or else you are gonna see something red and messy.
>>10931787
The with greatness comes a little bit of infamy! This is nothing to me. Nothing!
>>10931537
>cute
>>10931784
AH, IT'S NOT MUCH TO WORRY ABOUT! FROPPY WILL HOPEFULLY TAKE CARE OF YOU!
>>10931787
So I'm stuck here with nothing to do until that tow truck arrives.
>>10931779
>but...but I have a reason for being a manchild
>gotta prot...prot...PROTECT MUH MOMMA OR ELSE SHE'S GONNA KICK ME OUT
Whatever, loser. I don't care for your reasons. At least gather enough balls next time to fight me in the arena, that is, if your precious momma allows your.
>>10931787
Oh look, easy protein right in front of me. Too bad the kills won't be clean. Time to rip these boas a new one! HAH!
>>10931813
Who? Oh, the frog...thing that hunted boars with me? Nah, weakling are the last ones on my radar right now. What's she gonna do? Lick me half to death?
Shirai, that's way too lewd for a family show like this. Aren't you only like 12?
Broseph, you could probably transform and FLY out to see the stars and planets up close if you really wanted to.
>>10931828
...Why the fuck are the mutants sometimes so fucking huge?
Eh fuck it I'm going back to my room.
>>10931828
OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE A FUCKING PUSSY SNEAK ATTACK!
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
FUCK THE MII AVATARS!
>>10931828
>Willy Wonka has sex with The Fabulous Ween Brothers
fucking kek
>>10931828
Can't believe I let you guys drag me out of bed for this, I'm going back to sleep. Enjoy you "hunt".
>>10931822
I would fear the frog-Chuck if I was you, uglyman. I've seen her winning instinct with my two, concealed yet beautiful eyes.
>>10931822
>>10931828
APPARENTLY NOT, SINCE A DEPRESSED SPONGE SEEMS TO BE THE CURE WHAT AILS YOU! HAHAHA!
This is why going out for a walk alone at night in werewolf and boar infested wood is a horrible idea unless you have a small arsenal's worth of weapons on your back.
... better yet, just don't go outside. Ever.
>>10931842
I'm sorry, Mr. Minuscular.
Looks like you didn't have your momma to wake you up. Better luck next time, dumbass
>>10931828
If I just imagine that it's onee-sama's...
Uhuehuehuehue...
>>10931870
I've always kinda hated this game...
>>10931870
Treated to a show in the middle of a death battle! I wish to see how they move as I try to pin them down with my needles.
>>10931854
Winning instinct? What does instinct have to do with currently receiving oral from a fucking ghost? >>10931828
That chick's a freak.
>>10931872
>itt. didn't even enter in the game
It's downright funny how cocky some worthless little shit can be that didn't even enter the game. Let's see how well you do when you actually grow a pain, Manchild Bravo.
>>10931859
Laugh all you want, All Fright. At least I came to actually fight, instead of staying home because of my crippling leukemia! HAH!
>>10931870
An impressive feat for someone of your stature.
>>10931870
>>10931901
>He jabs the little girl with his elbow
How about bullets? Those would be more fun.
Remember kids, ReDeads aren't actually zombies! They're just purely magical constructs that only HAPPEN to appear in areas with lots of dead bodies.
>sucked off
Hey Fyxe, is there something you aren't telling us there, buddy?
>>10931905
...WE DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT, AND IT'S A 24 GAME. CALL THIS A DRAW, AND LET'S CUT BOTH OF OUR LOSSES!
>>10931917
What the fuck's a ReDead? The fuck are you talking about? I'm going outside, this mansion is shit.
>>10931924
Yeah yeah, fine. The better man can only be decided when you actually decide to clash with me, anyway.
Please try not to run off next time, I'm the one who wants to have a real brutal slugfest with you the most! Until them, a draw it is.
>>10931917
This silence is making me very uncomfortable, doesn't this place have a radio or something.
>>10931916
>Jumps slightly at the sudden jab
Bullets are for Skillouts, people without an ability. I use my pins because they're the most compatible weapon for my own ability.
...You would know a lot about guns, wouldn't you?
>>10931917
>Hits balls around on her own
>She believes that the balls moving around by themselves were somehow her doing and her newfound talent for pool.
I could go pro!
Well CLEARLY you aren't if you're accepting oral from them.
First a rice field, and now a swamp? Man, Shirai seems to have pretty bad luck when it comes to bodies of water.
>>10931809
Sorry I meant to say beautiful
>>10931955
...game over.
>>10931950
I use them everyday, so yeah I do know how they work, but why the fuck pins? Like that's... Oh yeah you're a kid, I shouldn't expect you to use actual weapons.
>>10931955
Eddy is getting that puss
>>10931964
>pets
Since a mech doesn't technically possess a mind, I'm pretty sure he's safe from the sanity-destroying effects of that Tome.
... or it could just corrupt his internal filesystem, either or.
>>10931967
How could anyone resist that square face of his? As a cute anime girl, I know that I'm already swooning over him~
nu bread pls