Pony thread
I hate small animals.
>>10928713
what about big animals
does ur like of animals directly correlate to their size?
>>10928713
no wonder you love your mom so much
>>10928722
Perhaps he has a fat fetish?
>>10928722
Yes. Big animals are tough. I like tough and vicious animals.
>>10928735
You think you're funny?
>>10928736
that's part of what i'm trying to figure out
>>10928738
Not as funny as your face.
>>10928699
i'm good!
>>10928738
what's a the smallest animal that you don't hate?
mine would probably be like a beagle or something
any dog smaller than is fucking SHIT
but that's only for dogs
i like birds and whatever, but like they have a different scale, i still prefer the big birds u no? but like they are still smaller than dogs that i hate
>>10928745
glad for that.
Man pubg is super addictive, so much fun.
>>10928749
on a scale of team fortress to crysis three how many polygons do the meshes have?
>>10928745
There's a pop.
>>10928748
The immortal jellyfish. A wonderfully simple creature that can constantly regress its age and theoretically live forever.
>>10928750
I'm coming for you!
>>10928761
https://youtu.be/9PByN7yqz9k?t=35s
>>10928784
doubtful
>>10928787
Was there something you wanted to know about my middle school life?
>>10928761
i'm cumming to you!
>>10928787
soory, cant only do 2000 krundlegons per megasecond
>>10928815
What's your social security #?
>>10928861
I was wondering who that was for...
>>10928820
Was there?
I don't recall I'm sorry.
>>10928847
that's per krundle!
It can do lots of krundlegons!
>>10928851
109-28-8510
>>10928868
>>10928898
>>10928888
Cool! Mines 400-77-2319
>>10928870
I'm sure it'll come back if you sit on it.
>>10928861
To atone for your mistake you must now post a vocaroo.
>>10928918
Eventually, yeah.
>>10928870
nah bro, can only do one rock pillar per trundle minute
>>10928916
:stop:
>>10928927
a vocaroo
>>10928950
http://vocaroo.com/ now do it
>>10928950
:thinking:
>>10928966
Sup
imagine a game where your enemy is controlled by a real neural network, learning from both your actions and its own mistakes
after some time it would became virtually unbeatable
>>10928977
just woke up from a nightmare where I came back home to windows xp installed on my laptop by my brother
I have one partition
>>10928983
You come up with some of the most original ideas rk.
>>10928992
Sounds terrifying.
>>10928983
it's called multiplayer
>>10928957
maybe later
>>10928983
what will happen if you don't play correctly?
Time for bed, see you guys tomorrow.
>>10929030
It'll get confused.
>>10928983
Doesn't Forza do that? Or is this different?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twI0RSVwnR0
>>10929033
Night Bun!
>>10929001
not sure if you're being ironic or
>>10929018
in multiplayer the progress of two sides is more balanced, you fight real separate humans and not a perfectly coordinated hivemind
>>10929030
well the neural network wouldn't start from scratch but rather be built on a more basic AI that understands all game rules and can use them practically. in my opinion that would just make you easier to beat
>>10929045
as long as it doesn't build units and buildings at the speed of light
>>10929043
that reminds me more of moving your consciousness to a computer to become immortal
well, in this case just copying it and only the part responsible but how you drive
but a scenario where you play Forza with a dead person is already possible
I'm waiting for a chat bot that, when fed some chat logs from real people will be able to emulate them.
>>10929075
do you think its possible with python?
>>10929045
but if you were to consider the opponents to be part of an overall system, the matchmaking environment of modern competitive games creates a constantly learning and adapting system, even if you were to come up with an entirely unique strategy and use it in one game at a high rating, the opposing players will experience it and perhaps lose to it, only to then use that strategy themselves in later games as well as counter it once they understand it, this rapidly spreads through the system and creates a stronger and more consistent opponent
this is also rapidly accelerated through the use of third party sites such as streaming sites which cause hundreds of others to experience any new strategy immediately, which is then clipped and sent to subreddits/forums where it will reach tens/hundreds of thousands, leading to counters/enhancements to be made within a day
the balance does not exist for the average player, the system trumps them all due to its ability to outlearn them
>>10929099
possible? definitely. easier to program than using some pre-built neural networks? probably not
one of the things I learned at uni is you can program literally everything using just if and while
>>10929102
how does all this help me find a loving 14-year-old gf
>>10929132
do i have to spell it out for you?
if you can't apply that information to reach your desirable state of pedophile in action instead of just theoretical pedophile then i'm sorry but i can't help you
Untermenschen
>>10929198
is it pedophilia if they are the same 14 year olds i had a crush on when i was 14?
>>10929272
yes
>>10929272
https://a.pomf.cat/qlyjto.webm
>>10929286
but theyre at least 20 now
Black Mirror on Netflix is pretty nice
Fuck my job.
Fuck my life.
>>10929355
flee to europe and claim you're a syrian moslem.
>>10929294
if you have sexual intercourse with those 20 year olds and even think about something they did or said when they were 14 you are a pedophile
>>10929392
>>10929392
a thought like this was bothering me today
>>10929376
Might be the same or worse depending on where in Europe.
For one, most of my electronics would need to have mains AC adapters on them.
Secondly I would need to learn how to survive in snow. I can't even tolerate temps below 21C as I am now.
Third I'd need to learn another whole new culture and perhaps language(s), surprisingly difficult.
>>10929492
>culture language
not by their current immigration policy
hell, if they believe you're syrian you can even rape all the women you want and never get in trouble.
>>10929508
I care not for what the policies allow me to do - I care for what the society will accept me for.
Will I be seen as some mongloid FOB who doesn't speak a word of Deutsch? A culture-illiterate puta who can't tell between a Spaniard and Italian - Or thinks that Belgium is in France.
You don't come from a place where it's normal to compose a single sentence using 3 or 4 different languages in every day life.
What the hell do you know.
I order breakfast using two languages. Drinks usually 3.
I swear in 7 languages and can make love in at least 120 *wink wink*.
>>10929528
>>10929540
I think you're failing to see that I'm not being serious.
tell me about rarity, why does she wear the coat?
>>10929692
gay pic
>>10929723
factual post
heading to bed, have a good one bread.
>>10929749
>>10929749
>>10929749
good night, Toast
Poni
>>10929862
>>10929874
lol
>>10929874
Kek
How's it going?
>>10930030
Missing my middle school friends.
Missing having female acquaintances.
I want them back. The middle school girls I knew. As my gf(s).
Might as well go to sleep for as long as I'm high on them.
a strategy game where you give orders to real players in the same way you would do it in a regular strategy game
the best player in a game becomes the commander of the next one
why the fuck do some visions of the future in movies and tv shows show a reality where everything is indoors
>>10930661
we only have the future outside when the weather is nice.
>>10931232
hi
>>10931357
hai
>>10931367
how's it going?
>>10931407
talked a buddy out of suicide, u?
>>10931446
that was nice of you.
i've got the day off so i'm headed to the junkyard to grab a new steering wheel. i have the buyers remorse from the one i bought last week, shown here. because when i was at the yard last weekend i saw one of these:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cutlass-442-Hurst-Oldsmobile-Toronado-Grey-Leather-Steering-Wheel-Delta-/232402190813?hash=item361c4001dd:g:fTkAAOSw1JhZYSbj&vxp=mtr
which i like the look of more, and are worth a shitload of money. so i'm grabbing it. at $20 it's a steal.
Rood.
>>10931478
yeah, was up all fucking night
>>10932013
you did the right thing. hopefully your friend gets the help he needs.
>>10932139
I know what it's like, i've almost overdosed before. Sad thing is it really doesn't get better.
Nightmare fuel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGvAD-0UAAAS-yN.jpg
Give me some of that coffee.
>>10932311
Yes sir
>it really doesn't get better
The weak will be culled.
Goodbye pinoys,
>>10932397
>when the OD comes online
>>10932558
And then Gustav had his way with him over and over.
>we will SLAY them
Haven't seen rose in awhile.
>>10932592
>>10934057
>>10934084
>>10934169
>>10934219
>>10934313
Jesus you're still here.
>>10934313
Post ponies with hipster glasses.
>>10934323
jesus died long before you were born
>>10934337
rarities glasses arent hip and we all know why
>>10934313
>>10934323
>>10934457
Meant for >>10934337
>>10934457
>>10934522
>ponies
>>10934537
>>10934632
>>10934575
unicorns
>>10934663
>>10934723
>>10934733
>>10934441
I just started browsing for hipster ponies and found this.
>>10934752
>>10934760
as long as they're anywer between grey, blue and green
>>10934760
Now I have a better version.
>>10934370
>>10934441
wow, i made those two like six years ago.
i can't believe they're still around.
>>10931478
>dat keychain pony
>>10934813
>>10934814
rainbow dash makes my car go 20% faster.
>>10934789
ye haz good taste in epons
>>10930194
FreeAllegiance.
>>10934877
>>10934831
>>10934907
>>10934905
Cya
>>10935046
Cya later!
>>10935173
>>10935206
Sounds good to me
>>10935231
Uhhmm... uhhmm... what do you like to read?
>>10935258
I actually cant remember the last time I read a book
>>10934900
wow, thanks!
I love how sometimes someone finds exactly what I'm talking about
there's something great about the feeling where you come up with an idea and find it already implemented in the past
>>10936116
>>10936143
Yay Rap!!
how's it going?
>>10936116
How is everything going today canon?
life just took a colossal shit on me, im done.
I'm going to kill myself, im sick and tired of being miserable. I've not been happy for years, im ending it.
>>10936220
Going ok, my cats sulking a little bit, but we're good.
>>10936495
Don't.
What happened?
>>10936382
Pretty good, had lunch then went to buy the Karcher K2 compact high water pressure jet machine, works pretty nicely and it'll come in handy for some stuff around the house, tomorrow I'm going to a branch of the Syndicate of Engineers here to ask if it's possible to pay in installments for the application fee (which is a bit hefty)
how bout you?
>>10936495
Woah hold on there! what happened???
>>10936506
I forgot this word even existed, but glad to hear you could work out what ever was wrong
>>10936506
>>10936654
cant borrow any more money for school, cant change careers. Sick and tired of being fucked over, sick and tired of burgerland fucking people. I'm ending it, im done
>>10936654
He just wants more attention than I'm willing to give after just waking up :P
>>10936684
Illegal aliens aren't good people fleur and they deserve to be removed.
Besides, the new administration is currently doing a great job of actually helping the people.
What is your current career and how long do you have left before you graduate?
>>10936654
I'm doing well, so far work has been slow today. Can you speak english canon?
>>10936717
i already have an education, the economy fucking sucks, sick of sending out 100s of resumes, all i wanted was to change careers but i took out too much for my MBA. I'm sick and tired of fighting, im done
>>10936746
>the economy fucking sucks,
yes, but it IS improving, dramatically as of late.
why not look in another state?
>>10936717
haha it must still be nice to have someone ask that attention of you non the less :P
>>10936737
Slow work day sounds nice I'd bet.
Why yes, I didn't get the ability to type as much as I do without being able to speak it as well!
>>10936746
im tired of trying, i want out
>>10936917
Sometimes when he's not nagging like he does.
Dunno if you know but cats can have the whiniest pitch in existance when they're nagging you.
>>10936943
Do you have family and irl friends you can talk to?
>>10937515
Hey Babs! What's new?
Now on Firefox mobile appchan works but not nsync.
>>10937678
just looking at hot fillies on the internet
>>10937846
Hello! How's life?
>>10937889
Hey. terrible, my dumb brother put pineapple in the pizza we ordered.
>>10937940
What are you a baby, I bet you haven't even had sauerkraut on a pizza before.
>>10937940
I put mushrooms, anchovies, and peppers on my pizza whenever I have a choice.
>>10937990
But its so stupid. Its ok on that day but then when you have left overs the taste of the pineapples becomes shit because its all warm an shit.
>>10938027
You Forgot the bacon and spinach but other than that you have pretty good taste in pizza. I'd gladly eat yours when you're not looking.
how are illegal aliens to blame for fleurs sudden suicide paroxysm?
was his career choice roofing, floor tiling, agriculture labour, grading, housekeeping, cutting lawns/trees, stucco masonry or laying sheetrock and found he was outskilled and out numbered by the mexican illegal workforce?
>>10938089
Of course YOU would know all about illegal immigrants and the jobs they steal.
>>10938089
nah nah, he's saying that deporting them is being mean to them.
I was just saying who gives a shit? they have it coming.
>>10938133
Where did he say that?
>>10938131
i feel like i'm quite familiar with the subject, yes.
I better try to get some sleep now, nighty all!
>>10938428
good night
>>10938428
Night Canon
>>10938557
How're you going Smokey?
>>10938687
i'm alright. i got stung by a hornet at the junkyard today. hurt like a bitch, but i got his ass too.
how are you?
>>10938731
Yeah hornets fucking suck.
I'm going good, yourself?
>>10938133
he didn't say anything about this in this thread though
>>10938063
>>10938756
just watching battlebots
>>10938780
Cool cool
no weed
everything's fine
totally not somewhat reliant on a dumb substance to function
haaaaaahaha
>>10939147
smoke the resin
i have a 15 gram ball of resin.
>>10939231
Already did
I'm getting off the stuff, or rather I'm being pushed off by the parents
If I didn't have college to pay for I'd move out soon
>>10939259
unf
>>10939147
Why don't you just go out and buy more then?
>>10939273
go mix random chemicals from your bathroom, kitchen and laundry
>>10939277
Besides the parents forcing me off of it (at least for a few months), my plug who was supposedly on a watch list blocked me and my squad on FB.
However me turning 21 in 3 weeks means I can drown my sorrows in alcohol instead. Legally too!
>>10939328
You're far younger than I thought. I don't recall you mentioning your age.
>>10939371
There's a running joke among the old Steam people that I'm 12 due to my babyface. But yea I joined back in season 2 when I was still in high school. I've gotten better over the years. And worse. At the same time.
>>10939417
i was saying you were 12 before i saw pictures of you
the pictures did make it a lot funnier tho
>>10939417
>joined back in season 2 when I was still in high school.
Lucky
I'm even trying to grow a muttonstache just to look a bit but after two weeks of not shaving i just have THE URGE to clean my lip of that hairline.
forever a babby
>>10939458
Yeah, sophomore year
Oh god high school was awful
>>10939496
You should post an updated photo of yourself.
>>10939541
Ehh maybe
>>10939628
Do not.
i am still a thing that exists
>>10939954
Hey Darwin
>>10939954
Yeah okay, no picture
>>10940071
That's good to hear. How are you liking your new place?
>>10940185
its nice enough, put some flooring down today, that was neat. How are you?
>darwin the giver of outs
>>10940119
Greetings, friend.
>>10940268
>>10940376
Had a good couple games of pubg just before.
What're you up to yourself?
>>10940217
I'm doing good just going to work and stuff. Do you live alone blew?
I didnt sleep last night and its past midnight here
Im in a great deal of pain please send the police
>>10940539
https://youtu.be/tyC9bBNnltU?t=5
>>10940863
Send me your address and I'll call you an ambulance.
>>10941068
>>10941047
>>10940946
>>10940863
Jesus christ dude.
don't do that.
>>10941239
Mcstakes were made
>>10941068
>>10941047
>>10941275
hey mei
>>10940863
>Im in a great deal of pain please send the police
>asks for help on 4chan with a pic of a cute doggo
>>10941275
How've you been?
>>10941351
I havent been this tired sice the last time I stayed up tow nights in a row
>>10940659
Oh cool, havin fun there? Nope I got a roommate
>>10941335
>>10941370
Hello you two, I've been quite well since I've solved a problem that was plaguing me for quite some time, not to mention I've gotten a phone charger that actually works.
everything feels laggy and far away
you meer mortals cant even comprehend what Im feeling right now
t b h
b
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>>10941614
>>10941614
skitty skitty skitty
>>10941497
beep!
>>10941451
Sounds great!
>>10941614
Hi Skitty!
>>10941677
shlop
>>10941451
May I ask what the problem was?
>>10941730
shoop da woop
>>10941614
Hello Delcatty.
>>10941733
An in-grown toenail. You think stubbing your toe is bad? Imagine doing that with a nail digging into your flesh at the slightest movement.
>>10941737
blip hfb adl
>>10941762
waiut are you the anon that was here last night/?
>>10941783
What? No, I've been loafing around this place for the last month or so.
>>10941762
I've had em before when I was younger, I know what it's like... my issue was I was trimming my nails incorrectly, maybe check out a thing online to check how you're doing it?
>>10941727
>>10941677
>>10941650
>>10941762
hi
>>10941827
Same here, also had some fairly tight shoes that constricted them too. I don't need to check online anymore, I got rid of them the hard way after using some cotton and a knife to elevate them upwards and out of the skin.
>>10941828
Something wrong?
>>10941828
Just another day in the life of breads favourite poster?
>>10941762
A long time ago I had an instance where I landed on my foot wrong and almost ripped a toenail off. Didn't notice until later... saw the nail flopping around and peeled it back to see the bloody, fleshy part underneath. Healed up just fine.
>>10941402
I always have tons of fun at work. What's your roommate like?
>>10941828
hows it goin?
>>10941855
Brutal
>>10941825
Im sorry I didnt mean to offend
>>10941828
hi
>>10941855
not really
>>10941862
raptor pls
just gonna play some pubg
>>10941875
see above
did you already finish moving?
>>10941883
urshula plz
Im so sorry
>>10941871
meh, nothin special. sounds like you have a good job.
>>10941888
enjoy your pubg
yep all moved in, just making a few more repairs. I put down some flooring today.
>>10941870
Yeah, the actual nail removing part was simple and quick, but having it constantly grind and stab the flesh was terrible. Now I'm just waiting for it to heal over and hopefully cause no more problems for, it's completely painless now.
>>10941881
None taken
>>10941929
>didn't go to the doctor
>it gets infected
>now have to have the entire foot removed
>>10941888
Is true though
>>10941919
I like it for the most part. So who is your roommate in relation to you?
This is neat:
>>>/v/386640792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnAdcyxCZ4
>>10942381
I hope he makes a pure remake.
>>10943146
>>10943146
How're you, Aku?
>>10943192
Does lettuce pickle?
>>10943264
I'm just moving along.
>>10943298
Yes, kale pickle is pretty good too.
>>10943317
Is there anything that doesn't pickle?
>>10943369
skitty doesn't pickle
>>10943405
No! I'm sure he pickles.
>>10943422
Then continue living in ignorance.
I'm killing myself if you don't all respond to this post.
>>10943587
k
>>10943587
Your suicide would be a gross waste of company resources.
>>10943807
Noted
>>10935302
As an engineer slash physics enthusiast it gives you a good sense of accomplishment when you nail down something you thought nobody else has figured out but then you realise somebody already worked it out 50 years ago and it's like "Well fuck".