Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
>>10923467
you win.. honestly I think you have a pretty good idea of what I like. If you have any more like this then, please post some more. I'm at a point where I wouldn't even mind a little more lewdness.
>>10924113
Nah I'll redirect them here: >>>/mlp/
>>10924113
Why does she look sad
>>10924167
Make a thread for us there.
>>10924167
seems about right.. too bad /mlp/ is gayer than me
>>10924057
Back then they all aimed for the same archetype of appearance, but each girl had their own nuances that made them special.
Be it their hairdo, their speech pattern and accent, their demeanor, or even something as subtle as stance.
I was the chaste ninja pervert who kept to himself and appreciated every single one from afar.
Though usually some of them would chase me down to copy my schoolwork since I was the only one who could get any A's in comp studies and chemistry for some reason.
I remember one such exchange.
>Girl A: Alex, lend us your work, I wanna copy your answers
>"Sure but I did it half-assedly"
>A: Oh, in that case nevermind
>Girl B: What the hell! Just take it! His "half-assing" is our 'properly doing it'!
>A: Then what about OUR half-assing?
>B: The same as his "I didn't even bring a pen!" JUST TAKE HIS FUCKING PAPER
Pic rel IIRC it was these two.
>>10924229
Kek nice, did it ever help you get any action?
>>10924284
No. We are a conservative people.
In middle school any way.
>>10924066
Oh. You had gotten engaged?
I really should get back to this movie baka desu senpai
smdh tbqh senpai
>>10924344
Same.
>>10924329
um no
i can't get married for a fourth time
i said she did. yeah you really should
no more breaks it RUINS the immersion
>>10924406
a fourth time?
>>10924418
yeah. but i only have kids from the first and third ones. something about odd numbers i guess
>>10924463
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
>>10924542
I love you skitty
you are a cooool dudude
>>10924542
lol
thank god
don't you think i would have told you something like that by now?
>>10924113
What do pony butts smell like?
>>10924612
It fucking kills me that a god damn poodle got kisses and I've never.
>>10924719
unfortunately you are the wrong type of furry
>>10924769
Fuck off and die
>>10924719
>poodle
Im not sure if you dont know the breed or not but these dogs are the only reason I believe in God
there is no way something other than an benevolent and loving being would bestow upon us a breed of this caliber
this is the glorious shiba inu master race they are medium sized dogs from japan and they are gods gift to the disgusting beings he created...I suggest you worship this breed like you would love your parents or care taker
this breed of dog is one of the oldest known breeds on earth and hence it can only have been created by god ...so help me If you fuck up this breeds name one more fucking time I will deliver a swift and painful vengeance upon you and your entire lineage
>>10924769
i bet he even gets laid regularly
>>10924817
calm down alex
>>10924719
but these dogs are natural born chads, not fair competition desu
>>10924612
lol bp pls
feeling better now?
i hope so, you shouldn't let small irritating lapses in time get the best of you
>>10924617
You did once tell me something vaguely similar, and that you had children and stuff, but you didn't get along with me very well then and just left it at that. then wezdor said you looked like a movie star and then later i asked you about that and it turned out to be true and then that's when you told me that bit was a joke but now here you are, saying something vaguely similar and it made me double think and summon these memorie I had stored in a chest in the attic
>>10925053
if you want me to stop just say so.
>>10925045
We /lewd Rarity/ now?
>>10924958
oh right. middlekeks
well once again it was a joke then and it is a joke now. jeez you like to bring up stuff from the past more than my fifth ex wife. i wonder what else you keep in that attic. it's probably a wonderful collection
any more movie progress?
>>10925090
as much as you can.
yes, please.
>>10925090
lewd Rarity only bested by lewd Applejack
>>10924958
lol
Im feeling a bit better I just overthink everything when it comes to my friends and stuff...I guess its just from my upbringing,its something Im still trying to get over
>>10925089
You what now?
>>10925133
I'll see what I can do.
>>10925121
I was going to say that thinking about all those things I mentioned made me start thinking it was all true cause it wouldn't be surprising to me desu
also my ambulance friend would tell me that all the time.. that I like to bring up old things and say them.. I'm sorry it's hard to not do it, I like saying what's on my mind usually.. especially when I drink I basically don't think about the things I say
yes, I'm 47 minutes in now!
>>10925308
would it really not? lol
i don't want to be mrried or have kids until thirty at the earliest
nah i love when you do it. you should dig around in that chest some more. wait are you drinking? and you have only made six more minutes of progress in the last five hours?! golly gee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGYRB3N4Yjs
>>10925373
yeah I guess
oh
hmm.. I'm not sure..
I'm not drinking right now, I'm just saying that thing I do can happen more often then I guess.. I try to be careful when I drink and talk to you cause I end up saying weird things I try to not remember.
yeah I need to get back to it... I just end up pausing it for a moment and it stayyys that way for a long time..
>>10925364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO9IXVk0xzU&feature=youtu.be
>>10925489
i like that one a lot.
>>10925140
this is alot of pony butts
>>10925540
yup
>>10925540
>>10925556
>>10925558
vaigas r gros
>>10925588
no u!
>>10925466
even then it is only hypothetical
i kind of miss when you got that drunk and said all that silly stuff, which reaaly wasnt that silly anyways. i'll have to make an effort to reinitiate this behaviour. very amusing, you have wanted to see this for so long but struggle so greatly to focus on it
needs less worst pony
>>10925600
Im not even remotely aroused right now
I dont even think I would be aroused if it was a dude
>beeps has little to no sex drive
>>10925502
I'm not in the mood for cucking.
>>10925666
hey pal!
>>10925666
hey faggit
>>10925650
Rainbow Dash? You're the only person who's posted her so far.
>>10925655
You should get one! :P
>>10925676
Whoops...
>>10925696
Hey... who are you?
>>10925739
a lowly anon
How was your day? Was work eventful?
slowly running out of feral type
>>10925666
>satan trips
gator is there something you want to tell us
>>10925730
idk I dont really care about sex its not essential to my existence or something that I really really enjoy
sex just seems like a waste of time and energy to me
though I do understand the appeal...I used to have a major sex drive a year or two ago but I guess my hormones died down alot idk
>>10925796
Fair enough
>>10925796
hormones on the decrease? sounds like the perfect time to fulfill your dream of becoming a trap
>>10925730
>>10925919
>>10925626
yeah... i have adhd
>>10925829
youre the best mango
>>10925852
lol I still want to dew et but not until I move far away from Florida
im doing what I can while still kinda maintaing a boyish look
There is no word for what you have.
https://twitter.com/nickisnixed/status/895091539025698816/video/1
>>10925958
lol tru
>>10925960
well that's the dream isn't it?
good luck with it
>>10925975
>>10926015
how would you describe it
>>10925993
oddly satisfying
>>10926058
So who are you? What brings you here?
>>10925993
its like sitting back watching people get murdered in front of you and theres nothing you can do about it
Arteezy is literally incapable of winning.
>>10926032
Kek induced mania.
>>10926127
I'm from b/. honestly got tired of their shit. So I tried /trash instead. - a much better board.
>>10926198
w-wait
this is a newposter?
omg okay cool how goes it
>>10926198
that explains why you don't have a name
>>10926198
If you want to see names
https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/ install this
>>10926198
Welcome aboard
Don't do it.
>>10926198
Well, you're welcome to join us in the Official Pony Threads if you want! We're sort of a little community.
There's also:
Clop dump >>10918205
Anthro >>10805484
Human / EQG >>10790489
Futa >>10917828
Satyr >>10866842
>>10926262
not installing your botnet - fuck off
Welcome to our threads.
>>10926299
we should give him namesync if he ever responds
the (((anime SQUAD))) in charge of being that topnotch welcome wagon
Dorbin will love this guy.
Definitely not.
look at this fucking dog
how the fuck can you hate these little balls of joy and happiness
I just want to cuddle one and love it until I die
>>10926424
He did. He doesn't want it, which is fine.
>>10926434
You were being such a good boy earlier.
You are anime. Scum.
>>10926454
>>10926454
>>10926454
omg ) lol, what a welcome
such a big difference from b/ I must say.
>>10926232
yeah, my first time here. what's up?
>>10926257
>>10926262
do I need one?
I might get one if I stick around, idk.
I'm not 100% sure if I'll call myself a brony... yeah, I've seen the show, but only up to s6e6. I dropped it after. reasons. and just recently have decided to reconnect again.
>>10926471
hmm das cool
makes me think its skitty fucking with us again lol
>>10926479
are u brain damaged?
>it was just a larping anon
>he was larping another anon
>>10926495
Actually, looks like that may have been another anon.
>>10926486
>call myself a brony
pls don't
>>10926486
it's nice to have another btard around. we originally came from there, many years ago.
>>10926495
WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK OF SUCH A THING?!
>>10926518
Too cringe?
>>10926486
oh cool
you should like hit up namesync so you can see our names and stuff
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/4chan-x-name-sync/cgfjnpgnolbkmhmagkaihicooplcjipl?hl=en-US
only if you want to though no pressure it would just make it easier for you to see whos who :3
>>10926510
very possible
>skitty is trying to be mean again
>>10926566
You've done it before?
>>10926286
>>10926299
thanks. I might be interested,
>>10926575
>being this paranoid
>>10926588
It was a legit question.
Now I remember why I want to kill myself.
>>10926566
oh shit did I actually guess right
skitty I fucking knew it
>>10926588
lol he does this all the time and its always pretty funny
>>10926625
I fucking hate dogs too.
>>10926617
is it because you called shibas poodles because honestly if I messed up the breed for the best dog in the world I would be pretty distraught too
>>10926625
Pretty sure he's done it to me before.
>>10926665
They get too much attention considering how pointless they are.
>>10926662
this isnt a dog its God incarnate
God spelled backwards is Dog.
>checkmate atheists
tfw you suddenly become the thread boogeyman
>>10926662
>>10926701
you should kys desu
>>10926720
Yeah, and water is air in my language.
checkmate bigots.
xD
>>10926756
suddenly I feel like it's summer of 2011 again thanks to you
go back to meinkraft
alright. got the names now. cool I guess, but now it looks somewhat cluttered. will have to get used to it.
>look back at thread
>
>>10926721
skitty Im honestly scared that if I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and llok in the mirror your face is all thats going to be there
>>10926728
what a beautiful culture
how far back does the tradition of being a stupid fucking bitch be because it seems like you're holding that tradition up fine and well
>>10926785
this is good
>>10926424
>>10926471
got the sync. nothing special so far.
>>10926766
>>10926847
this came out way meaner than I meant it to it was supposed to be playful banter
I'm honestly scared that if I wake up in the middle of the night and look next to me in bed that skitty won't be there,
>>10926847
idundunuffin
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>10926782
i don't even know who half you people are lmfao
>>10926895
So how was your day?
>>10926881
Cool! Yeah, it's mostly for being able to keep track of people easily. We also avatarfag a lot.
>>10926881
well its cool if you get a name and stuff
plus like I said you can see whos who and all that jazz
>>10926911
.
>>10926912
probably alot more than any therapist could fix
>>10926941
Beeps!
What is wrong with people who don't worship and love skitty.
>>10926929
Sleepy, woke up feeling awful after 5 hours sleep. Summer is trying to kill me. Also ti was pretty shit. Pretty good day.
>>10926963
Aku!
whats up buddy?
>>10926967
>What is wrong with people who don't worship and love skitty
I know this feel
Aku is pretty cool to desu
>>10926939
>>10926941
I'll figure these details later. no rush. all i wanted today was to fap and go to bed.
I'm EST and it's almost 3am. and I keep getting distracted. Turns out there's already a healthy clop dump.
>>10926967
Maybe if you weren't such a baby about noise you could have the a/c on all the time.
>>10927014
I said it doesn't really work for the bedroom much.
>skitty hasn't posted a vocaroo in awhile
>>10926999
(nice trips)
yeah Im in Est too
but insomnia is a thing so :3
are you saying goodnight? because if so stay safe and sleep well
>>10927034
No you said it was too noisy.
>>10926987
Half asleep at work. Woo!
>>10927042
Just eavesdrop on him in voice chat instead.
>>10927034
Sleep in the tub!
>>10927042
Lately I've been talking to people over discord often so using vocaroo has become inconvenient. Get off my back dweeb.
>>10927063
oh no dont fall asleep at work I hear thats how people get fired
also..if you dont mind my asking what timezone are you in Its really late where I am
>>10927061
It frequently gets turned off for that reason but it also isn't enough for the bedroom regardless when there are heatwaves of death.
>>10927045
I'm not quite done yet. like I was saying keep getting distracted. I'll probably stay for another 20 min or so.
anyways... where're you all from? just out of curiosity if anyone's here from my city.
>>10927080
>>10927087
Let's see, you're in Florida soo... yours. I work nights on 3rd shift. It totally makes sense to be tired.
>>10927124
What?
1. STOP USING DISCORD UNIRONICALLY
2. INTERROGATOR YOU'RE BEING INSUFFERABLE
3. OVERLY REALISTIC PONIES LOOK HORRIFYING
>>10927124
Shitty bitty titty fo fiddy!
>>10927109
I'm from MO.
>>10927109
Im from central Florida
Ive actually meet some people from thread who I knew Irl before I came to thread ....If that makes any sense
also Im glad you'll be sticking around for a little longer
>>10927126
O-oh wow Aku thats crazy how do you do it
I cant imagine working this late
>>10927141
How am I being insufferable?
>>10927147
You still haven't given me that address over steam yet.
>>10927170
I gave you my address and you've yet to visit.
>>10927141
1) no
3) yes
>>10927150
Dude, I get off at 7:00am lol I'm in the middle of it!
Pretty easy. I just sleep all day.
>>10927150
>>10927147
damn. I'm actually in Canada. (Montreal)
>>10927179
You're like 12 hours away.
He is saying you are not worthy of his time.
>>10927186
damn thats a crazy schedule ..but I wouldn't mind that desu I actually enjoy nights better than the day
daylight hurts my eyes alot and I tend to work better at nights
oh also aku do you Remember the taco bell belt that I designed forever ago?
>>10927196
oh wow thats far
how do you deal with the cold weather all the time
>>10927196
>Montreal
I heard everyone who lives there is a gay French man.
>>10927226
No. I don't recall that at all. Sounds like it's asking for a lawsuit.
>>10927207
you said you wanted to visit me once and you know I'm at least 7 days away from you
HMMMMMMM
I'm starting to think he just wants information.
>>10927254
Skitty, I live next door to your shitty little home.
>>10927226
i do
call it a Taco Bellt
can i buy one yet
>>10927226
cold weather? It's about as cold here as in NY. Can't complain.
>>10927231
I should probably move then to somewhere like Toronto. Did you hear anything about Toronto?
>>10927254
Well that's assuming you'd let me spend the night or nights.
>>10927267
I doubt anyone here has a bigger house than the one I live in desu
>>10927226
Also sounds neat. My memory suuucks.
>>10927246
lol it was a design for a belt buckle that could hold a tacobell taco in it and keep it fresh I cant find the design specs for it anymore (or rather I dont want to dig through my files to find it )but I sent it in for 3d printing place and I got it last week and it broke yesterday while I was with my friends
it was the best invention ever and its glory was ended too soon
>>10927270
see above for details on the Tacobelt
>>10927273
thats pretty chilly for me desu
I actually walk around with a sweater vest in the middle of summer here in Florida I cant stand any cold at all
>>10927273
The mayor smokes crack and it's basically a landfill like Detroit.
>>10927301
Aw dude, no!
>>10927287
do you have more than twenty bedrooms?
>>10927301
i remember the first time you posted the spec sheet with the mockup
i have it saved somewhere
i want one
>>10927316
detroit is cool now
>>10927296
>>10927342
im gonna try and find the blue prints for it
because it was the greatest thing I ever invented
oh also the fucking gas powered razor scooter I made was amazing I can find pics of that one sec
>>10927301
how's Florida? Would you recommend it as a place to move in in the states? Don't know much about it. only that it's warm all year around. there's a Florida man that lives there and does all the crazy stuff, alligators, meth, rv housing. Can't think of much else.
>>10927316
he died. cancer. ( landfill? nah, dude, not to a Detroit levels at least.
>>10927358
I have one.
>>10927358
Detroit is still Detroit. If where you live makes Detroit seem decent, you need to move.
>>10927285
>>10927264
YOUR A FRAUD
A PHONEY
do imaginary friends count as tulpas?
>>10927427
No if they don't manifest themselves visually.
>>10927417
So would you let me stay over a couple days?
Skitty invited me to stay at the ranch.
Of course, that was before he hated me.
alright guys, it's been a pleasure to chat with all of you. Thanks for everything and I might see you again tomorrow.
Good night now.
>>10927369
i copied the idea and obtained a patent quite some time ago but yeah you should
the scooter was cool
>>10927386
you know what i meant
>>10927406
detroit is having a resurgence and the whites are coming back
soon the glory days of the sixties will return and the post riots era will be nothing but a distant memory
>>10927358
oh shit no way
can you send it If you find it I cant find my file Im going though old phones and tablets to find it because I think I deleted it after I sent in the printing request
Im sure Ill find it eventually but if you find it before I post you should post it desu
>>10927383
Oh yeah I kinda love it here...but only because of the weather and the beach I would suggest moving somewhere with more stuff going on because florida is pretty boring TBh
..
Heres the scooter I made forever ago
>>10927489
Why didn't you take him up on his offer?
>>10927500
fuck this shit always happens with revolutionary ideas they get taken
>>10927499
Good night! Nice meeting you!
>>10927499
Nightly anon :p
>>10927508
Why must I?
>>10927505
i totally would but i can't right now
you will likely find it before i am able to give it to you
>>10927524
im sorry but it was too good not to take. however, i am not heartless and we might come to some arrangement that would enrich the both of us
>>10927573
Have you ever rented a car darwin?
caffeine banks: saturated
>>10927597
>>10927597
Why do you do this insufferable thing where you deliberately insert the person's name in your posts when it is clear whom you are addressing?
I like it.
>>10927615
Why do you always find something to nitpick about my posts to avoid answering the question darwin?
>>10927657
That is wrong. I simply do not answer.
>>10927665
That is wrong darwin, you could just blank post or post just a picture instead but you almost always nitpick instead.
>>10927606
What are you up to, Azzy?
>>10927499
Goodnight~
>>10927500
No..
>>10927469
If I thought you were a cool person
>>10927702
I "nitpick" regardless of whether you are asking me a question or not. When you ask me something, I do not reply, or I scoff at at you for even trying.
>>10927702
Why do you use "just" in your sentences when it's unnecessary every time? :^)
>>10927727
So what do some of your friends do you a living?
>>10927718
fine
i mean the total number of bedrooms in your house
not the total number of bedrooms you personally have or use
I just hate people who do that.
>>10927739
fluff
>>10927745
I knew what you meant I just didn't want to answer.
>>10927766
you're a real son of a bitch you know that?
>>10927708
literally nothing. i don't know what to do. what should i do?
>>10927739
JUST FLUFF
>>10927788
Ambiguous.
>>10927862
uou were going to give me the full schematics so i'm not sure why it is a big deal
but fine. expect this sometime this month. i will not be more specific
https://www.amazon.com/Androgyny-SINLOLI-Realistic-Breast-Couples/dp/B071P2DFYR
>>10927826
Wanna fuck?
>>10927905
yeah well how am I supposed to know who you are..
>>10927905
Top kek
>>10927909
nah
>>10927948
maybe you aren't supposed to
maybe you never will
i assumed you did because context and because you posted meow desu which is currently my second favourite pic in your current rotation
>>10928002
Fine. Die a virgin. I don't care.
>>10928027
You care about yourself dying a virgin
>>10928069
...touche
>>10928079
Don't you get fucked everyday?
>>10928104
How're you bun?
>>10928009
huh
i didn't
>>10928122
I'm doing well, how about yourself?
>>10928104
I just wanted to post arteezy's face.
>>10928103
you where going to youse me?!?!
>>10928136
going ok
>>10928125
okay.
i have recently started to sleep with the lights on while wearing a sleeping mask.
is this not the best of both worlds?
>>10928158
that sounds like you are going to have an expensive electric bill
>>10928155
You'd do the same if you were an alpha.
>>10928171
Some people don't have to pinch pennies.
>>10928193
Rood
>>10928171
ah but there is no electric bill
>>10928222
Living off the grid, do you have solar panels and wind turbines?
>>10928237
yes
also natural gas
>>10928181
Anon plese calm your dick
>>10927826
Play a game? Watch a video? I dunno either...
>>10928104
Mr incognito! Incognito! Mr incognito!
>>10928259
I can provide you with plenty of that. Just order a pizza and a liter of pepsi.
>>10928270
Not until it knows satisfaction!
>>10928305
>>10928156
Had a pubg game where I ended up right in the center of the play area circle and was gonna camp, but it crashed.
Goodnight everyone love you guys more than you could believe hope you guys have good days/night
>>10928321
Goodnight Beeps! Love ya too! <3
>>10928314
gotta restart the game after every other match for that memory leak yo
>>10928337
Yah, I know... did send an error report though, lol :P
howzit hangin peepaleeps
>>10928375
Hangin' fairly low atm! How's it going?
>>10928367
Fool! Error reports are how companies gather information on children under the age of 13.
>>10928375
How was your day been, did you do anything interesting?
>>10928404
Shit! If I find anybody with children under the age of 13, I'll let them know immediately.
>>10928400
back hurts but goin pretty gr8 all things considered
>>10928420
i collected a bunch of aluminium i found that some dipshit was throwing out
>>10928158
why would you want to do that
sleeping with the lights on is annoying
also having something pressing against your face while you try and sleep is twice as annoying, I know. I've tried it once and I wouldn't recommend.
>>10928470
That's no way to talk to someone who gives you free resources.
>>10928313
BubububuBUNIGATOR!
>>10928519
he didn't give it to me, he just left it all in a pile of garbage
>>10928547
did he choose not to recycle?!
>>10928547
He left it there just for you. He just couldn't give it to you directly because he's being watched.
>>10928581
yeah
even though it's worth like $100
>>10928596
oh, well then i apologize
>>10928596
You're gonna love this neighborhood. Everybody on this street recycles!
OY VEY!
THE GOYIM KNOW!
SHUT IT DOWN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94smJ9QJ5g
@raptor
new bread plex
>>10928678
How's you Az?
NEW BREAD
>>10928699
>>10928699
>>10928699