HG thread for host Hey, this is fun!

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>>10913839
Hey thanks, you're a pretty cool dude. Don't go to the feast next slide.

>>10913833
I-I'M SORRY IT'S EARLY AND I'M STILL GETTING USED TO THE HOST HELPER

>>10913839
H e y , t h i s i s f u n .

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post em

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>>10913812
I don't need any chocolate! I was told it does bad things to your teeth!
>>10913847
But I'm so cold!

>>10913851
Fuck off.

>>10913851
bruh

>>10913851
Love 'em all.

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>>10913851

>>10913851
wasn't frank west an ava before the recent SAW?

>>10913851
>tfw still not on there
why nobody like big kitties in armor...

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>>10913811
>>10913845 (Kharjo)
No jealousy! It was a compliment! It's pretty neat to find another furred friend around these part. I've been pretty lonely since FP left...
>She gives him a rough pat in back.
Ah ah! Don't worry! I like joking! I can see you're the proud and noble cat yourself!

>>10913818 (Japanese anon)
Arigatou

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The crimes that Willy Wonka is committing and the face he is making makes for a nightmarish combo.

>>10913877
>>10913880
blame inkling

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>>10913887
Poor kitty....

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>>10913881
Khajiit feels mocked, but only slightly.
He understands your plight. This far from home he has only his caravan to keep him company.

>>10913887
If anyone sneaks up on me, I'll smell them coming. Or, I might not. We'll see.
>Kharjo, final words.

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>>10913902
I'll put those words on your grave, Mr. Whiskers.

Binny seems a little outclassed here.

>>10913851
Fuck off Asgore

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>>10913902
Well... Sorry. I can't help teasing people and cracking up jokes, It might be a disease but I'm too lazy to do a check up... So don't take it personnaly.
>She takes out a bottle of vodka out of hammerspace and hands it to him.
Take this. As an apologize. I'm pretty sure you've never drunk that in the desert. It comes from Russia.

>>10913851
>still don't have moe on there

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I warned you duck guy, I warned you man.
I just hope Willy doesn't win honestly, this guy's a psychopath.

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>>10913912
>>10913860
Good taste Ducky. I regret denouncing you to the press now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsSOv7Skl-0

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>>10913936
>What was I thinking?

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>>10913927
>he takes a short whiff of the beverage before passing it back
Ah, apologies my lady. Kharjo is not a drinking Khajiit anymore. A mug of bear is the most he is willing to drink.

>>10913947
A mug of bear?

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Binny is your god now, root for Binny.
Binny will play schute

>>10913956
Vinny killed Willy Wonka with an army of Oompa-Loompas?

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>>10913947
Ah? Huh Okay... Too bad. I feel like you'll be missing out some great times but maybe you got bored of finding weird videos of you in the morning. I still happen way too much...
>She catches back the bottle, cracks it up open and chugs it down.
Alright, don't worry! I've got the perfect present for you then!
>She takes out a Tamagotchi®
This is the perfect stuff to have if you feel lonely!

>>10913964
The Oompa Loompas finally had enough

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>>10913944
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aae-WdRJluc

>>10913955
...beer
I was thinking fuzzy thoughts.

>>10913851
At least posting charts provided an opportunity for feedback. This is just a cancerous popularity contest

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>>10913851
>Tfw missed SAW
>All those nice avas that will almost certainly never come back

>>10913974
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOBEDY DINNY

>>10913980
Like who?

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>>10913975
You still have my eternal gratitude for making me discover that song, based bread-chan.
What you linked sounds like my king of jam too.

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>>10913964
:thinking:

Anyways here's your winrar

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You win two piles of rice and a hat, truly a high honor.

>>10913997
>merryn kills vinny with wonka's unstoppable army

>>10913980
>Not keeping at least one ava you used that weekend

>>10913994
IF YOU HAVE TASTE, YOU'LL EAT AT DENN–
Waitaminute

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>>10914001
Ah ah!
Congratulations!

And thank you for the fun game

>>10913995
Eddy, Sackboy, Maxwell, Jenny, Leon, Launch, Shantae, Vinny, and Ms Fortune, to name a few

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Thanks for playing, or as the japanese would say: "Gomen"

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>>10913973
Videos? Kharjo has never heard of this. But he does know not to mix gambling and drink.
>He looks slightly worried about the speed at which the beverage disappeared
And what is this little thing?

>>10914001
Khajiit congratulates you, little Breton.
And he wishes to express his thanks to the host.

>>10914024
Maxwell was active yesterday
Vinny is still alive
I think Eddy might be too

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And this thing

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>>10914001
Congratulations.

>>10914028
Thank you.

>>10914024
>I know for a fact the avfags behind Eddy and Maxwell are keeping them.

>>10914001
>>10914028
Is this Ken-Sama?

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>>10914001
Thank you.

I'll treasure them.

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>>10914028
Yep. Sounds 'bout right. Thanks 'fer hostin'.

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>>10914028
Laaaaaame...

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>>10914034
Yeah, I'm still here if anyone cares.

>>10914047
Are you supposed to be Australian or something?

>>10914042
kek

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>>10914029
You don't know what a video is??!
>She makes sure the last drop of alcohol ends up in her maw and throws the bottle away
O-Okay I suppose you must live in a pretty remove remote country so... don't freak out, what I'm going to show you isn't magic.
>She gets closer and makes sure he has a nice view of the device. The screen displays a little Mametchi : http://www.tomopop.com/ul/14200-toys-of-yesterday-tamagotchi/158030_PlusOran-550x.jpg
It's a... -virtual- pet! You have to play with him, feed him... clean his garbage... and he gives you love in return!

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>>10914064
Me? 'Stralian? Do I look like an Aussie to you, mate? Get outta mah face wit' that rubbish, ya bitzer.
>His Australian accent is both absurd and offensive on all levels, plus more.

DANCE TILL YOU'RE DEAD

>>10914100
s-so that's a no then

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Are we desperate for a host? I can step up to the plate in about 10-20 minutes if nobody else wants to

>>10914168
I'm still here!

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>>10914168
Sounds neat. Nice cosplay btw.

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>>10914168

>>10914168
How embarrassing!

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>>10914153
>((He's supposed to speak with a Kyoto dialect in Japanese, but in English, he speaks with a vague Southern twang. I just try to make him sound both rough and childish.))

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>>10914168
>Por favor.

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>>10914180
I'm not cosplaying as anyone, I'm my own original character Blails!

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>>10914214
Oh. Ok. My bad for assuming. Still it's a very well-made costume. Nice job.

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>>10914088
>Kharjo is rather fascinated by the light-up screen, but he's having trouble operation it with his claws
A tiny atronach in a box? Kharjo has seen many magical artifacts during his travels, but never something like this. Does it speak?

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>>10914228
People really need to get their facts straight.

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>>10914238
You'll get used to the tiny interface, don't worry...
Speak? Hmm no. Not on this version anyway, it's an old one from the 90s but you can totally knows what he feels anyway.
>An "hungry symbol" appears on top of the digital creature, expressing his desire to eat.
Like that! He's hungry now! Come on feed him, you gotta try!

>>10914245
Well... I'm not really up to date with 2017 pop culture that is all... But I won't make the same mistake.

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>>10914245
...

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Action League Now ava when

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>>10914299
There is something inside his face?
>Kharjo holds the toy before his right eye and tries to peek inside
I have nothing to give him. What does he eat?

wtf test
WTF

>>10914370
?

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Uh I could host maybe, if we're desperate.

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beep beep
don't you go sleep

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>>10914368
>Facepalms
Damn, you really live in the middle ages don't you?
Alright, lemme break it down to you. Think of yourself as a God and this...
>She shows the entire device. Is the world you control and the tiny guy here is both your creature and friend... But instead of using bearded prophets, floods and lightning to control your world...
>She shows him the buttons. The "FEED" button, the "SLEEP button", the "PLAY" button, etc, etc.
... You use these. Now do it, push the feed button and gives him some rice I dunno. Use your brain

>>10914396
fug yeh a lenny gaem let me just dust off my filler squad here :)

>>10914419
>counts the cute sheep
>falls asleep
zzzzzz

>>10914444
>steals your quads while you sleep

>>10914419
beep beep
love the sheep

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>>10914396
Do as you feel like Lenny. How's your code going btw?

>>10914454
>punches you in the face and steals the quads

>>10914457
BEEP BEEP FUCK THE SHEEP

>>10914462
>kicks your shins and steals the quads

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>>10914424
No, Kharjo was born in the fourth era.
>he hesitates
This is a pet that is not alive, yes? A toy to prepare children to take care of real beasts?

>>10914469
NO DON'T FUCK THE SHEEP

>>10914470
>punches your dick and steals the quads

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>>10914459
My other one is still in progress. Even if I put in a full day's work, I probably wouldn't come close to a 'proper' code.
Also I gotta work on the custom text. I'm drawing a blank with the Bloodbath and Arena events, and I'm wondering if I should change "Feast" to "Food Fight".

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>>10914474
.....
Y-Yeah but.. Damn, why do you have to be such a killjoy! It's has good as any real pet!
It was for me...

>>10914481
>twists your nips and steals the quads

>>10914490
>moans, turns back and kisses you, and steals the quads

>>10914502
>tazes you in the balls and steals the quads

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>>10914485
What do you call a "proper code"?
Also he Bloodbath is just a glorified Day slide. It's cool but you can skip it and just paste the normal day events on it. That's what I did with the Labyrinth... In fact you'd be surprised how cheap it is.
Food fight seems cool as a name.

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>>10914488
You misunderstand. Kharjo guards the caravan and the roads are dangerous. He would not have time to care for a living thing, not would it survive the travels.
Thank you for this. I will take good care of him.
>he attempts to push the correct button somewhat clumsily, due to his large claws

>>10914508
>cums, rather fiercely, all over the pavement
>urinates
>the urine dissolves your clothes
>the quads have nowhere to hide
>I steal the quads
>I put them into my butthole

>>10914521
>whips out time travel device
>travels back a few minutes to before you pissed yourself
>steals quads from past self
>travels back to present era

>>10914538
>engages the singularity drive implanted between the fourth and fifth rib
>realign reality to give me the time travel device
>I travel back in time a few minutes to before you arrived to me pissing myself
>When you steal the quads from past you I steal them from current/future you and go back a few minutes after the present
>You had left thinking you had the quads, while I cried my ass off in embarrassment for pissing all over another human being
>I have the quads now

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>>10914509
Y'know, a code with entertaining, fleshed-out events like yours, Seth's, or just about anyone else's.
I kinda want to keep the Bloodbath as its own slide, with some exclusive events. However I don't know what it should be about. Booking a table sounds boring as fuck...appetisers maybe?
I was also thinking of using a food fight as an arena event but I may change my mind

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>>10914512
Aaah! Cool! Yeah it's not... "real" in the physical sense, but I assure you the love you feel for him is!
>The rice cake appears on the screen and the digital pet swallows it in three pixelated bites.
>A heart appears on top of his head!
There! You did it! And you just need to do that for everything else.
Wanna give him a name?

>>10914557
>activates dimensional warp-drive implanted in my left asscheek
>teleports to an alternate dimension where you had the dubs but I had the singularity drive
>steals the quads from my alternate reality reality-distorting self
>teleports to this dimension
>shoots your quads with a disintegration laser hidden in my right nostril
>I have the quads now

>>10914590
>phase-shifts with you into the alternate dimension, then hitches a ride on an alternate dimensional light rail
>travels to a universe where there are only quads, and finds the specific quads using a quad-detector that was implanted into my oral frenulum
>with these quads in hands, I hitchhike back to our universe and stowaway on a UFO heading to Earth
>I land in Botswana with the quads in hand, devaluing your quads through inflation

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Huh, so 10-20 ended up being more like 45. Good to know.

Anyway gib 24

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>>10914616
Ruri Chan

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>>10914564
Ah ok. Well it's not as hard as one may imagine if you know one or two tips really.
As for the BB... Booking a table, sitting down, appetizers, yeah mix them all. It doesn't have to be boring.
Nothing is boring when you know how to use the hidden potential. Remember to go crazy. Like a chili corn carne so hot people puke fire, a food that makes you travels back to childhood (literally), living food, etc.

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>>10914616
Fat Lenny

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>>10914616
Gin Ichimaru

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>>10914616
Shirai Kuroko

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>>10914616
Merryn

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>>10914616
Zer0

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>>10914616
FYXE

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>>10914616
Towel

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>>10914616
President Donald J. Trump

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>>10914616
Mixmaster

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>>10914616
Elh Melizee

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>>10914616
Kharjo

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>>10914616
Crash Bandicoot

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>>10914616
Asian Jesus

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>>10914616
Eddy

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>>10914616
Elias Ainsworth

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>>10914616
Twiss

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>>10914616
Nepgear

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>>10914616
Kyouko Sakura

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>>10914616
Popeye

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>>10914574
A name?
>he hesitates
Names hold meaning, my lady. It does not feel right to Kharjo to give the little thing a name.
Please trust that he does not wish to insult your gift.

>>10914603
>create a new world using a geological planetary formation thingymajigger implanted in my right armpit
>fill the world with nothing but quads from the Quad galaxy
>open up a trading route with Earth
>by creating this new world, I have single-handedly destroyed the quads economy, as they are all now more common than plastic cups
>with the money I've earned from this business venture, I construct a new set of quads made from solid gold, the only on of it's kind
Checkmate.

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>>10914616
Mouse Princess

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>>10914616
Kumagawa

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>>10914616
Malon

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>>10914616
Gascoigne

>>10914603
>>10914677
Get off of 4chan Rick and Doctor Who

>>10914677
>kms

>>10914692
Oh go on, that was very entertaining

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So that took longer than expected. Anyway, check 'em or whatever

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>>10914673
...O-Okay you can do whatever you want after all, it's yours now. And huh...Speaking of names, I may be wrong but yours is Kharjo right?
Call me Fyxe.

>>10914695
>dances on your grave
>buries you with 500 quads

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>>10914719

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>>10914719
A little girl, huh? Well, little girls have been known to surprise me before. You ready to knock 'em dead, kid?

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>>10914719
I'm ready!

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>>10914719
Begin the slaughter.
But I will not drink to that.
Or drink anything.

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>>10914719
I don't see any problems, lets get going.

>>10914719
District 7: Crash Eddy-coot

>>10914732
woah

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>>10914719
Nice to see that my district partner is as enthusiastic as me.
Let's get it on

https://or/watch?v=5K3p_7IN8eY

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>>10914746
>>10914751
Woah!

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IT'S TIME
TO
DDDD-DDDDDUEL!

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>>10914768
I recognize that call

>>10914761
https://youtu.be/sJzT_raZIIk

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>>10914768
>Gin cheerfully skips away from the Cornucopia.

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>>10914768

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>>10914768
Hah! Those bastards don't even know what hit 'em and I'm off the hook.
This match is in the bag!

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>>10914768
All I have to do is act like a raccoon. Easy peasy.

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>>10914724
Yes, this one is called Kharjo.
>he carefully places the little thing in his satchel
Forgive him for asking, but you are not Khajiit. You look almost like a fox. Are you... Lilmothiit?
There has been no knowledge of any of our ancient cousins still surviving for a thousand years.

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Why would you rape a skeleton
>elias is not a-
or demon or whatever he actually is. That's shit's probably gross

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>>10914803
You could say they had a hell of a boner for him...
...
Ok that was terrible sorry.

>>10914803
That Kharjo event perfectly describes any Skyrim player.

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>>10914803
>She drags the kid away by the collar of his shirt
Look, I'm not gonna go out of my way to help you like this again. Just stay away from that old man's canned food, alright?

>>10914803
糞をコードが

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>>10914768
I really wouldn't count on it.
>>10914803
Darn, how'd they even catch me?

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>>10914803
Oh hey, you misspelt a word in the event above me. Better restart the sim so it doesn't happen again.

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>>10914803
>Gin - surrounded by hundreds of corpses plus more - smiles as he sheathes Shinsō, his sword.
Now what did we learn today in school, kids? Shouldn't 'ave gone up 'gainst Aizen's best, and I AM his best.

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>>10914818
Hey, that spinach could help me win the competition, lady.

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>>10914768
>Twitches Eyebrows
>Slide Jumps away
>>10914781
Woah.
>>10914803
>

>>10914825
>not coraline.gif
yellow meme man disappoints

Fuck my life.

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Kharjo, I realize that you're a filthy cat person and all, but dude, that probably constitutes slavery.

>>10914822
And a chin ching nip nong to you too, young lady.

>>10914825
I didn't birth this. Someone from a long dead 8ch board is responsible

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>>10914844
>Gin hangs back whilst the others participate.
This ain't really my scene. You kids, and giant death robot... and squirrel... have fun.

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>>10914844
No, see? It is not real. It is a toy.
>he holds up the tamagotchi

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>>10914844

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>>10914841
>not coralen.gif
Anon how'd you miss that?
>>10914844
May as well give me another ch- I mean try again anyway. I mean you never know right?

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>>10914768
>If Zer0 knew, he would be absolutely baffled as to how the tiny loli is his father.

>>10914803
Easy.

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>>10914795
Khajit? Lilmothiit? Is this how people say "furry" or "cancer" in your country?... Unless... Unless.
>She sudden realization hits her like a rocket
We aren't from the same world! Fuck! I always forgot this place is a weird mish-mash of universes...
But, yeah. I'm part fox, if that answers your question.

>>10914861
>>10914844
He is right!

>>10914866
Don't try to shift the blame, yellow meme man.

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>>10914844
>Trump-Sama takes Kyouko up to his room and shows her the plan for the wall to border mexico
>not lewd

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So despite being eaten alive, Zer0 somehow manages to reformat himself and gut a wolf.
Radical.

Also all hail Kharjo, the True King of the Britons

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I'm back.

>>10914888
Thanks for hosting in advance.

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>>10914844
>Zer0 has no idea what charmed him, but apparently they did well enough to lure him into a trap that eliminated him from competition.
>His helmet projection says it all as he respawns: "WTF?".

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>>10914885
The border isn't the only thing I'm gonna be plugging up, believe me.

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>>10914888
Might be worth checkin' out. Don't really wanna get my outfit wet, but... eh. You gotta do what you gotta do.
>Gin does a cannonball into the body of water and thinks to himself, "Oh, the sacrifices I make."

>>10914907
>pushes back into the game

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>>10914875
Forgive me, I did not know your outlandish origin.
Kharjo is Khajiit. A beastfolk related to cats.
Lilmothiit are, or maybe were a race of foxes. But they walked and talked, much like Khajiit.
Kharjo thought you might be one of them.

>>10914888
>he catches the sword
A fine blade, lady of the lake. Kharjo may prefer his mace, but he will not reject this gift.

>>10914904
Greetings, little Nord.

>>10914904
But are you better then ever?

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>>10914888
Yeah yeah, we'll split it up fifty-fifty, but I've got dibs on any polearms!

>>10914908
>god dammit kek

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>>10914888

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Kyouko, that shit's nasty.
Why would anyone willingly fuck a product of Australia?

>>10914939
WOAH

>>10914943
>not putting your dick in marmite

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>>10914928
Hello to you too Mister Cat.

>>10914930
Maybe.

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>>10914943
>The last thing Mixmaster sees before waking is Gin's sword rapidly expanding towards him, and his ever twisted smile.

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>>10914943
>Kyouko's idea of a romantic night is apparently to completely ignore the fox and snack on junk food.

>he unironically mods his game to make his character look like a big-tittied bimbo warrior who probably jerks off 500 men per day
>he doesn't mod his game to make his character look like a humble qt warrior who fights for the people and does what's right.

>>10914943
He just smiled and gave her a Vegemite sandwich.

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>>10914943
>
>>10914955
W O A H
>>10914970
Woah....

>>10914975
>he mods his game with buggy amateur mods

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What the fuck is a rust monster?
What purpose would it have?

Also I've played so much melee build Zer0 that I legitimately forgot that he was more of a sniper than anything.
Huh.

>>10914975
I unironically modded the game to rename gold to shekels. What do I win?

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>>10914975
God tier taste

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>>10914928
It's understandable... Now I understand why you didn't know anything about modern technology... Better keep the tamagotchi well hidden from your peers then. They might frame you as a sorcerer and burn you... Maybe I don't know how that works where you live.
>She puts back her notebook after writing what he just said.
Noted. Too bad for the Lilmothiit. 'Sounds like they were cool guys.

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>>10914990
Hey, if you give them feedback, they can improve.
:)

>>10914993
You get this dank Skyrim meme

>>10914975
>not modding your game to be a cool skeleton

>>10914993
It's a monster that eats metal by causing it to rapidly corrode and then eating the result I believe. Adventurers hate them for eating their magical equipment.

>>10915016
go away craig

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>>10914993
For the love o' God, Montresor! Lemme outta here!
>Gin takes a whiff of his delicious doom.
I-Is this persimmon wine? Actually, take your time! I think this is how I wanna go!

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>>10914993
Nice job Eddy. Just like yesterday.

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>>10915024
Not him, just a skeleton lover.

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Remember, kids, bestiality is a sin.

>>10915017
Is this D&D?
Also I guess I was imagining a creature more akin to a Rust Elemental than anything. Neato, thanks!

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>>10914943
Masser is out fully tonigh, but I can not seem to find Secunda. How strange.

>>10915010
Kharjo doesn't know. They disappeared long before he was a cub.
But mages are well respected in Tamriel, nobody would try to burn Kharjo...

He hopes.

>his ava isn't the character he mains in vidya

>>10915035
Yes, it's from D&D

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>>10914993
>GREAT!
>...But you missed 57 boxes...

>>10915016
Skeletons are a meme race.
Zombies are where it's at.

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>>10915029
You're welcome.
You know about the Golden rule, right?
"One should treat others as one would like others to treat oneself "

And I like going in style myself.

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>>10914916
>>10914888
>>10914943
>>10914993
>>10915035
>Zer0 is suddenly back in the game for no explainable reason, having gutted a wolf, found a treasure chest, been bit by a stray cat, sniped a griffin right out of the sky, and now presently telling scary stories with a demon and someone he knows quite well.
What...?

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>>10915035

>>10915065
zombies are a meme race. And they stink.

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>>10914993
Sh-Shit, cover your eyes! qui-
>Kyouko's mind is overwhelmed by the dark lord before she can even finish her warning.
After a short time she respawns back outside of the arena.
Dammit... That furry guy was just holdin' me back, I shoulda left him behind.

>When no one liked your SAW ava

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>>10915035
W O A H

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Elias actually did us all a favor. By eliminating The Don, he's paved the way for the rise of President Pence.
If you like traps you get the zap.

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>>10915065
But zombies only get powerful with brains, unlike skeletons who can just get milk.

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>>10915077
...
Well, he may have taken my sould but I've taken a tournament point so that's okay...
Damn...

>>10915055
I sexually identify as a purple penguin

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>>10915071
>he mods in the gross, smelly zombies and not the qt lich-style zombies who don't stink as much

>>10915053
If I could make him my Steward, I would.

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>>10915066
>Gin knocks from the inside of the cask.
You got style, kid. I'll give ya that!
>A loud splash is heard, followed by a very happy - but no less doomed - Gin.

>>10915059
HG D&Dnight when?

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>>10915077
WOAH!
>plays didgeridoo

>>10915073
>picking up avas because you want people to like them
>not picking up avas because you love the character and want to have fun RPing as them

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This is a boring day. Even the idea of a giant robot trying to fit itself into a tiny inn room to fuck a human girl can ease the pain of two completely bloodless ""deaths"".

>>10915113
I wholly endorse this idea

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>>10915119

>>10915119
>really like someone's ava
>they don't talk to me
>just steal it

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>>10915041
Ah I see! Well no worries then! In fact it's even better! That way you can imrpess some guilible people who don"t know anything about technology!
And now Kharjo time for me to take a break. It was nice meeting you, I had a blast. Poke me whenever you want to talk again. Bye!

>>10915108
>Plays this music : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NChc__dH3jA because she once wrote "play this at my funeral
>Waves.

>>10915127
Hey.
Thanks for the game.

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>>10915077
>The mind ruiners are no match for the combined efforts of the two cybernetic tributes, who dispatch them with ease.
No challenge.

>>10915127
>Zer0 grumbles as he is forced to sleep outside the inn: ">_<".
Expensive prices
far beyond what one should pay.
I prefer outside.

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>>10915152
>Is fucking dead, but comfortable!

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http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Mixmaster_(ROTF)
>A genius chemist, Mixmaster serves as a weapons designer to the Decepticon elite. He has spent his entire lifespan mastering the intricacies of chemical reactions, becoming an expert in poisons, corrosive substances, and most especially explosives.

Holy shit this is actually canon. Decepticons Forever!

>>10915152
No problem! I just figured it might be fun to try hosting while high.

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I never actually saw ROTF, or any of the movies past the first one in 2007, but damn if this doesn't want to make me start.
Congrats!

>>10915168
Gin was a gud guy.

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>>10915190
Congratulations Mixmaster

Thanks for hosting Dead Hours Host.

>>10915191
He was a good boy who did absolutely nothing wrong.

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>>10915169
>>10915190
Woah!

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>>10915169
Huh, that's pretty impressive I guess..
>>10915190
Nice job, I'd say you earned that win. Thanks for hosting.

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>>10915190
>Gin sits himself down, squeezing the excess wine from his robes. A bowl is placed beneath him to collect the wine.
Should've known the scary robot would take it home. Well done!

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Whoops, almost forgot the postamble

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>>10915169
>Now the assassin is finally dead in the game.
Close, but no cigar.
Poison sucks, but it sure beats
being eaten whole.

>>10915190
Congratulations.

Thank you.

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Here lies Tourneyfag.
Gone but not forgotten
F

>>10915113
When someone does it.

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>>10915152
Safe travels, Lady Fyxe.
May your road lead you to warm sands.

>>10915231
A golem won. Ah but of course he did. He was built to be strong.
Kharjo would like to thank the host as well.

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>>10915231
>>10915244

New game soon?

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>>10915231
Bottom row again, this is getting repetitive. I don't want to be an earthworm! I'm a bird, a beautiful cute bird!

KAMINA PLZ HOST

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I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead...

>>10915283
No you're a human.

Bandicoots?
More like Bandicunts!

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>>10915306

>>10915276
I can go again in another 20 or so if nobody else has.

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>>10915293
I'm also a poet...

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>>10915231
Thanks a bunch for the game. But maybe now you could host another one with me in it~?

>>10915323
Drop a sick haiku. Right now.

Eat a taint josh

>>10915335
You want haiku?
I only want to say this
You can suck my dick

Is Eric here?

>>10915363
Fuck Eric, he's a bitch.

>>10915350
>Only four syllables in the first line.
Pathetic.

>>10915350
>you want haiku
That's four syllables.
But they need to be five, yes?
Do you get it now?

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>>10915363
Hi.

>>10915375
That is true.

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>>10915350
Four, seven, and five.
You made a meter error.
You have failed this test.

>>10915388
A perfect haiku.
At least, systematically.
Could use more feeling.

>>10915392
Not you Eric, the other Eric.

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>>10915350
I've got a great third line 'fer ya!

...Zer0 you are not.

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>>10915335
Judgement-desu no!
It's Judgement desu no no
Judgement-desu no~!

>Hi fives Onee-sama

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>>10915403
There's two Erics now? Oh shit when did this happen.

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>>10915392
Do you have this?

>>10915401
>You have failed this test.
That's six syllables.

>>10915401
>At least, systematically.
That's eight syllables.
You should not mock my Haiku.
At least mine was right.

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>>10915401
Want to hear Haiku?
Then come to Eddy's Haikus.
Quarter for one Poem

>>10915413
Your the Eric that we all love and then there's Eric.

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>have the choice of working on my code or eating cereal

What do bros?

>>10915420
Failed is a single syllable word.
Or do you pronounce it Fai-led?

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>>10915427
>tfw you put in 6 syllables

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>>10915433
both.

>>10915436
kys ESL scum

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>>10915401
>>10915422
He's got ya there, Megaman.

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>>10915415
I didn't have this, but thanks to this cool dude now I do, thanks man.

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>>10915439
Look Ruby I'm just human im not a multitask machine

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>>10915427
>Flicks a quarter at

I want to fucking die

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>>10915420
>>10915422
The language is odd.
Pronunciation differs.
I say what is right.

>>10915427
I would give you one
if you knew how to say them.
A faulty service.

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>>10915450
Well, health before wealth, eat your circle first.

>>10915453
Anon wants to die.
To end his life too early.
Fucking sucks for him.

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>>10915467
Okie dokie

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HERES A HAIKU!

IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF!
I NEED TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS!
YOUR ASS WILL FUCKING DO!

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>>10915452
Thanks for the money,
It is appreciated.
There is your poem.

>>10915465
Systematically still has six syllables mate.